https://youtu.be/-oUrg42zLQo
>puckers
Where does he go in 2027?
>sneed
easily the hardest active sport to sit and watch a full game of. Think it's only possible if you got the amerimutt gene
>>157891529https://youtu.be/OokJt_HCTP4
Packers got bent over last night
>>157891506can't decide if I'd rather have him or Steichen at OC if they both get shitcanned, assuming Mannion gets poached as per usual
>>157891529yeah I'm sure you have a much more fun time watching cricket, rajeet
>resign unproved, injury prone skill players>rest of the team is shitasswhat was the packers master plan here?
what's she thinking her?
>>157891621She could've sucked a fat BBC(Big Bronco Cock)
>>157891621>this is a 10 out of 10 in green baygrim
They're gonna cook his ass now, aren't they?
>>157891621Thinking about BVC
>>157891621Thinking about BDC
>>157891627>>157891642>>157891648why are all you faggots obsessed with cocks and cucking? fucking porn addicted neet losers, all of you
i want to feel a cock cum in my mouth
Why did the Falcons all of a sudden wake up? The division might cannibalize itself.
>>157891675lowkey gay
>TNFYou're welcome.
>>157891658That's just their white genetics at work. They can't help it.
You guys are laughing at the packers now, but just you wait until they replace Love with an elite QB using their top 5 overall pick
>>157891675oh and go rams!
>>157891675peak comfy desu, try it some time
>Jordan Love su-ACCKKliterally leading the league but ok
>>157891706ANAL SEX ORGASMS
>>157891710>despite the loss
>>157891658>2026>Not having a BBC(Big Bronco Cock) Le shig pig....
>>157891710>live long enough to see Joey eBaumsworld become a defensebabby
>>157891571I would sniff that stinky sweaty vagina
>>157891710Ah yes, the dak prescott strategy
>>157891506He'll get another HC job. Probably for the Jets, maybe the Chargers.
>>157891743He was a defensebabby during that Super Bowl run too.
My Patties could blow out Jax on Sunday.
>>157891764Elway would've made that shit work
>>157891743he always takes 3 weeks to warm up. he'll end the season near the top statistically assuming he doesn't tear his bussy
The amount of Detoilets that just went >black qbswhen love threw a pick proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.All of you people try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" 4chan.
>pats fans think beating the Steelers was a quality win and doesn’t just reinforce the schedule narrative
Waste this bussy
>>157891806What has Jordan Love done as a QB in his career?
>>157891677They were starting a literal dog turd at quarterback before now.
>>157891838The pats defence is legitimately good. Its the other side of the ball that needs work
Packturd cucks are actually defending love Their line isn’t even that bad. It’s just been elite for his entire tenure, now that it’s below average it just looks rancid shit because love is not a good qb and their rb room is the literal worst in the league
>>157891710>>157891862>>157891877Cooper rush has a better completion % than jordan love btw. Literally every QB does. Love is the worst in the entire league
>>157891838>>157891875Maye is still shook from the Owl. If Vrabel and McDaniels had some sense they'd be reinforcing to him he needs to take sacks and not throw hero balls. Thankfully the line is holding up despite their weakness on the run game. IF Doubs gets right they'll have a really solid offense.
>>157891877The line is absolutely fucking terrible. What the hell are you watching?
>>157891506OC for my Redskins
>>157891898How can you believe in a QB that easily mindbroken?
>>157891506Back to McDaddy in LA
>>157891685Amazon has the best broadcast and it’s undeniable
>>157892047All QBs are moody lil cunts.
>>157892071Tom Brady would never be this gotten to
>>157891875> The pats defence is legitimately goodIt’s fine. I’m sure you’re referring to that graph where in the past 7 games they’re like top 3 in everything, but they legitimately faced shit offenses in all of them except the Owl (where they were crushed)
>packtards actually thought everything was back to normal because they squeaked a win against the jetsAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHHAAH
What kind of cope is this called
What exactly was the Packers' plan this season?
>hurr durr love sucks!what is he supposed to do with such a shitty o-line and no run game?
>>157892118March for ArchWinnidad with Trinidad
>>157892118Pray Gannon can pull out 70 sacks again like in 22
Niggers
>>157892118You think they had a plan? It's pretty clear that nobody has been steering this ship for most of Matt LaFleur's tenure as head coach. The last time they won the division was with Aaron Rodgers.
>>157892137no excuse for a heckin' athletic QB
>>157891764>Trey Hopkinsforced to retire after this game>Hakeem Adenijicareer backup/practice squad with two starts after this game>Isaiah Princecareer backup/practice squad with zero starts after this game>Quinton Spainforced to retire after this game, raped by aaron donald on the final play
please just just look at the stats, he's a generational talent guys
>>157892084>Tom Brady would never be this gotten toYou can't compare other QBs with Brady, especially this generation.
Jordan Love(s cock)
You now remember James Harrison, former Cincinnati Bengals DE
SnoodballSneedballFoodballFootball
>>157891605gottem
>>157891642Vietnamese? >>157891648Donkey??
>>157892112>our running back is in prisonlol wtf, that’s why Al and Kirk spent half the game shilling for poor downtrodden LaFleur missing his running back while not saying what was actually happening with them.
>>157891743>Geno Conjunctiondisfunction
>>157891506OC somewhere in the AFC North
We are going to live forever
>>157891621Thinnest person in Wisconsin
>>157892253GOD BLESS MY NIGGER LIFE!
>>157892274>sunny for the first time since SundayGOD IS GOOD
let’s get to more important issues,is Caleb gonna be okay?
beat the cowboys in the playoffs award
Could even Mahomes, the greatest scrambling QB of all time, succeed with Green Bay's line?
So if a 58% completion rate means that Caleb is an unfixable bust. What does 52% mean?
