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previous /hoc/ >>157843657
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>>157858432
they were selling these at dollarama last year but i didn't buy one
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Penguins won
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>>157858466
Unlike my Islanders
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>>157858287
it's no golden gaytime
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>>157858530
no it isn't but there's room for both
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>>157858466
knights play today
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celebini is:
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any thoughts?
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>>157858686
bald
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the price for montembeault just went up
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>>157858730
oh yeah did chili cheese fries also?
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>>157858466
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it's too darn cold
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has anyone ever seen a blue jackets game and if you have can you tell me if marchenko is any good?
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marchenko for montembeault, jackets unload their problem while solidifying they're goaltending for the next decade
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>>157858861
last blue jackets game i remember was when they swept the blots in 2019 which is weirs since i watch every one of my team's games
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>>157858868
meant for >>157858821 but this works too
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>>157858872
both me anyway :)
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>>157858879
:)
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ONE WEEK
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>>157858906
i don't know why it doesn't even matter how hard you try
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but in the end:
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NOW IT'S FALL AND I'VE GOT NO CALL
BUT IN THE END TRADE DEMANDS DON'T MATTER
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>>157858464
F L A M E S
L
A
M
E
S
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Booooooooooorn to be wiiiiiiiiiiild
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How does everyone take their eggs?
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remember rutger mcgroarty?
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>>157859156
in order of how I most commonly prepare them:
1. omelet
2. scrams
3. hard boiled
4. fried (on a plate or in a breakfast sanga)
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>>157859174
dip a toast in yolk sometime, live a little
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>>157859183
I hate runny yolk so this isn't possible :[
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Huomenta
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>>157859205
what kind of a man hates runny yolk
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Having a knights renaissance era tier marner
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Runny yolk is like cum it's really tasty
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>>157859536
I came into this world as a reject
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Good morning /hoc/
>laffs
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>first SHL broadcast of the season on FLO
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will tampa and the panties call truce this preseason?
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I'm a Flamiac
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>>157859623
tell us more about this band
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>>157859703
Im more of a flames manic
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>33. Austin
>34. Atlanta
>35. Houston
>36. Arizona

Makes sense

>33. Atlanta
>34. Houston
>35. Arizona
>36. ?

Retard mode.
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>>157859469
I like it on rice
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FASCHING'S ON FIRE
YOUR DEFENSE IS TERRIFIED
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big bog meatings
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>>157859836
et le måååål
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>>157859743
why not put a team where the kids can play at an odr
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>>157859793
>dipping your toast into yolky rice
disgusting
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just had a 32nd Thought
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>>157859858
was it about eggs?
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me? i break the yolk and soak up all the gooey goodness with slightly toasted sourdough bread
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>>157859852
the heat of the rice cooks the egg
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>>157859743
>Portland, OR
>Milwaukee, WI
>Hamilton, ON
>Quebec City, QC
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you can bake 2 dozen maybe 30 egg whites in a 9x13 pan and save all the yolks in a bowl and just spoon it on top. laborious process but the yolk is my favorite part and i like the whites cooked til crisp and rubbery so it has to be done
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>>157859867
Yes. They maximize gains
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have six hard boiled eggs just waiting for me in the fridge
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for me it's the humble medium boiled egg
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for me it's a cheeky breakfast scramble w/ hot sauce
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>>157859955
how do I make breakfast scramble cheeky?
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>>157859960
with tasty ingredients and love :)
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>>157859960
With khat
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>>157859960
Include Greek yogurt
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>>157860006
yogurt in eggs?
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>>157860032
It helps the consistency
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>>157860044
so does milk
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>>157860052
Both are good sources of protein
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>>157858906
SINCE YOU LOOKED AT ME
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do you think Babcock knows about McDavids manga collection?
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>>157860044
>>157860052
take it to /ck/, ladies
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>>157860044
Consistency? Does it get pucks deep?
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>>157860255
I heard the deal was that Babcock stays quiet about that and Connor lets Babcock harass all the rookies.
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>>157859897
None of those cities are warm enough to be appealing to NHL players.
