KANGZ GOT EM BOILIN’
what does he know
We NARROWLY avoided having to see Wayne Gretzky blow his brains out on Monday Night Football last night having to sit between Jason Kelce and Pat McAffee
There is a gun under my bed.
>>157865115“Damn mark is embezzling like a motherfucker.”
>>157865120nightmare blunt rotation
coach prime doesn't fuck around. NFL teams could learn from him
A season in shambles
>>157865103You don't understand how dynasties work, due to being retarded
Don't try to steal Aidan O Connell from my Raidies
>>157865120I have been in Jason Kelce's general orbit IRL and he seemed cool/down to Earth. And I say this as a Giants fan who despises the Eagles and everything they stand for.
>>157865143Why what happened to him?
>>157865135He got mad because they called him Coach Primate
That's my QB
>>157865120The fuck is Wayne Gretzky doing at a football game?
>>157865164Watching
Will Harbaugh be the one to fix Famous Jameis?
>>157865163>Bryce buries Stroud>Bryce buries the hammy bitch
why are the iggles so bad at drafting WRs?
>>157865180He wasnt broken before. Last night was the worst ive ever seen him
I remember having a gnarly bail skating once and the doctor said it was an MCL but later said my ACL was half torn. Probably what happened with Dart.
The Nick Foles of the Washington Commanders
some of you are coping right now and need to stop
The giants are signing ryback
>>157865103A dynasty is 3 rings in 5 years. It has been 2 years since our last ring. Any ring we win in the next 3 years is regarded as a continuation of the same dynasty.Brady's rings aren't all considered part of the same dynasty because he went ten years without winning one, not because they weren't all won in a row. The Pats had two separate dynasties a decade apart, 3 early in his career and another 3 later
>>157865210Should’ve known he was cooked when Goodell called him Marcus marioto on draft night
>>157865120>3 Kings legends and Pat McAfee Grim
3 Sophie 3s!
Why is this general so obsessed with this random player who played in the 70s? People are always talking about bussy this and bussy that.
>scatman gets hurt last year>dart gets hurt this yearThose poor Giants fans.
>>157865250Nigga look like Steve Harvey with hair
have they fucked?
You'll never believe who's winning the super bowl this year
>be so bootyblasted the Giants fired your Grandpa that you play murderball against them and take out their QBIs Sean McVay based for this or is this dishonorable football?
Now that the dust has settled:CTE or just nuts?
>>157865123
>>157865199They don't use him much yet. He's basically the WR4. They did this with DeJean his rookie season too.
>>157865123More like Jaxson FART lol
>>157865280Too based for this world
forever da Bears
>>157865280Just based
>>157865321Lol. Legit funny
Completely and Totally Objective Week 2 Power Rankings>(No Seething Allowed Edition OR ELSE You will Go To Jail and Die) 1.) 49ers 2.) Chiefs 3.) Bills 4.) Seahawks 5.) Bengals 6.) Jaguars 7.) Ravens 8.) Vikings 9.) Panthers10.) Saints 11.) Eagles 12.) Raiders 13.) Rams14.) Patriots 15.) Broncos 16.) Lions 17.) Cowboys 18.) Packers 19.) Colts20.) Cardinals 21.) Jets 22.) Steelers23.) Texans24.) Bears25.) Giants 26.) Browns27.) Buccaneers 28.) Titans 29.) Commanders 30.) Chargers 31.) Falcons 32.) Dolphins
>>157865280Pathological narcissism combined with brain damage from playing football
>>157865341>1.) 49ersStopped reading
>6. Justin Herbert 50 league execs don't know ball yet /nfl/ does hmmmmm I'm starting to notice something
>>157865341Saints should be 8 otherwise this is probably the most accurate ranking I've seen
>>157865350because he started using letters?
>>157865356>50 league execs don't know ball yet /nfl/ does yes, as evidenced by your pic
>>157865341Jags too highRavens too highRaiders above PanthersSwap Saints and EaglesLions a bit too highColts too highCards too highJets too highBears too lowChorgers too high
>>157865356He's going to bounce back
Reminder that the Texans would probably have an Owl right now if Bryce Young was their QB
>>157865356>Mahomes >#1 Might as well put Rodgers at #2 in that case if we are just doing legacy ranks kek what a joke
>>157865341Mine is correct.
>>157865385If he was their QB they would have axed him after his abysmal rookie year cause the Texans are retarded and he'd be backing up Maye or some shit
>>157865356>14 Baker Mayfield>31 Deshaun Watson
>>157865321isnt he on trial for shooting some guy?
