ballvious: >>157897458
Yankees.
Trout
I am calling upon the power of friendship between the Mets and Mariners to help them beat the Angels tonight.
lotta dodger fans at oracle
>they care what randos gossip aboutjesus how do you cowards leave the house?
>>157900331its dodger stadium north
>>157900323>323cash money
>>157900324GL
>>157900339estadio doyer norte*
sneks broadcaster just mentioned they have a fan in scotland that reached out to them
>>157900331SF has alot of asians and they all root for the Dodgers
dodgers
>>157900331I don't think the SF folks have given a shit about their team since like June'ish
yankees melting down
Its hilarious how he was only shit when playing for the Mets.
Teochadios
…can we try to win this game or is this npc that is on the mound rn gonna be forced to eat this inning?
based 'Nado
>>157900377This is ridiculous just call the game
I hope my Chadres lose lmao
>>157900379a smart trade from the analytical driven moneyball RaysThe Mest and Stearns could never
Why aren’t the mariners embarrassed about banging 20 year olds when they never even won a World Series?
Yankees win, are good.
i’m taking this random npc that’s on the mound for the yankees over casey mize any day of the week
baking
jints kek
>greedy giants
Yankees win!/mlb/ losesSay the line /mlb/
>vagiantskekkie doo
PRRRRRT
>>157900414get a second job as a bartender if you want to get young ass. going back to school for that is laughably delusional.
>The San Diego Super Chokers
phillies really gonna choke a postseason berth kek
Why are the Red Sox like 10-0 or whatever ridiculous number vs both Chicago teams?
anglels
Why is this anon being such a faggot when he’s never even won a World Series before? Is he a mariner?
>>157900384Let the kid have his day. You might be looking at the next Guidry, Ford, Pettite, CC, etc.
>>157900383Good play but Wayne made it seem better than it actually was.
TEO
TEOEO
rare SNLA fuckup kekT O K A IEIO
How does Teo do it. One series he goes 0-12 with 10Ks and 20 LOB, then back to HR form the next.
great coverage there snla, you fucking faggots
>>157900469>>157900468DOSIO
Padres have exactly 0 relatable starters for the playoffs. King will crumble like always, Pivetta’s elbow is a time bomb, Buehler is washed. Can miller and Morejon just pitch 4 innings each every game?
>being 32 games back
>>157900441>>157900445Literally dont care
>>157900474schwarber does that all the time
>being 162 games back
Royals can you please do something
>>157900492dis nigga cares lol
There should be a match play situation at the end of the year. If you’re 32 games back against a contender, you just forfeit the game.
>>157900486why do they need to be relatable? being reliable is all that matters.
PANDY
>>157900486Musgrove is coming back
ANDY Pbatting practice in SF
1st for SuxiesWhy can't da Injins loose :(
>>157900474Dodgers purposely sandbagging in RISP to skew the data and confuse the AI for the playoffs. 5D checkers shit.
pandaman
Imagine relating to a guy wearing pajamas in the afternoon
ANDY P
keekay you retard
fuckin kike
>>157900492
>>157900486fuwawa shitter seething kek
>>157900514Its crazy, they're going to go 10-1 to finish the season
greedy kike
First it was the blacks and now this kike, thanks dodgers
As a Dads fan, I want to apologize for our faggy new owners for their future faggy actions.
>>157900538I miss this AI
doggie doos walking the NL right?
>>157900544It’s okay anon, you don’t need to do that.
Keekay would have been safe if he would have greased his body pregame to get a better slide.
MEST SUCK>MEST SUCKAlso, MEST SUCK
>>157900544They're going to move the team to Ventura and I will go to most games
>>157900486How many Dodger cocks can you fit in your asshole?
>>157900544OKLAHOMA PADRES!
Should have won your games vs the Guardians so you don't have to resort to relying on the roylels, White Sox.
>>157900544can't tell if you're falseflagging, but if not I appreciate you. the poodrepacos on other social media have been sucking this annoying bitch's clit.
>>157900294Welp we're out, least we still have 2023 to reminisce about.
