My vikies
Coach Primate
>>157897638Lol so true>>157897641And there it is
Thoughts on Jordan Love after yesterday? O-line was dogshit but his throws also looked flat.
>>157897628
I just told a girl I liked the Patriots and she asked if my dick was small.
>>157897656He stinks Its not complicated
>>157897660Did you say yes, or lie?
there's no way the burrs passed up on mahomeseven they're not that incompetent they'd have 4 owls instead of 1 had they done that
Packers are going to need to rush for more than 17 yards to win games
>>157897658Damn i want pizza now but i don't want to have to look at the minorities who work at Domino's
>3 weeks in and already 75% of their division has been humiliatedkek jesterguild
Not so fast,AFC - Dolphins, Browns, Jags, RaidersNFC - Commanders, Lions, Vikings, Bears
>>157897677What if his surname was something silly instead? Like what if he was called "Patrick Farthomes"? Lol
>>157897677Mahomes wouldn't have been the same player without Reid and sitting behind Smith for a year. Dude had a shitload of bad habits and the bears wouldn't have corrected any of them
minnesota vikings
KEK THEY PICKED OLE MICHTY INSTEAD?
>>157897700chicongo copeMahomes would’ve been elite on the jets or browns.
>>157897698>It's been so long since the Cowboys beat >my Broncos that this image is outdated as fuck
My neo vagina smells awful
MVP
>>157897730More like most valuable wigger.
>>157897730posted the wrong image sorry aha
>>157897738Jalen, I'm sorry I didn't invite you to the club but you're a square
>>157897725Oh and I forgot to add that I am a fan of the Kansas City Chiefs. What a quick plane ride that was from New Zealand to the US!
>>157897687Order it from doordash, tell them to leave it at the door
the seattle seahawks of seattle
>>157897687Don't you have local owned pizza places that make good pizza?
Will the Raiders finally get taken seriously when they beat the Saints in New Orleans?
>>157897764More like the Shit-asshole Pee-cocks of Shit-asshole.Dumb fucking spic.
>>157897775No team should be taken seriously until week 7
>>157897771Don't you have to lick my asshole?
Mahomes would’ve dominated on the bears.Remember that Andy Reid was a shitter without him.
>>157897775>Will the Raiders finally get taken seriously
>>157897638YOU CANT FUCKIN' SAY THAT WORD ON 4CHAN
based seahawks keeping pacoswingoids raped and unable to migrate to the NFL as sports refugeesthe sole good west coasters
>>157897780im whiter than you guaranteed *farts really loud* oops
I saw the most HIDEOUS pajeeta earlier with a white cuck bf. He HAS to be mentally ill if he can get it up for THATAnyway go Giants
>>157897775>Names the team "Las PeggedASS Gayslurs>expects to be taken seriously
>>157897803hook em!
It's okay Ninerbros, it's a physical sport, next man up, we'll be just fine.
>>157897801*runs over to you and starts huffing*
The Jew Whoreleans Taints.
>xis poverty franchise doesnt have a movie being made about them sad
>>157897803Saar…
>>157897775Last time the Raiders had a good defense was 25 years ago. And they made the Super Bowl
>>157897803The Jew Dork Bi Gents are a fucking disgrace.
just listened to cleveland and it might be over swiftbroshe broke our girl
>>157897826KEK
Stop hating on Texas it's not funny
>>157897848>texASS>only one has asswhat the helly
>'Arson 'Eck
>>157897842The Man's Ass Shitty Queefs ain't winning shit, retard
>file.png
>>157897829>t. cowjeet
>>157897861Except for a "eat poop and be gay" competition LOL
>>157897828>AILow IQ retard
crying about ai wont make it go away
>>157897812Thanks Nadeshiko. As long as he’s healthy at the end of the season
>>157897859When will the Cardinals unleash /ourguy/ on the league? They're wasting time with that smelly negroid jacoby briquette
why does so much anime end in the most convoluted way possible
>>157897890Need him to get good so they start showing Abella Danger on TV every time he plays
>>157897890It's a waste of time using any snaps on what's guaranteed to be an underwhelming QB. They're looking ahead to 2027
>>157897902thanks for reminding me ive got jojos to watch
>>157897890true. only beck can unlock that michelin lipped monster out there
>>157897890>HairyBona Fartyholes>ShartBuns ACK
tate caught it, the refs were right
Packers, Giants & Commander fans, are you going to enjoy the fall foliage this weekend?
Treadwell really did fumble at the end of colts-chiefs. The refs weren’t counting on that much crazy shit happening in favor or the chiefs naturally, and they would have been criticized if they ruled it correctly. This is exactly how it happened.
>>1578978483 is cute af
>>157897862file.jpg just means he copied a raw image into 4chan
>>157897958yeah. here we go
>commiefornians and Jew Yorkers have to go to other states to escape their concrete jungles and actually witness the beauty of God’s creation
Why don't Packers have a mascot? wearing a cheese hat makes you look retarded.
