I warned you
My ravens :(
YEAAAAAAAAAH HERE WE GO
still time to come on and ride
>>157875409kek what a fucking shithole
yeah i'm thinking reddit has worse memes and shitposting
>>157875409
TEFLON COOM
Mvp
>>157875443Who can stop him?
>>157875443Rich people are fucking indestructible.
>>157875355PLS, NOT SO HARD MR BO NIX
>>157875451Antonio Brown is a timeline traveling alien. He can't get trapped anywhere
>people still believe in the bucsbut why?
>>157875481>perna calling a tieHe's testing to see if he really does have some kind of meme magic ability
what the FUCK happened to the packers?
>>157875481Is this from a video or is this just something on the website
>>157875486not sure. i got this from twitter
>>157875486The NFL YouTube channel posts "game preview" videos and these picks show up at the end
>>157875481Unironically pulling for the draw with perna
>>157875485Jesas no wonder my dad has been seething
>mcvay continues to ignore special teams it's his 10th year as a head coach. the fuck is he doing?
>>157875518
>>157875448Quite possibly the only niggas too crazy even for the jews to control
I saw a recent interview with Russ and now he tries to speak like a nigga. It's pretty funny, he's such a clown.
>>157875540Reminder that 808s & Heartbreak is Kanye's best album
Absolutely wild percentage.
>>157875578
>>157875578Why does Shart only have the makeup under one eye?
So with the current trend either Penis or Love are getting killed tomorrow night, huh?
>>157875603Thinks it looks cool I guess. Athletes and their main character syndromes.
>>157875594
>>157875605Every starting QB will die, this is the backup script season
>>157875605The Packers trading for Micah Parsons seems somehow to have cursed the team. Jerry pulled off one last swindle, I don't know how the old fart did it.
Low quality breast milk. Might as well feed his bitch ass formula.
>>157875605Penis jr will break his penis again. Failcons are in hell.
>>157875605it won't be penis so that narrows it down
>>157875617His arms are pretty small. At least Caleb bulked up a lot. Caleb's still a bitch though. I think Bryce bulked up to, no?
Why did the giants even bother signing OBJ if they dont use him?
>>157875618>>157875621SAY HIS NAME CORRECTLY
>>157875621Seems like that Twitter man totally jinxed Penis kek
>>157875624veteran locker room presence and jersey sales
>>157875627Micro penis jr
He used to treat watching his defense like he was looking away from a horror movie. He's such a baby.
>>157875485all division rivalry aside and time for real talk, packersfrens need to get rid of lafleur
>>157875641>wins when it counts>Bills>49erslol, imagine being top right and no ring to show
>>157875627I kind of feel bad for Penis, he's got a very memeable name and not in a good way.
>>157875683Don't feel bad. He can legally change his name but he chooses not to. Benis jr.
>>157875702imagine he changes it to Cox jr. :D
Not much time left to flex the Falcons out of all their primetime games. Week 5 is the deadline.
>>157875443He’ll be shilling some crypto shitcoin to pay for the legal fees and settlement.
>Evro hours
>SHUT UP BITCH YOU DON'T KNOW BALL AND BUSTIN KWABERT WILL NEVER WIN A SOUP HERBAL!!whoa... i can't believe this literally happened
>>157875769Couple years of the new uniform, how are we feeling? Personally I think my only gripe is the little arrows inside the numbers and on the sides because "muh 5280"
>>157875769Everyone who labels themselves as a (content) creator should be hanged.
>>157875443
NFC> Darnold goes down> Lock looks fine> Last year Purdy gets injured> Jones looks fine> Hurts' stats are mid at best> Eagles always a threat as long as Hurts doesn't have to drop back and pass 30xMeanwhile in the AFC> Mahomes> Burrow> Allen> Jackson> NixI never noticed, but seems the NFC is just "system plug-and-play QBs surrounded by legit defenses playmakers" while the AFC puts all their hopes and dreams on 1 QB. I know i'm exaggerating but why is this the pattern? Just luck of the draw coaching shit or org philosophy?
>>157876244First time?
>>15787624449ers practice devil witch magic To your point there is a limitation Purdy is legitimately elite.Mac jones can be shannys chess piece but that can only go so far as Jimmy garapolo Trey lance was unredeemable But we don't talk about trey lanceTrey lance is memory holed Instead it's Kyle shannahan turned mr irrelevant into a top 5 QB, it's look Mac Jones being decent when even with the Patriots he was a backup journeyman tier played in the NFL It's he rehabbed baker mayfields love for football But there's layers man Purdy GarapoloJonesLanceThese are all layers of the shanahan system and all have their individual ceilings
Chargers next 7 games> @Bills> @Seahawks> Broncos> @Chiefs> @Rams> Texans> @Ravens
>falcoons vs green goy for tnfLiterally who thought putting the falcons in primetime for multiple weeks was a good idea
>>157875769Based Bo.>>157875792Muh 5280 is kino tho
i know youre still here pussy
>>157876421Trust in Penis jr to but on a good show
I know you're still here bussy
>>157875636Underrated
>>157875733>Not much time left to flex the Falcons out of all their primetime games. Week 5 is the deadline.I don't know the ins and outs of that stuff, would you tell me what that means?