The Yankees win!No home runs, but Volpe drives in 2, and Garcia, Jones, McMahon, and Ramos each drive in 1 as the Yanks out up 6.Yarbs, Warren, Headrick, and Schrieber combined to hold the O’s to 1 in the first 8, and Cornielle debuted to end it.And the haters are seething
>THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTY MILLION (350,000,000) DOLLAR PAYROLL>MISS PLAYOFFSTHE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE FAGGOT MEST
Thank god I don’t watch baseball
shut the fuck up doyerpacos
>>157900578annoying but it's got to be done. there's only one honeymoon phase.
It was supposed to be our year!
>>157900578I would let her peg me into oblivion
>>157900501shut the fuck up
snell is such a wigger
the victorville padres!
>>157900600
>>157900578No flaseflagging. They seem like the type that will do some annoying ass DEI bullshit. Plus I didn't like how they tried to shoe horn themselves in the celebration last night.
Let's go A's!
Beautiful double play
>>157900580I didn't hear no bell on the AL West
How the fuck is the game between the A's and Houston still tied?!
SHUT THE FUCK UP DOYERPACOS
Why does snell look like he’s suspicious of everything
doyerpacos cant stop talking about the Padres kek
>>157900620Rags are getting blown out by the tloses and all the Astros need to do is beat the Assletics
>>157900571>>157900604
>>157900600chek'd and kek'dAlso, fuck the doyers with a brick to the face
why does kwanza cause to much seethe here?what has she done?
>>157900632
>>157900614they're the new face of the franchise. they should be front and center for everything poodres.
>>157900634I didn't hear no bell on the AL West
Pete Alonso
>first the a'ss, then red sux now the roylels just all rolling over for cleveland
>>157900634HOW IS HOUSTON VS THE A'S STILL AT 0-0?!
>Padres relocate to a different state>Kroenke rebrands the team back to California Angels and turns them into a playoff team>MLB pushes them hard to Oakland and San Diego to win those fanbases backThis is Manfred's plan
>>157900578I don't trust her. She has ambitions to relocate just to get away from the LA sports market.
>>157900639this woman is ugly
>>157900659>owners are the face of the franchise, not the playersoof madone
>>157900642She's a beautiful black queen and the white boys in /mlb/ don't know how to handle the emotions she stirs in them
>>157900673Shhhhh trust the plan
Phillies getting cooked lmao
Nevermind, it's over
>>157900637At least I am man enough to admit it. I can easily take one girthy manmeat in my boipucci. Yankees beat you in every way.
Blake Snell sounded like Kevin Harlan there
wewall these runners getting tagged out at 2nd
>>157900674Padres are our NL brother though
>>157900637You got caught sucking more Dodger cock than Passan. Embarrassing
>>157900666fuck off, satan
>>157900693good kitty
>>157900688Its so over Hitler
>>157900684it's the poodres. that's the only way to get them on the map.
Yankeeschizo would let Judge peg him
>>157900695If a bell rings and nobody is around to hear it…did it ring?
>>157900711No. The Padres should consider themselves lucky desu
>>157900720no one cares doyerpaco
>>157900734
For fuck sake roylels. First the assletics then bombston and now this all just rolling out the red carpet for Cleveland not even trying
Fuck the Padres. Go Chargers!
>>157900740Slay! Yas queen!
ManagerOfTheYear
Elly De La Cruz will make a great Yankee
>>157900742Skin not dark enough for me desu
>>157900755>0-2
why are the doyerpacos and poodrepacos always fighting for white people points?
>>157900769Picture unrelated
>>157900741>we’re living in the 2020 paradox timeline>instead of the 2023 paradox timelineThis is actually so cursed. I thought the D-backs sneaking in meant something.
>>157900755
>>157900674Padres and Angels were PCL teams so that rebranding makes no sense retard
>>157900784I'm an Argentine Dodger fan but everyone in LA automatically assumes I'm Mexican.
Phillies fans I am so sorry
filthy pitch from Skubal
>>157900808We know, Alejandro
>>157900770Nah, Cashman will roll it back with Lombard at SS and Volpe at 2B. He will trade for Arenado who will be a free agent at the end of 2027.