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>>157860301
Connors social skills class didn’t cover leadership or bullying
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>>157860350
https://www.climate.gov/news-features/understanding-climate/climate-change-global-temperature
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>>157860367
I'm surprised that page still exists
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>>157860386
Chud
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Second marner of the day
(Worse than the first)
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Theres a fucking loser in this thread crying about climate change (fake) what a dork. I'd heem him and his dad and cream his mom and his sister EASY. TND (total nerd death). The only climate thats going to change is the climate of HATE this dweeb is going to encounter when I pass him driving my 2010 Hummer SVT as stands (he gave his seat up for a pregnant minority) looking depressed and skinnyFAT on the bus (public transportation using POOR)
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Climate change is a real thing. This summer it was hot and soon it will be cold. You have to be real dumb idiot to not believe in that.
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In a few years we'll just be able to ask AI to solve climate change. All the environmentalists are gonna feel real silly having spent their lives riding their gay little bikes around instead of a Hummer
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>>157860515
might want to see a doctor
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>>157858796
Well you live in a frozen waste land
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Second worst marner of the day
(Worse than the first better than the second)
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>>157860535
okay, pentti linkola
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when ai tells you to stay inside and wear a mask to save the planet you fuckin better
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>>157860535
Sorry Heikki but American science education is pretty terrible
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you guys talk climate change. I talk junior hockey hotel gangbangs. We are not the same
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>>157858477
*blocks your path*
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>>157860645
I wish I could get gangbanged by Keller, Rempe, and (Quinn) Hughes
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>>157860681
Oddly specific but ok
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>Washington’s Andrew Cristall has been fined $2,250.86, the maximum allowable under the CBA, for cross-checking Philadelphia’s Hunter McDonald.
Retard
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>>157860535
>climate
>weather
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>>157860702
the best thing to hunt at mcdonalds is the fish sandwich and drunk chicks after 1 am
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>>157860815
Based filet-o-fish enjoyer
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Do these give you marners?
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>>157860969
Only the sugar free ones
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look out /hoc/ there's a white boat comin up the river
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>>157860645
/hoc/ is a well educated genny. Maybe you belong in /heem/
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look out /hoc/ there's a white puck rolling down the ice
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Hockey is so close I can almost smell it!
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>>157861139
how much do you think dave jackson gets paid? gets to show up less than once a game and he's wrong most of the time he shares his analysis
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grim
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>>157861140
when I can smell hockey I put my stuff outside on the deck
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>>157861185
75 bucks to go to a game isn't that bad
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wtf jokerit won
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>>157861218
grim that they're stooping to panthers style marketing, next month they'll be throwing in a free hotdog
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>>157861218
for 100 level seats is a kick to the groin for a season ticket holder
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>>157861234
fug D:
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>>157861236
>>157861245
I guess I'll need to read the fine print, would be nice to go to a game for less than a car payment sometime though
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>>157861245
Where do you see that it's 100-level seats? That's a really good deal
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>>157861273
open your fucking eyes
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Huh
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>>157861283
yeah the ducks are cooked
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>>157861234
Sometimes bad guys win
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>>157861291
*Cooking
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>>157860478
what the FUCK does this mean
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>>157861328
The cooking in question:
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>>157861234
Great, the longer Valtonen stays as their coach, the more likely it is that they'll stay at the bottom of the league.
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>>157861139
we love stormy here
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>>157861368
Nigga that's burnt go back to cooking class
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>>157861368
Jen
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This is the Flames year
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>>157861396
>tfw my high school didn’t have home ec
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We had home ec in 7th grade
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sean and i took "fashion" class in senior year to meet chicks it was just a sewing machine class we made a pillow case first
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>tfw took home ec in high school only to be the only guy in the class and everyone thought I was retarded but the teacher was cool me cuz she liked my Wongs hat
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>>157861478
>wong fans are home ec sissies
cmtsu
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i was really good in home ec i could have had a long and successful career as a 1950s housewife if only i was born in the 1950s and was a woman
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>>157861489
>housewife
>career
you're retarded enough to be a 1950s woman
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>>157861486
>laffs
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>>157861423
I think so too, Wolf is ready, the youngsters are finally settled. Cup or bust
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>>157861500
they're sensitive retards too
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>>157861521
>cries over a single word
>laffs
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>>157861530
>nou
there it is
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>rags
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>>157861547
>laffs
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>>157861518
Wolf is no longer a young pup
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>mock the ded wongs
>within 3 replies samir is mentioned
what a fragile fan base mindbroken by a figment of their imagination
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>>157861601
true i hate these retarded newfags who don't know samir is an oilyboy
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>>157861601
this is indeed a tender situation
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>>157861139
how pink is stormy's pussy do you think?
