Chicken of the sea edition NRL>GAME 1Redcliffe Dolphins v Sydney Roosters7:50pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9Suncorp Stadium1.71-2.17>Suncorp Stadium our venue as the Dolphins welcome the Roosters for a spot in the Grand Final. The Dolphins enjoyed a break during Finals Week 2 and most recently secured a comprehensive 26-16 triumph over the Warriors in their Qualifying Final. Their recent performances have been spectacular with an eight game winning streak. The Roosters bounced back strongly from their loss to the Panthers in the QF to thrash the Sharks 46-10. Kristian Woolf has a full squad at his disposal, with Tom Flegler cleared to return after recovering from the concussion he suffered in the qualifying final against the Warriors. The Dolphins have transformed Suncorp Stadium into a fortress, stringing together eight consecutive victories at the venue. The Roosters receive a massive lift with Sam Walker making a timely return from injury to steer the ship in the halves with Daly Cherry-Evans moving to five-eighth and Hugo Savala to interchange. Mark Nawaqanitawase has been highly effective against the Dolphins, crossing for five tries in his three H2H encounters. In their most recent NRL clash, the Dolphins accounted for the Roosters 26-12 at Allianz Stadium. Prior to that in Round 15 of 2026, the Dolphins recorded a thumping 48-10 win, completing a regular-season sweep over the Tricolours. Overall, the Roosters lead the H2H record, winning four of the seven NRL matches played between these two sidesDolphins 1-12 2.95Dolphins 13+ 3.35Roosters 1-12 3.30Roosters 13+ 4.90Dolphins -2.5 1.99 Roosters +2.5 1.82previous thread >>157844678
Dolphins are hard to beat at home!
Phins up!!!!!
Losing twice to the same team in the same season is fairly indicative that you’re probably going to lose a third time, and in a higher stakes game, and especially away from home. Although the Poosters have been in form this finals series, Redcliffe aren’t getting the respect they ought to command having had a mostly successful season so far notwithstanding that game against Manly
Rooster v knights in the gf
roosters gf v knights gf in the bedroom
>>157883722WAHS customer (me) sitting on the cuck chair in the corner
>>157883722Poothers customer puts their chair in front of yours so you can't even watch
I regret to inform everyone, that it will, in fact, not be Wahppening this year
I remember in this general that there was a Wahs customer who kept saying all year that they would choke in the finals. Many other Wah customers would get upset and say he was a defeatist cuck. Nevertheless he was proven absolutely correct and is something of a prophet
>>157885335>Predicts thesun will rise in the morningWow what a prophet
The Wahs should not beat themselves up. The only team that could. Wina premiership with both of their halves injured is the Panthers. But the Panthers halves are just ball shuffling system guysm
Wahs will start winning when they drop the Wahs gimmick.
LET'S GONE (yes)up da wahs (no)
Roosters by 14
>>157886307What gimmick should they have instead?
>>157886937>they need a gimmickthat's why they'll keep losing
its the year for newyits the year for newythe rooster's'll have a blueycoz victory belongs to newyits the year for newyits the year for newythe panthers all are spewin'coz its the year for newyits the year for newyits the year for newythe dolphins are all afurycoz its the year for newynow this rhyme is overand its near octoberyour high spirits will chuck a ueyCOZ ITS THE YEAR FOR NEWYUP THE KNIGHTS
Why did the NRL schedule this game at the same time as when the Socceroos play Brazil in Queensland? Why are they so childish?
>>157887397What are you doing on the evening of 4 October?
Anyone else strokin their donga for Ponga?
Will Daniel Johns sleep with Ponga if Newcastle get the Hip?
>>157887526
Why did the NRL schedule this game at the same time as when Hololive is debuting a new generation? Why are they so childish?
>>157887602Ponga is only into big beefy daddies, not closet transwomen.
>>157887489We get Brazil over here and get them to play in Townsville we are not a serious country
I don't wanna alarm or shock any of the family but THERES FUCKING FOOTY ON TONIGHT :D
>>157887489I would’ve watched that if the footy wasn’t on so if it was malevolent it worked lol
>>157888165https://youtu.be/az8ht2-U0Q0
On top of this, there is absolutely no footy of any code on Tomorrow night
grim
>losing your captain>again
>>157888493
>>157888639What a shit show of a club kek
Not sure how I will stay up for this one
viagra m8
>>157888717someone link that post, you know the one.
>>157888780https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/157804294/#157820053
BroncGODS would heem both these peems
The NRLW 2026 Players’ Dream Team:>Fullback: Tamika Upton>Wingers: Brydie Parker, Mackenzie Wiki>Centres: Jessica Sergis, Rory Owen>Five-Eighth: Teagan Levi>Halfback: Tarryn Aiken>Props: Otesa Pule, Laikha Clarke>Hooker: Keeley Nizza>Second Rowers: Shaylee Bent, Evania Isa’ako>Lock: Sienna Lofipo>Impact: Faythe ManeraBig year for Rory and Shaylee.