>>157875347Caleb did himself dirty when he jumped into the stands to cry with his mommy, painted his nails, and took that incredibly zesty picture. He has no one to blame but himself for being called a faggot bitch.
>>157876371>It's he rehabbed baker mayfields love for footballWait but it Mcbeth did this one not shanny.
>doesn't have to worry about filling one teammate's stat sheet>Immediately gets better and spreads the ball all over the field Maybe he was held back
>>157875554WHY ARE YOU PARANOID
>>157875734He's currently getting paid to fuck onlyfans thots
>>157875443Who did he attempt to murder second degree-ly and why
>>157876919Some towelhead from Dubai who accused him of stealing jewelery. He recently apologized to AB and the case was basically withdrawn
What does an 11-10 game look like
Which of these franchises will win their first Superbowl before the others: Bills, Lions, Vikings, Browns, Falcons, or Cardinals? Also, how long will it take?
I made this So far it's accurateI'm a winner
i did this too before season started :)
>>157877028One team goes TD + PAT + FG, the other follows with FG + TD + 2PAT to win
I knew Harbaugh was bad for the Chargers when he hired Greg Roman and let Kellen Moore leave for the Eagles
He will be back by the bye and will save my franchise
>>157877223Come back for what, to suffer another meme injury? Rg4 is not the answer
Through two games, the thing that stands out most about the Eagles is just how comfortable their starting quarterback looks in Mannion’s offense.Hurts lead his team to a Week 1 win with three touchdowns and another victory Sunday via a go-ahead touchdown drive in the closing seconds. He is tied for second in touchdown passes (five) and ahead of schedule in this new scheme.Through two games, Hurts has completed 64.5% of his passes for 567 yards with 5 touchdowns and a passer rating of 100.7.“It’s no accident that he's become comfortable quickly,” Mannion said on Wednesday.“I think it's he's naturally got a lot of poise,” Mannion said."I think the biggest thing is the way he's attacked the fundamentals going back to the spring. Some of the things we're asking him to do that are a little different for him. Really starting back in April, he dove in head first and has really attacked it each day. And you can tell. He's the last one on the practice field working on his footwork, working on his progressions and things like that.”“Like I said, it's a testament to the work that he's put in....you could tell early on that the footwork stuff, working through his progressions, was going to come comfortably. Like I said, it doesn't happen overnight and he's put a lot of work in."
>>157877223Save them from what? A top 5 pick? They're not making the playoffs.
>>157877254>They're not making the playoffs.2-4 at the bye then 5 comes back to win 11 straight. Final record 13-4Bet your life on it
Packers are 1-6 in their last 7 games, and their win was a comeback overtime win against the Jets....
>>157877323Oh bitch bitch bitch that’s all you do. It’s our year
>the packers are 1-1>67% of 1-1 teams make the playoffs>retards think we’re out
>>157877371kek
The Commanders are 0-2, and have plenty to worry about. A defense with zero takeaways. A secondary giving up explosives. A defense that looked bad against the Cowboys, and now have to try to save their season with Marcus Mariota It's strange to see Dan Quinn get criticized for Jayden Daniels dislocating his elbow on the final play of the first half because he went for the touchdown and not the field goal. Going for the touchdown at the 1-yard line when you trail 17-10 is a reasonable football decision. What's unreasonable is calling a game worried about your quarterback getting hurt every play. The tough part is it's quickly becoming a big part of Daniels' career arc.Since a historic rookie season, he played just seven games last season and now is dealing with a dislocated elbow again.
>>157877388that's what you get when you dont enjoy milk regularly
>>157877411Why can’t Finn’s handle milk like the other Nords?
>>157877242Football Autism
If a New Zealander and an American interact on the internet, something has gone horribly wrong in someone’s life. Good sleep is important.
>>157877323Commanders are now 2-12 over their last 14. Last draft they picked #7 overall (LB Sonny Styles)
>>157875769And no one said a word
Placing your faith in one or two players is a losing move in todays NFL. If one player is more than 8% of the team, you have got trouble. The second string guys should only be marginally worse (if at all) than the starters. Very few players should be playing more than 60% of the snaps. Look around the league and analyze all the plays players are getting hurt frequently from and remove them from your playbook. Your team has to be built to thrive in the chaos that is the modern NFL.Caleb is an emotional guy. But, he's not weak. Remember all the times he got sacked last year? He took a beating. Riding his emotions too hard is something he probably should work on.
>>157877502It definitely doesn't go with the Chicago ethos (like Carl Sandburg's famous poem 'Chicago' >"Stormy, husky, brawling, City of the Big Shoulders"But people were teasing him for running over to his mom's arms and sobbing at USC so selecting him was a deliberate nod to Chicago's sensitive side
Who’s getting fired if their team loses this week?
