Utah Edition Last time >>157858432
>>157865959>>157865941he should be drinking a Labatt or a Molson's>or a Kokanee, maybe
Utah!
TUSKS UP
>The Usedbased
>>157865966The Canucks are going to do what the Penguins did last year in surprising the entire league.
Lanks looks gassed holy.Valuable lesson for the AHL team. Flames are a really bad NHL team and they’re getting dog walked rn.
>>157865971I made that like a year ago lol but only managed to circumvent my ban today
Flames are only beating the Canucks ahl team by 3 goals
>forced to deal with vegas feed because the sharks broadcasters are still gorging on cupcakes
>most dangerous lead in the city of Los Angeles
>>157866003cool gif, mind if I save it?
Why did they drop the Coyotes name with the move?
>>157865983They were doing fine for two periods this is going to look way worse for Calgary for the fact they got held back for two periods with 20 plus shots. Canucks will take the small victories to grow from.
>>157865989That's interestingDo you have a favorite Canadian made lager?>I don't drink anymore but when I did I thought American pale lagers were gross, I probably still do
Huomenta but the opposite
>>157866027Gary wants to put it back in Phoenix >within the next twenty years
>>157866017for some reason the nhl has a ton of these with different players on giphy
>>157865994canucks still don't have a goalie
>>157866031night, pookie
>>157866049Cope. Demko has been week-to-week since 2024 and will surely be back any day now.
>>157866060it's a shame the nucks didn't invest in latvian goaltending
>>157866003sharks still look like an amalgamation of hockey players more than a teamsigning warsofsky was a mistake
>>157866060Goalies get mental illness all the time and Demko is next
>not moving the Coyotes to Reno
>>157866093I went to Reno once. It does not look anything like that
>>157866078ullmark spread the autistic mental illness bug
>>157866097it could
What ever happened to tiji ignla
>>157866077it's pretty messy. probably doesn't help that it looks like they're only playing 1.5 real lines tonight.
>>157866132is he not on the bench?
>>157866027because the old loser owner wanted to keep the IP to sit on and do nothing with
>>157866041>>157866158Lame. I liked this guy.I mean, I guess maybe he'll come back if Gary has his way, but will it be the same?
>>157866153Maybe I’m not sure
>SEG released a Qualtrics poll featuring the 20 name finalists. The options included Black Diamonds, Blast, Blizzard, Canyons, Caribou, Freeze, Frost, Fury, Glaciers, Utah HC (Hockey Club), Hive, Ice, Mammoth, Mountaineers, Outlaws, Powder, Squall, Swarm, Venom, and Yeti.
>>157866178You know what? I can accept this.
>>157866175I also like that weird thing. I tried to look recently on sideline swap for any old practice jerseys with it I could wear to open skates, but they were all stupidly expensive. Might still order a bootleg one from China anyway
>>157866186really? that's very gracious of you
The 2027 draft is reportedly the worst yet.
>>157866184Well Mammoth was certainly top 4 of that list. Lot of bullets dodged in that pool.
>>157866190It's worse than that. I've already begun imagining an entire Hello Kitty universe style branding for these guys.Hire me Gary!
>>157866201Maybe I have a chance then? :3
>>157866209What are your intangibles?
>>157866218Unknown!
>>157866207gary stopped growing the game™ in japan a long time ago
>>157866207You should join the intern program is your eligible
>>157866030Not really a beer guy but this is prolly my fave. Made in Victoria BC
>>157866221Daryl sutter used to play in Japan
>>157866218I will attract a lot of media attention after my post game interviews which will generate fan interest in the team
>>157866229nice, Victorian-made that's a pretty popular beer in Boise
Flames got scored on by the Canucks ahl team
>>157866184If only they had chosen yeti
Mesa Jar Jar Binks
anyone else sad this is the end of the saddledome. But we still have the memories
>>157866252I think that the SEG should make a new mascot, an "Abominable Snowman" whose name is "Abe"and, he carries around a club, his Utah Hockey Club>it's just hokey enough that that Mormons will fall head over heels for it image is related but only vaguely
>>157866262
I really wanna do some drugs right now
Imagine being McDavid and marrying some roastie instead of just going to 365 different sorority parties a year
>>157866306Don't let your dreams be memes.
>>157866307Okay I imagined it now what?
>>157866306Drugs Are Bad
Hour 32 of not smoking weed
>>157866324Time is kinda bad also
>>157866328nothing wrong with a T break
/hoc/ is slowly dying.
>>157866336I quit my job as a garbage truck driver last week and half the places that are hiring do piss tests
First time hearing Living on a Prayer this season.
this sharks/knights game is embarrassing
>>157866307i don't think leon would approve of that
/hoc/ isnt just dying it’s being buried alive.
