Who do you have winning? Norway are the clear favorites here Imo
>>157879899Anime
FUCK Denmark desu
FEED ME GØLS
FOR HELVEDE
Norge needs to do the needful and booty slap us so hard we actually get a new coach
>>157880026No problem danskevenn
rip king haraldone of the real ones
>>157879982Actual, literal Gigachad
Norwegian gf when?
cammon prostata, break some haaland legs
And I know doomposters are always insufferable. But I'm serious. We need a genuine ass spanking so we can actually get a new coach. Brian Riemer was such a mistake, and he needs to go. So please please please kill our coach for good so we can finally move on, like jesus christ. If we preform poorly at this he cannot continue to dodge the pressure that built up after the world cup fiasco.
diving ape
The Oscar
Bobb Bobb Bobb ikkesant
>>157880131Imagine resting your face between her cheeks
>poomark
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someone get this bald fuck out
Diving svinekjøtt
make it 0 - 5I want to see Riemer and Peter Møller slime their way out of this one
>come home from late work >Denmark already losing
>>157880444Who and who? And why does Danes hate their coach?
The most dangerous lead bros...
nyland sucks
VI ER RØDE...VI ER HVIDE...
>>157880529That was legitimately one of the worst goals I've seen in a long time
>>157880529better than the traitor swede in the danish goal
>>157880500because he is fucking terrible? Denmark used to be rock solid at home. Attractive style of play and very difficult to beat. Now they didn't even qualify for the world cup and bungled the euros by playing like cowards to face Germany which they obviously lost.
>Nyland reaction speed 36 years old and ready for the glue factory
Soccer
>>157880529straight ass
>>157880500Brian "the bald fraud" Riemer, danish national coach and full time bald fraud. Failed to bring us to the world cup.Peter "We trust in Brian" Møller, head of the danish football association. The dude responsible for giving the bald fraud a contract extension BEFORE the world cup fiasco.These slimeballs have been weasling their way through criticism after failing to beat belarus at fucking home. They both have to go, unironically.We didnt manage to qualify to the world cup in a group consisting of SCOTLAND, GREECE AND FUCKING BELARUS. And then we lost the play off game to czech republic or some shit too.And yes. I'm still fuming. But at least if we shit the bed at nation's league surely "Nine lives Brian" runs out of chances.
>>157880618not enough ass for me
>>157880655as a top 20 Euro nation not qualifying for a 54 team world cup in THAT group is a fucking disgrace.
>>157880618Why did she do it?
I am NOT watching this btw
>>157880655We've had some genuinely horrible coaches over the years, so I feel ya.
>>157880830I am. Why did Holland cut his hair?
>>157880704>tfw no cute and extremely clumsy gf you can comfort and cuddle with after she fucks up her run for the nth time
>>157880830
>>157880878hello dony ell malen why did u fake an injury to not play for holland?
>>157880860No idea. He seems like a chill guy, but methinks maybe the constant teasing about his looks finally got to him.
>>157880900no clue what you talking bout mate. I only watch Denmark.
Shit teams.
>>157880927but enough about Sweden
>>157880904makes sensehe shitposts on snap daily
>>157880872It hurts.
>tfw no normie gf
>>157880964he kinda looks like jason genova in this pic
>time has run out, one last corner before halftime>take a short corner and fumble the ball away
>>157880968Oof, I felt so bad for her there :(
>>157880964>din onion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AHCfZTRGiI
>>157880992the one on the right has a relationship ruiner face
>>157881030imagine being bald and fucking useless
>>157881045so does ur mum didn't stop ur dad
recommend me a good anime
Norway gonna score 2 bangers right after half-time. We always do really well right after breaks. Saw it against Italy in the WC qualifiers and multiple times during the WC
>>157881054literally me
Fun game, both teams are playing well.
>>157881067Gunbuster.
>>157881067stopped watching anime like 12 years ago but Redline is a fantastic movie. NouKome was hilarious.
>>157881067Johnny Bravo / Dexter's Lab (Dexters Laboratorium) / Ed Edd n Eddy
>>157881126>Ed Edd n EddyVery based.