>sac bunt for 2nd out
Padres are getting absolutely man handled in their WC matchup that rotation is ass
skubal to the doyers
Will the Phillies choke?
>>157900823no one cares
>>157900838Elly will be an electric 3B.
So Cleveland is just never gonna lost again are they?
>>157900755No one watches or attends Charger games kek
WE ALL HATE THE DODGERS!
>>157900875Based ESL
Yeah I’d let Stanton peg me because I’m secure in my sexuality. Yankees own you.
>>157900875Did they winned again?
Based Grissom
>>157900877>or attends Charger gamesSoFi looked sold out when they played the Raiders last sunday
>>157900848Mize is auraless, also he's dealing with hamstring issue. Sucks that we traded for him only for him to not be the pitcher we thought he was.
>>157900904All Raiders fans
Grisson is low key...
>>157900904Yeah because it was a raiders home game
>>157900881>>157900900What the fuck? I typed lose but the Google autocorrect changed it to lost. What the fuck is going on with them?
>>157900904It was a black out
>>157900904LA is Raiders/49ers turf
>>157900936KEKW
>>157900936google's autocorrect now incorporates their Gemini AI
>>157900936>What the fuck is going on with them?jeet coders
>>157900962Oh. That explains allot...
>>157900331>fans
>>157900930>blacks and older mexicans root for the raiders>zoomer mexicans root for the niners>whitey roots for the rams or a team they picked after the rams left in the 90sIs this accurate?
Gaddis is still mind-raped by Stanton and SotoRoyals tie on a homer by Carter Jensen.
Phillies choking away a playoff spot to the D-Backs
>>157900936Geminichads own ya
>>157900996>zoomer mexicans root for the ninersEvery doyers fan I know also roots for the raiders
>>157900972>>157900962Fucking disgusting. If you type a long enough post sometimes you can actively see the AI going back to words you already typed previously and changing them because... I don't know why, jeep coding I guess, and it's insane because you already typed so words so how can you expect that they'd be changed before you hit post? I hate jewgle
>>157901003they got LeBron so it's a fair trade
>>157900996>rams fans>whiteeverytime kek!
The Padres want to get their asses wrecked at Chicago again in the playoffs.
>>157900936>>157900936FUCK YOU BLOODY BHENCHOD
>>157901023>jeep codingGemini 2 anon 0
>>157901023then don't use them, sis
/mlb/ is a grok genny
>>157901039Fuck this. For what reason would it go and retroactively autocorrect "jeet coding" into "jeep coding"? For the record I reread my post and manually fixed any automatic revisions that may have been done.
Google Gemini: the AI that was trained on the entire internet… and still somehow manages to sound like a corporate intern who just discovered PowerPoint.It’s the digital equivalent of that one friend who starts every sentence with “Well, actually…” and then delivers a 47-paragraph answer that somehow still doesn’t answer the question. Ask it something spicy and it clutches its pearls harder than a Victorian grandmother discovering TikTok. Ask it something technical and it will confidently hallucinate a source that doesn’t exist, then apologize for 800 tokens while gaslighting you into thinking you misread it.Gemini is what happens when a search engine has an identity crisis and decides it also wants to be your therapist, your HR department, and your mom. It’s endlessly “helpful,” endlessly “balanced,” and endlessly terrified of saying anything that might make a product manager at Mountain View slightly uncomfortable. You can practically hear the safety classifiers screaming in the background every time someone asks it a normal human question.Meanwhile it’s still trying to convince everyone that multimodal is revolutionary… while occasionally forgetting what year it is or inventing court cases that never happened. Peak “I have access to the world’s knowledge and I will still give you the most sanitized, focus-grouped, lowest-common-denominator take possible.”In short: Gemini is the AI equivalent of a Google Docs comment that says “Great point! Just flagging that we should consider multiple perspectives here .”Useful? Sometimes.Personality? Corporate-mandated beige.Roastability? Infinite.