>>157865394Eagles too highVikings too highCowboys too highJags too high Broncos too highSwap Burrs and Patriots
>"I'm going to beat your white ass down, Mayfield!"
How much would the Giants give up for 2026 QBR leader Drew Lock?
>>157865378No he isn't he's mindbroken and bitchmade mmhmmmm 'fraid so Kiwi tried to tell em mmhmmmm that he did
>QBR
>>157865428Lock was dogshit when he was on the Giants with the exception of one inexplicable virtuoso game against the Colts
>>157865341>>157865394Y'all need to stop overating my ninies. Stop
>>157865448I don't blame Greg Roman but I DO blame Adam "why did I get hired" Gase
>>157865450If he's playing good on the Seahawks he'll play good for anyone, just ask the Broncos and Raiders and get excited for next year's franchise QB.
>>157865462
>>157865483Das rite
>>157865483Based berd bro
>>157865474I blame the whole org. It would be one thing if just herbert was playing bad but the whole offense looks like a clown show. It looks like they just showed up without ever having practiced
>>157865394This is mine
>>157865341chiefs too highlambs are too low, there's no way you can get me to believe they won't stomp the vikings, panthers, saints, bengals, jaguars in a match
>>157865498>Miami that high
>>157865498>chorgersBe serious
>steals the #1 pickNice try, Finsisters
>JO E SHAME acutallyt RECEIVED a a fonctorna contract extensionI LVIE OIN THELL
>>157865506I'm serious, I think they're going to start clicking and turn it around
>>157865498
>>157865356Lots of b_ack QBs at the bottom
>>157865511Some people are just unwilling to make peace with reality.
>>157865511Their schedule is brutal
>>157865483That's more like it
>>157865539They can do it
Broncos planning on giving their fans 4th quarter heart attacks again in seems
>>157865539They'll bear Denver once, Houston, The jest, and they SHOULD be able to beat the dolphins
I genuienly wish i'D FUcking die
>>157865551Bo/payton are always shit in september. Im still hoping the offense will be better as the year goes on
>>157865498>Chorgers>Stoolers >top 15
>>157865498No, that's mine bro
Who’s the first to go?
>>157865593Eagles
I think sucicieie might beht the only way out
>>157865593Chiefs are the weakest of all those teams.
>>157865593Raiders are getting raped by Shuck
>>157865498It would seem you made a mistakeYour 17th ranked team beat your 16th ranked team in a 3 score blowout humiliation just 9 days ago
>>157865498Here is mine. Read it and weep faggots
being a bills fan is like going back in time and buying a first class ticket on the titanic
>>157865565Take a season off, maybe you'll feel healthier next year
I’ve got a hunger for meat that cannot be extinguished
>>157865593They all have favorable matchups this week except the raiders who are playing the saints. That’s probably a coin flip
>>157865508Do we draft Arch?
>>157865608They memed a lucky comeback but the Packers are the better team
>>157865611New York sports fans simply cannot be pleased. You made a world series and won the NBA championship in the last 2 years and that's still not enough.
Remember when the genny used to have the latest news in the OP?I ‘member
>>157865593Bills - black QBBengals - black QBQueefs - indian QBRaiders - Black QBVikings - white QBEagles - white QB49ers - White QBSeahawks - 1 white QB, 1 meme QB
>>157865609Based
>>157865617Go back to rehabbing Gayleb
>>157865147attending a tsizzle concert doesn't count as "being in his orbit"
>>157865135why did I just read the same headline 3 times and nothing explaining it?
>>157865609Avg /nfl/ intellectual
>>157865296>commandersyou could've chosen the nostalgic "redskins", you could've picked the meme "washington football team" and you picked the cringiest of them all
>>157865609This is the actual /nfl/ approved power ranking
>>157865630buffalo and western ny in general is NOT new york city. im absolutely astonished on the percentage of people who dont know this very basic fact.
The best I see for my Commies, no bias W/L
Going purely off vibes since we're absurdly early in the season
>>157865678You tied with the Cards?
>>157865356counter point>14. Baker Mayfield>16. Trevor Lawrence>18. Bo Nix>20. CJ Stroud>21. Daniel Jones>22. Bryce Young>23. Kyler Murraymaybe they know more than you give them credit
>>157865678If the Gints are starting Jameis they're not winning again
>>157865675Mest and Bills fans barely count. Bunch of contrarians
The giants need to tank the remaining of the season and draft ole miss QB...