Is png gonna be good? Should i change from titans wah to titans pngAlso whats the plan when they get to 20 teams? Just play 38 rounds like football?
>>157888887>no duddKek
>>157888897Dudd and Tiana got eclipsed this season, even Ellie was quiet
>>157888792KEK ty ty
today I will remind them.
>>157888965You've unironically been on the money the last few weeks with your analysis m8, well done.
>>157889027really looking forward to this one, should be one of the best games of the finals, even though I have roosters winning I still seeing phins putting up a massive fight.
if anybody's bored waiting for the game this is worth a watch. Its an exact recreation of what people with schizophrenia see and hear during their daily life. Very scary.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyUqhbPD2tc
>>157887397based
>really looking forward to this one, should be one of the best games of the finals, even though I have roosters winning I still seeing phins putting up a massive fight.
perplexing post (that's right you schitzo, the (you) was implied).
Games on tv, recording it, hope to wake up to a phins victory
>>157889160Mam o' Mann
>>157889156Ruby-Jean on the rise
>>157889185your season ends today mate
>>157889160lachlan galvin continues to rise up the ranks, origin next year without a doubt. Is he even nsw or qld?
>>157889160wahs would absolutely heem that team
>>157889160Pretty good team, nice work Albo, kinda hope they lose it’s better for the game
>>157889038>sharksThis is like being dux of a special school
why does winning best and fairest at st george make you then?
If I was the dux maybe my life would have turned out different
>>157889160Josh Kerr has had a funny career, he's been a pretty middling forward for pretty much all of it but somehow gets picked in all these rep squads
Which team are the Ducks, I didn't think they were in the NRL
The Grand Final needs a good Babyface vs Heel matchup, we haven't really got one in a while
>>157889369The worst coached SC peem in history
>>157889369a chook is pretty fucking close to a duck.
PHINS PHUCKING UP!LET'S GO QUEENSLAND!
>>157889160the thing is unlike other PMs Albo actually does personally select his 13, so I respect him for it.
Lets go reddit dolphins, its our year
The runner up bowl will definitely be a game of all time.
>Babyface vs Heel gf potential tier list1. Easts vs Newcastle 2. Easts vs Penrith3. Redcliffe vs Penrith 4. Redcliffe vs Newcastle
Irish really is a fraud if he doesn't see the roosters as perpetual heels.
>>157889419They can be kept together but they need to have specific watering otherwise the ducks splash the water around and the chooks make mud. They can be locked up all together at night and let out during the day so the ducks can get to the pond/dam. It’s honestly easier to keep them in separate enclosures though
>>157889538One day irish will break kayfabe and say his absolutely retarded takes were just a shoot.
today was not that day though
What if he works himself into a shoot? What do we do then?
WALKER OUT
>>157889602>source: trust me bro
There's so many electric outside backs in this game that it just reeks of a random forward scoring first and ruining everyone's multis. Like a Morgan Knowles or a Salesi Foketi or something
>>157889341
walker gonne crush under the depth of pressure where phins thrive and survive
Another fucking hour until the game hurry up and start the kickoff before I piss myself!!!
>>157889527Phins and Knights are babyfaces. Poosters and PEDrith are heels.
>>157889684Bobby plz
Praying for the phinsThey must avenge the wahs tonight
CAM ON PHINS
>>157889785we will avenge ourselves next year when we win the comp.
who else is supporting chooks to see DCE lift the trophy?
>>157889829Supporting GOATcastle to see based elite PonGOD lift the trophy.
>18. Hugo Savala I really don't know why Robbo loves Billy Smith so much
should be 2 weeks after pre to gf. one team gets extra 2 day rest?? garbaGE
They don't want to compete with the AFL GF so they're sending the girlies to do it
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE RATIONALE BEHIND AN 8PM START. I GOT SHIT TO DO AND SLEEP TO HAVE
>>157889913Absolutely PATHOGENIC to the BOOMING markets of the FUTURE in NEW ZEALANDSHAME on YOU VLANDYS!
Kind don't think the Knights can beat Penriff, Ashley might have fucked up.
https://www.nrl.com/news/2026/09/25/classic-prelim-dragons-v-wests-tigers-2010/
>>157889982based
din dins eatendishes commencingfooty looming
>>157889913They did it so it clashes with the soccer game
>>157889978Knights have the adlib style to beat penriths super structured style, but it would rely on them basically making no fuck-ups all game long which sadly wont happen.
the drink
>>157889982Kino
>>157890002There is 0 evidence of this
LETS GO HOMELESS POOPHINS
>>157890016Knights best footy can win it all. Trouble is that have to produce it 4 weeks in a row.