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>>157861139
did emily get a hair transplant
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Damn
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>>157861651
strange face
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>>157861651
I didn't vote for him
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>>157861494
The only career they need
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>>157861562
Vezina is his to lose at this point
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>>157861651
What's his thoughts on Gary?
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>>157861716
im sure he thinks highly of the man who delivered the franchises' only cup
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>>157861283
based kullimikke
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>>157861601
>>157861622
I love tender wings. Especially with Buffalo sauce.
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>>157861651
I thought Jeremy Jacobs was the boss of the NHL, maybe he's the head Jew behind the scenes
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>>157861744
he is the de facto boss
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the russians are dearly missed
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>>157861699
I think so too
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>>
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>>157861739
With blue cheese?
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>>157861809
powerful
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>>157861834
forever in blue cheese
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>>157861729
>another gary puppet to toe the line
Sickening
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>>157861832
We must protect that man at all costs
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>>157861744
Idk why he stepped down
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bros it's the first day of Fall
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ranch >>>> blue cheese
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>>157861915
jacobs is 86
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>>157861951
So he can stick around for another 10 years
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>>157861919
Hurray!
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>>157861982
why do americans think you should work until you die?
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>>157861942
Retard
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>>157861993
surely his weekly foreskin injections will keep him alive another 20 years at least
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Uh oh Intern-kun is in trouble.
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>>157862088
bleak state of the world
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>>157862088
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>>157862088
Gary’s belt is ready to discipline that intern
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>>157862088
I'm guessing they just used the slop to help them write the description but it would be interesting if AI could actually make that sort of video, it can't be difficult technically to scrape reddit reactions for a list and splice parts of youtube videos together
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>>157861993
Jews
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>>157862162
no ai was used there, the video template wasnt filled out
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>>157861664
Cope
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>>157862088
Heck yah go flames
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>>157861716
Probably a Gary shill
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>>157862210
>In 2010, he officially changed his surname from Lutfulloyev to Kremlev, his new surname translating literally to "of the Kremlin."

Waow
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I'm a Gary shill
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>>157862162
>if AI could actually make that sort of video,
AI can certainly do this assuming that the NHL uses good tagging for the videos they have on their site and the clips are already cut in a sensible way.
>>
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>>157862282
early 2000s white rapper beard
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kevin federline-lookin' ass mafucka
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>Granlund named Ducks captain ahead of 2026-27 season opener
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hawk pile up in this ma
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i like what i'm seeing tbqh
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>>157861834
Of course.
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>>157862322
just yesterday he was the teenage rockstar doing ilmaveivi's against russia
were does the time go man
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>>157862282
wtf
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>>157862322
lol why
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>>157862346
>>157862322
>with finns
>you win
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Tonight
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>>157862357
With Swedes you sneed?
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>>157862371
>with 'nuckz
>you rockz
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Booooooo flames
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>>157862301
Kevin Federline pinned John Cena
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>>157862355
Odd choice, I was expecting Lacombe or Gauthier to be the next captain. My guess is the front office really wants Sennecke to be the next captain but he's too young right now. When Granlund's contract expires in a couple years that's when they'll make Sennecke the captain.
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I've been working hard this off-season, I'm ready to sign that big contract!
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>>157862333
you think this is funny?
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>>157862440
i hope you included neckxercises in your training!
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ebros...
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>>157862467
you may laugh but these exercises saved my life once when i was caught cattle rustling and the sheriff's posse tried to lynch me outside of the old mcclifton corral out in the oklahoma territory
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>>157862505
nice larp
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>>157862440
How’s your skating?