>>157897963
>>157897953That's a man
>>157897970At least a Packers fan can take their stupid cheese hats off. You will always have to contend with your unsightly Panamanian flesh.
>>157897970A fat white guy who has made cheese a central part of his identity is the best mascot for Wisconsin one could reasonably expect.
>>157897982i wish
>>157897958>>157897980how are we feeling about rio?
>>157897982you wish
>>157897982nah you are
>>157897966You don't have to leave the state of New York
nᶦᵍᵍᵉʳ
If i had 3 wishes I'd wish for Cynthia Frelund, Ann Michael Maye and Gracie Hunt to all be my harem wives and i wouldn't need anything else. 1 to talk ball with, 1 to cook for me and 1 to pay my bills
>>157897995I'm more concerned about the field than the ravens
>>157897812I want to be last in the line of 100 anons to have sex with Nadeko
>>157898061>>157898012A disgusting act
>>157898061KEK
>yeah my humor is really dark>*racism*>*homophobia*-.-
>>157898085i call push ups "push downs" just a glimpse inside my fucked up mind
>>157898085Chuds truly are hopeless
I'm a black anon who's been here longer than most of you and I gotta say... some of the stuff you guys say is really hurtful and makes me wonder why I come here. I usually have to take a break when it gets too bad. Like today I had a really long day and just wanted to talk about football and meme a little and then it's just 'NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER'. Like... why bro?
>>157898122Have you tried not being black?
I work at Gillette Stadium and I’ve been cataloguing the most racist /sp/ threads... needless to say this one takes the cake, ‘fraid so mmhmm
>>157898122Gay nigger detected lol. Nigger.
>>157898122kek such a gotten to kwab
Seriously guys we need to stop being racist. It's not funny.
>>157898132>>157898134>>157898140Yeah, I can't do this anymore.
Why has this genny been so high IQ and enjoyable today? Big internet outage in Mumbai or something?
>>157898122>I'm a black anonwtf, why?
I'm not racist actually i respect black folks especially talented ones like Yakub Chambliss
>>157898122Okay. What would you like to talk about today nigger-kun?
>>157898158>I respect people with poopoo colored skinWhy would you admit to this shit, step nephew?
I'm a real nigga and I don't take nothing you clowns say seriously. Like 95% of the shit here is lazy bait with the 5% actually being worth reading and getting the neurons firing
>Bo nix = me>Wilson = /nfl/
>>157898177Imagine a fat guy pooping out of his peehole kek
>>157897628>Falcons had 10 men on the fieldThe absolute state of Green Gay
>finally find some chill white guys to talk football with>NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER>coachprimate>>black QBSYeah, I'm done.
>>157898213Poop. Smelly poop.
Who can stop us now
>>157897698I find it weird that the Panthers, of all teams, started the Cowboys Generation of Humiliation. 1996 was a strange time.
>>157897628Even AI has more faith in the Packers than their fans do. Sad.
>>157898248it is weird to have that so close to the football field
just dropping by quickly to drop a hello to my /nfl/ frens
>>157898268You're*
>>157898133what do these screens even show exactly?
>>157898272If you don't have anything racist to say, don't say anything at all.
>>157898248What's all that Castle Frankenstein shit behind them???
>>1578976282028 Presidential Election, who you got???Stephen A. Smith (D)Shannon Sharpe (R)
>>157898285i dislike taco bell
>>157898314Thats common for normal people
Never gotten a blowjobVery drunk Not gay though fuck off with that Can’t get hard drunk anyway
>>157898133Stop Coach Primate Hate.
Undefeated and its true, its DAMN true
>>157898349why must we argue most of the time fren we are always posting at same time>>157898328if it's any consolidation blowjobs from random ladies are mostly miss so keep on working on yourself fren and when you enjoy your body image and find a lady who is borderline in love with you you can stay hard even if it's bflo's blitz staring at you in the eye
The NFL is about to change the rules for week 3 after a game had already been played.
>>157898360chokeland will never win an owl
Maybe it was manlover that had da flu all this time...
>>157898360raiders logo has vikies colors not sure how to feel about that
>>157898314I wonder if Finnish Taco Bell is the same type of delicious slop that it is in America.
>>157897688Bears didnt get humiliated, they played a very tough Vikings defense. The Bears as a team didnt get humiliated its just Ben Johnsons an arrogant jackass with an ego and he says shit thats so obviously going to be used against him in the media that it has to be intentional on his part. There was no need for him to say anything about being the highest scoring offense of all time but he has that big of an ego he couldnt help it. Lions didnt get humiliated either they just have a dogwater defense thats been wittled down due to injuries, theyre basically playing most defensive snaps with random nfl journeymen and rookies.Packers are the only team to get humiliated because how do you lose to the Falcons at home after looking bad Week 1 in a division tilt and especially after last years playoff collapse. Green Bay shouldve been eager to wash the taste out but instead they just started the year off the same way they ended last one.
