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>>157883720YDS, eat my ass and gargle my nuts.
dodgers
doyers
>>157883720here's the windup...
anglels
>>157883781* (none since 2003)
>>157883777I sure do love weiners.
>>1578837771
my berds
won't someone PLEASE f my a??
shut up faggot
I wonder what Cam Schlittler finna do tonight Prolly fck some bad hoes. Maybe do a money spread. Ooh he so tuff. He really run this team. Cam so tuff bruh
Yankniggers get weirdly pressed over a team with no rings lmao
>>157883829come to the bronx
Shoutout to the Yankees for giving the boys the confidence that they can and will hit against Cum Shitter in the ALDS
lifelong Protestant converting to catholicism if the Sox win reporting
>>157883777>>157883855check 'em
>>1578837774 and 5 are bad because the extra daylight makes them look gray
>cum shitter>962 results
>cum shitterKEK
One year after coming within 90 feet of winning the World Series, the Toronto Blue Jays' season is over.
i ate a 'za yesterday but i'm already craving another oneand they got roni za on sale
964
>>157883869He's gonna perfect game the red sux and destroy your confidence
>philthies
>>157883829Head on down to boystown home of the gay cusb
I honestly don't think the phillies deserve a playoff spot at this point
>>157883962do you guys do ricotta za? quite tasty thoughbeit
>>157883869>3 hitsKEK! Nice mini world series senpai. Fulmer is raping your ass btw.
>>157883950thought they had it in the bag kek
cammy SLAP
>>157884010i haven't tried that
>>157883950>blow gays
>>157883962this might sound crazy but I think pepperoni is an overrated pizza toppingit just leaks grease all over the damn place
>>157883869we all know this is AI if you don't even bother to crop out the watermark lol
kek philthies
>>1578840112 runs in 3 innings, retardHad they kept him in there his ERA would have TANKED
Based
>>157884026depends on how they get/store it. if it's frozen before it gets to you then yes it turns to shit on the pie
>>157884017Cammy mentioned
mattingly trusted alvarado one too many times and now he gets to experience what icarus felt while he rocketed down towards the sea
>>157884035Hang the banner
>>157884038yeah I've had my share of frozen zastill I prefer sausage on a deluxe pie
>>157884026I like both hamburger and sausage better
had scrambled egg pizza in laguna niguel. it was aight
He's just saving his best for the red sux lineup he will perfect game
Simpson is too good
Let's play a game.
>>157884026there are these italian type of sausages that are better versions of pepperoni but without the grease
'member raynkees fish?
The Rays have no idea how to score runs
philthies are going to get knocked out in the wc
>>157884109that sounds like it could be really good, like a Breakfast pizza, with some bacon/turkey sausage and maybe a sharper cheese than just mozz, if I was getting real serious top it with some orange zest for that "and a glass of OJ" vibe
>>157884170how could i forget! what a paira lips on that little broad...
The game is called…
>>157884181>knocked out *of the wcftfy
>>157884184this one had diced tomato and some little bacon bits which tasted like they were bought in from a supplier pre-cooked. they used mozz and provolone
27 RINGS COUNT EM!
>>157884181They deserve it with how they've been sleep walking through this wildcard race ffs. It's pathetic.
this year's template coming soon...
Simpson is a terrible ballplayer
>>157884267sneed
>tampon gaykek
>>157884244I already have my stankees image ready.
>tampon gay
>red suxWhy
The yankees fucking suck lmao
stinkees kek
>stankees
KWAB
kek cum shitter
>>157883950we'll be back. 85% of our roster needs to be replaced but we'll be back!
just let the dbacks takes the wildcard slot already holy fuck
Please Red Sox please
There goes your shutout. The comeback is on.
HAHAHAHA YOU'RE FUCKED NOW RAYSJUSTICE FOR CAM
>getting shutout for 5 innings by Ian SeymourHere's your supposed "AL" champs, bro!
He doesn't even shit cum though.
>>157884585Why can't he do it for 8 innings?
>>157884613Why can't Cum Hitler?
>>157884485That ain't even true >>157884302That ain't true though, he doesn't shit cum>>157884183That ain't even true though...
>>157884630Why can't any of Tampa's pitchers?
cum shitter KEK
>>157884653Already did, retard
>>157884695Who did this week?