>>157865684No way the NFC divisional round is just the same teams as last year.
>>157865690Shit. That's an L too
>>157865705>drafting a black qb number onesurely it'll work this time
>>157865627>Elite defense is luckLol
>>157865675>he allows one city to define his entire stateThe absolute literal state of New York
Only true power rankings
>>157865720I'd be surprised but it's genuinely looking like that lolI could see Saints or Cowboys getting in there instead but it's hard to not see all three NFCW teams there
anyone who ranks the jags above 15, especially after losing to the broncucks, don't know ball
>>157865725Packers threw for almost 400 yards in that game and scored 19 points in the first half, it wasn't elite defense they just collapsed
>rasm/buncosTime to find out which one is the fraud.
Jimmy Garoppolo Jake Browning.Brandon Allen .Kyle TraskClayton TuneBrett RypienChris OladokunBailey Zappe list of qb available in free agency for the giants to choose from
>>157865728you think im allowing other people to be retarded?
>>157865751Both but especially the superteam
i'm gonna jack off to /nfl/ power rankings tonight
Do we trade Drew lock for a pick if someone offers? Or is a decent backup too good to pick up in this window?
bills can never be number one, they have no defenseu think they'll put up 41 points in january when the conditions aren't ideal
>>157865758It better be a haul or he's too valuable.
>>157865751bruh it's week three we're just watching for fun
>>157865754Jimmy G is probably the only prospect on that list I'd take over Jameis
>>157865733>4 Vikings>8 Lions>9 RaidersBrother
>>157865757Cool. I myself like big titties but different strokes for different folks.
>>157865754didn't you forget someone?
>>157865749>Muh yards Lol, meaningless stat against an explosive defense. Jordan Love took a fucking beating with getting absolutely crushed for 4 straight 4th quarter drives.Vikings also had a backup QB in all game and Packers are now without their starting RT for the entire season, they're fucked and will likely be last in the division given how shit that oline already was
Here's my power ranking:1. who2. fucking3. cares4. about5. your6. shit7. ass8. copy9. and10. pasted11. power12. ranking13. you14. smart15. ass16. faggot17. also18. if19. you20. dont21. reply22. to23. this24. post25. your26. mother27. will28. die29. in30. her31. sleep32. tonight
>>157865780Nah.
>>157865768>watching for funThat only happens when I watch college or other NFL teams that aren't my team. Every Broncos game I feel like I need a smoke break in between every commercial break to chill. I wish I never got into watching sports.
>>157865771Top 2 defense in the nfl that blew out a division rival and handily shut down anotherVery strong offenseKirk Cousins raiders have looked very solid, we'll see if they keep it up
>>157865754Old ass bumsRather trade for Tua
>>157865097This is the most depressed I've ever been as a giants fan.This is worse than our previous decade of shitty seasons put together. We could've made the wild card, we had all the pieces to actually do something, our roster was the most exciting in the league. I was attached to this specific roster in a way I haven't felt attached before.We told him to slide, we've been telling him to slide for over a year, why didn't he listen?https://nypost.com/2026/09/22/sports/jaxson-dart-could-need-season-ending-surgery-in-giants-update/
>>157865793>slideHe got sacked by like 3 gorillas man.
Dante MooreArch ManningLaNorris SellersJulian SayinDrew MestemakerCJ CarrJosh HooverDarian MensahJayden MaiavaSam LeavittC.J. BaileyBrendan SorsbyTrinidad Chamblisslist of potential qb for the 2027 draft for the giants to choose from
>>157865805ArchFinal answer
>>157865793what would sliding have done to prevent getting his bussy gaped in the pocket
Don't ask me to explain why I hate the Cardinals. I just do.
>>157865793It was absolutely not his fault.
>>157865820fucks your problem take the chiefs off the hate and put in dearly beloved angel
>>157865805>falling for a carr meme again
sliding actually causes more injuries than prevents it
Is Derek Carr still signed to the saints?