>>157890023Yum love a good pinot
>>157890064Performative Queensland bullshit
Queenslanders support QueenslandersFuck the Sydney scum
DCE to chokeTeddy to HIA Walker to get heemedCoconuts to Coconut
walkgod
hello family
Here we go lads, crack a beer, punch a cone, start your airfryer, get hypehttps://youtu.be/Vw3WX7uW_f0
Why does his neck look like that
>>157890080hows ya morning m8
Queenslanders will SWEAR they have the best rivalries then they go and support their "rivals" when their team is out. I genuinely might kill myself if the Roosters win it all
The trumpets are reddit
fucking circus music
>>157889738Redcliffe are massive heels actually. You just think Penrith aren’t faces because your team keeps getting beat by them
we have rivalries to grow stronger so we can beat nsw scum!
all Queensland rivalries are just training arcs for taking on Sydney scum
Tried to put my Dolphins fin on my dog but she wouldn't sit still lads
You will never be a redditer playing your trumpet at home as your team run out onto the field.
>>157890083day off toil, slept in and now footy going well m80you on the beers
Hope Easts lose
>>157890097>still seething from that game
>>157890102very good point and well made
Macca's on THE way lads
QUEERSLANDER
Great kick Sam Pooer there
Bit late that hit
>not allowed a quick 20m tap interesting
Best rivalry in the game!
mercs have paid off the refs phins are against 15 men tonight
>>157890120I think if you throw it forward to another player you've got to wait
>>157890135ohhh I stand corrected
That’s not an army crawl
LETS GO THE
>>157890137you are the expert on doing things on your back afterall
Footy is better when there are stoppages
>>157890144What can I say, I’m a reverse cowgirl enthusiast
Footy is better when my peem is winning footy has not been good for a long long time
>>157890150you go girl!
>>157890148retard
THE INFLICTOR
great footy if it keeps at this pace poophins should have the advantage (their week off)
Redcliffe gaining territory set on set
Gee obviously got told off for calling 100 6 agains last game. Better without them.
I'm glad he did get told off, there has been zero 6 agains and this is much better footy overall and way more exciting
>>157890169>>157890172JINXED IT
No six agains builds tension
Why not attack down Herbies flank ffs.
The Grand Final storyline will be Katoa and Cleary carrying injuries
MARKY MARK MARKY MARK MARKY MARK MARKY MARK MARKY MARK MARKY MARK MARKY MARK MARKY MARK MARKY MARK MARKY MARK MARKY MARK MARKY MARK MARKY MARK MARKY MARK MARKY MARK MARKY MARK MARKY MARK
>>157890185I think they will, but they know Easts know that’s what they want to do so they’re not doing it until Easts make an adjustment. Big interception that one
>>157890185That's why kek
fucking marky mark
FAAARK
fuck hes elite,
fluke try not worried
wow good tackle hammer you lazy cunt
He was waiting for it
>>157890185jinxed it
POOSTERS UP
*trepidatious bawkawk*
>>157890211They were in in the corner, bloody marky mark mark.
nawakawakawakawakanase
Mark Koyaanisqatsi
Mark mark the mark
this story would have been better
>>157890224this
kek both these peems suck
It's actually pretty easy once you say it a couple of timesNawanga - Nita- WAHsay
>>157890224lol
Redcliffe in danger of letting the occasion get to them here
>>157890224kek
>>157890248Great post mate
More like bluecliffe
Yeah, I'm thinking Phins down.
VICTOR THE FUCKING INFLICTOR GET PIKED FUCKING POOPHIN FUCKING SHITS
CAN THE TUNA
Well, Dolphins had a nice run but it's time for all things to end
Based penrith roosters fall asleep final
the week off fucks teams, knights a chance to beat penrith.
expect another six again for the roosters in the next set
Hot Shots is on Nein go.
>>157890224So true
>they printed the script on the poosters collars>easts to win
Embarrassing
That’s it
poophins bros...
oh goodie a blowout
Why didn't Herbie just fucking go himself lads
fuck this really is getting ugly fast.
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Simply epic
thinking penrith is actually going to be the underdogs in the gf.
anyone else see that catholic roosters girl
for the year poosters had (the event) it would be good for the community to get a GF win so I'll allow itwe all have to heal
The catholic church disapproved of that kick
Crowd is dead lads it's over
ANYBODY SEEN HERBIE?
