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Can they repeat? They can.
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Luv me Debrincat, he is such a scrappy lil fella
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TUSKS UP
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Imagine getting a 2 minute penalty for jersey tucking
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>>157885927
Kwab
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The Rangers are the best team in the NHL and they are going to win the Stanley Cup this year.
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Chytil is going to die at age 35 at this point
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>>157885848
Looks like Evan Rodriguez
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>>157885999
I think that guy has a better chance of heeming 14 bears.
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Thank God tomorrow is Friday
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Why don't we do Flames threads anymore?
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>>157886042
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>>157886095
Shit team
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>>157886097
..... it's real lol fucking russia and it's bears
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knights are on
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>>157886095
A couple of other teams still need preseason threads
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I didn't want to accept it but I'm really worried my Nuckies are going to be shit this year.
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>>157886237
see
>>157886219
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squires
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>>157886281
>tf
KWAB 1993 no milly 2014
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The Canucks havent been good since 1994.
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>@Canucks: Forward Filip Chytil will not return to tonight's game.
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>>157886095
gays get one thread per week and they usually blow it on a shawn michaels thread
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>>157885910
wtf i thought dustin wolf was a goalie?
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>>157886451
That was such a great Stanley Cup Final. I was a little kid hissing at the telly when the
>Rags
won.
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>>157886266
Flames haven't gotten one yet :(
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>>157886607
Its over
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if nikita tolopilo is going to be starting 40+ games this season just imagine how watered down garyslop will be when theres 34 teams
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>Sources tell me Chytil is stable. Please God
www.x.com/EllioteFriedman/484#9483dn
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chytil hockey
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Kraken viewers, is all of your broadcasts this cucked? I can only get the Kraken broadcast for Calgary, and you guys have turned the volume of the actual game way down and the broadcaster's volume way up. It's like a shitty radio broadcast where you can't hear the goal horns let alone whistles or anything.
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>>157886619
shawn michaels rules and bret screwed bret
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wish this retarded skillless chimp o'brien would drop dead desu
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adin hill in midseason form hey winnipeg would you like him
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>>157885838
>ded wongs - e
you love to see it
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trbrother won both the property and against trb
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Enjoying a cheeky autumn fire lads
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i bet trbrother will enjoy a comfy fire in his new property one day
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lol kraken nhl team losing to the flames ahl team
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Huomenta but the opposite
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1. Ai Shinozaki
2. Rei Kuromiya
3. Anjyu Kouzuki
4. Jun Serizawa
5. Shoko Takahashi
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krACK
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Ok I know we are literally fielding a highschool team but wtf husso
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ducks wtf u doin?
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Why the fuck do the leafs have favoured odds against montreal Tuesday ?
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>>157887534
there was an agreement that both teams would throw a game
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>>157887553
This
It's the opposite of the first game this is gulls vs sharks
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Olli Juolevi just announced on his podcast he's coming back
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Kyle Beach confessed someone came on his back
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GOAL- B. Aldrich(wrist shot) on Kyle Beach. Assisted by J. Quenneville, J. Toews
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Despite making 20 million dollars in his career, Ray Emery was underwater 2 years after retiring
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Good evening I'm John Shorthouse coming to you from the ancestral lands of John Longhouse
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>>157887728
trb confessed something similar too
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Where did the time go? It was literally just 3am.
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How many cups we winning this season?
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>>157887872
>trb still pretending to be swedish on vpn
another trbrother win
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KWABOTP
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>>157887923
tbg
the based guy
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made duck breast today
seems to have done its cosmic job admirably
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>>157887979
we love him here truly
>what can I say we aren’t all critics
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>>157888003
look here look listen
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why don't they use real horses on ice skates to pull the children around the ice
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my canesies won in spectacular fashion :)
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>67 total penalty minutes
The fuck did I miss?
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Will the Canucks even win 20 games this year?
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[]D [] []V[] []D
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Fuck
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>>157888145