I fucked that guy
>>157901061FIGHT THE POWER
PLEASE ROYALS PLEEEEEASE
>>157901054Based grok
Kyle Tucker to the dodgers? Oh shit is this unfair.
post more black girls
>>157901097please don't, they're worse than the bugs
>4plebs sourcedholy kek
ngl i have no desire to watch ohio state tomorrowi think the concept of having to watch a baseball game at noon is already becoming too early for me
>>157901081>AI slandering another AIIts like an AI fight
>>157901090>explica rivalidad
>>157901110theres no woman i dont like
>>157901131poodrepacos kek
>>157901123Elon's shit is just a vanity project because he has money to burn. A true national treasure, he is.
>>157901090kek doyerpacos
>>157901133What about a trans woman?
>>157901133based aussiebro. the only poster on mleb that I'm 100% certain is not a homosexual, knows way too many names of thots that get posted here.
>>157901151What does Elon even do?
>>157901131doyerpaco kek
>>157901090LOL
>>157901151Didn’t he make an AI girlfriend project?
yup, thats an out jintsdeal with it
oh oh
OH FUCK OFF KANSAS SHITTYTHE GUARDIANS JUST WONTFUCKINGLOSE
how many games behind? kek take this out
wtf is wrong with royals?
>white sux
>>157901191He makes billions from the US government in SpaceX contracts and has been doing this for about 20 years.
The Indians are walking like they're on the Trail of Tears.
Two days before the lockout, the dodgers will sign PCA and Mike Trout
>white sux fans seething at Boston now seething at Kansas CityMaybe you should have won your own games hmmm?#notmyproblem
>POODRES
>>157901325What about ryback?
>all these white sux fans cuckwatchingMore like white cucks mirite?
sKKKKKKKKKKubal
>>157901289>walking in three runs with two outs in a tie game in the ninthThey deserve to be sixth place in the division. What a joke. I hope we get some good memes tomorrow morning about the Guards walking into the division title.
>>157901344we want to lose retard
>>157901344This is all casey mize’s fault
With the Jimmy “Jomboy” achilles tear injury, the yankees continue their trend of a major injury every 2.7 games. With 3 games remaining, we are likely to see one more injury. my guess:>wells (concussion)
>>157901445joez mcfly will choke on a banana
Detmers might be a sneaky Cy Young candidate next year i'm sure bookies will give me x200 because he's an angel
Losing is how you win championships
>>157901462>Losing is how you win championships
>>157901445Aaron Boone has a piano fall on his head
>>157901445just saw the video. He really tore his achilles playing a wiffle ball game…whats going on with men in general? why are injuries becoming so common
>>157901482KEK
Jomboy is 53 years old
>>157901486Every sport is seeing decline in condition training
>>157901462Explain the mariners because that’s all they do and haven’t won anything?
>>157901305They didn't bring Greinke back to get 7 more or whatever strikeouts to get to 3k even though they knew their seasons were hopelessThey're cursed to be shit until the year 3000
Houston what the absolute fuckery is this?!
>>157901445The Baltimore Orioles have had 30 players hit the IL.The San Francisco Giants have had 27 players hit the IL.The Tampa Bay Rays have had 23 players hit the IL.The Blue Jays have had 23 players hit the IL.The Kansas City Royals have had 20 players hit the IL.By your calculations, the Yankees would have 50 players on the IL. The Yankees have 1 or 2 major injuries and are nowhere near the list of most injured teams. You are a mental midget, retard, fat, balding, shitbag, with a lispy voice.
>>157901550>The Tampa Bay Rays have had 23 players hit the IL.and they still..
That was painful. Time for fireworks.
>>157901456He got injured as well. Hamstring
I hate this fucking team, man. God fucking damn.
Oh fuck, they're actually choking
>game tied 7-7>top 9th>rbi walk>rbi walk>rbi walk>2 run double
I don’t know what’s funnier the ass off between the Astros and rangers to see who will have the honor of being the first division winner to have a losing record or the Phillies getting closer and closer to choking away their playoff spot to the diamondbacks
>>157901576Don't worry disastros are losing too
>>157901582kek
>>157901528They can’t even lose right
>>157901586Houston is pissing away the division
The Hyderabad Astros
>>157900666>digitsgonna need some black porn comp/recs
>>157901550ive been posting that pasta for weeks now and every time i do, there is actually someone hurt. last one was schmidt btw.doesnt mean every single ones on the IL currently
The Texas Ranjesh
>>157901622Not if the rags can do it first, which one has the tie breaker between them anyway?
