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Caniac Edition
Last shift >>157871323
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posting in epin bread
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On time SC winning thread for straight white men
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>>157877436
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>>157877460
Are those family members or alberta independence influencers?
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>>157877488
checked
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>mfw gary talks about further expansion
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Need sips
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> Chayka said. "The trade-off of that is the risk. You'll look back and some teams are going to be really happy, some of them will be OK, and then probably some contracts you regret."
Wow this guy is a genius no wonder laffs hired him.
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>>157877589
study Goldilocks and then get back to me
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>>157877589
Gary here. Lay off my guy ((( Chayka ))), if you know what's good for you.
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>>157877636
Sometimes the Wendy's burger is really shit, sometimes it's super shit, and sometimes it's just shit. Like >laffs, really.
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eat rock candy
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>>157877692
I make my own burger and fries like a real man
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yeah I think I've got my opening night parlay ready
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>Maple Leafs GM John Chayka explains itinerary of upcoming team excursion to Arizona: "I'll be wearing bunny ears and an 'AUSTON'S BITCH' t-shirt. The rest of the guys will do yard work at his house. Should be fun."
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Why do the Penguins have such terrible luck this year? A couple critical pre-season injuries and Kuzmenko is going to miss games because his dad got eaten by a fucking bear.
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>rags
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imagine your best player being a fucking fat balding mexican
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they wouldnt let my buddy on to my rec league team (the jews). How do I sabotage my team but without making it to obvious
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>games don't matter
>teams still fighting one another
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>>157893738
girls
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>laffs
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watching Oceans 11 instead of shit games
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>soilers
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dustin wolf could've tried on that one
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>ded wongs
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>stors
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When will Gary start counting the results
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Yaldagaroth's illusory world doesn't fool me
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Joke Oettinger
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>pongs
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>cucks
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:)
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>>157966133
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>>157966173
Vegas has by far the brownest crowd in pro sports
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I had to go to the restroom in a gas station and the person before me didn’t flush so there was a toilet full of disgusting liquid marner, fucking disgusting
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The canes got completely dominated in the first. This your champion?
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>Brock Faber had a skull fracture
How hard did he get hit?
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>he's deathly afraid of suntans and melanin and thinks someone else cares
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>>157966217
sorry man
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>>157966217
that's half the fun of using a public restroom
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bud won
trbrother won
mitch was avenged
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Why do canes fans look so odd? Wingsofredemption is one
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Be honest, if you were born Canadian, would you come out to your parents?
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>>157966222
I think it was a blue-line slapper from Heiskanen, probably dinged him pretty good
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>>157966085
Ah Radko, but that a Czech dude so no again.
I just wanna see Leafs vs MTL. I bet it will be a good game.
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do they still give the radio broadcasts for free on the nhl app?
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HU
O
MEN
TA

clap clap clapclapclap
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Wait, is hockey season still going?
Who knew?
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that arena is fucking empty after their team won the cup, why does gary insist on the sunbelt?
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which hasbs gets injured on the first game, as it is tradition?
>newhook
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need my canesies to set up in the offensive zone literally once in this game at 5-on-5
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refchads are taking over the game
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sosej or fish sticks?
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>>157966403
it's a Tuesday afternoon, lad

https://youtu.be/Jc2pEEJfVLI
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>nooooo noooooo don't play defense noooooo you can't push a guy that's a hold somehow nooooooooooooo
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holy ref puck
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>>157966421
Price
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>scoreless draw
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>>157966456
he plays for the sh0rks now
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Ever since last playoffs it seems the refs don't "let them play" anymore. Lame
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>>157966456
san jose sharks legend carey price
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Don’t insult the refs when they haven’t done anything wrong
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>>157966462
Oh. I actually thought he had retired, and was going to follow it up with some sort of dumb old man injury joke.
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>tranthers
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im bored already, gary
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>>157966498
excellent post
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i cant score
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don't forget who runs this league, bitch!
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>>157966498
post of the year right here
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shit teams
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>im bored already, gary
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I'm actually surprised they let that really high hit behind the net go without a scrum or something.