Standing room only penalty box on both sides. A heated second period
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REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>157888284
I'm going to have to watch the first couple of periods tomorrow
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>i miss him much
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Canucks really lost all preseason games lol goofy ahhhh franchise
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>>157888315
This 3rd period has been shit for the Flames, but the first two were surprisingly good. We're back to our old pass to no one and or the other team nonsense
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>>157888340
goodness he doesn't have any friends :[
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I grew up with Patrick Marleau's niece. She was a straight A student until she became a slut and an HR whore. She probably didn't age well cause her linkedin pic is like 15 years old
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>>157888374
Flames arent a serious franchise
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>>157888380
who needs frens when you have a big tt girlfren
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>>157888385
Many such cases
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Something about San Jose makes it look like the most cringe city I've ever seen.
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>>157888387
We're a farm team for good teams. We grow a player then they realize "I can win a cup elsewhere" and bounce
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>>157888410
yeah it's the zoo effect
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I’ll give tbg credit he doesnt pussy out and flee this place like a coward like chambers and Sam and bud did.
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>>157888385
So like every girl ever in recorded history
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>>157888391
> tt
If you mean "tiny titties", sure
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>9-0
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a hat trick for macklin's daughter
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careful with the anti women and anti semitism posts
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they played like they didn't know what hockey even was against vegas and tonight they rape the ducks to death
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>>157888437
Just like my Islanders
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east boïs we eatin good this season
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Yeah get FUCKED Ducks
YOU LIEK DAT?
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>10-0
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Crazy how no one in real life likes the flames or islanders or wild.
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>preseason shootout
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>>157888495
Practice goy
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2026 version of this with the scores reversed
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lol
10l
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>ducs
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When did Benis git gud at shootouts?
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WE ALL knew Stenberg is better. He played against MEN
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gg flames, better luck when games actually matter
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>>157888454
a lot of that was shart.
mack's line barely even played today.
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>>157888543
This is the output he would have playing in the ECHL. 4 points per game.
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>>157888544
Yeah, then we'll have players like Huberd'oh on the ice. Can't wait
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>>157888558
His career is over. He got hip surgery the writing is on the wall for him. Soon he’ll retire and the panthers will give him a upper management role.
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>>157888558
>>157888567
cool it with the anti french remarks
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Shane wright still sucks.
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>>157888567
His career was over after being traded to Calgary. No idea what they were thinking trading a has been for one of our stars
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>>157888583
slapcockský still rocks
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>>157888585
Treliving sucks simple as
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>>157888583
Nobody even tried to trade for him lol
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The radio highlights of the fights are great. Kraken players hate the flames and nucks.
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Awful and beer league shit
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>>157888625
On the tkachuk brother podcast they were saying how Arizona needs another team
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And what exactly did fantilli do to get that contract?
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Fine overtime in Vegas
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>>157888625
Good.
>>157888638
Did they give any reason for this need, besides warm climate where players can do their faggy past time that is golf?
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>lames
it was 3-1
KWAB
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Just drove through Kitchener and everyone looked like Ryan Reaves
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>>157888653
He's almost a 60 point player. Teams HAVE to pay up for those kind of superstars.
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>>157888664
Retard
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>>157888664
They said that they have lots of fans that love hockey when the team is good and they never had a chance with bad ownership.
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knight's won bros :)))))))
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>>157888687
>and they never had a chance with bad ownership
Gary owned the Coyotes for several years. The Tkacuck brothers won't ever win another Stanley Cup for insulting Gary.
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>>157888687
I liked living there in the 90's. Cheep seats and beer
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Forgot my penguins played, they lost
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>>157888748
pre season
chiill
penguins are cup contenders
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Houston needs an nhl team. There’s plenty of Canadians living there.
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>>157888767
Don’t get my hopes up
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>>157888783
heck yeah the reconquistada
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>>157888783
2029
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>>157888783
Houston
Austin
San Antonio
Fort Worth
El Paso