>>157890324yeah he just got inflicted
INFLICTED
Dodgy technique that
phins are more of a 40 points in the last 20 minutes of the game peem
WHY would you challenge that?
bruh
Oh what good challenge
Milked
That's a bullshit reversal but fuck the chooks
>>157890335shut up girlie you need a smaller ball
>>157890342
/afl/ here. Wtf was that "hip drop" call. I never want to see you say AFL is soft again
WATTO IS FUCKED
>>157890346When she see my dick
he at it again
>>1578903478 players have had broken legs and career ending injuries from hip drops just this year, lower your tone when you talk to us
Hammer wears K-Mart undies
can feel an inflicting coming soon
/lgbt/ here the players are so cute
Sorry m8 you're off you've got an haitch eye ay
>>157890347hip drops are dangerous and have a high propensity to cause non-incidental injury and therefore are forbidden
>>157890358Because they're the best.
planted it on the line no try
ISAAKO
Great finish if he made it
COMEBACK
BARK BACK
NO TRYCHALK MOLESTED
no no no no no
No try sorry
Every time this situation happens I bring up that bullshit Ed Kosi no try from early in the year
There was at least a meter of grass between the ball and the linbe.
PHINBACK>PHINBACK PHINBACK >PHINBACK
If they somehow go on to win this after that, I don’t know what but there will be ramifications
>>157890372old eagle eyes over here should be in the bunker
Clear try only retarded Irishmen with no concept of basic physics disagree
holy shit how did they get that wrong?
Connor Watson's Roosters career is OVER
THE RIG IS IN
>>157890388try every day of the week. fuck your slow mo 2 fps woke shit. went down on the quadliateral of the balls eclipse if you wanna be technical anyway
wtf does this mean klein is the one in the bunker?
>>157890400On the line is out, nerd
Roosters could ask for special exemption for Watson. It's been done before.
>>157890403yep regulated to being in charge of the game
>>157890403>Klein makes the game about him even when he's not reffing You've gotta respect it at this point he might be the greatest to ever do it
Poosters are on tilt
>>157890365>Non-incidental injuryDumb mick
Dolphins gonna need a lot more refball to get out of this one
dunno who heard the commentators say that the dolphins HAD to score... but I did
ow muh face
Londoninium customer Herbie Farnworth has been officially been solved
poor last tackle option
You need at least one good white half to win a comp.
>>157890404retard learn to quadlitateral
>no advantage 5 minutes later
>>157890428the chiefs down for the count already
>>157890431Your ball is at a disingenuous angle
There's no point trying to run at Walker he's deep behind all the big boof heads in defence.
>>157890443racist cunt
>>157890431its amazing how much ref hating is pretending to not understand the rules or physics so natural discourse can't be achieved
>>157890431turn the ball 45 degrees
roosters defence isn't elite, gee just lets them leave the line early
This sport is for low IQ working class peasants I'm sorry to say
>turn a round object 45 degrees
>>157890467ah righto its a soccer ball now
>>157890462is there such a thing as an upper class peasant?
>>157890462yeah you keep eating your big mac cunt but one day I'll be eating it and sleeping your two single beds pushed together
>>157890471shhh nah let him have this onecunt couldn't know what redundant means
>munster
dolphins are a second half team but I don't know, I think they've got the jitters
dolphins got one try off the majority of possession
I N D I E
INDIE AND DANIKA ON NINE
>>157890496They don’t look good. They’ll need Radley to get binned or something.
Damn Indy got bogged as soon as she went to the Gold Coast :(
>>157890510airhead that blonde one
Need the ID on Robbo's watch
They're going to have to shoot a new Broncos McDonalds ad next year
>>157890510>older sexually confident woman seduces and awakens younger girls sexualitymany such cases
2 SAUSAGE WITH ONION
roosters coach just said he's putting sam walker centre forward. Bit of a mix up
>>157890496katoa playing at 50% is a massive issue, drops them down to wahs tier.
>>157890531How can you be a centre and a forward?
bostock going off for a bullshit HIA didn't help
what the actual fuck was that didi ad
Im Nathan at Youi AMA
PHINS FUCKING UP RIGHT NOW OR ITS FISH FOOD FOR THEM (they'll be the fish food)
>>157890544meant prop i thinkmy yearning for shit talk outpaces my knowledge of the game
>>157890534Yeah he's playing forcings back with Teddy and losing.
>>157890568Fish are friends, not food
kristian gives me hitman vibes
no biff no heart
>>157890567What’s your favourite pie?
Actually Dolphins are not fish
SPLASHBACK
ISAAAAAAAAAAKO
SLIPPY T
>>157890595Shut up tranny
PHINBACK
>>157890587Anyone who names their child Kristian with a k is a dirty snow ape
>>157890594bare
klein time
nah it was on the fucking line
>>157890608fake irish, irish loves the /afl/ community
SAVE ME BUNKER
Bosto was offside and knocked it on
escort from tupou anyway
klein has this chat open on one screen, and the game footage on his other screen.