>>157892289>criticizing Caleb is banned on every NFL subreddit because reddit thinks he's a soft gay sub bottomMore damning than actual criticism
>>157892289As long as his mommy kissed his hamstring, he'll be fine. Eagles are fucked
>>157892253>comes back week 10>tries playing >injures left elbow for a third time
>>157892253might as well throw him out there. either Jayden figures out how to play in the NFL without getting injured, or his career goes the way of RG3 and he washes out of the league in 2-3 years
>>157892307Speaks volumes
>>157892307I too just make shit up solely so I can be mad
>>157892323Liters even.
>>157892159LaFleur era pictured. The last 5 years are not like the first 3Is Matt LaFleur on the hot seat with the Packers?>The Packers have an extremely high standard of excellence as one of the NFL's most historic franchises. They are seldom satisfied with what the Packers have been in recent years.>Green Bay has won double-digit games just once since Rodgers' departure in the 2023 offseason, and it also hasn't won a single playoff game since 2023. The Packers' two most recent playoff appearances featured an all-out dismantling by the eventual Super Bowl champion Philadelphia and a crushing loss to the rival Chicago Bears after an alarming second-half collapse>This season, the Packers are 1-2 after crumbling late to the Minnesota Vikings in Week 1 and needing a double-digit comeback to beat the rebuilding New York Jets in Week 2. And now they get absolutely blown out in their home opener on TNF by the Falcons
>>157892289He will likely be back sooner than expected
>>157892312>week 10 Week 5 he rapes the Giants
>>157892345He'll turn the browns into a wild card team
give me cryin caleb any day over future hall of famer jordan love
>>157892347please god…
>>157892327I know that you know about the stickied post when Gayleb got hurt. Don't pretend you weren't there.
I just had a wet fart, and realized I Jordan Love'd myself.
Mike Hawk Jr averaged a first down per pass attempt on green gay
>>157891470Painful to watch but expected.
>FavreI shit on him.>RodgersI shit on him.>LoveI chuckle.>Lambeau FieldI shit on it.>Packers fan ownership stockI wipe my ass with it.A decade of darkness has descended upon Green Bay and when the Packers fan kneels at the Altar of the Zebra and begs salvation, a disembodied voice will whisper back, "No.".
>making fun of Gaylebcome on guys, we must be better men.
>>157891710>when you play more games than everyone else and chuck it up 50+ times a game, you will indeed have more raw stats at face value Oh gosh. Oh gee. Oh wow.
Now that the dust has settled was Aaron Godgers correct that Gutekunt is a worthless shitter who has no clue what he's doing?
>they celebrating one bad game in an 18 week season lmao..
There's not another winnable game on the Packers' schedule until December. 3-14 is pretty much guaranteed. BOW DOWN TO THE JERRYGOD!!!!!! HE DON'T MISS!!!!
Good morning /nfl/
The Jets might have three top 10 picks this year
>>157892112>Jordan Love is about to blow Michael’s PenisWouldn’t be the first time
>>157892380they fear the black pocket passer
>>157892225Al Michaels plays favorites and it shows. God forbid he acts critical of the football royalty that is the Green Bay Packers even while they're getting run out of their own building by the fucking Falcons. Typical talking head bullshit, has points to hit and stay the course and cannot pivot to think for himself as to what's actually unfolding on the field. Lombardi isn't walking through the tunnel anymore, Al. Neither is Favre for that matter. It's a completely different team, and not a good one at that.
>>157892380His name is Michael Penix Jr. and you will put some FUCKING respect on it
Name one QB who has succeeded with a paper OL ever. You can't.
>>157892468eli manning
You won’t BELIEVE the size of the Jordan Love I just took!
My iggles would bootyblast a number of shit teams
>>157892474I’m relatively certain I’ve taken bigger poops than this
>>157892468J Breezy
>>157892474That Viking was welcomed into Valhalla with a right hand seat next to Odin
>>157892468andrew luck
>>157892506He very famously did not succeed, actually
>>157892506what a wastefucking colts
>>157892468Patrick Mahomes
>>157892512made four pro bowls in his short career, he was decent
>>157892528>31-9
>>157892529Shadeur Sanders esque
can you really call a cornball like hurts “black” when he has such white mannerisms and conducts himself like a white man? he’s always reading and reciting quotes from self-help books, no black man would do that
>>157892565Shut up nigger
>>157892506What did he do? I legit forget he existed.
>>157892565Yes of course, no one should base their behavior and cadence off of their race and we shouldn't hold anyone to that standard either
>>157892568The original mister if
Less Sneed
>The NFC South is going to be competitive by WIN count this yearWe're in uncharted waters now
>>157892593>everyone thought the NFCS was the Bucs’ to lose>they’re the worst team in the division
shitty rinky dink team
>>157892500calm down, kash
Coming in with a take that might have been hot a while ago but has been sitting on your desk for a while and is just kinda nice now
>>1578926515 is back, we sweep the GnatsFuck you we win this divvy
>>157892661The Redskins are the only team where the O Line is actively trying to injure the quarterback
>>157892670Remember when the raiders let Carr get sacked on purpose because he didn’t kneel
>>157892593Looking forward to Shit Mountain being not too shit, as a non-Shit Mountain chad.
>>1578926705 mindbroke you so hard you’re still trying to push that tabloid storyline
>>157892651Seems legit
>>157892695Isn't he not even playing anymore? His elbow fell out
>>157892703You desperately want that
>>157892703Niggas cant keep my hungry skeleton down
>>157892732I just looked it up and he's not kek
>>157892651You can swap Broncos and Rasm after Sunday
>state facts, provide evidence>NOOO ITS ONLY IN YOUR IMAGINATIONthat's a big YIKES from me, dawg
>>157892745she finna run this league frfr
>>157892670What did Jayden do to make his teammates not like him?
