COME ON IN LADS. GRAB A BEER AND MAKE YOURSELF /COMFY/
>>157879376Such beautiful women , the bread really seems to make them happy
>>157879376>Germany line up
>>157879376The Swamplands plays:> ulgy> boring> dirty> murderballThe only way they know how to play, as they lack any genuine skill or talent.Anyone with any self respect would admit that:> Dutch club football is a joke and low quality> National team is full of low skilled players who can't string 3 passes together> Plays ugly, boring murder ball when they face technically superior teamsthe knvb will never fix this mess.> the KNVB does not have a president to make policy> all decisions are made by consensus> the KNVB are stuck in the 1970s> the KNVB wants 4-3-3> the KNVB wants to sell dutch style football "hollandse school" around the world> the ghost of Cruyff still haunts the KNVB
>>157879385>Neder line up
>>157879385>adeyemiHow often does this guy need to have stinkers in DFB eleven until he gets dropped for good? Why isnt Karl or Ey Mala playing, im disappointed in Kloppo wtf
>>157879420bro was never given an actual chance until now
>>157879399>he watches football youtube essay slop
I fucking swear, if Negerlands ends up being whiter than us it's fucking over.
>>157879432Thats just not true. 11 games and one fucking goal, nvm him actively ruining our team on the pitch with diva antics, I thought it was finally time to trust the new generation, why are Karl or Ey Mala not playing? And if it has to be someone older why not Führich who atleast showed hes good for DFB?
>>157879470which tournament did he play in?and i don't count 10 minutes at the end as "games"
Where to watch? I'm not gonna book RTL+
*rapes the gay Buntschaft*
>>157879493fmhy.net/video#live-tv-sports
IT IS TIME (almost)
>>157879470>I thought it was finally time to trust the new generationHow old do you think Adeyemi is?
>>157879499>checkedDanke :3
>>157879405Number 9 tried to give me a "free" armband on the rialto bridge
>>157879493Edels gute stube
>>157879420Karl and El Mala are both part of the second squad
>>157879376what is it about riley that made her so hot? no other pornwhore got close to that
>>157879524>second squadWhat does this mean?
>>157879505Based
>>157879420but barca statpadding surely means something
>>157879532Klopp called up two squads for two matches each. Karl and El Mala are part of the second squad and therefore not eligible to play today
>>157879545This sounds like you just made it up right now
>>157879545How weird, has this ever happened before, I dont recall this. Is there a list with all nominated players then?
>>157879551>>157879553U negers better be baiting
>>157879551>>157879553Have you guys been sleeping the whole week.If yes, based.
>>157879376based
>>157879433This.PedTalksFutbol is sus with all those videos of his
>>157879568>>157879574Ive been playing aniimo the entire week and didnt really tune in to football news. So the exciting players all play 2nd squad?
German women are built for Dutch cock
Summerville was so good, why did he choose Saudi
>>157879647god i fucking love bread
>it's the canadian larping as a Dutch againYou will never be Dutch, be accepted as one or be taken seriously by any one of us. No matter how much or how long you pontificate about blood, roots or lineage.Reminder that I'm onto you buddy.
>>157879647wtf duccio
who is the german thot
>>157879647what a retarded face. bread looks nice though
Dont care if we win euros in 2 years, if Klopp loses vs dutchies tonight hes forever gonna be a fraud for me
Still very surreal to see Xavi as our coach doing interviews tbqh
>>157879385>havertzklopp OUT
who n/m/echa here?
>>157879783Isn't he one of those crazy accelarationist christcucks?
>>157879770hes never gonna call up ''xavi'' simon
Post your predictions. I'm thinking it'll be a 3:3
>>157879399i mean in retrospect cruyff was a fraud so we can move the arrows the other way
>>157879788just an uncle Tom
good luck /elite/frens
>>157879647In GERMANY we say>Da hat der Bäcker drin geschlafen
Where's depay
which language sounds better, german or dutch? i had a belgian friend who said german was just retarded dutch but i dont trust him
>20 niggers on the field
HOLLAND*clap clap*
Easy loss. 1-4 Germany
>>157879866i can make the Dutch and Belges hide in the bushes with my voice
>>157879858the fact memepiss even got one dutch cap just showed how far theyd fallen.
