Contender series is live!
abysmal thread
>>157864615Gurus fleshlight?
clavicular vs brazza
>>157864615Based thread Am yisrael chai
>>157864615This is Brian Ortegas brother.
jaden ortega is hot no homo
He looks like overeem's son
I'm made to believe Jenna Ortega's brother will beat a Chechan. Based on Tapology record this dude beat a fella with a 3-21 record lol
thats a rough 24
>>157864644>>157864651This is gurucel and its same fag. This lil bitch is the one always snitching to tranny janny.
>>157864656>>157864668Unfortunately you are full homo.
>Door wide openjumps over fence. is this supposed to be cool or something lol
Is ortega from chiesas gym?
>20 ammy fightsWell fuck that would explain why Dasuyev is so polished
DC? FAT!
>>157864716Yeah but he's not very good
look at ussending our pretty boys in there to get raped by the caucasus
Ortega is just jumping into range like a spedNot exactly an endorsement of chiesa's gym if he can't even entry
>>157864668Why are Ortegas always hot>Brian Ortega>Jenna Ortega>Jadem OrtegaIts not fair bros
you cannot say alhamdulilah and congrat about whisky
>>157864703It’s symbolic. Whether the door of opportunity is open or not, he just goes forward.
brazza finna gas
brazzadaddy putting the work on this soft lil whiteboi
fight back clavicular
The Brazza is clearly more experienced. UFC should have given Ortega an easier fight hes too hot to be treated this way.
Holy shit Jaden has heart
>my opponent practically dead, brazza>now is my time to wrestle with him
Dasuyev has lowkey beet gassed body language, might get heemed in third
1-1 its tied
The absolute state of brazzatroons
>>157864788brazzas always panic wrestle if opponent is tough
>>157864794It’s definitely not but dasuyev is gassed
Ortega about to put it on him.
ortega.... domain expansion
This is a highly representative fight of the US vs Russia athleticallyRussia has all the technique. The US just has tough guys
striking brazzas are a memeno exceptions
I think is was the heem chads who first blew the whistle on Justin's loaded gloves
>opponent death gassed>feint like a spaz and land nothing
gassed bum vs no skill punching bag
shit fight 3-0 brazza
>>157864855He’s not good enough to do anything without getting tagged. Dasuyev still throwing hard punches
Good fight, hopefully Dana gives Ortega a shot again he's really good
Brazza won but he wont make it far in the ufc with that cardio
why couldn't the brazza finish
>>157864869fuck no he goes back to the regional scene until he puts together wins against guys that arent 3-21
ortega's corner fucked himthey should have told him to put it on him more
>>157864869He’s clearly a great athlete and has a chin but otherwise he sucks, zero skill
I don’t know how you can take a tough kid like that and simply teach him shit
>>157864878he can still be abussy tier
Pathetic, the difference in skill was massive and he spent the fight cowering against the cage.At least Ortega stopped him from getting a contract.Ortega needs to go to a gym that can teach him how to strike properly.
Why didnt he put it on him?
>>157864878hes just like khumshot. They are beasting in round 1 them fall off hard.
>>157864905Dasuyev is 100% getting a contract. You can tell from the commentary reactions
War Machine vs Military Industrial ComplexVanilla Gorilla vs Chocolatito on a frosty sundae night
>>157864905He's learning striking at Chiesas meme gym. Surprised he even landed anything on the guy lol.
If you take this brazzas beard off he looks like a british person
Chechen cardio is a peach
>>157864918if you give him a tan and keep the beard you mean
>Brazza>Gets tired after 1 round>scared to go for finisheverytime
oh nooooo jonsissieshttps://x.com/afeldMMA/status/2102432521514316052
who do you reckon has the worst cardio in the poofcrapedzat or poosmellis despaigne
>>157864907yeah, i saw shades of khamzat in the fight
>>157864939jon's is TERRIED of losing
High level, high level, you keep saying high level
poor lad is fighting because he's hungry
this nigga name is Norbert
novenyi looks jewish. and that's a beautiful thing!