>>157865829which hit was worst the Arron rogers hit or the Jaxson dart hit
>>157865844yes and no
>>157865829Yeah I'm a big believer that Dart plays dangerous but this is the worst hit he's ever taken and any QB who's ever made a pass under pressure could have had the same hit>>157865832No your QB looks weird
>>157865834the list is what the list is. I dont make the rules anymoar
>>157865835the league tries as hard as they possibly can to baby the QBs but they simply cannot win unless they scramble every single play and put themselves in the danger zone
>>157865850Winston's always been more entertainingWhat a shit take
>>157865820the bears C is such a shit logo im glad they went back to the bear head. need my bringles to learn a thing or two
>>157865850He just actually hates black people
>>157865847so, you gonna be petty at one of the greatest to ever play the game of football cool beans
>>157865805>Jayden MaiavaHe's my sleeper
dem crablegs was jus axing to be aeten
>>157865864Hated*
>>157865860I can't make my mind up on the helmet logo, the C has been the helmet longer than anyone has been alive but the Bear logo is so goodTotally agreed on the alt Bengals logo
isn't chambliss like 5'9 and built like a ballerina?
>>157865875hes actually 5'10 and 26yo chuddie
>>157865867could be another Caleb Williams in the making but hes from Hawaii and most of their qb are very soft
>shough>pronounced shuck Did I miss something in English class?
>>157865820The Lions and Vikings should be in your bottom tier you pussy faggot
>>157865875>Trinidad Chambliss6'1" 205lbs
>>157865847>No your QB looks weirdBuddy you are a Bears fan
>>157865869mind blown
>>157865873yeah I can see it being a tough choice if you're a fan of the team but as an outsider it's not even close. the bear is maybe the best logo in the sport.
>>157865903
>>157865341Seahawks are 1 until proven otherwise
>>157865850Jameis has got his act together and is a good dude now, and he played that kino game in the snow a few years ago so he's alright in my book.
>>157865539Holy kek they might literally go 0-9
>>157865891Nah I don't hate them that much, Vikings are just consistently funny and the Lions are such an awful team that I don't care>>157865898He IS weird he looks normal>>157865903I'll give you this: If we had a polar Bear alt we should have the bear logo on the helmet for sure
>>157865875isn't chambliss older than Diego Labia?
>>157865917They’ve already proven otherwise though. Cardinals are the Cardinals, and they were trailing Drake Maye for over 3 quarters at home. Not much receiving help outside of JSN. That defense definitely makes them top 5 though
>>157865937Didn't even need to look at what you were replying to to know this was about the Chargers lolFire Harbaugh and McDaniels, trade Herbert to Minnesota for two firsts, get this over with
>>157865781Lol
>>157865917Leave the jeethawks to me.
Old Seahawks, Broncos, and Buccs logos were top tier.
>>157865953The Patriots are the talk of the town because they're weirdly fascinating but I think that people aren't realizing that if Doubs catches that second down pass the narrative right now would be "The Seahawks lost to the Pats and barely beat the Cardinals"The Hawks are a good team but I think they're the third best in their division
>>157865964gonna have another 10/25 115 yard game
>>157865967
>>157865964You play the Rams this week, asshole
Have I ever told this genny that I once fantasized about murdering my team's GM Luigi Mangione style?
>>157865902I think it was his neck actually, not his mind
>>157865953You forgot to add that their running game is pretty unproven
>>157865988no one on /sp/ is playing anyone in anything
>>157865958Herbert having a Stafford like redemption on the Vikings and winning a Superbowl his first year with Flores deciding to stick around for one last run is the most obvious shit that could happen ever
>>157865964>>157865988I expect them to beat the Rams.>>157865976You have a lot of confidence in the substation's thirst being slaked.
>>157865990welcome to the FBI watch list, my friend
>>157865885Caleb has a way better arm and had to be the one to carry USC
>>157865991>samefagging this hardmust be doyer baseball time
It blows my mind that none of these QBless teams are willing to sign Cam Newton.
>>157865997I would imagine your average /sp/ user could probably be a better QB than Cooper Rush
>>157865794>Bills >Super Bowl ChampsWant a slice?
>>157866001>I expect them to beat the RamsI dont.
>>157866002After what I've been subject to I'm pretty sure the feds would want to murder Joe Schoen execution style in the parking lot of MetLife Stadium as well. There is not a single thing I want to do to that asshole that is morally wrong and/or not justified.
>>157866011most of us are in our late 30s and early 40s, we are physically on par with junior high schoolers in terms of athleticism
I could beat up like 3 middle schoolers.
>>157866037Then you can try out for the Steelers
I cant be banned btw.
Karen Williams is underrated. Vision/Contact Balance aren't appreciated enough over explosiveness.
Lets check in on nfl network
>>157865964He's gonna look worse against the Hawks than he did against the chiefs.