>>157879885make a cheeky vocaroo
I fucking love Rabobank, la's!
here for the xavi memes
I was enjoying Klopp being irrelevant and never seeing his horrible face apart from as Trivagoman
>>157879900
>>157879900does anyone have that picture of xavi lowering his head? it looks like hes hanging himself too
One WC and two EC incoming thanks to our new coach
>>157879866German has the ability to sound harsher than Dutch, Dutch can sound pretty jolly (depending on the regional accent) but the Dutch "g" will catch you out
>>157879913>mfw this retard didnt check trivago
>>157879770he was exposed badly by Flick but his conservative nature might be better suited to international tournaments. the biggest issue will be his off-putting personality desu.
>>157879900Post Xavi memes, I have a folder waiting to be filled
ok ive seen enoughxavi out, slot in
Cute teeth
Linda de Snol's daughter asked if Xavi has learned the Wilhelmus already. What a stupid bitch
>>157879942i dont think his style will suit the dutch. theyre a bunch of giant grugs with 99 physical and he will want them to play like technical spaniards
>>157879858Got politely kicked out by Chadvi
>>157879963Noa Vahle is pretty mid but I still want to coom inside every one of her holes for some reason>>157879977Are you *that* Canadian Dutchlarper?
>>157879963Lol based
>>157879960>83 MillionenWhat, did we lose 2-3 million people overnight? Or is he counting biodeutsche only?
>>157879399Shut up you nafri filth
A NEW ERA BEGINS
They're going to do the cringe minute of silence for Koeman's wife
>>157879405We are gonna get 1940'd again
>>157879990hes only counting the ones below 100iq
TRIVAGO MAN TRIVAGO MAN TRIVAGO MAN
>>157879994Just ignore that guy, he always posts the same garbage
Is Schlotterbeck the most virgin-looking player in world football?
why are they not booing
>>157879960so he can eat him better :)
>>157879456Our team hasn't been majority white since 2021 or something
>>157879990was wondering about this as welli thought 84 was conservative and more like 86+ in reality
>>157879844Thx <3
PisSV cucks status?
>>157880027>>157880029hmmmm
Checkmate Holland, we've already won by the most important margin: we have one swarte piet less than you
Wearing my Netherlands jacket as we speak right now
Manshaft looks pretty young and brown
Yikes Deutschland is Nigeria too now.
Paused my palworld sesh for this, lets see if Kloppo is better than nailsman or flicki flacka
>>157880009We wanna forget his 2nd period badly
>>157879405van hecke is the most dutch looking person ive ever seen
>>157879924
What Chaturbate room are we watching on our 2nd screen?
>>157880053>now
Klopp is about to unite Germany
>>157879580for me it's
>>157880060>>157879640germany really loving the pokemon clones right now huh
>>157880053Thats mostly because majority of our white guys are in the other squad Kloppo announced, he nominated like 44 players
>>157880064Verbruggen and De Ligt as super Dutch (native) as well
>>157880068Dont mock our manager now, pendejo
>minute of silence for the wife of someonecome on lmao
>wife of the ex-manager diesnext level silly
those away kits look very nice
>Moment of silence>Some retard shriekslmao, what do the people around them even do about that?
Nigel de Jong looking like a cartel/favela boss
Hutspot > Paella
>>157880064You bastard. We are insanely good looking people. Van De Ven is your average Dutchman
How many yellow cards?
I don't know man call me retarded but xavi looks so out of place
>>157880081would be based if he made a black team and a white team and used them on alternate games
the only match worth watching
this german starting 11 would be relegated in the epl
>Xavi still has that JUST hairlineHe should just go bald like Zidane.
>Nigel de Jong looking like a cartel/favela boss
>>157880111good thing he's using the league as a test for the big tournaments
>brown on brown violencethe absolute state of EVROPEAN footy
>>157880074Kinda surreal seeing klop coaching again. I only remember him as the trivago guy.
>>157880068Thank you thank you thank you
>>157880108Lets hope so, bcuz if kloppo thinks adeyemi is better than Karl or el mala then hes retarded
>>157880111trvke
>>157880116The 2000's hair gel hairstyle is even worse
>>157880111Woth all due respect to the greatest football nation on earth, this is absolutely dire. Even Italy have 2-3 very good players in their banter era. This German lineup, nobody is scared of it. There's Kimmich and 10 nobodies. Would be nice to see GroƁ tho
>>157879376Anyone got a stream link? Appearantly NOS does not work in the cancer buitenland
We're getting are bottoms rimmed by these Germans bros...