>>157890627
another rigged call
>>157890629
>>157890627>>157890629Surely he has a screen on /nrl/
>Bostowe're not doing that
>the state of The's defence
What am I watching
what the actual fuck
That's forward as fuck man
nah went sideways
>>157890657bunker can't rule on forward passes, nor can touchies and the ref is never in line :^)
If the touchie didn’t see it, it never happened
BOOOOO
Is mark aryan?
Ashley Klein on a generational run
His foot was a meter over the line.
ok chooks, there's your bullshit try. forward pass and foot on the line
>>157890666touchies only rule on the sideline not forward passes, commentators told us the other week
they award everything these days
>>157890675Sure but it was in the air
Roosters are allowed to throw the ball forward
pretty shithouse replays do they set the cameras to fucking 24fps?
I love a good 'BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT' chant from the crowd, I wish their staying power was a bit longer though 5 solid minutes might make a difference
Ref bullshit aside Herbie is playing TERRIBLY
Deadset retarded call his foot was on the line. How do the refs do it?
>>157890692pls understand only small billion dollar company
FUCK bosto almost got that
>>157890713kys
made up high tackle to help roosters
>>157890714
>>157890699They’re a very milquetoast fanset tbph, dolphins fans that is
I've mostly been against adding extra technology to the refereeing because I think it would crush the soul out of the game but honestly we may as well go whole hog and get AI to handle the shit. Nothing could be worse than being at the whim of Vlandys and whatever gambling addicts they've picked up from the race track to ref these games
pootherswinlol vs mercenaries
>fanset
Phinsisters...
There's no way either of these jobbers win a gf
How are roosters so chill
Roosters forwards are to much for them.
https://voca.ro/1l4km668ISLx
nah yeah fuckin beautyful
>>157890740They've both copped 50, it's literally impossible.
>>157890740chooks look pretty good. they could get it if nathan's injury causes him issues in either the prelim or gf
Can the roosters beat Penrith?
collins was bred in a lab for front row aylook at the neanderthal brow on the cunt
>>157890747step up cunt
>>157890754umm panthers are getting eliminated this weekend, bit worried knights be facing a battle to beat the roosters in the gf though.
last 20 minutes looms strong
Hate DolphinsHate RoostersHate Penrith
Holy fuck
>>157890757penrith can't beat the newcastle GODS
>A Marky Mark masterpieceInflictor erasure
>>157890759He looks like one of the Nazi baddies in Sliders
turned it off when that tackle wasn't called held. gee always gets the roosters an easy win.
>getting fucking dunked on by victor "dopey cunt" radleyfor shame poophins
ok now its over, gg phins
As cool as the Knights beating Penrith would be they simply can't beat the Roosters
Wonder if Roosterman will make an appearance this year...
Absolute piss poor 'tackle' by the Hammer, he wants to get paid how much again?
>>157890768fucking beautyful that was
How does Marky score these tries? How can one man be so high IQ on his feet? Imagine how good he would be at QTE and rhythm video games.
The chickens winning over the chickens of the sea
kinda glad wahs arent out there, we would be getting 50 put on us
would be burning my hat if I was a dumb poophin customer this is a piss poor effort
>>157890787he looks like that fucking chef guy
>>157890770
The combination of Dan Gianne commentary and refball for the roosters wants to make me stop watching NRL forever and almost an hero. Literally had to put the game on mute.
>>157890796Gordon Ramsey?
>>157890799channel nine commentary hasnt been that bad this game for once.
>>157890794nah they always come from behind the dolphins
>queenslanders
>>157890790chicken of the sea is pearl perch you nong
QLD peems just don't get club footy
Embarrassing performance from the cityless dolphins
>>157890808nah the one from the bearhe was in shameless too
>>157890787Hopefully they give him the ball when he's playing for the Wallabies.
Gummy flake
>>157890824holy fuck here comes another one
ok phins the game plan is you get more points than the poosters in the 18 minutes left, now get to it
https://www.instagram.com/p/DdtVcq8iX1z/?img_index=1corr sleeper
>>157890826He'll be getting 5 carries a game in 30-point losses and he will like it
Dump all the best DCE meme iterations in here
fucking miscarriage that one was
>I judge the phins not worthy
>>157890826If they can get it out to him he’ll score loads of tries
Dolphins will make the finals next year but they'll lose a bunch of their good players and enter their Titans era of being irrelevant for the next 20+ years
Difference between Hammer and Walsh.... Walsh is actually good
>>157890843
>not taking the poosmart not carrying that cowardly poo curse into the gf
Katoa looks like he could be from Okinawa
suprised walker still out there, only 16 to go, get him off
>>157890863DCE confirmed family member
>>157890856Grim
normal short drop out toopoo try
>>157890865In the Māori language, katoa means "all" or "everything". When translating the iconic Pokémon catchphrase, "Gotta catch 'em all" is written as "Hopukina te katoa"
WALKGOD
If the Dolphins had Redcliffe in their name they would have won this game lads
He could have walked through that gap kek
Finay Pooey Arkey
Phins down, give the Broncos all their players back
dolphins fans in shambles
>letting a twink crashball you
Fat cunt islander fell over kek
THE SUNCORP SNIPER GOT HIM
>>157890880fascinating
Phins getting POOSTROYED
pull dce off as well
>>157890894nah just give em a few more years and theyll come good. they might get a premiership after the titans
>Ginnane not even giving the Knights a chance
>>157890899Flegler hesitated then tried to arm grab him, he must be tired and uncertain of reality
>>157890916script leak plus he lives in mt druitt
adam gee. check his record when reffing the chooks. he was always going to get them home.