>>157875879Based
>>157877425that's a wrong map sweetheart
>>157877323Packers are 1-5 over their last 6 since they beat the Bears 28-21 in Lambeau. The one W was in OT vs the Jets last gameBears are 3-4 over their last 7The 3 wins:>Beat the Browns in Solder Field>Beat the hapless Packers in OT in Soldier Field >Outgunned the high-flying Panthers offense in Gm1 this season
>>157875485Their O line is dead and their star RB is a thug so their run game is shot.Lafluer is a broken man and I think the entire league has him figured out because he's unable to adapt.We're actually about to see a shitshow tonight
>>157877646That's regular season. Including playoffs its:>GB: 1-6 over last 7>CHI: 2-4 over last 6>CHI: only 1 win in last 6 that wasn't the Packers >CHI: only 2 wins over last 9 when not facing GB Both Packers and Bears limped into the playoffs last yearIn the WIldcard, Bears beat the hapless Packers again (5th straight loss for Packers) before losing in Soldier Field to the Rams
>>157876721The schedule can be changed up until week 5. Flexing a primetime game means rescheduling a game for shit teams so that people will actually watch.
>>157877620Kelvin Sheppard should have been fired last year so he could go somewhere else and keep learning. He's not a good DC at all.
Herbert Haters, how do we respond to these facts and logic? My brain is in a tailspin over this. I am adrift at sea.
You gotta keep the main thing the main thing
>Kyler Murray to start in week 3Why would they do this? Why ruin the momentum and good vibes by benching Wentz?
>>157877840Kyler was named week 1 starter for a reason.
>>157877840Idk but it should be funny
really makes you think
>>157875485don't care hate bearssimple as
>>157877862ACK-son Fart isn't being smart and preserving his leg, he's walking on it like a retard. Caleb made sure to amp up the crocodile tears to make sure he got a cart and minimize as much damage to his hamstring booboo as possible. One of them is incredibly durable and the other will never play a full season in their career. There's levels to this.
>>157877849Yeah but they've played two games since then, so there's more data.
>>157877879and the data says wince has been bad
>>157877840They wanna save Wentz for the playoffs.
>>157877862Two different injuries t.bh. People walk around with CL injuries often.
>>157877880Better than Murray, and you have to take into account the vibes as well. It sounds silly but it does affect players. They're a worse team right now with Murray as the starter.
>>157877876>they won't bring the cart out for you unless you cry enough dumb chicongo retard
>>157877862>people slamming caleb>meanwhile gayden had the cart come out for an arm injury :/
The fact that people slam on Caleb for being gay but don’t do the same for Jayden when he literally fucks his mom really says a lot.
>>157877918Saints aren't "someone has to win" they're genuinely good
>>157877918>who can stop mahomesHe has looked pretty mediocre as a QB so far. Chiefs "fans" are so weird, they are more a fan of a player than a team. It's zoomer brain damage and tmzfagging that causes this.
>>157877892>you have to take into account the vibes as well. It sounds silly but it does affect playersmaybe the team captains agreed they wanted murray
>>157877916>>157877921Ya seethe?
>>157877936none of them have ever presented a non mahomes jersey when asked. it's crazy
Chiefs fans are losers!
>>157877936>>157877962>>157878004You can’t stop thinking about my Chiefs
How many rings does Tom win as owner of da Raiders when he inevitably purchases a majority stake from Mark Davis?
my friends an eagles fan and bought a pet snake and named it Snakeon Barkley
My friends an lions fan and bought a giant dildo and named it jared goff and shoved it up his ass
>>157878033that's based
>>157875594Why are New Yorkers so obsessed with apple picking? >a major cultural tradition>applied orchards across New York have evolved into major fall destinations offering tractor rides, cider donuts, and family activities>The apple is the official state fruit of New York>55,000 acres of apple farms>New York ranks second in the nation for apple production, just behind Washington State.
>>157878047yeah i was impressed desu
>>157878030When you go to bed, closing your eyes, thoughts of Tom Brady's cock, balls and asshole dancing happily in your mind, how do you imagine his butthole looks like?
>>157877082are you a wizard?
>Excellent defense>Good receivers>Bad Oline>Somewhat retarded QB with good physical traits>Smart coach who can usually plan around the flawsThe Texans and Patriots are the same team
ABSOLUTE PISS MISSILE
>>157878084lol. Pats will have a losing record and the Texans will make the Owl
>>157877502ride this bussyi know gayleb wants to
>>157878051>Why is [state] so obsessed with [their largest agricultural activity]Florida used to be obsessed with oranges and grapefruits.Now we're just obsessed with importing as many out-of-state boomers as possible. Send help.
>>157878051apple picking is peak sovl, stop being brown
>>157878094Superbowl?SUPERBOWL?Don't talk about- SUPERBOWL!I'M TRYING TO WIN A GAME
>>157878100>Send helpNo.