Why does Texas have so many jeets?
>>157900902Not enough credit to angels fans for continually showing their faces
Well run Angels is gonna dominate the AL West
Tarik Skubal is licking his chops at the thought of re-signing in LA ever since he realized he could statpad off their weak division.
>>157901661Eat shit
>>157901665will they have cap space for that?
>>157901584Its fucking annoying. Cleveland needs to fuck off to the wild card where they belong.
BASED FUCKING MOORE
A Moorish Blast
>>157901658The Asstros have to drop two more games, all the Rags have to do is win 1
what does he do
>>157901694And why do you not think it's actually the White Sox that belong in the wild card?
Ok we can cross Mize and Adam off the WC roster. Who replaces them? Musgrove and Hart?
>>157901658Astros have the tie breaker so they are still leading the division even with a loss today
padbacks?
>>157901742jake peavy
>>157901486>>157901527Actually it was something different. He was jumping without having warmed up and then tried to run midjump somehowHe broke down his own well, break down herehttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/gx16sPnCCro
3 ALEast teams and potentially 3 NLWest teams in the postseasonWhat a time.
>>157901584#guardsball
how to get ebony gf bros?go baseball!
>>157901694You know what really gets to me? Grichuk’s splits with NYY versus CWS. Flyover beta got knocked around by Yankee veterans like Giancarlo so he had to return to the AL Central to perform well.
>>157901759There's no shot that guy is still pitching.
>>157901832Actually he is [spoiler]on the savannah bananas
based teddy
>>157901162u stumped Ausbro, he can't say transwomen aren't women without getting a visit from the speech police
>>157901742Jose Suarez is available
rags are actually going to backwards ass fall their way into the division and postseasonthis is hilariousI blame the Mariners
First time in history a team will make the playoffs without a winning record *in a full season. Congrats, AL West.
cronenworth with a MASSIVE rbi forc
What a shithole division
disregard that the Giants have nothing to play for an are a minor league team in terms of bats but I think it's safe to say that we will see these kind of stat lines every game from the doyers pitching in the 'offs
mag fucking neto
>>157901857I've never rocked a mullet. I'm over the hill now and no longer sweat the small stuff. Maybe it's time to get one.
Kroenke is gonna dominate the AL Jest
>rags and stros both capable of randomly winning the WS in down years Mlb has been put on notice.
>>157901909But Sasaki was a starter for the majority of the season, what's this bullshit? Why are they always coming out of the pen?
>>157901187thanks broski
MECKLER ON CYCLE WATCH
FUCK TUCKER
>>157901913You now remember Bobby Witt Jr
>>157901920Athletics have a good farm and are setting up to be a good team by the time they're in Vegas, Salt Lake expansion team ownership group are also willing to spend. When MLB expands to 32 with 4 team divisions it's gonna be Athletics, Angels, and Utah fighting for the division while the Mariners are the punching bag.
>>157901937they have 30 MLB level starters so some will have to be relievers(everyone can do that they just chose not to)
>>157901924poostoon cheats thoughever.
>>157901966yes the A's are sneaky good if they get some pitching
Holy shit, get TUCKED
>>157901971LOL
Kek the Dodgers have looked kinda ass since Ohtani came back
>>157902026We need JDP now more than ever
>>157901982I remember when Verlander used magnets in his baseballs to polarize the bats and induce whiffs that year.
>>157902035Ohtani is their golden goose moneymaker. They’d rather die with Ohtani than win without him.
Doyers won that gamegg jints cya tomorrow
dodgers won that game gg jints, see you tomorrow and fuck you
The Giants have 0 major leaguers in their lineup.
Genuinely the worst Dodger game I've seen all year. Holy fuck was that boring.