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>>157862527
i was talking about my days as a ne'er-do-well outlaw, not the calgary stampede
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>>157862559
nta but I can finally do outside-edge 3-turns :)
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>>157862606
Congrats!
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for me? its the...idk what they call it. you know. the one the edmonton guy does. you use your hips. downhill skating or something like that? ima try that this year. and the mohawk?
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so, hear me out
nhl at 40 teams but it's mixed gendered so we can watch the best
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>mild
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>>157862968
KWAB
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>>157862384
i bet the board is spelled B O R E D
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>>157862997
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>>157863004
>>
My Kraft® Dinner Keys for Success tonight:
- puck possession
- sticking to our game
- playing the D
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knights play the sharks
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>>157863205
Don’t forget having fun
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>>157863205
i like to put a can of tuna in my mac and cheese to really liven things up
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What are the top 4 biggest NHL shitholes after Detroit?
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>>157863230
for me it's hotdog bits
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>>157863234
>rags
>laffs
>hasbs
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We need to be a tough team to play against this season /hoc/
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>>157863234
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"Blood is thicker than water, and let’s just say that his father and his brother got in his kitchen”
-Andlauer said
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>>157863344
Very professional
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What are you asking Gary Claus this christmas for, bros?
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Ok fuck /hoc/
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>>157863434
You don't mean that...
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>>157863426
40 goals from saint patrik laine
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>>157863426
i would like a bag of jub-jubs
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>>157863434
this gimmick sucks
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>>157863426
his dirty underwear
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>>157863442
How many were on his own net?
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>>157863471
just a few, "rapatessa roiskuu" as we say in finland
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>>157863426
Jerseys!
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>>157863466
Fits right in then
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case closed boys, pack it in
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>>157863426
chill chill mikkä, the season hasn't started and halloween is in a month
you usually start thinking about christmas time after the fatties thanksgiving
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I like hockey but I love /hoc/
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>>157863522
This is why I don't work out... too dangerous
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>>157863426
>a better job
>3-5 irl friends
>constant improvement in my bench press
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>>157863522
Fuck the coaches
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>>157863234
columbus
winnipeg
philadelphia
newark
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>>157863470
Why do you want his smelly jockstrap?
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what's up my fellow /hoc/heads
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>>157863543
Agreed. It’s too early for Mariah Carey
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only irrelevant games on today.
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Ready for more preseason? I am.
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>>157863756
Of course
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New hockey movie just dropped. The guy is just a fag and thinks he is special. Big surprise he's canadian
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>>157863756
The rucks play tonight
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>>157863915
Gary plays as a jew in it
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>>157863751
Retard
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>>157863915
i'm pretty sure his position is that he was always treated fine
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>>157863937
When the boys came to shave his genitals in the hazing event they were surprised to see they were already shaved
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>>157863940
shows he's proactive. a real team player.
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>scoreless draws
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Retards
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What's a pelech again, is it like a marner?
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>two black guys fighting in raleigh
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>>157864085
It's like this
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It's official. The Tkachuk Barkov Reinhart line is the best line of the season.
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the force was not with him
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kwab
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thread sucks
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>>157864160
>retard
>washed
>canadian
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>>157864292
spruce it up
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ivan fedotov
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>>157864300
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I'm in love with a girl named Sophia
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>"Based bro, I also love watching hockey and talkin' puck on /hoc/..."
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yeah eating an italian ice
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does anyone even like thecuck brothers or think matt is considered a superstar
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>>157864160
threepeat status?
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>>157864422
I'm a big Panthers fan so I'm very proud of what Matthew has done for the team and am excited to see what his brother can provide as well.
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>>157863940
I thought I was supposed to shave regularly
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>>157864434
neither question answered
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*toot toot toot*
let's go gary!