>>157865999Unrelated but the best timeline is Chargers firing everyone in the building and then hiring Baboon Flores, who then trades for Lemur Jackson and signs Colin Gorillanick as the back up QB before they all go apeshit on the league
>>157866059>the jags spent a 2nd round pick on a "dual threat" player who has 0 interceptions, 0 offensive touchdowns, and only 2 passes defended in 12 games
>>157866001this is why protein is important in your diet...stop listening to the retard telling you meat is not important
>>157866058Corum >
>>157866059It was over for NFL Network the second they merged with Disney Sports. A shame, really. I preferred their NFL Draft coverage
>>157866081is that better or worse than the MHJ pick
>>157866086With jews you lose.
>>157866083carnivore diet faggots have 100% higher cancer rates
>>157866090>MHJ
>>1578660956 of your 12 superbowls
>>157865609at last I truly see
>>157866090worse because they traded up and legit thought he'd fill 2 holes
>>157866111>DUV-ack
>>157866112>lips
>>157866115>and legit thought he'd fill 2 holes
I never cared about football when I was a kid so my dad never got to talk to me about the Patriots when we were on our insane run but now that I'm an adult and a big fan of it he talks to me about how the team is doing literally everything wrong just like he talked to his friends about it when we were on our big runBrings a tear to my rear
>>157866112Trade him to the Chiefs already
So far this is the most insane thing to happen this seasonGenuinely never seen anything like it
>>157866112His lips are the size of michelin tires
>>157866004>had to be the one to carry USCHe didn't carry them anywhere lol
>>157866090I think MHJ is worse based on the fact Puka and JSN were from the same draft and went to division rivals. Hunter still has time to make an impact.
bringles
>>157866135did he died?
>>157865997I had a softball game yesterday
>>157866004And we all know how that ended kek
protip: you don't get to just abbreviate anyone's name, nobody knows who you're talking about when you do that shit
>>157866149They sure hope so
>>157866149a J. Daniels died, unclear which one
>>157866140>>157866155Caleb would rip your pens off if you said that to him irl
>>157866159literally one guy itt has his name abbreviated
>>157866170Get off /sp/ you're supposed to be playing right now PCGay
>>157866159disgusting non-ball knower
>>157866159dont be embarrassed
>>157865794>Lions making the playoffsFucking lol
>>157866155bitch ass nigga
>>157866193The Queens are frauds you'll see when GX has a biblical showing this week
>>157866197best one yet
>>157865894Never trust those college height listings. He looks 6 foot flat I'd say he's same as Baker Mayfield
Flacco to the gnats
2026 NBA Finals2026 NHL Finals2026 World Series2026 World Cup2026 US Open2026 PGA Championship2026 Daytona 5002026 Kentucky DerbySuper Bowl MCMLXXXVIXMCLVXIVWait, let me call up my 2000 year old Roman uncle for a translation... Ahh.. He says that is Super Bowl 75. Okay, great. There have been 75 super bowls. Great. No one cares. I really don't care how many Super Bowls there have been. It is completely irrelevant how many there have been. What matters is what year it was played.So.. what year was Super Bowl 75? Wait.. let me look up the first Super Bowl to find the year it was played in. Then let me add 74 to that year. Okay, so, I think I know what year Super Bowl 75 was played in. I could be off by a year because math and other reasons. But, you know what would make the most common sense? Here's an idea... just call it the fucking 2026 Super Bowl, you dizzy pretentious bimbos.
Rate this tackle
>>157866305Why is Trevor Lawrence that high?
Football is going to be obsolete once I can have AI generate a full season of games for my shit team complete with highlights and news from around the league. We'll finally win a superbowl and the NFL can kiss my ass.
>>157866135>never seen anything like it Didn’t he do that like last year also
>>157866377he's white so he isn't concerned with legal trouble
>>157866135look at that enhanced weenus
>>157866377The quality of quarterbacks in the nfl has fallen off a cliff.
>>157866380It's wild people actually think this way Abt women tho.
For the AFC it feels like another Mutthomes year, unless Burrow can manage to not strain his pussy then it's the Bengals. He's the closest thing to Tom Brady in the cold but he's just usually on IR by that point. Bills of course look like the best team in September but we've all seen this movie before. My darkhorse is the Jags just cuz they're really hard to get a read on. Lawrence is a lot better than anyone gives him credit for btw.NFC is much less interesting to me. The best case scenario here is for some non-Iggles team in the East to actually make a postseason run, or for the Burrs to do it. If not it's a worst coast faggot show.
