[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / s / t / u / v / vg / vm / vmg / vr / vrpg / vst / w / wg] [i / ic] [r9k / s4s / vip] [cm / hm / lgbt / y] [3 / aco / adv / an / bant / biz / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / gd / hc / his / int / jp / lit / mlp / mu / n / news / out / po / pol / pw / qst / sci / soc / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / vp / vt / wsg / wsr / x / xs] [Settings] [Search] [Mobile] [Home]
Board
Settings Mobile Home
/sp/ - Sports

Name
Options
Comment
Verification
4chan Pass users can bypass this verification. [Learn More] [Login]
File
  • Please read the Rules and FAQ before posting.

08/21/20New boards added: /vrpg/, /vmg/, /vst/ and /vm/
05/04/17New trial board added: /bant/ - International/Random
10/04/16New board for 4chan Pass users: /vip/ - Very Important Posts
[Hide] [Show All]


[Advertise on 4chan]


File: 1790041364946406.jpg (432 KB, 1600x900)
432 KB JPG
MNF Game Thread #5

Gaints 3 Rams 21
>>
You get $1,000,000, but one of these animals hunts you for 24 hours in an open field (it gets a 30-minute delay).
Which one are you picking??
1- Bear
2 - Tiger
3 - Lion
4 - Gorilla
5- Leopard
6 - Wolf
7- Eagle
8 - Rhino
9 - Hippo
10- Swarm of Bees
>>
File: 4Bpoa7s D2lnuvbd.webm (2.54 MB, 1920x1080)
2.54 MB
2.54 MB WEBM
what did he say /sp/?
>>
first for lionies
>>
i look like jaxton
>>
>>157856210
Dart is out for the year coach
>>
File: IMG_0071.jpg (3.18 MB, 2888x4032)
3.18 MB JPG
Kangz to da owl cap it
>>
QB controversy in New York after Winston leads this comeback.
>>
Less Sneed
>>
>>157856213
We should meet up
>>
>>157856208
I can outrun a hippo all day
>>
File: 1783397112898618.jpg (131 KB, 800x800)
131 KB JPG
I wonder if 'Rena is watching the game
>>
File: 1789484739375740.jpg (56 KB, 415x500)
56 KB JPG
Shit teams
>>
coach primate
>>
skata boooooo
>>
>>157856222
thats gay my dude dont let balls touch
>>
SACKED.com
>>
>>157856208
>Eagle
>play dead in the field
>wait till it shows up
>smash its stupid head with the rock in your hand
easy game
>>
10 years ago Winston could have gotten that 1st down
>>
File: 1759227459695317.mp4 (1.26 MB, 480x832)
1.26 MB
1.26 MB MP4
>>157856226
Post the WEBM you coward
>>
>>157856158
He's got belichik boobies.
>>
>>157856174
These guys were all playing at the same time at some point too, what the fuck
>>
Is Malik dead? I need him ruled out for my parlay.
>>
>>157856210
4 to 6 weeks
>>
File: HSxy10xa8AAJsAb.jpg (1.15 MB, 2048x1536)
1.15 MB JPG
/nfl/ gonna habe a melty this week
My rasm are back
>>
>>157856208
Bees. Go pull up a bunch of mud and plant matter and cover my body then just lay down and let them come.
>>
I would like to thank the New York Football Giants for providing Dexter Lawrence to us.
>>
File: love me.png (2.43 MB, 1701x1447)
2.43 MB PNG
why dont my new wife looks at me like this /sp/orts
>>
>>157856210
"It's not good, 4-6 weeks"
>>
>>157856208
>>157856224
>>
File: dart.png (798 KB, 735x604)
798 KB PNG
>mfw
>>
>>157856225
no you can't
>>
You'd have to be insane to argue Dart doesn't win this
>>
>>157856208
bees. yea their stings hurt but it won’t kill you
>>
>>
>>157856225