>>157880135Did these hipsters exist in yurop too?
it's actually so funny seeing anons here who know nothing about what Klopp is doing
>>157880116This hairline is fine
>>157880108>that webmkek
Care to remind me who eliminated Germany from the wc?
>Woth all due respect to the greatest football nation on earth, this is absolutely dire. Even Italy have 2-3 very good players in their banter era. This German lineup, nobody is scared of it. There's Kimmich and 10 nobodies. Would be nice to see GroƁ tho
>>157880144Nah hermany is going to be gased for the second half after going all in
wheres frenkie?at least €250 million in total is a reasonable estimate for what De Jong will have cost Barcelona from his 2019 arrival through the expiry of his current deal in 2029, before adding bonuses, agent fees and other ancillary costs.There is an important wrinkle, though: De Jong's original contract involved deferred wages and loyalty bonuses, so the precise all-in cost to Barcelona can be higher than the simple salary figures above. Contemporary reporting documented substantial deferred payments.
>>157880123uuuuhm this is till the best lineup germoney can put together though so no room for tinkering
>Crysencio SummervilleAn incredibly kino name, just didn't expect him to be dutch.
>>157880148Ja
>Kloppo fell for the adeyemi memeHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA
>>157880064looks like the LINKS RECHTS guy
>more slow possessionbased slop
>>157880155Paraguay
>>157880142https://fmhy.net/video#live-tv-sports
>>157880104Being handsome and tall won't save you from being replaced and outmuscled by 172 cm Morrocan manlets, Timmy.
>>157880168His full name is Crysencio Jilbert Sylverio Cirro SummervilleLuv him
>>157880142ntv cx
>>157880160Injured as usual, this guy completely nuked his own career, don't talk about him
>>157880160Injured (again)
What are you drinking or eating for the game, /sp/?
Finally can bet on footy, 3 whole days without betting fuck international break. Cheeky btts here
>>157880189peach monster
>three whites in the Dutch team>five whites in the German teamlol lmao it’s completely over. Football is going to be unwatchable soon.
>Injured as usual, this guy completely nuked his own career, don't talk about him
>>157880105not as many as you may think. the rivalry is vastly exaggerated
>>157880189pickled onions, olive juice
Where are they now?This should be their match, bwos...
>>157880168black Dutch are always named like Tennessee Elvis Jermajesty van Wijdsmokker
>>157880176
Ter Stegen starting for Germany is so weird
>>157880179>Morrocans>muscles
where are the green kits?
>>157880189Earl Grey tea and chocolate digestive biscuits
>>157879405It's interesting how people here doesn't bash the Netherlands for looking like that but will bash England and France
>>157880203isnt the weggler like 40? its over for him
>>157880140this is grim!! nmecha and amiri pair is diabolical, there are teams in the saudi league with more quality in the midfield,
>>157880189Hertog Jan
>>157880177thanks
>>157880189a jim beam mixed with cherry can i found at netto
>>157880210We have 3 good young goalies who are very good but for some reason we HAVE to play with old washed frauds in goal
>>157880214Not allowed by uefa because the stripes on the shoulder don't leave space for uefa branding.
ERA
>>157880216The Netherlands is 95% shitskins, you can't find white people in Amsterdam. The team is more white than the actual nation.
>INGbeste bank, based
ERA PENAL
>>157880215What exactly makes them "digestive"? Grabbed one for my son at the hotel breakfast, I tasted and it's just a candy
>>157880211Well white Dutch lanklets are getting replaced, victims of crime and bullied in schools so...
>>157880214we going SS on the dutch niggers
>>157880189Tea
KLOPP DO SOMETHING
>You now remember Memphis Depay
>>157880205now i look at it a lot of them do have an english first name. whats wrong with dutch first names?
>>157880239Randstad =/= Netherlands as a whole amigo
No era, just a clumsy buck
>ter stegen
>>157880189ORANGINA A QUINTESSENTIAL EVROPEAN SOFT DRINK
7-0 incoming
>Randstad =/= Netherlands as a whole amigo
>>157880253*checks trivago*
>>157879376Based fucking Van Dijk
For me its Robin Gosens
who invited ter stegen? who asked for that
Fuck sake
klop pls
That's a classic
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA WTF
It’s over
Its over
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HUP HOLLAND HUP
KLOPP RAUS
JUST LIKE THAT
WE DO CORNERS NOW?!?!?!
Germ bros...wass is happening?
