CBT Edition
Jaxson Smith-Nigga
>>157851259Cognitive behavioral therapy?
>>157851259How much would I have to pay for him to do that to me?
>>157851259I know a lot of posters on /sp/ who would pay good money for that experience.
Thinkin about making gumbo
Fuck India, fuck anime, fuck Chicago Pizza casserole, fuck godzilla 98, fuck the refs.
The weird thing about the Flores lawsuit is I thought it stemmed from him actually trying to win games while the GM was trying to actively tank. Did Flores lie about the Racism because he knew the NFL would blackball him if he was on record stating a team was trying to actively sabotage its product? What gives there?
>>157851263Something like that.
can't wait for him to be drated
>>157851264Holy fucking shit
How tf did Emmett Johnson fall to the third round???
>>157851270Why are you so angry?
>>157851259Post that one where that Cowboy player accidentally steps on his teammates balls
>>157851279I'm not
Nick's pick is dependent on Puka playing (win) or not (loss)
CRAB CAKES AND FOOTBALLTHAT'S WHAT MARYLAND DOES
>>157851283Anon...
Who here /17-0/?
Is there anything worse than deciding to eat a cheat meal and the food turns out to be dogshit? Ate a whole goddamn cheesesteak that might as well been from Wawa
>>157851270Mogged by worm guy
>>157851259Seahawks cruise to a win bringing them to 2-0 with Drew Lock at the helm. With Sam Darnold’s return 3rd or 4th week. Is this a similar situation of Drew Bledsoe and Tom Brady?Lock currently has 4 TDs 422 yards 0 interceptions. Sam Darnolds first two games of 2025: 4 TDs 470 yards 0 interceptions. Ultimately the Seahawks have strong options at Quarterback, Darnold or Lock. Mike McDonald and staff will have a difficult decision ahead. When Darnold is back, do they give him the reigns, and if so, what happens if Darnold can’t get the offense up and running. Will Lock be the starter?
i would kill for dexter lawrence
>>157851283
What percentage of NFL mascots are secretly furries?
>>157851290They would lose even with Puka. I know ball better than all of them
Brock Purdy should be MVP frontrunner
>>157851304Wait where did his ears goAnd why is he smiling at me like that?
>>157851293Disregard. I thought it was the arm snapping webm and I was scared to open it
>>157851304the much more important question is what percentage of owners are secretly furries
>>157851277It's a bad idea to draft someone with the same name as an elite player, it never works out. Look at the name Tom, there has never been a truly elite player named Tom since record holder Tom Dempsey.
>Bustin "Raped and Gaped" Herbert
>>157851306Let's wait until they play a real team.
>>157851306Brocks probably number 1 qb rn
>>157851299>Drew Bledsoecougies mentioned
Antisemites are about to go 0-2 this week. Smart money’s on the Giants.
>bears fans calling the Caleb memes mean, insensitive, and out of context as if they wouldn't do the same for any other QB in the leagueLol, Caleb has made that fanbase into pussies
>>157851319They beat the best team ever though
herbie unironically can't win with these cats
FREE MY NIGGA JACOBS!HE DIDN'T EVEN HIT HER THAT HARD!
is the grass really greener?
>>157851324Giants are gonna start out super hot then go like 2-7 to end the season
>>157851299Stop being retarded, Drew Lock beat a bad team. I'm not even confident he'll have a good game next week.
>>157851331eeeeeeeerrrrmmm?
Caleb lurks here so lets write him a support letter one word at a time.I'll start.Dear,
Oh boy soulless NFCslop on tonight, who's excited to watch the Rams edge out a plastic win
>>157851336NO REFUNDS
If you’re laughing at Caleb Williams’s injury I hope you get kirked.
>>157851333That's his curse. He Unironically can't, but he became a meme and no one believes in him
>>157851331The Rams shot themselves in the face week 1 and we're still not sure if they are actually any good. The 49ers had two dominant wins but it's too early to say Purdy is MVP.
>>157851347>I hope you go 2-0 with the RaidersDoesn't sound so bad?
>>157851345It would be funnier if they got blown out again
>>157851273The lawsuit doesn't have to do with him not getting HC interviews, it has to do with him being brought in for multiple HC interviews to fulfill the rooney rule requirement where the team didn't even consider him as a candidate and didn't give him a chance during the interview, and that he was not given the treatment any other non black coach being interviewed was.
>faguars thought it was over because they had a 4th quarter leadKeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek how about you learn some respect fucking mongrels
Why are there so many Pajeet and chink 49er fans when they play in California?
how do the get this nany injuries with no sign of slowing down l?