>>157892747It's a big prove it week for a lot of team. Pats could get into the top ten too. Bears could fall out. Raiders and Saints could move around. Gonna be fun football
>schizo is forcing le ebin maymays again
>>157892760I assume he just has an insane "I'M HIM!!!" attitude and can't take responsibility for losses, very common for rookies who had a good first year.His mom being a big media personality and suing people in college for using his jersey number definitely doesn't help.
This board genuinely believes that fucking your mom is better than fucking a man.
Jets are going to have two picks in the top ten and a third pick in the first round
>>157892760They’re jealous because his mom is hotter than theirs
This guy is really replying to himself every thread to make it seem like everyone hates Jayden DanielsWho even cares about him that much?
JORDAN LOVE JUST NEEDS MORE HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!HOW DO YOU EXPECT HIM TO WIN WITHOUT A TOP 5 DEFENSE, TOP 5 WR GROUP, AND A TOP 5 O-LINE?!?!?!?!
>>157892792I don't care about him but a QB going down and the team just walking past him is a big leadership problem that doesn't look good.
>>157892792Oh, hey caleb!
>>157892112>hurts would had lost them by 50lol LMAO the cope
The Redskins fans in this general have always been weird
at least we don't have to watch the Packers play anymore this week
>>157892809He put up such great numbers against the Todd Bowels Bucs and a concussed Jared Goof
>>157892806It was halftime
>>157892825Oh, I get it. You’re mad your team didn’t draft him
test
Packturds lost to this man
>>157892112there isn’t a single soul on the planet who genuinely thinks love is better than hurts
Do you rank Purdy higher than Love?
Do the nu-Packers not understand just how bad you have to fuck up for Green Bay fans to turn on you?
>>157892882Yes
>>157891710>games started: 3
>>157892882Put love or Herbert on the 49ers, they would’ve foreverpeated
>>157892908>you: seething because your shit qb isn’t on that list and Jordan Love is
>>157892882this is how bad jordan love can be. in the vikes game, flores would heavy blitz in a setup where the slot receiver was left wide open. jordan love has missed the quick throw to that receiver on an adjustment so many times in games that flores was daring him to throw it by blitzing the defender. love still failed several times, maybe got it once out of five times
>>157892921>you: gay & double retarded
>>157891710
Facts: Packers OWN your shit team.Fun Facts: YOU are SEETHING! and I am bathing in superbowl WINS historywhoopsies, time for lunchiesbuhbye *kisses*
>>157892938Blah blah blah even if he’s inaccurate he still yardmogs the rest of the league.
>Five-time Pro-Bowl DE Nick Bosa pulled his calf during Thursday’s practice and now is expected to miss a few weeks>49IRs
>>157892938KEK GO FUCK YOURSELF BUFFALO
>>157892922Isn’t that just reflective of poor O line play?
>>157892951*ZZZZZZAP*
it’s funny how Detoilets were so quiet earlier and now, like locusts, they’re suddenly here in large numbers shouting about how bad my qb is from their cuck chairs. You’re still finishing last in the division lil bro
>>157892951They're gonna trade him this offseason lmao
How long do we have to wait for Justin Herbert’s potential to break out?
>>157891710Jordan Love is the QB that non ball knowers always point to when they are trying to claim they know ball. That’s why so much of the football media shills for him.
>>157892974us bears fans would love our team and shit on the packers no matter what
>>157892960it's worse, the packers know the o-line is weak. essentially they can see the blitz coming, they can see they have an unguarded receiver moving to an open spot, and still miss the 2 second short throw anyway. if you can't make that, there is no incentive to stop blitzing, which is why flores blitzed like ~70% of the time out of pure disrespect
>>157892474that is nowhere NEAR the largest human poop ever recordedback when i was bulking i was dropping foot long 2-pounders every goddamn day
>>157892983The very instant he gets traded to the Texans
>>157892983At least Herbert has a hot girlfriend who looks like a freak in bed
>>157892997When’s the last time you’ve won the owl, faggot? 40 years ago? You weren’t even alive back then. I’ve seen my team win it all on multiple occasions. Can you say the same?
>>157892974>Chicago humiliated your team twice to end last season>Minnesota humiliated you week 1>"b-but.. Detoilet"...Sad!
>>157892806>>157892760>What did Jayden do to make his teammates not like him?nothing, its a bullshit story. the team was walking off the field because it was halftime and you cant delay halftime
>>157893019I’m literally Sam Darnold
Seeing Packers fan do mental gymnastics to avoid blaming their black qb is pathetic. Truly the most Reddit franchise.
>>157893019I don't give a shit dude lmfaoBEAR DOWN
>>157893029WEW
>>157892974The ACKers are going 5-12 at best
Remember when the Lions won a meaningless game against the Packers, ruining their draft pick and their future for no reason at all
>>157893052worth
Wisconsin’s cheese is mediocre at best.
>Five-time Pro-Bowl DE Nick Bosa pulled his calf during Thursday's practice and now is expected to miss “a few weeks”, including Sunday's game vs. the Cardinals, sources tell me and RapSheet. The team is figuring out whether or not Bosa needs to be placed on injured reserve.
So did Jerry win?
>>157893040there's literally no quarterback in history who can win with an offensive line that can only manage 17 rushing yards
>>157893070Easily
>>157892882Unquestionably
>>157892914Love? Hell no?Herbert? Maybe but I still don't think so. I'm sick of both of these "they need more help/time" shitters
My Chargies!
>>157893052I remember Aaron Rodgers last throw as a Packer being an interception to his son Kerby Joseph, thus starting the long overdue humiliation ritual arc of this fraudulent organization.
FACT: The Browns WILL draft Trinidad Chambliss for obvious reasons
>>157893086bro the 49ers made mac jones look like an mvp candidate.