THE MAN MOUNTAIN THE MAN MOUNTAIN THE MAN MOUNTAIN THE MAN MOUNTAIN THE MAN MOUNTAIN THE MAN MOUNTAIN THE MAN MOUNTAIN THE MAN MOUNTAIN THE MAN MOUNTAIN THE MAN MOUNTAIN THE MAN MOUNTAIN THE MAN MOUNTAIN THE MAN MOUNTAIN THE MAN MOUNTAIN THE MAN MOUNTAIN THE MAN MOUNTAIN THE MAN MOUNTAIN THE MAN MOUNTAIN THE MAN MOUNTAIN THE MAN MOUNTAIN THE MAN MOUNTAIN THE MAN MOUNTAIN THE MAN MOUNTAIN THE MAN MOUNTAIN THE MAN MOUNTAIN THE MAN MOUNTAIN THE MAN MOUNTAIN THE MAN MOUNTAIN THE MAN MOUNTAIN
eht Kult-Kloppo Jürgen Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp in eine Bar. Sagt der Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Klopp: Ich bin der Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp. Sagt der Barkeeper: DER Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Klopp? Da erwidert Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp: Jawoll, ich bin DER "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo. Da ist der Barkeeper erstaunt: Dass der Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Jürgen Klopp" Klopp mal in meine Kult-Bar kommt, das hätte ich vom Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp ja gar nicht erwartet. Da sagt der Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp: Tun die wenigsten. Bis sie ihn fahren. Der Barkeeper staunt: Ach, Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen Klopp "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo, das ist schon brutal geil, Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Jürgen" Klopp, muss ich wirklich sagen. Da erwidert der Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult Kloppo" Kult Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Klopp: Dafür steh ich mit meinem Namen: Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Jürgen Klopp" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" "Jürgen Klopp" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Klopp.
dijk chads win again
>Ter Stegen
We always pay the referee
Yes yes, well done Van Dijk. HOWEVER
>>157879376FUCKING MOFFEN DO IT ONCE AGAIN
NOOOOOO NOT THE GOALKEEPERINO
he plays the ball, no foul
That's never a foul>T. world champion
refball
Fritze Made the call
>>157880319Thank arsenal for it
HOWEVER
KANKERSCHEIDS
basedfuck Arsenal
>you're not allowed to be strong anymoreCuck sport
Let it count
I think the ref is a bit biased
who the fuck assigned a german VAR to this game
REF BALL
Trivagosisters...
KLOPPO MAFIA IS BACK
>>157879858Fucking a tranny probably
Riggimany
It’s not over anymore
wat de kanker
>>157880344thisKloppo smiled
Klopp made the call
This isn't the EPL, you can't just bully the goalie. Klopp himself said he left his tractor in Liverpool
only Arsenal get away with them
Arsenal ruined the game.
Oranje status?
>>157880343You can thank arsenal for this kek, they (IFAB) changed rules for this season
anyone dutch anons had these?
>>157880076for me its
>>157880349I did.
>>157880367>>157880368>>157880340>>157880335lmao cry about it
>>157880381Ofcourse! Very tasty
goal should count.
OK refs decided Germany really really has to win this game
>well done, however
>>157880381Yeah, I can't get enough of bussi
Sorry dutchies, but just like 1940 we can't let a tiny swamp nation get in front of our redemption arc plans
ref is actually trolling the dutch lmaooo
we got a goal stolen at the wc. that's way worse
only Arsenal are allowed to put their hands in opponents face
>make a club for brown people that love gay sex>call it arse>call it anal>call it arseanal>hire a man called arse-ne wanker>hes a nonce>never won a european trophy>old stadium named "highbury" as in, hi bury your dick in my ass>shit new stadium named after arabs>fans are nicknamed after wanking, the gooners>favourite chant is 'cum on you arse'>most famous fans are called the gay gooners>best player called buck-ayo caca>their badge is a knob on wheels>their mascot is a furfag called goon-ass-saurus>shit owners executives, coaching, staff and players >ruin footballwhat did they mean by this
i think oranje might be seeing a red card soon if they keep it up
>>157879376come on Xavi score som fackin gols
Landgenoten, denkt deze scheids dat de moffen van suiker zijn ofzo?
>>157880412Meds
>>157880410>>157880412obsessed
lol if neuer had made a mistake like that people would have discussed it for months
>Ter StatueDo the germans not have a better keeper?
