UEFA NATIONS LEAGUE>Friday, 25 September 2026 20:45 Italy 0-2 Belgium>Monday, 28 September 2026 20:45 Turkey - Italy>Friday, 2 October 2026 20:45 France - Italy>Monday, 5 October 2026 20:45 Italy - TurkeyEURO U21 QUALIFICATION>Thursday, 1 October 2026 18:30 Armenia U21 - Italy U21>Monday, 5 October 2026 18:15 Italy U21 - Poland U21Previous: >>157834407Remember to count your chickens before they hatch, start thinking about christmas gifts for your sister, talk to Francesca the barista and send scouting reports to your local fennel delefate
>>157896559Wings of redemption tier shitalian meltdown
Maldini needs to get out of football, he has time to go to uni, why further ruin his family's name just to be a shitter
negru
>>157896559good op
>>157896576This is actually a Wings of Theve thread
I don't get it, shitaly called up romano who has 1 whole golazo in serie ass, how did they lose to belgium who are le epic washed and allegrian???????
>>157896577>unihe has 3 neurons
ROBERTO MANCINI OUT
Had to clip this kek
This second spell for the fennel has all the makings of an epic disaster, hopefully Christopher Nolan is gathering notes for a new magnum opus
>>157896604Paolo had to be piss drunk when he conceived him, there are monkeys smarter than him
Your Apology Needs To Be As Loud As Your Disrespect Was
>>157896614That's some Port Vale - Northampton Town shit lole
>>157896614great football
Italy was playing decently in the second half but then the faggot took out pio espositorello for no reason
>turkey next
>>157896640He must have scored a great many goals if he was playing so well!
>>157896625>play Zacca: wins>don't play Zacca: losesit's that simple
"No way to prevent this!" says only footballing nation in the world who concedes to a player that can only score goals in one way
nihao
It's hard to even ask this with a straight face, but how does a man who supposedly watches matches to choose his players play Di Lorenzo over Kayode? In general, Di Lorenzo must have some connections with the Mossad because if he's not holding everyone hostage I can't explain how he keeps playing above Eccellenza level
that performance was unironically shameful
>>157896694Chin up, we're saving the best players for the most important fixtures
>>157896722There's got to be something in the water, players like him, Maldini, Frattesi or Barella genuinely look mentally retarded, footballers generally aren't the most intelligent lot but I seriously doubt they could count to 100
Low Countries MUST stick together!:flag_be:
>>157896745Bastoni couldn't count up to ten before going for that tackle in Bosnia so that's that
>>157896755It was football or nothing, guy would be a fruttivendolo if he never blew up
>Interviewer: ‘Was the match a bit of a let-down?’>Mancini: ‘No.’sipario
Just googled "squadra italiana u17 and u21" for the national team rosters, I am in tears. It's never been so over.
>>157896822Dio santo che ritardato mancini
>Bergomi: "For me, Barella was Italy’s man of the match tonight"
>>157896754love Boskamp, me
>>157896919Certified San Luca Brotherhood moment
>Adani: "Turkey without Yildiz and Calhanoglu is an easier opponent than Belgium"
Sleep tight /serieconquistador/
>Andrea Stramaccioni: "Esposito completely dominated the second half and his substitution coincided with the end of Italy's hopes for a result." Lele Adani, in the studio, agrees.
>getting bantered by Lakaka
>>157897191After the whole Maldini and Pirlo fiasco this became the most predictable thing ever, they just brought back the dinosaurs and here it is kek
>>157897191two old men fighting in the nurse home
>>157896614I watched this game at the bar and a lot of my fellow belgians were panicking/anxious when ital came out hot in the second half and really attacked the belgium goal, and I felt like I was the only one who was aware of italy's current stature in int. football
>>157897191I love lukaku, though i didn't understnad what this was about. 93 goals in 132 apps is no mean feat, he is a legend of belgian football
>>157897330he and donnarumba were competing to see who had the biggest roasted walnut in place of their brain
can't everyone just agree that calcio is no longer the national sport so we can all go our merry way? You might even build solar farms in place of the current stadiums.
>>157897345>building large infrastructure projects in the Italy
>>157897345goggia will build nuclear reactors in their place
>Di Lorenzo on the boos from the fans: “If they go straight back to giving us a proper thrashing at the first sign of a defeat, that’s not good for the national team”
>>157897377>the same people responsible for the latest failures are still on the pitch >no give us more time please is he at least aware his arms have been stolen from the agricultural sector?
Reporter: "Mr. Mancini, is there anything to take from this lacklustre performance tonight?"Mancini: "Personally, I’d say the result."Reporter: "... We’re still talking about a 0-2 home defeat."Mancini: "Exactly, it could have ended much worse."
>>157896604You ony need two to go through uni anyway
>>157897447Maldini tried to save you but...
Saving Italy... by appointing Pirlo...?Even for Twinkazzo standards that's sticking your head way above the clouds
>playing dumb and calling names when he doesnt like the facts
what is he thinking fras
>>157897662>I didn't learn rowing for nothing, someone needs to tap Swiss mobile SIM cards to solve this
>>157897330>though i didn't understnad what this was about.Donarruma is just seething because he realized today he's going to be a Championship player
Haaland it's useless to farm goals in the National League join >us we have like 5 players who would gladly take daily Snapchat pics with you
>Another masterpiece from the man in charge of organising the Serie A fixture list, former Inter executive Andrea Butti: the Milan Prefecture has banned the Milan vs Frosinone match from taking place at 3 pm (as it clashes with the Half Marathon). The match has been moved to 6.00 pm, whilst the Juventus vs Venezia match, originally due to be broadcast on Sky but now on DAZN, can no longer be played on Monday but only on Sunday at 12.30 pm, so as to avoid clashing with the ATP Finals in Turin at 6.00 pm.