>>157893101Deshaun has been playing well so far, the browns won’t be terrible enough to draft him
49IRs
>>157893101It's probable but I hope not, he deserves better
>>157893071Thats rich considering everyone and their mother were commenting on the Lions poor O-Line last year yet Goff absolutely statmogged the DEI pity QB Love.Now Packers have Lions O-Line from last year and Love is exposed.
>>157891621She just saw the biggest cheese wheel
no football today
>>157893122Goofy missed the playoffs, sweaty.
>>157891710Who cares about Jordan Love? He’s the least of the Packers worries. They have the shittiest offensive line I’ve seen of any team in the past couple of seasons. I would venture a guess that the best UFL and college teams have better pass protection than them. Combine that with the fact that their defense is solely reliant on rushing the passer, because their secondary is dogshit, and they can’t run the ball themselves. It’s just a bad team. The fans are spoiled and not used to it, so it’s making more noise than when the Tits or Browns do the same thing. Hopefully, the Jets enjoy their extra top 10 pick in April.
Leave Jordan Love ALONE
>>157893121Funniest outcome would be Arch Manning to the Browns. He either becomes the greatest savior in NFL history or gets BTFO for 5 years.
>>157893122He got Tucker Kraft back as his "he's open somewhere" checkdown guy only to lose Josh Jacobs
>>157893156I don't think Love is very good but it's silly to assign the entire blame of the loss on him
>>157893141I want her foot on my balls
>>157893141it's comfy friday college ball today
Are the Raiders actually good?
>>157893157arch would pull an eli if they threaten to draft him. the whole shadeur draft business was really just a warning to the mannings>>157893172awful games today though
>>157893176I don't think anyone really knows if their team is good or not until week 6 finishes. 5-6 games is a good enough sample size.
>>157893156See >>157892989
>>157893176No until proven otherwise. Let's see if they can make the playoffs.
>>157893105Mac Jones looked good on both the Patriots and Naners. He's definitely got something, but would need a good situation to compete.
>>157893105Not true lol.
Packer fans: just rejoice that we don’t have to live in Chicago, Detroit or Minnesota
>>157893152>annual 7th seed one and done humiliation ritual due to a lol tie vs the Cowboys>"achsually we made the playoffs sweaty"
>>157893122The Lions OLine was a huge step down last year compared to 23-24, when they were the best in the league with the Eagles. They still had talent and could run the ball well with Gibbs. There isn’t a guy on the Packers line that is qualified to clean Penei Sewell’s jockstrap. It’s not even the same level of bad. Also, you’re right. Goof was too criticized last year. He was very pocket aware, despite not being very mobile, and he was the best producer overall of all the NFCN QBs.
Micah Parsons is fantasizing of all the teams he could have gone to instead. Bengals. Hawks. Bills. Bears. Chiefs. Jaguars. Patriots. Saints.
Guys, let's not get lost in the details about our 55 mil$ a year QB throwing air balls and just focus on the O-Line and fire LeFleur.
Dem boys look competent again and the Eagles are regressing without Patullo’s guiding hand. It’s our year.
>>157893257Based dreamer. Only cus I'm stacking dak poopscoop and c.d. lamb
>patullo's guiding hand
>>157893247Unless there is some secret Peyton Manning level player waiting for the Packers in the upcoming draft (unlikely since they don’t have their own 1st) there is no reason to even worry about Jordan Love. They’re not going to acquire a better QB than him until at least 2028. Not to mention, they need to spend all of their draft capital and free agency efforts on guards, tackles, and cornerbacks.
>>157893156Has to be ragebait at this point
>>157893155BASEDFuck the fudge packers they need a good decade or two of suffering!
>>157893257jerry knows even if dem boys stay mid everybody will come to see dak heave missiles to cee dee and george
>>157893205Saw the camera pan out on Packers fans last night, wouldn't be so sure of yourself.>>157893282>surely in year 9 Jordan Love will be able to produce HoF statsPure cope.
>>157893122Last year Lions OL was Top7 in the NFC, playoff-tier, and was much better than what GB had last year
Why can’t the Giants or Commandskins ever make things interesting? Every year it’s the same old shit. Why can’t you ever be good? You have me, a cowboys fan, tired of your incompetence, it doesn’t even feel good to beat you up anymore. Do SOMETHING.
>>157893205based and whitopia pilledand *ahem*actually>Gary, Indiana
MINISOMALIA ISI N I SO M A L I A I S AN ETERNAL CUCCKSHEDN E T E R N A L C U C K S H E D
Bussy
>>157893310>You know that stadium in northern Wisconsin surrounded by reservations and a bunch of sundown towns? it's really full of blacks!
>>157893340Sundown towns don’t exist anymore
>>157893212He also outplayed Goof both times they played last year. The Lions' window is closed.
>>157893310>surely in year 9 Jordan Love will be able to produce HoF statsNever said he was going to, just that from a team building perspective he should be the last thing on their upcoming GM’s mind until 2028. Besides, in any one era of the NFL there are only a small handful of teams in the league that win because of hof qb play. Everyone else wins the way the Eagles and Seahawks just did.
>>157893335you lost lmao
Reminds me of when Kirk Cousins thought he was a WR coach for a minute and Thielen just sat there looking like he wanted to die.
>>157893356Absolutely triggered
>>157893340>Sundown townsPeople still believe these exist?Lol. Lmao.
>>157893282NTA but while I agree the packers need to focus on building up the other parts of their team, you don't need a first round pick to find a guy better than Love. He sucks, Mr. Irrelevant Brock Purdy is better than Love. The Packers could trade for half of the league's backups and it would be an improvement.
0-2 start means there's a 90% chance you aren't gonna make the playoffs
>>157893384Are those odds based on a 16 or 17 game schedule?