I once knew a Bears fanHe successfully heroesHis suicide note to his family explained that football was his biggest joy in life, but since the Bears took that from him, he couldn't go on
We could’ve had Mike Macdonald. Instead, we picked a bald guy
>>157878051You got something better to do?
>>157878068You just know it got so fucking musky during games.
Which team needs to just bite the bullet and change their primary logo?I think Browns and Commanders need it most alongside rebranding into Bulldogs and Redskins (Or a pussified version of that name as long as it has something to do with native Americans because "Commanders" SUCKS)
>>157878200I think Tom Brady ushered in the era of mainstream males getting comfortable with sucking another mans cock in public It first started on PatsFans discussion board were every other post were guys trying to outdo each other in just how explicitly they would sexually pleasure Brady using their mouths, lips, and tongue. Was crazy back then before it went mainstream
>>157878235pleasure this bussy
Deshaun Watson will be a top 10 QB this year
>>157878046that's based
>>157878150I can't believe you guys hired a Falcons Head Coach to shape your franchise. Hiring a Falcons HC has never been a good idea
>>157878235Brady is relentlessly handsome. It’s not even really “gay” per se to want to pleasure his cock, anus, nipples, etc.
>>157878262I want him to get extended so bad kek
>>157878263Yes, I was quite impressed tbdesu
Head coach to shape this bussy
PASS IS...
#TuaTag should be starting over penix tbkfhwufam imhdo.
>>157878218
>>157878297TIE GAME!!!!!!!!!
>>157878302No oil fields in Tennessee
Jared Goff holds a career regular-season record of 24–13 against NFC North opponents
And I'm sorry: but I don't believe the call. I CANNOT BELIEVE THE CALL
My Chargies!
>>157878051It's just fun to do. I've been in a few states that do stuff like this in the fall.>go to orchard>pick apples>get to buy freshly picked apples>fresh cider>cider donut>feed the farm animals>hay rides>maybe they take you down the road to a corn maze>maybe there's a pumpkin patch where you can pick your own pumpkin to take homeThat's just fall shit in the northern states.
Davante Adams has a purple card from Taco Bell that gives him unlimited Taco Bell for life
>>157878331Did he get cyclospora shitz?
>>157878331true wealth
>>157878218My Cleveland and Washington choices will be controversial but the dog looks stupid and the Browns have nothing to do with dogs, and the W is dumb but the Indian logo looks dumber and anachronistic. They need to change to something entirely different.
>>157878339The Redskins logo is iconic.
>>157878331Do black people even like taco bell? The only black people I've ever see eat taco bell have septum piercings and listen to shit like plain white tees and paramore.
>>157878316No patriots in New England either
>>157878358Their white girls like it
>>157878339>the dog looks stupid and the Browns have nothing to do with dogsI think they're considering just rebranding to Cleveland Bulldogs since Browns are a cursed franchise that no one respects and the Bulldogs have an actual connection to the city besides just packing up and becoming the Ravens
>>157878344I feel like half of all Americans had the Redskins logo as their high school football team
>>157878366Fair, I've ate shitty food for pussy before.
>>157878376Mine did but they changed it because injuns
>>157878384Mine was weird we were the Barnstable Red Raiders but we didn't have a Raiders inspired logo it was the Redskins logo with a big B in the middle
>>157878328I think every state has that with pumpkins each fall. At least everyone I know in the US. Other than that, depends on region. Where I'm at strawberry is the #1, have a big strawberry festival and everything
>>157878404California has really good pistachios and wine
>>157878390On the other side of the state there was a red raiders with the skins logo! One of mu buddy's went there for a year before moving here. Not barnstormers or whatever. They've also changed their logo
>>157877936>they are more a fan of a player than a team. It's zoomer brain damageThere were more Brady and Peyton fans in the 00s than Patriots and Colts fans.
>>157878413Cause cali fags love nuts in their mouths
>>157878413And almonds that take 3000x more water to grow than data centers use
>>157878051>New York ranks second in the nation for apple production, just behind Washington State.They make it sound close but we mog the shit out of them on apples
>>157878425Almonds are actually useful
>>157878425based Fox News boomer
Falcons are winning tonight
>>157878425Bullshit
>>157878413>pistachiosMy dad likes those. But everyone loves pecan pie
>>157878452God that would be so funny
>>157878452Yup. Penis jr will throw for 300
Nothing like caramel candy apples around Halloween time. Go Bills!
/nfl/ - talking about other men’s nuts
>>157878456>everyone loves pecan pieI don't. Pecans are the most overrated nut.
/NFL/, give me a list of the QBs that are FAs or on the trade block.
>>157878404Illinois has corn but that's like every flat Midwestern state. Can't complain though because late summer sweet corn is a gift from the gods.
>fired for telling the truthWhen will the world apologize to him?
>>157878456oh fuck it's almost that time of year isn't it
>>157878456>>157878470I actually don't love pecan pie either. It's not bad but it's just too sweet. Now the real good shit is a pumpkin pie with a hard pecan and sugar crust on the top.