>City-gate: Italy manager Roberto Mancini held 2 contracts during his time at City. The official agreement provided him with a basic salary of €1.69M net per year. The 2nd was a supplementary deal with Al Jazira, an Abu Dhabi club also owned by Sheikh Mansour, who payed him €2.03M for doing consultancy work for just 4 days a year.
>>157897662>I hope my tan is on point
Bases belgium exposing the fennel day one, if exile was not enough for him I wonder if the rope is next.
>>157897377Giovanni Vance
today's frontpages
>>157902816
>>157902834
I don't get how you guys can still follow this sport every week when serie ass is dogshit and all the italian players are also dogshit
ez fix for shitalia: Fix the goy to [redacted] ratio
>>157904399Juventus exists
>>157905024one more reason not to follow this (((sport)))
im going to the store. need anything?
>>157905158If you want to carry on listing all the things that get you filtered, go ahead
>>157904399Why would I ever abandon MY club? I'm not a casul
Good morning!>Mancini after the 2-0 defeat to Belgium: "Deserved boos? When you lose, that's fair. In the first half they played better, in the second half we did. When Belgium scored 2-0, the match was over. Now there's nothing to do but work. Tough games like tonight's await us"Referee selected for Turkey-Azzurri: it will be the Englishman Michael Oliver>Di Lorenzo: "If we start slaughtering the footballers already, we won't get off to a good start. We'll have to get out of the difficulties all together"Interisti are embarrassing the whole nation again. This italy will neither go to the euros nor the world cup
Interesting front page choice before and after the game...
>>157906163inb4 the gravinoid comes to lakaka’s rescue once again with presidential pardon and a supply of nappies
>>157906163This should have been the op
Honestly, Serie Ass has this very weird kind of status since it's probably the league that's the closest to the EPlel in terms of overall spending and ambitions (the other big leagues just have a couple of good clubs and the rest flipping profit like the Bundass or Ligue 1), but at the same time it has nowhere the same amount of money or attractiveness so economically it's suicidal. It's good for teams like Cagliari, Atalanta, Bologna and such who are at a decent level, but for the bigger clubs that try to get closer to the EPlel levels (maybe Coomo aside since they have an actual project and ungodly amounts of money) it bites back in the ass hard.
>>157907147>sell primavera kids>buy negrusDon't worry fras, they already found the solution
>>157907629Most clubs spend almost everything on transfers and wages just to get closer to how the EPlel does it cause the mentality isn't like in Ligue 1 or Bundass where you'll have 1-2 big clubs that spend big and everyone else being stepping stones prioritizing youth and development, and it's a race you can't win against an outwordly rich league with much more money as well as a suicide for the national team since few teams actually focus on development. League's not down the gutter either, but it has its ass stuck between two chairs, it's riding off how it used to be but it's not sustainable.
>New Italy coach Roberto Mancini is embroiled in the Manchester City scandal, as alleged off-book payments to him are among the 115 possible breaches of Premier League financial rules. Mancini held 2 contracts during his time at Manchester City. The official agreement provided him with a basic salary of €1.69M net per year. The 2nd was a supplementary deal with Al Jazira, an Abu Dhabi club also owned by Sheikh Mansour, who paid him €2.03M for doing consultancy work for just 4 days a year.
All right the rope would be too quick, he needs to suffer first, what about crucifixion?
>>157907865That vibrant culture he loved so much
>>157907865mo we can’t hire Pirla because uhhh russian betting sites or something
No press conference.No match.No injuries (for now).Training every day.Shitters absent because with the national team.What a treat, Mister
>cancellieri sustained an injury during his vacation. His condition required a few stitches, so he’s expected to report to the club’s medical facilities in the coming days to undergo the necessary clinical tests and determine an estimated return date.
Incredible amount of cosplayers in my city today. The memes are all true. Nobody is cosplaying as locatelli tho
What was even the point to change coach if he's going to call the same shitters who lost against Bosnia? They should've let Baldini stay, at least he was willing to take risks and field new faces
Meanwhile, Twinkazzo's outfit for Zurich Pop Con
>jJ set to open contract talks with Francisco Conceição later this year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CL1EFACsWagWerwulf from Robert Eggers (The Witch, The Northman, The Lighthouse, Nosferatu) trailer is up.Related to /seriea/ because Teun Koopmeiners can only play well under the Bergamasque Moon
>>157909991Finally, a good ass post in this grim international break
Is there a reason why they didn’t just promote that U21 italian coach when Argentina and Spain have shown that is the new meta?
>>157910825His daughter died
wait....the alaba to udinegru wasn't a shitpost or a fever dream
Tiziana Alaba
Alabania
>>157910994Are CERN causing weird timeline shifts again?
>>157909991>Have a seat Francisco let's discuss the details further
This sport is so dead that I've heard kids trying to play like "Ferran Torres" at the park
Amplifico mufa
>>157912935I unironically had this same exact thought 12 years ago but with gotze
Fun fact: both Albania and Albania II are leading 2-0
>Milan legend Gianni Rivera harsh on Cardinale and Italian football: "I have to say it: Americans aren’t cut out for calcio. They’re good at football and baseball, but not at calcio. They celebrated an important milestone for Milan and forgot to invite me because they don’t know anything about it. As for Italian football, we’re in a difficult situation. Mancini, who had gone to soak up the sun in Saudi Arabia, has taken over the national team again. I don’t know what to say, I hope Italian football carries on by itself, because only the fans can keep it going."
Cucurella makes Cambiaso look like a football player
>>157910143<3
>Kane>Mbappe>Yamal>DembeleThey are all dogshit, just give the Ballon d'Or to Lewa to make up for the robberies against him
>>157913472based truth speaker
england's cagada invencible looking sleek
alabineseif he plays against bolognaalabolognaise(i tried to post this 4 hours ago)
Sleep tight /seriemancini/
bulgarian bros... not like this...