>>157893384Of that list, only the Texans or Colts (probably not both) will make it
>>157893322My Commanders have made and won in the playoffs more recently than you
>>157893396Since 2000
>>157893205>Packer fans: just rejoice that we don’t have to live in Chicago, Detroit or Minnesotaah yes the beautiful pastures of green bay is so much better
I can't take this anymore
>>157893322both those teams have been to the NFCCG more recently than the cowsoys
GOFUCKYOURSELFKANSAS CITY
>>157892474I have definitely taken LONGER and THICKER shits than that
>>157893432There are mostly white people there, so unironically yes.
>>157893432It's so awful in Wisconsin we have to keep kicking out people from MN and IL hunting or on vacation
>>157893361>DILLY DILLY DO IT FOR MILLY>ITS OUR TURN>SKOL TO THE HOME BOWL>IN KEENUM WE TRUSTOH NOOO NOOOO NOOOOOOOOO
>bosa deadwhat did we ever do to deserve such pain and suffering D:
>>157893432let me guess, your perma-shitskin does not tan
>>157893384It's confirmation that >we're fucking shit and have not grown as a franchise in terms of actual performance. If anything it's gotten worse.The owner would rather grow the BRAND do every kind of event he could at Hard Rock than just have decent football. Not good football. Decent football.
>>1578934677 out of the last 8
>>157893451>Perna being a contrarianKC got fraudchecked by the Colts and passed already. Unless the Chiefs decide to just not play their normal starters I fail to see how this could be a competitive game.
>>157893070I'm waiting to see if he can actually do anything with those picks because I make a final judgment because as far as I know those picks will be busts and they both lost
>>157893473
>great lakes states talking about who's better like they haven't been emptying out for the last 30 years. Like Turks and Greeks arguing from their Berlin apt.
>>1578933840-3, not 0-2
>>157893451perna knows ball
>Green Bay>literally in Brown County
>>157891710jordak lovescott
>>157893546>California and New York have been hemorrhaging people for years>people can't stop talking about the, "rust belt"The projection is just pathetic at this point
>>157893559Think how close they came to being the Green Bay Browns
Name all the QBs in the NFC you’d rather have the Love
>>157891710How much of that was in garbage time again?
>>157893572In NFCN I'd take Goff or Caleb. Kyler & Love are TBD
>>157893566They're not going back to the rust belt though. They're going to Idaho, Colorado, and the Southeast.
>>157893317yeah these stats are complete fucking bullshitWATCH the fucking games faggotthe loins o-line last year was easily bottom 5
The best QB in the NFC north, Jared Goff :)
>>157893451Have any of these people played football at the college or professional level?
>>157893614Nope. All nerds.
>>157893473>bandwagon reddit monkey trying this "we" have it so bad but the team's actually not doing bad shiteven the *cowboys* have won a super bowl more recently than the 49ers so calm down you little faggot lol
>>157893587new NFL team when?
>>157891710>its over
>>157893621Reminds me of Clark getting fired for calling out that jewish guy on ESPN to shut up because he doesn’t understand what’s it’s like to be in a football game
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>157893156If you ever see anyone try to make a sports point and its starts with "according to Statfags" or "Statfags say" You can safely ignore it and disregard that person as a fraud who doesnt know a damn thing about ball.
>>157893573love's stats make sense, packers have no run game, so gains come in chunks or not at all. love pulls back foot deep balls from his ass to land in enemy territory. offense immediately stagnates, possession changes. lather rinse repeat.
>post-ACL butter finger schlub>$92m plus tip>p-please stop booing us cheesehead fucks!!TOPKEK
>bosaoofmike evans next? kittle? turdy?
>>157893606From the Lions own website:Decker and Sewell proved to be one of the better tackle duos in the league Lions ranked 12th among the league's 32 OL headlined by right tackle Penei Sewell, who continues to show why he's one of the best players in the NFL regardless of position.Sewell's 95.2 overall grade from PFF led all offensive linemen this season. His run-blocking grade (96.8) is the highest by any right tackle over the past five years and led all offensive linemen this season by a substantial margin. Sewell allowed pressure on just 3.3 percent of pass plays, a career best that ranked second among right tackles and fifth among all offensive tackles.He was named First-Team All-Pro for a third straight year and earned his fourth consecutive Pro Bowl nod. Sewell is not only the best right tackle in football but arguably one of the top three tackles in all of football.https://www.detroitlions.com/news/2025-detroit-lions-tackles-sewell-decker-manu
>>157893641ryan clark is out of his depth when he's not trying to suicide bomb the ball carrier
>>157893709AI, didn't readI actually watched the games. they were comically bad dogshit
Can we stop making fun of bad teams? Everyone is trying their best.
>>157893713This was you watching the Lions last year>durrr duurr I have no idea what's going on durrrr durrr>Hey I know, Packers have a bad OL let's pretend like we do too! Durrr durrrr
>>157893641That was pretty funny. Jewboy seethed like crazy and did backroom jew things to make him apologize, so Clark just quietly sandwiched it between a play by play posting spree on his twitter that got immediately buried, that caused even more seething kek
reminder: jordan isn't the problem
OH MY HECKIN' SCIENCE BUT THE STATS SAY THIS IS TOP 10
>>157893742I don't get how people can't accept this, you can say "Jordan Love isn't that good" and also "He is an impossible situation
>>157893742>Our trackingIm not surprised Mina has to rely on fake stats to form her own opinions. Any time she tries to make a go of it on her own, she says retarded shit like how good Geno Smith is.
>>157893451I only recognize two names on this list (Zierlein and Brooks)
>>157893760She's just a stupid bitch who doesn't know ball, nobody is buying her bs anymore
>>157893709I love these retarded blue cats but the o line was bad last year. Here's hoping it improves.
which way /nfl/?