>>157851363That was an easy bronkies bet
>>157851336JSN 50x times better than prime Metcalf has nothing to do with greener grass Metcalf just ass. jSN makes darnold and lock look good
>when Walgreens is out of nail polish
>>157851344bussy
>>157851363They found out i'm afraid :/
Reminder, PFF is now shit
Does Justin Herbert have the hottest girl?
>>157851364Because those are 2 large groups in California
>>157851364That's where they live. That's like asking why there are so many black Saints and Falcons fans.
>>157851270i want to try chicago pizza so badly
alright which one of you is this
>>157851363mmmmmhhhmmm 'fraid so!
>>157851365See, for most NFL players a little pain doesn't make them curl into a ball, cry for their mommy, and make them have to get carted off the field
>>157851363I’m happy you’re getting some pep back in your step Kiwi. I know being a Chiefs hater is not the easiest path to take in life
>>157851378>now
>>157851363He got raped and gaped by Soor and RMT
>>157851375,please
farming >nows
>>157851383Imagine that fuck sits down next to you and starts eating a chili dog.
OFFENSIVE COOOP
My Chargies!
>>157851381/nfl/ seems to think Asians only live in New Jersey
Chicago pizza > non Chicago pizzaChicago hot dog > every other kind of hot dogChicago bears > your team
>>157851398I haven't been watching their games, what's wrong with them?
>>157851264Big if true
>>157851391get
>>157851365Blood sacrifice. Shanahan feeds his players to the dark lord as payment for his playcalling.
>>157851324Ah yes antisemites love new york
>>157851404my raidies have a better record dough
Does anyone outside Chicagofags think their pizza is good?
PANTHERS RUN SHIT MOUNTAIN
>>157851411open
it's the seattle dog for me
>>157851421I live in Naperville and Chicago pizza is the shit
>>157851421I’ve never been. I’ve never left Kansas
>>157851417Zohran made NYC the most antisemitic city in the country
>>157851417Antisemites unironically do love NYC. They just elected a Neo Nazi socialist mayor.
schneider isn't even a good gm he just got lucky a couple of times
if Rams get shrekt tonight, is the season over?
>>157851428ive never seen a seattle dog with cabbage but jalapenos and sriracha is the gold standard for me
>>157851404Dude the Chicago dog is the biggest piece of dumbass bullshit ive ever seen. Pickled peppers, pickled pickles, half a damn tomater, what's with all the shit?
>>157851435>>157851437>bitchknees and co
>>157851404>His offensive genius HC scored 3 whole points yesterday and his qb got hurt so he has to cope with muh hotdogsYep, i'm thinking it's another episode of Kang induced melty. For me, it's the Juicy Lucy.
>>157851441The GOAThawks own you scrubs
>>157851442>>157851428It's the cream cheese that really makes it
>>157851430I said outside Chicago you retard
>>157851428How are normal corn dogs and pronto pups not on here?
>>157851428Seattle dog is the fucking truth.
>>157851428NY wins this i'm afraid. Followed by coney, wherever that is
>>157851427Invitations
>>157851441Yesn't
>>157851428Lifelong Seattleite and I can't ever fathom having cream cheese on a hot dog it just doesn't make sense to me
>>157851378
>>157851456Detroit actually.
>>157851421yes, i think chicago pizza is good. it looks good on the internet. i want to try it, the real deal, i can't even make it at home, i don't have access to american ingredients from the supermarket
>>157851451when you put the hot dog fresh off the pan/grill and it melts the cream cheese a liittle............ perfection
>>157851428I hate hotdogs because I feel like I can eat them in three bites. Also the Colombian dog sounds tasty
If Bryce is good does it disprove MUH HEIGHT
Danny is on FTF saying he likes the Caleb memes we post kek
>>157851464You are missing out!
Post coaches that are better off as coordinators
>>157851268Have you tried baking your roux? I can get a dark chocolate without having to stand their and stir for an hour.
>>157851470its really good but its super heavy on your stomach much better of a regional food than skyline chili though that stuff was gross
>>157851470What "american ingredients" do you even need? Can you not get low moisture mozzarella, provolone, and tomato paste?
>>157851472>I can eat them in three bites.Caleb pls
>>157851477All right I'll try it the next time I find a cart
Can he save the Titans?
>>157851428I'll take an Italian dog, hold the mustard.
>>157851448Based fellow KangShamrock / The Nook > Blue Door > Matt's >>>> 5-8 club
>>157851268It's too hot outside for that>>157851479Use high heat, pussy. Done in 10 mins
>>157851482Wow Packers fans look like this and avalanche down stairs like this?
>>157851294>Danny Dimes makes a heroic play in overtime to set themselves up in the Redzone >run it twice or something, idk>then let's kick a field goal and give it back to themWhat happened here?
>>157851479Nah I can get dark chocolate in like 5 minutes its pretty hard to fuck up, basically an internet meme.