>Wings of Theve>Ghost of KyivWhoa... Bravo Kazutoki Kono!
>>157915157>>157918004Bro sleeps only for 4 hours
>>157918013Please understand, my bedtime sambuca was knocking on the door of my bladder
>bedtime sambuca I’m too high to get that reference Join me on WoW
4chinz was down? Wow I didn't know that, you are telling me for the first time
>Mancini's revolution, he makes nine changes against Turkey>Italy (4-3-3): Donnarumma; Kayode, Scalvini, Bastoni, Ahanor; Barella, Fagioli, Frattesi; Raspadori, Scamacca, Maldini. Coach: Mancinilet's bet on how many goals we concede, I'd say three.
Why does he insist on playing a winger formation if it means forcing Maldini and raspadori as wingers I don’t get it
>>1579215692
>>157921569Not even this shitalia would choke against turkiye faso r-right?
>>157922237because he is a bad coach, he is unable to change formation based on the characteristics of the players he has
Good morning!Athekame cooked macedoniaAlso imagine not winning your nations league game
??????????
>>157922677Extremely grim
>>157922795Jashari also had a good performance (other than one bad pass that almost let Macedonia in)
waiting for house checkers coming soonso nervous oof. moving is cryptonite for me it seems. way worse than break up :DDD
Swiss national team members Athekame and Jashari
High representative for bosnia and herzegovina christian schmidt
>Barella and Mancini forfeited the Turkey tripKWABBlocco Sfinterriomma off to a gud start
>>157922795Amplifico mufa
>>157923054here, have a picture of this stunning specimen of masculine attractiveness to calm your titties
>>157923159Top jej
>Inacio left out for Cambiaghi
>>157923174favorite player of all time desu
>>157923174basado recobas
>Recoba>Adriano>Ronaldo (the real one™)The synthesis of crap taste made in Rozzano
BREAKING: Luiz Henrique accidentally gets an assist during a Serie A match. Equalled Zanetti's historical record for Inter
>Fabrizio Romano to Corriere: "It's been three years now since I was last in a relationship. I hope to find her; it's one of my priorities. I've sacrificed a few moments of my personal life. It's a high price, an open wound."
Fabrizio Romanon
>>157923159Surely all the stand-in jj and bbilan talentos will bring us a W now!
>>157923604fabrizio romano to ssc scapoli, here we goon
phew looks good. she said she wants to change.my dream of one bedroom cuckstation seems to be happening
>Ceferin warns Italy again ahead of Euro 2032: "Political interference from Rome is undermining UEFA’s trust in Italian football. Malagò is a reliable leader. Regarding the possibility of the FIGC being placed under administration, both we and FIFA support the autonomy of the national football associations.”
>>157923159Why would Barella do this, it's the perfect chance to get a hair transplant, could get a pretty good one with his wages desu
>>157923777Istanbul brings back bad memories for him
pinemounts scores within 20 seconds of playing against arezzo, finally we have found his level
farcomeni just kwabbed himself doing step overs, if he hasn't torn his acl or mcl he is so lucky. His knee bent backwards the same way tammy abraham's did when he played for la riomma
How did Roma's ACL curse end up at Juventus anyway?
I will have so much sex today that I'm afraid to imagine how many baby talentos who could've kicked shitaly out of qualifications will die wrapped up in a condom/handkerchief
>getting cumcucked by a piece of plastic/paper:SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL:
Don't want to make any assumptions but the fact he didn't mention women, or anyone else for that matter, does speak volumes
>Carlos Cuest-ACK >Parm-ACK what no chancellors does to a mf
>>157925361>Carlos Cuestatime for some gavetta™ in Serie C
>>157925361He's not getting sacked lmfao, he didn't get the players he wanted and he had offers from abroad so they just agreed on a split
Lazio’s “Ken doll” Taylor? In the squad
will watch serbros vs duccios now>they have a starter named Meerdinkkeked
>>157925823Do NOT look who Serbia's #20 is!
>>157925913there are both the milinkovic savics, how is stankovic junior a starter kek
>>157925913>Do NOT look who Serbia's #20 is!It still hurts so much lol
Meh
Luciano Spalletti sees huge potential in Kerim Alajbegovic, with recent injuries accelerating the young talent's integration into the first team.While Spalletti values his playmaking ability, the coach wants him to improve his off-the-ball movement and tactical reading. Spalletti also plans to test Alajbegovic as a number 10 and central playmaker to complete his development.
IP actually interesting. Pavlović freed up more in wide ‘carry zones’. Stanković dropping for progression alongside Gudelj.Much better role for Sergej. Less defensive responsibility, more involved in transition progression. Žile indeed in the half-space for the link with overlapping Kosta.OOP 541/523 narrow. We’ll see how it holds up. But this would’ve been a better plan vs Greece too.
>>157921569>Ahanor>KayodeIt’s over the last bastion of Europe has fallen to the blackpill
How badly are Italian commentators trying to pronounce Meerdink in any way but "Merd"?
Meerdink goal is up
It's respectable that chuds are willing to sacrifice their eyesight to pretend Di Merdenzo is better than Kayode and Maldini is better than Kean
MEERDINK
>>157926324He's not even trying lole, we are not a prudish people.
>>157926360Don't you literally suspend players for saying naughty words during games?
