granny coming soon
Good morning alf
>>157871879freo are getting heem'dthey already don't stand up under pressure and don't play the g well. unlucky for them to face brisbane, probably would have beaten any of the other teams in finals if they made it to the granny.
>This makes wharfie customers piss and shit themselves in fear
imagine seething that someone draws your mascot like he's your mascotmust be some freon in the water at freo
hurt people hurt people
today is the day lachie walks as a free man
>>157872176i loved how he made the next one look like the poof alex pearce so they would have no recourse to complain
hows kylie go in the wet
swans 2027
>>157868988
>>157872498KEKso true
I love rubbing my eyes and face and hair in the morning feels so good
>>157872578crisp cat
Holy SOVL
>>157872590yikes...
>>157872590>EEEEEEK! NOOOOOOOO YOU CANT
Was a bit too manly still.
you guys deserve something worth sperging out about
what happens on the wharf stays on the wharf
>>157872590Which ones better
Never seen this desuhttps://youtu.be/qB_lXcp8eoQ?si=zftu2b4fODaIUbwz
>>157872636Thanks mate, that means a lot
>>157872590ummm sisters dae feel uncomfortable by this toxic masculinity?
It's a bit problematic that we're called the Dockers when a single cargo ship spews as much CO2 into the environment as 50000 cars every year
>>157872590Umm, this is actually not okay, folks...
>>157872754any proof for that?
>>157872771>@grok is dis da troof
>>157872771it came to me in a dream
>>157872782based prophet
>>157872590What was the issue they had with this one?
is it possible to make money off youtube shorts/tiktok nostalgia maxxxing with like ps1 ps2 videos?
>>157872590wait they didnt like this one and prefer the gay af flowing hair one?
>>157872498
Going for bane now. The purple poofery has gotten out of hand.
>>157872980>gottenfoy
>>157872990If it's good enough for the KJV it's good enough for me
>>157872990slit your throat mickhead
>New vision has emerged of Lachie Neale’s clash with Jack Ginnivan.Thta's good!>Sources said the vision hurts, rather than helps, Neale’s chances of overturning a one-match suspensionOh that's bad.
>>157873061irrelevant you cant introduce no evidence for the appeal
missus just asked what time the gf sprint starts
how much do regular h/a tickets go for these days at the cheapest?
>>157873151Optus? About $50
idk how I feel about neet being only one letter removed from jeet
>>157873097Tasmania isn't even a team
>>157873097>jarman impey
>Brisbane using AI generated slop pictures on their website. Disgraceful. Fred by 20.
>>157873193neets are basedjeets should be erasedsimple as
gmawho /pick one/ here?
>>157873528Yep, crisp. Waiting to fuck it up.
>>157872498fukken kek
>>157873535who do you think >we will take? arki? drever?
>>157873528/pick 4 and compo/ here
>>157873588Drever sounds like a goer. Just hope he's not another Tsatas.
he grows the game
>>157873644Nick "Genius Monster" Daicos bringing in some new fans
why do girls love this fuckhead haircut so much
>>157872048morning alf; bought a pack of smokes from coles first time in god knows how long. $40 for apk of 20, warnings on pack, a paper insert, TOXIC ADDICTION on the butt ffs lolsucks to be me
>>157873644They can have Josh and I'll take Josh's misso. Everyone wins
>>157872360her mudder was a mudder! from a long line of mudders, I'm told
>>157873753it's like buying weed now you need a contact. ask around at smoko and someone will know someone. (you do work don't you?)
chances are im about to lose
>>157873794my dodgy smoko shop's been out for a few days, and i'm working somewhere with no shops whatsoever hence the coles stop. s'alright just a minor whinge. prefer RYO, and each of these darts costs 2 bucks or something, not as enjoyable for me.
I’m a suicide waiting to happen
>>157873813crisp freo
>>157873880want to talk about it ey
>>157873753At work I have migrant families regularly coming up to me saying they just moved here and are looking for work. How tf are families of 4+ people moving here with no job? How do they afford to live here? This is in a nice suburb too >>157873752I call it the slug, started w maynard
>>157873892It's aboot my life, guy. I hate it
>>157873891go bane btw>>157873894weird how homeless people can't get that kind of support to find a job our housing
>>157873901Just be the right colour and religion, goy
>>157873900applied for a permanent solution to a temporary problem yet matethere's literally nothing wrong with itwe even ask veterans who seek help with just ptsd if they want help with ending it all
robbo goes BANG
>>157872590Shall ONLY be posting this from now on if they win.
>>157873909i am [white and a lapsed/not very observant catholic], its everyone else who isnt like me thats wrong
>>157873919male drama is cringe
>>157873919Kek Andrew the shit stirrer with the trvke
>>157873915I guess mother nature would be relieved to rid itself of a parasite like me. Let's do it
>>157873919while bad, not my main replacement of concern iykwim haha
>>157873919>Think about itAre their insults written by GPT? I see this phrase everywhere as a leading hook for them to frame their next point/insult as authoritative.
