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>>157879729Bravos
Who is the texas of baseball?
*inhales*I love the smell of nu
Can the White Sox please not choke today?>Murakami strike out with 1st and 3rd less than 1 outOh
my berds
Os
>put all your sports points into the burrs>don't have enough left over for a defense>offense was only for one gamekek soxkek cubes
baking
Can Colson please do something that isn't setting the single season strikeout record?
>>157879743based on that crowd? sanjays
>>157879764J-j-just you wait and see Caleb Wilson will save the Bulls**from going to the playins again
>ben nintendo is still in the league>and he's only 31i thought he was 40 and retired 5 years ago
The AL west should not be allowed any teams in the post season
>>157879764it's the hawkies' year
We're in herehttps://www.youtube.com/live/IkIVzhAq1Dc
I do not like central Americans.
I checked out of the season a few weeks after the trade deadline. Just getting back into it now for the playoffs. What did I miss? I saw PCA went nuclear.
>Prior to today’s series finale at Kansas City, the Chicago White Sox placed right-handed pitcher Luis Castillo on the 15-day injured list with right shoulder impingement and recalled right-hander Tyler Davis from Class AAA Charlotte.WoooowWho didn't see that one coming
Here we go 40/40 here we go!Here we go clinchies here we go!
that was quick
dodgers
>>157879743sanjay xisters? our response?
yawnwake me when he goes 50/50
>>157879855He finna get 50/40!
>>157879809>Kane back but Bedard out I don't know how to feel about this.
Pete is so much better than Ohtani. Wish we had him instead desu
>>157879847>What did I miss?vlad effectively destroyed the blow gays franchise forever
>>157879862i look like this and skip like this
>>157879846i no black papi i dominican
I don't care who wins as long as it's not the Doyers or the Yanks. Preferably it's one of the Central teams
>>157879881cant believe they made that twink captain before he even got pubes
We'll take that
>>157879908Let's be realIts very likely gonna be the Brewerst. White Sox fan
Ya gawtta pound me
>>157879905Whites smell like ham
I guess vladdy considers himself lucky to be making $500 million dollary doos.
Based Miggy VroUp to Murakami with 1st and 3rd less than 2 outs again
>>157879934>Whites smell like hamyeah we can afford to eat it
is murakwabi a bust? he's hit lots of homers but he's barely over .200 w/ a million strikeouts
I'm white and I don't care much for ham
>>157879971He came here to hit dingers and that's what he didIf anything Colson is more of a bust
>>157879975that slimy lunch meat ham sucks. give me a nice cooked slice of country ham w/ some red eye gravy
>>157879953Ham tastes bad
KC already switching pitchersRags fans in shambles
kek scuba
>>157879953Pernil mogs
>PCA records 40-40 season>7th player all time>3rd in the last 4 years????
a Bengian bop!
Based Mets!
>white ham: gelatinous pink slime, no trace of edible animal, cherries and pineapples >dominican hams: pork chop with SAZON, pork shoulder slow roasted with SAZONWhitebros…
Is it too early to >ragsYet?
>>15788006150/50 is the new 40/40
>>157879971At least Murakami takes his walks. I'll take a three true outcome hitter, but two true outcome hitters like Montgomery can kick rocks.
>>157880061I've always thought 40/40 was a weird milestone to fixate on, because the two stats are on two totally different levels of relevancy.
>>157880102wypipo be like "another boiled ham and white bread sandwich!"
>>157880102>>157880167white hands typed these posts
>>157880061we are blessed with great talent in the modern game. guys like Joey Gallo and Adam Dunn would never be able to hack it today
>mest
NL MVP: PCANL MVP-2: OhtaniNL MVP-3: CJ AbramsAL MVP: YordanAL MVP-2: AlonsoAL MVP-3: Rice
>>157880146Bonemer soon. Don't know what we do with Colson
>>157880167kek they really do be like that
>>157880187PCA winning MVP will be a fun bar trivia answer in 5 years.
>>157880187>Ohtani top 2>Rice top 3>no Wittembarrassing
Why is the genny so noticeably angry the days the yankees win and/or cubs lose?
>>157880209Because he'll have 6 by then!
>>157880213What does he even do besides choke in the playoffs against the Yankees?
>>157880193There was a point in the year where I would have said it's his job to lose, but I think he's lost it at this point. 31 homers doesn't make up for a .288 OBP or a 35.5% strikeout rate. There's a lot to be desired defensively, too.
>>157880245top 500 player all time is pretty awesome
>>157880219Estrogen
>>157880219Hated east coast Dominicans STUNTIN’ on those Chiraqi central Americans.
Fuck it, I know it's only the third inning but my white Sox got this in the bag. We going to the playoff and going to run train there
how have blue jays posters been taking the vladdy contract comments?