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heh heh
he called him "bussy"
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>>157966389
Huomenta but opposite
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boosi, i mean bussi
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>>157966421
Dach
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>>157966545
hyvaa yota
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Hurricanes are both a Carolina and Florida sports team.
Panthers are both a Carolina and Florida sports team.
Jacksonville is both a Carolina and Florida city.
Holy crap
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dats my bussy, I think i'll keep him
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Uh so the champs cant even get one shot 5v4
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>>157966558
bravo, gary!
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>>157966562
Sunbelt team, please understand.
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are the canes retarded?
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yeah so uhhhhhhhhhh my canesies aren't doing ANYTHING offensively
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>>157966545
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How is Carolina going to score goals without any shots?
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>>157966506
Are you happy now?
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bussi gets RAMMED
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>>157966588
an excellent and poignant question
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do the canes have a single shot this period
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went into bussy?
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>>157966590
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>>157966590
Bussi takes it right in Tkachuk!
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he gets blue tented in the nfl
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>>157966597
referee had his arm all the way up
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>a very exciting scoreless draw in Raleigh, NC
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>>157966590
My bussi is impenetrable (。◕‿‿◕。)
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this fat slob story commercial is great
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that was soft as shit
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wow Fla loaded up on the grit this offseason
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GARY
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>>157966634
Fatslob?
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Mckenna-tavares-nylander kino soon
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WHERE ARE THE GOALS GARY?
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>>157966648
what about Knies?
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>>157966653
Saving them for the shootout.
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Yeah the canes are frauds
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>OH N-
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Carolina is shit
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>half a scoreless Gary League game in Raleigh
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My hurricanes literally cannot score on the PP

How is this possible
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so this is the power of finns
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REFCHADS STAY WINNING!
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nuke aho and svech into the sun
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that was a 5 on 3 lmao
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>can't score on a 5 on 3
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aho is mad
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>>157966665
J L M I
L
M
I
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holy fucking SLOPPY
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TWO MUCH MAN
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>>157966675
WE RUN THIS LEAGUE
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>>157966665
they're cup champs
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intentional offside
don't let them change
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>>157966682
even he knows the team is shit
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we're taking over refs bros
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SO BEAT IT
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rod's fitness regiment ruined aho
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Shouldn't his name be Shawn Skater?
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Which is better: aho or bussy?
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Didn’t watch the game yet how is it
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I wonder how many espn viewers are turned off of hockey because of this shit game
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ssscccaaaaaaaaarrrrr
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>>157966766
everyone's watching baseball until the mckenna show starts
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>>157966772
The gym had the game on when I left
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onhockey tv turned on, puck drops in 15 minues
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LITTLE PARACHUTES!
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You may not like it but the habs are winning da stanley's cup this season, led by Hutson the GOAT and Demidov the Best.
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>>157966767
It's too early in the season for you to be troublemaker >:(
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GARY CAM!
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Leafs are winning 5-0, screencap this
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>>157877343
>recycling 5 day old bread
old /hoc/ would never
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>>157966793
How kind of Gary to make a guest appearance
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even gary looks bored, sad!
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Gary looked bored
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>>157966790
i also fake /cric/ new threads
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Aww. Poor Gary is getting sweepy. Give him your energy /hoc/
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>>157966783
they don't have price under contract anymore
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falling asleep
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>>157966809
He looks so bored and unimpressed with the cologne
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Bros I just came from the VIP bathroom at Lenovo Center and Gary was in a stall next to mine railing lines!!
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>Gary Bettman shows up
>ESPN announcers:
>"YOU'RE gay for Gary!"
>"no, YOU'RE gay for Gary! tee hee!"
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>>157966830
what did he say to him?
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>Chinese arena sponsor
ew
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Gary is so handsome it's unreal
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>>157966830
Barkov needs to deliver him a celsius
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>>157966830
>dreams of two $5 Billion expansion fees
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>>157966813
>>157966815
>>157966820
>>157966830
because this game sucks
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REMPE!