*puts mayonnaise in your coffee*
>>157851487Food that isn't spoiled.
>>157851506pussy playcallers too afraid to lose
>>157851490I make them at home and a smear of cream cheese and topped with pickled jalepenos and they're awesome. Cheap way to massively improve a hotdog.
>>157851472Big back
>>157851306I'm a niners fan and I don't really care too much about yesterday's win. Sure it was nice to see them roll a bad team, but I'm used to them rolling over bad teams. If you're a good team that's what you're supposed to do. Doesn't help they're averaging losing 2 guys a game.
>>157851448The only decent burger in Minnesota is Culver’s
>red area why does he call it that
>>157851520It is happening again.
>16th consecutive season without a conference championIs it time for the NFL to step in and do something about this division? At what point does competitive balance become paramount?
>>157851398>go 0-2 against the Raiders and CardinalsAt least their schedule stays easy, right?
>>157851509He would save the Jets
RIP the graphic
Goddamn I want gumbo.
>>157851519Insanely low IQ post and someone that's never had a juicy lucy
>>157851509Imagine being named after pants.
Danny is taking it hard.
>>157851544Based and humanpilled
>GumboThis is a red beans and rice genny.
>>157851542Eating that shit like Fat Fucking Lenny
>>157851449i'm actually a Seahawks fan lmao
>>157851525Show some respect. The NFCN has three historic franchises that are the cornerstone of the NFL. It also has the Minnesota Vikings.
>BREAKING: Quarterback needy Atlanta Falcons are signing former WWF superstar Kevin Nash to their active roster, per Schefter
>>157851428Erm acktually, the Cleveland one is called a Polish Boy and BBQ sauce instead of hot sauce
>>157851428Just give me 'kraut and some mustard
Shit ass 1-1 Bronkeks kekWe're laughing bout em over here in Chiefs Kingdom
>>157851551The Vikangz are very similar to the burrs and loins at the end of the day
>>157851544Ryan Kinnell looked like his mom died.
>>157851542This shit is why hes out of da league. You cant be weird because you are therefore unprofitable. You can be zesty, you can be a buffoon, you can be an 80 iq Somalian, but you cant be weird. That mayo commercial and this shit killed him. Same with jj and nine
>>157851544>FuCk ICE
>>157851336Donkey Kong Metcalf.
>>157851444Chicago dog has the most complex flavors and the veggies make it healthyCan’t beat an Italian beef, Chicago dog and cake shake from portillos
>>157851464it's like crack. i at 3 at the Metallica concert. would have had another if i had time. (not fat, i hike a retarded amount and am pretty much always hungry)
>>157851566And there it is.
>>157851562The Kangs are like the Burrs and Loins without the soul.
>>157851547Love red beans and rice, but a good gumbo or jambalaya is more satisfying
>>157851336This buck's name is Nigba?
>>157851428Yeah I'll have a brat with mustard and none of that other crap thanks
>>157851566coward
>>157851576>The Chicago Burrs of Indiana have sovlkek...KEK!!!
>>157851576>burrs>soulNone of the current NFCN teams have soul.
>>157851551Please use their full proper name, the 2026 division frontrunner undefeated Minnesota ViKANGZ
>>157851547My mother never puts enough sausage in her red beans & rice and she gets offended when we tell her this. We at least got her to start adding smoked turkey though.
>>157851542this guy might be the dumbest mfer to ever play quarterback
There’s no better food and sports city than ChicagoFight me
Are there actual cajuns/creoles posting here?
>>157851566Hate is winning in this thread.
>>157851592>white No chance.
>>157851551>Lions>historic cornerstone franchiseGuess how I know who typed this shit lmao
>>157851587The Fudgepackers do but they just suck right now
He's smarter than most black QBs
>I'm not like other QBs.
The AFC South is the NFC North without the false superiority complex
>>157851270I agree with all of this but some 90s anime is good nostalgia
>>157851602Packers have absolutely negative soul with mulatto Justin Herbert.
>>157851520Looking like a charismatic cult leader with those shades.
>>157851621Actually he's Kirk Muttsins
>>157851428Just mustard and onions for me
>>157851596You better believe it boy, got me a pot full of crawdads
>>157851600I typed that fully knowing this, but if you saw him play, his decision making was as bad as any black qb in the league
>>157851262Underrated post
>>157851625Perc Thuggins is 2-0, don't you dare disrespect the man with more passing tuddies than Elway.
>>157851596I'm not an actual Cajun but I'm well versed in the food & grew up eating it
>>157851571>Metallica concert2024? Which night? I was at 2
I want to see MHJ on a good team. I want to see him motivated by the prospect of winning before I declare him a bust
IT'S BENIS TIME
>>157851640Saw Metallica in 1997, Monster Magnet opened for them. Both bands killed.