>>157898385Perhaps not, but I think they shall remain satisfied with their 3 Soup Herbals. >>157898391its a LA Lakers color crossover
>>157898360same
>>157898396it's not exactly what old stonercomics made me believe long time ago.to clarify i am not a stoner but i smoke on special occasions for example at the cottage after sauna erc
>>157898360Rather gruesome humiliation your fellas served up to Bustin, it must be admitted.
>>157898426oh ok makes sense. good luck with the season fren i respect kirko chainz and i watched an al davis document and i like how he was such a pain in the ass to the commissioner and the league
>>157898349I live there and we all do this.
>>157898452wouldnt be the first time
>>157898440oh man
>>157898386He has no oline...
Guys, you won’t believe the size of the Jordan Love I just took!
>>157898489>Patrick Mahomes wants to know your location
>>157898486>reeeeee he's just needs more help n sheeeeeeeeeeeeeitkwapackturd
>>157898386EPA status?
>>157898386Im not usually one to comment on line play because ive never played football so I dont know anything about it but the Packers O-Line looks lost in this clip, theres a lot of guys just standing in place and looking around
>>157898489cool marner but that's an impressive turd, you can tell that the fiber rich nutrition and meat made vikings drop respectable deuces
>>157898489what must’ve he been eating to excrete such a thing?
>beatufil nidget with her big black ass comes in sits on you like a toilet and starts rubbing her nidget ass all up against your BWC >she blindfolds you with a Green Gay bandana, she grates cheese on your head and starts going all sucky sucky on your disco stick. >all 3’7” of her stands up and you pick her up and put her on the barstool nearest to you, and you say “hey look, now you’re tall”. >you are doing all this blindfolded btw >she slaps you across the face with her little black hand >DON’T EVA DISRESPEK ME AGAIN PASTY ASS N!GGA >You apologize as you meant no disrespect to her packshits. >she proceeds to cut off your erect dick >immediately puts your penis in the fryer. >penis keeps erect size>she feeds you your own cock >golden brown >nice texture, surprisingly not too chewy >well seasoned. Cajun my surprise when it’s pretty scrumptious!
>>157898512Maybe they shouldn't be paying their QB, who had 8 decent games 4 years ago, $55M/yr then...not to mention the cripple they are paying parson $46M to not play.
>My Saints have this nigga debuting in 3 weeksI can't wait
>>157898506Im not even a Packtard but look at that O-Line in the clip, two guys toward the bottom of the screen just stand there and look around. In the middle of the line it seems like a bunch of Packers run into each other and the Falcons defense easily gets past them to go after Love.
>>157898525Lindisfarne Monks. High in fiber.
>>157898540No argument there but didnt the same thing happen with Jared Goff happen last year? Where his actual QB metrics were good but the O-Line was letting him down which made the offense look terrible? Goff is better than Love imo but could the same thing be happening here?
>>157898571Tears of pure joy for the HONOR and PRIVILEGE of being a member of my Saints. Love to see it.
>>157898533Did this really happen?
>>157898582both goof and manlover can lick my taint.
>>157898545too bad Katrina didn't wipe out your entire bloodline.
>>157898597too soon bro…too soon
>>157898597I now have family living in Texas, LA, Boston, and Hartford. It only made us stronger.
>>157898259Most bearish thing I've seen regarding AI being a bubble. No pun intended.
>>157898595Its kind of funny that rather than talking about football your first response is to tell everyone in the thread about your homosexual fantasies involving NFL players
>>157898648>nah, ur gaykwab
>>157898268>still upmods = gods
>>157898657Hey man youre the one who wants men to lick your taint. Nothing to be ashamed of.
>>157898595Me first
>>157898638mccarthy was a great writer but the book itself sucked
>>157898672*updooted*
>>157898672If it was me I wouldn't ask I'd just make your beta ass do it you little fucking twink. Shut the fuck up faggot.
Got some good high school football games going on right now. I'm listeninf to the "NFL Redzone" for high school football our biggest local sports radio does each Friday of Fall. One of the big rivalry games in in my neighborhood so just got out of shower to head over there
Remember when the NFL gifted the shanty town of nawwwwwwwwwwwlins an owl, despite them cheating their whole way there, because a bunch of fuckin' rednecks and blacks were too stupid to live in a hurricane-prone area, in a shithole that was below sea level?
>>157898679It's a very good book but not his magnum opus like some people claim. For me that's still The Road
>RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGH>MY LEG, I CAINT FEEL MY FUCKING LEG COACHHmm.. looks like a mild cramp, Caleb. Just stand up and walk it of->I JUS CAINT AIGHT???