>>157866353
>>157866332>"The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.">"Time is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.">"The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.>"If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done."
>>157866353it's some kind of contest to see who can hit each other's skates the most, but at least there are guys taking shots for a change.
>>157866361Preseason barely just began, and it's already over.
>>157866361oh, shush/hoc/ is doing fine>it's still off season, 6 7 days left
I feel like I'm going to get vertigo every time I watch a Sharks home game.
>>157866371might sneak in a cheeky unscreened wrist shot from the wheelhosue every now and then just to get a little crazy
>>157866349i though most places stopped testing for weed
>>157866381Literally there’s only like 5 active posters left
>>157866408does that make you feel uncomfortable
>>157866408i'm three of themsoon it'll just be you and me bucko
>>157866416Just saying maybe you should’ve treated the normal posters here with a little more respect. I leave and come back months later and it’s a ghost town here.
>>157866428we're three days into the preseason you fucking baby calm down
My team doesn't play again until Thursday, and I don't care about other teams preseasons.
holy fuck this my knighties vs sharkies game is 2 retards fighting meme
>>157866428>east coast is sleeping>midwest stumbling home >mountain time zone is whiskey drunk>pacific is finishing dinner and ordering more beers World Still Spinning, bb
If the flames win and no one is watching does it still count?
>the normal posters here
>>157866467I watched and I'm seething about it. My Nuckies deserved better.
>>157866428Don't worry. I was watching him the entire time. He was very respectful. We even went for a walk in the park, and he did his business, and didn't even boo the ducks.
>>157866468Like it or not many of the people you bullied off this board actually talked hockey.
>>157866460shut up fag
>taking TBG on his walkies
ah yessir
>>157866459sharks edge out vegas on the pathetic-ness meter because they are actually playing people that will make the team
Flames owner is now a vice chairman. Kneel before us.
>>157866497yea
>>157866495You gonna start up a new save file for some FF6
>>157866510we love love LOVE terra here
>>157866077how much of a difference does a coach even make in the NHL? You need more of the youth to actually take charge and that retard grier to stop adding overpaid losers like Nurse and Trouba.
Who's the faggot with the Trouba
>>157866544they seem to be far too focused on set plays then try to force them instead of improvising which was an issue from the outset of last season, it's obviously something warsofsky is drilling into them
>>157866550You're asking for Trouba with that kinda talk.
>>157866543for me, it's Celes, then Terra
>>157866553their issue is that they depend on Celebrini to go anywhere, and have no defense at all. They're all run and gun.
my bro built a kefka deck and it's fucking cancer
>>157866559how was your summer bud
>turn based combat
>>157866555no one asked
>>157866559trouba and nurse should unironically help with developing the blueline by yeah, the offense is way too top heavyit's like warsofsky is trying to force the other lines into working off set plays because he doesn't trust their own playmaking skills instead of being a real coach and coaxing that out of them. his whole thing was supposedly working well with youth so fucking work with them
>>157866555checked
>>157866568>>157866428
>>157866555
Imagine all the overdose deaths if the Nucks win it all this year
>>157866582if you are using trouba and nurse as mentors on your blue line, we need to have a conversation about how retarded the Sharks are then.
>>157866587beefing up the Thief to the Ninja is so worth it
im glad people are checking posts/hoc/ is healing
sharkiesSCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>157866586someday /hoc/ will finally give my bud the respect he deserves
>>157866602I take my work seriously, cause /hoc/ is a serious place
holy shit the sharks have finally found out how to capitalize on a bad rebound, this surely wasn't a fluke
>when i grab my big isles
>>157866618Don't worry, it is still preseason. They still have plenty of time to get all those good habits out of their system.