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>>157864422
Gary has tried pushing him as an american superstar
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>>157864444
checked
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>>157864292
I'm waiting until next week to debut my exciting new gimmick :3
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>>157864465
consider never posting again instead
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>>157864445
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>>157864440
idk what the boys out in Michigan got up to specifically, but you should trim it regularly. Don't fully shave it. I like to give mine kind of a tapered fade with a couple different guard lengths as I move away from the shaft leading up to the happy trail and my crack. Keep the shaft and sack smooth
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>>157864457
with podcasts and video game covers? c'mon gary
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my gimmick is going to be that I'm "the guy without a gimmick"
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>gimmickposting
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>>157864480
Excellent post
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>>157864465
Is it being a retard, again?
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Matthews and Eichel are clear examples of Americans at the superstar level
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>posting about what your post is going to be or when you're posting it is technically a gimmick
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>>157864555
Are Canadians finally sucking our dicks?
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>>157864577
Nah just giving you your only dues
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>Markstrom
>Schmid
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What the hell is going on. Why is /hoc/ so dead?
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finna go to bed early this threads is the drizzling shits
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>>157864626
you know why
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>>157864626
it's only preseason and a lot of us are in the gym
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>>157864626
We're all gearing up for the biggest game of the preseason.
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>>157864555
1993
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>>157864626
because this site is so fucking slow that it's too obnoxious for people to put up with trying to use it
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>>157863234
Montreal
Toronto
Ottawa
Winnipeg
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hiyah!
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>>157864637
>>157864646
lol
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>>157864634
Because I said that one thing?
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>>157864655
I look like that and I say that
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>>157864649
shorks defense will be funny this year
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>>157864649
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>>157864667
If I shit on a piece of paper and put it in a musuem and I an artist?
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SOMEBODY GET THAT STORMY WEBM RIGHT NOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW
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is anybody watching any of the games?
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>>157864701
Why yes, I am watching all of these fantastic matches, and ordering a couple jerseys online as well!
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>>157864701
I'm watching panties vs randies
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>>157864682
It's all about attitude, lighting and how fancy your art piece display happens to be
but every museum will house just any old artist artful Marner, you need to get a reputation first
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Hi fags, am I allowed to post here? I'm not a fag or anything but I can tell you all are. Go Canes.
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>>157864667
is this a 9/11 reference
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>>157864626
LOL
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>>157864713
>but not every museum will house just any old artist artful Marner,
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>>157864682
Piss Christ made the chuddies seethe for decades, probably until 9/11 which they had to admit was worse
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>>157864713
Are we still allowed to call them Marners? He's actually playing well now. Since he's off the laffs
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>>157864667
Trouba's a kike.
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>>157864718
I'm a retarded fag and a Flamiac
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we still them that here at /hoc/, and likely always will
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>>157864761
gary won't like this post
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>>157864785
well, /hoc/ is only available unedited
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The streams are all shit. Tell Gary he better fix this.
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>>157864785
Gary hates Jews
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>>157864817
Gary isn't watching the games or reading /hoc/ today, he's very busy finishing enjoying his off season
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When teams do all their pro stock and used/excess gear sales, they should start throwing in stuff like socks and cups. Would generate more money than those awful jersey ads.
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>>157864819
But he is one
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Somebody brushed Cindy's jersey, can't have that.
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Did anyone hire hockey mommy after Seattle canned her?
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>>157864923
I've never seen a report if she did
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>>157864923
>>157864932
https://www.fox13seattle.com/sports/devils-hire-kraken-coach-jessica-campbell
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Of course you didnt, you people are fucking morons
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>>157864923
devils
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>>157864954
I wish she'd manage my hockey development if you know what I mean
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>>157864701
I did for a few minutes
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>>157864967
I don't, please... elaborate
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>>157864649
Thanks for the reminder, Miska
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My ban seems to have ended, so gonna post all my one liners
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>>157864977
I need help developing as a hockey player
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>>157864996
She's only interested in goalies with abs
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>>157864975
she had no chance in hell
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>>157864975
she is still a shithead
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Oilers drafted a Nurse when they needed a doctor
Oilers drafted a Nail when they needed a hammer
Oilers drafted a curry when they needed a Kurri
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>>157864996
>a hockey player
For legal reasons, please reveal if you are using this term as a euphemism
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>>157865002
I'm not a goalie and don't have abs
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>rags
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Good evening I'm John Shorthouse coming to you from the ancestral lands of John Longhouse
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>>157865024
She doesn't know that.