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where's stormy
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whats up my nillas

prime start for the season, canesies kitties elite hockey and then hatewatching laffs and hasb right after
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I would not trust Marchand with financial planning
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>ça te pousse dans le popotin
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Scoring in Gary's Nhl in 2026, not likely.
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>>157966853
It has been a scoreless neck and neck the entire time!
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10 years ago this was a meme filler matchup you watched to kill a day between >your team's games
Still feels like one honestly
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>>157966860
Huomenta Heikki :)
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>>157966877
Hakuna Matata
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>>157966864
I hate Gary's sunbelt agenda
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>>157966820
>>157966830
>>157966837
Gary looks handsome =3
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I CANT SCORE.
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BUSSI TIGHT
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>scoreless sunbelt draw
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Paul Maurice is based
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>rags
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KEK that was a hot mic!
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das raycis mayne i dindu nuffin
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Bussi for Vezina
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KEK
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feel the puck, /hoc/
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>fucking big bitch
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FUCKIN BIG BITCH.
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SHIEETTT
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>"FUCKIN' BIG BITCH. FUCKIN' BIG BITCH."
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>trapped waging
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The goy aren't gonna start race mixing unless someone scores, Gary
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>>157966908
some people call him "Maurice"
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>>157966920
Oh the sponsors aren't going to like that!
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This Bussi is impenetrable
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>>157966939
>>157966941
trb's family's opinion of him
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Send him down to the Checkers @Zito
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FUCKIN BIG BITCH
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>two very long, very scoreless periods and a draw as a result
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>>157966952
Who cares
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so sloppy from canes and i'm not talking about the bussi
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I CAN'T SCORE
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JESAS SHARTSTROM
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holy shit, actual signs of life from the Hurricanes
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scaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrr
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>>157966978
yeah they're hungover from the cup
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what will gary do to break up the scaaarless draw, this is bad for business
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Is Carolina aware that they need to score goals?
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>>157966997
Shootout
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>>157966997
he needs to crank up the magnetic posts and exploding sticks!
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"Markstrom" means "Tight Bum" in Swedish
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>>157966949
what is a "pompatous of love" anyway?
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ref puck for zero reason at 0:00
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>>157966997
he'll deliver locker room speechs to both teams
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huh gary, the puck?
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why is subban dressed like he's about to flash people in a public park
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Guys, I clicked onto a French stream for the Canadian game. What language is this?
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What the fuck is PK Subban wearing?
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>>157967043
>ah ah ah ah ah
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>>157967028
Freedom of speech doesn't mean freedom from consequences.
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Who's making a game thread for laffs vs habs?
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>>157967051
Not a Leafchad, but I am watching your stream
Is that allowed?
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>>157967075
Lets beat him up!
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>>157967052
no waffle fries?
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holy the contrast in soulless sunbelt slop to kino O6 matchups
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generic viagra chads stay winning with these espn commercials
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>>157967090
2026-2027 is the year effortposting returns
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No wonder people don't want to play for Carolina. I am sure even the players are falling asleep.
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>>157967117
the nhl wants the middle aged man market
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It's good to be back
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we're boycotting quebec and alberta, actually
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>>157967043
Something like this?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UBnQOXw-uTg
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less than 30 seconds into the broadcast before sportsnet used AI generated graphics
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>>157967137
those boys need red bulls
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>>157967117
THEY ARE TRYING TO CLOSE THIS LEGAL LOOPHOLE TO GET 14 CENT GENERIC VIAGRA AND GENERIC CIALIS
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>>157967154
grim
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I dont know why I thought puckdrop was at 7
fuck my gay retarded ass
go habs
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>>157967179
it's 7 in gary standard time, easy mistake to make
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*e!spn branded wooooosh*
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>>157967120
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>>157967143
is left natty?
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>>157967189
beautiful :3
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which NHL team would Malfoid be a fan of?
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>>157967201
bawston
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>>157967143
gay midget
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>>157967201
florida
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Haha time for >laffs
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>laffs
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SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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Yoo this kid McKenna have drip fr no cap
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puck not dropped yet?
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can you even see the puck?
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>Scotiabank Library
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>>157967225
he's bussin
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>laffs
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>>157967231
I'm bussin'
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Is this game going to begin before the scoreless 2nd intermission is over?