Colson Montgomery has just tied the all time K record.
>>157880277don't you have like 0 starting pitching and a shaky lineup
>>157880277im rooting for them to win just for maximum seethe
>>157880261Cool list here
SURELY a six run lead is safe right?RIGHT?
>>157880346idk what you're looking at or how those points are calculated
>>157880360
At least San Diego has the Chargers to look forward to once baseball season ends next week.
john rocker's brown son is dealing
>>157879939I dont get it
>>157880268>black latinx raping and gaping the black and latinx residents of chicagokek!
They're really grasping at straws to celebrate 40/40 when 50/50 is already a thing. The MLB is turning into my Hispanic neighbors that celebrates their daughter in law's chihuahua's half birthday just to shoot off fireworks and drink.
>>157880417who the fuck is bruce bolt
>>157880417MLB is aware they're rapidly becoming too latino and desperately trying to claw back white people by shilling PCAespecially as college football rises to the #2 of American Sports and the NBA raped a megabuffed world seriesright now the WS is barely beating the masters
>>157880372I'm sure you used a point calculation system to determine that Bobby SHITT Jr is the AL MVP.
Petey slap
mest moment
>>157880416It's not a racial superiority thing. I just hate blacks and Hondurans like you wouldn't believe.
>>157879815So this is the power of Murakami...
>>157880445kek the sewers/white sox world slurpies will get outwatched by Power Slap
>>157880447the guy's a great player. you can make your argument without unjustly trashing himI'm just not sure what particular instrument you're using
>>157880443Expensive ass batting gloves for people with more dollars than sense. My kid is getting hand-me-downs.
Seiya slap
Teel adds the PAT
>>157880492Ok, that's fair. It's just the Real App.
>>157880445also you may say>b-but latinos are growingnot anymore and they're a very low priority group for advertisers. everyone wants the white man's wallet. japanese are drones and they've already got them captured so there's no growth left there.>>157880487no leadhead is getting anywhere near the world series
>>157880494Your kid will end up drafted by the Yankees in the 39th round.
1st and 3rd for Murakami AGAIN
>make the bases bigger>suddenly multiple people are able to get 40/40 seasons across the last few years when it used to be super rare
NOBLETIGR ALERT IN KANSAS CITY
>>157880312>shaky lineupWill probably finish the season 5th in runs scored, 1st in AL.
>>157880536That's cool but white women want black dick so the white race will eventually die out. Reproduction numbers between same-race couples are already plummeting. Which is great for society since we can expand gene pool diversity and introduce more normal people instead of inbred meth addicts like yourself.
>cubes
>>157880313I want to see Jerry holding the commissioners trophy with a cigar in his mouth. Maximum seethe.
>>157880589that's true. best of luck to y'all. I'll be happy with anyone other than the Dodgers or Yanks winning
what's got paco melting down today?
>>157880604Does he still sell to Ishbia if it happens?Does he make all the White Sox fans prostrate on 35th and Shields to publicly apologize?Does he disband SoxMachine?
>cubs get a 40/40 player>but they keep losing games and end up missing the postseasonkek
>>157880589The Yankees are somehow finishing ahead of Tampa in runs scored and only behind the White Sox.
>>157879846Filthy centrals. With norths and souths you know whey they stand. It sickens me.
>losing to the marlinskek... KEK!
can these DINGERS stop losing the game in the first inning? I want my chadres to clinch
>>157880632They were literally without Judge and Stanton
John Rocker haa a black son?
>>157880661That's kind of a nutty thought since I haven't stopped hearing about their lackluster offense for months. They just keep finding ways to score runs.
>>157880668Also he's a ninja
NOT SO FAST CHICAGO
>>157880403shut the fuck up Fuwawa
I can't wait for the 78-84 Mariners vs Arizona Diamondbacks world series
Thank god for Colorado. Sorry, Rockies bros. I know it sucks to be a punching bag for an entire division. I’m a Coyotes and Cardinals fan as well, I know how it feels.
>>157880774And its the last baseball for years
I hope the white sox make it to the postseason while the cubbies choke it away
>>157880796Pope, you shouldn't be on 4chan
>>157879729Boston has activated the weather machine to fuck with everyone.
>>157880797kek it do be like that
>cubs getting fucked at home by the MarlinsWhere have I see this movie before?
>>157880796There could be two "firsts" this year:a team that lost 100+ games three years in a row making the playoffs,a team with a losing record winning the division.
>>157880786If the White Sox clinch today they should let the Rockies win the last 3 games out of compassion for being where they were once.
>>157880886And despite all this kino we may very well not get a season last year and the final bail in the coffin was Vald Jr.
>>157880924nail*
Bennytendies with another RBI
we had it in the bag....