>>157880428unironically no
Arsenal didn't deserve Van Persie's and Bergkamp's genius
>>157880425>noooooooooooooo stop mentioning Arsenal ruining football
Did we ever came Close to the Dutch goal after the first 90 s
lads LADSi guess the dutch... should have checked triVARgo
Ter Stegen passing directly to Holland players now kek
Dumfries should leave Real Madrid ASAP before he becomes washed
>>157880428ironically yes
>>157880450>:(
>Dumfries should leave Real Madrid ASAP before he becomes washed
Why do VAR people take away perfectly normal goals? Just what is wrong with those fucking referees??
Germany are getting peppered.
its actual so over, i hope klopp knows what he's looking for
>>157880452isnt he keeping arnold out of the team right now?
kek
>>157880420Spanje en Duitsland waren bondgenoten in de tijd van de Snorremans
At what point do i start writing my apology letter to Nagelsmann.
I don't think you can teach black people tiki taka
>>157880472Let’s see how his other team performs and what he does after that as well
Fielding Arsenal players should mean you get an instant loss, they're a disgrace to football
only Arsenal are allowed knee high tackles
>>157880474Mouyes seems to rotate them now, Dumfries began as a starter but he's flopping hard
>>157880472hes looking for the same thing hes been trying to find for the past decade. another Großkreutz
>>157880428we have plenty
>>157880508Obsessed
dutch starting to chimp
So now that the dust has settled: is orange the worst color to have as a national color?
Treu teaching KWABdemini how to press, hope this is the last time hes called up
>I cant balme it on Sane anymore
lucky if this isn't already 3:0. like headless chickens
>>157880497Tell that to Rijkaard
>>157880523Only trashmen wear it, as we all know
>2 cards in 5 minutesUh oh dutch melty
>>157879376Kek >we are going full murderball mode after that disallowed goal
it's getting heatedbased
the dutch are so aggressive, I might not do my Sunday shops there anymore
>>157880481i think all germans need to write one to jogi low desu
>>157880497Ajax 1995 says no. We invented this shit, Spain. Cruyff is your daddy
is it incorrect to think Klopp never intended to manage again, but couldn't help but jump back in because he couldn't do any worse than Nagelsmann? it's basically a no-lose job.
>>157880535i melt in your moms mouth
I've never seen Xavi's Barça pressing like that
>>157880523It makes us unique
>>157880534We're taking the trash out tonight
>>157880428It's honestly sad, like 10 years ago, they had prime Neuer, Ter Stegen, Trapp, Leno and others and now they have basically no one who is even close to that level so they use an old Ter Stegen and Neuer
>>157879376pov threesome is the peak of porn
>>157880549yeah pretty muchhe is the one man with the mental strength to resist the genetic call every german has toward bayern
Jonathan Tah looks like he sits behind petrol station gloryholes
>>157880537Please do career ending injuries on Havertz and adeyemi
leave it to the ABA schizos to make an international match about arsenal for no reason whatsoever
>>157879376Arsenal bad
its fucking wwe over here
>>157880548>>157880533most of those players were 1/4 black
We're more of a tennis nation anyways
Either Germany plays way worse than Netherlands or they will run out of steam in 2nd half.
>>157880561Leno is the best in this list
Klopp brought the cancer king with him because he sucks his dick and shouts Vamos>Coach at Liverpool>They win nothing>Leave>Become Manager>Fail abysmally >Meanwhile Liverpool win everything>Return to Liverpool>They go back to winning nothing>Leave Liverpool>They win league immediately>Join Man City>Choke league to Arsenal and you're so bad Guardiola literally quits football >Join Germany>They immediately shit the bed
Dubs and we break the Arsenal player's legs
Was that a handball? Can't do that unless you're Arsenal
>>157880572Nothing wrong with that
havertz dood wat nou?
>timewasting at 26mins 0-0We're finished.
>swede farsenal wog meltylmaooo he is seething
He hurt his leg, time to take him to the glue factory.
>>157880574Havertz down, now it's Adeyemi's turn!
>>157880594reroll
Ebnoutaliban ON
How come we haven't had hydration breaks yet?
Hopefully career ending for gay Kai
>>157880584Our women's national team performs better than our male team anyway
>>157880583Seedorf is the blackest ninja in human history. Still the only player who has won 3 CL with 3 different clubs
1 Arselel player down :)
>>157880428I heard Baumann is pretty good
Hopefully not career ending for Shitvertz
>Arsenal player fakes injuryclassic
>>157880593?, he was part of the staff that won ucl and premier league
this Ebnutaliban kid is pretty gooddestroyed our second league last season and kept it with Eintracht Frankfurt in the first until he got injuredsmart call up from KloppMarocco was butthurt
>>157880615give me a ranking of seedorf, gullit, rijkaard and davids
Why do we have 2 entire squads again? I don't even know half of these shitters.