All need an NHL team
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>>157888838
they need to stop shooting kids at school
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>>157887886
You will double your cup amount from all shark existence
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>>157888687
Lies. I lived in Arizona, even when team was in a playoff chase you could never find the game on in a bar.
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>>157888625
Agreed
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>>157888618
Because they're also filled with ahlers?
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>>157888687
Gary needs to give the sun belt a chance
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>>157888951
arizona is so dry
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According to science, Arizona is a unlivable desert and Florida is underwater. Yet rich people are moving there in droves.

Explain that.
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everything is good and positive
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>>157889030
he should reboot as badcock
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>>157889030
Remember when retards we’re crying about this?
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>>157889063
i do. i think he will be pretty lowkey for most of the season until a rink attendant secretly records babcock eating a bucket of live hamsters in his office and then people will go back to complaining again
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>>157889030
what benis named related coach will they hire next?
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>>157889091
they could promote derik johnson of the la kings to head coach
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>back-to-back line brawls in the Kraken game
>they actually win a SO

What a fuckin funny preseason game.
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>>157889124
good things happen when the karken face off against the flams
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What if the Jets played half the season in Winnipeg and the other half in Atlanta?
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>>157889138
Rip in piece
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>>157889138
KEK
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Good morning
Go flames
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>>157889138
KWAB
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>>157889150
The fuck did you just say?!?
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>>157889168
Squid is number 1
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>>157889314
>muh knights bad
kwab rent free
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>>157889316
i bet that most of those who picked them only did so because of sharter fart
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>>157889362
well in the high sample size of 3 preseason games he still looks better than hill. i'm sure he'll play on saturday
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>>157889371
oh he's definitely better than hill but i meant that the people are still thinking about the rape trial that he was falsely accused in but they think he's guilty anyways, hence why people say they don't like the knights
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>>157889375
yeah remember he also got heat for being an albertan separatist kek
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woke up just in time for that midnight marner we are talking a matter of microseconds from missing the bowl
see you boys in the morning
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I just woke up
What the fuck happened to the Ducks?
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>>157889395
You don't need to check in each time you use the bathroom
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>>157889402
Got sold to Monterrey, Mexico. Going to be the Monterrey Moccasins
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>>157889413
landon dupont, start learning vancouvinese!
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>>157889380
Erm based?
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we call those gary growlers now
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addicted to breakpoint bros
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just took a garegantuan grudder
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>>157888888
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
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What's so fucking funny man?
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>>157889730
You
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Apologize
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Lmao Jets win the Presidents trophy and that season they still couldnt sell tickets
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>>157889749
how can we get her rehired?
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Jets should stick with the jersey with the 80s logo.
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>>157889909
I'd be shocked if she wasn't on the PWHL HNIC panel as the female Ron Maclean
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Natalie Noury, not the prettiest choice but she's got great tits
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>>157889942
she wants to fluck celebini
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>>157889959
She's too old for that boy.
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>>157889375
lol people hated vegas well before then
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>>157889920
true
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have you guys ordered your onesies yet?
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>>157890030
Sometimes I think about the people that come up with these ideas and how to price them and wonder if they get shit for it in the office when it goes that deep into a discount
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>>157890270
You best believe an intern got whipped for that blunder
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damn I meant to quote the onesie guy
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>>157890270
>>157890308
>>157890318
Surely that's not a legitimate discount.
>Costs you $8 to produce and import
>Standard retail markup to pay for your overhead plus profits: $45
>Create artificial retail price of $129 and then pretend you're marking it down to $54.99
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>>157890352
problem, goy?
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>>157890383
Not really. I'm considering buying one, looks cozy
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>>157890270
Gary's idea, he wanted one of each team
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>laffs
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It's over.
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Wolf or Hašek
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>>157890729
F L A M E S
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>>157890801
R U L E
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mckennabros... stenberg had a 10 point night
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flames suck kek
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>>157891019
retard math
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knights won
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>>157891092
they slayed the mammoth
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>>157890525
That would be last place laffs, saar.
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blood on the laffs...
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>>157891160
gary allowing the cap to go by leaps and bounds when all the sunbelt teams are trying to sign their rfas
curious
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>>157891160
>a 14m jump
I long for the flat cap era. This is fucking retarded and it will ruin the league.
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>>157891307
but players are still massively underpaid compared to decades ago thanks to owner greed
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Good morning and happy Friday /hoc/!
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32 way trade
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>>157891364
and in the end it doesn't even matter
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>>157891350
stripes...
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>>157891350
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>>157891412
jej
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>>157891160
I don't think owners want an expansion team unless they each get their $30M+ new franchise fee. They think they got cheated out of that when the Coyotes moved to Utah. Muruelo fucked Gary hard on that one, and pocketed all the cash Gary tried to jew him out of. And he kept the name kek.

Owners say fuck TV money future revenues, which are an illusion. The owners want cash, now. So would I. But potential new franchisees see Gary blood in the water now, and are going to try to jew him out of the owners' $30M+ cut of the shekels each, like Utah did.

