Grand final eveFindable in the ‘log edition
linux and fred
Are you blokes all out at grand final eve parties or something?
it's not easy under albonese
Welcome to The Kennel, Jordan Butts
>dogs sniffing out butts
When nrlsperg tried to make an /afl/ thread, we all say TURN IT UP
>>157890758he's a political chameleon
Dolphinsbros.....we're finished
>>157890758Surely can’t be that hard to visit every afl ground if it’s his life dream
You wankstains seriously need to pull your heads out of your shitstained arses. Sick of always driving the conversation, give me a fucking break for once.
>>157890788No one cares nrlsperg
>>157890797feeling the need to drive the convo at all times is a sign of social autism
>>157890797Name one time you’ve driven a conversation here champ
I lost my licence I'm not allowed to drive
kayo bros we have to listen to dumbfuck jb and no 4k tomorrow
>>157890827I would lose my job if I lost my licence, so I try not to drink drive unless I’m on back streets and stuff
>>157890818Oh you mean like RIGHT FUCKING NOW? I average over 4 replies per post, what about you "champ"?
notice how no one even cares the soccerroos are playing
>>157890840I’m waiting to watch the replay with the Fox commentary so nobody spoil the result for me
>>157890845Bout the same boss
>>157890788>>157890802Legit thought he was talking about the NFL. Who the hell are the nrl dolphins?
>>157890847more of a tillies country anyway
>>157890847They're playing minnows Brazil. No one tunes in for those sort of matches.
Hudson, Russell, Lyon and Dunstall are doing the commentary for Fox
I’ve got nothing against rugby but I hate soccer
Watch thishttps://youtu.be/Y84WuSnlbRs?si=_2Sv3OTn-9SgQaaj
HOLY TURN ON THE SOCCER. LOOK AT THE STATE OF THEIR """"PITCH"""".Someone is legit going to do a knee, kek.
uncle colin bros... the brazilian laughed at our welcome to country ceremony...
Their giving away free KFC at Collingwood’s training ground tomorrow
Uncle Colin is based
>>157890915Why
post some pretty feet
>>157890915thanks for the heads up, may go down there now.
>>157890927Meant debased*
I have $500 on bane tomorrow
>>157890937
>>157890886he's just like me
>>157890960Hobbit looking ah
>>157890981wh-what were the comments
>>157890981kwab
>>157890981alwnsg
Can’t wait till this shit is over and I can watch test cricket
they’re being mean to ben mckay on bounce :(
Wish I had friends
>>157890981I knew the world was going mad when that guy got sent to prison for teaching his dog to do a roman salute
Fuck yes time for Dicko’s social life
>>157890981should've been more, there is no greater threat to our country than antisemitism
Is dicko's social life related to rocko's modern life?
Cool it with the prosemetic remarks
>>157890716>>157890758who's this faggot supporting tomorrow now that none of his precious viccies are left
go swans
they are literally just showing people dying
Bloody hate how it turns images 90 degrees, why’s that happen
>>157890945crisp mabior
how come when gazey autistically compiles videos of third worlders and black americans getting killed everyone laughs but when I do it they try to get me put in a ward
hello newfriendexif data gets stripped so people don't doxx themselves anymore but part of that data is which way to display the image if taken on a phone with a gyro
"Police and domestic violence services are preparing for a spike in family violence incidents ahead of the AFL grand final this weekend.Victoria Police issued a warning this week, reporting a 5 per cent increase in family violence incidents on AFL grand final day last year, with 315 incidents overall.It said in 2019, there was a 20 per cent spike in incidents."We know there is a heightened risk for family violence during major sporting events," a Victoria Police spokesperson said."This is because we see families come together and offenders may use periods of extended contact to increase their abusive behaviours.""https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-09-25/afl-grand-final-weekend-sparks-domestic-violence-warnings/107193054
>>157891117Am I allowed to wear these as a non tradie civilian?