>>157926386I'll do you even better: instead of having CAT-ATA during Cagliari-Atalanta games, we have CA-ATL lol
>new werwulf trailer is upOne can tell robert has insane Milan aura
>>157926386It’s one thing to offend God and the state religion; it’s another to say shit kek
Were you followed....?The shitalian state religion is mithraism
>state religion
>>157926591DAS RITE
Lazio's Isaksen gole
Do NOT look up who scored for banada
Zhegrova scored a PK for Kosovo He continues he's good form, 4 G/A this season for him
Meerd Mexx fury goal
Mexx Muldur
>>157927981Zingarovingz and Douglas Luiz will save Jj this season
Do it Grimtolli/Grimolli/Carnevals
ded juve manlet
>Concordeao injuredThanks a lot Moortugal, Zhegrova start warming up for these next couple months
#granderafa seals the results in the second half
For me, it's Greece's 2nd striker wearing the #16
Buongiorno, Adopo
Renato Veggers jumpscare
Some Gestifute-aligned club out there is going to be scammed so hard once Ruben Dias worms his way out of City lole
>Norgay
>Bunda goalkeeping
This keeper had one good match in his life against Brazil and just felt like gifting Ramos two today lmfao
>viking rapist ded for 15/20 days I HATE SFINTERNATIONAL BREAK
Remind me, who is Paco?And what is THAT?!?
Business idea: goalkeeper called Yubel
Germany and Italy walk into the Nations League...
>gaymanylmao fucking krauts
Ready for next week
>AUTISTCORP
>going through entire checklists just so you can flip burgers more effectively
>>157934268
>You ever notice how people sneer at what they can’t have? In Leiden, the grapes hang just out of reach—ripe, forbidden, perfectly sour to the ones who never climbed high enough. So they spit and call the whole vineyard rotten. They project their own smallness onto everyone else, dressing envy up as principle, failure as superiority. It’s an old trick. Call it virtue when it’s really just hunger. The smart ones don’t waste time arguing with the bitter. We simply take the grapes… and leave them choking on the skins.
Why does it think he's the Leiden Duccio?
>>157934603>In Leiden, the grapes hang just out of reach—ripe, forbidden, perfectly sour to the ones who never climbed high enough.Wait, am I having sour grapes or are those the ones out of reach so I'm not having sour grapes? But we're also choking on the skins? And do you eat the inside of grapes but leave the skins intact?At least have the decency to take out the em dash before you press post on your AI slop lole.Once again proving there's nothing more predictable than a dumb person that thinks he's clever.
coop raider knows a great deal about fruit more news at 11
Do it Carnivals
>>157937461This is just a bri ish lad, no way in hell there's a single droplet of zingaro DNA in there
>>157937490Plot twist: he stole the profile pic from a brit's wallet
>>157937461are these the irish travelers I hear from time to time?
I bet you won't be laffing at Fiocretina anymore
>Quest64 deadfootball won
>Roberto Mancini on the Manchester City verdict: "I don't think Manchester City was judged guilty, on the contrary. It's not a problem that concerns me, but it's not a new thing. Manchester City is not guilty. And on the double contract, it is not my problem, but theirs if anything".It didn't happen, it happens all the time, it didn't happen, and also I'm not responsible for it happening. Also mistakes were made but it wasn't anyone's fault.
>>157943166https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarring_and_feathering
Mr. OPBefore I shitpost, just a quick announcement:If there are any other palestinventus poorfags who haven’t yet left this thread—please do so now. Thank you very much
>>157943166he doesn't seem to know much about his own life, yet during the 2005/06 season he was strangely aware of the wiretap recordings to be presented in court months in advance just as italy was winning the world cuphow about that
Has germanistan outblacked france?
>AC8 is 140gb big wtfthose clouds textures better be 8k because wtf
>>157946634Wouldn’t surprise me if all the land mass with enhanced detail took up a sizeable chunk of that. It looks stunningThe Witcher 3 Wild Hunt - Remastered‘s patch size will be 45GB when it releases tomorrow btw
Cool but I still hate the Home projection lol
>>157946731Inb4 Adidas ruins it with meme flames decals or some other shit
>Minister for Sport and Youth Andrea Abodi: "The Malagò case is purely a sporting matter, we must be careful not to make it anything else. CONI must now assess the situation, after which there is more to it than just this. Everything is polarised around this issue, but there are other problems. I would like to see working groups that seem to be on hold pending the resolution of the registration case within FIGC. I also believe that different components want to discuss other matters and not just Malagò’s registration."
>losing to Turks and getting relegated Mancini pls
>>157947030Didn't you hear, jjxisters and bbilanegrus finna carry the next match!
>>157947030Don't you worryWith the fennel on the bench all we have to do is curry favor with Mr. Tim and finish third
>Commissioner Sessa has announced the release of the single authorization for the construction of the #StadiodellaRoma in PietralataRiccibros... it's over... they're going to build it...
>>157931068god damn imagine being o hateful, that you acuse Roma of being some masterminders dominating italian football alongside Inter, when they can't even fight for the scudetto properly.
>>157946685Yeah but still, how many unique assets do they have to bring the game size to a whopping 140gb, some modern open world games weight less than AC8Maybe it's another case of Japanese developers sucking at file compression lole
>>157947557jj schizo customer
>>157947557>dominating italian footballi think the wall of text implies otherwise
Carnevals starts to look more and more like some cheeky leprechaun in every pic I see of him
My team for tonight?DonnaKayode-Scalvini-Bastoni-CalafioriTonali-Fagiol-FrattesiKean-Pio-Cambiaghi
If he were Brazilian he's name would be Kayu
/tv/ idea:>Law & Order: Special Calcio UnitMariska Hargitay (Detective Benson), Ice-T (Detective Odafin), Hugh Dancy (Assistant District Attorney), Odelya Halevi (Assistant District Attorney) and Sam Waterson (District Attorney) investigate footballing crimes for UEFAFrom the grand Man City 114 charges case to smaller italian plusvalenza fraud cases. The team has to work together and travel Europe to help protect football.