The fuck you can
>>
>>157856245
He's fine he just sucks now
>>
File: worried.jpg (76 KB, 1280x720)
76 KB JPG
>every game I've watched in week 2 had 1 starting QB go down
which game should I watch on Sunday?
>>
>>157856244
They didn’t have the HGH advantages that Tom had.
>>
>>157856208
Joe Mama
>>
File: IMG_3005.jpg (1022 KB, 1170x1708)
1022 KB JPG
Fuck the haters
>>
>>157856245
Nah, he came back into the game
>>
Are any of the New York teams good?
>>
>>157856261
100 of them absolutely can
>>
>>157856255
>thousand yard stare
>fluoride stare
Meme potential.
>>
>>157856255
what's he thinking here
>>
Skattebros...../sp/ told me white boys were back.....
>>
>>157856255
What's his injury? Did they say?
>>
Rams would still be up 2 scores still if their damn kicker could make it from ~45
>>
File: 1789832290520056.png (1.45 MB, 1024x1024)
1.45 MB PNG
The Giants should tank the rest of their games for that ole miss qb
>>
>>157856208
bee swarm, it wasn't specified that I cant wear enough clothing and other stuff that makes them not able to sting me
>>
>>157856266
Chiefs
>>
File: bear buddy.webm (2.39 MB, 720x404)
2.39 MB
2.39 MB WEBM
>>157856208
BURR :DDD
>>
lmao USAA is for le ebic girl bosses now.
>>
>>157856278
Torn bussy, oh wait that's gayleb.
>>
>>157856272
The Knicks
>>
>>157856259
>>157856263
humans are the long distance kings of the animal world, you easily would
>>
>>157856208
Eagle, tf he gonna do
>>
>>157856260
>glass bones
>shit oline
lol no
>>
Thank god they kicked that field goal and reduced the deficit to only 15 points
>>
File: G7cIWJ3WcAAbNWJ.jpg_large.jpg (201 KB, 1320x1650)
201 KB JPG
>>157856280
That bad, huh?
>>
>>157856272
Yanks are pretty good but they fuck up in meme worthy ways constantly
>>
>>157856279
did you see the Op pic that fat fuck he's zepbound
>>
>>157856208
I'll choose the swarm of bees, wear a bee keepers suit, then read a book and sleep. I'll keep food, water, and a piss bottle in the suit.
>>
>>157856272
Da NY Knicks
>>
>>157856269
It’s time to hang it up and go home to Clayton Kershaw and the kids, Matt.
>>
>>157856272
Knicks
Nba champions
>>
girl in the usaa commercial was hot, rare in today's tv
>>
People are shitting on the Gnats but honestly an elite secondary would have trouble with Staffie/Adams on this form
>>
File: rams2.jpg (662 KB, 892x1262)
662 KB JPG
streaming MNF for anons. VC open

discord dot gg/9xBAfRQtPj
>>
>>157856278
Nothing yet but him being sideline is a good sign
>>
>>157856255
Feel bad for this nigga
>>
File: 1781903879702559.jpg (981 KB, 1757x2352)
981 KB JPG
Is AOC a Giants or Jets fan?
>>
>>157856289
hippos can run like 25mph dude you would be tackled and ripped in half really quick
>>
>>157856289

Long distance, yes. Hippos are going to have a much higher sprint speed than most of the fat fucks on this board.
>>
>>157856280
Wouldn't mind me some Kamala Harris
>>
>>157856315
She's a MEST fan
>>
We aren’t up by enough, I still fear Jameis
>>
>>157856317
>30 min head start
>>
>>157856208
So easy to pick bees here…like another anon said, it won’t kill you
>>
Where's OBJ
>>
>>157856311
Pretty good, I approve here.
>>
>>157856294
Only the 3rd
>>
>>157856315
>>157856280
This shit is so annoying
>>
>>157856317
hippos kill more sub saharans than lions; no kidding. fucking lazy ass lions
>>
>>157856208
I'm pretty sure I can 1v1 a wolf
>>
File: 1789590666295276.mp4 (3.94 MB, 480x854)
3.94 MB
3.94 MB MP4
>>157856296
>>
Who here /bravescountry/?
>>
hippos are cowards
>>
File: 7vn075txto1h1.jpg (48 KB, 904x907)
48 KB JPG
>>157856295
Dart gets hurt often you are forced to put in winston. He is not a qb he is a cheerleader for God.