>>157898712Intelligent to get a cart and deter any further damage
>>157898712>>I JUS CAINT AIGHT???What's with chimpcongo and employee zesty blacks as their QBs? Grossman, Cutler and Orton must be rolling in their graves right now.
>>157898695Its funny that when you get angry your first response is to threaten that you'll do something homosexual. Some men would threaten to beat you up but notyou, you'll suck their dick that'll really show them.
>>157898738Gay. And anime sucks too.
>>157898700i agree
>>157898773>now a "major" filmsource?
Ravens cheerleaders visit Christ the Redeemer
>>157898791i bet you didnt know that it's not written in a traditional sense
>>157898287nothin, don't worry about it kitten
>>157898765Imagine how much you'd hate yourself if some guy gave you the best head of your life. You'd start to think you're a fag. That's a much longer term punishment than merely getting beaten up.
>>157898770Forgot to mention that I give my wife the cheating pass for everyone who’s NOT an Eagles fan. Fuck you eagles fans! You don’t get to sleep with my wife. Take that!
>>157898823Bet you thought I cared.
>>157898823That's weird. It's been a while since I read it, but there's more punctuation than I remember. I could have sworn there weren't any capital letters or something.
>>157898823Not him but I did know this, because I read it. It was pretty good
>>157898791I seent it.
>>157898823joyce mogs this shit prose
>>157898861a lot of it is punctuation, gives it a nice flow. not very descriptive but it adds to the bleakness>>157898861yes it is
>>157898887the prose here is very unmccarthy
>>157898791I saw it and im no movie watcher
You fuckers don't read get the fuck out of here.
>cormac mcsharty
>>157898250>The Jags and Panthers were both in the conference championship games in 1996, their second year of existence
>>157898823n9ne writes like THAT???
You guys should check out r/nflv2 they are all just as fucking retarded as you faggots.
>>157898928fren i have a reading room. some of the books are my girl's and huge chunk are at the cottage
>>157899011Whatever, dickhead, we easily have more retardic-density
What if Jerry tries to sell Stephen's soul for one more Owl win?
>>157899021lol gay
Indiana is completely dominating. Classic bullyball.
>>157899057no u, packersfren
>>157899011i dunno. i'm pretty fucking retarded.
>>157897862I have this body type
>>157899021Looks like the perfect room to suffer winter depression in.
>>157899086once you realize it's just mellow winter melacholy and you keep tabs on your vitamin D (not dick) intake it's actually very comfy when you're wearing woolen socks
>>157899021Comfy
If Jalon Walker and James Pearce were playing and Penix was healthy all season, the Falcons win the divvy ezily and are one of the best teams in the league.
>>157899141Oh wow forgot about those guys. I knew one of them was arrested just don't know who
>>157899166James Pearce
on to New Orleans
>>157899021if i visit finland, can we read together in that room?
>>157899077I keep wondering if Cignetti is going to go pro. People say he's too old to make the jump, but what more is there for him to do at the college level? He's won the Natty, he's gone undefeated, he's gotten a player of his a Heisman. Other than going back-to-back he's basically achieved all it's possible to achieve at the college level. If he wanted an additional challenge, he'd have to go pro.
>>157899141>If
>>157899182of course
>>157899201If he could go pro, he would have
>>157899182>>157899225>if
>>157899213thanks fren
I've been using an air fryer for so long that I forgot how much better fries are when they're actually fried in oil
>this is the field for the Brazil gamehow many injuries?
>>157899285the secret to great fries is to fry them twice
>>157899285airfrying is """healthier""" but it's about compromise and the opposites. it's nice to have both just to appreciate the differences
>>157899315Why does the sideline look like it's in a rainforest?
>>157899332The term french fries comes from the technique of frying potatos twice.
ok time to sleep now see you frens on sunday! enjoy your night these friday nights are the best nights
>>157899315very clearly not the field though
>>157899351sovl
i don't understand how anyone can hate joey
>>157899480>Joey RedditUnsurprising
>>157899480Joseph Pro-choice makes 'em seethe
>>157899519based
>>157899480He looks high as hell.
>>157899519*Joey "Zero Children and Zero Rings" Reddit
lamar driving through brazil
>>157899600Brazil is too poor to even afford the paint to paint the slums now? Dire
our detroit :/ lions are the legion of whom
>>157899600>HFW
is there actually a pyramid in Cleveland or is this shitty AI?
>>157899638I think thats a Bass Pro Shop
>>157899638It's the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame my dude.
>>157899638I love the teams whose quarterback situation is so shitty that they put a player from another position on the promos.
>>157899600It's almost like he's still back home in Baltimore
>>157899664a pyramid doesn't scream "rock and roll" to me
>>157899654That store is in Memphis, TN.