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Gary is screaming at the boys right now to make it exciting
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oh yeah officer bobrovsky is a leafs' player now
that will be fun
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>>157967267
he's on a big case in GTA
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>the city of scottsdale
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is the puck even in the building?
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>shot of the crowd
>just a bunch of suits giving zero fucks
>laffs
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my nigga Erik Johnson finna be the next Don Cherry
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so who are the bad guys tonight
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Gary please.... the goals....
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S S M 8
S
M
8
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Why are they singing Oh Canada instead of the national anthem? Canadians are a strange people.
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>>157967267
>>157967276
speaking of, mfw they actually have Law & Order Toronto now. Literally busting jeet criminals
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>>157967301
>laffs
>ruins
>turds
>knights
>nucks
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>>157967206
too uncouth
>>157967210
too nouveau riche / swamp people
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I don't do sports betting
Is "how close to the listed start time the game actually starts" a category you can bet on
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
wait shit theres no american teams
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>>157967314
Great post
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>>157967318
An American team won Gold at the Olympics.
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let's see if this hothead can take all the mom slandering
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Nah these teams both suck
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SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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Tabarnak...
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IT'S OVER
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>>157967317
Probably.
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>LAFFS
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>the same scoreless draw
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laffsbros we're on the upswing!
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so close
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LITERALLY
WHO
WILL
STOP
US
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Jakub more like Pookub
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>H1bs
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It begins
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i saw enough, send him in
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>panthers / canes
>no goals partway through the 3rd

>habs / leafs
>goal 48 seconds in
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first goal of the NHL season
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these games are lame. I'm gonna watch scooby doo and zombie island
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>d1bes
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>>157967382
Based. That's a good movie.
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KWAB
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>McKenna
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it's over, im so fucking done with this team
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mckenna uh oh
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>a scoreless third period
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>H1BS
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>Montembeault vindicated less than a minute in
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CAM ON FLORINYA
SCAR SUM FAKKIN GOLS
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>>157967375
What is Gary thinking?
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>>157967395
nigga the game just started
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>>157967382
Watch Scooby Doo! WrestleMania Mystery!
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selke award winner huh
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>>157967396
he needs more time
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LOL
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>>157967382
>"rit was about rates rights, Raggy!"
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>>157967375
>panthers/canes
>build up dramatic suspense and get the most ads in through a shootout
>laffs/h1b1s
>blow their load in under a minute
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>>157967409
he went to the wrong game
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>>157967428
Gary thinks he knows what Canadians want
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>>157967430
He can't legally step foot in Canada.
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>>157967428
whatever you say, intern
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>>157877343
Hello, I don't follow /hoc/ but I think it's pretty near. I also like a good meme. Can someone explain the one in the OP?
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I'm going to watch the scranton penguins instead
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Nylander is on pace to score 84 goals.
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Just like my Nylander
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You can tell it’s a fresh team, a fresh start
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>bussi
>>
sneedlander
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>>157967455
>scoreless draw
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>>157967452
It's silly because frogs would never wear a Canes jersey.
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>>157967455
wilkes-barre/scranton*
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I am currently watching the Toronto maple leafs and dont hate myself.
I could not say the same at any point last year.
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Habs look like absolute ass.
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>>157967474
Eat rock candy
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>one scoreless draw
>one drawless score
say la vie
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>>157967479
Grrrr. I hate seeing the people of Toronto happy.
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>>157967491
This but unironically
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>>157967478
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>>157967483
directions unclear
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don't worry habs bros
leaf elimination day will happen as usual this year
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GARY SAVE US
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GARY MY HABBIES ARE GETTING BTFO THEY NEED A PP GARY
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>>157967474
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Petition to ban whoever the coach for Canes is. Soulless hockey.
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>>157967501
>popular hockey romance authors (plural)
>implying there are many of them
scary thought
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any good games?????
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>>157967483
>>157967520
Guys, fun is fun, but this is going too far.