>>157947982Sorry for being a Twinkazzo about this, but neither of those cases are under UEFA jurisdiction.That being said I'd watch a schlocky Suits-esque legal drama about this. Or even better, a Better Call Saul that takes place in the grim world of calcio.
Jesus christ lol
>>157948017Calcio clubs would never allow a TV show like this to be released. Keep in mind that in the comedy film "L'Allenatore nel pallone 2" there was supposed to be a match-fixing between two teams (a real one, Atalanta, and a fictional one) but they had to settle for two fictional teams so as not to damage the image of the club (kek)
Sorry for the offtopic but what service are you guys using for a pec? Work is requiring me to have one but idk what's the best
>>157948107I've never needed it but I've been told that Postecert is the cheapest.
>maldini resigns after pirlo scandal>mancini just blames city for his scandalnot gud
>>157948107For me, it's Zwolle>>157947574Can never rule that part about Jap devs out. But considering the speed you're flying over and past those landscapes, you probably can't compress things as much as you otherwise could so that can't help either with keeping size down. But maybe it's something as simple as a lot of pre-rendered cinematics and VO.
>>157948017Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,The prosecution wants you to believe that if they stack enough allegations on this table, eventually those allegations become proof. They don’t.Manchester City didn’t come here asking for special treatment. They came here asking for the same thing every club, every person, and every member of this footballing association is entitled to: innocence until guilt is proven beyond a reasonable doubt.So forget the headlines. Forget the outrage. Forget what rival fans have been saying for years. And ask yourselves one question: did the prosecution actually prove it? Not suggest it. Not imply it. Not make you suspicious of it. Prove it.You don’t have to like Manchester City. You can hate them. You can hate their players, their owners, their trophies, everything they stand for. But justice doesn’t wear club colours.And if you allow allegiance to replace evidence today, remember this: tomorrow it could be your club sitting in that chair. And once allegations are enough to destroy one club, they’re enough to destroy any club.That’s how great institutions fall. Not all at once, but one compromised decision at a time, until the greatest league in the world becomes the ghost of what it used to be.So today isn’t about Manchester City. It’s about whether the prosecution proved its case beyond a reasonable doubt.If they didn’t, then the verdict isn’t difficult.It’s obvious.
Ynr palermo legend amauri
#RattledRafa
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>PS5-exclusive Marvel’s Wolverine now boots on PC, Demon’s Souls reaches 40–50 FPS GT7 soon
>Venom Snake was a bbilanista all along
>>157949234That looks like Solidus desu
STOP playing games. START having SEX with Francesca's so (You) can supply >us with new strikers.
Meant to post this one obviously>>157949312How is your sex-having career going, latrinas or otherwise?
>>157949312Italy has enough talented strikers but they play for Milan which is why they will not be called up
>>157949345>Bald face lieI see what you did there twinkz
>>157949333eheh zizou resting all the good players for the next match
>>157949333>Diouf left back
>>157949341Sometimes maybe good, mostly shit. I haven't been searching all summer.
>>157949312Sorry I have some Sotoa shitters to bring down
>>157949341my boy beans starting
>>157949341fuck it, I'll watch for fratte
>that back 4Jesus Christ almighty it's going to be a bloodbath
why are they wearing the away kit and >us the home kit??
>>157949903their kit sponsor has a huge suply of the away kit and wants to sell, so forces them to wear it more often.
>Rimedio already starting with "muh attitude is much better"
>Tacchino>Mortadella
>Celik
Lmfao what the fuck
Sunday league esque
If you’ve ever played against Turkish immigrants as a kid you know their mental melts down if they go down 1-0
Rubentini seething
>>157949903
basedtoni
>>157950043Reminder that Chiesa, Chiellini and Bonucci are MilanGODS so the Palestinentus contribution at the Euro 2020 is exactly zero
>>157950037Odd because growing up Turkey/Turks here had a reputation as the comeback guys. What they did to Croatia and Czech republic in 2008 was filthy beyond belief
>>157950075Also allegri was italy's shadow manager during that tournament
>>157950103This i believe. Allegri is a elite coach, and will win N another scudetto.
>>157950095Don't fall for danejeet's propaganda
>>157949903constantinople is rightful roman clay
>>157949257Let's just say they are both in the same physical conditions
does Ruggeri have frosted tips?
With dildiz this one you won it
>bench the old washed shitters>start playing calciono way man
my boy
fratessvs
FRATTESIGODS???
>>157950137Wtf are they going to use his body parts to bring Baresi back?!
>turkey
>Premier League referee Michael Oliver faced scrutiny regarding his integrity after receiving a £20,000 payment to officiate a UAE Pro League match in Abu Dhabi in September 2023.
imagine being Salvatore Esposito tonight
Sbarella was shitting uo the midfield
Within 3 months this turdish side went from le dark horse world cup winners to getting spanked by the most dogshit shitaly squad in recent history.Güler is the only player who deserves respect, rest is faggots as expected.Im out
Kayode already decisive, that's my boy
wtf is going on lol
Kayu
italy is le good?
Yes I’m thinking >we are back
thank you montella you are the greatest ally
with Dimerdenzo, Barella, Kean and Di Marco It would still be 0-0
>>157950299t. Zidane
>>157950306I genuinely cannot explain how Dimerdenzo was picked over Kayode for so long, first cap and he's got a goal and an assist
RaspaGOD has been shitaly's best forward since like 2021
Why are they dick sucking Raspardeschi so much though?
yeah I've never seen Dimerdenzo jump a man like that
>we need more refs like those in the eplel >is whistling every single Esposito diveis Orsato watching?