>>157881014Calling someone a løk in Norwegian is kinda like calling someone an idiot. No idea why he translated it to English though
>>157881131aged pretty poorly. I rewatched it a couple of years ago because it was my absolutely favorite as a kid but it doesn't hold up honestly. Sabrina is still goated tho.
>>157881131https://youtu.be/74_5GQZMtfY
>>157881171why do so many countries fail to get decent voice actors for cartoons? This is horrible. Not as bad as French Spongebob but still really bad.
>>157881067monster!(not you, it's the name of the anime)
>>157881171why do i loosely remember this episode after 25 years, some of the scenes i remember vividly
>>157881113>>157881133>>157881168Norwaybros whats wrong with how the danes speak? weird accent?
>>157880964Is he talking about the Mikkel Rygaard who plays for swedish mega-club BK 'the bum' Häcken? That Mikkel Rygaard?
>>157881242Kamelåså?
froholdt kan ikke tage to berøringer uden den springer fra ham hvorfor fanden er han i så høj kursmanden er decideret ringe
>>157881242they sound like they have a potato stuck in their throat
>>157881247the samenobody is beyond erlingz' relentless ire
>>157881242try to speak as far down in your throat as you canthen you'll come somewhat close to sounding danish
>>157881242Danish language pronounces only half the letters. That's why reading each other's languages is pretty easy for Norway, Sweden and Denmark and even Dutch people can kinda understand a Danish text. When they pronounce it the way the Dutch or English language works no Dane would understand it. Just look at København, the Danish name for Copenhagen. In Danish København has like 2 sounds and only the first resembles the actual letters.
>>157881315kø-ben-havn3 syllabes
>conceding on a cornershamefur dispray
>>157881388
>>157881315Silent G's and silent D's are bullshit let's be real.Also en and et are classic foreigner traps.>mfw some white dude blurts out he wants to buy en hus
nice team there norgaytoo bad your keeper is polish 3rd division tier
>>157881405i'm at ramasjang levels Danish but I had the most problems with the difference between chicken and a bitch. I don't want to ask a waiter: is there bitch in this salad?
Ståle ut fåvæ
>The world cup quarter finalist cannot comfortably beat a team that tied with belarus at home and didn't even qualifyAnother 10 years was just added to Riemer's contract. Why do you guys do this
>>157881472he's gonna be dead within 5 years anyway, like all bald frauds
>>157881405all languages has weird shitI'm doing italian on duolingo and the inflections are some goddamn bullshit
>>157881499try esperanto
>>157881499anyone that can put up with a language where every inanimate object is male or female has a stronger constitution than me
>>157881546German is the final boss of this shit>der>die >dasAre two genders not enough for you kraut fucks
nigga basically did a rugby tackle lel
based dorgu
God I hate niggers.
every time we score mikkel damsgaard loses one hair on his forehead
>>157881561You need one special gender to insult the tranies and retards.
turns out >we can also be set piece merchants
>provstgaard>mæhle>kristensenactually dogshit players
>conceding on a gimmick cornershamefur dispray
>Frohold is supposedly the biggest talent on this teamYeah it's gonna be grim for a few years
>>157881643just another portuguese meme league merchanthe hasnt played a single good match for us
Danebros how do you rate Matt O'Riley?
oh not more of this fucking gimmick
>norge using we wuz vikangz shit against us
>>157880860Went from warrior to mercenary.
>>157881728we wuz vikings and sheet
>>157881728Now we need Sweden, Finland and denmark to create their own reddit versions of the Iceland celebration
>need a goal >let's sub the 2 guys that scored
>>157881728Roinga er basert for faen, hold kjeft. Laget burde holde roinga til bare VM og EM da
>>157881795egentlig det som var poenget mitt fåvæ
>>157881718haven't seen him play, can't be all that great if he can't get into this current team
>>157881834>bald fraud
I like seeing Nusa play
>>157881849He's a fun player.
>>157881718only did well in the scottish meme league which is, unironically, weaker than the danish superliga
This gonna end 3-3 right?