And now, the strong franchises are having to share with the weaker, with the cap rising. They hate that. They'll say fuck that, let the weaklings move like the Coyotes, since we ain't getting a pile of cash anyway. And Gary's pyramid swindle fails right there. Good. Let all these heebs burn. We'll be down to 22 teams and hockey will improve.
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>>157891170
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA

WHAT A FAGGOT LOSER THIS GUY IS.
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>>157891478
>And now, the strong franchises are having to share with the weaker, with the cap rising
socialism has been in the league since the cap was implemented
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>>157891333
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>>157891478
/hoc/ should get $30M
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>>157891566
Socialism was in the league since the Norris family owned most of the franchises in the 40's, chud.

Or more like gangsterism.

Gary just added some jewish tricks.
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>>157891680
thanks for admitting you were wrong
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>>157891333
Good goy.
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>>157891705
what point do you think you're making?
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I had a dream Jeff Goldblum was trying to get me to smuggle cocaine for him
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>>157891643
I'd spend it all on jerseys
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>>157891697
>Samir melty underway
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>>157891729
That you're a good goy.
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>>157891412
kek
>>
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>>157891350
>westslop.mp4
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>>157891788
well, thank you, rabbi-kun
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I'm Gary's favorite goy
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not even 9am est and samir mentioned
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>>157891810
Now stop fugging sheep.
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good morning >quacks
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>>157891839
that's the cricketposter
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>Samir is greatest ally. We need to franchise the Samir skillset.
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just finished a job interview while 5 brews deep
I either nailed it or I didn't
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almost space heater season
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>>157892054
Lit the fire this mornin
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a stanley cup winning team has never been memory-holed as quickly as carolina
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>>157892096
they went 16-3, cemented as one of the best teams to ever do it...
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>>157892133
they also had multiple finns on the roster and this guy is pretending like he doesnt care
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>>157892096
There was a reason that Gary tried to rig it for Montreal so hard
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>>157891337
Good morning fren
>laffs
>rags
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>>157892096
Because the only remotely challenging team in their path was VegASS and it was all over once Hart started sharting all over the place.
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>>157892171
>expand to 32 teams
>stanley cup winner gets a free path to the cup
thank you gary
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>>157892188
Did we ever get a response to this?
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the sens challenged them...
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>>157892213
No, unfortunately.
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>>157892187
Your team is shit and run by a retard.
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>>157892222
Mentally
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>>157892188
that post sucked then and still does now
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>>157892222
Was it worth losing your captain to put up such a strong resistance
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>>157891967
Good luck bro!
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>>157892241
thank you gary
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>>157892264
not my captain
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>>157892264
yes
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Last night was quite exciting for the ducks
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>>157892264
retard
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>>157892249
Just like my islanders
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>>157892301
>>
I SAY GARY YOU SAY SORRY
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I SAY GARY YOU SAY HOT OVEN
>>
GARY
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*Farts in Gary's general direction*
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what is the rationale behind the jersey tuck penalty?
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>>157892382
someone might get hurt
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>>157892355
@all habs fags
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>>157892382
It's a tranny subculture thing. If Gary could monetize it, it'd be legal.
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another classic meanwhile on /hoc/ moment
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>>157892355
excuse me, im a fan of the ded wongs
the nhl team with the longest playoff drought
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>>157892389
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>>157892424
Hmmmm, laffs must really be dogshit.
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>>157892488
>ded wongs swept the last place laffs and still didnt make the playoffs
oh im laffin
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>>157892488
Excuse me, anon, but that would be "last place laffs".
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>>157892424
Not a drought if it serves a greater plan that brings the team toward
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>>157892513
>swept the last place laffs
Everybody did this, didn't they?
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leafs are on a 60 year plan you'll see
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>>157888726
you were drinking beers in the 90's?
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had my first beer in 2002
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>>157892524
>no gm
>no captain
tough to have a great plan when the franchise does have any leaders
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I'm thinking Flames over Blue Jackets this year
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>>157892549
Purges are sometimes necessary
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who will trade for quinn hughes at the deadline?
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sharkies won yesterday
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>>157892549
>tough to have a great plan
Well yeah, obviously, as the past 70 years demonstrate.
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had my first ask in [TBD]
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>>157892546
I was still in kindergarten
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>>157892639
Nucks
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>>157892652
70 years is a long time to go without playoffs ded wongbros
maybe we shouldnt follow the >laffs plan