>>157873938Sure, hymie
>>157873942you think the afterlife needs another dead attention whore? fuck up and get a better attitude. and stop wahhhhhing for fucken sympathy. you dickhead,
>>157873919based robbo
>>157873919crisp lyon is a faggit
>>157873959We're all just worthless monkeys hurtling through space at a million miles per hour. To exit from the folly is the correct decision.
>>157873644This is why women’s opinion on sports don’t matter, literally change teams cause the like a player
>>157874105And the only reason they like said player is because he won the fotm award she only knew was occurring because omg girls dresses on the red carpet.
>new vision hurts neales chances of appealing on the grounds it makes the vision of him clearly striking ginnivan clearerohnonono....banesperg, banejeet, dollfucker what the FUCK
How many days will big Warwick Capper be on a bender for after the granny this year?
This is the lions social media person, how many players you think have fucked her?
>>157874128Doesn't matter how decent the tits are, bogged face and garbage eyebrows are such a turn off
>>157874134Crisp virgin.
>>157874128Corrrr
>>157874134she's not really bogged mateshe looks like every wag ever but with less botox than the average one
>>157874134Wasn’t what I asked champ
Why don’t australian soccer teams want to wear anything besides red and blue?
>>157874094your fedora's on too tight. go for a swim, you probably should get off the internet for awhile.
>>157874122who says he's stopped since last year?
in this moment I am euphoricnot because of some phony god, but because I am enlightened by my own intelligence
>Hawthorn has delisted midfielder Henry Hustwaite days after winning the 2026 VFL premiership with Box Hill.Could have been yours essendon....
>>157874119If new vision is emerging now, that means the first tribunal ruling should be declared a mistrial and thrown out. There simply isn't enough time for a new case to be heard so it can be done after the grand final.
>>157874232Can be heard Friday
>>157874224I guess one could say Henry must wait for his next opportunity
Hawthorn Hawks Henry Husthwaite
>>157874128>THAT'S LIFE tattooThe whole squad desu.When they don't want to settle down with her she tells herself "that's life". It happened so often made it a core part of her personality and got a tattoo about it.
Sydney Swans Stripper Slappers
The dollfucker larp
>>157874224essendon vindicated
if i was an AFL player i’d be an absolute fiendi’d fuck all the qt physios, water girls etc despite having a loving wife and children at home
>>157874128minther @ ?
>>157874285I'd do this but not with girls at the club. Don't shit where you eat.
>Don't shit where you eat
Chad Warner's 2022 grand final was the greatest act of statpadding while getting belted in Grand Final history
>>157874325what about kaneo and chad cornes getting like 35 disposals each in 2007
>>157874128>>157874134>Molly DonahoeDoesn't matter one bit how bogged the HOE is after you've had some molly.
nooooo you can’t be the best on ground if you don’t play for winning team!!!!
>>157874128i remember, we talked about her last year too>>157874134mate you're not looking at the face half the time lol >>157874292kek
>>157874285Despite what incel memes suggest, it's never as straightforward as >be good looking, get pussy on tapWhy do you think it's so common for AFL players to pay whores? Poor Bailey Smith had to suffer through a second date in one night because the first girl didn't put out after all the performative bs.
>>157874128I still find it weird how few scandals there are about players sleeping with staff. Dimma was the last one I can remember. Surely being around women like this and hot physios/trainers would be disruptive >>157874182I guess they can't wear green or yellow because of the grass or umps- weren't perth glory purple? You could also go black or white, pink, orange...
>>157874341You just do the Johno Patton strategy and hit up as many as possible each day and you are guaranteed a root every time
>>157874347>Surely being around women like this and hot physios/trainers would be disruptiveHave you ever had a job before?You simply just don't have sex with someone. It's not hard.
>>157874325since 2010*if champion data went back further >>157874328would be #1 this century
>>157874328Good shout but I don't have quarter by quarter stats for that one. Peter Burgoyne got in on the act too.
>go to work >your colleague looks like THISnah not distracting at all mate
>>157874366who is this
>>157874366I sincerely doubt the players interact much with the social media team, if ever.
>>157874361It's not a normal job though. You're a jacked athlete walking around half nude all the time and have sexy camerawoman in your face trying to film you. Weird dynamic.
I refuse to acknowledge and respect any person who's job is primarily social media focused. detriment to society and will be thrown in the gulag when i am supreme ruler of the known universe
>>157874370the youi lions social media manager>>157874376are you retardedlook at literally any social media page for any club, they do 'content'/memes, interviews at training/post game/for things like contracts, sit in the official afl interviews, etc
>>157874402whats her name
>>157874395based neet
>>157874402using ai
>>157874405>>157874329
>>157874366That picture makes it a lot easier to resist desu. She's a fatty.