>>157950399Because he's the best player maybe? These turkeys are abominations so I can't rally judge the defense, but the next logical step would be BTFOing sandrino, scalvini, and possibly bastoniSmerdarumma should've been benched since 2022 so I've lost hope at this point (implying I care about the shitalian NT but bear with me ok goy)
>>157950399he's been Remedy's ball boy since forever
wtf is this third world pitch by the way
>>157950491it's raining that God sends it
No this cannot be, I was told it was impossible for the NT to win matches without the blocco juba
are turkish "players" sleeping on the pitch kek
Da cunha being a starter in france's NT for playing 2 decent matches with como is shitaly-esque (zidane is a serie ass 'nomeno btw, he was shit at real madrid but large revisionismo storico operations brainwashed poorfags)
Maybe it's just me but I'd like to tar and feather adani
montella got the orders
Throwing Adani's alive body into the tar crated by South Knot City
>Dont call riomma players>WinIs it that simple?
Do you believe you can hold the lead italybros?
>>157950690with Sticks and Scalwines in a back 4? No chance if Turkey starts playing.
>>157950037>>157950095>>157950126Told you
Why Is bastoni here can someone explain
So it begins
where were the defenders lol
what the fuck are you doing dollar
dollar's 'hair' looks even worse in the rain
lmao what a diving faggot
That backline is tragic Kayode aside
Insane ping pong goal
+10m
PEW PEW PEW PEW
Tonali is so much better than every other player on the pitch it's not even funny
Inzaghiesque
>>157950896Funny because in the EPlel he's been quite tragic this season
Are we finally back or is Turkey genuinely shit?
>>157950896Milan legend btw
can he just field Ghilardinho or Cauliflowers please
>>157950908>https://youtu.be/2C8HuHKjGes
fuck me is Cambiaghi physically incapable of concluding a potential action? He always goes to the corner waiting for someone to show up.
Scalveene is so shit
Someone is gonna have to turn against the scam known as attacking CBs one day, these guys cannot defend to save their lives
>>157950908Turkey is dogshit, they lost to Australia
>oliver making correct callssaudi money is saving calcio
>>157950908We're playing well but also having quite a big dose of hole of ass tbf
>>157950970wait until Gasperini wins the league with it, this is nothing yet.
What was the point of calling up Inacio
>>157951016Letting him play 5 minutes so Brazil can't call him up. Same with Romano
how did Cambiaghi even make it to serie a?
Pio is a milanBVLL btw
Doumbia seems pretty good desu
almost merdarumma moment
Why that turkish nigga wearing eyeliner? He gay?
>>157951108Sandokan cosplay attempt
someone that runs as ugly as Kayode does should have never been allowed near a football pitch, Zambrotta with his bent legs looked like a gazelle in comparison.
Holy cookie belgium and frenchbvlls
>>157951149kek he runs like a giraffe
Kek shitaly is literally the only country tryharding these matches, everyone else is literally jogging on the pitch, france is playing fucking depaul diouf da cunha and other 'minations
>Bastoni desperately trying to give a penalty to any turkish player coming near himBan him to the shadow realm
there's no way Guler is straight right?
>montellaEhhhhh but shitalian managers are le best
>>157951234Seems like that kid in high school who pretended to be gay just to hang with girls but it turned out he fucked one of them on the Prague school trip during the 4th year
>>157951207Name your top 5 serie ass 'minations
>di Merdenzohow many Terabytes of blackmail material does he have on Mancini?
>>157951265Oddly specific but I know what you mean
Warra long national team (read: friendlies but for some reason poorfags act like they're the most important matches in a player's career) career Palestrus
>>157951265
>>157951265I recently found out the one from my class crossdresses and lives with an older man. Used to be a Milan customer I shit you not.
>>157951269I don't know exactly what you mean germanbvll, but top 5 serie ass-only 'nomeni of all time:1. Maradroga2. R. Baggio3. Ronaldo """il fenomeno"""4. Totti (kek)5. Zidane
>put Scacacca in>match dies and you have to defend non stop for 20 minutes
Literally didn't notice Scamacca and Bastoni were on the pitch
>magnifica partita>3 rebound goals against Turkey without their first and third best playerRimedio pls
>Issa Doumbiasounds like a slave apologizing to his massa for ruining a batch of cotton tbqh
against any decent le cut inside winger you would have conceded 5, but at least you scored 2 because Kayode keeps running past the midfield unlike Dimerdenzo.
>>157951396>Turkey without their first and third best playerChilling sentence, I don't even want to know which one of the two serie ass abominations you're thinking of is supposed to be the best one (I know it's the kenan (wrong answer between him and calhanoglu btw))
>>157951437Italy genuinely needs just like a half-Olise and a world class defender, one class winger completely changes a team
>>157951442The cuck is clearly the first. It's not my fault if roaches can't into football.
Anyone with a brain would completely dismiss international matches as low-level filler soccer after watching just one of them, but no you fags unironically think this is the palcoscenico più importante
still not watching the Casalesi league
>>157951486Tbf even a quarter-world-class like Summerville does open up spaces literally everywhere else on the pitch.Fielding a cripple on the wing just tells the opponent they can double up everywhere else since nothing is happening down that flank anyway
International calcio is exclusively based on culo tbf
>Uzun was playingHoly fuck I thought he was injured he's a massive shitter
>>157951633>top player in bundesthat's all you need to know
Was Celik left out on his own by his team or was he really just singularly tragic?
>>157951328>bbilan has been a travesty for so long the guy just switched to the real thingwhat the lack of a slush fund does to a mf (motherfluffer)
>>157951586Uhm no goy actually turkey-shitaly is the peak of football ok????????
>>157951664Demiral was on the pitch for 45 minutes?