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Will Gary finally rig it for a Canadian team this year? Those guys could use a win.
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>>157892698
doesnt provide the same benefit to the league as a sunbelt team winning, so no
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>>157892054
I’ve already taken out my humidifier
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>>157892708
Canadians will still care about hockey when they lose. Texans will be more excited for an expansion team in Houston if the Stars win. Stars have it this year.
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>>157892698
alpha duck
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>>157892722
americans dont care even when they win
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>>157892096
I still think about Bussi
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>>157892737
retard
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>>157892697
>shouldnt follow the >laffs plan
Well yeah, but nobody but >laffs is that retarded.
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>>157892773
ded wongbros.....
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>>157892708
Your team is shit and run by a retard.
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>>157892783
those are my snowbelt teams
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>>157892642
Celebrini is swimming into playoffs
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sharks are a tranny team
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>>157892698
They're too retarded, all 7 franchises. Gary tried to rig it for laffs during covid. But they're so retarded they lose even when it's rigged.
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>>157892717
I'm a dehumidifier Chad, don't know why people want everything feeling wet
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the phil's are going to miss the playoffs
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>>157892827
so my skin doesnt dry out
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If you were Dylan Larkin where would you go
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>>157892889
toronto
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>>157892889
Florida
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>>157892827
You’ll get a bloody nose
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>>157892889
Hookers and cocaine
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>>157892926
So khl?
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>>157892889
Secluded island for an extended mini vacation
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>>157893015
He can serve as a butler on Gary’s cayman compound
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>>157893033
Would have to be a hefty asking price. Gary would need to pay me in the hundreds of thousands, if not millions.
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I'll be back in an hour
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>>157893075
Bring back food
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i won't ask in an hour
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>>157892889
Finland
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Asking won't be available for the rest of the day
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I'll be asking all day
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>>157892889
to rot in the press box
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what a beastly performance by my sharkies
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>>157893301
thank you for your service
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>>157892889
To bed
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>>157893301
I’m not sure what’s for dinner tonight
>pizza
>burgers
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>>157893429
You can have both if you want
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maybe make your own food instead of getting slop off of goydash
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>>157893437
>he wrote without posting a homecooked dish
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I made Canadian food
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Is it true that poutine is made with canned dog food and toothpaste?
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>>157893527
only the amerigoy version
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>>157893527
That's the Canadian version. Americanized poutine has gravy and cheese curds
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>>157893538
you got it backwards, retard
americans dont know what gravy is
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yeah got an italian hoagie
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>>157893555
Retards in new jersey call tomato sauce gravy
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>>157893563
i tried to order gravy with my fries in michigan and the waitress looked at me like i said a foreign word
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more like michigay
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>>157893558
i know that isn't a westie, but i saw one at the park and it was the cutest little guy ever :)
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>>157893569
We don't normally serve gravy with fries unless the menu specifically has poutine on it
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>>157893595
>do you have fried
yeah
>do you have gravy
yeah
>can you out gravy on my fries
Uhhhhhh
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>>157893609
A lot of places that have fries don't have gravy
>>
nikishin changed agencies...
kochetkov re-signed...
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Fortunately, leafs have gravy in bags for your goyslop enjoyment.
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>>157893569
do you not look at the menu? Lucky the waitress didn't smack you
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the cheap stuff comes from a can
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>>157893639
the menu didnt say ketchup on it yet that arrived with my fries
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kochetkov sucks but I still like him
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>>157893595
what kind of backwater shithole doesn't serve gravy fries
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>>157892889
philly
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>>157893637
WHOOOOAAAA EPIC THE CANADIANS WONT RECOVER FROM THIS ONE
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>>157893682
> THE CANADIANS WONT RECOVER
Yes, 1993
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ice cream x ice hockey
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Looks like I derailed this thread with poutine. Or maybe it was never railed in the first place.
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>>157893715
>Or maybe it was never railed in the first place.
Unlike your mom LMAO
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>>157893715
>american cant help but post about food at lunch time
its your nature
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>>157893693
Canada doesn't compete for the Stanley Cup because its not a competition for national teams
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>>157893748
the correct opinion which is unpopular with your countrymen
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>>157893714
this cross-promotion will earn billions
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>>157893754
every american in hoc fucking sucks other than me and my dear bro copey
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>>157893762
wtf is this real
>>
>>157893770
who are you?
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>>157893747
poutine is food?
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>>157893748
>>157893754