So,lose another season why not start the tanking now
>>
>>157856308
>elite
Deion with Ed Reed over the top would completely shut him down.
>>
I look like captain america before he became a soldier
>>
>>157856208
>no definition of "open field"
>could be some 50ft x 50ft plot
>people talking about outrunning *anything*
Don't matter how long you can run if you get cornered in minutes due to lack of open space
>>
>>157856328
on the sidelines. he was hired to cheerlead and aura farm on ig before and after the games
>>
>>157856255
Pain meds are a hell of a drug.
>>
>>157856315
My mom was watching her Livestream on Instagram so I grabbed her phone and and commented "kys" and got blocked immediately
My mom was pissed at me
>>
File: 1760562399234951.png (191 KB, 828x960)
191 KB PNG
>the absolute state of AIfags
>>
File: 1661994190697352.png (249 KB, 421x500)
249 KB PNG
>>157856317
This unironically happens to multiple people every year, hippos are a fucking menace
>>
>>157856289
They are, and you should pick the wolf because they have to pant to cool off and they're not a walking tank
>>
File: IMG_20250108_152058.jpg (27 KB, 400x400)
27 KB JPG
Anybody like Olivia Lutfallah?
>>
>>157856278
ACL. They're euthenizing him later tonight.
>>
>>157856336
A wolf would fucking destroy you. They aren’t just big dogs, their jaws are like giant meat slicers and they target bites that will physically dissemble muscular structure
>>
>>157856336
kek how
>>
>>157856339
They're too stupid to feel fear
>>
>>157856317
Yeah, hippo is the last animal on this list I'd choose. Basically ever other one would be like that's a human? Yeah, fuck that, and you'd win by defaul. Hippos, though? They'd be like a human? Well, I did just eat, but I could go for more.
>>
File: wp8413407.jpg (199 KB, 1920x1072)
199 KB JPG
>>157856328
working as a relief hole in the showers. gnats have had a rough night
>>
>>157856337
How do you attack this? You get a spoon?
>>
File: yeah no.jpg (100 KB, 637x524)
100 KB JPG
>>157856321
>Willie Brown's sloppy seconds
>>
this is not the same team that beat the cowboys last week
>>
This game is fucking doo doo man. Do the gnats have more primetime games
>>
LAR bounty gating the Giants punter?
>>
i fought a hippo and won
>>
There should be boards on the sideline
>>
>>157856366
No shit you retard multiple people got injured
>But not on defense!
Yeah I think they might have heard the news
>>
>>157856208
You are objectively retarded if you choose anything besides the eagle. Yeah it'll slash you a bit but they're the most fragile on this list. Just yank on a wing to shatter the bones and you win
>>
>>157856208
Literally why would you choose anything but the bees
>>
File: Fat Italian.jpg (33 KB, 415x739)
33 KB JPG
>>157856364
You just hold it up and take big bites
>>
File: 1777078326465504.mp4 (1.43 MB, 720x1280)
1.43 MB
1.43 MB MP4
>still in the 3rd quarter
Can this shir just end already?
>>
>>157856366
well for one thing their QB is ded and also the cowboys are shit
>>
File: 1782340761638526.png (3.46 MB, 1538x1700)
3.46 MB PNG
>>157856365
I dont mind sloppy second or raising another man kids
>>
Joe Buck gave me a handjob at a truck stop in 2003
>>
>>157856208
rhino then make it cry by laughing at it going extinct.
>>
>>157856289
The average human can run at best 15mph for a relatively short distance. Even a low end average hippo can run at 19mph, but most hover around 25.
>>
>>157856366
>qb dead
no shit
>>
>>157856369
Next week sometime is bears vs eagles. Can’t wait to see the pol-tard nazi shitposts in that thread
>>
>>157856366
>>157856369
Their starting QB was injured
>>
>>157856381
I have a sting phobia from a swarm of wasps attacking me as a child
>>
>>157856369
theyre somehow on primetime everyweek every year
>>
>>157856336
You absolutely 100% could not
>>
>>157856372
have a melty against your mother?
>>
>>157856356
>>157856357
They have one weapon: their jaws. Their forelimbs are not particularly flexible nor are their claws deadly. Also I also outweigh the average male wolf like 2:1. Just don't let it get my neck, admit that I will probably take severe damage to one limb, and grapple it and then knees and elbows to spine, skull, and/or ribs. Pretty sure I kill it 8 times out of ten.
>>
>>157856365
And before that, she was montel williams sloppy seconds.
>>
>>157856356
What now wolffag?
>>
feels like the rams should be up by more
>>
>>157856366
This is also not the same team that was best by the niners last week
>>
>>157856389
A DISGUSTING ACT
>>
>>157856403
>>157856365
and people wondered where "heels up" came from.
>>
File: Yankee shirsey.gif (223 KB, 141x200)
223 KB GIF
NFL teams for this feel?
>>
>>157856388
Skol!
>>
>>157856404
Well give me a machine gun and I'll take my chances with the entire list.
>>
>>157856405
Yeah they're facing a "This team can be something in a couple years" defense lol
>>
>>157856405
It should be 37 to 3
>>
>>157856405
Rams missed a middling field goal and turned the ball over twice. They could be. But also they just need a win.
>>
>>157856208
Eagle
Anyone picking bees is a fucking retard and would get stung thousands of times.
>>
>>157856357
I think that anon would mop up a wolf, hes got moxie
>>
>>157856208
i feel like a grown man could take on a leopard
>>
File: 1786591727651920.jpg (124 KB, 882x882)
124 KB JPG
>>157856406
what changed for the Rams. the nfl 3 best wr is not playing
>>
>Giants backup played in high school
Good Lord
>>
I'm hitting the ole dusty trail these teams fucking suck
>>
Why is mcGAY on ferguson's ass so much? shit throws by stat padford aren't his fault.
>>
>>157856421
hey don't kink shame me I know what I like
>>
MNF needs some new songs
>>
File: it's all so tiresome.jpg (27 KB, 248x244)
27 KB JPG
>>157856345
I don't know how the fuck Giants fans convinced themselves he was ever going to be anything but useless. Dude was forced into retirement because he was washed, and then after getting a year older suddenly he was going to be a viable player again? It was a meme signing
>>
>>157856356
>>157856357
>>157856398
Physically fit adult men have killed large dogs and wolves in practically every recorded encounter.
>>
>>157856393
qrd?
>>
>Where do you acquire them? I'm assuming you need a prescription? I'm 34 and I want to start taking them. Idk if I should take the generic viagra or cialis