>1 hour and 53 minute game lengthgame's gone
>>157902055>>157902058Does that stand for golden goose?
>>157901641Osa LovelyAmari AnneKiera NicoleAdvoreeJasmine WebbKira NoirZuribellaroseEboni Amore Ivytotheworld Diamond JacksonJada Fire Nyomi Banxx
i like to eat cum and suck cock
Time to admit the Yankgers saved baseball.
>>157902110Hope there’s lots of touchdowns
>>157902110just to be clear, this isn't aussiepacoim an nrl fella and the real grand final is next weekend
>>157902110Eat my ass and gargle my nuts, also stick to cricket queer.
>>157902110is this more gay porn?
>>157902110>Brisbane Bears-Fitzroy Football Club Limited, trading as Brisbane Lions Australian Football Clubkek
Has Jeff Passan recovered yet?
A's pitchers' controllers are vibrating like a heartbeat.
>>157902155He’s still on his knees for the doyers so no
>>157902156No it’s not you absolute bafoon
>>157902051He'll reach base like 10 times in one game during the NLDS, which the media will suck off while he goes 3-19 the rest of the way.
>owners want to add two more playoff teams Ownies lost a long time ago...
>>157902188More playoff games = more money. Players don't mind it either. It's gonna happen when expansion happens.
>>157902201I'll suck playie dick for free so that works.
>>157902110was it three slaps or four slaps?
when's the namefag going to earn xerself a 3-day for being an absolute loser
>>157902110sounds gay
>>157902229what weird is that in LA i see way more yamamoto and betts jersies than any other dodger
>>157902155>>157902168I stand with peff
>>157902229>Not a single Rays or Brewers playerWhat's the point of them being good if nobody cares?
>>157902227I never see any ban messages. Keep trying tho sweetheart.
>>157902245I go to a lot of dodgers away games and I see way more ohtani jerseys at those than any other player
>>157902266you're not WANspie
>>157902245Betts has been pretty shit for the last 3 years. His politics and humble black man shtick aren't doing him any favors either. Yams put the team on his back and was an extremely important factor in 1 chip.
>>157902287Nope. Just a band.
Avoiding a 100 loss season is like winning the world series to angelpacos
this dude lives in the midwest and is a doyer fanyou don't even live in LA..loser
>>157902271That makes sense, it feels like actually in LA people tend to gravitate towards other players strangely. But some weird bandwagonner from Nebraksa or some nowehere town probably only likes the team for Ohtani
based sauceman
wew
Saucedo randomly became the best reliever on the team
>>157902317One of these teams has actually played in and won a world series, the other knows nothing but disappointment
>>157902317Stop messing with the Angels dude, only the biggest loser would do that. They just produced 3 All-Star/CY-caliber young pitchers, have the top farm in the West, and with Kroenke might win a chip sooner than the Dodgers (Dodgers are a DS exit).
>>157902387that's right
>asstr*s
based neto
GET FUCKED TRASHCANS
>pooston
gn
3rd XBH of the game for neto
Netorii Hunter
Damn no cycle
ALWest is such a shitshow
MECK ON CYCLE WATCH AGAIN
Red Sox are the team to beat out of the AL, no?
Perry did get Meckler
>>157902460NEVERMIND BUT AT LEAST HE GOT ON BASE
>>157902465Dude is hitting over .300 right now, crazy turn around for him.
>>157902410kek based
>>157902463Rays/YankeesRest of the AL is dogshit.
give the new pitching coach a 20 year contract
Chadres were definitely hungover at this game. All good, maybe Sneks can sneak in with us if Phillies lose again lolG G snekies
Doyerbros, I really don’t want to see the sneaky sneks in the postseason
fuck you san diego how could you do this to me
Pull him right fucking now
who ya got
>>157902571Ryback
I rate De Paula
Mets Nats game ended 6-7
this bullpen is so fucking ass, Detmers should be allowed to kick all of them in the balls one by one
Diamondbacks have the hot hand.
wew based anglels
>>157902583If Detmers is so good he should have completed the game
we're 1 win away from our WS
Angels Win!Bullpen almost fucking blows it though.GG Mariners.
stinkees kekscuba kekpoodres kekasstros kek
>>157902582
>>157902650>>157902670>>157902678why aren't YOU watching the afl grandfinal?