>nafri in the DFBnow that's rare
Summerville is so fucking good, what a shame he plays in the sandpit
>>157880623Incredible this hasn't been surpassed so far
Where's my man Memphis Depay
>>157880646>I don't even know half of these shitters.That's exactly the point
>>157880643Gullit = Rijkaard > Seedorf > DavidsDavids and Gullit clear all if you look purely at their aura though
>>157880651Out shopping for headbands
>>157880647he based tho
>>157880615>Havertz down>one of the few white boys leftGrim.
so fucking rigged
>>157880646let's just hope the nations league are tryouts and we're not in for another 10 years of shitting the bed
LOL
NIGGER CHIMPOUT
This is the guy we poached from morocco.
kwab
>wins effortlessly
TOOOOOOOOOOR
>Dutchman dead>"Jah keep playing"What's germany's problem?
u mad chimperlands
LOL NIGGERS REKT
CHIMPOUTBASED
BROBBEY OUT SUNDERLAND RELEGATED
>>1578806431. Rijkaard2. Gullit3. Seedorf4. Davids
KWABROBBEY
der ewige deutsche schlagt wieder zu
CHIMPOUT
>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST CONTINUE YOUR ATTACK WHILE OUR ATTACKER IS SITTING ON THE MIDDLE CIRCLE
>>157880690Get fucked swamp Germans
The absolute state of this fucking sport. Gentrified faggot sport
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHACRY ME A RIVER
>Nooooo you can't just continue playing when our guy is injureduh oh dutchmen melty
Damn Klopp is great, loving these new tactics
Revenge for Havertz ya swamp cunts
>International BREAKInjuries in this slop is what defines the clubs season now kek
No need to stop for thoseweakminds lol
so fucking basedfuck gay fair play bullshit
>Flexx Fleerdink
>>157880718>injured
Your infinite reminder to never trust the G*rman in any circumstances
>>157879376FUCKING TERING MOFFEN
Is this the Klopp Effect I have been hearing about
>>157880722love to see it, fuck the EPL
AAAAAAAAACK!!!
IK OOOK IK OOK
>>157880705But who? He wasnt fouled. Non contact injury, how is the ref supposed to call that off when there is no foul?
>schlotterkek
>>157880728>tf>tpjej
>>157880728This.Be warned, friends :^)
>WHERE IS THE HYDRATION BREAK
How does he do it?
I don’t know, if the other guy didn’t stop and pass to kimmich but instead played normally there would be nothing wrong. Not a goal you should be proud of
De rattentaxi nemen XD
Kimmich is still one of the nastiest kinds of Germans isn't he
what happenedshow webm
shitterrbek loves to throw. why is he even here
This is why the jews were afraid of germany.
>>157880762https://goals.zone
>>157880760still hoping for career ending injury
>>157880753What's this look called?
ez
>>157880728The Dutch man has proven time and time again that he will spit on you once you relax around him, never show compassion to him
>>157880777>outjewing the jewsSasuga
>>157880745No one claims he was fouledNo one claims the ref was suppose to whistle for thatIn a friendly match in a practice tournament you stop the game when a player gets injured
>>157880752in infantinos asshole
>>157880762Dutch guy got a cramp during German attack, the Dutch want us to play the ball out of field, a German guy goes slow and passes back to kimmich, he initiates an attack that results into a goal, chimpout ensues
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Adeyemi
>adeyemikek what a kwab
KWAB
AHAHAHAHAYEMI
dayum boi
>NEGER
Dutch bros...Kloppo is having a blast at our expense
This goal is for you, Charlie
I CAN'T SCORE
>KWABEYEMI
>KWABEYEMIYou have to score those wtf
There is no reason to stop your attack when the opposing striker goes down without contact.
>>157880791This is not a friendly!!
>>157879376Oh wow Adeyemi really is terrible
>>157880800>getting cramp 30 mins inmaybe the hydration break wasnt a jewish trick after all
>AdememeyBarcababby
>>157880804>>157880805you need to be there to miss that
Klopp is just having fun
>ngubu finishing
>adeyemiLmfao what a shitter, keep playing against Racing Pendejos
>>157880756For me it's >Einen Polnischen machen
And THAT guy is dominating LaLiga
>>157880760ja
Adeyemi meme needs to fucking DIE Just send this nigga to auschwitz or something
Kloppo will need to sort some of those negers out.
