>>157849915
shit thread
FACT: Madame Xneed takes out her AGP frustrations by trying on her mother's dresses and abusing her dogs
FACT: Madame Xneed was raped by her dead daddy and has AGP as a result
FACTS:Madame Xneed has no friends.Her mother hates her.Her daddy raped her.She sucks off dogs.
>>157856874bro don't fuck with me today I'm going through some shit
Arman at Burger King celebrating his victory
In honor of the last thread, thread themehttps://youtu.be/Us3_8FxoAlshttps://youtu.be/qdC_Cu9X4wc
>>157856902Hope he got the nuggets.
>me responding to youhttps://youtu.be/0bDY4vrcelw
>>157856903Dana: You got fucked over (by me). They (I) fucked you.
FACT: Madame Xneed was passed around a circle of BBC daddies in the pensacola jailhouse as they gobsmacked xer with they redwoods
arman has a rather dialectical fight iq
>>157856903This is Gane's face turn. The kind of people that hate Gane (redditors) hate Hokit even more.
N3on is undefeated as a cornerman in the UFC
If Jon Jones were thai his name would be John Nike.
UFC is shit. We watchin russian freak shows from now on
volumes
>>157856989Wish I could be an olive in that muffaletta
How does one train to take a punch like this and not like Gable?
you guys ever think it might be a little bit suspicious that you think every fighter is secretly gay? I think it says a lot about what's going on in your head.
>>157857069not every fighter just the really successful ones
>>157857069jiri prochazka isn't gay. let's go for that.
>>157857079nope. for example, it's impossible that volk is gay. it just simply cannot be.
>>157857094I'm afraid, you in for a suprise
>>157857094He's a bum!>>157857097He's a bum!
it cannot smell good to heem a roid monkeys anik i'd imagine it's very meaty
>>157857106what did they see?
He fucked you, kid. Gane fucked you real good.
>>157857116Geisha shenanigans some are theorizing
>>157857069Jon is openly gay
>>157857168tom is openly stripped blind neutered and shit
>People should either be caressed or crushed. If you do them minor damage they will get their revenge; but if you cripple them there is nothing they can do. If you need to injure someone, do it in such a way that you do not have to fear their vengeance.- Ganeiavelli
>>157856874your threads are always worse
how do you expect me to explain to my mom who ciryl gane is?
>>157857040>He took Gable's back straight after the fight
>>157857040It’s just odd to see Jones defending such a failure.
>>157857168no, he's just hypermasculine, to the point that he's open to perceived "zesty" behavior. he's someone that doesn't even consider the idea that others might think he's gay, and accordingly doesn't have any inhibitions when it comes to publicly showing affection to his male friends or making gay jokes (like that video of him drunk at a comedy show). it's just typical male bonding that you see in any traditionally male-dominated areas. he's actually a very easy psychological read, the reason you see individuals like guru pushing the narrative that he's gay is because these people were outcast/shunned/rejected from all male social circles growing up and this have no frame of reference for how masculine men interact. to a chronically neurotic and insecure (and likely porn-addicted) man, of course this behavior is interpreted as gay.
jon jones kisses men
Jon Jones is literally Yujiro Hanma.
>>157857356I guess nut shots and eye pokes count as strikes.
>>157856874do you ever sleep? how often do you shower weekly?when is the last time you ran a mile?what is your daily routine like? do the neighborhood kids pick on you? when was the last time you felt the sun on your skin for more than 10 minutes? what is your diet like living on $200 a week?do you ever wish you did things differently?favorite fighter?