>>157897638Uhhh yikes wow ooof ruh roh. Looks like we got a chuddo in the house, gang.>im a ravens fan btw xD
The fact that Burrow doesn't like Skyline infuriates me. He needs to be forced to love it for it is the food of Ohio.
>>157899709Yeah, well, tell that to I.M. Pei.
>>157899596Joseph Women's-Rights will conquer the AFC then the whole NFL this year
Winston goes down in Dec and Jimmy G steps in and leads the Giants to an NFC Championship victory over the 49ers as everyone claps
best snowy weather teams power rankings1. Bills2. Packers3. Patriots4. Eagles5. Bears....9000. Vikings (a fucking dome?)
>>157899746Burrow was born in Iowa and went to school at LSU. He probably grew up eating the blandest food imagineable and then went down to Louisana and got a taste of Cajun food. Your Midwestern "chili" will not impress him at this point.
BASED
>>157899664>AND IT FEELS RIGHT THIS TIIIIIIIIME>ON HIS CRASH COURSE WITH THE BIG TIME>PAY NO MIND TO THE DISTANT THUNDER >NEW DAY FILLS HIS HEAD WITH WONDER, BOYYYYYYYY
>>157899771no way this happened
>>157899664why did rock and roll have to die? now it's 90% shitty SoundCloud and tiktok rappers
>>157898360
>>157899771there are plenty of allegations of Baker being trash though
>>157899779Based S&M appreciator, GOATed album
>>157899771That's fucking funny
what in the pizzagate is that painting matt
MLF better fix the o-line or mina is going to have to intervene
Why Is the Manningcast really struggling?
>>157899881500k viewers on HBOmax edrone
>>157899881they spend half the game not talking about the game
Jordan Love is the only quarterback this century to start the season with a completion percentage of 52.4 or lower with at least 124 attempts. And only the fifth quarterback since 1933Kerry Collins (1998), >He went 0-4 for Panthers in his 4th season in NFL and last in Carolina Drew Bledsoe (1995)>Patriots went 6–10Jeff Rutledge (1983)>went 0-3-1 as Giants QB Jack Kemp (1965)>AFL MVP & Champion
>>157899881I watch NFL to watch NFL. If the Mannings just commentated together, didn't have their faces taking up 40% of the screen and didn't interview fucking retarded faggots during the game I'd watch the Manningcast. As it stands it's fucking dogshit
>>157899600where the fuck is everyone? And dont say at work because we both know thats a lie.
>>157899846How long before he develops a prion disease?
>>157899856i spent that entire video trying to catch a nipslip. goddamn, i love downblouse, sideboob, and nipslips so much.
>>157898360Something is just so kino about a good Raiders team in the NFL.To bad they arnt actually good this year kek
>>157899975seriously, work. favelas have shit so the people that live there commute to their jobs
>>157900020Even though it's Mina you're still based
Here we go: Mahomes to Giants confirmed
Nicholas Madden, the long lost son.
you have thirty (30) seconds to convince mina that you know ball. what do you say?
>BREAKING: Pat Mahomes is being traded to the New York Giants, per Schefter
>>157900101>black qbs
>>157900101Justin Herbert is an NFL QB.
>>157900111The trips of truth.
>>157900101The Dolphins will go 0-17.
>>157899315Zero.My Raiders used to make away teams play on baseball dirt. They will be fine.
This list is in my photosWhat is it for
>>157900101wins are a qb stat
>>157900136they play the jets twice
>>157899480This shirt won the internets
>>157900152QBs with losing records? Potentially all browns at one point im guessing.
>>157899975retarded faggots ran off everyone that wasn't a retarded faggot.
jets WILL upset the lions
Why are melanated quarterbacks worse at throwing an oval shaped ball than non melanated quarterbacks?
>>157900264I refuse to believe that many people actually think them boys will beat the ravens
>>157900264>everyone picking jagswelp i know what to bet
>>157900196Jake Delhomme has a winning record
>>157900279Because your mom fucks them. For free.
>>157900310>Jake Delhomme has a winning recordDamn really? Honestly, good for him.
>>157898545I really, really want this guy to be hit. The routes he runs the best are the ones Shough really likes to throw. It's gonna make Olave's job so much easier too.
>>157900287Dak "The Fortress" Prescott will be playing though.
>>157900154Damn. Might have to revise it to 1-16.
>>157900264Not even Song believes in the Dolphins.
>>157900264i hope the chargers beat the bills because it would be hilarious
Remember when the 49ers traded three 1st round picks for this ugly fucking monkey? Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek trannyhan would probably have a Superbowl win already if they'd just used those picks on half decent corners
5-12 Packers
I hope the Kiwi gives me his foreskin
>>157900310I like to say his last name as it's spelled.
Why do west coast teams suck on the road in the playoffs?
so is caleb playing this week?