Stop posting whores it’s making me feel sad
brisbane lions social media manager is a fucking unoriginal thief
>Perth Bears joining NRL next year>AFL rigs a flag for a WA teamOnce you start noticing these things you can’t stop noticing them
>WA Reds entered in 95>Eagles won in 94>Adelaide Rams entered in 97>Crows won in 97 and 98Hmmm
>>157874486And the Lions won when they brought a second Brisbane team in
>>157874328>>157874364Peter Burgoyne had 22 in the first half and 14 in the second half.Kane had 17 in the first half and 20 in the second half.Chad had 11 in the first half and 21 in the second half.
>>157874486The rams didn't die they were killed
>>157874292Mollieodonaghue or something t
>>157874451Australia doesn’t really have culture of sports stars scoring attractive women like in Europe desu. Or maybe it’s because women in this country are just kind of ugly in general.Almost all the AFL wags look very average. The few that don’t look like vile crack whores (Bec Judd, for instance). No one in the AFL is with a truly attractive woman with good facial structure and features.
miss it t b h
>>157874366fat slut
>>157874566That's because the median eplel player is on 3+ million pounds a year.
>>157874566Europe has a much higher population of attractive women and also their athletes (soccer players) earn as much in a week as a star AFL player does in a year.
>>157874366Muh diiick
>be elite sportsperson>go to coles>cashier still looks at you like a pillbugWhat are you meant to do?
>>157874625Self serve like any normal respectable person.
butchy boy*
Hawthorn are a vile organisation
>Tasmania doesn't have a soft cap next year>Taking all the Geelong staff with $$$$$$ front loaded deals before the soft cap hitsIt's fucking cheating
>>157874128what makes tits grow so big
>>157874128What the hell is this?
>>157874635good goy
>>157874644based fuck hawthorn>>157874661based fuck geelong
>>157874688They're called friends, champ.
>Finish a quick afternoon quickie>Get dressed>Better snap a picture and upload it to the gram while I've got that glow going
>157874807
Surelyl lachie “machine” neale has sucked and milked those jugs!!
Banesperg are you ok?Are you ok, banesperg?
>>157874819Off to a new club for access to new trainers.
my nigga lachie finna walk fr fr he dindu nuffin he a good boy
go lions(the coburg lions)
Someone post more of that whore
more of the whore
Someone post dogs win the next two flags
>>157875021
annoying face tbdesu
>>157875032Homosexual
LEAVE HER ALONE!
Is her hairline high?It doesn't look that high, but I can't help seeing/imagining her as a bald person.
>>157874128>>157874366>>157875019I've given it some consideration, and I think I'd have sex with her given the opportunity
More of a Danni fan than Kylie 2bh. Her playboy shoot is goated
>>157875060>given the opportunity
>>157875060Extremely homosexual post.
>>157875083I'm too young to know of this>googles Corrrrr
>Kylie Minogue is 5 feet 0 inches (152 cm) tall.
>>157875122First time I've seen someone make the wizard look tall
>>157874341they usually pay whores because regular women will talk or post on their story that they slept with a professional athlete, whores will keep quietif you’re a sex addict AFL player you could definitely get laid all the time if you’re just spamming women constantly around the clock, but you’d end up in hot water because they’d talk
>>157875083What did her spine mean by this?
>>157875122That's marketing fluff. She's 4'11.8.
>>157875130It'll even make it into the media if you're a high profile enough player.
i’m a boring unremarkable loser and have slept with like 30 women, most of them at least decent lookingif i were an AFL player i’d have a body count of biblical proportions, easily well into the hundreds
>>157875173> this is the best he could scoreEven more pathetic than his shit physique.
>>157874128my iggs signed their social media girl to their inaugural aflw team. that's how seriously they took it at first>it's still too much
>>157875122why is this fraud even allowed on the mcg this week
>>157875190the whole thing was a psyop for tindermake average women think that they can easily meet chad pro athletes if they use tinder
>>157875199Short king representation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGWvB6C-YRk
>>157875122is that why she never had children? because she is child size herself?
>long weekend>can't go out and get fucked up on granny night because ACL graft is vulnerableGetting bored of doing weed desu
you can you're just being a little bitch
>>157875173>tahliaathorntonher father and brothers see her advertising that she got her guts rearranged by an afl playboy and wasn't even his first of the afternoon
predicting cope and seethe in here when lachie gets off
>>157875274If I am staying out for the whole night, I go all the way. Uncapped drinking, pills, powder - the whole lot. Definitely cannot do that for a few months.Not gonna bother leaving my comfy bed to half-ass it.
>>157875298>tabernerkek
>>157875301Going out sucks getting fucked up by yourself is better
i have a freo 2013 premiers tshirt i got from the royal show after they lost SHALL go back to get a 2026 version should banies salute again
>>157875298
>>157875307this is the post
Why is it so much fun to post the most retarded takes that you don't even believe in, on this website?