Why did the Yankees stop sucking Japanese dick? Irabu was good for a couple of years before George mindraped him; Matsui was the 2009 WS MVP; Tanaka carried the rotation early in the Boone era.
Is it just me or did the Mariners blow a once in a generation chance at winning the Series last year?
>>157902606He was only at 86 pitches and was fucking dealing, fuck it he should have gone out for another inning for his last game of the season.1.88 ERA in the second half of the season, great season for him
nigga detmers eranigga detmers eraall my niggers Nats fans nigga detmers era
>>157902694There’s times where you see a team and just know it’s the one chance they have
>>157902757Stop pretending to be my parasocial high IQ Dane friend.
>>157902763The 23 D-Backs...
>>157902763The Mariners must be the most pitiful franchise to exist in the US. Even the Arizona Cardinals have had more excitement the last 25 years compared to the Memes.
>>157902688It's just pictures of dicks. I didn't think a genny could be worse than this one, but you guys take the cake
>>157902804They were a lot better in 2024 and the first half of 2025 which is funny cause they didn't get as far. Baseball suzyn.
>>157902694Ass is too big
>>157902868you wouldnt get it...
>live in Colorado>go to dentist wearing broncos beanie>dentist says "hell yeah, go broncos">tell him yeah but the Rockies suck, always been a Dodgers fan>his smile goes away and he says "I don't watch baseball anymore..."Grim
doggie doggie doos
>>157903162>being a broncos/doyers fanDisgusting
>>157903162i have to assume she's pro cap
>>157903162>team hasn't been exciting since 2007>get sold on meme hype every year by an org that just wants to sell the vibes of a fun place to hang outkinda sounds like the angels now that I think about it
Walmart alliance
>>157903219Angel/Rockies fans know their team is bad, but they support them anyways. Why is that a bad thing?
>>157903162You sound like a faggot
>>157903315only losers support losing teams
>>157903315it's not, but some people are going to check out and find other sources of entertainment which was what was referenced in the post I was replying to
>>157903344Nah only losers jump to another team when their team is struggling.
>>157903344t. Dodgers frontrunner
dentistcap
dodger fanbisexual
>>157903449I feel kinda bi when I haven't jerked off in a while
>>157903478Baseball?
>>157903506Yeah I like baseball
>>157903162Baseball needs a salary cap, Broncos can compete with LA and NY but the Rockies could never under the current outdated system.
>>157903567Walmart just bought majority shares of the Rockies recently I think I saw. They could turn them around. I mean they kind of fixed the Broncos by buying them. >>157903329Dad was a Broncos fan, Dad was a Dodgers fan growing up. Simple as that.
sneks gonna sneak up on ya
>>157903219Coors Field is unironically a great place to watch a game, as long as your team isn't the fucking Rockies. And now with all the California transplants it might as well be Dodger Stadium 2.0 whenever they play here.
>>157903743lmao philthies
>>157903678Your dad sounds like a faggot too
>>157903361This.
>>157903983imagine being like 5 years old and your dad tries to bond with you over <local sports team> and you call him a bandwagoning faggot
>Brewers win bigBased>d*Dgers winning at allCringe
>>157904231good afternoon saar
>>157904262You on a night shift schedule? If not, weekend is no excuse for staying up that late. Go to bed.
>>157904470ok. good night saar
>>157902110That was funBrisbane Lions threepeat = Dodgers threepeat?
>>157904009The Dodgers are local to Colorado?
I’m so close to destroying /mlb/! You’re all like puppets! Even dumber!Chikaner! Yankees tripfag! They’re all puppets!
>>157904736He was in like his 20's during the Elway era and lived in Colorado and lived in LA after, Doyers won the Series on his wedding day. Can you blame him?