Go to friday plans or mintrx or where you want to go (friday plans is super cheap I think). Get either tadalafil or the one with both tadalafil and sildenafil. They dose them all similarly but just pay attention to the tadalafil part of the dose. If your dick works fine without boner pills, DO NOT TAKE THE WHOLE FUCKING PILL. They will prescribe you a 10 mg online, no phone calls or anything, but cut that shit into at least 4 pieces and take just 1 and see how it goes. Side effects even of 1/4 a pill are very noticeable until you do it a few nights. I've been doing it for 10 years because I prefer going 6 rounds rather than 1 or 2. 1/4 a pill is always more than enough until about 37 then it just turns to about 3 rounds. So I recent upped it to 5mg (half a pill) and I am all the way back. I have no idea how people take a whole pill without their dick exploding, let alone a whole higher dose pill
>>
>>157856423
Youre way better off fighting a wolf than any kind of big cat. Canids aren't nearly as fast, agile, or accustomed to solo killing large prey.
>>
File: 1765096411157017.mp4 (3.65 MB, 604x1080)
3.65 MB
3.65 MB MP4
Can Jameis lead the giants to a comeback?
>>
>>157856427
G'night Anon
>>
>>157856208
which one has the worst eyesight
>>
File: wtf.png (3.26 MB, 1920x1080)
3.26 MB PNG
>entire movie is being vored by a whale
>>
>>157856435
he was a somewhat viable wr3 3 years ago. now he's just a mascot.
>>
what the fuck was that
>>
File: Retarded Jeet.mp4 (2.52 MB, 320x568)
2.52 MB
2.52 MB MP4
>>157856432
This you?
>>
>>157856208
Tiger. I've been wearing that motherfuckers balm for years. I'm immune to his powers.
>>
>>157856441
Ass is too big
>>
A diving Eagles talons produce as much force as a .22 your eyes will be plucked out and your face will look like trypophobia
>>
>>157856445
It's also about generational trauma and (male) daddy issues.
>>
>>157856439
I say tadalafil because that one specifically if you bone her 4 times that night it is still 75% there in the am for you to go another few rounds, then the next night 50% and even the next morning 25% .
>>
>>157856436
you pulled that completely out of your ass.
unless you have heavy body armor your arms will get shredded to pieces trying to defend yourself from jagged teeth and claws, you'll bleed out before you can do anything to hurt a wolf.
>>
>>157856445
>>157856449
I'm laughing so hard at how motherfucking stupid the concept is
>>
>>157856404
Read about spanish war dogs in south america. A single dog can take down a hundred men armed with spears during the course of a battle
>>
>>157856461
Maybe in retard land
>>
>>157856461
>yeah, but this one time...
fuck off, doomer.
>>
I love Winston but it might be time for him to retire
>>
>>157856439
nigga just eat a good diet and workout every day you will never have boner problems
>>
>>157856208
Eagle. Play dead with your belly down and protect your ears, the second it comes down to check you out just grab it and break its fucking neck. Bird bones are hollow and incredibly easy to snap

>t. duck hunter who has wrung plenty of mallard necks
>>
Should have taken the safety so I cOuld laugh
>>
>>157856451
he kinda cute
>>
wtf why isn't Jameis chucking like usual
>>
Dwart. Haabaugh.
>>
>>157856210
"black quarterbacks"
>>
>>157856454
This dude know animals.
>>
Good game this
>>
>>157856468
You’re getting disemboweled 100%.
>>
>>157856477
He's disciplined now. Unfortunately he's still bad at football
>>
>>157856461
lol no
>>
That was definitely grounding, but the refs just didn't want to be harsh and call it.
>>
>>157856210
Why is Macklemore on the Giants coaching staff?
>>
>>157856439
Thank you so much for the info anon. Going to travel for a month and this will be very useful
>>
File: 1757391256533049.webm (644 KB, 576x1024)
644 KB
644 KB WEBM
>>157856226
>>
Winston might be the worst backup QB in the league.
>>
>>157856454
I got harassed by a seagull for some reason a few months ago and it was a harrowing experience. Motherfucker kept dive bombing at my head and I couldn't do shit about it. I ended up falling down trying to jog while looking back kek. I'm not picking anything that can fly as my enemy.
>>
>>157856482
Nah, that's you when I fuck ur butt lel
>>
It's actually impressive just how bad Winston is
>>
File: 215150869.jpg (30 KB, 333x500)
30 KB JPG
>>157856473
ha! More like dick hunter. I've bet you've taken more dicks than kyler moss.
>>
>>157856468
fucking RETARD. dogs are 3x faster than humans and literally would fuck you up so badly with their grab and shake technique, then it’s absolute wraps the second they move in on your neck while you are grabbing your limbs in pain
>>
File: 1538708984797.jpg (30 KB, 650x362)
30 KB JPG
>78-yard punt
>>
This league fucking sucks. QB is way too important a position and they’re arent enough of them to go around. So like 80% of the league is just dead in the water.
>>
FAMOUS
ANUS
>>
>>157856498
No one cares, queerbait
>>
Dart is injury prone as hell, you think they'd have a veteran backup but Jameis is even more of a meme lol
>>
Which big cat would win a fight between a jaguar, panther, lion, and tiger?
>>
File: 062cc3.jpg (362 KB, 993x1323)
362 KB JPG
>>157856482
By a dog? Nigga just throw a sausage at them.
>>
Bitch got cancer in her 30s? Absolutely trash genes
>>
>>157856506
Tiger easy
>>
Winston was so much better last year
>>
>>157856498
>>157856482
Dogfags are insane. Literally delulu
>>
>>157856490
That was just a phase. 'Rena is back on the cock carousel
>>
File: IMG_4227.jpg (1.86 MB, 4032x3024)
1.86 MB JPG
This bar is disgusting
>>
>>157856493
I once beat the shit out of a pigeon with a goiter on its neck. Still one of the most pleasing experiences of my life.
>>
File: IMG_6395.png (367 KB, 568x454)
367 KB PNG
>>157856470
I have a good diet and work out almost every day but being an alcoholic for the past twenty years destroyed me. I’m 39. Boner pills don’t really work and I’ve lost almost all desire on top of it
>>
>>157856506
tiger
>>
>>157856501
The Seahawks just won the Super Bowl with Darnold.
>>
>>157856508
>vaxxxed
>>
Wolves weigh like 70lbs. I'm simply not dying to an inflexible hairy manlet.
>>
>>157856496
its time my dude winston should never be a 2nd option on a nfl team I blame the coach. odell was a mistake as well
>>
>>157856507
Nigga YOU ARE THE SAUSAGE
>>
>>157856337
>Goes to all this trouble and no onions in sight