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Why didn't Demitra's KHL career takeoff properly
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Hearing rumors Kreider going to hasbs. No way right?
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>>157865002
Boy goalies or girl goalies?
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>>157865052
>Tragically, Demitra's career and life were cut short on September 7, 2011, when the entire Lokomotiv Yaroslavl team perished in a devastating plane crash outside of Yaroslavl, Russia, just as the team was traveling to their opening game of the 2011–12 KHL season in Minsk. He remains deeply revered in both the NHL and Slovak international hockey for his skill, sportsmanship, and heart
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>>157865064
Bi goalies.
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Le cut inside and wake up in a bathtub man
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>>157865071
Lynard Skynard died in a plane crash, but they still do live shows.
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>lightly fried chicken genders
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>>157865071
The coverage of the Muslim guy Galimov who almost survived but didn't made me cry for like days in college. Since this is ancestral chud territory I will clarify that I wanted him to survive
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I used to fantasize about getting this dude pregnant
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>street violence in the city of New York City

which team does the Mayor root for?
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This nemec guy is elite and dominating. Why did the devils trade him?
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good hustle, Detroit
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good teams today
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>>157864337
there's a good clairo song called sofia :)
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>it was 3-0
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gary told me he will take our pucks away if /hoc/ keeps making fun of him
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back status?
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>>157865191
I heard he was going to replace the ice with a giant air hockey table.
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>>157865037
remember when he was a twerpy looking young guy on UTV Sports Page? Now he is old and fat
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>>157865196

back-2-back, bb
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>preseason glass bangerz
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>>157865215
first i bang the glass
then i bang your.... bench door
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Gary needs to give out a cup to the team that wins the preseason. The Deputy Commissioner Bill "William" Daly Cup
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Why the FUCK is Crosby dating some 43 year old roastie
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>>157865245
The kid wants a mommy.
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>>157865236
they should have a pre season tournament and give out "medals"
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Is Greenland going to get an NHL team or two?
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UH OH, DETROIT

UH OH !!!!!!!!
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My penguins are getting chilly Easter evening of 2022ed ):
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>>157865245
Gary should have him date that Olivia Rodriguo
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>>157865274
>>157865274
they prefer soccer because it requires no infracture
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>>157865274
the greenland greenhorns
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>>157865274
Will they win a Stan Lee before Canada?
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Flames cant score
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>>157865024
it's never too late to hit the gym
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>>157865277
posts that aged poorly
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toronto vs ottawa tomorrow
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Another game where the flames outplay their opponent and still lose *sigh*
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Hopefully ww3's most violent and destructive battles take place in Edmonton
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>>157865330
nah they'll take place in california
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AnJo looked good tonight. Definitely best player of the match.
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Is it Jeff "Veel" or Jeff "Vi-yel"?
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Zayne is elite the future in Calgary is Indian.
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>>157865299
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>>157865245
Crosby is too autistic for love or sex
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Ray Emery so bad with money he's still underwater on his contract
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>>157865353
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>Mexico City will have a Stan Lee before Toronto does
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>>157865342
vi-yel
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>>157865369
Imagine if he dies childless :(
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>>157865370
>They h8 us 'cause they ain't us.
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who is this slut?
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they hate us cuz they anus
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>Gary Times Prediction
>we will see an increase in Gary Times in spite of a record season last year, and the new points system will be criticized harshly, as are all things on /hoc/
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Friendly reminder that the Islanders have the most white trash fanbase in all of sports. They are propped up by the Jew in charge because he grow up a fan of them when he lived in Queens. If I was an Islanders fan I would reevaluate my life choices than kill myself. Take my advice.
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>>157865423
They threw batteries at Sean Avery
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>>157865330
Belgium beat us in the world cup
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>rags
>it was 3-0
KWAB
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>>157865423
>criticized harshly, as are all things on /hoc/
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>>157865418
>the new points system
What you talk about Willis?