>>157878482No one cares, /spol/fag
>>157878453Post source
>>157878480Curtis Orchard outside Urbana-Champaign is dope, we’d always go there as part of weekend trips to watch the Illini play. And since the Illini sucked my entire childhood, the orchard was usually the highlight of the trip.
Just kill me
>>157878493You in 2018:>OH EM GEE THIS MAN SAID DESHAUN WATSON MAKES POOR DECISIONS OH MY OBAMA FIRE THIS MANYou today:>DESHAUN WATSON IS A BAD RAPIST MAN WHO MAKES BAD DECISIONS
>>157878404meth
>>157878498I haven't said any of those things, but you are definitely a deranged race-obsessed /spol/fag.
>>157878480You now remember the Mendota sweet corn festival
>>157878493Happy Yom Kippur
>>157878496he really really likes 3 & 14
>>157878456I love poontang pie
>>157878525Does he really really like poontang 3.14?
>>1578785253rd &14*
Falcons are winning tonight. The Packers have no offensive line (not hyperbole, they were considering putting Tucker Kraft in at O-line). While the Falcons unironically have a talented offense, they’ve just been hamstrung by Pooper Flush. Penis jr. will beat the Packers
List of GOAT'd Halloween Candy•Kit Kat•Twix•Butterfinger•Skittles•Sour Patch Kids
>>157878511Sure thing sweetie
>>157878456>>157878492>just too sweetPecan region is same as sugar region so they are used to having sugar available. Sweet tea is popular there. Yuk. I myself don't like sugar and sweets but I love pecan pie because it's not too sweet. You don't find a pecan pie in life you like, you lost at life
>>157878496iggles playcallers really seem to like slamming their heads into a wall until they play they obsess with finally works
>>157878539I used to like snickers but them shits is like the size of a turd nugget now the little ones they be handing out they gots like 1 pee nut in dem.
>>157878358Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bells were nig magnets until lightskin hipsters flooded them
>>157875347Crouch edition
>>157878404Cherries, my state is known for cherries.>>157878510kek, here comes the ghosts
>>157877223RG3 but elbow
>>157878557Hanging out in or in front of a business does not indicate your patronage of said business. Sometimes you and your homies just need a place to sit and sip the 'gac(pronounced "yak")
so why is this place nothing but reddit cuck posters and fag poster
>>157878331What's that even worth? I mean, how much could you possibly spend at tb over a lifetime
>>157878596How do you know what reddit posts like?
>>157878561Kane?
>>157878603A chalupa, Baja blast and and a Mexican pizza cost me $15 a few months back.
>>157878603Maybe like 30,000 dollars or something idk
>sit down for interview>put on microphone>cameras pointed at you>talking to the interviewer>"uhh duhh wait it wasn't meant for public consumption"Is mike mcdonald retarded?
I will never forgive my childhood friends for convincing me that apathy was normal, ignorance was cool, have aspirations made you a tryhard, and getting stoned and playing video games was the highest joy in life.
>>157878404We have the best pizza in the country. NYC is a close 2nd. Fuck Detroit pizza. Fuck Chicago pizza. Fuck your states pizza. I dont want to hear about your local favorite. It ain't shit trust me.
>>157878589>and a banana cognac biatchykb
>>157878616
Packies die tonight. Mmmhmm it's true it's true
Is kratom really that bad for you?
Did the injury hurt Caleb more because he is gay?
>>157878646>I dont want to hear about your local favorite. It ain't shit trust me.The pizza expert of NJ actually came to a few of my local places and they knocked his socks off. Those aren't even the best ones. And we are not known for pizza
>>157878218Dolphins should revert back. The new logo sucks and looks worse the smaller it is. The old one has a cartoonish charm and is fairly recognizable no matter if you're looking at it from far away or not.
>>157878218I want the Seahawks and Broncos to switch to their retro looks. Only so few teams can get navy right
came looking for bussy
>>157878714Dave portnoy?
>>157878714Where?
>>157878697As an anal virgin who asshole is very uncomfortably tight and sore this last week, I can't imagine the buttplowed pain Caleb lives with on top of his on-the-field pain
>>157878681no not at all
>>157878646Kek, CT has the best pizza.
>>157878747Mom & pops in the suburbia, it's like he didn't understand where the parts of town people actually want to visit are to do those pizza places. Lol. Of the ones he did, most authentic NJ/NY is an old school school mom and pop Italian restaurant with a pizzeria feel that made him feel like he was in Sicily. That place really is a gem, even if you transported it to the best Little Italy strip in NJ. Of the rest of the places he tried and liked, I wouldn't recommend going out into suburbia for them as the ambiance isn't anything 10 of 10 on up or anything
No Fun League>NFL fined 49ers fullback Kyle Juszczyk $14,926 for engaging in an offensive demonstration Sunday vs. Miami. “Your imitation of chugging a beer constituted an offensive demonstration and could reasonably be construed as being in poor taste,” the NFL wrote in its fine letter. Juszczyk, nicknamed “Juice”, already has appealed the fine.