>>157874366do you jerk off to shirtless tradies too you faggot ?
>>157875298>>157875309You can make it make a more realistic one that takes longer. But it's not as funny.
>>157873226BOOOOOOOOOO
>>157875309>daniher>>157875339>Grand Final 2024Wireback fatigue is setting in
>>157875083Danni was my first crush on young talent time
what case of beer should I get for the granny
>>157875380bundaberg ginger beer
>>157875380Foster's
>>157875382Elite ball knowledge
>>157875382that's unhealthy. too much sugar.
We should all get a 6 pack of fosters for the grand final, maybe make it a yearly meme/tradition?
>>157875380hammer n tongs
>>157875019>>157874128Why is she single? Something sus going on here>>157875199They did the same shit with the daicoses on ground for snoop. Losers shouldn't be allowed to greet the entertainment
is tiger lager any good?
do you blokes drink cider?
pabst blue ribbon it is
>>157875380Le bush chook
>>157875083I prefer Danni Laidley too
>>157875425Don't really drink anymore but used to love. Back when Strongbow made 700ml longies was good. Mix it 50/50 with Coopers Red over some ice in a pint on the back deck to get pissed quidck. For good quality cider liked Bilpin.
>>157874376Oh yeah, they'd only interact with them when they did... any interview, photoshoots, tiktok/instagram shit, etc. Which is a lot, especially for the top/most famous players on a list. Look at hawthorn who are known for their social media.
10 pack of ice cold somersby pear cans and a hot december afternoon PLEASE
>>157875420Terrible. You are trusting the taste of people who put ice in their beer.
might go early and start the grand final bender tonight
I hate being so indecisive. I wish I was one of those decisive people that could commit to decisions
>>157875360That was before she got too old
>>157875420reckon barley makes a better lager than tigers desu
>>157875339all the players are the same guy
>>157875449I used to be indecisive then I got more adult responsibility and realised if I didn't make decisions/act on stuff it wouldn't happen.
>>157875449>>157875474when i'm indecisive nothing gets done. when i'm not i make the wrong decision
how dumb are bane's lawyers kek
>>157875504huh? the error of law point is going to clear him
>>157875504Yeah, don't think you can legally appeal a decision by saying "b-b-b-but grand f-final". Watch him get off anyway.
imagine being banned because a notorious stager from a club that stages for free kicks and are coached by a cuck who tells them to took a dive after being a grub on the field.hawthorn are a vile organisation
>Freo asked for the original poster to be changed because it was too masculine and didn't align with their valuesHope the metropooftersexuals get ravaged on the weekend.
afl already set the precedent that grand finals are worth more than normal games with rankine last yearsorry not sorry neale is playing
>>157875535is that why it's blonde? i just assumed mark knight forgot what colour alex pearce's hair was - he just remembered it was long and curley
>>157875545Neale is not abo He doesnt get off
>>157875504>or the one-match suspension should be imposed in round 1 next year (when he will be playing for a different team)
>>157875546Fremantle mascot has blond hair. They just gave it the Alex Pearce's hair style.
>>157875511no it won't banesperg
ginnivan is a fucking rat cunt
>>157875564like swanspoof you are setting yourself up for anger
but muh grand final!!
>>157875504Their argument is going to work. Or else it's going to the High Court to get a injunction on it.
nice 'argument'
>>157875581the afl has historically turned a blind eye to prelim infractionsthis is the winning argument
The tribunal didn't factor into it the vibe of it, desu.
do you blokes
do you guys want these updates or not btw i'm literally just screenshotting the fox blog
you can just tell david zita is not happy to have to report on this
.
>>157875590Nobody cares David.
>>157875591https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-09-24/lachie-neale-afl-appeal-board-hearing-live-blog/107188446this guy is covering it better without injecting reddit tier bait in the mix
>>157875592nothing in that mate
>>157875429wtf how big is her head???
Neale doesnt play for a Victorian team (yet) and so the punishment stands.
>>157875608but they are playing against a non victorian team
You guys love biscoff
>>157875600>Anderson says that in the case of Brigginshaw, the judgement pointed to the need to be aware of the consequences of a penalty.>Now we have just had a reference to a Minister for Immigration case - the High Court vs Yusuf. We're going all over the shop here.>The High Court ruling found "if a Tribunal fails to make findings with respect to a relevant matter, it is to be assumed that the Tribunal has not regarded the matter as material".>Anderson is saying the Tribunal made clear it had taken the grand final into account in coming to the grading of intentional conduct, but not for exceptional and compelling circumstances.Brisbane are going to do it. They've got the AFL snookered.
gaafinna load up on neale normie
>>157875626the jackie childs play
if the twink was not hityou must acquit
>>157875622It taste a bit like burnt caramel, but burnt more.
skyrockets in flight
there's actually more nuance to vicbias than one might believe, and i will set it out in terms of the indian caste system since viccies love them so much:brahmin (the absolutely untouchable clubs who can get away with murder):collingwood, geelong, hawthornkshatriya (favoured viccies):carlton, st kilda (only because they are wealthy), melbourne, richmondvisaya (the less favoured viccies): bulldogs, essendon, northsudra (the northern states, only because they're a market the afl wants)sydney, gws, brisbane, gold coastdalit (the bottom of the totem pole)west coast, adelaide, fremantle, port
WHO SAYS NO?>_>
We tried to tell you but you wouldn't listen.