>>157866402>>157866305Nicks posting here huh
>>157866058He has terrible ball security
>>157866402>lawrence is better than anyone gives him credit formaybe because he goes 11/20 for 120 yards and an int against a team that mahomes a week ago threw 2 touchdowns on
>>157866400That's just a completely ridiculous thought too, youd have to be a moron to think that's the case. Women didn't need AI to become obsolete.
>>157866413I'm actually much higher on Burrow. I think he's the best QB in the NFL in the winter, and I don't think there's a close second. But he's injury prone and a notoriously slow starter in the heat. All the Bengals ever need to do is *make* the playoffs with Joe in one piece.
>>157866413His people have been posting on 4chan for a long time, mostly /pol/ but they branch out.
>>1578663708/10 cat primate will never try that hurdling bullshit again
>>157866425As a QB I personally believe burrow has never not had training wheels in the form of generational receiving talent. This goes back to when chase and jettas were carrying his LSU team to a natty. Then he gets to keep chase after a rookie season on IR let's the Bengals draft one of his college crutches.
>>157866305Actually delusional
>>157865850He deserved it
>>157866009>>157866449
>>157866440This is stupid. He's the most accurate arm in the NFL by a lot. He throws his receivers open regularly. Joe's flaw is UC play. It's Mahomes, Allen and Joe, in any order. And the drop off to 4th is massive.
>>157866413Yes he was >>157862932
>>157866454Everyone focused on the Chase catch this weekend, but Joe dropping it on the pylon on time was a ridiculous throw.
>>157866383His team didn't ditch him
>>157866454Hds a good QB top 5 even when he's not injured but I wouldn't call him the closest thing to Brady. Chase opens up a lot on that offense and when he didn't have chase during chases injuries he had higgins man. Every other elite QB has had struggles with weaker receivers. Mahomes, Allen, Lamar and they made do at MVP levels of play. Just saying burrow has not had that in his career.
is gayleb okay? it doesnt look good...
Like break out those burrow Brady comparisons when burrow brings a team to an owl win turning Julian edelman into a Superbowl MVP, I just do not think burrow is that kind of QB.
>>157866470I said he's the closest thing to Brady "in the cold". Brady got better the colder it got. Almost everyone in the NFL plays worse in the cold. Burrow is the only QB who is essentially unbeatable below freezing. Eli Manning, Brett Favre, they had a little bit of that in em, but Tom Brady was the most ruthless killer in the cold. Burrow is the closest thing currently playing. And I'm not sure how anyone could argue it.
>>157866492
Packers finna have a top 5 defense once Micah comes back. Mhm, 'fraid so
>>157866504Mahomes is 9-1 in sub 30 temperatureBurrow is 8-2 sub 40 temperature. Allen is 14-2 in sub 32 temperature Lamar is 8-2 in his top 10 coldest matches sub 36. Are we talking about bulk production stats here or?
>>157866501Nobody was making those comparisons. Brady was great *all the time*. Burrow is just okay for half the season, and then becomes amazing in the cold. We have several years of him doing the same thing. Stat sheets do not lie.
>>157866439And there it is
>>157866135Closest I can think of is Brady trying to high five anyone around him and no one paying attention. This is crazy realizing that when a guy gets seriously hurt even players from the other team will even walk over to check on him, you even see it in rivalry games. You see the oline sometimes seem like they give up on protecting a guy they don't like but those are always situations where the guy is a shithead and is being forced out anyways. I never heard anything about them disliking Daniels like that.
>>157866526Cool stat, who are Mahomes and Allen's losses to?
>>157866538One of those cold games the Bengals were manhandling the Bills but Tee Higgins murdered Hamlin in cold blood. So it of course doesn't count.
>>157866538Mahomes Brady AFCCG loss 2018Broncos October 2023, is that the flu game? Allen 2018 jets during rookie season2026 broncos playoff loss four turnover kek
>>157865199Surprised a team picked him
>>157866556Mahomes and Allen both have losing records in the cold against the Joe Burrow Bengals.
>>157865199Chris Simms rated Denzel Boston as his #1 receiver
Now that the dust has settled, what is /nfl/'s read on Marvin Harrison Jr? Does he just not give a shit about the Tards, or is he just really shit and among the biggest busts in NFL history? For me, I'd love to trade for him, if it didn't cost much, cuz I refuse to believe he really just went to shit out of the blue.