That's the Dortmund Adeyemi I know
>>157880791t. two yellow cards in two minutes
>AdeyemiLOOOOL
>>157880762
>>157880820I guess it isnt you eternal kraut, just wait for the revenge, our niggers will break a leg of one of yours before the 90th minute
>>157880833based einenpolnischenmacher
>AdeyemiJust a shit gnabry.
krautbros why did farca spend over 30m on this adeyemi guy hes 25 and has no ability yet
>>157880845Didn’t you already do that to Havertz ?
>>157880837
>>157880838based pajeet
>>157880791>friendlyCan't wait until you drown
>>157880844get this faggot shit out of here
This is way too dirty for a glorified friendly
I have enough of Adememey FFSWhy does he still get callupsPLAY KARL THERE YA DFB CUNTS
This is the first time in years that we look dangerous on counters...maybe we needed more blacks all along?
Really tells you how absolute shit La Liga is these days outside of the 4-5 top teams when an absolute shitter like Adeyemi is looking so good there
>>157880779>>157880800I should tune in this match, lmao what is happening>>157880844not what I asked but I won't complain
>>157880856Havertz is made of glass, no one even touched that pussy
>>157880855he shot Dortmund into a CL final
THERE IS A NEW NEUER IN TOWN
>ter stegenabsolute state
>ter stegenwhat the fuck is his problem
>>157880867These matches never are friendlyI remember one NL match few years ago ending with 8 yellows
ter Stegen really is finished, isn't he?no wonder he plays for Ajax now
The fuck is ter Stegen doing
Wow, 2 shots and Ter Stegen has not conceded yet!
Fucking hell Ter Stegen. What is he doing
>>157880893An Ajax that finished 5th last season and is 5th this season*
Ter Stegen is so washed, at this point even Karius would be an improvement
>>157880779Excellent site, danke broeder
>>157880893He still thinks the Dutch are his teammates
holy shit who is ter playing for
Thank god it was Gakpo.
>>157880921>>157880922kek
>>157880921>>157880922heh
>>157880921>>157880922TOP KEK
>van ter Stegen
>>157880893That doesnt mean anything. Brandt is class and plays there aswell. But yes Ter Stegen is washed.
>>157880921>>157880922gakbros...
This Summerville guys is alright, a little zesty though.
>holland>everyone is brown and black
I have trouble deciding whether there is an actual noticable improvement in our team or whether the Dutchies are just so shit which lets our guys look so improved
>>157880921>>157880922Ahahahaha
>>157880941They're all just dressed up as Zwartepete o algo
>>157880945You are currently rigging the match
>>157880945Only retards think a new coach can magically change everything in 45 minutes of the first match
>>157880941Most are part of the Kingdom of the Netherlands WHO CARES
Snacking on some kruidnootjes rn :)
>>157880941They have 3 white players in their starting lineup, we have 5 Not that much of a difference desu
>>157880961Yes, and?
>>157880945Youre shit, the ref has been saving you all game
>>157880844Name pls
>>157880983emma jones
>>157880983Emma Raducanu
>>157880753he is the best babysitter of retarded footballers in the world
>>157880982both are shit. cope
>>157880977>desuahahaha retard
Should have watched norway - denmark
>>157880982stop chimping the ref isnt having it
>>157880945Holland is playing well, it's a close match
>>157880983Sara Bindi
are both these teams the biggest rivals for eachothers fans?or do germans enjoy beating the french team more?
>>157880997I never said we werent, you asked whether or not you were
>>157880977WINNINGS WINNING
half time dinner break
>>157881013>>157881013>are both these teams the biggest rivals for eachothers fans?Yes
KLOPPO KLOPPO KLOPPO KLOPPO KLOPPO KLOPPO KLOPPO KLOPPO KLOPPO KLOPPO KLOPPO KLOPPO KLOPPO KLOPPO KLOPPO KLOPPO KLOPPO KLOPPO KLOPPO KLOPPO
Whats happening in this game?My connection is shit and can't load a stream
Is the country of Netherlands in good shape currently?Our news never really report on anything happening over there.Is that Wilders guy still in power?