>cum shittero kek!!
phillies don't deserve to make the playoffs
>Ahh help me I don't wanna play with the Phillies anymore
100 WINS BREWGODS
>>157884723Everything and one from philly deserves nothing but constant pain and failure.
>>157884706We did earlier this season, retard.
stankees kek
My Chadres should win tonight and get swept by the Dbacks to give them a chance to eliminate the Philthies
>>157884743>constant pain and failureso your life basically
Useless Red Sox. 2 and done losers.
>>157884749>we
>>157884782Nah my life is pretty sweet actually. I wouldn't want any philthy phaggot to have my life.
>>157884749Anon come on, let's not call other people on here retards.
>>157884749Well, retard, I'm talking about the games this week. And this week, your starting pitchers did not go 8 shutout innings. So not only are you a retard, but you're a retarded faggot.
The choke in Cleveland looms large because of how bad the red sox suddenly decided to be...
kek philthoids
One thing I noticed. Tampa isn't good at scoring runs. They just get hits but choke as soon as it's time to drive them in. Some would call it >RISP.
>three (3) games haven't started yetManifest destiny was a mistake.
>>157884901Should have done what China did and have the entire country under a single time zone.
getting sleppy zz
>rays keeping this hack in to pitchThey wanna lose don't they? Top kek
RED SUCKS
>white Sox can't win a single game vs the Red Sox>Red Sox roll over for the guardians
AL Central winner gets a week off, but the AL Central runner up will go to Texas, but where in Texas?
See ya in October fuckos
stinkums xd
Wow white Sox fans exploding at Boston all over social media They are SEETHING so hard
>>157884808And what did that do for your team's division hopes? Nothing? kek
>>157885123link?
>>157885126It did a lot for our American League pennant
Looking for all those lifelong Seattle fans..... coming up nil!
>>157885133Yeah agreed, it's the easiest pennant ever for the Rays.
let's be honest: yankees is gonna win AL
>>157885191Exactly
Can't wait until the Mariners sink the Astros season lmfao
>stankeeskek
>>157885191Dodgers are winning so the owners can justify a cap and profit sharing.
>didn't want to win that division anyway
Nice bullpen there Tampa
Anti-semetism remains a huge problem in baseball.
cumback
>>157885263Boys care about the division. Men care about the league.
>>157885123Boston is gay and retarded
HOLY FUCKING SHIT TAMPA'S BULLPEN TOP FUCKING KEK
Imagine approaching the Tarps Off section, ripping your shirt off to join in with the boys, and then being set upon by the horny young men in the section. They tear your shorts off like ravenous animals and bend you over the bleachers. You try to run but there's too many of them, and before you can scream in protest you find a cock in your mouth and ass. They use you as their personal fuckpig in the center of the mass of flesh, no one on the outside can see what's happening. You're absolutely fucked raw, jizz being shot down your throat as your asshole makes the familiar wet, queefy sound of man-on-man ass sex.
fellow /mlb/ sufferers, will you continue funposting in the postseason despite our teams being eliminated?
>>157885434alright, i'm imagining it. now what?
>>157885090NEW WINKY CHART
>>157885485I look forward to poisoning the well and being an imposter fan
>>157885485naturally
>>157885524kek brilliant
>>157885524zased
>>157885524based. go yankees *winks*
kekums kke
>>157885603You're gonna have to change your flag there
oh no the blankees!
>>157885690born and raised in bensonhurst, just on a business trip in toronto
lifelong yanks fan since our last ring (2009) go jeter
>>157885732Fair enough. Carry along.
George "Vince" Lombard"i"
JUST CANCEL THE SEASON AND GIVE US THE WORLD SERIES TROPHY. SAVE YOUR EMBARRASSMENT AND TIME
It was 4-0
deadass just gripped a new yankees fitted
>>157885816You look silly right now
>>157885840Hey. You don't look like a Bensonhurstian
and the gayves will play in the wildcard round
Yankees win!/mlb/ losesSay the line /mlb/
So the rays are a paper tiger team, ey?