#raped#enjoyed
Real bvlls want players from their team to not be called up by their NT/play badly btw
Gol in Nazionale Francesco Totti: 58 partite 9 gol (2 rigori) Davide Frattesi (centrocampista): 36 partite 10 gol
Palestinentus
>>157951797
>>157951797Frattesi is a high scoring midfielder, he has perfect timing and positioning during an offensive action
Well well well once again Inter players come to the rescue of NT. Also>started my first proper Witcher 3 playthrough and sank 30 hours into it before they announced a remaster
>once againLET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO AMERICA 2026 HERE WE COME
>>157951964Do an alchemy build
>‘Membership is an essential requirement for candidacy’. This is one of the passages contained in the initial legal opinions received by CONI from a number of legal experts appointed by the Italian National Olympic Committee regarding the case of Giovanni Malagò’s failure to register with FIGC, a matter which risks the Italian Football Federation being placed under administration. The CONI Extraordinary Council tasked with making a decision based on these legal opinions is expected to convene between 6 and 9 October. >Imediately after the international break, Malagò risks losing his role as FIGC president. At that point, a new commissioner would be nominated, who would in all likelihood lead the Italian football movement for a certain period of time until new elections are held, with Gravina potentially making an incredible comeback.
Wake me up before you Malagò-go
>>157951964i played first 1 and 2 and all the dlc with 3. really gud games
mal-a-lago
Mo I don't go to jail
/mu/idea Ella "I ain't no glowie" Langley - chossin' calcio
>>157952154>with Gravina potentially making an incredible comeback
>>157952296She's into Calcio, I can tell by the way...
>Witcher 3Kojima tier overrated trash
Now that was a game
Nikola vlasic
>>157951797Noggin is joggin>>157951964One of my all time favourite games. Especially loved the Bloody Baron. I’ve never replayed it since completing it
Ass Cumbat 8 is up
>>157952925(You) and me? Wingmen4Life
>>157952229Yeah I replayed 1 and 2 last year and waited a while for the proper mood to get into 3. 1 is my favorite RPG of all time.>>157952691I played for maybe 15 hours when it came out and I got overwhelmed by the amount of shit that's marked on the map for you and didn't enjoy the loose experience of starting 50 different quests that mattered very little. Glad I was wrong, it's amazing so far. Also glad that I waited to be in the proper mood for a game of this volume, I figure it will last me a month or two at least. They really don't make them like this anymore. Anyway I just finished tracking down Dandelion's fikette in Novigrad. Time to go to bed.Sleep tight /seriea/
‼ Kerim Alajbegović played the whole 90 minutes as he tore apart the Romanian defence with his changes of pace and played a decisive role in the eventual 4-2 victory.Alajbegović produced an impressive performance against Romania. In addition to being involved in the build-up to Bosnia’s third goal, he finished the match with two shots, one on target, two key passes and three successful dribbles from three attempts.The midfielder completed 31 of 37 passes (84%) and one of his two crosses. His contribution in carrying the team forward was also significant: 281.4 metres carrying the ball, six progressive carries and 184.8 metres of total progression.Alajbegović also won five of his seven ground duels, recovered the ball five times and recorded one interception and one blocked shot. It was a positive night both individually and for Bosnia.
Good morning!>AC Milan are working on a contract extension for Serbian defender Strahinja Pavlović.AC Milan, Inter and Lazio will continue to closely monitor Mendy over the coming months.>AC Milan are expected to reignite their interest in Højbjerg during the January transfer window. The midfielder is valued at between €10M and €15M.Also>Switzerland won four gold, two silver, and six bronze medals at the WorldSkills 2026 competition in Shanghai. With third place in the overall medal standings, Switzerland was the most successful European nation.
good morning /seriea/>The Milan Board of Directors has approved the draft financial statements for 2025-26 with revenue of €464.6m and a net loss of circa €24m.
>>157959123it is a remarkable achievement, given that on the other side of the same city there are larvae who need complacent referees, rigged fixtures and to offload their debts onto the rest of Serie A
10 in the morning and xhe thinks of us
Real San Luca hours
the farmer don't make aware how good cheese is with pears
Esposito family picking out new vacation homes this morning
>Esposito familyDoes it know?
some issues that slowed my moving down. not gud
>>157959395
Why do so many people just… not do their jobs properly anymore? Everything I seem to get done, joiners, tradesmen, furniture removal there’s always an issue. The Scots were known for >our work ethic and due diligence back in the day, that seems to have disappeared.Sorry for the morning rant. This is related to /seriea/ as both Guglielmo Gilmour, Luigi Fergufiglio and the Nvbian avxiliary Che Adams are Scots who play in the league formerly known as Mr TIM’s Premier Division
>>157959391ironically, being fatherless is a trait shared among the members of the brotherhood
>>157959155kek
>>157959413>>157959411
>>157959525InterBrosUniversallyUnitedAgainstLazyWorkers
>>157959413You know, as much as I hate to admit it, but of all the nationalities I work with on a regular basis it’s the Italians that are the most precise and willing to go the extra mile to ensure things work exactly as they promised. Even German engineers seem to want to do anything but sort out the problems caused by them.
Protestants like to protest? Wow I didn't know that, you're telling me now for the first time. They led an amazing lie
>Francesco Pio Esposito scored his sixth goal for the Italy national team during Monday’s 4-1 victory away against Turkey in the Nations League, and is now scoring at a quicker rate than Roberto Baggio for the Azzurri. >>157959626good post
>>157959626Name?
>>157959812And he can also take crucial penalties towards the same orbital path as Baggio
>fratricide >+100 in accounting Maybe the brotherhood is onto something
Mo you calmly explain to me how pio esposito is a worse player than roberto baggio and how roby is a hero for missing that penalty but pio is a pippa for doing the exact same thing
>>157959827Marisa Laurito
>>157959827Ruby Rare
WoW has really become the divorced gamer dad franchise
Pio Esposito is the only half decent young Italian striker, prove me wrong
Sir, another Unreal Engine & Japanese optimization has hit the Ace Combat 8 PC version
>>157960156His Lidl Nicola ventola
>it’s Asian week at LidlGrim
>>157960199ventola can't even clean pio esposito's shoes, with all due respect.