1993
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>>157893770
what about trb?
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>>157893784
epic burn bro
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>>157893770
Same but my nation
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>>157893812
mercy buttercups
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>>157893827
get a load of norm over here
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Milk in bags?
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Plastic cheese?
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>>157893831
sorry I don't keep up with your lumpenkultura references
>>
Are those sour key candies all they're cracked up to be?
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>>157893833
ya it's like drinking from a tit, you guys are just jealous and also a I suspect you let the milkmen with their obnoxious glass bottles come fornicate with your wives
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>>157893843
ya it flew right over that shiny head of yours
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>>157893845
I prefer the smaller versions but ODog has never been wrong in his life
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>>157893861
Good, you zoomers keep flying.
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>>157893778
copeys bro
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>>157893875
He was pronounced dead last week, /hoc/ is never wrong.
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>>157893880
not a zoomer, retard
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>>157893909
Spiritually, you are.
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>>157893916
nope, you're wrong and retarded
im done
>>
The only retard in /hoc/ is the guy that falls for Wyna's tricks in Connections
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>>157893902
I already fell for this eight times, there shan't be a ninth
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>>157893927
>tricks
they're clear errors and oversights and I'm the only one keeping her accountable
>>
>>157893939
hero
legend
icon
>>
OK, enough of this pointless poutine prattle, let's get back on topic: Can >laffs finish last again and can they possibly lose 50 (fifty) games again? Tough tasks both, but if anybody can do it, well...
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she so stupid she came up with two members of Second City and then just gave up, and that's who you simp for
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>>157893956
>let us get back to laffer obsession
/hoc/'s team
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>he fell for another one of her tricks
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>>157893960
you should also hold her feet to the fire for somehow not having the word classy in the luxe category
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>>157893956
shut the fuck up nerd
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>>157893921
OK zoomie.
>>
could we maybe talk about the flames for a little bit?
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>>157893714
That’s a brilliant idea. I’ll include it in Gary’s Monday PowerPoint
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>>157893968
>laffs
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Thoughts?
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>>157893991
You gotta go back.
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>>157894025
look at you picking fights with everyone like the retard you are
>>
>>157894041
You mad? You sound mad.
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>>157894050
you read my post, retard
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>>157894020
Probably realized all the ticket revenue was going to the Iron Dome and playing like shit was bringing us closer to world peace
>>
I'm thinking 100 dollars on the sharkies for the cup. 36x, not great if you think about it
>>
>>157893999
Cooley made some elite saves last night and the fights were cool
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>>157894058
Well, stay mad, I guess.
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>>157894081
nobodys mad you're just retarded and underage
>>
can't wait for this schizo yank to get banned again, never forget how many of his bozo posts got deleted
>>
>>157894082
>Hey I'm Heyaahoyaa Walking Bear, Welcome to Jackass
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Why can't we all be frens?
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>>157894100
>im not mad stop saying I'm mad STOP STOP STOP IT
You gotta go back.
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>>157894119
Agreed. /hoc/ is for frens
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>>157894119
because flags exist and those automatically create an us vs them situation
tribalism is a core human trait
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>>157893770
This but the opposite
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>>157893956
Yes and yes. After the typical frantic episodes with ((( chayka ))), still capped out, still with significant questions in net and on D, depth meh at best.
>>
>>157894189
Why can't the "us" be /hoc/ and the "them" /cric/
>>
copey rules
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>>157894203
because flags exist, i was clear about this
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>>157894203
_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/
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>>157894189
you sound like a ghoul from the 'cord
>>
Might rematch that 8 part documentary on Emma Watson's reproductive prime
>>
>>157894189
Yeah being a swede in here is like being a nigger in the 19th century
>>
>>157894255
this gimmick has been over with me for a few years
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>>157894247
my hair isnt dyed
my penis is fully attached and works well
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>>157894114
Jen
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>>157894020
Oh not le funny mugshots but sucks at hockey man!
>>
>>157894265
I went over a year without posting here, up until a few days ago
>>
>>157894261
It's way worse than that, subhuman.
>>
>>157894282
I remember quoting it at my old office in the brisk autumn of 2024
>>
I'm the fat American
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>>157894114
There is absolutely nothing wrong with being Heyaahoyaa Walking Bear, other than you're dead.
>>
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>>157894261
>mfw you lost 2 bud
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>>157894268
source?
>>
is the NHL becoming too talented?