>>157890842crisp rajesh
I wish I had a missus so I could bash her
>>157891156most domestic violence is from gambling addiction but lets not go there because the AFL and VIC.gov rakes in the money from it
>>157891129protip: crop your image a smidge before you post it and it'll automatically fix >>157891155alternatively you can screenshot it and post the screenshot instead
>freshcunt thinks 4chan actually strips exist data
>>157890990funny how the comments are almost always literally nothing but the media never quotes them directly
>>157891216
kind of want to add cunt to the list now since is kind of overly used now and mainly from the naarms and american/canadian hipsters
>>157891233I bet you think it doesn't keep IP logs either lol
Cockburn will be a dv hotbed this weekend
>>157891185yes but it's a major social faux pas if you're caught
We call our mates cunts and our cunts mates haha right guys? Haha
YOU BIG SMELLY WILLY
There was about 20,000 at the dockers training and only about 10,000 at the lions training
Watching the grand final marathon on the AFL app>FIVE FIRST QUARTER GOALS TO COLLINGWOODThey can’t lose from here surely?
Socceroos bottled it in the last 10 seconds of extra time, kek
who did what?
scocceroos are truly shit
Jonathan Patton posts here?
cocks look their best when they are semi hard imo
Lions by 35 Will Ashcroft Norm SmithPatrick Voss first goal
Please stop :(
disappointed by the lack of diversity herego freo btw
SWEET MABIORBA BA BAAAA
ruined grand final evehope you are happy
Ahh mods?
we worship sports more than we worship god in this country
Stop it you fat wog cunt
wogs typically don't mutilate their dicks
Posts your tips for tomorrow faggots
>>157891520good, fuck moralfags
>>157891543This one has
got my penis out
>>157891564Brisbane by 33, close for 3 quarters but bane get on top in the last and their small/medium forwards start to pile a few on once it's obvious they're gonna win, fred pinch a couple back once the lions have stopped caring
>>157891572meanwhile afl fans worship the plight of abos
>>157891564Fred by 19Jackson Norm Smith
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uk_zg6ea4wo
anyone remember that movie where the state euthanised people once they turned 30?..if only
It's tough to win three in a row. I think bane might have played their gf last week. The purple poofs by a couple of goals unfortunately.
>>157891614i reckon this is bane's last hurrah, they'll give everything for this game and then probably drop off a bit next year, finish 5th-8th
>>157891604CarouselCarouselCarousel
Fuck I love wine
Winning your first flag ever when you've been the outright fan and media darling all year is really tough and I reckon Freo will be overawed by the occasion. Their players also looked very uncomfortable and nervous at the parade and everyone's already crowned them as victors. They might challenge again next year if they don't get banebroken.
brisbane may get filtered by the weather tomorrow
I’m sorry, but I just don’t think that freo have the mental fortitude to win, too meek
yeah mate don't back the team with elite small forwards in the wet
Who will Archbishop Desmond Tutu be supporting tomorrow?
>>157891698fuck the boatlight strip is so much more kino than the purple v it's unreal. what were they thinking?
HEAVE HO UNNA
>>157891206this>"We know there is a heightened risk for family violence during major sporting events," a Victoria Police spokesperson said.yeah what do these have in common>>157891264will the crowd still be 50/50 corporates aside, or fred favoured?
do you guys like my new hat?
Might ask for a sticky tomorrow
>>157891728>eating meat
>>157891738found it in the parking lot, mate
>>157891564Brisbane by 83.
>>157891746All good fella
>>157891737actaully rather we flood sp tomorrow with like 20 threads that are going at like 20 posts per minute
>>157891564Freo by 95
>ynr Bobby Hill won the Norm SmithIF Freo winTHEN it is because any of Voss, Treacy, or Amiss will go BANG BANG BANG BANG
>>157891264novelty innit. they have two charter flights come in early today with fuck all else to do.
>bobby hillwhat ever happened to that guy
I couldn't hold out drinking so by my calculation I should be able to happily continue drinking tomorrow at 1pm if I only have 12 tonight
>>157891674i heard bane customers saying this but isn't it wet up there?freo were good in the rain last year but barely had any this year >>157891782i agree but the weather may fuck them
>>157891789Garn walkabout - many such cases!
>bobby hill>stengle>juhall had major issues in the last year. something weird about that
It will be a long drive back across the Nullarbor for despondent freo fans :(
>won't be able to shitpost tomorrow as i'll be out and phone is rangebanned (not because of me)fuuarkkk
i'm bored can we start the game now
>>157891812Gives them time for those long thoughts
It will be a great drive back up along the coast for Brisbane fans :)
Didn’t mind the rugby tonight, ended up watching the soccer but the rugby wasn’t objectionable
>>157891859Looking good mate
>>157891859meow
thanks, I needed that
does australia have any plans for the future or are our leaders just winging it
>>157891859you feel me, pete?