>>157875648Thats right Caddy was going to be there if Hird was there.
>>157875648Me.I really like watching Mullin go at it ;_;
>>157875648didn't caddy just sign on?
westworld was a good show and i will not take anyone talking down on it lihhtly
Didn't Caddy extend his contract mid year to show how focused on Essendon he was?Either way, Geelong's forward line is close to bursting at the moment.
There' a joke about CaDDy having double Ds related to his mum but I can't quite find it just yet.
>>157875648>give: a promising key forward and an injured defender>get: two role playerslmao
Sex with Nate Caddy's mum AND sister
>>157875661even the first season was fucking boring, had all the weak aspects of nolan's filmmaking
>>157875661Westworld's first season was amazing.Seasons two and three were kinda ick. Maeve becoming a super god kinda ruined it.Can't believe those pretend cowboys got to have their ways with a simple farmer's daughter.
>>157875674>thick arm veintranny
>>157875648based trade season almost upon us
>>157875669phwoar corr penis is ROCK HARD, THROBBING and leaking
>>157875667Mullin is transitioning to an elite midfielder next year. He's gonna make it.
but i digress
While I'd rather have Neale miss the granny as a Fred man I reckon one week next year is fine. I'd hate to see anyone miss a GF just for a simple gut punch on some oppo grub. Should stay part of the game.
>>157875672you are wrong and stupid and gay>>157875674maeves arc was shit house i agree
>Fresh vision thrown out, Lions reference Fyfe, Skilton in Neale defenceKek they are going all out, hope they do it honestly
>>157875696I think their actual argument is shit but the appeals board will get the call from the afl to accept it
anderson already wonthe afl fucked up by not specifically mentioning the grand finalthere is no implied in law
>>157875676She is super hot. Check out here wikipedia photo.
>>157875705fat slut
>>157875705I know her, when kobe died she called him a r*pist.
>maevemeant maeve plouffe
>>157875691listen, i may be wrong and stupid
>Geez A lot of BS arguments being brought up by Anderson. What your thoughts Andrew?>- Neville>Neville,>I'm not a lawyer (although a former long-time courts reporter), and I'm not on the panel.>However, if you ask me, the arguments tonight are stronger than at the Tribunal. The detailed reasons from the Tribunal did not mention the grand final as a relevant factor in deciding the exceptional and compelling circumstances.>it may or may not convince the panel. We will see.
>>157875705She is fucking nuts and I 100% still would
Oi! You blokes!
>>157875708Well, was he?
>>157875705Stephen May, Even Rachel Wood
>>157875705mmm need to watch thirteen again. that was a good film
>>157875721Nope, the woman was caught bragging about it and had 7 different semens in her knickers
>>157875723nonce
>>157875717>LOLS duuur hurry up and shitfuckwits just dont understand law
>>157875726average tradie after a cfmeu meeting
>>157875726Despite being a dirty ho, she didn't do anal. So when Bryant stuck it up her pooper that was rape.
>>157875747Women can close their buttholes or simply poop the dick out, she simply chose not to.
At the laundromat
>Andrew Woods, for the AFL, is hitting back at Anderson's argument that the Tribunal did not factor in that magnitude of missing a Grand Final.>He says there is a "simple and fundamental problem" with that argument because the Tribunal "did so - twice".lol no you cant cunt, quote itlachie free to play sorry
>>157875754Keep us posted mate
>>157875661>>157875674>>157875705I loved season 1 and have NOT watched beyond it. And will not. In my mind the first season is a complete show and ends on a natural cliff hanger that i dont really want to know what happens next. Everything was basically wrapped up In fact I might watch it again soon as it's been a few years. Wont watch season 2 or beyond though.
>>157875765it's good throughout imho
>>157875780What are some of your other favourite shows?
>>157875780t. Game of Thrones Season 5-8 enjoyer
>>157875784the wiredevs taboosuccession
fuckin adhd all over the place today
>>157875787>taboobased
Lachie Neale is the protagonist of our great game.