>>157864939We will be back Gablechads
Sanko is very flirty with Jouban. Its just to easy for him. Being a male model is the best base for getting laid
Oh cmon man how is Haig gonna beat this guy. This guy's whole bloodline is literally Olympic athletes his daddy literally won a gold medal
>>157864989by believing in himself
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH it's another shitter that lost last season
If they weren’t college phenoms they were drug addicts. What a country
>2nd and final chance at Contender>They give you a tough ass headlinerUFC always makes this shit tough for you
Heemaig is gonna kill this idiot
norbert is now in my boy stable
>>157865020>>2nd and final chanceThere's been 3rd chances.
Carpathian Topuria
talmbout hungarian bo nigga
this doo named norbert
Magic is a terrible nickname for himHow about Nefarious Norbert
>>157865035who?
>>157865055Thats a dignified name in europe>Iz Normel
this hungry doo dont want to eat his plate
>>157865073torrez finneythere was an early stoppage earlier this season and daner said the guy would get a 3rd shot
nearly got zeemed
>>157865090Alri nimrod
Ja man
Norbertino is mid desu, were his papas really in olympics...
that's gonna be a NO for norbert dawg
Haig has zero athleticism. Where do they even find these bums
>>157865178rehab clinic
Everyone besides the Muslim and Peruvian SUCKS
haig is literally cowering in fear at the shots coming his way reminds me of mokaev
>>157865178they go on sherdog and look at records but some of these goofs are record padding with uber drivers
>>157865034Beastly addition
Wtf is Pat Barry thinking
gonna need yalls to shut the fuck up while im eating
ook ook ook
legalize electric cages
this doo don’t give a fuck about the contract anymore he just doesn’t want to lose
shu up
Throat got irritated suddenly and started coughing it's over
Jon, where's my rematch buddy
both worse than the worst middleweights
Novenyi's the kinda guy to 10-8 meerschaert in the first and get subbed in the second
>>157865249Maybe it was tired of listening to you talk
>>157865224Breh that's elong musk bro
fucking nuke mpv's gym holy shit
>>157865249What's his name ?
>>157865261What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
not even in the ufc yet and trying the exact same bullshit as mvp lmao
does everyone from MVPs gym not rep flags?
norbert is kind of sexy so maybe he will get signed by daner
Pat Barry should be using his mma accolades to attract a homeschooled willing tipsy pro-life depending on the race heiress to the oh henry candy bar fortune unvaccinated ginger amish teenage cowgirl hymen in pigtails with freckles and no gag reflex barefoot wearing a confederate flag bikini translating 200 Years Together with her identical twin sister
>>157865305mvp doesnt even get knockdowns anymore
>>157865288
thinkin bou heeming my meng
Based Dana-kun is being extra generous. First time that two guys from two different fights get signed. Well deserved.
I see daner is turning the UFC into entertainment by signing Jaden and not Norbert. Or he sees the female audience potential for jaden
>>157865359I did earlier to redit thots
>>157865371>girls with black nailsmy weakness....
dana white is the greatest human being alive
Gable got fluked. I'm not gonna unboy him despite all your shilling
Dana always rewards DAWGZ even when they lose. Just gotta have that fighting spirit B
Sean Sharaf already reached his peak which can't hold a candle to Gable's greatness already. He won a gold medal for us and you are abandoning him because of some foid accusations?
>>157865406
>>157865431Steveson never quit like sharaf
Pfl is already calling norbert
>>157865406Did you really just refer to that chunky nigger as a "boy"? Racism will NEVER be tolerated here.
>>157865466PFL is so pathetic. Their always begging UFC rejects to sign with them lol.
I only eat food that says HIGH PROTEIN on the packaging. Think you could take me?
>>157865487Your curry braps may be too powerful, tbqhmcn.
WE ALPHA
https://www.youtube.com/live/xKaCagWeuFc?si=Y-t3eRyIZYjokV2RDaners live cocksuckers
very telling that gayna didn't attend the presser last week
>>157865561>attempts he never had the makings of a champion
Peru and England will be the new elite mma countries
>>157865477Why does they're/their/there 10-7 so many of you?