>>157900337He had some really good seasons in Carolina. He made the Super Bowl and was in the playoffs more often than not. He also had a couple fucking godawful seasons there too but that's the Panthers.
>>157900420Missed practise today so likely not
>>157900418The 49ers and rams literally won road playoff games last year
>practise KWAB North Island is truly plonked
>>157900390Trannyhan is fucking lucky to still have a job after this. Beyond inexcusable to whiff this badly. Imagine what they could have done with those picks.
Where's Bahamanon? I need his input on a question concerning the Miami Dolphins.
>>157897628It could be worse. You could be a Dolphins fan and realize the guys in charge of "rebuilding" your team were responsible for the green bay defense.
Just move the Chargers somewhere else already, there are cities that would welcome them with open arms.
League is pretty well balanced this year
>>157900542It's only been 2 weeks
>Joe Bussy>making through a full seasonshiggy diggy doo
>>157900555If you can't get at least 95% of your picks right by the time October rolls around just watch something else
How much more time will it take for Herbert to win a SB?
Mike McDaniel is the Elizabeth Holmes of football.
jenny is the jenny of /nfl/
>>157900585Nah he's more of like a bitch ass nerd
>>1579005792 more weeks
>>157900390Niner corners are good, it's the Dline and more recently the WR corps that's been a problem
>>157900759I can't believe that Atlanta played decent football.whether they can keep their form up and keep Penix healthy remains to be seen. I think better teams will shut them down.
>>157900390>>157900488Purdy is basically the reason the entire Niners front office isn't long-since-fired. If they hadn't miraculously stumbled onto him, with the LAST PICK IN THE DRAFT, that Trey Lance trade would have had heads rolling.
>>157900792It's hard to judge all that when they're running out of IR slots.
charlie becker or jeremiah smith?
>>157900794Yet everyone would still take Herbert over him
>>157900560He can maybe do it.
>>157900822so do you just shitpost here now since no one else takes the chargers even slightly seriously?No one will care about Herbert until he's traded
>>157900793>I can't believe that Atlanta played decent football.Is it that, or that Green Bay is massively overrated and got exposed?The Vikings whooped up on them without a starting quarterback. They barely beat the Jets in overtime. And now they've been roflstomped by the Cardinals. They're not a playoff team.
>>157900542>Burrs>12-14 winsLmao no
>>157900792Maybe this year but in general 2021-2025 the 49ers have had very mediocre CBs
>>157900390This dude is hands down the worst draft bust of all time, and its not even close. Jamarcus Russel >26 starts>4,083 yards>18 touchdowns>0 picks tradedTrey Lance>6 starts>1,289 yards>5 touchdowns>3 1st round picks traded>1 3rd round pick tradedPeople will say he was a "developmental pick" or whatever. I agree with that and this is 1000% the 49ers fault. Doesn't change the fact he is the biggest bust in NFL history. If Brock Purdy wasn't Brock Purdy, Shanahan and Lynch would be out on their ass right now.
Best case scenario how many wins for my chargies over this strech?I'd say 3 (absolute best case, the offense would have to completely turn around). 2-1 wins more likely. But I hope for 0
>>157900935I went down the list and saw literally zero wins.
>>157900916>trading three firsts>For any player, let alone a developmental oneHow did they think this was a good idea?
>>157900965Ehhh they'll beat the Bucs
>>157900965i mean theyll definately be underdogs in every game, but its the nfl, things happenand there is a chance their offense turns some sort of corner
>>157900874*Falcons, not Cardinals. You know what I mean.
>>1579009357 wins would be best case scenario because you have 7 games in that image so that's the most they can win
>>157900975Any scenario where a player who's worth three firsts is available for a trade is one where he's no longer worth three firstsLet alone a fucking rookie
ACKAren’t you supposed to try to stop the other team from blocking your field goal?
>>157900985oh nvm i thought he meant for the season
>>157900985I mean from the pic he posted. The Chargers will not win a game until after Christmas.
>tfw my team doesn't play the Chargers/Commanders/Cardinals/Titans this year
>>157899881you can’t see the game or hear it over their interview with ice cube
How many draft picks would it realistically take for the Chiefs to trade Mahomes? All the teams picks for the next three years? Would any team even be insane enough to actually do it?
>You have to score more points than the other team to winThis is complete bullshit btw
>>157900935Best case is 4 or 5. Don't underestimate how much Lamar Jackson and Josh Allen can have bad days and make bad plays at the worst possible time. The Bills let their opponents score 31 points in both of their games. It's very unlikely you win that many or beat the Bills, but you asked for best case.
>>157901046they wouldn’t trade him for 10 1sts
>>157901046First of all yes there are retarded teams who would do itSecond wasn't there a team that traded their entire draft one year for something?Third you could probably trick the Dolphins into doing it
>black GMs
>>157901062Technically the NFL wouldn't allow it. You can't do more than three years out iirc
When was the last time the Packers were just straight up terrible for non injury related reasons anyways?