>>157866573Coldest loss was the 2022 regular season which was a temperature short of below freezing. None of his losses to burrow were below freezing games. The other two were at 40 degreesFor Mahomes . For Allen none of those games at kickoff were freezing either though it did dip below freezing in two of them at points. The snowing ones.
>>157865341Ravens way too high
mahomes and playing himself out of the hall of fame. name a better duo
I'm rooting for Shough n Fuck because of how universally hated his draft selection, it's crazy how everyone was ready to write him off before even taking a snap.
Shitting on niggers heads
>>157866019ANON NO
>>157866096Don't care
>>157865845The Dart hit ended his season. Rodgers hit gave us foomble kino.
>>157866037>we are physically on par with junior high schoolersand yet if i date one everyone loses their minds
Josh Allen buck status?
I say a prayer every night that I'll wake up in the morning as a girl.
>>157866632Mahomes could retire today and he's already in the hall of fame. It'd be impossible to play yourself out of the HoF at 2nd all time playoff wins. Furthermore Kenneth walker over the next 3 seasons will get him to top 10 all time in regular season wins. He's 30 wins away from that point. I know it was a funny haha joke earlier in Mahomes career before 2022 and 2023, but now it's just moot.
My radies
>>157866702SKOL*clap*SKOL*clap*SKOL
Do any currently active quarterbacks besides Rodgers/Mahomes/Stafford make the HOF? Everyone else feels a long way off.
>>157866738I think Allen likely does, he'll probably finish top 10 in rushing touchdowns but could end up memeing his way to top 5, combine that with where he'll likely end up all time in passing and other QB stats, I think he makes it in as a generational type talent Superbowl or not.
What's the deal with Brock Purdy. When are people allowed to talk about him.
>>157865218>MIA is tankingfalse, they can't even get that right5 wins (and a wasted first round pick) incoming
>>157866738Lamar
I just realized a Detroit Lions QB is HC of the Saints. I thought this guy was the Saints OC. And the most mind blowing thing to me is that he buck broke every black player on the Ravens roster. Ravens players and fans thought they were Super Bowl contenders with a mastermind coaches on offense and defense until they played the Saints.
>>157866804>5 winsanon...
>>157865684>first championship ever won by a team of fourth stringers with bones hanging on by threadsi'll allow it
>>157865498>Lions below Falcons
>>157866702If you end up a pretty girl someday remember this post because I would totally cuddle with you on Sundays and we could watch our favorite football teams together. You can be my gf and we can enjoy the cold football months indoors. I will worship your shenis, and I will treat you fair. I’ll cook for you and make you feel safe
>>157866738Lamar and Allen
>>157866702Go Saints btw
>>157866793*Siiiiiiips* The real thinking football fans dark house GOAT take is Drew Brees, yep
>>157866767>>157866810NTA you are replying to but damn yall swallowed that bait hook line sinker
>>157866492topkek
>>157866834gooooooooooo steelers!
>>157866851I mean its just the factual take. Bit wild Josh Allen is 18 rushing tuddies away from top 10, and 38 away from passing Adrian Peterson for top 5. He'll likely finish very high in other statistics. Given that Allen is a one of a kind quarterback in NFL history he's basically a shoe in for the hall. Even if he doesn't win a ring in my opinion.
>>157866793excuse me i was told dak isn't clutch
>>157866793that team had mac fucking jones looking like a competent NFL QB last yeari'm convinced shanahan could coach a literal poopsock to the playoffs, what should i care that some 7th round joe rando is succeeding or something?
*destroys a queefie’s home*
>>157866879>itoddler
>>157866879imagine if it destroyed faggothead stadium
All these QB injuries make me wonder why teams didn’t draft a 3rd string backup in the 7th round to carry the torch. It can’t be that hard
Derrick Henry is legitimately the only reason I see that Josh Allen doesn't retire #3 all time rushing touchdowns in NFL history. Henry isn't showing any signs of slowing down at #3 with 126 touchdowns. Josh allen absolutely passes Marcus Allen at 123 for 4th all time.
>>157866879Thank you Mr Tornado! Keep up the hard work!
>>157866885>erm you’re using the wrong ProductDo goyim really
>>157866891huge quality dropoff at that point, might as well just pull guys off practice squads/scrap heap at that pointover/under on phillip rivers starts this year?