Prates just told neon that it's confirmed he's fighting Islam next
>>157866119
Tom eezz uhh... i get in trouble if i say eet hon hon... lil bit fragile, non?
nothing is confirmed until contracts are signed
ciryl cheaternow read that again SERIAL cheateryeah
N3ons streams are hyperstitional thoughbeit. The clips are cut ups of future realities
Fragile Tom
gane is more fragile than tom unironically
>>157866174are you implying tissue tom is a double entendre because hes both a cry baby and he blows apart like nothing? how dialectical of you
gable looks very wholesome chungus doe
Gf is making me some hot tea with honey for my sore throat before bed and back shots
Genius. Greatness. Gane.
>>157866196Nigga that ain't no word
Stopped watching after Ross Pearson retired
>>157866280i remember when dookie sent that bum's head flying with a knee
If there's brazzas out there actually named POOlaev, does that mean there's also someone named Poomagomedov too?
GADOOSH
DRod will be back better than ever you just watch
>>157866235You best be waiting for that tea to cool down before mixing up the honey, pal. You don’t want to burn away all the enzymes.
>>157866369Mom science
>>157866156>Prates wants December>Not sure yet on date>Might be in JanuaryWould rather Morales but whatever its still a good fight
>>157866399I care about your health and you give me that reply?
ciryl gane breast milk
Why didn’t Guaylupo quit the fight after Connor eyepoked him all the way up to the knuckle?
Orolbai just got married
Fuck y'all, I'm rooting for Gable
>>157866480Never unboy'd gable. He's not the hero we need right now but he's the hero we deserve.
>>157866480>tl;dr dindu nuffin
>>157866515You don't know who your true friends are until you're tested in this kind of way. I'm glad Gable's got good people around him. He's gonna be okay. He has elite training ability. He'll figure it out even if it takes time and maybe some growth outside of the UFC
Daner said he doesn't disagree with foster about banning oblique kicks. He prefaced by saying foster is the most powerful person in the athletic commission for some reason
i'm ciryl gane's best friend and there's nothing you can post that'll get me to abandon him
Just treated myself to a late night snack, a bagel with cream cheese and blueberry jam. You can't forget the little things.
>>157866525well that's a gay opinion by Dana. might as well ban heel hooks then since damage can be done before you tap. oh and don't forget to ban armbars and kneebars and kimuras since you can hyperextend the muscle or cause dislocations/breaksand you know what? why do we allow them to punch each other in the face? a broken orbital is fucking crazy. MVP left a legitimate crater in Cyborg's skull and Njokuani actually had Robocop showing bone in his foreheadyeah I think maybe let's just ban the sport
>>157866540based. I'm a double G 'non myself (Gable + Gane)I also admit I like Tom quite a lot despite my belief that he's not being fully honest about the nature of the eye injury
If you are against Gable you are reddit.
>>157866588how do we Vanchads win the Kape fight, leafbro? I like Kape a lot too 2bh. he delivers kino KOs. but I love Van. he's so young and can go on an incredible run. every time he fights it's fireworks once he starts melting you with combos
>>157866611Van's chin will be tested he will have to just try to break him. I think Kape probably heems but Van might survive a knockdown or two and still win by decision
Imagine how good Conor would've been if he was circumcised, not allowed to drink alcohol and was married to a towel. He wouldn't have just taken pat, he would've taken ova
>>157866639man I hope so but Kape is such a killer. he puts everyone to sleep when he's flowing. the only person that I can recall actually toughing out flush shots from Kape was that Brazilian kid who I don't think we've seen since. actually that fight sort of reminded me of the original Zombie Jr. eating all of Petr Yan's best shots years ago
>>157866270youre 80 iq monkey man
Kape is essentially gane
(Faith)You know you're gonna live through the rainLord, we've gotta keep the faith(Faith)Don't you know it's never too late?Right now we've gotta keep the faith(Faith)Don't you let your love turn to hateLord, we've gotta keep the faith
Gable 4chanson
4channel Steveson
Gable Stevenson is 2channel
Bo
>>157866790a prodigy
which good prospects are left?
Wait why didn't they have kayla harrison Ford vacate?