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>>157967524
Romance is just a code word for rape desu
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>only 1 shot 10 minutes in
Oh yeah Habs are back
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>>157967501
Nhl soon to be a degenerate league
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>>157967527
only SHIT games on tonight
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My leafsies are so back
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>>157967527
This is the rangers-bruins waiting room
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>>157967507
The Rock can eat whatever he likes; I'm not gonna get in his way or make suggestions
>He's an adult
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dude's getting skate shanked!
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>>157967536
This is how they got to the conference finals, trust
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I could've been slapping my balls around for the past two and a half hours instead of watching this scoreless draw!
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>only ONE fucking goal scored so far, Gary...
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>>157967543
None of those things are true.
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lars flopper
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Gary is sleeping, the sport is dead.
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hello fellow hockey faggots, I've been a fan for years but never ponied up money to watch a season live. What is the best deal for giving the jews my shekels? ESPN+ on Hulu is like $35 a month, not terrible, but are there any promotions or anything?

I know I can pirate and watch free online and all the shit, but I want to watch with the family too on the living room goyvision and actually support the league with my dollarinos because I'm a good slave. Thanks frens.
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Canadiens with the soft pp
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>>157967524
hockey has been the main sports angle in the genre for a long time.
>>157967537
it does specify that this will not be actual romance. maybe they'll just be talking about stuff the players get up to in a gossipy way? or it's an extension of the wacky voices guy from nhl europe.
>The stories put out by the NHL won’t feature any actual romance between real-life NHL players. The presentation, however, winks at the genre. The first two installments, “Jack of Hearts” and “The Storm Between Us,” feature Golden Knights C Jack Eichel and Hurricanes C Sebastian Aho, respectively.
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>>157967563
Guys quick! Place a bet on sportsbet now! Its the only way to save Gary!
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>>157967552
It's especially bad when we have to stay up so late for this garbage.
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i thought Pitbull was gonna be performing during halftime
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>laffs
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ANDERSON BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
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>laffs
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HABS SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
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Come on Cats. Scar some fackin goals.
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OFFICER BOBROVSKY YOU MESS UP LIKE THAT ONE MORE TIME AND YOU'RE OFF THE CASE
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>laffs
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>>157967576
Somewhere out there Gary is laughing at both of us, lad
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>>157967569
I showed you my puck please answer.
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>>157967543
>The Rock must stick to his diet regimen; only the items on the list, and only when indicated
>>Dwayne Johnson is an expensive man-child
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>>157967576
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>>157967591
I need you to turn in your stick and your mask.
And your other stick.
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>THEY HAVE TOO MUCH MOMENTUM QUICK CALL A PENALTY
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>most dangerous draw at ScotiaBank
>and two scoreless draws
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>>157967569
if you can vpn to the australian version of disney+, which includes espn, they have all games except some of the preseason and offer both teams' feeds.
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>>157967610
Gary killed the >laffs momentum by calling a penalty against them earlier so it's only fair
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LEAFS NATION CALLS FOR GARY AID
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Habs really are PP merchants
Habs fane are worse than Laffs fans but seeing the Leafs lose their first game, with all the McKenna hype is what needs to happen.
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>>157967620
did anyone ask?
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*e!spn go woooooosh*
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>>157967628
meepmeepmeepmeepmeep
meepmeepmeepmeepmeepmeepmeepmeepmeepmeepmeepmeepmeepmeepmeep
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>>157967590
sex with rei
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If this goes to a shoot out we're fucking losing...
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>>157967563
I think it's time for Gary to consider retirement
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>>157967649
>fucking losing
what trb was doing on 04/17/22
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abysmal pp florida
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>>157967569
They made actually watching the sport legit such a pain in the ass that I legit couldn't tell you. ESPN I guess. I think NBC still broadcasts some games.
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>>157967658
The season already started nigger. Knock if off.
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>>157967658
We don't do that shit anymore.
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>>157967662
I'm glad we paid all that money for a sleepy offense.
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>>157967668
>>157967676
>trb bubblin
KWAB
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>laffs PP
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>>157967668
>>157967676
Which VPN do you use?