>>157866598have you SEEN orlov on this teamliterally any warm body with defense experience is an upgrade
>>157866633i have. that doesn't mean trouba and nurse are any better
>>157866643>schizoing out over hockey
>>157866651>2 sticker sheets insidewhat a bargain
its ogre sharksbros
wait is hockey back? i post here every day and just noticed
>most dangerous draw in Saint Joe
and askarov is still shit high blocker, wonderful
>>157866651i wouldn't like bob as a #1C or even a 2C he racks dissipirine
>>157866666
>>157866662nah it's pre sesh
uh oh, Deseretuh oh
>the sharks are playing Astaroth
>Deseret
>fourfull draw in Chilliwack
Something I've noticed, Lots of real masculine, white, cowboy types are throwing there hat in for the Oilers. I work at a convenience store and was working the register when one of these cowboys came to check out, had to be at least 6'6, square jaw, bright blue predator eyes, and a huge bulge in his jeans. "You see Gaudreau died?" He asked as he passed me a pack of XL Magnum condoms. "I was a Flames supporter during the Johnny Hockey years but I became disillusioned after so many early playoff exits." After I rang up his gigantic condoms, as he was walking out the door, he said something about cyclists ruining drunk driving for everyone else. I don't know what he meant by that though. 10 minutes later a short fat tawny individual with a dirty shirt and a Flames cap covering his balding head comes waddling up to the register, very ugly man.He stands up on his tippy toes to hand me a box of extra small condoms, starts complaining about the Oilers lottery luck or some nonsense, he even mumbled something about Gary's ethnicity under his breath, very incoherent. Now l'm not a huge hockey guy myself, so I have nothing to gain either way, but it's just interesting to see the types that support the Oilers, and those who support the Flames.
try carrying the puck in on the right wing then passing it to the center (covered) again sharks, surely this time it will work
Why hasn’t Canada been nuked yet?
>>157866708idk, quebec here, when i drive drunk and i almost run over a cycliste i just stop, say sorry and suggest he wears a hivis top and add stickers because he was hard to see and wish him a good day as he thanks mewe have to share the road l, but i don't have a 10/10 vision
>>157866708man, that's a lot of words
>>157866724and people say french canadians are mean
>>157866720operational concernscanada is so thick and long that you can't nuke it just once and deal overthink stroking motion not hard pulls
>>157866720>Huh? Syrup?
USA stands for United States of Epstein
>>157866736canadians hear about nuclear armageddon and immediately think of stroking long throbbing penises let that sink in
>>157866746Meanwhile American be drooling bout bbc and blacked
this North American xenophobia will not stand what would your EU members think of such talk?
>>157866746
>>157866708>Something I've noticed, Lots of real masculine, white, cowboy types are throwing there hat in for the Oilers.Can confirm.
>>157866745Canada stand for Can of stupid!
>>157866777checked
>>157866777>>157866788Racking up the checks
Who's gonna get the pretend Garypoint?
>>157866801More publicity leaflets from the Canadian Ministry of Truth
>>157866815Dude why is this game even going on this long???
We will never be the 51st state in america we will be the 28th state in the eu
>>157866825well, most of us don't want that anyway, you big bb
>>157866823shart is on fire in the preseason
>>157866835Americans want us to be the 51st state for our rich potash. Whoever controls the flow of potash controls the world. Without it there is no farming.
>>157866835it only took 1 nhl off season for you to become the laughing stock of the internet again.
>>157866844Jen
>>157866841Dude why is he already doing good?
>>157866843Uh huhand the current flow of oil has made that a trifling matter, to be fair
>>157866854I think you meant Utah
>>157866850two months watching montages of himself in the playoffs>>157866854the hilarious thing is that hormuz is also the world's primary route for fertiliser.
OH COME THE FUCK ON
best i can do is a weak little shovel vaguely towards the net off a give and go boss, sorry
>>157866860Americans don’t even know the capital of Canada
>>157866860and let's not forget the Houthis and Saudi Arabiathat place is always a cluster fuck>>157866865it's London
absolutely zero creativity from these kids on sj
>More people died through Canada’s assisted dying program than were killed with guns in the United States, including /hoc/ related suicides
>>157866893I see a lot of candidates for the Barracuda's roster tonight
>>157866895Carter hart played really good. Just hang in there with me.
KWAB the san jose sharks lost to literal whos toknight ft. carter "couldn't get hard" hart
>>157866895It’s called dying with dignity same with euthanizing the old farm dog
>>157866911i was hopeful from how they ended last season but i can see now this team is going to fucking suck
>>157866911grim for weak coast /hoc/
>>157866917eh, it's vegas. sharks aren't allowed to beat them.
>>157866895Crohns and colitis isnt curable so they should be acceptable as incurable illness that allows someone to be applicable to the program
>>157866931You're not going to get any argument from me. I'm all for Canadian suicide. I just think it is funnier when it is because of a playoff game.
>>157866934Nothing wrong with 4am prayer
It’s called being neurodivergent meanwhile the alberta government is getting rid of aish for forcing me to work a job despite not working for 10 fucking years so I don’t even have a resume record Canada is literally falling apart.
we don't condone suicide here
>>157866953Retard
>>157866947Inshallah, brother
6 days until opening night
>>157866962Okay who will hire me? I’m almost 30 with no record of working in the last ten years.
