Dan KK edition >Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dPrevious thread >>157846024
Hopefully Aonishiki can put a swift end to that pretender Kinbozan's pitiful yusho ambitions.
Gee Onokatsu, how come you get to have TWO wedgie breaks?
i saw sadanoumi's pingas
>>157867315KK and to trenches with him
niggatame bros, what's happening...
>>157867315
I predict Fujinokawa will henka Onosato.
China status?
>>157867355>The topknot sends its regards
>>1578673592 days in a row?!? I'm so hyped for this shit.
Earth shattering monster pops for Fujinokawa and Atami
>>157867379Back to Makuuchi, likely.
Bold predictions for tonight:Shishi wins still without any gameplan.Ura clown moves lose him the fight.Kirishima beats Atamifuji out of spite.Roga sends off Zak to his 6-9 scoreFujinokawa ends yokozuna hype
Aoiyama on abema with Yoshikaze
Aoiyama looks like he's wearing a fat suit like Fat Bastard from Austin Powers
>>157867460hebe
Chiyoshoma just got schooled by some Juryo who, it's over
>>157867460>>157867443how does one achieve this physique?
That's my boy Dewanoryu. Shut your dirty whore mouth.
>>157867477Drink lots of milk?
Demote Oho to the rank of guy who holds the salt basket.
Oho, more like Oh No
oho, whatever happened there?
>>157867495him and moriurara could swap places and nobody would notice
>>157867475That's Temuulen Tumurbaatar for you, negro. His favorite foods are Yakiniku and Mongolian cuisine, his favorite artists are Guca Owl and AK-69, his favorite manga is Kingdom, his hobby is watching martial arts, his favorite basketball player is LeBron James, and his favorite book is I Want to Eat Your Pancreas.
Seriously, what the fuck? He's got to be dealing with something undisclosed.
>>157867509Or being paid to lose. Fucking yakuza.
>>157867495Forgive my ignorance, there's no genuine way for a rikishi to BECOME a yobidashi right? Like they're two very different things and you have to pick one and stick with it? My current understanding and correct me if I'm wrong please is that you have be like under 23 or some weird age like that when you choose to be either rikishi, yobidashi or gyoji and then you're just stuck as that until you're an old dude and you're forced to retire at 65 unless you retire sooner, right? So what happens if too many of the older yobidashi and gyoji are gone and it's just a bunch of super young guys, has that ever happened? Thank you to anyone replying.
>>157867515you are welcome
>>157867515Didn't read lol
Shishi 9-6 yusho
>>157867515Thanks for the question.
CAM ON URA *bang bang*
>>157867515Well you see anon here's the funny thing about that, you might think so but the reality is at the end of the day it is what it is.
>>157867521>>157867526>>157867523
> No, sir, it can't be that Oho's presence during Onosato's dohyo-iri accidentally stomped away Taiho's spirit that was possessing him into retrailing his steps! He actually really wants to do sumo on his own! Really, I swear! There must be some other explanation! It must be- must be the yakuza! Yeah, it's the yakuza. Yeah.
Hakuho!
HAKUHO
Has anyone ever said that Toshinofuji looks like Hakuho? Because he does...
>>157867544wyell...
>>157867543>>157867541am i supposed to know who this unc is?
>>157867532https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rYBN3MOfyc
>>157867548some unimportant shitter, already forgotten
>>157867515HeyBasically I'm just gonna read your postI know.... UGH I know ..... I'm sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!It's just that I'm not gonna to read it is allHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>157867559nice esl faildownvote.
Why is Shodai in makunouchi?
>>157867569He got lost.
Abi fighting scared just like Onobitcho last basho
Is there a limit to how many rikishi from one stable you can have in one division? I swear half of makuuchi is from Isegahama stable and they can't fight one another what happens if like 30 rikishi are from the same stable
>>157867591Nope.
>>157867591>what happens if like 30 rikishi are from the same stableThen there's a 'scandal', the stable is dissolved and the wrestlers get moved around.
>>157867600Must have been crazy headache for bout commitee
With the power of prostitution and alcohol, we will put an end to this central asian steppe savage's bid for yusho.HEIL JAV
Kinbozo
Asanoyama just saved this basho
the kinbozan meme is dead
This basho is just plain awful I’m okay with big o being back and in form but these shitters could make it interesting at least big o running away with it
>>157867679
I get so fucking wet when Middy bans somebody. Hnnng he's so dominant.
>>157867684what causes these thumbnails to be such effective rage bait? I got mad INSTANTLY looking at this. Is this an art? I wish to learn.
>>157867703It's designed to affect only low IQ individuals.
>>157867703It's the AI sloppa. It's your subconscious lashing out.
Man Asahifuji has really strong throws
holy chura demolition lol
BOOM
fucking BONKED
could have been happy womfing it up in a 1 bedroom flat playing online games but nooooo fucking threw it all away on a fucking pipe dream that'll never happen
damn he got btfo lol
Time to bring back the zutsuki kimarite.
Chudanoumi knocked Kotoshoho out with his headbutt lmao
nigga just folded in place like a deck chair
nigga folded
I think he got his dome rocked at the tachiai
KotosHEEMEDho
>>157867741It was the second clash. Churanoumis head bonked Kotoshohos chin and rocked him.
Every single Koto- will die this basho...
Deep ones...
>>157867753Rude
>>157867753What the fuck is your problem?
>>157867753evil spirit BEGONE
I... heh heh heh... I believe...
>>157867768believe in what? A kachi koshi?
>>157867768What now?
not a good basho for The Rapist of Reiwa
Papayasu's body falling apart before our very eyes
>>157867781I... Didn't believe hard enough...
It was me all along. 1st day I don't believe and he gets it
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