Just ate 4 pushpops now I feel sick
Banesperg, the Neale appeal is going very badly. Richard Loveridge already highly skeptical of Anderson's defence, and Andrew Woods picking apart all the contradictions in the defence.Banesperg are you ok?Are you ok, Banesperg?
seasons done in 2 days still trade period but not the same
>>157875796is that the artist jame... jame... jameriquoye??/
>>157875810you are a zita fan boyin a law sense he has them cooked by them admitting round 1 and a grand final are the samethis is literally what the exceptional circumstances clause is created for
prefer a pullnpop iykwim haha
I'm the tritagonist of /alf/
don't forget to tune into the front bar grand final edition tonight, special guests include afl ceo andrew dillon, brownlow medalist nick daicos and hosts more
>>157875784wonder showzeninitial darrested developmentkaiji
>>157875820
>>157875814Banesperg, you said he's 100% getting off and looking forward to the seethe.It's looking like it will be another humiliation for you.Banesperg, I have just one question for you:Are you ok?
>>157875810hello dogsperg!
>>157875825Did you enjoy the later seasons of AD?
>>157875829im finehe is getting off
>dogsperg asking if anyone is okay>despite seething unprompted on a thursday afternoon are you okay dogsperg?
>>157875835me too iykwim haha
>>157875833not cannon
>cannon
>>157875836he can only copy responses he's seen before, not very creative
>>157875839did you find another 9 year old girl to masturbate to?
My man doesn't know how law works. They are just saying here is evidence of you not following process and the fact they are arguing about it instead of saying yes or no means it's a no. Therefore he gets off.
@157875828@157875843GOTTEM, thanks for playing kid
>>157875796i have a use for you
Lachlan Neale
heres what will happenthe Tribunal failed to consider the Grand Final as a material circumstance in the exceptional and compelling analysisthe appeal board finds lachie neale clear to play
Aww, come on Appeals Board. Look at Lachie Neale’s hang-dog expression. He’s learned his lesson. Let’s get him a premiership!
Absolutely pitiful that some of you here watch yank shit tv
>>157875882based home and away anon
add HBO to the list
australia vs south africa just started ladswe're bowling first
>>157875882australia made like 2 good shows lmao
>>157875912/alf/ has a very high seth efrican diadora so you'll have to be more specfifc when you say "we"
That gut punch won Brisbane the game desu.If Ginnivan had full range of his abdominal muscles he would've been able to rotate around further when he did his clearing kick.Rotating around further would've meant the his kick directed the ball more into the field of play, rather than so close to the boundary line. With that the ball wouldn't have been knocked out for an insufficient intent free kick and Brisbane's counter attack never would've happened.tl;dr That dogshot by Neale won Brisbane the game.
GO DOCKERS
>>157875918I don't know a single yarpie who follows Aussie rules and I live in Perth. I don't like them to be honest.
>>157875918>/alf/ has a very high seth efrican diadoraand that's a bad thing!
We prefer anime here.
Where’s the teams?
Ins: l. neil
>>157875931That ep of MT still has me shook
Outlander is the best show of the last decade.
>>157875847
>>157875940>Re: Zero has a 45m episode to nicely tie things up>Mushoku has to cram their big dramatic episode inside 30 minutes and it turns into a rush job with no feelingkek
My favourite anime is Oshikuru iykwim haha
>>157875941ehhh not seeing a lot diversity in the cast, hard pass
>>157875950I don't remember any 45 min episode
Kayo blaming the South African's for their poor feed. Is this racist?!
>>157875950Counter pointRe:zero sucks and Subaru is a faggot
DECISION ON THE SCOREBOARD (they're reading it out now)
>>157875906hebes bent over iykwim haha
*crosses fingers and toes*
>Richard Loveridge is reading out the decision.>One ground of appeal with two parts.>Ground a) we do not find that the Tribunal failed to take into account the consequence of their decision that Lachie Neale would miss the grand final>We do not find there was an error of law relating to this ground of the appeal.KWAAAAAAAAB
bend your head over into a guillotine you fuckwit nonce cunt
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
>The verdict is in and Lachie Neale WILL play in the Grand Final.>Neale will be fined $10,000Fucking told you, Antibanesperg.
honestly dont know why you keep on doubting me
>Exceptional and compelling circumstances that the Tribunal erred.>Mr neale's record is exemplary and that he should be afforded the benefit of the provision.They're really going to let him off for a dogshot behind play.
apologise
How booty blasted is the Baneseether right now? Will he be okay? God help him if the Lions win on Saturday. I don't think he'll be able to cope.
just ice and sanity prevail
Sack everyone
>>157875810>>157875829you don't know much about footy do you, dogsperg?
what a crock of shit
Wellness check on dogsperg STAT
>>157875810>>157874841>>157875829Antibanesperg are you ok?Are you ok, antibanesperg?
why is everyone itt a manlet?
Comprised league, compromised courts, corrupt to the core. The game’s gone, the sport’s dead.
>>157859339>>157868823ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY?
>>157875987kek>>157875993i'm 5'10 and a half champ
Maybe you guys should learn how law works you might be the ones who are in err of the law.