>>157851383did he consume?
Can we agree that the NFC West is the biggest joke division in the NFL?
>>157851594>there's no more autistic food and sports city than ChicagoFTFY
>>157851640I don't remember, I was pretty high. If you went into the bathroom and there was a guy getting his dicked sucked that was me. I mean the one doing the sucking.
>>157851599He's the quarterback now.
>>157851647
>>157851649>Monster MagnetMan what an underappreciated band that was. Powertrip and Spacelord were bangers
>>157851564>normie grade school bully shares his opinionThx
>>157851658Was Pantera or Five Finger Death Punch part of the opening acts?
>>157851596Mais yeah couyon
>Goedert out multiple weeks with sprained MCLfor FUCKS sake, every year
How bad was Rodgers yesterday if Maye played like garbage but still won?
monday night mina week 2!
>>157851673Herbert level bad
>>157851648danny is such a dork kek
>>157851667Bizarre post
>>157851675mina doesnt know ball
>>157851656This season they seem to have regressed, unless the Rams just laid an egg week 1 and return to form. The Niners look great but there's simply no way they retain this for 17 weeks straight with how old they are. Cardinals are still the Tardinals, but the Seahawks are undefeated despite losing their QB immediately.NFCS still the jester division.
>>157851668I don't remember, I spen a loootttt of time in the bathroom
>>157851667Honestly it makes sense. Vikings fans act very big but are notoriously small when it matters.
>>157851682Lambs were sniffing their own farts too much in the offseason with the hype and forgot puka is on Schindlers list
>>157851675Paging AI bro I need them tongue kissing and groping eachother tits
>>157851684What the fuck did you eat man
>>157851682I mean apparently the Rams were cocky last week and arrived only a day before they played whereas the Niners were there a week in advance
>>157851364Because the Bay Area is now being taken over by those groups. Even the Hispanics are moving out.Football or something
>>157851697Cock
>>157851697He ate lots of sausage, like an insane amount.
>>157851649monster magnet ruled, saw them and buck cherry. Raunchy fuckfest concert of dirty fucking cretins like me.
>>157851707Freddy Got Fingered was one of my favorite movies in middle school too
>odd number year, Kangz aren't relevant >Even numbered year, /NFL/ seethes after every ein as they go on to win 13+ games
>>157851699It wasn't even his TV.
>>157851708Come on down to the hotel baby
>>157851699I've never understood the "break my own shit" after a loss.If anything, take off the jersey and burn it or something.
>>157851624He’s turning into Al Davis
>>157851699My Chiefs make coastiepacos do this and act like this kek
>>157851698even regardless they looked like they didnt belong on the same field, it couldnt have all been the travel. they need to find a chip on their shoulder if they want to do anything this year. too many other good teams to have a weak mindset
>>157851594Why does Chicago have shit Mexican food when there’s millions of beaners everywhere?
>>157851707>>157851712Hell yeah, daffy would you like some dausages. Shot was my jam, rip rip torn
>stung by a bee
>Chikaner bandwagonning the ChiefsLast year he called them the spic team
>>157851749i see youre really milking this for all its worth huh
>>157851749I got stung by a wasp yesterday trying to smash it with my hands. That shit hurt.
The time has come for me to kill this game now open wide and say my name...Space Lord Motherfucker.
>>157851675Dumb bitch still gonna make excuses for bustin KWABert keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
>>157851749He looks like a black dynamite drug pusher
>>157851520The word "Zone" terrifies him after his gruesome beatdown at the hands of Dallas's zone D in his last game.STILL the only guy who has managed to lose to Dak in the 'offs btw.
>>157851717Your QBs are Carson Wentz and Kyler Murray
Game 2 and Rodgers has thrown his coach under the busSo much for his happy go lucky retirement tour summer pr
Today I WILL REMIND THEM!https://youtu.be/CNcxmpN2Jg4
>>157851407Everything! Charger football is back baby!
>>157851722wasnt mannion the QB from the rams hard knocks who hit the goal post from like 40 yards away?
>>157851773You said this about Sam Darnold in 2024 and Kirk Cousins in 2022
Hey Atlanta can you please start Rush for one more week?Thanks
>>157851778There is is. That's the man who is never at fault for the constant failures that fill his football life
Just ate a digiorno 2bh
>>157851788I sincerely doubt that.
>>157851675More than half of this bitch’s, and the rest of NFL network faggots’, game winning picks were completely wrong yesterday. These fuckers are as bad as politicians.
CALEB WILLIAMS IS AN ASS MUNCHA
>>157851646Tom Brady never had a throw like this.
>>157851788The whole thing?
>>157851788grim
>>157851544Why does anyone use reddit?