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Damn the rangers are ass
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oh no no no panthers bros
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>>157865446
Happens when you give up Trouba
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>>157865423
the governor is going to have some strong words for you
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>>157865259
oh my god samir would equate that to an olympic gold or cup win if the oilers got it kek
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>>157865423
reminder the raggots fanbase brags about being gifted Mark Messier and winning just one cup since Hitler killed himself
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>>157865447
there is none, and that will be criticized harshly
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>>157865389
Ok, they called him "Veel" until he scored, then he became "Vi-el". Is he any good to have around considering his skill level? 3 goals last year, 2 were with Ducks in playoffs apparently.
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>>157865481
Why would Hitler kill himself if he was right? Have you looked at Germany present day?
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>>157865481
Reminder she lost in Mario kart
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>>157865494
he's a great checker. he's not going to produce too many points, though. he's from quebec so vi-el is closest.
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>>157865475
I know, we should do it
Pester your local intern and get Gary on the Phone
>Call Gary, /hoc/
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>most dangerous lead in Tennessee
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>>157865494
I wish >we kept him. Solid, energetic bottom six guy. Had a great series against Edmonton.
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>>157865545
Did McDavid finally find his mind and leave?
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preds are playing cody's theme
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How long will it take to convince Gary to put light up center circles in every NHL rink?
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Sportsnet is hyping up raty as the finnish Connor mcdavid
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he shittin
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>>157865568
that's a Photoshop goldmine right there
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>>157865555
I don't want any predators in my community
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>>157865568
It was only a matter of time before the Indians became refs as well.
>brown ice
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>>157865564
well, it's a Free Country, its it?
can't censor everybody
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>>157865481
wb bro did you get your license yet
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>>157865581
Hes having a breakout year. Book it.
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>>157865554
Still waiting for him to get angry
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>>157865501
cope she got a dyke haircut and he has JVOEL now he takers her plushie around new york city
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>>157865555
checked
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>a scoreless draw
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Things are getting HOT at the Saddledome.
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>a most dangerous draw
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>>157865663
heated?
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>late night scoreless draws
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>>157865663
hot water pipes burst this time?
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>>157865564
but that's barkov
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>>157865734
Not at all. Barkov is just a Stanley Cup champion.
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>the city of tampa bay
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>>157865743
mcdavid cant even sniff barkovs jock
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Do the flames just keep that Martin popsicil guy to injure the other team?
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gg, Pittsburgh
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Mcdavid is invisible this game
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Canucks are elite defensively
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these kids on the sharks look like unfettered ass
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>>157865789
just like game 7 of 2024
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>scoreless second period at the Saddledome
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Nemec kinda sucks
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>scorefull draw in Music City
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>the city of LA
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>>157865819
craig in the kitchen
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>>157865840
let him cook
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>>157865852
>>157865840
LET HIM COOK
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Rypien carries it up the ice, to Hodgson, Bourdon is wide open! He takes the pass and...SCORES!!! THE CANUCKS HAVE WON THE STANLEY CUP! GARY COMES ON THE ICE EARLY TO TELL DIM THOMAS HE HAS CTE! AN ALL TIME HOCKEY MOMENT AND FOR ONCE, THE..GOOD..GUYS..HAVE..WON!! THE MASSIVE CROWDS OUTSIDE ARE DISPERSING PEACEFULLY AND HAPPILY AS VANCOUVER IS CROWNED THE 2011 CHAMPIONS!
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classic orlov blind backhand centering pass in the defensive zone that almost became a point blank scoring chance, simply classic
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>>157865907
This is how it should have been...
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>>157865908
He's become a huge liability since 2018
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>>157865922
I graduated highschool in 2018.
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>>157865907
thank you gary
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i didn't know the composer for halo was running for congress, just saw a commercial on the vegas feed
huh
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>>157865932
He also basically has every single problematic view in history.
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>>157865927
shouldn't you be on tiktok, zoom zoom?
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EVERYONE !!!

>Thank Gary =3 he's a very nice man
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>>157865936
based
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>>157865936
holy based
copey, give him a vote for me
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>>157865959
>>157865959
>>157865959
NEW
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Flames holding on for dear life against the Vancouver Prospects. Might have some competition for 1OA



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