>>157872048Brisbane trying to get the 1 match suspension to be served in Rd 1 when he plays for Collingwood. Cheeky cunts.
Jules in fucking shambles
there was absolutely nothing in it was retarded to get reported for anyeay
lachie norm smith desu baka
kek all the dweebs i baited on Tuesday are giving me yous
>>157876016true and factual, ginnivan flopped
Legit bullshit call, need an integrity unit check into this
Collingwood buff came in strong.
Great now all the casuals are gonne be like>Oh em gee is that Lachie Neale?? From the Youi ads?!?! Wow what a star go get 'em!! Wait didn't he break up with his ex? Oh what he gut punched the cheeky Ginnivan? Serves that prick right!
>You're mate is being held down and punched in the face on the ground. You legally punch the guy as he is trying to get away.People in this thread have a problem with it.
>>157876028integrity check this mate*unzips dick*
So what happens now? Do all the clubs who had players suspended for gut punches file a complaint?The AFL loves to create messy precedents.
Unlucky purple poofs
>>157876037every case is judged individually
r/afl isn’t taking this well
>>157876037you don't much about footy do ya?
>commit assault on an unsuspecting victim >just a fine>say a meaniehead nono word>suspension, fine, enforced counselling, apology tour*honk honk*
Next year Collingwood is going to tear the midfield up with Nick "Genius Monster" Daicos and Lachie "Cheater Pete" Neale playing together.
>>157876054>"Genius Monster"No offense but these posts are never funny.
This was all a distraction for shortened quarters.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAImagine being a total retard and thinking this wasn't going to happen.
wonder if rulespoof is pro or anti neale getting off
>>1578760419 hits for 9 suspensions.Have now made an exception for one because its a Grand Final on the line.The clean record excuse doesn't hold, he's been fined 8 times including 4 for gut punching.Its just the same mental gymnastics.
Bro doesn't know what exceptional circumstances means.
>>157876058Go easy on piesperg, he has a small brain.
Justice prevails once again.
*makes everyone seethe*
>>157876037yeah how many of those players missed a GF as a result, fuckwit
>>157876092harry styles heart throb
I love that Neale got off because all the retard woman who called it karma for him cheating on his small tit wife with a sexy mommy milker slut are gonn have a meltdown lmao The good guys win again
>>157876092is he part chinese?
>We find that the Tribunal did err in having regard to whether the conduct was intentional. >We accept the position of Neale in his written submissions that the intentional aspect was an element of the charge which had already been established. >The relevant inquiry was whether, despite the charge having been established, there was exceptional and compelling circumstances. Can someone dumb this down for me?
>>157876100im turning chinesea right now iykwim haha
>>157876100part hobbit
>>157876106he a good boy
When you know, you know https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/157802337/#157818814
>>157876096Piesperg, relax. We already know you have autism and poor control over your emotions.
>I'd like to see Bane wriggle their way out of this jam*Bane wriggles out of the jam effortlessly*>Ah well nevertheless...
>>157876106Process issue. The tribunal should have taken into account exceptional and compelling circumstances which it didn't therefore he gets off on a technicality basically.
>>157876106*mental gymnastics to ensure the media get their desired outcome*It's that simple.It also creates a useful distraction from the imminent decision to shorten quarter lengths.
>>157876106Sports entertainment
>>157876139im not piesperg im dosn monkey *bangs hammer*
>swans arent frauds in 2024>bane wont make the gf in 2025>bane cant beat geelong in the gf>bane cant make the gf in 2026>lachie neale wont play in 2026 gfwhy are you blokes always wrong?
How incensed is Perry that it will be in all likelihood a wet Grand Final and the Cats are very good in greasy conditions, much better than either Brisbane or Fremantle.
Inb4 Neale hits his head in the first minute and is ruled out for concussion.Also it seems obvious but if you were willing to do dirty shit to win a premiership couldn't you just heem the other teams best players?
>>157876145He has been fined 4 times for gut punches in the past.
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>>157876160I have been right about literally all of those.
>LULULUL ZITA IS MAKING JOKES ABOUT BRISBANES LAWYER!!!!!!!
>>157876167That is irrelevant to the tribunal following due process.
>>157876145The next few lines are:>The relevant inquiry was whether, despite the charge having been established, there was exceptional and compelling circumstances. >In this case, that was Neale's record. >We find that Neale's record is exemplary, and that he should be afforded the benefit of the provision.So, combined with:>We find that the Tribunal did err in having regard to whether the conduct was intentional.Are the Appeals Board saying it was NOT intentional due to his good record?
i am literally masturbating
mason cox
>>157875951meant gto iykwim haha
>>157876066justice is justice. if the law found him not guilty then he should play
>>157876178>mental gymnasticsThere were no exceptional circstances. He's repeating an offence that's been committed multiple times before.It's just a case of the boys club getting their man available for the Grand Final.