>>157857378RETARD ALERTRETARD ALERT
>Dear Friend, I am the Great Francis Ngannou, lineal UFC, Pride and Strikeforce Heavyweight Champion of the world, and the uncrowned King of Cameroon. I know that this message will come to you as a surprise, but I am constrained to reach out to you due to the urgency and desperate nature of my present situation.... During his latest bout of dementia, The Great Turki al Sheikh deposited the sum of $25,500,000 USD (Twenty-Five Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) in a private security and safe deposit company abroad, under a confidential arrangement. This money was meant for to be my most recent payday where I was finally to be paid my true worth. Presently, the current military-backed transitional government in the country has frozen our royal family accounts and is investigating our assets. I am seeking a trustworthy, reliable foreigner of good character who can act as the beneficiary/next-of-kin to claim and receive this trunk box of funds on my behalf. If you accept to assist me, I have agreed to allocate 30% of the total sum to you for your trouble and cooperation, 10% for any incidental expenses incurred during the process, and 60% will be for me and my fair share of my combat sports worth. Please reply immediately with your full name, private telephone number, and banking coordinates so that my family attorney can introduce you officially to the security company. Treat this with utmost secrecy and confidentiality. >Yours faithfully, Francis M Ngannou
>>157857389what a swell guy
>>157856902i bet he even got wifi
the korean superboy...heemed by a smellator can
>>157857389Get yer fucking hands off me
>>157857062its called having Brown Excellence, bappa
>promoted to undisputed
the scoring criteria should be simple...whoever lands the most strikes wins that round
Ganedisputed Champion
>>157857458What about Usmanesque toe stomps?
the gane era is finally upon us
>>157857463one strike counted per toe
>>157856953>>157856958>>157857133>>157857203>>157857242>>157857356>>157857414>>157857461>>157857469like come on this just isn't funny
Clozzy loves the blacks.
>>157857483tom was the lolcow. gane is a serious athlete and champion.
>>157856874Shirt thead
>like come on this just isn’t funny
some of you try to make fun of others for finding your senze of humor autistic and unfunny, but there's a reason you're terminally online instead of cracking jokes with your mates and making the girls laugh at the pub
>>157857389Change to >but the evil Dana white has used his forces to put a hold on my peyydeyy and take it for himself :( And I genuinely think a lot of redditors and mma Joey types would fall for this
>>157857511Reason being that it’s Monday night ya goof.
>>157857511Mainly it's because of the Jews printing trillions of dollars inflating the currency to the point of everything being unable to afford.
doo said he's cracking his mates at the pub
Aaron "Senze" Pico
>>157857518you missed a couple of key wordsalso>not socializing on weekdaysself snitch>>157857530oh okay that's why all the normies and well adjusted people are on 4chan
They sort of call me the Joker of my friend group.
why does chad take a break from hanging out with women to cry about gane on 4chan? can't he just leave us alone?
>>157857511>Mates?yeah me and your wife mated
>>157857556I'm not a chad just a normie. and I like rustling jimmies on 4chan since you guys talk so much shit about everyone else
at the bar trying to piss and this dude just said if i want to be his friend he'll rustle my jimmy socked him cold gane style
nobody was crying btw. I just said you aren't funny. there's a difference.
when has gane ever socked anyone cold
I remember when people used to banter on 4chan. Now everyone's a schizo or gets upset and tries to go for the jugular over a cheeky (You). when did it all go so wrong?
>>157857590poor tomala...
>>157857618didn't you see the moon craters he left on pereira's lifeless body? sacre bleu!
Gane's plan
4 of his last 5 wins were knockouts. thats the sort of question only toms retarded son could ask
they call him galaxy throat aspinall because hes sucked galaxies worth of cocks
only a matter of time before muzzleaf says something gay
the weak man follows the strong horse
Galactic throatpie Milky way
New Guru dropped
Troonmala is NEVER. EVER. winning an undisputed championship fight.
Tik Tok Ganesissies...
>>157857661Don’t act like you don’t love it. Borderline homosexuality is a cornerstone of /heem/
>>157857620Yea that's great, grandpa.... sounds like a great time... anyway...
>>157857690GDS is clouding your judgement, I’m afraid…
>>157857696Dric enjoys banter
Dricus is the actual straight guy that doesn't mind acting gay
>>157857698Ngannou knocked him out tho
dricus is so straight he wouldn't even get a boner playing with hasbulla
I got raped by Gable Steveson behind a Chipotle back in '95
Yan vs Van vs Dan who ya got
yan van sean gane
Yan vs Van vs Dan vs Gane vs Van Damme
dan doesn't even rhyme with the other ones you retarded fuck. it's not pronounced don.
don hooker
>>157857389Jej