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Lol his name sounds like booger
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This Canes vs Kitties game is actively making the NHL look horrible for any newcomers. I wouldn't blame anyone for leaving when it looks like a soccer game out there.
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FUCK BUSSI
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leo carlsson salary 18 million

so he is twice as good as mcdavid
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>>157967691
You respect the Stanley Cup Champion!
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>>157967700
LETS FUCK BUSSI
>CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
LETS FUCK BUSSI
>CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
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>>157967705
Leo will win a cup before McDavid. Trust.
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>scoreless into GaryTime
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super el nino belt ice...
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GARY POINTS SPOTTED LFG!!!
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>>157967628
>>157967699
Deny, deflect, blame others. This is the Swedish way.
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>scoreless Gary Time in North Carolina
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1st game of the season already going to Garytime. Shekelmaxxing to the extreme.
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>>157967719
edmonton is sinking ship, mcdavid should probably go elsewhere
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*CLAP CLAP*
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>>157967731
Gary is a Swede?
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0-0 games are actually thrilling. Like who's going to score first? You don't know!
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>0-0 through regulation
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sssccaaaaaaarrrr
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GARY POINTS!
GARY POINTS!
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>>157967748
it's so typical game for florida

they play 0-0 0-1 games and very ugly hockey. they will probably barely make to playoffs this season
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I love gambling and I love Israel thank you Gary
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First game of the season and we are already giving out garypoints
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I havent noticed McKenna on ice yet.
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>>157967766
3 > 2 > 1. Next.
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>>157967766
wtf i love finland now
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>>157967766
Holy shit Finnish girls look like THAT?
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BENJAMIN NETENYAHU IF YOU CAN HEAR ME, THE CANES ARE HAMAS
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>During the 2025–26 NHL season, approximately 24.8% of all games went to overtime, and about 36% of those overtime games required a shootout to determine a winner.
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how long before crystal mckenna gets all her holes fucked by corey perry?
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how much property can the average nhl salary get you?
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>0-0 draw to start the season
grim
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Holy shit Caufield got manhandled lmao
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>he looks like a ken doll
mommy mckenna wants willy's willy
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>rags game in on sportsnet plus
oh cool well im not signing up for that and I guess I can cancel my 200 dollar a year centre ice subscription too
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miss caufield is getting banged up out there
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2 points for a regulation win
1 point for an OT or SO win
0 points for fucking losers

Games would quickly stop going to OT
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Jackeye should have killed McBusta there
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>>157967780
>>157967781
no it's from the Odussey, ... real Odyssey movie ....
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SSCARRRRR KITTIES WIN!!
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>rand1es
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>>157967809
>200 dollars
Is this fake dollars or real dollars? What does watching every game in Canada cost? (Streaming subs)
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>>157967818
>discontent with the current OT rules
I predicted this
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
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Bussi more like Busty
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4.3 secs left for the anti climax season start
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KITTY BROS. WE ARE SO BACK.
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LET'S GO HABS
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>BUSSI
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>randy
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>McKenna sees Xhekaj
>Pulls off the puck and tries to weakly tap it
He's such a pussy lol
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eat cock randy
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>holding the stick
>no call
>leads to a goal

every
fucking
time
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So can we add the asterisk to the canes cup now that its proven they only won because Florida was injured?
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>>157967831
>>157967835
>Randies realizing they only won the cup because the kitties took an off year
Love to see it
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>Andersen injured until at least December
Who could've predicted that???
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I can’t believe my starsies don’t play until Friday wtf. As if I want to watch all these shitters. Are there any good new shows out?
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FUCK YEAHHHHH FORSLINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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>not ready for the long ranger with 4 seconds left
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Yeah I'm thinking we're back
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ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ
ALLEZ FLORIDA
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bussy bros...
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>verhaege makes a TERRIFIC defensive play
>cheats
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GET FUCKED CANES. WE OWN YOU AND DON'T FORGET IT.
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>>157967859
>canadian
you're not even in this conversation
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>>157967858
Stay mad. Refchads with fat fanduel accounts run this sport!