>>157885924stankee doo 'em
cum shitter
>>157885965>>157885969There it is
>>157885924stankee doo kek!
rough night for cum shitter
Can someone tell me why the Rays keep selling out for contact? They have 9 hits, you won’t believe which team won the game right now on 2 hard hits alone. HIT BALL OVER FENCE!Rinse, repeat.Yankees win, are good.Bring on Boston.
>>157885969>Cum shitter More like Bum pticher
Another cum shitter stinker.
>Cam Hitler no decision against a >.500 teamWait wasn't this the Cy Young???
>>157885485Yes! October when your team is no longer around is the best time of year
did someone screengrab that godzilla?
>cum shitter
>>157885933Their lack of slug/power is going to really hurt them in the long run.
dodgers clinched the bye, thanks resd
Last meeting of the reg season and prob won't meet in the 'offs
ITFDB
>>157885485Yes.Anyone have any unique ballpark experiences they want to talk about?>be me>2016+1>sitting back, maxxing and relaxing>about to watch my MARINERS win a baseball game on a cool summer evening>a dude and his chick sit in the same row as me, a few seats down>no worries, it's a packed stadium and as many people as possible should enjoy the game!>bottom of the third, M's down by one run>hear this chick whisper to her boyfriend "time to toot!">watch out of the corner of my eye as she stands up and shimmies her jean shorts off her plump derriere and down her skinny little frame>bends forward slightly at the waist>emits a sharp "toot!">fellow fans chuckle>watch people all throughout the section standing up, unbuckling belts, sliding pants to the floor>my ears are suddenly filled with the sounds of errant tooting, some windy and long, some squeaky and short, others release a low, grumbling roar>the rank waft of gas passes by me, I crinkle my nose but don't want to be rude>the tooting eventually evolves into a "call and response" sort of game between the participants>I keep my seat and focus on the game, despite the incessant noise and smell of lads and lasses raucously evacuating their asses>the chick next to me notices that I'm not participating>waves, holds her finger to her lips, silences the crowd>I pretend not to see what's happening>as she stifles giggles and the crowd shouts encouragement, she backwards bunny hops my way>points her cacaphonous keister at the side of my head>I hear a full throated "TOOT!" as hot air blasts my face>mfw
>>157886135me on the left
Rays are a 2024 Padres who might make some noise in the playoffs by virtue of a shit AL field and lil bro Yankees the next closest competent team
>>157886135Padgers NLCS bro, need you to see the vision
chadres pwn ya
Does anyone else ever think about what it would be like to stuff Sarah Langs full of cock? Like with the ALS does she just lie there, does she shake around? Do her arms and legs just flop about as you hammer her cervix? I wonder what her boyfriend thinks about the situation
i legit hope ohtranny injures himself so JDP comes back
>>157886250no, faggot
>>157886250>My hand around the throat stops her sentence >My elbow strikes her nose, clean hit, clearly broke it on the first try. >I bring it back and then make another strike to the side of her head, she's fucked now. That's was lights out >Her flailing arms nare now limp by her sides. I let go and she drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes >You think we're done bitch? Oh we are just getting started. I launch my foot into her stomach and follow up with a stomp to the face>Your days of being pretty are over you fucking bitch>I position her arm and stomp it. Oh yeah, that's certainly not the way it's meant to bend. That's a year in physical rehab right there>Now the knees. Hope you enjoyed your walking days because those are over >I spit on her and leave her there. She might make it but she will never be the same
warningtracktani
>>157886297cubs girls arent going to like this post
What does he do? In nearly 100 postseason games with the Dodgers, Ohtani doesn't have one standout performance. Yamamoto bus rider
mookie slap!