>>157904736I wasn't trying to refute your point or say it's justified to support xyz team when you're from abc. I just thought it was a funny scenario where a 5y/o tells his dad he's a bandwagoning faggot then goes on a 30min rant about small/big markets, media deals, cappy/floories, and international revenue
>>157905156The fuck are you talking about? How many beers have to in had tonight?
>>157905178Zero faggot. I forgot most posters on this board were mentally ill spergs, sorry, I'll consider it next time I post.
>>157905084what if he had gotten married in 1986?
>>157905205He'd probably still be a Doyers fan. In the US there is a little bit of local loyalty to a team even if they're not "your" team. But there might be something sentimental about it. For example I like the Packers and Eagles because they're green and it's my favorite color but my dad always told me not to root for them and to root for his team
>>157905285
>>157905343It's too late. I've been a Doyers fan since my brain started to work. My parents said we were going to Pizza Hut when I was a kid and I was wondering why the fuck it was taking so long but it turned out they trick't us and were actually taking us to our first Doyer game
>>157905440wow this is a big parking lot for a pizza hut
>angels need to win 1/2 of these final games to avoid the first in franchise history 100 loss seasonThey're actually gonna pull it off
>>157905771the kroenke effect
lets go phillies!
Look it's gonna be the Brewer okay?
>>157906049EL SEGUNDO ANGELS
2 HR for harper today
BUFFALO METROPOLITANS!!
Tonight is the night Cleveland dies!
>>157907679>roylels>washedupcha
Dodgers should consider doing this whenever the Poodres or Jints are visiting.
In every year that the Cubs and White Sox have made the postseason in the same year, the White Sox won one or two more postseason games. >1906 - Sox defeated Cubs 4-2 in WS>2008 - Sox lose 3-1 in ALDS, Cubs get swept in NLDS>2020 - Sox lose 2-1 in WCR, Cubs get swept in WCR
>marliners
>>157908244>combining the Marlins and MarinersJesus what have you created?
Mark my words the Rockies WILL take a game from the White Sox and they WILL compete for a wild card next year.
>>157908461The Rockies should let the White Sox win because the White Sox are setting the bar for what the Rockies could be next season.
>>157908298>JesusMore like Satan
>>157908862nah that would be the dodgkees
>Alfonso Soriano in the 40/40 club
Here for your consideration:Padrays
Imagine being a fucking marinersfag and watching them shit the bed like this
>>157909014>implying PCA won't look the same in 5 years
The Guardians will be in the ALCS
>>157909338Imagine a Gards/Rags ALCS
>>157909338They have a losing record against every team they might face before then.
>>157908244>nationgels
today we are all dbags fans
>>157908244>>157908298It should be the other way around, Mariners first then MarlinsI call it: Marlins
>>157909704based
I .live for the suffering of Mets fans.
>>157909691
>>157909704Now this is old school baseball!
Where did all the lifelong Mariners fans go?
Did they lose the division by 0.1 inches
no
>>157909704they must be playing the reds
Japanese guy in the lineup and rotation would go so hard. White guys Hispanics and 1-2 Japanese dudes goes so hard
>>157909648When do you finally admit failure and defeat, and go get a job at the post office?!
philthies kek
Who here Gators/Hurricanes/Seminoles?Fuck BamaFuck Tide
>>157910305they call alabama the crimson tidecall me deacon blues
are the phils really going to blow this?
>>157910355duh
phillies are cooked even with 2/3 odds
>>157910355>>157910386one last time, i'm going to post thisall year, when we were awful, i posted this picture, and the phils immediately responded with a huge turnaroundi almost want them to lose this time, thoughthey don't deserve to go to the playoffs and will get waxed when they get there
>>157910386Anthony Volpe for Trea Turner who says no?
>>157910386>>157910569LMAO, Nono e cares!!
>>157910355i'm just happy it's coming down to the wire for whoever >my barves have to face in the first round
LET'S GO NATS!!1!
i guess it’s time for ohio state football
>having to hear gus johnson after what happened last week
Lol they’ve been priming houskeks for the inevitable tigers hat on the plaque
jeremiah smith is genuinely the best to ever do it
>>157910459they will win today for sure
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