>>157893749what is actually happening herewho is 00
>>157893807Yes
>>157893749derp. Think of you were a Seattle fan
hey retards: watch the manning cast unless you want no other option than the shitty network commentators
all these still shots have me convinced
>>157893807packers fans not handling it well I see
>>157893760t. drooling retard
>>157893834It was good back when they actually watched the game and talked about it. Now it's just a celebrity interview podcast with a game sort of going on in the background.
>>157893836>packtards crying about AFC teams no
>>157893834I would watch but Buck and Aikman are literally the only good broadcast duo in the sport
>>157893807>these women actually suck dick They don't. They both look like they gag on starbucks straws.
>>157893842It's almost as though the Packers' O-line is dogshit or something.
>>157891928No, it’s really not. It looks worse than it is because MLF is retarded, love is mid, and their RBs are the worst in the league
>>157893834Manningcast became obsolete once espn got buck and aikman.
OH NO NO NO NO NO
>>157893317Despite having the worse OL, Packer QBs evaded sacks better than the Lions.
>>157893834the problem is it's pretty terrible once the guests show upI don't know who it's even supposed to cater to
>The #49ers are leaning towards NOT putting Nick Bosa on IR because they are out of spots...We're not even thru week 3. It's so over
Mina Kimes, ball knower.
>>157893834I never thought I'd say this but Buck and Aikman are actually okay, way better than the previous guys. Eli and Peypey barely even talk about the game anymore and their act is always the same so the novelty wore off. And a lot of Monday games suck anyways.
>>157893876I feel like sack rate it's not really a good indicator of offensive line prowess
>>157893852>>157893836you didn't answer the question
>>157893834>watch the manning castNo, I wont watch because It just isnt very good. What it should be is a special broadcast for high IQ ball knowers where they talk a lot more in depth about everything.What I dont want to do is listen to a random dipshit guests yap over the game nonstop.One of the worst things that can happen to a unfunny person is that they catch lightning in a bottle once or twice with a funny joke or moment. Everyone then has to endure them thinking they are suddenly the funniest person alive, but they arnt. Its cringe and annoying. Thats what the Manning cast is.
>>157893814"communication issues"these continued literally all season along with a revolving door at center and LG, and Decker continuing to decline at the tail end of his career (the lions didn't extend him, and he's *still* on the market btw)
>>157893834I don't have ESPN so I don't watch MNF but Manningcast went from great to cringe in record time. I doubt it will exist next year.
>>157893451They let Brandon Perna on the NFL preview videos?
>>157893834Lmao some streamers get more live viewers than this
>>157893898Yeah I like buck and aikman. Joe buck especially has grown on me over the years. I couldn't stand that guy especially during the MLB postseason
>>157893937He's an NFL creator now
Buc Broken
Is SoMeoNe gOinG tO lEt me pllllaaaaaYYYY?
what the FUCK did he mean by this?
>>157893957giants are retarded for not trading for him
>>157893896I guess Mina browses /tv/ too.
>>157893958iconic and inspiring
That loss was so bad that Packers fans aren’t even blaming the refs. They’re just calling everyone other NFCN fans
>>157893896how the FUCK isn’t Sopranos on the top ten?
>>157893958He just gave Kevin an N-word pass.
you have thirty (30) second to prove to Mina that you know ball. What do you say?
>>157893889You looked like the best team in the league for 2 weeks, it can’t be all bad
>>157894008>wah wah crime is hard>wah wah i need therapy >wah wah my family hates memost overrated show of all time
>>157894018how do I get a wife that will still look like this in her late 40s?
You wait all year for football season to return and then it tears your heart out.What's the point?
>>157894032she’s 39. she’s not in her late 40s
>>157893996never understood why people like this show so much. "oh what if we made a show with the most stereotypically italian people possible haha oh and every character is a terrible person lol"
>>157894034maybe have a backup plan that doesn't involve Jameis "Crab Legs" Winston
>>157893851Never thought about it this way before now, but you speak the truth. ESPN’s in-game commentating was so bad that just listening to the Manning Bros was better. Joe and Troy are actual professionals, so everyone just started watching the games with them.
>>157894061Jameis the RAPIST
>>157893889Don’t worry, he’ll be back in time to play my Commies
>>157894034This is what happens if you're a Giants fan, bongbro. You have hope for a week and then it's smashed by fate.Meanwhile if you're a Miami fan you have no hope and feel great about anything good that happens.I don't know what it's like to be a fan of teams that contend for playoffs. I guess they're threatened and personally attacked by anything that looks like it could stop their quest for a ring.
>>157894031>>157894053you fanooks probably think shit like Game of Thrones or White Lotus is super clever.
>>157894034Hand egg can be a cruel mistress. Sucks to be Gnat fan right now for sure. This all could have been avoided if they would have listened to me from the start.>Blaxson DarkCant trust em.
>>157894032she just turned 41 at the start of the season
>>157894021Played the Dolphins and a jetlagged Rams team. Already had trouble stopping the run...now it's just getting worse
Why is the NFCN so bad?
Can we trade mcjones for some defensive help?
>>157893996Didn't it first air in 1999?Probably made it ineligible.
>>157894093White Lotus is great, Game of Thrones not so much. Anyway Sopranos wasn't on the list because it debuted in 1999.
>>157894135It's like the Niners are copying the season script of the (NHL) Panthers where all their players fucking die and the second and third-stringers can't do shit
>>157894067ESPN tried to build a good booth for literally years, they threw in the towel and poached Buck and Aikman because they had no other options left. They even tried to copy CBS by hiring a retired guy immediately and it was a disaster (Jason Witten). Remember the Booger Crane?