Oh hey everyone! Look who it is >>157886283! Everyone's favorite faggot!And how about that? I'm here, too! Fresh off a three day ban.I've got a present for you. You wanna guess what it is?It's seven girthy inches of ass sex.Here's the deal: I'm going to backtrace your IP. And as soon as I find you I'm going to be balls deep in your ass.You'll be leaving work, or school, (or the gay bar), and you'll drive home blissfully unaware of what will unfold.You open the door, turn on your lights, only to find yourself in a good old fashioned wrasslin' match. The prize? Your ass."Oh my God, I'm being robbed!" you think in that effeminate voice of yours. Only partially true. As I quickly and effortlessly gain physical dominance, I put you on your back and yank your pants off. You struggle, suddenly realizing that I'm anchoring both of your wrists with one hand. Your eyes dart around, looking for the other. Too late you realize that you've naturally and submissively spread your thighs and arched your back.You feel discomfort as I slip inside you. "I'm being raped!" you start to think.No, you realize. To be raped means to be used unwillingly. As your arms and legs turn to jello and you begin to whimper with joy at each thrust, you realize that you aren't getting raped.You're getting fucked."Nonononono!" you scream internally. You're a boy! Boys don't get fucked! You keep tell yourself that ass I stuff my cock into your butt over and over. You close your eyes and grit your teeth and feel precum drizzle from your erect penis as I fuck you closer and closer to orgasm. And as I release myself inside of you, almost smothering you with my weight as I drive as deep as I possibly can, you experience a pleasure you didn't know existed. And in that moment, you become my woman.
>>157886177>lil broRelax, you guys have 2 rings in thirty-three and a half years…Also, I don't think they have 24 scoreless innings energy but it's pretty funny watching them load the bases on 3 bunts and proceed to score 0 runs. When Judge and Stanton are back, it shouldn't even be close.
>>157886358low effort bait
hilarious that the Yankees can only win games when they don't matter and even then the Rays won the season series
teo is a bum
the real teoscar is back
>>157886426Put your mother in a straight jacket, you punk ass white boy! Come here and tell me that and I'll fuck you in the ass, you punk white boy. You faggot. You can't touch me, you're not man enough. I eat your asshole alive you bitch. Fuck you you ho. Come say to my face and I fuck you for everybody. You bitch. Come on you bitch. You scared coward, you not man enough to fuck with me. You can't last two minutes in my world bitch. Look at you, you scared now you ho. Scared like a little white pussy. Scared of the real man. I'll fuck you till you love me faggot.
EAT MY ASS AT THE *BALL* GAMESPREAD MY CHEEKS FOR THE CROWDTONGUE PUNCH MY ASSHOLE AND STROKE MY COCKFUCK ME HARD UNTIL IT'S HARD TO WALKOH WE'LL ROOT, ROOT, ROOT FOR THE YANKEESAS I CUM I'LL SCREAM OUT YOUR NAMEFOR IT'S ONE!TWO!THREE PUMPS I CUM!AT THE OOOOOOLLLLLLDDDDDDDBAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLGAAAAAAAAMMMMMEEEEEEEEE!!!!
>>157886444The Rays are a flawed roster.
>the phillies could back into the playoffs without winning another game I don't think the phillies deserve a spot, they look like they don't even care
>>157886548Calm down cubesfag
Chicago White Sox? More like SHITcago SHIT Sox!Cleveland Guardians? More like CRAPland GARGLE-ANS!Detroit Tigers? More like SHITroit FUCKers!Kansas City Royals? More like Kansas SHITTY BOYHOLES!Minnesota Twins? More like SHITTESOTA NIGGS!Baltimore Orioles? More like BALLANDWHORE ORIENTALS!Boston Red Sox? More like BALLS and HOT COCKS!New York Yankees? Fuck you!Tampa Bay Rays? More like TAMPON Bay GAYS!Toronto Blue Jays? More like ASSRONTO BLOW JAYS!Houston Astros? More like COCKSTON ASS HOES!Los Angeles Angels? More like Los ASSeles ANALS!Oakland Athletics? More like COCKHAND ASSletics!Seattle Mariners? More like SHITattle MANEATers!Texas Rangers? More like TexSUCKS GAYngers!Chicago Cubs? More like SHITcago FUCKS!Cincinnati Reds? More like SHITcinnati SPREAD-LEGS!Milwaukee Brewers? More like MILFwaukee POONers!Pittsburgh Pirates? More like SHITtsburgh THIGHrates!St. Louis Cardinals? More like St. JEWESS COCKHOLES!Atlanta Braves? More like FATlanta GAYves!Miami Marlins? More like BI-ami CARLTONS!New York Mets? More like JEW York FAGS!Philadelphia Phillies? More like FUCKadelphia FAGGOTS!Washington Nationals? More like WASHING MY ASS IN HOVELS!Arizona Diamondbacks? More like SUCKazona DiamondSACKS!Colorado Rockies? More like COCKorado COCKies!Los Angeles Dodgers? More like Los ASSgeles SWALLOWers!San Diego Padres? More like SHIT DICKego COCKdres!San Francisco Giants? More SHIT FAGcisco NO-PANTS!