I fucking hate this fake/gay world we live in man
>>
Is Chipolte any good?
>>
>>157856506
Jaguar and panther would just run away, tiger is bigger and stronger but a pissed off male lion will literally fight until it drops dead so I could see it going either way
>>
File: IMG_3233.jpg (11 KB, 200x150)
11 KB JPG
>ITS SOOO YUMMY!
>>
>>157856519
Imo Darnold was always good just on shit teams
>>
Why the fuck didn’t the Gints get Jimmy G as a backup QB instead of this crab leg eating spook?
>>
>>157856513
Ha! More like gay bar.
>>
>>157856530
no
>>
bad game, no one to suck my dick either
>>
>>157856530
it's overpriced slop
>>
>>157856530
Yes back in like 2007
>>
>>157856498
You can safely heem any dog as long as you are a healthy male. Only women and kids can really die from dog attacks. Plus they never attack to kill as much as they attack to defend so once you start putting up a fight the dog will fuck off.
>>
>>157856523
>completely disables your arms/legs before slowly and painfully killing you
There’s a reason that even bears are terrified of dogs
>>
Gnats gave up.
>>
>>157856530
Overpriced slop and they're stingey with the protein scoops now
>>
>>157856530
20 years ago and if you lived in an area without any decent Mexican places to get better burritos from
>>
>>157856530
nah
>>
>>157856546
Around Q3
>>
>>157856530
its been a while since I been to one dont know if the taste changed considerably due to new additives in the food of late
>>
Troy is checked the fuck out
>>
>>157856543
Dogs are pack animals, a single pooch is no contest except for pussy ass women.
>>
>>157856546
Every team would give up if their QB was Jameis Winston
>>
Just dropped 1500 on jeans lads ask me anything
>>
>>157856554
so is everyone else, sleep ass game
>>
>>157856506
Tiger > Lion > Jaguar > [power gap] > Leopard > [power gap] > Cougar > Bobcat > Cheetah
>>
>>157856554
How could you possibly be checked into a game like this?
>>
Why are blacks deathly afraid of dogs? Also, NFL teams for this feeling?
>>
I love Jameis but unfortunately it's just not a good idea to have a terrible backup
>>
>>157856554
Probably hitting dabs during the commercial break.
>>
>>157856550
it was the bowls for me. im not a fan of carbs
>>
Are we at the Troy and Aikman get buzzed and talk about whatever part of the blowout yet?
>>
File: 1765203622904032.png (359 KB, 750x498)
359 KB PNG
>>157856498
Total Pitbull Death
>>
That was a silly foomble
>>
>>157856561
How many pairs did you get for that much? 100?
>>
>>157856568
falcons
>>
nice recovery
>>
>>157856561
how tall are you
>>
>>157856571
He should be a sports analyst when he's done
>>
>>157856571
truth right here
>>
>he's got the penus punch
>>
File: 1705338363488591.png (88 KB, 321x252)
88 KB PNG
>Rams RBs in charge of holding on to the fucking ball
>>
>20 yard 1 yard gain
>>
>>157856568
Ch*cago Bears might be to your taste
>>
File: stef.jpg (167 KB, 700x1050)
167 KB JPG
Game's a slurper where are my Stefheads at
>>
>>157856554
So has Buck. Just going through the motions, now.
>>
File: IMG_2788.jpg (154 KB, 600x408)
154 KB JPG
>>
File: aoc_eggs.mp4 (3.82 MB, 1170x1728)
3.82 MB
3.82 MB MP4
>>157856424
rams are fucked up
>>
File: bueno.png (400 KB, 1000x1177)
400 KB PNG
>>157856530
Not as good as actual restaraunt quality but for franchise mexican food made on aseembly line it's way above average. But since it's popular contrarian edgelords like >>157856538 have to claim it's actually bad just like they do with In-N-Out
>>
what a slurper
>>
Why are we talking about baseball? More specifically, the orioles? Who gives a shit
>>
>>157856568
Bo Nix hates dogs, which makes him black.
>>
Well this game is fucking boring as shit so I'm leaving this thread. I thought that the NFC gave us the greatest sporting event of all time. LOL
Anyways I just downed
>6 bud lights
>boneless wings
>pizza sticks
>sliders
>and a chocolate molten lava cake
This Cheifs fan (AKA Real FOOTBALL) is leaving Applebee's one happy guy. Mrs. is driving :) boutta go piihb.