>>157894145>>157894166The last episode aired in 2007 and it was probably the biggest thing on TV before that point. Sopranos absolutely deserves to be on that list. END OF DISCUSSION!
>>157894171carolina panthers play football dumbfuck
>>157894193>fade to black horrible ending. it's literally student in the first year of film school-tier
>>157894193>the biggest thing on TVOnly cause James Gandolweenie was fat as fuck and died
>>157893996zoomers are fucked
>>157894140Da Bears are good but Brian Flores is the best coordinator in football.
>>157894215It wasn’t a fade
The Packers had 4 rush yards in the second half
>>157894198That's why I said NHL.The Florida Panthers.>>157894215It was a mid-scene cut to black. Not at all the same thing. It's heavily implied that it ends right there because that's when someone shoots Tony dead at the table. Continuing the episode after Tony dies doesn't make since because the show is from Tony's perpective.
>>157894264When is josh jacobs coming back?
>every WR questionableHow do I know how to start?
>>157893996>>157894233Sopranos was the worst generation of mob shows. That shit was total garbageGo watch Donnie BrascoGood FellasCasinoReservoir DogsUntouchablesHarlem Nightsetc etcetc
>Spags >Fangio>Brian Flores Who you picking as your DC, /NFL/ ?
>>157894299Start this bussy
>>157894302You are so fucking gay.
>I-It's not his fault!If Jordan Love was good he would win. Simple as.
>>157894303I would pick Fangio personally but I'd be happy to have any of them.
>>157894331True but pic not related? Goydy only won because he cheated
>>157894302>worst generation of mob shows>post nothing but moviesstop trying to be a contrarian it’s embarrassing.
>>157894303Jim Schwartz
>>157894331>*Loses three Superbowl finals*
There is a non zero chance that Caleb Williams has locked himself and a practice squad teammate in the equipment room for some "hamstring help" right now.
Bros who's gonna make it to the Superbowl Finals this year?
>>157894329>>157894302If gay = into a bunch of wusses in suburbia pretending to be mobsters ThenSopranos is PEAK GAYIf you're wondering am I gay?Ask yourself Do I like the Sopranos If yes you are PEAK gayThat is as weak as you can get for the mob genre
>>157894351what mean non zero
>>157894360Bears and Patriots. Wotan wills it.
>>157894360one NFC team and one AFC team
>>157894331I'm just wondering what the fuck Jordan Love has ever done to earn so many excuses. I swear, people hated Rodgers so much by the end that they surround Love with an endless amount of cope out of pure spite.
Everybody is talking about Emmett Johnson and updooting his viral juke on reddit and saying “WHY the Chiefs?!” with terror in their hearts
>saints lost their left tackle >raidies have the most litty front 7 in the league rn >raidies are gonna be playing for AoC cuz his dad died ya im thinkin 3-0 is essentially locked up
>>157894302>mob shows >brings up the most typical Scorsese/Tarantino films C’mon man
>>157894299Antonio Williams
>>157894287I don’t know if it matters at this point with how overall bad they are. Might even be to the Packers benefit now if he doesn’t this year, because then he doesn’t enter next year, which is a contract year with any negotiating power. Also, RBs at this age seem to benefit from a season off. It’s probably the most punishing position, and the only one where one offseason doesn’t get them back to 100%.
>>157894401Anal?
>>157894422its a real knife fight out here
>>157894420Well from last nights game it seemed to me that their biggest problem on offense was lack of a rushing threat
>>157891764>66 blocking casperThat OL did not belong in the owl
>>157892118Crashing this season
>>157894435It is. I’m just not sure even prime Barry Sanders is producing behind that line. Good backs still need holes to run through. The Packers line is a goat rodeo.
>>157894061hey those crab legs consented
>>157894444WITH NO SURVIVORS!
I have a hard time evaluating whether an o line is good or not.
>>157894467Same. It all moves to fast for me to tell in real time. I just kinda go off the vibes of conversation.
Jordan Love is a top 10 QB. You could put any QB behind that shit o-line and they would struggle.
>>157893876Sacks are a QB stat
>>157893451>Perna picking the DolphinsOutside of Divisional contrarinism what the hell are the Phins going to do that the Chiefs won't have an answer for? They are the only team that legit may have 0-17 season on their hands.
>>157894518The 2027 Dolphins might legitimately be the least talented roster ever put together.
>>157894518Any given sunday
>>157892026If he has to take an OC job, it'll be with Philly
Race for the NFCN CrownOn the left is were we were headed into the season
I unironically think the Dolphins should trade their QB to the Giants for a 2nd round pickIt's clear they literally only care about picks right now
>>157894491This is what 95% of football fans do. Even a good amount of the players don't actually know ball outside of their position.
>>157894567and this is where we are at now
green gay lol
>>157894302braindead retardation god damn
>>157894494This is Justin Herbert levels of delusion.
>>157893572GoffCalebBakerDarnoldStaffordPurdyDakHurtsMaybes are Shough, Young, Dart, and RG5
>>157894580>PolymarketOy vey
why can't these professional athletes stop their knees from dying
>>157894623turns out tendons and ligaments are the slowest thing to adapt to training load and lifestyle changes
>>157894623Unironically because of the covid vaccine
chinese japanese dirty knees what are these?
>>157894621kekd
sneed?
>>157894621lol
>>157894621I am proud to back a team that draws so much heat on this board as opposed to a team like Carolina who is balling out and no one cares.
>>157894647Those Browns are the Ravens now. The nuBrowns have never started 2-0.
>>157894647This is kinda a schedule stat honestly>>157894668KEK
>>157894668kek thats actually a pretty slick observation
>>157894659Yeah I agree, I'm a Pats fan and love the attention one way or the other
will gayleb still be able to scramble after he's back from his injured bussy?
>>157894346True. You guys he'll come back to be a DC next season? If he does, where?