>>157886560:)
>>157886615>Detroit Tigers? More like SHITroit FUCKers!>not Ti-GAYSstopped reading there
>>157886615>San Francisco Giants? More SHIT FAGcisco NO-PANTS!kek
shut the fuck up doyerpacos
los doyerpacos kek
>>157886748kek what a cuck
Tucker back to sucking ass
*sigh* Telltale signs of a slurper..
who will the mets fans support in october
>>157886820yankees
My Brewskies have 100 WsSurely this is the year
we peaked too soon
>>157886557They are probably the most complete team in baseball
Immaculate inning by Nicky P
watch your own game poodrepacos
>>157886909>1 (one) legitimate power threatThey are going to get murdered by any decent staff, fortunately for them AL is cheeks
>>157886923he threw three balls
>>1578869643 strikeouts
>>157886986That's not what an Immaculate inning means, retard.
>>157886986lifelong faithful
>>157886909They have bad fundies, all their players are 1-2-tools at max, all created in a lab, no legitimate SP3 with McClanahan going on the IL, Caminero can't hit the Yankees, and power is king in October.
BUMS
>>157887027>>157887061Minimum batters faced; you have minimum IQ
>>157887105lol
>>157887105don't project, faggot. Take your shit bait elsewhere.
Pivetta trending towards another immaculate inning
go m's!
such a beautiful swing from Ohtani. no one like him
>>157887186Is Houston still in the mix?
LOBgers incoming
oh boy. Freddie Freeout inc
>>157887241my 36 year old singles only hitting 1B
jfc freddie has been complete ass all month
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoK8PeQFvcg
machimpo kek
>bryan poo
I'm a girl, im a cubs girl
>Gasnow almost wasting a chally
>>157886820>>157886853Metsfriends could have been here, but it slipped through their grubby mangú covered jew hands. How disappointing.
>>157886820dodgers because i like their boy mark vientos
absolutely diabolical levels of goyslop
>>157886820>>157886853>>157887401They're watching Peralta and rooting for the Rays. It also helps them feel better about themselves if they see the Yankees at a disadvantage.
>>1578837773
No one on earth thinks the Brewers or Rays will do anything in the post-season. Also, Cleveland gets to waste yet another playoff berth.
>>157887485it all looks breddy gud tbqhwy famalam :)
>>157887067And yet somehow will all these flaws the Yankees went 6-7 against them (with those last two being forfeited games since they're meaningless)
>>157887485too spooky
>>157887485jack in the box is perfect midnight slop
>>157887485The Philly they have now is decentOnly thing is I wish the bread was better
>>157887567The Rays got bailed out by a meaningless doubleheader. Otherwise, they would've been swept in 4 games and ended up in the Wild Card, getting pounded by Boston.
>>157887485$14 on my app, ur basically paying $7 for a simpsons cup
>>157887641Yankees too addicted to getting cucked on their own field. After they lost the second game of the doubleheader I decided to not watch until the postseason starts.
doyerpacos malding hard
>>157887567>the Yankees went 6-7 against themYou said that like the Rays went 13-0, lmao. Hang the banner chud, regular season head to heads are as meaningless as the Rays 4 division titles.
>>157887757ree
>lost again>>20 and 22 in their last 42>11 and 15 in their last 26>5 and 9 in their last 14>>now seven games in back of WC1>only three games up on WC3I tried so hard and got so farBut in the end, it doesn't even matterI had to fall to lose it allBut in the end, it doesn't even matter>PEAKED*>TOO>SOON*MIT-cheated, also, David Ortiz and Manny Ramirez did steroids
My Angels will never be bad again after this season :)
>>157887754The Rays have lost more postseason games than the Yankees.