No but seriously why didn't Herbie just go himself in the first half?
eta on the first indian team?
There is no way on earth that Dan Ginnane lives in Mt Druitt, I've seen the shoes he wears
>>157890929Roosters forwards won this game, the Dolphins were forced to try ang go around them from the 2nd minute.
>>157890938India just joined the international rugby league federation
If he does live there it’s by choice
>>157890759Pristine Queensland genetics
>>157890843Anyone got bee DCE? That ones my fav
seriously, fucking blurryass replays
so now that the dust has settled, were the wahs just really bad or are the chooks just really good
I've seen enough, I am officially demoting Blake Ferguson from my all time greatest Roosters side
>>157890956just bee happy and he'll buzz around you
This just makes a Dolphins premiership next year all the more likely
>>157890951JungleCats HOOO!
>>157890966:)))) thanks
Boring Roosters vs Panthers GF episode
Imagine if certain key players of favoured franchises got late season juicing passes where it was guaranteed behind the scenes they wouldn't be "randomly" selected
>>157890965Wahs had a bad game against an overrated Redcliffe and then another not great game and a little bit of bad luck against an underrated Newcastle
>>157890982this chat has got to start respecting the knights, panthers are not getting past them.
>>157890932They really needed to score first badly.
Reckon it would've been a different game if the Hammer played, shame he was ruled out and they had some plodder at fullback.
just saw that bloke's arse
BUM
Bumcheeks!
COMEBACK STARTS NOW SKIP THE KICK
Galvanesque pass
ironic
Farnworth really needs to score a try here if he is going to impress Politis and get a Roosters contract
Trai Fuller would have got them home
savala been mud since he came on.
flashbang
TEDDY THE SHARKER
>>157890982Penrith will win and it will be good
Leniu didn't get on kek
>>157891013Herbs Dragons bound
odds on phins winning from this point?
>>157890992Especially because Cleary can't walk or kick and has to hop for 80 minutes
>>157891029broncs > phins > dragons > pooper peague there is a pattern emerging
they should have done this 10 minutes into the 1st half lol
>>157891031CUMBACK
HAPPENING
>>157891057they coulda been the sperm whalesimagine the merch
Why does Dan Ginane always sound so depressed whenever the dolphins score.... serious case of biased commentary....
>they used to rest dce back in the day
had to be mark to kill the NRL for the year
Lot of The supporters left early. They should be hanging around to thank the team for their best season ever
>>157891065Ginnane is a Bulldogs fan, but he's also a mad gambler so he probably put his house on an absurdly specific margin
stream just died shan't be opening a new one
"everywhere" mark
>>157891076rare agreeing with Irish here, leaving is retarded in many ways let me list some;>waste of money>look like a flake customer>fair weather customer >not a true customer >not a true footy customer
>>157891088He’s a Queenslander though
>>157891076Thank them for playing like retarded faggots?
>>157891082ASL?
>>157891095imagine being a knights fan the past TWENNY FIVE years cunt
>>157891103
The players reckon losing a prelim feels worse than losing a grand final
>>157891109Beautiful
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWK
Australia is beating Brazil in the soccer lads
>>157891101Thank them for making the prelim and winning heaps of games this year and playing some good attacking footy. They shouldn’t have finished as high as they did though but that’s because the draw is unbalanced
>red rooster to replace all their chicken with fish for 1 day only if the chooks win the GF like anyone will notice cause no one goes there lol :D
>>157891103yeh, even the RAIDERS have made a gf in the past 10 yrs... the RAIDERS of all dud teams LOL!
>>157891103>>157891109You cunts won’t be laughing after Sunday
shalom
wtf australia is currently playing brazil and winning?