If the Guardians leave Boston ahead of Chicago, they actually might win the division. The red sox look bad enough that it could happen.
>>157881016>Guards get the same hapless KC that's getting thrashed right now>But Sox get the rockies who are also surprise surprise getting thrashed3 games to the finish should be quite a show
>>157881025can the guardians beat the red sox, though. Espino and Cantillo are inconsistency incarnate, so who knows
>>157879815Damn it is literally 4:30 AM in nippon right now and this madman is staying up hanging onto every pitch. Now that's a fan.
seiya SLAP
Seiya says SEE YA!
>>157881052Somehow I feel they will. The Red Sox have nothing to play for and can rest up big time to upset the yaksIt'll still come down to the last 3 and see if anyone chokes against the shitters they got blessed to face
Lmfao
>>157879815better use of screen space than OOTP Baseball
It's looking like it's finally over for us. Congratulations white sox on the win and knocking us out. Glad for your success and hopefully you do better in the playoffs than we did.I am going to enjoy these last three games and try to figure out which team to bandwagon. I'm thinking about giving the cubs a chance.
>>157881053but how do you know what he's saying?
If the Royals bring out a position player to pitch do the White Sox swing out of their shoes or do they just flail and go pop Champaign?
>Colson
the bag.....
I'm getting my food delivered in a bag but it's not the same /mlb/, it's just not the same....
is there anything more pathetic than cuckwatching another team hoping they lose so your team clinches a postseason berth?
Happ says to go FUCK yourself!!!
Thank you based Sandlin
cubbies take the lead!
Nico tells the marlins to KIll themselves!!!
>>157880883You were saying?
>yfw both Chicago teams clinch on the same day
imagine having four games left and not having clinched a postseason spot yet kek
>>157881102Good riddance. Stop posting this whore.
>>157881322oh fuck you just FUCK YOU!!!
>Murakwabi
#2 seed is one hell of a drug
>>157881355>Seething at AlysaReddit is that way chud
>look at standings>mariners are 7 games out of a wildcard spot with 4 to play>not eliminatedwtf
>>157881560>rags>disastros
>>157881420>"""fangraphs""" actually seriously believes the sub .500 Astros have a better shot than the white sox and equal odds to my Padres
This Yan nigger can fuck off now
Was this banner really necessary?
>>157881660>this used to be so rare that we didn't see this until the late 80s and even then only 4 players did it since>make the bases bigger>suddenly 3 more players were able to do it within 3 years.
cubs trannies thought that was gone kek
>>157881317How mad would Manfred be if they both made it to the eries?
>>157881317>3 points raped and gaped
>>157881746>points
>>157881703more offense = bigger numbers = better product. everyone knows that
it's so funny that cubtrannies are just burrfag refugees (raped and gaped by hated green gay for decades) and they thought they could finally switch back to the NFL and now they're trash and humiliated AGAIN and desperately trying to switch back
leadheads on the genny lads
Take it back to /nfl/ homos
Chicago is bitches!
>flee to /mlb/ because you got bullied off /nfl/>get hunted and exposedkek! they thought le epic PCA could undo the damage of having a gay bottom crybaby buck as their QB
Do not reply to chikaner
>>157881842KWAB
>*curses chicago sports*
>>157881244there is one thing more pathetic, and exactly one: your team being out of contention in late August.
>>157881909let's fucking go mets...
time for the rockies comeback
NOT SO FAST SNEKS
Since the Rangers are winning today, how humiliated are the assblows going to be by the Mariners later?
>>157880924Vlad spoke the truth. Players have always been paid based on what they have accomplished, and how many more seasons they can be expected to maintain that level of performance. That is the basis of every contract negotiation.
Been a Cleveland fan forever, since before the '90s. I expect the team to make the playoffs every season, and I expect them not to win it all, nearly every season.
>>157881958RIP 2027 season now that the public knows that perception of it thanks to him.
If the Padres win tonight, they're in?
>>157881994Fans have known this for at least 40 years tho, at least fans who follow the game with any thought. Free agency has always been a mixed blessing for fans.
ONE OUT TO GO
>>157882024yes, since the D-backs are up 10-1 already. The magic number is 1.
>>157881958>fat lazy fuck says fat lazy fuck things
So there is a chance that the team that finishes second in the AL-Worst can still make the playoffs?
shut the fuck up doyerpacos
WINNAHAFTER THREE YEARS OF A HUNDRED LOSSES THE WHITE SOX IMMEDIATELY BOUNCE BACK INTO THE POSTSEASON!WHAT A SEASON!
>>157882086Babe Ruth held out on the Yanks at the end of his career because they wouldn't let him pitch. The Yanks said, "Thanks for your service, don't let the door hit you on the ass".
Thats a white sox playoff clinching winner!
Reserved celebration from the Sox in KC