>>157881013For me it's just banter with dutchies, real animosity towards the English and fear of the Italians (but Spain is starting to steal that position) and indifference to the French.
>>157881013Its all a big larp actually. Germans and dutch people like each other.
>>157881013i go shopping there because its just a drive away
>>157881037We got a fag ruining our country now
>>157881013It used to be.But the newer generations don't care all that much anymore.
>>157881038>and indifference to the French.Kinda weird Germany-France isn't a big rivalry
>>157880977HEY!We have 5 now!
>>157881050
>>157881057Probably better than a Sparkassenberater
>take beer out of the fridge>decide against putting a new one in, can still do it later>match so intense I forgot to put a new beer inits overhow am i gona survivce 30 minutes without beer>>157881013depends where you live desusouthern germans hate italians in footballbut for me its the dutch, those cunts already injured havertz now
>>157881050:3
>>157881037we have a government that doesnt have a majority.it's a cope government.They pretend like they do have a majority because ???????>>157881050we are brothers, except we both want to own the other at football and then go right back to being trading buddies.>>157881057>implying Rutte was straight
>>157881013Nah I like the DutchActual "I will kill them" rivalry is Italy
>>157881037only dutch politican I know is the chief of NATO who sucks Trump's ass 24/7 and even calls him "daddy"zero self-respect in that guy
>>157881050this, but only because we are bigger, better, have less aids and mafia.
>>157881065France wasn't a thing in football before 1998, most rivalries are pretty old. Also we we didn't face them very often in tournaments, 2014 and 2016 I reckon
>>157881097>have less aids and mafia.You have you way more Russian descendents living there though?
>>157881050100% accurate
>>157881037It has never been more over.
>>157881085You got a point kek
>>157881093He is Danish actually, which makes sense because the Danish are faggier dutchies as I think about it.
>>157881013lol nobody gives a fuck about the french here.its either dutch or italy, although the former is subdued.
>>157881103Many of them are Volksdeutsche that returned to the Vaterland.
>>157881050Yeah no. Our older generations hate you. Zoomers arent relevant
>>157881113whats the deal with the danishi thought they were germans who larped as scandinavian nordics
>>157881129Danes are gigacucks
>>157881085Don't you guys have like 3 million parties in your parliament?Kinda hard getting a majority that way tbf
>>157881050I studied in foreign countries and the best bros always were the Germans, we simply have the same protestant/calvinistic values.
>>157881113No? Markie is Dutch
klopp should have brought woltemade, imagine him getting spat on by timber kek
>>157881151Is Woltemade a top or bottom?Asking for my fanfic
>>157881013The elderly hate them, but mostly theyre just annoying when they dig giant holes all over the beaches. The rest is bants
>>157881065French football is too classy in general
>>157881129They are basedThey are racist liberals and made Lego
>>157881143>we simply have the same protestant/calvinistic values.Most of us are Catholic tho (especially in the best, richest parts that are keeping this country afloat)
>>157881143>same protestant/calvinistic valuesThat killed Europe. Based trannies and brown gay presidents YAYAYAYAY! Catholicism is KING
>>157881129Only someone who has never heard someone speak Danish would ask something outrageous like this.
>>157881137yeah, and also our equivalent of the FDP has decided that the SPD is COMMUNISTS in stead of making a broader government we require they cope with a minority government as if its one that can actually pass laws.It's fucking stupid after 2 previous years of stupid at the whims of the VVD (FDP).
>>157881164thats where the divide comes from i imaginehalf germans will see dutch as their rivalsother half will see italians as their rivals
>>157881164I live in the protestant part, ive never seen or met a catholic in my life
Catholics are kiddie diddlers
>>157881113Apologize!
>>157881158Huh? What else are you supposed to do on a beach?
>>157881189Good, stay in your Northern containment ghetto and never leave
>>157881218you are not white
>>157881221>>157881221>>157881221NEW
>>157881215Swim?
>>157881103A joke so bad that it really shows that we are the same. Mein broer.
>>157881240go to your local mix markt and interact with your russian countrymen
>>157881270and then?
>>157881364get aids
get aidsdeyemi off the pitch NOW! holy fuck!
>>157881158>he doesn't help building the next Atlantikwall
Can someone just put down ter Stegen already
>>157881200Mein aufrichtiges tschuligom
>>157880561Germany used to produce very good keeper like it's nothing even their 6th or 7th keeper would have been a starter in most other NT's now it's literally nothing.