>>1578877655*
>>157887765>6-7
>>157887809i look like this and post here
2020 AL Division SeriesRays bitch slap the lolyanks2026Worry about beating the Red Sox, and then maybe you get the privilege of being bitch slapped out of the division series by the Rays, again.
tried the patty melt from five guys. breddy gud if i'm being quite completely honest with you, in a total sort of way
GLAS 'em
>>157887876this will be my Angels
>>157887876>>157887910Might be the Rockies next year
woo's crashing out
>>157887809SIX SEVENIXSEVEN
>>157887918they're sneaky
Yankees getting set to have their backs blown the fuck out by any team prepared to play baseball and not batting cage ball. Also gotta let the other team dance and shit all over your field.
Ballesteros was almost overtaken
CMOHALOS TAKE THE LEAD
Joe Davis literally figuratively actually thought it was gone last night and called it "a majestic fly ball" lmao
>>157887918this you?
doyercacas kek
>>157887961Dodger Stadium is absolute cancer when it's dark and cold. Everything dies at the warning track.
>>157887978Nigga just watch the OFer lol
>>157887972No I won't go as far to say division seeing as it's the NL West but WC is definitely in the cards for them
freddie :)
freddie did something
>>157888022only for Teo to swing at 3 bad pitches and K
>>157888011Rockies are not close brother. I mean this as an organization. Maybe stars align but it'd be a one-year Cinderella run
>>157886820Idk if I'm rooting for a team so much as individual players. Freeman, Sale, PCA, Misiorowski, Murakami, Nimmo, Rocker, deGrom, Tolle, etc.
>>157888039kek
doyerpacos chill out it's just a game!
Pivetta and Matsui with the combined immaculate inning
thought they had it in the bag kek
betts and freddie had great battles at the plate that resulted in runners on first and thirdand then teoscar comes up and sends my sides into orbit. 3 pitch 3 strike AB.
fucking bums
Doggie doos :)
>>157888055Told you this would happen
wtf?? glas???
>>157888092Glasnow? More like ASSnow
>transnow
The Marniers are three innings away from mathematical elimination.
>>157888107source?
You should Glas yourself, Now!
>>157888107They’re already eliminated
>>157888091They already secured the wildcard byeThey don’t have anything to play for
>>157888060blow gays kek
>>157888123they're still bums
>>157888107They were eliminated with the Rangers win from earlier
>>157888123theyre really gonna sleepwalk into the postseason without a series win against a good team in two months arent they
2026 Mestlose>mfwspend 388 million dollars on payrolllose>mfwsoto goes on the ILlose>mfwfire the managerlose>mfwsoto returnslose>mfwhomosex pride daylose>mfwlindor returnslose>mfwowner says "why are fans so angry, we almost made it to the '24 WS"lose>mfwsoto goes on the IL againlose>mfwsoto returns againlose>mfwplay the yankees on 9/11lose>mfwpromote interim manager to managerlose>mfwlolmestolmest
I think the mariners SUCK!!
that funky muncy
You can challenge hbps?
I don't like that all the players are buddy-buddy, I miss when they at least pretended to hate each other.
>>157888166yeah
>>157888167Go to bed, gramps
>>15788814850 seasonszero World Series appearancesMLB should force the owners to sell and move the team to Nashville or some such. Every team hates flying out to Seattle anyway.
>>157888166nope. special treatment for the padres.
>>157888166yes. FACT
bush league move by fat fuckcy.
THE OXNARD PADRES
>>157888193>bulldoze the farms between the Naval base and CSUCIwould be an awesome place to play
Cheatin Muncy finally collared and kenneled
>>157888167there's still lindor and soto
Jason Adam please be elite again
I think it's time we got a WMLB
50 Years of Sad: The Tragic Tale of the Seattle Marniers
>>157888193They're moving to San AntonioTexas needs an NL team
>>157888193OXNARD NERDS
>this little meth’d out chimp is still shitting his diapers insisting we won't make it past the wild card, and trying to claim our wins are "meaningless" just so they can pimp a division title like they actually won the world seriesI hereby accept the screeching monkey’s concession of defeat.
>>157888226just swap the astros for the rockies
Thank God for ABS, that was a disgustingly bad call on Neto
>>157888216You guys just don't actually care about women's sports. There already is a female pro league. You can go watch it
>>157888216There it is
gn
>>157888281goodnight anon!
cow is out. he will get a hit again in 2027 or 2028.
Slow ass fat fuck Raleigh couldn't run that out lol
>>157888292wtf is his problem this season anyway?