>>157866895literally not even true and 99.9% of those people were going to fucking die anyway
>>157866971Make shit up in your resume
>>157866947indeed, serious christians have been doing that for many centuries.imagine not observing matins and lauds
>>157866975Everyone will for some day
>>157866971No one, you are old now. They would rather hire an international "student"
>>157866981I hope I get to see my team win a cup before then.
>>157866927>58-5-1 all time or somethingkek
>>157866981Sure but I don't know what that has to do with lying about statistics
>>157866971just put businesses that have permanently closed retard people used to do this shit here with circuit city and toys r us
>>157866975>Deaths from assisted dying: 16499>Deaths from firearm homicide: 15364Shit, you're right, I actually implied that it included gun related suicides. That is so much worse than I had initially thought.
The demiurge just recycles your soul to feed on and sends you back to earth anyways
>>157866989Killing grandma because you can’t pay your welfare benefits is sad
>>157866986Which team?
>>157866941>newfag exposes himself again episodejen kek even
Canada is the greatest country on earth. Elbows up.
>>157866993>Provisional CDC data estimate 42,348 total firearm-related deaths in 2025, down about 5% from 2024>>157867000You can't euthanize someone against their will
>>157867000>if you dont pay your taxes your a bad persongood goym
>>157867004The Vancouver Canucks!
>>157867019Don't worry, they can treat you.https://www2.gov.bc.ca/gov/content/health/accessing-health-care/home-community-care/care-options-and-cost/end-of-life-care/medical-assistance-in-dying
>>157867019Ooof I got some bad news for you
why is anon pretending assisted suicide is controversial when it's available in almost any rich society, including his own
>be american>travel to california to maid>get shot
>>157867029Because the usa is a techno Christian authoritarian state.
Banana Puck when
>>157867065please no
>>157867065I’m surprised some retards didn’t already start this
Canada needs to vote pierre
>>157867065will they do cute dances like the banana ball guys?
pierre? I hardly know her!
>>157867093Will that cuck even lead the party by next election
>>157867111Yes hes based
>>157866777>Ireland>Anglo
>>157867117RETARD
>skoog
>>157867107I only pierre because my bladder is empty.
>>157867100the hurricanes already do those fucking fags kwab *
>>157867115Idk about that
>>157867100https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEfdUqLWeYs
>>157867152
>>157867065Isn't 3ICE the bananaball of hockey?
>>157867205hockey is the bananaball of hockey in the usa
>>157867065Someone show this to gary
>>157867211is that why the canadian teams can't beat the american teams?because of bananas?
learned that it's olen
catching up on raw oba is so undeniably gigadimes and based
>>157867270
>>157867286knights won tranny kwab so did vince
>>157867297yes he won kwaboty very true
now this is a great photo of celebini
>>157867297Knights should do this challenge to clean out their ass because they are a bunch of fags
>>157867319knights org doesn't use ai kwab
>>157867319>take the CHALLENGE!okay what do I win?>NOTHING! okayi'd still do it tho
>>157867319How can you tell it's AI?
>>157867319>add two piss beers for 36 bucks
>>157867336Takes a real canadian to figure out why you should not try
>muh piss beer!!!!!!drinking busch lights rn
>>157867435That'll be 18.99 plus tip
was eleven bux for a 12 pack. prolly finna drink em all :)
>>157867490Didn’t ask
>>157867319>2 tallboys for $40 + tipenough gare
>>157867551paid less than that for 12 7% vodka sodas
>>157867538true we don't ask here
>>157867573we don't ask and we don't tell
>>157867578oh we do tell
>>157867583oh do we? do tell
Seattle Kraken
>>157867608
Personally I'm not very fond of:P. K. SubbanMalcolm SubbanGivani SmithGemel SmithWayne SimmondsRyan ReavesDarnell NurseK'Andre MillerKeegan KolesarEvander KaneSeth JonesJordan GreenwayAnthony DuclairQuinton ByfieldMatt DumbaLucas RaymondAdam FoxJack HughesQuinn HughesLuke HughesZach HymanJason ZuckerRyan StromeDylan StromeLuke KuninJarome IginlaJakob ChychrunAndre BurakovskyMark FriedmanChase PriskieJasper WeatherbyJake WalmanAuston MatthewsMika ZibanejadNazem KadriEthan BearZack WhitecloudCarey PriceT.J. OshieBrandon MontourTravis HamonicNick SuzukiRyan SuzukiJason RobertsonKailer YamamotoLuke ProkopTBGOliver KylingtonJordan SpenceTij Iginla
don't care about those guys except i do also hate trb
>>157867652>Mark FriedmanHe lost in the finals against my team last season. He fancies himself as a real agitator.
>>157867652it appears they all have something in common... they're all hockey players!