Between Herbert/Love/Dak/Purdy who will have the most playoff wins by the end of their career?
I could go for a mean log of shit out of Mahomes asshole
>>157851814My nigga
Who wins biggest KWAB of WK2?
>>157851814Ryback
>>157851304>how many professional furries are secret furries?
>>157851824Either gayleb or the chargers organization
>>157851824Lane Kiffin or Gayleb
>>157851824Rg5
>>157851814Purdy probably has more than the other 3 combined.
>grade 2 bussyitis
>>157851428I usually eat my hotdogs with mustard onions and occasionally relish so Dodger style without the ketchup
>>157851824
>>157851270Sean Combs can fuck off for rapeing Cashmere
Jamaal Charles!https://youtu.be/364rqEBvUzc?si=CACWbL55GXyF_s7H
>>157851640yeah. night 2. bretty good show.
>>157851824John Benson
>>157851824Joe Alt was supposed to be a 20-year HoF left tackle and yesterday he got wrecked by Maxx so hard he gave up a holding safety
https://youtu.be/gQQwqBNb51U?is=ujxigzt6c-rMBA5q
Why did the Bucs pay Bakey?
>>157851841Griffin with the Family Guy pose.
Bros… Colin Cowchad isn’t a silver fox anymore…
Joe Alt is like an 8/10, Maxx Crosby is like a 9.3/10
>>157851824Gayleb and the bears after a week of annoying shit talking about being the best NFL offense of all time.
>>157851668Five Finger Death Punch. it was surprisingly good, considering i didn't like them before that.don't know why that faggot is giddily talking about sucking dick btw.
>>157851845>3rd round pick Jamaal Charles>3rd round pick Emmett JohnsonUh oh stinky......
>>157851382Deep dish a meme. You aren’t missing shit. Tavern style (thin crust) is pretty good though.
After that cart bullshit, I'm convinced Caleb is soft...And supple.And warm.And smooth.And tight.
Fellas and fags, I know we all want to write off the lambs but there is no vhance that they don't rape and gape the gnats tonight. You would have to be retarded to take the gnats. The game will be over in the first quarter and you can cap it and laugh at me if I'm wrong.
hezekiah masses is the second coming of richard sherman
Will the rams bounce back? Or will dart and his pet retard handle business?
>>157851874You just know that bussy is pristine
>>157851873Pizza rolls still mog
>>157851850>Greatest offense of all time o algo
>>1578518744th down and 9
>>157851862Why are the falcons there twice
>Chargers are placing two tight ends, David Njoku (fibula) and Charlie Kolar (forearm), on injured reserve.
>>157851824>Week 3 probableOnly 1 candidate deserves serious deliberation this week
I like Phil Collins and Genesis
>>157851824>KWAB
What NFL team has the most white collar sports fans?
And to this very day some are saying the Rams are still on that plane.
>Amani Hooker said Jalen Hurts has a tell on throws to in-breaking routes>This was how he jumped the route on his pick>But later in the game Amani was fooled into jumping an in-breaking route and Jalen threw it effortlessly to Devonta on the outsideTalk about in-game adjustments
>>157851893Bagel bites mog pizza rolls
>>157851911Jew York
CAN YOU DIG IT
>>157851911Any of the LA teams. LA sports fans are notoriously white collar
>>157851911probably nyg or seattle
>>157851675Yummy
Joe Burrow
My rammies :)
>>157851922>KOBE, NIGGA TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES
>>157851930Nobody ever said this
>>157851723>I've never understood why you break your own shit>Just burn your own shitThere's nothing to "understand". You're mad, so you break shit.
>>157851908>Expected to play week 3
>>157851918I concur.
>gayvens
>>157851944Don't you just hate it when you're leaky all game?
>>157851923lol trip back on youngcuck
>>157851824Bears by a mile.>WE'RE GONNA SCORE MORE THAN ANYONE EVER!!!!!>score 3 points against the Vikings>QB hurts his bussy and acts like he lost a leg
>>157851944>2018 to 2026do you work for PFF?
>i will simply just not throw the ball to my opponent based caleb
How long until Jim Harbaugh gets fired? They’re already calling for it and saying he’s Brandon Staley 2.0
>>157851944What an irrelevant infograph
>>157851967bustin just needs a new coach
>you now remember when non-ball knowers asked if J Breezy was elite
Which QB has the hottest wife or girlfriend and why is it Justin Herbert
>>157851911Cowboys/Rams/Giants/Patriots/49ers/Dolphins
Will /NFL/ join in praying for this man on this life threatening injury?