>there are """""""""""""""""""""journalists""""""""""""""""""""" ITT that wasted the last two nights of their life for a story I already lost interest in 30 seconds later
call me crazy but the concussion protocol and the blood rule should be dismissed in the grand final
>neale gut punches another bloke in the grand final>one week ban>mmmmmmmbut but have you considered my EXEMPLARY RECORD myes?>shit he’s right sorry lachie
>>157876179Just think of it like this.Tribunal is supposed to follow "x" process.During the tribunal they forget to follow "x" process.Lawyer at the appeals board or whatever says here is evidence of "x" process not being followed by the tribunal.Appeals board goes oh it seems you are right and "x" process wasn't followed by the tribunal therefore their finding is now nullified.
>>157876180Literally me in about literally 6 hours
2 days until an oscar allen masterclass
>>157876209kek you think brisbane's lawyers are going to care what he does this week?
>nostalgia act for homosexual boomersSo sad what the AFL has become, the domain of aging poofters
>>157876196Fuck off pedophile
>>157876219low disposal high impact KING
>>157876152I'm sure reduced quarters will come with reduced ticket prices, right?
>>157876221He doesn’t need lawyers anymore. He can just waltz in with “mmmmmmmmy EX EM PLA RY RE CORD” and waltz out
>>157876209The Charlie Cameron good bloke defence made good use of that.
What's stopping retiring player sam switioskwiki from just heeming every lions in the first quarter?
>>1578762191.3m a year. Kek ffs
cant think of a more feminine coded way to attack someone then a gut punch. absolute homo faggot sport lmao
>>157876236I don't see a problem with this
>>157876243No connections to protected and favoured pet clubs
So how will the afl deal with yet another mess they've created?Could've all been brushed under the rug by just not suspending him in the first place. Now Greg Swann has egg on his face.But at least Whateley will be happy.
I'm just a love machineand I won't work for nobody but you YEAH BABY
>>157876067>he's been fined 8 times including 4 for gut punchingThis. The clean record thing is bullshit considering they only started suspending for it this year lmao. To be expected I guess
Are you guys enjoying this latest microcontroversy?
Which girl will Neale fuck tonight?
>>157876187Mason "The American" Cox
>>157876245>[pulls fraudulent figures directly from his greasy anus]
>>157876092how long before this hair comes back into fashion
/afl/takes
David Zita does NOT want to cross paths with me.
>>157876106Literally none of the court or jargon stuff matters. He got off because AFL house wanted him to get off for the story, that's it.
some qt pajeeta's in the cricket fella's
Social media going off at the AFL. How does this organization always find a way to anger the fans?
Nick Daicos has spokenThe wet weather will favour Fremantle in the Grand Final
Despite the success, I still can't hate the lions.
>>157876324>The wet weather will favour Fremantle in the Grand Final
Nick Daicos is getting a new car on 360 :) worth over $100k
SEETHINGARE YOU OKAY?ARE YOU OKAY?
Not watching the grand final. Compromised rigged shit. Fuck this gay dead corrupt poofter shit sport
>>157876335100k is the cost for a mid range car these days
>>157876335Toyota hatchback?
HE GOT OFF?
iggs
>>157876237Speaking of him, reminder than Michalanney got suspended for the same shit 2 weeks agoApologies for leddit link but I couldn't find it anywhere elsereddit.com/r/AFL/comments/1wow7uu/reminder_max_michalanney_was_suspended_for_this/
>>157876361>>157876361>>157876361New
New.>>157876352>>157876352>>157876352
>>157876357
>>157876357yeah, i was looking at hairy girls this time
>>157876362Exceptional circumstances sir
>>157876323wdym what shortened quarters they've always been four and sixteen
>>157876365>>157876366>baking earlyfuck off spastic
>rain forecast for Saturday>MY Fred in the wetgg Fredchads it was a good run.
>>157876362Ah Adelaide, the punching bag of the AFL.You think the AFL cares about them after the goal umpire disaster of 23?
>>157876243true, the brian lake strat (was it him? can't remember)
NEW>>157876379>>157876379>>157876379>>157876379
no one should ever have a 1 week ban stop them from playing in a grandfinal REGARDLESS of whatever fuckin gay charge they would normally copif you think otherwise then youre fucking bad for the sport and you need to fuck off to another sport you can run into the ground
>>157876365>>157876387>(DEAD)MODS CONFIRM NEALE IS GOOD BLOKE.
>>157876354>Banesperg, the Neale appeal is going very badly. Richard Loveridge already highly skeptical of Anderson's defence, and Andrew Woods picking apart all the contradictions in the defence.>Banesperg are you ok?>Are you ok, Banesperg?
>>157876262He's on at least a milly. Not even afl standard
>>157874119>>157874841>>157875564>>157875810>>157875829BANESEETHERHOW ARE YOU FEELING?
>>157876391Try not punching blokes?