Padres bench will be interesting when Sheets and Andujar return
Did he peak too soon bros?
it's over
doyerpacos...............we're losing to lil bro
kek doyerpacos
>>157888301He didn't shake his teammates hand
That funky Duncy
Why do the Padres love to celebrate clinching a postseason berth at Dodger Stadium?
4 and a half era for Glasnow…
doggie doos cant win a series against a good teamthey are out in the DS only question is if they will be swept or not
that's what Muncy gets for cheating
Ump helping out the doyers.
>>157888332Poodres are not a good team. Just lucky
Strike! 3 feet out the zone
>>157888252>Ohio has two teams, one AL one NL>Florida has two teams, one AL one NL>Illinois has two teams, one AL one NL>New York has two teams, one AL one NL>Texas has two teams, two AL zero NLThey should swap to please my autism
41 seasons of calling the mariners
>>157888342kek seethe bitch
wrobohomo fucking sucks
>Doyerpacos pay off the umps>still loseKEK
UURRR DDUUURRR
Salas gunna b the truth
REEEEEEEEEEEE
Glassnow has a 4 ERA now…Phillies are gonna get their revenge…
doggie doos kek
This is somehow Ohtani's fault
>>157888345>California is about to have 3 NL teams and 1 AL teamHow do we fix this?
>>157888360That's awesome padrebro>>157888357Kek so true dadsbro>>157888332Yep>>157888353>>157888321>>157888316shut the fuck up doyerpacos
>>157888363I want Fuwawa to beat the shit out of me after her Dodgers lose!
Skubal doobal doos!!
this is the padres world series
>>157888370Oklahoma PadresUtah Angels
this is your "ace" ??
IT'S OVER
>>157888367What happened to Ohtani?>>157888389>There it is
>>157888359hell yea doyerpacolet them know
>>157888389Glasnow honoring the late, great Kershaw
don't worry the doyers can just move glasnow to the bullpen because they have 30 SPsEveryone can do that btw they just chose not to
>>157888345You forgot>Pennylvania has two teams, 2 NL, zero AL
>>157888389All our guys have 4 and a half earned run averages meanwhile the yankees pitchers are at two and a half bruh.
>>157888397>whiter than you!you’re both brown stfu
>>157888407based, the AL is subhuman
SHUT THE FUCK UP POODREPACOS
>>157888411LMAO the brown doyerpaco let u know wuts gud
>>157888395Him coming off the IL made his teammates forget how to pitch, hit and field.Truly despicable stuff
>memeiners
Chadres love to clinch at Petco Park North at Uniqlo Field kek
She's moving the team to Oklahoma.
My Angels win
>>157888436nothing will ever beat the Dodgers using the Snake's pool. That level is disrespect is too much
Angels Win!GG Marinerds
>>157888406Wait the Dodgers aren't running Yoshi/Roki/Sheehan/Wrobo in the playoffs?
>>157888439My team owned by Gus Fring and porn Ms Cleo
poodres kek
Keep it peaceful Padgers
>>157888459most of those are relievers now
>mariners were 1 win away from making the WS last year>don’t run away with the division >can’t even sniff .500 in the worst division in baseball Honestly everyone should be fired if they were serious >
>>157888461in an alternate universe where they're both retarded and homosexual, sure
>>157888462THAT'S WHAT'S IN KEK
>>157888469That seems unethical. Hopefully it backfires like it did today and they'll be forced to stop manipulating the IL.
>>157888472cringe
Morecajones owns pig roach desu. Is stammen outsmarting Dave Robert? Lol
>POODRES
i like kwanzashe seems like a nice wife
>>157888479They did that in the postseason last year, piggybacking their regular season starters
>>157888472I was at this game. My ownies :)
Stop bullying marinerpeasants
yo joe davis just said something about putting tacos in your ears
Why are so many LApacos leaving the game already? Do they not have faith in their team to rally late?
>>157888370They should've moved the Padres to Vegas instead of Oakland.
This is the poodres' World Series.
you fat chuds arent even watching the games
Did the Mariners just let the Angels eliminate them?
>>157888486I hope she's cool with a monthly weeb night at Petco Park for next season.