>>157891140can't wait for knights to take the winpanthers go back to the jungle
>>157891150Yeah m8 channel 10
>>157891140woah woah woah I wasn't laughing m8
I support the Tigs but I'm from the cenny coast so I don't actually give that much of a shit about them (only go for them because dad grew up in Ryde)
>>157891148>jews made the chooks winthats a pretty gnarly cope
>>157891095Leaving early shows that you're a true passionate supporter that cannot handle watching any more, staying shows you don't care
>>157891154Ancient aliens is on Rush.
i always go for the team thats winning
>>157891164I'm poor and will be milking every cents worth and begging for a shoe or a jersey thanks
never trusting this bitch again
The Roosters are the most spiritually Israeli team
>>157891180a roosters gf win will literally help heal the community like 0.2%, many many decades left of healing to do but its a step in the right direction
>>157891148>brisbaneuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh based much??????????????
>>157891202its true, they said in the royal commission thats why israel is joining the comp in 2029
A Knights win is a win for the working class man.
BAWKSUP haha get fucked you cunts
>>157891157>goates flying
I'm not going to waste my time on a panthers/roosters gf. if it was possible for both teams to lose, that'd be great, but otherwise I hope the panthers win again.
>>157891180Billy Smith's nose is a give away
>>157891217its a win for all of us when the knights winthats why this country's gone to the dogsjohnsy put down the bag and come back for one more year cunt
>>157891223Last time it happened was a pure kino gf
whoa ohhahooo I'm a cock in arse maa-aa-aan
>>157891150In what?
>>157891236I don't give a fuck.
>>157891236One of the best. Chooks got shook.
>>157891251I really want Newcastle to win on Sunday, like 85% as much as I’d want Souths to win if we were playing, and I think Easts/Newcastle would be a great gf. I’m just saying that if Penrith do get in it’ll still be a good gf. Redcliffe in the gf this year would’ve been awful so it’s good they lost tonight, happy about that
roosters are a soulless mercenary club, making a grand final purely off recruiting the encumbent blues hooker and the last captain of the maroons. they're a cynical, soulless no heart club with a fanbase of champagne sipping soft cocks. they deserve to get the shit belted out of them by penrith, who actually built their football team instead of buying one.fuck the chooks, fuck their fans, fuck the whole eastern region.
I too want GOATcastle to win. But because they’re my peem.
Easts have been pretty solid this year aside from the absolute trouncing they copped from an almost full strength Rabbitohs. They’ll have excuses like they were resting key players and some other bullshit they can tell themselves whilst crying to sleep sobbing alone in the dark
>>157891272motherfucker just try and figure out what 'I don't care' means before pissing out a post.what kind of fake bunnies supporter are you that you'd ever want to see the chooks win anything other than the spoon? you're a dipshit mate. an absolute dipshit and a cancer on both the bunnies as a group and this board as a whole.
>>157891272These games are won in the forwards, Newcastle has a huge problem with the Penrith pack, the same as the Dolphins had tonight. They have to play straight.
>>157891223so you want the panthers to win 5 of the past 6 gf's..... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....... you must be fun at parties.....
>>157891223You don't want to watch the 2 best teams go head to head?
>>157891295my not wanting Redcliffe in the gf is not mutually exclusive to my not wanting Easts to win the gf. Redcliffe in the gf would have been a blight on the game, Easts losing a gf will be fun for the whole family
no one has ever answered my questionWHO THE FLYING FUCK IS REDCLIFFE AND WHY IS IRISH THE ONLY ONE TO KNOW THAT PEEM
>>157891277Not their fault manly wanted to pay minimum wage for daley
Brazil tied it up at the end lads
>>157891180Based
>>157891394I'm guessing it was Brazil's G peem and not their A peem
>>157891406Nah they were pretty full strength even Vini Jnr was there
>>157891406True, Vini jr is dogshit
Friendly reminder that there is now a final 3 and that the fucking Knights are one of those three.
>>157891505weak ass comp this year....
What's stopping the Knights from getting their worst player to dive right into Cleary's legs?
>>157891548Ponga?
>>157891277Based
>>157891548Knights players have zero brains. That thought wouldnt even occur to them.
>>157891548What's penriths plan to shield him all game?
>>157891613Keep him on the bench
>>157891347Is there some obscure BRL era beef that you have with the Dolphins or something?
Cleary gets hurt and the Coggdog saves the Panthers again
>Cleary gets injured>Doesn't play the Grandfinal>Penrith still win easily>Cleary is given man of the match
>>157891695unironically would happen
Has anyone else noticed that Matt Thompson and Peter Psaltus sound IDENTICAL to each other. Youd swear they were the same person... When I put it on Nine tonight Salty was commentating, why wasnt Thompson??? Maybe had the flu? cause he usually gets the big games.Also, I miss Warren Smith. For the sake of the game he needs to come back to commentary next year.... if he hasnt died of throat cancer of course.
>>157891770Yes there is a third guy, Brenton Speed who also sounds exactly the same.
What is Vlandys big suprise?
>>157892100Jamie Chapman is doing a strip show as pre-game entertainment. Apparently nothing is off limits, even her shaved bald cunt. Will be a good show if you ask me.