>>157866790
>>157866883Sam Ledger
Why they got borraio fighting some unranked whom on the msg main card?
>>157866930Olympic champ privilege I guess
>>157866983Why not? Dude’s a crotchsniffing decision machine who’s had 3 finishes in like 7 years.
Making a list of fighters that got heemed by one of the 7 deadly sinsSo far I got ronda by prideAny others?
>>157866984that's a man
>>157867014Pereira by pride.Ilia by envy.Jamawl by gluttony.Dolidze by lust.Cody Garbage by wrath.Goby by greed.
Nigger!
>>157867054Ciryl pls
>>157866883All the following are under 30 (a few are 30)Gable StevesonAbdul-Rakhman YakhyaevNavajo StirlingAteba GautierDamian PinasTy MillerIslam DulatovMichael OliveiraJacobe SmithStanley DorsainvilRong ZhuQuillan SalkilldManoel SousaSean King IIIMarwan RahikiPavel AndruscaKevin VallejosMairon SantosMurtazali MagomedovLuke RileyMarcio BarbosaFelipe LimaLosene KeitaTommy McMillenGabriel SantosAaron PicoJean MatsumotoPayton TalbottCody HaddonEthyn EwingAleksandre TopuriaRei TsuruyaBilal HasanJose OchoaRamaxan Temirov
It's been 4 days since I last heemed my meng please clap
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
Cyril Gena
blame it on the Gane
Ganebros....the guru army is coming for ushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyfAzhWCa5kI'm scared
keep an eye out for a kid named gane. he's gonna be a real problem for your mental health.
Literally ending myself if Hokit doesn't win this can't be happening.
>>157867154You just know that fatso is close to suffering a stroke every time he thinks of Gane.
>>157867154Pouty piggy.
We will be rooting for Gane
Hokit has literally no chance. Dudes been striking maybe a couple years and relies on turning it into a dawlg fight. Ganes to disciplined in his striking
Is dana really hittn that?
>>157866984sexy little pitslut
>>157867192Gane can't really heem though
>the undersized fat cunt will win… this time!
>>157867195what does jelly bean have that i don't?
>>157867242two tight holes
It's been around 3 months since I masterbated properly, like really unleashed my seed. I've done half wanks where a bit of sperm came out but that is really nothing just icing on the cake. And my betting results have only improved. 20 days with no weed or tobacco, eating healthier, i'm almost a new man, a better man than i was last last once months thats for sure, paranoia and intrusive thoughts are nearly gone also. Only problem is im still incredibly unstable. P
Will banning oblique kicks affect the range fighters fight at? Like how conscious are fighters currently of a potential oblique kick?
How come everyone ignored pereira's rape allegations but gable is crucified for his?
yeah that's what we fucking need is one more illegal move for 90 iq retards to freak out over whenever a fighter they hate does anything close to resembling it
>>157867261People only get flammed up if you are attractive and do rapes, if you are ugly people just feel sorry for your loser ass
>>157867195He at least flicked her jelly bean for sure
>>157867195Probably, Dana likes the slutty types. Alot of adult stars rent themselves out to rich guys.
>>157867255Pereira owned the allegations, which increased his terrifying allure as a no nonsense man who heems everyone to get what he wants; Fagle denied the allegations which made him look like a creep + he used a broom and not his own meng, which speaks volumes.
beast of a card
>>157867255Feminists have infiltrated the sport and people hate Jon Jones.
the year is 2030every move that could cause injury has been made illegal in mma
Bo Nigger
>>157867255Sometimes you can just tell>PereiraInnocent man>ConorInnocent man>GableHe did that shit
Nobody would care about the allegations if Gable went out and got a spectacular knock out.What i mean is nobody actually cares about the allegations. People just like to put people down.
Been watching Guru a lot more lately
>>157867351Especially fight society. That guy is such a fairy it looks like hes literally making his videos at the gay bar. Crying about gable desperately trying to get attention. At the end of the day its just allegations bro. I hope one of his gay lovers comes out and accuses him of giving him hiv.
>>157867384who
>>157867141this guy gets it!
>>157867354Unfortunate