>>157894494Their o line isn’t that bad.
>>157894580>>157894567>betting on the jesterguild
>>157894680hes /weakmind/. he will come back with happy feet
enough with the gay jokes guys.
>>157894681Lions
>>157894709why would he go back?
>>157894720Because only shit teams will offer him a job and they'll probably be slightly less shit than the other options.
>>157894703Penis in butthole lol
>>157894401>>raidies have the most litty front 7 in the league rnAgainst the vaunted Charger and Dolphin offensive lines
>>157894743Dude that's so gpay lol even if it's a girl's butt
>>157894743KEK
>>157893048>Vikings won Division in 2022>Lions won Division in 2023-2024>Bears won Division in 2025>Repeat for the next 10 years while Pickless Packers go to football purgatory you've cheated destiny for too long!
>>157894749Hes talking about the raiders O line, not D line. They are actually performing fairly well so far this year.
How far are the Packers going in the playoffs?
>>157894580Compare to Kalshi>>157894613That remindse I've never actually looked these up before, just been seeing them all over the mainstream Kalshi and Polymarket are the world's leading event contract platforms, functioning as decentralized or regulated prediction markets where users buy and sell outcome-based contracts priced between $0.01 and $1.00. Kalshi and Polymarket have upended the sports betting landscape by offering nationwide sports event contracts that bypass traditional state gambling restrictions.Lower taxes: Bypasses heavy state gaming taxes (10%–51%), threatening state revenue.State pushback: Multiple states have issued cease-and-desist letters or lawsuits.Supreme Court: A definitive Supreme Court showdown is anticipated to settle the legality of sports contracts
>>157893781Blake Miller is looking to be legit and he'll be playing Sunday.Rake seems to have turned a corner.Just get the Center right in the next few drafts and we're back to where we want to be.
>>157894765>They are actually performing fairly well so far this year.Against the vaunted Dolphin and Chargers front 7s
If Justin Herbert was on the open market, would you want him to be your team’s QB?Remember he’s never had good personnel or good coaching
>>157891621She's doing TheQuartering pulse check. Must be a thing all fat people from Wisconsin do.
>>157894802Raiders finna make ya big time it seems
>>157894812Nope!
>>157894812Not us
Will Midison Beer be at the Bills Chorgers game?
Stop gayleb! You'll reaggrevate it!
>>157894812everyone but the chiefs, ravens, bengals, packers, or bills says yes.
>>157894836>Guy whose wife fucked a black guy on film versus a guy whose wife is trying to find a winnerwhat a game
>>157894812What does Herbert have that I don’t? Why can’t I get a hot loyal girlfriend like him?
Friendly reminder that the lions are the only NFCN team that is not a perpetual humiliation ritual
>>157894849You have no idea how soulless and upsetting it is to fuck someone that plastic
So, which of the two sports has the most painful collisions?“They definitely hurt a lot more playing rugby,” he says. “You haven’t got pads on. They probably hit harder in America because they throw their body into it and there’s not much technique, whereas if you do that in rugby, you are probably going to knock yourself out.“Ultimately, it’s bone-on-bone in rugby. When you get a stinger in your shoulder, you know about it, but in NFL you have pads there, too.”Rees-Zammit says he feels “sharper and just a bit nippier” after shedding more weight over the summer, and recently clocked 10.66 meters per second (23.85mph) in one of Bristol’s weekly speed-training sessions.After 12 months bedding into the sport which had been his life, he now feels back to his old self.He has needed some primers on rugby’s ever-evolving rules, although that has been easy in comparison to digesting NFL playbooks.“It’s so hard,” “I think it’d be easier to learn another language. Unless you’re used to it over the years, I don’t know how you can do it. You’re not just learning the plays; you’re trying to learn every route within the play and understand why they’re doing that, then, on the run, trying to understand what the defence is doing.“If you go to college, I think it would help massively integrate you. Then you get to the NFL, and it’s like, ‘OK, I’ve learned plays before’.“A lot of times, the playbooks are essentially the same (across different teams) but the plays are named differently. The teams all run the same concepts but they have different calls and then you’ve got to try and figure it out in your head.”“When you actually dive into the detail of why they’re calling these plays, it gets trickier,” he continues. “Sometimes people will see a catch and go: ‘That was unreal’, but there’s so much within that. The detail is insane.
>eagles find a loophole>nfc north team bitchesclassic
>psst kid>wanna watch some dogshit football?>we've been bad longer than ANYONE else
>>157894856You really think no one on this board had an onahole?
>>157894867>chicago going against corruption for a change
How come in recent years, Green Bay has sucked at home? Isn’t that the best HFA of all time? Or is that only during the playoffs where they don’t lose at home
>>157894882It's lafleur
>>157894860>"“It’s so hard,” “I think it’d be easier to learn another language"Based Rees-Zammit for trying the NFL and giving us this banger of a quote on learning route trees
>>157894877Probably just you man. /sp/ is a normie board
Bucs, Commanders, Chargers, and Dolphins get eliminated from the playoffs this weekend. Texans or Colts will be out too. MAYBE Titans.
>>157894894it's not really a fair comparison for him. the league selects for receivers that are high spatial iq and body aware, it's how guys can be horizontal and still double tap on the line. they've also been studying ball their whole life
>>157894912>maybe TitansTitans have been out brah
Someone wanna meet me at the glory hole in the next thread?
>>157894935Yeah but they could win on Sunday
>>157894936my pet canary would love that
>>157893889How does a team run out of IR spots 3 weeks into a season
NEW>>157894999>>157894999>>157894999
How often do you think that the antisemitism command center underneath Gillette Stadium monitors /nfl/?
>>157894882black qb
>>157892474Guinness isn't going to like the amount of submissions they're going to get to prove otherwise.