>>157851961well someone's lying to mehttps://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/W/WillCa03.htm
>>157851973Jamar merchant
>>157851911hmm, sounds racist
>>157851982Trevor Lawrence
>>157851956How is he wrong though? Look at the ticket prices
even i go to the bar for this gameodd i stay home
>>157851944Chargers are the worst team in the league
>>157851973Is Jamar the best receiver in the league?
reminder: it's not Herbie's fault
>>157851982Goof and it's not particularly close.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEg4lnTZelo
>>157851911Blue collar fags don’t know how awesome it is just to have meetings for a living and working alone in a home office
>>157851999Yes
>oh, hey bustin fagbert believers >how's your boy doing?>looks kinda plonked to me
>>157851996You play Yugioh? I've been playing the new Winged Dragon of Ra stuff. It's excellent going 2nd.
LETS GO CHIEFS WIN WIN WIN WIN BABY
>>157851999I've gotta give it to JJettas, but Jamar is top 3
>>157851999JSN is better.
Colts broke the record for most yards given up in the first two games, incredible work
>>157852003finally a ball knower
Now that the dust has settled do you think Caleb has lost the locker room with that pathetic display
>>157852004>*fucking dies*
>>157852001lmao, even Danny "Herbert is on a Peyton Manning path" Parkins said this game was 33.3% Herbert's fault.
>>157851999YES jefferson is to sometimes and never clutch
>>157852008haven't played since middle school. is it worth it? i was great at pulling super rares for some reason.
Jacked UpCmon ManYou Got MossedWhich one?
>>157852007I can't believe Greg said this but he did kek
>>157852003>>157852013Too racially ambiguous. No blue eyes is a huge red flag on a female.
>>157851948>>157851970I didn't watch their game yesterday, can the broncos still not tackle or was it a week 1 issue?
>>157852011he needs to do it for several moar years...chase is very clutch
are we....are we back?
>>157852017do you know what white collar means?
>>157851982drake obviously
>>157852027It turns out the cope that the Broncos were simply a shit team overnight was just that and the Chiefs embarrassed them because they're a good team
>>157852022No it isn't. Whoever goes first wins most of the time.
>>157851259Less pussy of a reaction to getting his balls stomped on by cleats than Caleb screaming in horror over a boo boo
>>157851999JSN or Puka
>>157852030we all now cousins is finna gonna get hurt very soon and that spins kids is not ready for primetime
>>157852012Over 1k already
>>157851999Rashee Rice
>>157852001Run out of own endzone man also said that the problem with the Lions was Stafford who was incapable of going the distance.
>>157852031>replying to Chikaner
>>157852005Aren’t white collar jobs getting raped by AI?
>>157852014Doubt he ever really had it
>>157852001Do people think Herbert is Matt Stafford or something? A great QB stuck on a shit team? My God why does this guy get so much leeway? His PR team is better than Lamar Jackson and Josh Allen's put together.
>>157852052Herbert is 10x better than Shitford ever was
>>157852052
When Rams and Chargers play, who has more fans at the stadium?
>>157852056Didn't he blow a 27 point halftime lead to the Jaguars led by Trevor Lawrence, the Savior of the White Race?
>>157852044who the fuck is that?
>>157852062The 49ers
>>157852063When Shitford was on the Lions he wasn't even making the playoffs little bro
>>157852062The Cowboys, Niners, and Raiders. In no particular order.
>>157852062more raiders hatewatching the chargers than 49ers hatewatching the rams so rams probably win
Brittany Mahomes mogs every NFL wag and its not even close
>>157852062Still the Seahawks, believe it or not.
Chargers were fools to let him go, he would've gotten them a ring.
>>157852062Rams probably have a bandwagon going at least
>>157852072Didn't Hebrewert miss the playoffs by losing to Derek Carr and the Raiders in the last week of the season?
>Ertz backSo here we finally are
>>157851944>2018-2026
>>157852080I want her so bad
>>157852062Rams fans would make up at least 80%They're not some small fanbase, you Rust Belt fags unironically have smaller fanbases than one from a big market
>>157852087>HebrewertDon't call him that.
Niner fans in SoCal are unironically either illegals who haven’t been in the US for more than 10 years or complete bandwagoners
bros, how do I get a woman to root for me like this?
>>157852107Or blacks in Blood neighborhoods
>>157852115What race is this supposed to be?
All of this to beat an injured Caleb btw
>>157852120Plastic
>>157852115be at least 6'2", fit, multimillionaire, funny and can make her laugh, have a big dick and give her multiple orgasms every time you fuck
>>157852115Put a ring on it
>>157852115be yourself
>>157852132I don't think she's attractive but this is the best she has ever looked tbqh.
>>157852115Why the weird edit?
>>157852120Jewish princess
>>157852115she's too pretty for him to focus on football
>>157852132Gonna save this and imagine shes talking about me when I masturbate to this later
>>157852132Who are all the random black guys?