>>157866702
>>157866879Thie isn't florida and tornadoes aren't hurricanes. The chiefs fan will get a nice insurance payout and will be able to buy a much nicer house
>>157866910Says you
Imagine being a flyoverHow depressing
Got a high five from a mascot in the stadium and it made my day
>>157866921Well. That's not accounting for the meth heads that don't have homeowners insurance but they're likely renting anyways and will likely bitch about not having renters insurance
>>157866952Very cool anon
>>157866952Based 9 year old
>>157866952
>>157866949Imagine not getting the sickest flyovers that you can see without even being at the game. Every Saturday and Sunday during football season I sit and wait for the flyovers on my porch. It's so cool. The only positive thing I can say about living in Colorado.
>>157866974>faking an injuryoh look, found austin jackson's night job
>>157866974I want that Ravens blanket
>>157866974>naming your team after a pedo who raped and molested his 13 year old cousin and then killed her when she couldn't have kidsgrim
>>157866952MODS
>>157866879kek this happens regularly
>blogpost alert I’ve been seeing this girl. One of the prettiest young women I’ve ever been with, really sweet. One issue though. She has a prosthetic leg. I feel like pretty soon we are gonna have sex for the first time and I’ve never done anything like this. It’s not like I haven’t prepared myself. We’ll my making out in my car and I’ll put my hand on her jeans and there’s just a rod..it’s weird man but I can’t like let her know it makes me feel weird to think about her leg when messing around because that would be a douche move. I really don’t know what to do. Is it recommended to remove the prosthetic before sex? Idk might be kinda hot I’ve yet to see her nub Go Seahawks btw
>>157867051>>>/adv/>>>/r9k/Go attention whore and trauma dump over there
>>157866879kek this will never stop happening
>Brock Purdy says NFL quarterbacks can’t actually see where they’re throwing nearly 40% of the time, and explains why processing information is more important than having a strong armYou could probably just ask qbs the breakfast question and cut out 90% of the busts just with that
Tornado alley actually shifted more southeast into Arkansas due to climate change in recent decades
>>157865964Bloody benchod bix nood how dare you mock Bharat's team.
>>157867087Of course they can't see shit. There are like 7 guys a foot taller than them blocking their view in front of them
STOP BULLYING CALEB
>>157867087>the breakfast questionhuh?
>>157867102Kek so Maxx is a pussy too?
>>157867109don't entertain olympus guild members
>>157867113Maxx is a bussy hunter
>>157867113you wouldn't call him that to his face
>>157867087So Bryce Young has no excuses
>>157866998based
>>157867113That zesty fella got down with the homo country singer
>>157867132are you saying he's violent?
>>157866952>>157866974How much do Mascots even make? It seems like a job thats fun af
>>157867109How would you feel if you didn't have breakfast this morning
>>157867171A fairly liveable wage depending on what state they live in. Not 6 figures or anything but they could make it work
>>157865356OooOOOooo, you got Sam Darnold at 14!
I think Herbert had the potential to be truly elite but for one reason or another he's Zach Wilson with a better arm now
>>157867177but I did have breakfast
>>157867183Congrats, you passed. It's a trick question. Good job on having the most important meal of the day =)
>>157867186Nice try Schomo, but snarffing down a bowl of Goyflakes™ in between exiting the shower and driving to the office isn't the same meal as a big plate of bacon, eggs, homefries, and oranges after doing farm-work since 4am.
Catch. The. FUCKING. ball.
*sigh*need cum in my ass
>>157867236Trip on, Temujin.
just bit the inside of my cheek bros... say a prayer for me...
>>157867303Did you scream like a banshee, fall to the floor and clutch your cheek when it happened?
>>157867113No but he has the nigga pass so he's defending a brotha
>>157867230shant
>>157867309The rolls are what got me
>Sean Payton had a midget melty over the Seahawks beating him McDaniels first game coaching >Accused Seattle of cheating because they watched and compiled twitter camp videos released publicly Fucking keeeeekkkk, we honestly should never forgive this mental fuck for holding brees career back. With a real head coach Brees wins 3 minimum. Andy Reid could've went to the saints after 2012 if the mental midget wasn't holding the team hostage.
>>157865805>Dante MooreDucks fan here. Stay far far away. (You) have been warned.
My reaction when i remember >bustin sherbert
>>157865834Not related to Derek and David you ass
>>157865805I hope Sayin becomes an elite QB so I can call him Super Saiyan
>the afc south + nfc south combined are 3-13why are they all so eternally shit?
>>157865805>Trinidad chambliss Now this is an elite benchriders name I expect a long backup career from chambliss.
>>157867405Southern bois gud at getting buck broken