>>1579010912005
>>157901067Yep, for Ricky Williams, all that for a Running back.
How do I get a girl like Herbert’s GF?
>>157901128Make $300,000 a year since women are unable to perceive of money beyond that point
>>157901118
>>157901136what can i get with $35,000?
>>157901046There's literally a better chance of you winning the Powerball and Megamillions in the same week or the Cowboys winning the Super Bowl than seeing Mahomes traded away this decade.
Who was the bulkiest/heaviest/muscular quarterback ever? Pic very obviously unrelated just made me think of it
>>157901136I only make $150,000 :/
>>157898823All Americans have an intimate familiarity with the literature of Cormac McCarthy, the greatest American novelist since Hemingway.
>>157901160Something way better
>>157901178No obnoxious vapid plastic whore for you then
Humorous current player names?>Ladd McConkey
>>157901091Legit cannot remember a time in my life where they just outright sucked like this.
>>157901224Noah Knigga
>>157900874>Green Bay is massively overrated and got exposedI think the Jets exposed them last week. At this point everyone knows the Packer's O-line sucks and if you don't have that you aren't winning games. You can have shitty defense. You can have shitty special teams (ask KC). But you can't win games if your O-line can't protect the passing positions.
>>157901224L'Jarius FormerlyChuck's
>>157901241>People born after 2005 are old enough to post herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOdOT_hfGX0
Mononucleosis
>>157899664>bargains>imprisoning me>all that i see>absoluet savings>what a great deal>what a great find>look at these jeans>damn i look sexy as heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllll
>>157901224Storm Duck
What would your team trade for him?
>>157901224Kool-Aid McKinstry. His actual name is Ga'Quincy McKinstry, still pretty humorous though.
>>157901224Divine Deablo
>>157901224Ga'Quincy "Kool-Aid" McKinstry
>>157901242Should've been a rapper.
>>157901224DeKaylin Zecharius Metcalf
>4th quarter starts
Bengals going 16-1 (to the Browns)
>>157901600The face he makes when he hears his ankle creaking.
He's open
>>157901224Qwan'tez Stiggers.
>>157901652
>>157901554no one's gonna convince me this is real and not just pulled from a key & peele bit
>>157901608poo shiesty is a certified playmaker yessir also he gaped Jessica Alba mmhmmmm 'fraid so
Y’all know what’s annoying?? My girlfriend, my mom and my grandma all of a sudden are, and claim to have always been Dolly Parton fans. I didn’t know this prior to a few weeks ago. I’m so done with these eulogies. My mom was even like “you don’t talk shit on Dolly, she’s an American treasure like Betty White”. She’s a literal protected species in my life. I’m forced to listen to pro Dolly Parton propaganda day in and day out. God it’s like what I imagine being amongst a household of Chiefs fans is like.
>>157901869You forgot your pooh bear pic
>>157901869anyway go clots
>>157901794Was he even going for the ball?I don't see it at all
>>157900542>Bears>Double digit wins
>>157901904I love 'rena she will always be a gem however i did actually go out Friday night and i am probably going out again tonight so she can suck my farthole
>>157901930Yeah it flies over his head, if you look at the left half of the crowd in the background, you will see it come through easier.
PERSONAL FOULBREATHING IN THE VICINITY OF A GOLDEN BOY QUARTERBACKBALL WILL BE PLACED ON THE 1 YARD LINEAUTOMATIC UNTIMED, FREE PLAY, AND THE DEFENSE IS ONLY ALLOWED TO HAVE 7 PLAYERS ON THE FIELD
anyone else tired with how qb focus nfl discussions have become? there are 21 other starters that seemingly get ignored
>>157902107Its funny everybody just wanks to QBs when fucking Sam Darnold just won a super bowl off his defense
>>157902121worse instead theyll talk about how darnold is elite because he won a superbowl
>>157902107it's the dumbing down of discourse. These dudes can't be expected to actually know shit about different teams nor different aspects of the game so they put everything on the qb. Reminds me a lot of nba discourse
>>157902107what do you want people to talk about? Its illegal to play defense now, and there has never been more than 8 or so truly franchise worthy QBs playing at any given time.
>>157902107I'm more of a Safety connisseur myself
>>157902159Well the NBA is a shit game based entirely around one actual good player and people supporting himActually its pretty similar to soccer in that regard
>>157901904the 'rena
>Like me tits?? Bought them meself!
>>157902203it's 2026. If you're ugly, plain, fat, or not stacked then it's because you're poor or lazy. There's a fix for everything
>>157902234Bolt on tits look like dogshit retard. You'd have to be porn brained or a low IQ woman to think otherwise
>>157897628I picked this team after the Melbourne game, should I reconsider?