>the best pizzaDoesn't matter. The beauty of pizza is that it's incredibly high-floor. The best pizza is only marginally better than an average pizza, but an average pizza is better than the average for basically any other food.
>>157878817I don't care
>>157878817>$14,926Where does that money go? Which jew is profiting off of this?
>>157878817That's 0.4% of his salary for the year
>>157878404My town also has a strawberry festival
>>157878817How do they know its beer and not a can of pop?
>>157878839Rodger's personal underage prostitute fund
>franchise QB and future HOFer>$55m per year plus tip
>>157878645Stop blaming others for your shitty life
>>157878814What state? What town?
Reminder that this and other sports generals have multiple posters who, from wake to sleep, browse and spam those generals with the same 2 or 3 phrases, and that is the bulk of their identity as human beings: anonymously ruining a sports general on 4chan. Let that sink in. There are real, breathing people like that.
>>157878847Need to take taxes into account and agents fee
>>157878645Oh were were your childhood friends then or now controlling your actions, thoughts and beliefs? What's that, no? So what are you complaining about. Everything in life is a choice. Make better choices.
>muh logo>muh uniformworry about how your team has no viable QB, my nigga. worry about how your offense is operating at a high school level. worry about how you haven't went past the divisional round in 20 years.
>>157878920Remind me of this bussy
>>157878802Absofuckinglutely not. New Jersey and NYC both mog connetiticut in every way especially pizza. Tiny ass irrelevant bitch state. Stay in your lane.
>>157878877Have you every frozen a big bright red one and putt it up your butt?
>>157878920sink in this bussy
What will happen if the Falcons win tonight
>>157878802>t. Dave Portnoy
>>157878922Ok I did that math and it's 0.65%A million is a thousand times a thousand, people forget this.
>>157878920Those “people” destroyed /mlb/
What do you guys think of the Madden movie? https://youtu.be/xzh7HzLXXpk?is=7AXfJuEA_q1S585V
>>157878974Boring
>>157878968>destroyed /mlb/And now it's just Chikaner's playpen and the retards eat it up. Thankfully people here know not to engage with the fag
>>157878950They will add one (1) win to they are win column
>>157878918I'd have to go back and watch the series he did. It's all on social media. Maybe he started in suburbia then did the city. I might just know the suburbia part because that's where I was living at the time and it's like wtf, why he he doing my neighborhood? He did several right by me in suburbia and yet still somehow missed our unanimous top 3 just in that suburb?But again I didn't watch the whole series, people in town were sending me links as it happened as it was my neighborhood
>>157878974Shan't
>>157875409>Meme war subreddit>jokes are bannedThis is the most reddit thing I've seen this month
>>157875409>Fuck ICEI agree. It’s hard to walk on.
latest mina pod screen cap
>>157879049lrn 2 reed teh thred, moran
>the anthem for Bills fans is about getting cucked
>>157875409>career ending He hurt his bussy. Are they serious right now?
>>157875447Bryce Young is finishing as a top 5 qb this season. Cap it
>>157875443I guarantee he is gonna kill someone at some point, although it might be himself
>>157878967Don't forget tips
>>157875447Kenneth walker is winning mvp this season. Rather he would be if the mvp award wasnt stacked against him in favor of qbs and knly qbs being allowed to win it apparently.
>NFL fined 49ers fullback Kyle Juszczyk $14,926 for engaging in an offensive demonstration Sunday vs. Miami. “Your imitation of chugging a beer constituted an offensive demonstration and could reasonably be construed as being in poor taste,” the NFL wrote in its fine letter. Juszczyk, nicknamed “Juice”, already has appealed the fine.
>>157879049Proud sponsor of 49ers FB Kyle Juszczyk
>>157879079That Mr bright side song that Michigan does in college football? The Bills is it too?
>>157879123Holy fuck Deepak, get your shit together.
>Mina's top shows of the 21st centurythoughts?
>>157879079Walk by Pantera isn't about being cucked retard
>>157879112>>157879049He should say hee was pretending to drink a Bud Light, the official Beer of the NFL
>>157879112Alcohol is literally poison to the body but you do you.
>>157879132>PatriotI take back everything bad I ever said about her
>>157879140A disgusting act!
>>157879112See >>157879078
>>157879123No, it's Walk by Pantera or Shout
>>157879132wtf I love Mina now
>>157879049"I wasnt chugging a beer i was sucking a dick. You have a problem with the LGBTQ+ community?" Make the NFL go on the defensive.
>>157879132>Watchmenwhat the fuck
Whoa.
>>157879058>>157879141>>157879151
>>157879147>no I posted it first, give me the (you)s
>>157879157It tackles the tough issues that come with being black in america.
>>157879166I didn't post it, I just think it's sill when the thread fills with people reposting the same copypasta from a tweet, especially when it's with no additional comment.