Mckenna and Stenberg are both franchise players from last years draft and i feel like the hype for both of them is lower compared to the last few years. With all these amazing players coming in, what will Bettman do to promote all these guys to the masses?

And there’s still Landon Dupont, Schultz and Pue in the near future.

I’m genuinely shaking as i’m typing this, the NHL has too much talent now it’s kinda overwhelming
>>
Slurper for clussy lovers
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>>157894403
Hopefully Gary can expand the league to 64 teams to allow all of the talent to shine
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>>157894385
the burden of proof is on the one who made the claim
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>>157894403
>>157894423
Great posts, interns. I will buy the jersey
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>>157894203
smol coc hoc
big dic cric
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>>157894459
We have to pass a penis inspection to post on /hoc/ retard
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Imagine being descended from men renowned for their walking ability and then dying in a car crash
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>>157894498
I already sent mine to the /hoc/ council on #irc
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>>157894542
Mine was reviewed by hockey mommy
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Vancouver claims Merilainen from Ottawa
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>>157894586
>finnish goaltending
>>
>>157894586
>Nuckies loading up on >Finnish goaltending
Another tank year huh?
>>
who's ready for the /hoc/ fantasy draft tonight???
>>
>>157894636
I still haven’t received my invite
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>>157894586
allvin would never...
>>
Isn’t he a little young to be captain?
>>
All 4 games tonight could get spicy. Vets hate when young shits try to make them look bad.
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>>157894667
worked for the hawks and penguins
>>
not watching shit games
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>>157894649
They must have forgotten to invite me too :(
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>>157894667
age is just a number
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>>157894413
I thought Liiga was rip and then nothing happened
>>
>>157894620
Well yeah they suck anyways
>>
my invitation must have got lost in the mail!
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>>157894707
>>
>>157894700
We’ll make our own fantasy league with blackjack and hookers
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>>157894728
Can we just make a regular one instead? I don't like blackjack or hookers
>>
>>157894715
thoughts on why you thought playoff goals counted toward regular season records?
>>
>>157894667
the core is around his age if not younger, i think it should be fine
>>
trb must have been in charge of delivering my invite because i didn't receive one either
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>>157894739
Fine. Have it your way. But you need to bring food to draft night
>>
>>157894789
I'll bring meatballs!
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fantasy /hoc/key sounds fun to be 2bh
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>>157894774
He knows what TikTok dances they like
>>
trb gets SO mad when you mention that trbrother won. xhe's a little sensitive about it kek
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>>157894813
Maybe in 1985
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>>157894813
I'd join if someone creates a league
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>>157894813
>>157894875
dumb frogs
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>>157894667
This is a definite trend, but I do wonder how it actually goes down in the locker room when a 20 year old is named captain while most of the team is in their mid twenties or even thirties.

Like he's obviously the best player, but I'd feel a bit weird listening to a locker room speech by a guys several years younger than me with much less NHL (and life) experience.

I really feel like these selections are more for the fans than the players.
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>>157894813
>>157894875
Smart frogs. I'd join too
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>>157894636
>>157894649
>>157894700
>>157894728
>>157894789
>>157894804
>>
>>157894875
>>157894899
Same
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>>157894896
there is nothing stopping the vets from being assistant captains or being leaders in the locker room
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>>157894896
This. Celebrini can’t even legally drink. Id have difficulty taking someone that young and inexperienced seriously
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>>157894971
>can't even legally drink
So much for the land of the free lmao
>>
finna be drinkin in two hours kwab
>>
new
>new
>>157803602
>>157803602
>>157803602
>>
>fantasy /hoc/ league
>all of the names are variations of trb, bud1, or samir
nty
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>>157895025
SAAAAR
>>
Are we recycling threads or should I make a new one?
>>
>>157895025
Shit gimmick
>>
>>157895062
new and on time
>>
Post lunch marner was soft and easy



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