PS. see you in the superb owl 9ers
>>
>>157856561
NIL money that good huh?
>>
>>157856561
i paid $25 at Sams and they are very comfortable
>>
File: Das teckel glovk.jpg (190 KB, 743x1029)
190 KB JPG
>>157856555
Somewhat, they're a fission/fusion pack which means they separate as soon as there's no advantage to being together. Just like Coyotes. As soon as you start heeming 1 dog the other will bounce ASAP lmao.
>>
>>157856530
I went to chipotle last week or the week before and it was legit awful. like the burrito just had no taste. I don't know if they fucked up cooking it but it was horrible. McD's has more flavor. I went to a local Mexican place a couple days later just to taste something.
>>
Stop the rape
>>
File: 1784834473250966.jpg (1.29 MB, 1290x1285)
1.29 MB JPG
>>157856596
I love her /sp/orts I cant help it
>>
Time for bed
>>
Matt living up to his name
>>
File: mareep-floccesy.gif (203 KB, 498x377)
203 KB GIF
Rams TD
>>
>>157856506
Tiger
>>
TURD FURGESON
>>
My wife only allows her other, lesser lovers into her ass, with the excrement. Only I have access to her holiest of holy holes.
>>
Cowgirls lost to THIS?
>>
>>157856615
I would gently rape her
>>
File: do not want.gif (1.09 MB, 200x270)
1.09 MB GIF
>>157856556
I still don't understand why everyone was so high on Jameis as a backup qb. He's a memechucking retard who has as many negative plays as positive ones, that's why he got demoted in the first place.
>>
>>
>>157856619
Stat Padford
>>
>>157856628
Badly
>>
Anyone else just notice that WBPTG?
>>
What's Jaxon Dart’s avg WPA/EPA per game?
>>
>>157856579
Cope
>>157856584
5' 11" unfortunately
>>
Jameis was such a good college QB.
>>
CAKE
>>
File: 1567999171409.jpg (28 KB, 480x360)
28 KB JPG
gnatbros...
>>
File: 1789621215785819.jpg (2.67 MB, 1728x2879)
2.67 MB JPG
HelloRyS my old friend
There's a touchdownRyS I must send.
>>
File: Aocsweat.jpg (130 KB, 1024x1024)
130 KB JPG
>>157856615
based
>>
>>157856619
It was a two score game canuck
>>
I'm also painting manning
>>
Gnats are still two years and one good QB away from being a serious team
>>
File: 20260726_050655.jpg (56 KB, 534x401)
56 KB JPG
>>
>>157856651
They need to fire that Keebler elf GM
>>
>>157856530
I like it despite its fall in quality. If I was forced to only eat food from one restaurant for the rest of my life, it would be Chipotle
>>
>>157856639
>WBPTG
White boy president trump general?
>>
>>157856651
imagine joe burrow on the giants with a couple of LSU receivers
>>
File: 1783209694217127.png (1.55 MB, 987x922)
1.55 MB PNG
i cant wait for the new york talking head to tell me how it was because of their qb situations that they lose this game. Are you guys watching this defense get exposed on every Rams down both the line and the secondary
>>
>>157856645
BOOBIES!
>>
>>157856641
>5' 11"
no point in fashioncoping if youre a manlet
>>
>>157856641
You should be coping if your closet isn't overflowing with pants right now.
>>
>>157856651
Not with Joe Schoen as the GM
>>
>monkey bats
>>
>>157856597
but it is overpriced
>>
>Mookie at the game
Rams are LA's team. Suck it raibies
>>
File: 1779821477123450.jpg (2.84 MB, 2480x4000)
2.84 MB JPG
>>157856663
Quite a pair of titRySes.
>>
>>157856642
So was Tebow
>>
>HOLDING
>HOLDING
>>
>Spending the game in the booth instead of down there with your teammates
Garrett is a fucking Hollywood sellout
>>
File: 1789522104892530.mp4 (1.6 MB, 720x1280)
1.6 MB
1.6 MB MP4
Game is over
Post webms
>>
>they don't know about moe's monday
lel
>>
File: 46713_1552840450.jpg (532 KB, 1050x1050)
532 KB JPG
>>
garrett is one massive negro
>>
Myles a huge dude to have a tiny chink wife
>>
>>157856683
nah u are
>>
File: 1783601917360732.jpg (35 KB, 753x645)
35 KB JPG
EIGHT HUNDRED FIVE EIGHT EIGHT
TWO THREE HUNDRED
EMPIIIIRE TODAY
>>
>>157856673
They are literally paid to attend lol
>>
what happen to the giants fans prolly watching a yank game
>>
File: eaa.png (226 KB, 680x479)
226 KB PNG
>>157856680
>>
File: boom goes the dynamite.png (228 KB, 402x256)
228 KB PNG
>>157856644
Harbaugh threw in the towel in the first half with that shameful display on the goal line. Yeah, I wouldn't trust Jameis either but that was your only shot so you had to take it. What was his plan, settle for a FG and then hope Jameis had 3 TD's in the second half? When you give up the team catches on and plays accordingly