>>157852099Still Rams at their peak and Raiders at their worst two years ago the Raiders still outnumbered the rams 60/40 at that game
>>157851478I don't have any pictures of Brian Flores though
>>157852144All me
>>157852115Stay away from a succubus like this. I've seen women like this destroy many good men
>>157852115Shes so icky
A wiki wiki mai lohi lohiGo jags
>>157852147I was at that game and thats factually wrong. There were more Raider fans but it was more 50/50 if anything.
is it gay to have sex with men?
>>157851523That team you like is coming back in style
>>157852131Oh
>>157852153gib buket
>>157852033Bitch needs to get pregnant and put some stuff on those walls shes the only woman on the planet who has blank white walls. I bet her thoughts are "mmm muffins..." and not much else
>>157852107>bandwagonersThe Niners haven't won a bowl in 30 years. The Rams won one like 4 years ago.
>>157852121Goddard has an actual injury that he didn’t need to be carted off the field over that he’ll be out because of
>got an A- on my math exam
>>157852182They've been really pesky for more than 15 years.
>not a single commanders player besides Mariota went to check up on Daniels when he went downDo they hate him or something? Genuinely bizarre seeing his oline just nonchalantly walk off to the locker room while he's dying on the field without sparing him a second glance
>>157852121They signed a practice squad TE and you think it's because of Chicago?
The Cowboys genuinely are just not that interesting.
I miss sucking on my exe's big titties and using my tongue to play with her nipple piercings
Are the Packers making the playoffs? They seem to be too shit for that
>>157852193The players probably clown him for the mom stuff behind his back
>>157852182But the only reason why they are niner fans? BandwagonChargers were in San Diego and much closer to LARaiders were an LA teamAnyone who picked the niners/cowboys in the 90s was a bandwagon fan through and through. Makes no sense otherwise
>>157852170Only if you dont say no homo after you're finished
>>1578522057th seed again.
>>157852193his mommy wont let him buy the offensive line 4wheelers n shit
>>157852201you could buy a pregnant cow
>>157852170Not if you have relationships with women.
>>157851262And there it is
>>157851824Caleb: >massive aura loss but can recoverThe Chorgers:>dug themselves a giant hole but it's still week 2 and they can theoretically get their shit togetherDaniels>will essentially forfeit 2 consecutive seasons thanks to a trick arm and might have had his entire career trajectory altered. Legit chance he doesn't get extended after his rookie dealYeah, I'm thinking Jaden Daniels had a worse week than anyone else
>>157852209Think Man Love can stay healthy enough for that?
Why did Stroud and Daniels flame out after their rookie years?
>>157852211Do you have one about Rob Gronkowski since that man writhed in agony on the ground over a grade 1 hamstring sprain in 2015?
>>157852221The only recovery for Caleb is when someone does something else insanely overly dramatic and cringe worthy It will happen, but it could be one week or it could be multiple years
>>157852221Chorgers are toast, they may be competing with the Phins for the first pick.
Maybe Washington should draft a white qb?
>>157852223Is he injury prone?
>>157852227Jaden can't stay healthy. Stroud has the yips
>>157852178Here's one but you gotta peel the paint off the bottom
>>157852207>they're bandwagon fans from 30 years ago that became dedicated fans to not switch to another teamThat doesn't sound like a massive bandwagon. It assumes that it could also be the kids of those original bandwagon fans since 30 years is a long time. Then again if you follow a team for your entire life that hasn't won a bowl, that's the opposite of a bandwagon fan.
>>157852216I got news 4 ya
>>157852228Did Gronk get better off while wearing a towel on his face before doing a thumbs up to the stadium like he barely survived but would be back next year?
>>157851682The CHADinals have more wins than 9 other teams in the league by the way
>>157852245He acted like he was shot 9 times, and then Boston Media gave the rounds of condolences like the man died in a friendly fire incident in Afghanistan
>>157852238Made me jump :(
>>157852247>my cardinals are 23rd in the league Did this sound better in your head?
>>157852247That's pretty good all things considered.
>>157852227They became the standard but they werent able to raise it and their base ceiling isnt that high
>>157852243If you’re from SoCal, you don’t root for a NorCal team. It just doesn’t happen if you’re really from Southern California
>>157851482He’s a big guy
My flags are better than your flags.
MHJ was suppose to be generational
>>157852256Cool, he didn't get carted off and he didn't do some stupid fucking rah rah I survived bullshit either like some giant pussy looking for attention
>>157852260>his cardinals are tied for 9th in the leaguesounds pretty good to me
>>157852260Yeah they're ahead of the Super Team Rams and Potential Man Chargers as well as tied with the entire AFC and NFC South
>>157852273Yeah, a generational BUST
I imagine I am an NFL quarterback
>>157852233Arch Manning?