>>157891859meowdy
>>157891884uncanny
>>157891888I’m past the point of being emotionally invested, just see what happens at this point I reckon
>>157891910looks like the guy from batman
think about moving to America before it becomes the North American Union
>>157891910someone let gandalf know one of his hobbits has escaped the shire
Odds of an Australian woman being killed by a shark - 1 in 27 million Odds of an Australian woman being killed by an act of terrorism - 1 in 8 million. Odds of an Australian woman dying in a bushfire - 1 in 12 million Odds of an Australian girl being sexually abused by a man by age 15 - 1 in 3Odds of an Australian women being physically beaten by her male partner or sexually abused - 1 in 4 But no one considers women unreasonable when they say they fear terrorism, sharks or bushfiresBut when a woman is concerned for her safety around men she’s attacked & met with “Not All Men”
>>157891949seems inevitable now after they finally got Greenland
i am owed sex
>>157891970>Sexually abused >By her male partner
>>157891910hope these cunts get paid fuck all for this shiti could prompt something better in 30secs
I have a romantic beautiful loving soul but no women seems interested in this objectively good catch
Picture this, Shai Bolton kicks a goal, 60 seconds left on the clock, THE HELLS BELL TOLL, quickly out of the middle, P Voss marks and goals right on the siren!Final score: Brisbane Lions: 16.11 - 107Fremantle: 5.6 - 36
been revving up normies in the afl marathon youtube stream
>>157891987heh
>>157892042litchrully me
>>157892042what makes a sketch a courtroom sketch?
now what
Really seems no one cares about the grand final this year
>>157892064Vics too busy boofing each others clackers
last grand final I actually cared about was 2023after that life started to become rough on me and my depression hasn't gone away since
The highest ranked Victorian team should automatically qualify
feels like everyone just forgot about the 2023 grand final the minute it was over
>>157892075Nah I don’t think that’s it, seems a general culture of apathy and anhedonia
Collingwood should automatically qualify
There should be 4 vic teams and 4 interstate teams in the finals
>>157892011yes please
I hadn't seen wharfie time until after the media had been banging on about it for a bit and was surprised to see it's just a short light show and post goal song thing. american sport and it's consequences has been a disaster for ALFkind.
i’ve got no interest in the game but i’ll tune in for kylie
hearing robbie williams is gonna do a surprise duo with kylie tomorrow
SA and WA should create a breakaway competition
>>157892085still 59 seconds longer than last years where I legit cannot remember what happened
we watching this shit iggers???????????
>>157892116So true. Gone are the days of integrity and self respect.
>>157892131surprised you weren't blackout by the 4th perry
>>157892087it feels like the covid grand finals a bit but more fatigue and less excitement because at least something was going on. People have just been getting fucked in increasingly obvious ways for the last decade and just cbf anymore I guess
https://x.com/wheresshelly/status/2103402023635013691cringe freo pommy wannabees
now that I think about it the primary school teachers who were mean to me are most likely dead or decrepit in current year
freo fans could pretend to row and chant heave ho while doing it, that'd be pretty cool and unique
>>157892151nah, thats sovl
>>157892150Yeah seems the way, honestly don’t have an answer but just the way it is innit
Tasmania Devils
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXEQDdPZE44
>>157892164finna heave a ho over my shoulder if you catch my drift
>>157892151>dude cringe, you fuck multiple attractive women???
>>157892164Sounds masculine and problematic
>victorians losing interest after no melbourne team in the grand final for 3 yearstypical, royal commission soon
>>157892194essendon/carlton threepeat or "period of dominance" is coming in response to this, you just know
I hope she does better the devil you know
freosisses make sure you tape over the woodside logo on your gear tomorrow
>essendon/carlton
Love her
>>157892216everyone was skeptical when geelong/hawthorn were predicted as well
>>157892075thisthe only people saying this are seething viccies kek >>157892158i had mostly shit teachers, in primary school there were a few super old really shitty female ones who were probably 70 at the time, almost certainly dead now
>>157892164RURURU
just don't care anymore
for me its vaccinetoria
victoria is about to be the first ON state gov you interstate faggots
Just make the best of the shit situation I reckon, what can you do? Politics are a spook and a trap
>>157892257fingers crossed
>>157892257mazel tov
In Jess we trust
>>157892257https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxhxf6auICQ