I'm normally a Harbaugh defender but that was cowardice. Lot of it going around right now
>>
>>157856554
He knows he’s getting replaced at the end of the year. Unfortunate because he and Joe are my favorite broadcasting pair, but Troy is a literal who to the current generation.
>>
what qb are still available for the giants to pick up
>>
>it was Jaxon Fart MVP
>>
>Myles Garrett
>Puka
>Jordan Whittington
If these guys all get healthy by playoff time then the league is in serious trouble
>>
>>157856702
Tebow
>>
>>157856686
thanks bro i guess
>>
>>157856702
Colin Kaepernick
>>
>>157856702
Will Levis
>>
giants can’t catch a fucking ball
>>
>>157856717
please
>>
>>157856702
Ryback
>>
>>157856704
Rams won't be playing any NFCE teams in the post season paco hernandez.
>>
>>157856615
I would seize the means of her milk production if you know what I mean
>>
Reffies need this game to keep going we have more ads to run
>>
>PI
>offense
end this game already
>>
>>
>>157856702
Levis
Garrappolo
>>
Who's ready for Drake Maye’s 100% completion game?
>>
Jimmy Garoppolo
Will Levis
Jake Browning
Brandon Allen
Kyle Trask
Clayton Tune
Brett Rypien
Chris Oladokun

These are the qbs that are available in free agency
>>
>>157856704
Missing Puka and Whittington is tough. running out of 11 is the rams bread and butter
>>
File: 1782913862761589.jpg (172 KB, 1320x1333)
172 KB JPG
>>157856725
>>
>>157856702
You guys could see if Drew Brees wants to get off the couch.
>>
>>157856732
Jimmy is only coming back to a good team. Levis or Tune would be the move.
>>
Levis is legitimately a decent QB. I'd be ok with that.
>>
I can tell that anyone in /nfl/ still talking shit about the rams is just a seething faggot. These guys are serious business and they are still down a few key players
>>
File: 1761633170401895.mp4 (3.57 MB, 504x896)
3.57 MB
3.57 MB MP4
>>157856680
>>
will the rams play their backups?
>>
>>157856732
Don't forget philip rivers
>>
>>157856684
Yellow fever is powerful.
>>
>>157856702
Dart will be fine
>>
>>157856743
>
>>
>>157856732
Call up Philip Rivers
>>
This game sucks. I'm going to make a PB&J
>>
>>157856703
he gets hurt too easy we all know it was a matter of time before he broke something again
>>
>>157856748
No. They're playing too sloppy for that. They'll pull Davante though.
>>
>>157856702
Johnny Manziel
>>
Why haven't Rams put in the backups?
>>
>another gnat kill
>>
File: 1787177847651984.jpg (35 KB, 681x681)
35 KB JPG
FFS this shits was somehow even worse than Den vs KC.
I wish I was drunk
>>
>>157856738
god i'd love to sniff that sweaty shithole after a long humid NYC summer day...
>>
it’s like 9/11 all over again
>>
>>157856702
Rivers might need some more money to raise his 600 children
>>
>burns ded
the gnats are cursed
>>
>>157856746
>get destroyed by niners
>destroy giants
i dont know man hard to tell yet
>>
>>157856746
Surely they beat the Seahawks in that game then?
>>
>>
File: IMG_20260707_162847.jpg (328 KB, 1442x1920)
328 KB JPG
How hard do you think Santa's boner was?
>>
>getting injured in garbage time
Gotta be the worst thing that can happen.
>>
>>157856773
He's got grand kids now to feed.
>>
>>157856702
Jayden
>>
>>157856764
lel how much of a point buffer do they need?
>>
>injures your best players
>>
>gnats entire secondary and qb are dead