Its official Buffalo is a wagon
>NFL fined 49ers fullback Kyle Juszczyk $14,926 for engaging in an offensive demonstration Sunday vs. Miami. “Your imitation of chugging a beer constituted an offensive demonstration and could reasonably be construed as being in poor taste,” the NFL wrote in its fine letter. Juszczyk, nicknamed “Juice”, already has appealed the fine.What the actual fuck.
>>157879179We appreciate you anon for keeping the quality of the thread high by posting off topic.
>NFL fined 49ers fullback Kyle Juszczyk $14,926 for engaging in an offensive demonstration Sunday vs. Miami. “Your imitation of chugging a beer constituted an offensive demonstration and could reasonably be construed as being in poor taste,” the NFL wrote in its fine letter. Juszczyk, nicknamed “Juice”, already has appealed the fine.Engage this bussy
>>157879049>>157879112>>157879160>>157879186>>157879201See: >>157878847 >>157878967He won't even notice
>>157879204Notice this bussy
>NFL fined 49ers fullback Kyle Juszczyk $14,926 for engaging in an offensive demonstration Sunday vs. Miami. “Your imitation of chugging a beer constituted an offensive demonstration and could reasonably be construed as being in poor taste,” the NFL wrote in its fine letter. Juszczyk, nicknamed “Juice”, already has appealed the fine.Deserved honestly. My kid saw that celebration and now he's an alcoholic
Did you guys ever consider that $14000 might not be that much to someone making millions of dollars a year?
Is Brock purdy the best mr. Irrelevant ever?
>>157879132not bad desu
>>157878920/hoc/ dying a slow death due to this
>>157879233never trusted this nigga
Did you guys hear about Kyle Jewscheck getting fined for his beer celebration?
WHAT THE FUCK A FOOTBALL PLAYER DRINKING BEER WHERE COULD HE HAVE POSSIBLY GOT THE ODEA THAT THIS WAS ACCEPTABLE
>>157879216>he doesn't know about california taxeshe probably takes home less than a starbucks wagie
>>157879245Starcucks is ran by machines now.
>>157879132
My Packers are bringing out the belt tonight
I honestly want to go back to prohibition. Alcohol related deaths. Drunk driving. Seeing alcoholics in public places being sloppy as fuck. Its disgusting. I've Unironically been straight edge my entire life. I feel like i was the one kid that DARe actually worked on. I took that shit seriously. I tried beer on my 21st birthday for the first time, thought it was fucking disgusting, and never drank again.
>>157879242Fake drinking beer is more like an advertisement
>>157879254what an exciting time
>>157879259and hanging yourself with it in your closet
Post a funnier guy.
Travis Kelsey is a lucky mfer
oooooo mina erotic
Tried to make the most heartbreaking miserable playoffs I could imagineBy conference championship weekend I think everyone would just be sad
>>157879276If they lose I might
>>157879235unlock it bud
>you will never be dedicated enough to your team to drive a snowplow onto the field just to clear some snow for your team to make a game winning kick Can you even call yourself a fan?
>>157877840there is no offensive momentum, the vibes are the defense and everyone in the locker room knows it
>>157879299the one girl you see in your early engineering classes before she disappears sophomore year
>>157879280My man
>>157879291I'd have to see 1) her bare pussy2) her bare tits 3) her bare assbefore I would know one way or the other
>>157879316thats not a snow plow
>>157875675>packerfrens>tf>%99.9 a somali invaderkys
>>157879049/druk/ is the most oppressed community in nfl history
>>157879316Cheating is cheating. The Cheateiots have always been cheaters and always will be.
>>157878663based nostrilsdumbass
>>157879316Honestly based. He was a convicted too. That's true dedication right there. And Shula went and cried to the NFL like a little bitch lol
>>157879280
>>157879132HOLY NORMIE PLEB SHIT, CRINGEMAN
>>1578789204chan itself is dying, thank fuck. That will be a glorious day
Worst Thursday Night Football matchup in history
top 10 tv shows1-10. the sopranos
1. Bengals2. Chiefs3. Bills4. Jaguars5. Ravens6. Broncos7. Patriots1. 49ers2. Saints3. Eagles4. Bears5. Rams 6. Seahawks7. Vikings
Why do a handful of you obsess over a mid like mina kimes?
Klint Kubiak's offense will get a lot of credit for the Raiders' 2-0 start. While that side of the ball is playing well, it's more notable what Vegas' defense is doing under DC Rob Leonard. The Raiders' defense is first in the NFL in EPA allowed per play, and by a wide margin. Already, it seems like the free-agent and draft additions have made significant improvements on both sides of the ball.>3 starters on the Raiders D: CB Eric Stokes, and the two ILBs Quay Walker, and Nakobe Dean back on the same defense together at Georgia
>>157879386The ending was such a let down
>>157879267Good idea. Let's just kill all those jobs surrounding alcohol and then generate a brand new underground market. It worked great the first time! Why did we end it again?
>>157879132She's such a stupid bitch
>>157879400Asian pussy grip so good
>>157879407bobby is my spirit animal ongfr
the defense is still a question after giving up 389 yards despite Jayden Daniels missing half of the game due to an elbow injury. The Cowboys didn't have a sack. They have two sacks in two games, and the only player with more than a half-sack is safety Caleb Downs.