>>157881849Modern le cut insideman
i once chatted with a norwegian girl on wow (she said she was a girl fuck do i know) her norwegian felt like chatting with a really really dyslexic dane, and it was kinda cute
Fucking asshole FLÆSKEPØLESVIN denmarker
Seems like it would've been an exciting game to watch.
>>157881901been pretty dull despite the scoreline desu
no wonder we're winningdenmark sent greenlanders
>>157881928nice vexillological joke
kwab
So much diving
Uh oh
Fuck that was such a fun game. Good work both teams!
NORWEGIAN VICTORY
Great game! Good work Norway and Denmark!
>Lose>But lose in like a slurpy way so Riemer can still cope and say "We fought with our hearts">Another 10 years of Riemer's reignI hate you guys so much it's actually unreal.
>best norway team since forever barely scrapes home a win over denmarks worst in decades
>>157882066We got lucky, but it was a fun game through and through.
>>157882066This, kek. Let them have it.
>>157882078I only watched this match, and I can't imagine any of the other matches being even half as entertaining.
we're more of a paddle tennis nation anyway
GG denmarkbrosAlways fun playing you
thank you danskebrødre for letting us have this win, very kind
>>157882090Yeah this was very fun to watch. Good game.
Why can't the baconcrisps get their shit together in biathlon, so we don't have to watch these gay nepo motherfuckers play footie?Also. Gay!
>First win ever vs denmarkThe tables have turned now.
>>157882096As long as you have Håland, it's gonna be tough to beat you. You will have a problem in 10-12 years when he's too old. Enjoy it while it lasts.
Guess I will listen to this song until I pass out now ;_; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUxYRreondw
That's the most fun game I've seen in a while. Denmark was a really good team. Fun to watch.
>>157881067mummitrollet
>>157882131we dont really care about these gay little niche "sports"
>>157881996Yes please the white hare
>>157882134Yeah we need a new hero by then or we're cooked. He's pretty much carrying now.
>>157881996Ukaleq playing the role of Danish defense
>>157882137No hydration break. We got robbed we ran out of juice. Imagine if we had been hydrated the last 20 minutes. Fucking uefa.
>>157882173As long as we can agree Sweden sucks.
Jeg knalder på dighttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vog1CrVfxEU
>>157879982He fears no man nor beast.
>>157882150You are the king of niche sports with pingis svenne banan
>>157882066reclaiming the win after fumbling a lead for no reason in a real game is something our nt wouldnt even dream of doing until last wc qualifiers
>The boys are looking tired. Send him in.>but sir what if he actually dies this time do we have a doctor on hand to revive him?>Dump him.
>>157879982>>157880099>this is considered jacked in n0rge
GG danebros
Danish journalism is weird
>>157882271he aint wrong
>>157882271>overgrebKek
>>157882198Kek
>>157882198What a world we could be if Sweden wasn't part of it.
>>157882326We just need to clean up Sweden for them, and then put them in re-education camps so it doesn't happen again. But then again, you never know with Swedes. They're a different breed.
I wonder if Ståle just turns up the norwegian accent after a win like this to fuck with danish journalistsdude was FCK coach for like a decade and lived in copenhagen all that time
That was an intense game. Good job both teams!
>>157882066>>157882079Seethe more Danekeks, you got dominated
>>157882150You gay!
when i say baldyou say
>>157882390And you would'nt know it even if you moma told it!
>>157882352Steely Sunhill has always been close to unintelligible.
>>157882424Kamelåså
>>157882433blørgh blørghSov godt, Oddvar.
So what went wrong? 3-2 Against the slaughters?This is going downhill fast!
3 days until we get kwabbed by the schleswig-holstein of england
everyone is speaking english and talking about ed edd n eddy in here
>>157882476
>>157882060qrd on this coach every Dane seems to hate?
>>157882563>>157880655please pay attention
>>157882150You have double the population yet we beat you in summer Olympics, we demolish you in winter Olympics, we now beat you in football and GDP, don't fuck with us Preben, there's a new king in the North(figuratively and literally)
>>157882597tl;dr