>>157902276cool opinion. I'm sure she and others like her will greatly value it, as well the men throwing money at them
>>157902105WHAT!?
>>157902203She needs to be wearing these glasses at all times, they bring her from a 6 to an 8.5
Tell me if it's Sneed that you needIf you gotta feed, I got the best Sneed minus seeds
>>157901652>I tried to hit Ray when he wasn't looking>I thought I had a good shot but I failed
>Bo Nixnot looking good under pressure...
>>157902293Yes you need to immediately switch to being a Ravens/Wions/Broncos/Cardinals broship fan
>>157902417>worst QBs under pressure>Bo Nix>Cj Stroud>Deshaun Watson>Drew Lock>Jordan Lovewonder what all these QBs have in common...
>EPA/dropback dropoff when pressured
>>157899771Didn’t Baker try running away from arrest once?
>>157902445They all play football?
>>157902505Baker was a bad boy in college. Somehow he dodged the Manziel bullet
>>157902507theyre all black
>>157902519Because underneath that exterior he’s a goofball. I don’t have that BAKEY dancing webm but that’s all you need to see
>>157902548Now he's a rich goofball.
*rapes your offence*
>>157902570He matured, he got to live the wild boy life in college and then just started being a serious goofball when he hit the NFL and started a family
>>157902588Kangz fans going to have a rude awakening when they play Bakey this Sunday
>>157898928Blacks should never be lonely because there will always be some white guy in their business, let a nigga read, damn.
>>157902505>>157902519>>157902548There's a big difference between a young kid being a dumb, spoiled, immature college student, and an actual sexual predator like Watson. Watson also seems lazy and entitled.
>>157898928In my personal experience (because I sucked) a game was mostly just a few hours of sitting around doing nothing. I bet it gets boring after that long playing.
How did Herbert land such a hottie?
>>157902605Bucs have been shitting themselves hard the last 2 years. I don't see a scenario where they stop the slide until Todd Bowel Movement gets canned
>>157898489I have taken at least 3 shits bigger than that in my life.
>>157902677It wasn't with playoff wins I can tell you that much
>>157900542>viqueers getting double digit winput the bong down nigga damn
>>157902677He's rich and lives in LA so he gets to meet all the hot, rich bitches all the time
*braaaaaaap*
>>157902890I would say Nabers doesnt deserve a brap post, but then remembered his knee is perma raped and he still doesnt have a QB
>>157902890Yikes
i can fix the chargers
>>157897698jetbros we made it
>>157902949we know, mike, but first you gotta get jim fired
>>157902949Ryback...
>>157902203plastic surgery should be free for everyone
>>157900025Only place they're actually weak is WR. It'll get better, but still not particularly good, when Bowers eventually comes back.
>>157902890We all talk shit about how the current generation of qbs are shit but a lot of these guys aren't exactly helping them out either.
>>157898489A guy back in my college days shit one out at least a foot long. Honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if this ‘record’ gets beat everyday stateside
>>157902321>2 billion indians throwing 1 rembi each at a whore more plastic than jenny means its a good thing dont forget to dilate your neovagina
>>157897828Actually it was 24 years ago thobeit.
thro feces was only able to squeak out 2 wins by a combined 10 points last year against senile pete and g*no “football terrorist” smith yup im thinkin my raidies finna sweep the series this year yessir
>>157900390Don’t forget he used the hype to fuck Colin cowherds daughter too.
the raiders are the house stark (novels) of the nfl
>>157900935Texans, ravens, and broncos are beatable. Best case I’d say 3 wins, tho if Allen tards out with a 2 int 2 fumble game, I can see salvaging 4.
>>157904218>raidurrs talking shit about anyone KWAB
I just have this weird feeling the Patriots are going to get curbstomped by the Jaguars on Sunday
>>157902890the redpill is that even nabers is shit because he can't stay healthy and he's still riding the high of being WR1 in an offense where the ball had absolutely nowhere else to go
>>157904398>beat gardner menshew and g*no im sure thsts a huge achievement for donkie subhumans
>>157904398I don't think the Kiwi realizes just what humiliating fags Broncos fans are viewed as, esp compared to the Raiders
>>157904809I don't think you realize you have to lick my hairy puckered anus daily mmhmmmm 'fraid so now hop to it
DA RAIDAS!Can they do it without Stukes? Mao sucks
>>157904438Jags are probably pretty mad about losing to their secret arch nemesis Broncos. Jags vs Broncos is a hidden rivalry no one talks about much.
>>157900152Looks like a list of former Browns QBs, maybe ranked by QBR or winning percentage
>>157904438The Pats defense is good but that offense is dogwater, I don't know what the fuck happened to Maye but his throws have been awful
>>157905083hezekiah will take >us to the promised land
>hezedindu mutombo
>his QBs entire full God given name is 5 letters