>>157879242>>157879268Yeah Mahomes drinking that beer was basically an Oakley ad
>>157875485i've BEEN telling all of these stupid fucking faggots: the packers have been the most overrated team BY FAR since they lucked out and beat the biggest frauds in the nfl (the cowboys) in ONE playoff game a few years ago. for whatever reason, too many morons think that beating the cowboys in the playoffs means you just beat the 90s (or even 70s) cowboys and then they overrate the fuck out of you. good for the cowboys for fleecing the cheeseshits for a couple of 1st rounders though.
>>157879426so you're basically saying that the cowboys' defense is still the eberflus/zimmer defense but with a possible defensive ROY candidate and better vibes.
>>157879412We ended it because people are degenerates and have no self control. Alcohol is literally poison to the body. It destroys your body. While we're on the topic if you smoke cigarettes you're a stupid piece of shit too. It's horrible that the nfl has an official poison sponsor.
>>157875485It'll get better once Josh jacobs is back
>>157879453fag
>>157879386i like the wire better
>>157877702The packers will bounce back tonight against the falcons. Packers are definitely better than the falcons
The penis man is coming to fuck my Packies tonight, we will finally hit rock bottom
Packer bros, are you ready for the Penis?
>>157879492NAh, that thing is flaccid
>>157879492>white>not well below average size
>>157879492remember to do your kegels
>>157879300kino
>>157879535It’s zoomed in, obviously
>>157879414this but unironically
What needs to be addressed is how the Bears' offense was inept vs Flores' Vikings just one week after putting up 59 points at Carolina. The Bears scored three points against Minnesota and that was with Williams playing three-and-a-half quarters. It would have been better had it not been for a D'Andre Swift fumble at the 1-yard line and a blocked field goal. The rainy weather was certainly an issue, but it's not like the Bears won't be playing more bad weather games. One bad game doesn't mean the Bears are in trouble on offense, but one great game might not make them the highest scoring offense in NFL history either. Bears head coach Ben Johnson said: "Both defensive coordinators did a great job making it very challenging for the opposing offense. I thought that was the tale of the tape."
>>157879549So if I zoom out it will be black?
>>157879492huh? my dick doesn't have these things sticking out the sides...
>>157879569How do you make sure the woman gets pregnant without barbs?
stop calling him penisgrow up
>>157875481Fucking love perna
>>157875484Honestly the curse wheel is pretty accurate. Last year for sure.
>>157879569>>157879564Lol virgins
>>157879576I tell Tyrone to not pull out
>>157875621Was that the 1st, 2nd, or 3rd surgeon?
>>157879564Gayleb freaking out was unironically elite PR to take all the attention away from the Bears offense being stopped
>>157879492Love v Cock
Packers vs Falcons will come down to who wants it more
There is a non zero chance that Caleb WIlliams is doing a naked handstand against the wall and twerking in a teammates face because his hammy is feeling better right now.
>>157879658Which teammate? Who's the gayest player on the bears besides Caleb?
>>157879646I'm thinking the team that scores the most points is going to have the edge tonight
>>157879671Odunze is zesty too
>>157879646it's a 60 minute gameyou have to execute in all three phases
>>157879671its always a scrappy, willing to do anything to make the team, practice squad guy that Caleb likes to corner.
>>157879369>>157879316how did he sneak a snowplow onto an nfl field
The Retardinals aren’t that bad, they just can’t compete with the Seahawks or 9ers. They are not dolphins/falcons tier.
>>157879646they're just trying to go 1-0 this week
>all you can eat buffet>fire alarm went off after i had my first bite
>>157879671My guess is Caleb's main target area is Chicago's Boystown—the oldest officially recognized LGBTQ+ cultural district in the United States
>>157879695it was a different time
>>157879692That sounds predatory "How badly do you want to make this team...? *unzips pants*
Stfu if ur making fun of Caleb’s injury. You’ve never even smelt a football field, you cannot relate to what he’s going through. You’ve never done shit but eat dick.
>>157879658>>157879671>>157879687gayleb is literally in a secret relationship with pcgay
>>157879706What's the problem here
>>157879402aping Howie's plan, I see
>>157879646I think whoever scores more points will win
>>157879739No they have a couple of white players on defence too
>>157879695The snowplow was already there. It was used to clear the yard lines like 10, 20, 30, 40, etc. He used it and acted like he was just clearing the nearest 10 yard line like normal then suddenly veered off course right to where the ball was placed to clear the kicking spot. No one saw it coming. And it happened so what are they going to do? Manually pile snow back onto the spot? The damage was done. He's a legend. True fan. True dedication.
Actual football players are responding sympathetically to Caleb’s injury but you pudgy, weak fucks are clowning on him. Speaks volumes. If you were teleported into the Bears locker room right now, would you still call “Gayleb” a pussy? I doubt it.