>>157960156Destiny Elimoghale write down his name, Juventus DNA
ALGERIA IS CURRENTLY TRAILING 1-0 AGAINST BURUNDI AFTER 5 MINUTES OF PLAY!!!
ALGERIA IS CURRENTLY TRAILING 2-0 AGAINST BURUNDI AFTER 11 MINUTES OF PLAY!!!
>>157960226>Juventus DNA
>>157960232>>157960238This is what happens when you bench the Sword of Allah.
>Turk*ye arrests president, six members of football refereeing body in probeM-Montella what have you done?#GrandeRafa
>>157960194Unironically based, PC fags deserve to have terabytes of CP (not that they don't have enough material anyway) loaded on their shitty platforms just so they can arrest them
Yennefer? Clearly Jj-codedTriss? Roma through and through
Yennefernana
ElOme
bought a few Monster Energy Ultra Zero Sugars sponsored by Call of Duty Modern Warfare 4 and they are available exclusively in Croatia and Slovenia
>>157960530Why not some café? Azucena is looking at you in disgust
>>157960543you know damn well I'm coffeemaxxing, but I need that bonus exp, brotherHH
>>157960579I still haven't touched ranked since getting GoD a couple months ago, gotta get at least to GoD2 by the next international break
>>157959626pretty normal when you have to prove a stereotype wrong your entire career, assuming you even care about your job of course.
>>157959413
i ain’t reading all thatim happy for u thoor sorry that happened
Next time Jj plays (in 3 weeks) I'll be having a San Carlo Dixi “Cheese & Jalapeño” courtesy of PlayStation & San Carlo's “Snack and Play" promotion, thank you very much for asking.
>>157960687based
Dixie D'emilia-romagna
Firefox 157.0 is up and everything is round all of a sudden?I'm absolutely certain this is in protest against the halting of calcio to make room for this (((international))) break
New GTA VI preview with 12 new screens are up
is this the uefa nations league generalwhy is there no uefa nations league generalare you guys taking the uefa nations league seriously
Diggerbros...
>Responding to suggestions that there were many moments when the Dutch needed to attack the spaces but didn’t do it, a contrite Xavi confessed, “there were many moments when we needed to attack the spaces, but we didn’t do it”.Sometimes journo's can in fact be funny lole
Intro:Shout out fotmob and sofascore Dem niggas chew calcio, don't be eattin too much you finna get fat*Dirty trap beat*[Verse 1]Niggas call me HUNTEEEERR Cuz I'm always passing But I ain't no tranny bitch I'm the shepherd of this pitchcaptaining the NormandyFuck a reaper bitch[Chorus]Pass pass (Put it in pass)Pass (Put it in pass)Pass (Put it in pass)[Verse 2]Building from the backShitalian Mason on the track Passing is an art Now we counter attackPass to the Torwart [Chorus]Pass pass (Put it in pass)Pass (Put it in pass)Pass (Put it in pass)[Verse 3]Fotmob ain't baiting Another 10.0 ratingMan of the match/seriea/fags on suicide watchPass pass (Put it in pass)Pass (Put it in pass)Pass (Put it in pass)it's week 39 of /int/break so fuck off
>Ginevra Elkann towards the presidency of Juventus.Sexo status?
If city can fall so can inter
>>157961642Fall from where? They're already in the dirt
Mafia is le good now?
Juventus got disqualified from all European competitions + points deducted for selling youngsters for 20 million when they were valued at 15 million on Transfermarkt 115 charges, normally that sends them straight to hell
*presses X to shake hands*
binlan drawing against belarusoof
>Juventus, balance sheet approved as of 30/6/26: loss of 66 mln, in line with forecasts.>- Operating costs -42 mln>- Sponsors >120 mln>- Stadium at 97.6%>- Bond of 150 mln> A capital increase has been proposed: EXOR will advance 60 mln immediately.
Mo it's not all a magna magna
Duccio is this true
/seriea/ brotherhood duel tonight
>>157962289Yes, but only when you're little and haven't yet learned to time standing up with the collapsing poo tower
La Ginevra>>157962401makes sense, I imagine it’s a traumatic experience before you learn though
>>157962401this is anti-conceicao discrimination
Milan legend Rodriguez just scored
>>157962930Thoughts on Switzerland's captain for tonight?
>>157961745——————N’drangheta———-Camorra ——— Cosa nostraSCU ——- Societa Foggiana —- StiddaCasamonica - FIGC - Spada - Basilischi—————— Societa Inter
--------------Henry - Camarda - Robben-------------Makélélé - Zidane - CambiasoRoberto Carlos - Stam - Cannavaro - Thuram---------------------------Barthez
DION DRENA BELJO DION DRENA BELJO DION DRENA BELJODION DRENA BELJO DION DRENA BELJO DION DRENA BELJODION DRENA BELJO DION DRENA BELJO DION DRENA BELJO
kino perisic
>>157963189Shout out Lombardo
Airborne Sexo with Tasha (unless she's underage otherwise it's a no no)
Tasha Shawarma
>>157963376Concerning amounts of lewd content on the forbidden site already
>>157963471I'm waiting for the inevitable 3d stuff (IF somebody confirms she's not underage)
>actively waiting for itGrim
>>157963567So I can block it from my feed of course, what are you trying to imply you sicko haha
Nico scored
hate scimmial so much its unreal
Move here to find out how many Hello Kitty cosplayers it takes to screw in a lightbulb:>>157964213>>157964213>>157964213>>157964213>>157964213