>>157852269truth and mind blowing
>>157852277You're not denying that Gronk is a gay crybaby bitch I see. Glad we can agree on this.
>>157852235Has missed 2 or 3 games the past two years
ITS WEEK 2 YOU FAGGOTS
>>157852263Marvin Harrison Jr. makes me think of that brutal line Saruman had in ROTK>you are a lesser son of greater sires
>>157852292you forget the word "also" in there, anon
>>157852282Get used to it, kid. The Ravens don't like Derrick Henry.
>>157852267The league is retarded as fuck for moving the Raiders to Vegas, and the Rams/Chargers to LA at the same time.The Raiders would have been so massively embraced in LA that they would have instantly became THE LA team. Keep the Rams in St. Louis, and move the Chargers to Vegas if you absolutely need a Vegas team. Then the Raiders corner the entire SoCal market.I don't know if the league hated Al Davis or what the deal was to not make this obvious decision happen.
>>157852294>It's April
>>157852115Have lots of money
>>157852292If Caleb just screamed in pain no one would be memeing him right now dumbass It's the cart and his antics on the cart, the utterly performative nonsense acting like he's Rocky Balboa trying to inspire hope in his fans or some dumb bullshitThat theater kid nonsense is why we laughed at the Nine stuff last year, Caleb is just the newest fake drama queen to laugh at this year
>>157852281>ahead of the team that hasn't played their week 2 game yetIf they get BTFO by the Giants, I'll gladly agree.>and the chargers The chargers are a bad team with a bad QB. May as well flex you're ahead of the Dolphins.
>>157852306it's September, retard
>>157852284>Anon, from the gun.>Pressure coming, he steps up in the pocket.>Still looking... fires down field!>Pass is...
>>157852115I want to worship her feet with my mouth
>>157852313if Malik Willis had mcdaniel he would be winning games unironically
>>157852315Source?
>>157852305Chargers owner Dean Spanos rushed his teams move to LA specifically so the Raiders couldn't move there because two teams in the same conference can't be closer than 50 miles to each other or some similar nonsense.
>>157852282The Ravens are going to extend Lamar AGAIN despite all the red flags and I for one will laugh when it happens because fuck the Ravens
>>157852267>If you’re from SoCal, you don’t root for a NorCal teamWe dont even think about you up here
>>157852316A DISGUSTING ACT
>>157852332>The Ravens are going to extend Lamar AGAINI can't wait
Drop TNF and make MNF a double header
>>157852115>glassesFuck, she's actually so cute
>>157852305>The Raiders would have been so massively embraced in LA that they would have instantly became THE LA team. Alot of non football reasons for the Raiders popularity in LA.>I don't know if the league hated Al Davis or what the deal was to not make this obvious decision happen.https://www.foxsports.com/stories/nfl/report-nfl-owners-had-concerns-about-raiders-and-gang-culture-in-laLeague hated the fanbase and the culture around the franchise. Plain and simple, Raiders are loved here bit alot of it is due to non football reasons. Most of their games were blacked out on National TV after their respective championship season.
>>157852284i imagine i am an inside linebacker, blasting you so hard you shit your pants
>>157852347>pedome
>>157852316>Intercepted I can't believe what I'm seeing right now
>>157852284>Anon goes down, pass in the air! IT'S CAUGHT! TOUCHDOWN! GAME WINNING PLAY!>Oh no, he's really in pain, clutching his knee. He just won the Super Bowl but he looks hurt, bad.>Let's hear from Anon at the press conference>"I put my body heart and soul on the line for this city this franchise this team and these wonderful fans who come out to root for us every single week. This journey has been nothing short of magical, and all our hard work has finally paid off. Today is a monumental day in history, this city has been reborn as a city of champions, and nothing will ever take that away from us.">What a speech by Anon, hoist that Lombardi in the air, Mr. Super Bowl MVP>Ladies and Gentlemen, Your Super Bowl Champions, the Tennessee Titans!
>>157852351I imagine I dodge and throw the ball right over your stupid head, embarrassing you in front of millions
>>157852207Outside Chikaner and the schizo Chiefs fag who is obsessed with saying "knowing ball" I don't know anyone who unironically thinks LA is a "49ers city"
Having an NFL player boyfriend is like a fashion statement for mega rich women
new>>157852371>>157852371
>>157852364Funny because none of this Rams had no Fans tlak happened when we were in the Coli.
>>157852282And yet that boy is more of a young man than Gayleb ever will be
Saints for Superb Owl
>>157852360he look like the special needs guy from Police Academy
>>157851824Antisemites when their heckin based Stoolers lost to the Jew England Patriots
If I ever have to see this target commercial again Im going to blow up people.