Dartbros, it was supposed to be our season
>>
>>157856779
If the sea cucks lose that game back in the beginning of this year then rams would have won the super bowl. They were very even matched
>>
i said ITS LIKE 9/11 ALL OVER AGAIN
>>
What a disaster
>>
>>157856489
>this will be very useful
It'll change your life. My dick works fine for round 1. But if you find a qt you like and you pound her out 8 times between 10pm and 10am, she will remember you forever. That's the beauty of these things and you literally only need 1/4 to 1/2 a pill.
>>
File: 1789943203520889.mp4 (1.54 MB, 1280x720)
1.54 MB
1.54 MB MP4
>>157856787
>getting injured because your retarded HC won't just kick a field goal on 4th down

probably worse
>>
>>157856732
I hear Tony Rom isn't busy right now.
>>
File: a nicker.jpg (166 KB, 1024x768)
166 KB JPG
>>157856717
Even his agent has finally given up on leaking fake rumors to remind people he exists.He's on his way to being forgotten, as he fucking deserves to be

In related news, it greatly amused me to see Nike stock bottoming out and them being delisted from the S&P 100. Lost $200 billion n market value. Turns out quintupling down on wokeshit and telling 50% of your customer base to fuck off was a bad idea, who knew
>>
>>157856208
Only ones you stand a chance at surviving is the Bees and maybe the eagle. The rest will fuck you up without any trouble.
>>
>/hoc/ is back
Are there any hockey games where a player has specifically injured another player very badly?
>>
NOT one good to decent qb left to choose from in the pool of free agency...its time to tank the year for the ole miss qb. The gaints cant move forward with Dart he is too fragile
>>
>>157856771
same
>>
>>157856804
Didn't read anything past the first word, I just assumed it was Lambs cope.
>>
Is Trey Lance on a roster?
>>
>>157856791
which one every black qb is called jayden
>>
Scorigami-bros, I'm gonna be sick
>>
Cool moon shot
>>
Stop getting injured
>>
>>157856822
It's already back? Didn't it just end like two months ago?
>>
>>157856826
chargers I think
>>
Just put in the backups Mcvay you coke fiend
>>
>>157856816
nah Tony too drunk to play football. He is attending those AA meeting to get back on the air
>>
>Moon phase discussion
>>
Moon phases mentioned
>>
niggas talking about the moon
>>
>commentators begin talking about the moon
My favorite
>>
I'll wax your gibbous if you catch my drift.
>>
>>157856795
you can't put in 5 new OL. You need the RBs to run the ball. And you'd want Stafford in the case of a 3rd down. Just take all the 1s for the TEs and WRs out.
>>
>>157856848
>>157856850
>state of the game wewlad
>>
>>157856845
Being drugged up is an NFL tradition. All you're saying is he's already field ready.
>>
File: HM5jmAjW4AAsq2T.jpg (129 KB, 1264x816)
129 KB JPG
im thinking of wearing this for Halloween is it too soon
>>
He shouldn't have dropped his astronomy class
>>
File: 1789786204052794.png (1.13 MB, 1116x1238)
1.13 MB PNG
>>157856870
>>
Why can’t I bet on the amount of flags in a game
>>
I'm gay go Rams
>>
Is Tony Romo still on CBS with Jim Nantz?
>>
File: 1691370868650858.jpg (186 KB, 1264x2150)
186 KB JPG
>>157856850
>Moom phase
>>
Russell Wilson
>>
File: 1759513322058958.jpg (15 KB, 225x225)
15 KB JPG
>>157856876
is that a yes
>>
>>157856880
jj watts took his place for now
>>
>>157856880
He got the boot
>>
>>157856880
>DUI
nah he's gone
>>
>>157856877
Ploymarket will take any bet I hear
>>
>>157856886
His Broncos era was pure comedy
>>
>Skatt picking and eating his boogers
>>
>>157856311
how do you prompt AI to add the hats so well
>>
Stafford wants young guys
>>
>>157856880
he's on vacation until he gets out of rehab
>>
>>157856912
Tell it to poopoo in the peepee
>>
File: watt.png (319 KB, 780x516)
319 KB PNG
>>157856890
>>
File: maxresdefault.jpg (85 KB, 1280x720)
85 KB JPG
Well that game sucked. Good night frens
>>
File: cantspellELIte.jpg (17 KB, 464x431)
17 KB JPG
I hate this team so fucking much.
>>
File: SmackDat.jpg (29 KB, 497x617)
29 KB JPG
Wash yo bussy playa
>>
>>157856799
I'd hope that you, your whole family, and everyone in LA dies screaming, and that your city never wins another athletic competition, but unfortunately I know how the world works.
Dodgers threepeat and Rams superbowl incoming
>>
>>157856241
Is this what zoomers and gen a are frying their dopamine receptors and getting flaccid dick at the ripe age of 26 for??



[Advertise on 4chan]

Delete Post: [File Only] Style:
[Disable Mobile View / Use Desktop Site]

[Enable Mobile View / Use Mobile Site]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.