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randy got shutout on banner night
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>>157967876
>we
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>>157967842
you were fucking saying
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It's the Panthers world and we're all livin' in it.
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>rags
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he shoots
he scores
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>th-that was an amazing game...
lmao
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I hope all of you idiot florida fans know that last missed call was the gift you had to have to win
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>great game, despite the lack of goals
I love defensive standoffs; fuck that dude
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Markstrom looked pretty good. It would have been interesting to see how he'd do in a shootout.
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>>157967924
Gary gifted your irrelevant franchise a cup last season. Be more grateful.
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Kitties are back baby
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I love the Florida Panthers who play in Sunshine Florida
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>>157967621
Interesting...
>>157967663
Thanks. It's easy to subscribe, just fucking expensive because they know all of us goys love our sports and stick balls.
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>the hurricanes are so shit Markstrom has a 1.000 save percentage
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Name a more perfect hockey player. Protip: you can't.
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>>157967930
Markström is not good. He will show his true colors eventually.
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>>157967940
The problem is though that most of those subscriptions have the local games blacked out, so if you are a fan of the team you live around, you can't watch the games. If you live too close to another market, also blacked out.
Or at least that is how it used to be. I gave up years ago.
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>>157967924
We generously gifted you a loser point same way we gifted you the crooked banner you raised tonight after taking last season off for a gap year
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>>157967949
this guy is like a bipolar woman
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when is Flamiac time?? didn't see them on the schedule
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>>157967958
We'll see. I'll take a shutout against the defending Stanley Cup champions.
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>>157967958
Nobody is good playing for the Devils
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How about a Florida Panthers edition next?
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>>157967809
off the top of my head I pay
>200 dollars for centre ice on cable
>this is supposed to give me every out of market game
>it doesn't and never has
>50 dollars per month for 5 Sportsnet Channels and 5 TSN channels
>theoretically, this is supposed to give me access to every game in canada
>except every canadian team game that is not in toronto is blacked out
>despite the fact I subscribe the the regional channel it is being shown on
>10$ a month on cable for a 6th sportsnet channel that is supposed to show hockey when there is no room on the 5 other channels
>it never does
So during hockey season I pay 260 dollars to see all the games. This season, they sold many games off to amazon prime, which would be an extra 10 dollars, and they put a bunch of games exclusive to the streaming service Sportsnet+, which I believe now costs 30 dollars per month, so combined during the NHL season they want me to pay an extra 280 dollars or so on top of what I already pay. Fuck them. Fuck everybody, im cancelling it all.
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Ok back to playoff baseball I guess.
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>>157967976
playing in the ahl this year
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>>157967975
>never stops running his mouth
>gets you in trouble for a fight he started
>can't actually play hockey
You know, maybe he is a bi-polar woman.
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>>157967995
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The 2026 Stanley cup champions*
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>>157967998
>>157967837
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>>157967975
t. trb's family when he gets emotional around them
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>>157968032
new
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no 3 on 3 in the playoffs
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>>157967977
>15 shots in an OT match.
Panthers defense was simply better. If he does well then good for the kitty fans, I don't really have anything against him personally.
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new
>>157968043
>>157968043
>>157968043
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>>157967887
KWAB
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>>157967998
Holy shit you guys are getting jew'd. We had a price increase here and now Disney+ shows 160 games on top of it, so to watch all games it now costs around 50 USD. 40 for Viaplay and 7 bucks for Disney+
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>>157967967
Blacked out? What the fuck? Shit is expensive so I doubt they could not show your local games, as that's what most people want to watch. I'm in Colorado and am excited to watch the Av's, they better not do any fuckery.
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>>157968759
I haven't looked into it in maybe 10 years, but multiple products, including the former NLH network, or whatever it was called, that advertised being able to watch any game you wanted, would block out games. I got it for one season, and aside from the blackouts,I liked it,but any game that was on a channel that was "local" they would black it out on the app. In the DC area, that even sometimes included losing the occasional Penguins, or Flyers game when they were on NBC, CBS, or any other broadcast station. I dropped that shit after that season.

I haven't looked back since, but I have seen plenty of other anons bitch about how shitty things are.



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