Over 70% of Dodgers fans polled said they would rather have HoloLive every night than a baseball team
>>157888529Watch this bussy
>>157883720
>>157888541
In 2021, the Dodgers assembled a strong rotation, including returning starter David Price, established pitchers Clayton Kershaw and Walker Buehler, and Trevor Bauer. Young talents Julio Urías, Tony Gonsolin, and Dustin May were also competing for starting roles after spending the postseason as relievers.To protect their pitchers' health and ensure depth, the Dodgers used strategies typical of the Andrew Friedman regime, including liberal use of the Injured List and early substitutions. This approach has resulted in a low number of pitchers making 30 starts per season and qualifying for the ERA title during the 2016-19 campaigns. In 2021, no Dodger starter made more than 10 appearances (which prorates to 27 in a full season) or qualified for the ERA title, with Kershaw leading with 58.1 innings.
>>157888525Dodgers losing the other team's World Series is a tale as old as time
Teo GIDP inc
RALLY TIME!
Time for rispgers
>>157888572see>>157888573
>>157888520Gotta beat the traffic
Teo is back to being a bum
>>157888557im finna ride a hot streak for MY president
nice AB retard
>>157883720my rags are gonna go on another cinderella run to save this godforsaken league before it's lockout time
>>157888532Mariners were already eliminated by the rags win earlier
B A L K ALK
BALK 'EM!
If my pirates were in the al they would have made the post season 5 years in a row ):
no shutout woohoo!
AT SOME OF THESE WE BALKED
>>157888439no shit, no owner is this stoked about owning a middling franchise unless they know they have a deal in place to make them even more wealthy
>>157888532They were already eliminated
Doyerpacos thought that was gone kek
Lol doggie doos begging the ump for a pity run
>>157888605Morejon? more like MORON
BALK EMDOWN
As a chadrechad I thought that was gone
you can't just be up there and just doin' a balk like that!
Oh nou we needu stopu the shutout!! Cheating scum
>diazbout to be 10-1
>9.72 ERA>CloserCare to explain?
>mest pitchers
THE BAKERSFIELD PADRES
>>157888648He's not the closer just because he pitches the ninth inning chud. Roberts said as much
>>157888532No the Mariners just play like shit against the Angels for whatever reason
>>157888648E N T E R T A I N M E N T P U R P O S E S
Diaz is dealing
Some teams balk the balk
>>157888657BAKERSFIELD BULJUS
After Clase is found not guilty, who will pick him up?
JACKSONVILLE PADRES
TULSA DODGERS
What about the chihuahuas?
>>157888681He will be blackballed like Bauer and Puig.
Doyerfags hate the padres because they’re an actual California team not like the Jew York trash they root for
>>157888557>and @CubsWut
Immaculate inning watch: Mason Miller
I hate when it rains
>>157888716truke
>>157888725You jinxed it! YOU JINXED IT!
Could you imagine?
>>157888733KWAB
What baseball team would be a person from Vegas root for?Dodgers? Padres? Giants?
doubletani
>first RBItani since August 18thjeez
>>157888723What’s so hard to understand
Based padres giving us another pity run
DOOKIE BUTTS
gg, congrats poodres
gg poodres I hope the cubs rape you
BLAYOFFS :DD
>>157888725You jinxed it! YOU JINXED IT!!
good series pods, congrats on your ploffs berthwe clinched a first round bye today so i can't really be mad
Of course he kills the rally
>>157888753>>157888758Padgers together.. strong
CLINCHHEEEDDDD, Never easy with Big brother. Hell fucking yeah. Time for dem Chadres to get drunk in LA~
good game, pads
How does this happen?Was 2023 really Manfred trying a different script?
1 Seed, baby.
HANG THE BANNER
Gg padresMe and my wife 2hu are gonna fuck on the padres sheets tonight
>>157888775
>>157888774If it really was scripted the D-Backs would have won. Rags just randomly got lucky
padres owner about to get wet.
>>157888797Which one? Post pics if its the chick.
Padres even having a remote chance at home WC is insane, Cubs and Phillies are dogshit
New>>157888805>>157888805New>>157888805>>157888805
>>157888774They cheated
>>157888802>CHC @ BOS>TB @ PHINah
New>>157888805>>157888805New>>157888805>>157888805.
>>157888815Padres literally control their destiny, an unbelievable thought as of 2-3 weeks ago