>>157892100He's enlisted the /nrl/ family as the prematch entertainment.
Angus Crichton is going to stunner him to kick off NRL's attitude era
knights bros... i cried for times like this. i hope a miracle comes our way on sunday.
miracles... luck will help a man if his courage stays true
>>157892169We finally got our big break
>>157891770Yeah I can't tell them apart
GRAND FINAL HARBOUR BRIDGE WALKhttps://www.roosters.com.au/news/2026/09/25/join-the-grand-final-march-on-sydney-harbour-bridge/>The biggest week of the 2026 season kicks off with a moment you won't want to miss. On Monday 28 September, you can kick off Grand Final week by marching across the iconic Sydney Harbour Bridge.>Fans of all four (three) NRL and NRLW Grand Final teams will make their way across the Bridge before heading to Campbell’s Cove for the official launch of Grand Final Week. Join your fellow fans, club mascots, NRL & NRLW legends and club ambassadors, and get amongst the atmosphere with giveaways along the way.>Wear your colours, bring your crew and make some noise for your team.>All four (three) fan groups will gather at 4.30pm.>Campbell’s Cove: Fans of the winner of Roosters (NRL) and the winner of Roosters v Raiders (NRLW).>Bradfield Park, Milsons Point: Fans of the winner of Titans v Broncos (NRLW) and the winner of Panthers v Knights (NRL).>The march will conclude at Campbell’s Cove ahead of the official launch of Grand Final Week.
>>157891277You don't understand that the NRL is a business you dumb cunt. Businesses buy successful players. Fucking retard. Cope harder.
Fuck
>>157893091there's that patented chook customer mindset, not even aware how soulless they are!
>>157893091Explain the broncos
>>157893237Reynolds has a media career now so thats something to be happy about and I'm sure madge will pull him around on a leash to inspire the indentured servants I mean players
>walsh
don't worry I'm sure being absolutely poothetic the entire season and his 9 million followers seeing that and him worrying about that and only that the poocos will be great next season
The English connection
victor was elite last night to be fair he unironically inflicted the poophins
>>157893398he's an elite grub protected by politis, prick dodged suspension all year despite having a pretty long list of dangerous contacts
1. James Tedesco2. Daniel Tupou3. Latrell Mitchell4. Joseph Manu5. Mark Nawaqanitawase 6. Brad Fitler (c)7. Sam Walker (gk)8. Jared Waerea-Hargreaves9. Craig Wing10. Naufahu Whyte11. Boyd Cordner12. Craig Fitzgibbon13. Victor Radley14. Todd Carney15. Anthony Tupou16. Siosiua Taukeiaho17. Adrian Morley18. Angus Crichton19. Blake FergusonCoach: Trent RobinsonKicking tee runner: Braith Anasta
>>157893419can you really put a retard in gaol when he doesn't know what he does I mean punishment is meant to teach a lessoninflictor tries real hard he's just a bit of a retard who is trying to do right by his peem can't blame a guy I mean he just got out of probation you can't call the cops on him man
>>157891277Reddit post
>>157893390I hope pooley gets decapitated
>>157891505>>157892609>We've already won': meet the diehards tattooing their team amid a Knights' renaissance
>>157893571
>>157893571>ai slopwomen/ponga (speaks volumes) getting meaningless tattoos on a whim doesn't mean shit boss now getting your fav BBL peem means everything and I remind the family that the BBL season will be starting soon after the NRL ends and all the family should join in the fun in the off season!
>>157893588todd carney looking grim
>>157893597zoomies will get old too champ
Could Nawaqanitawase return to State of Origin next year despite playing Union?
brother players born on the moon or mars can play for either peem v'landys made a call
>>157893699Name one player from Mars playing in State of Origin.
>>157893721Mark Ermanno Dukutoko Nawaqanitawase from Mars
its funny cause it looks like a shitpost but thats his actual name
>born 11 September 2000>got 1 year to live in the best of times ok now I really like Marky Mark, I hope he ploughs through the poofs in Union
uhhh but not like how I made it sound
>>157893810It's too late, you already exposed yourself. Your /afl/ invitiation will be coming in the mail.
I've filtered that shit from my 4chan inbox it ain't coming
>>157893474Gaol isn’t supposed to be punishment it’s not a torture dungeon. It’s supposed to be confinement for anyone who shouldn’t be at large due to them not being safe. The point of gaol is so lack of impulse control violent retards can get three meals a day and a dry place out of the wind to sleep
>>157894043damn homeless harper who sleeps rough could learn a thing or two, criminals get 3 warms and a cot and he's trying to get back into the pootans sleeping rough
>>157894072We have a statue of him in town
Cork was always the best town
Took a long time to find one without watermarks
I'm sure it was your phone wallpaper but you're cute
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