its jansens world we're just living in it
>>157905214Its Kohli's world and you are just living on it. Jansen got played around like toys by literal amateurs in the IPL and the t20 wc
>>157905246
Didn't Kohli go like 5 years without scoring a century
>>157905246all rounders are the best players in the gameyour puny poohli couldn't bowl out /cric/s best batsperson (bard)
Think im dying lads
>>157905375Can i have your stuff when it happens big dog
>>157905401you can have it all so long as you promise to look after me cat
at bouldering lads
V5?
/COUNTY/ Championship, LAST ROUND, Day 2/HIGHLIGHTS & REPORTS/>Division One Glamorgan 505.v Essex 100/7.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c6rr4venevdyohttps://youtu.be/_tFmB2VtGJkHampshire 128.v Sussex 244. & 216/5.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cvj643nd18jpohttps://youtu.be/cOKenSGGLGUNottinghamshire 251. & 55/3.v Yorkshire 179.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cq0klmp1kmjrohttps://youtu.be/Ij5-0BF3CawSomerset 222/3.v Surrey 422.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cvwyzl1kgd21ohttps://youtu.be/MhdLAgCinfYWarwickshire 372.v Leicestershire 125. & 55/3.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cm1581px08ywohttps://youtu.be/szBp6R625Ls>Division Two Kent 353.Gloucestershire 229. & 61/2.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cq5yj6lwn9zlohttps://youtu.be/kauwnLNiklMLancashire 10/0.v Durham 493.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c6y4zkpg8vlpohttps://youtu.be/ZZSQktZn8LoMiddlesex 255.v Northamptonshire 103. & 249/7.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cmwyzr7n0kwrohttps://youtu.be/bUerM-EgXwEWorcestershire 214. & 203/9.v Derbyshire 88.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c6x2z7pg109yohttps://youtu.be/pSxekmNi_pY
YFO
don't think anyone with welsh genetics has ever got to V5 tbf
eliot Stephens mate
just climbed a purple lads
>>157905246>Indian pushing T20 and IPL as the pinnacle of cricketClassic
unironically not cricket
bouldering is closer to cricket than t20
>>157905795I wish he would for once climb a real cliff and then fall to his death because his weakling arms can’t support him. Then he’d stop shitting this place up.
>>157905922
looks like the peewee brown noser of neek number 2 is in
neek is a london grime artists' wordbut certain man apparently hates london hmm
it's a Welsh word
Its used to describe welsh people would actually make sense to originate there
>Hates reddit>Does the most reddit hobby>Hates Donedon>Spends more time in Donedon than anyone on /cric/>Hates t20>Talks about it more than test cricketReally makes you think
I like that the fall album with the song about the guy from Can
jeet umpire didn't give this as a wide and japan would've won if he did but it's definitely not a rigged sport lmao
*be's looking up Hasaranga's stats*wtf this guy is elite
>>157905214BRAPPPPUMAAaaya¿ aaaamioirite??
big fan of looking up sri Lanka cricketers first-class averages me
*presents a dadc award*
>>157906655bouldering isn't Redditboulderers, in general, are
>>157905375who isn't?
hanging out with some very posh peoplegod I love hanging out with posh people I suppose if youre Cameron winter you just hang out with posh people all the time
To jump from V4 to V5 bouldering, you must build stronger body tension and master advanced techniques like lock-offs, heel hooks, and precise foot placement
you must also not be welsh
Lol I can climb v57a is trickier but I'm getting there
nobody cares about this boring neekwonder what the protag scored today
Any cric on today?
rapidly running out of funds might have to sell some Avax-avalanche
zachy mate when are we becoming millionaire's off parsiq again? swear you said 2023 would be our yearI chucked about 75% of my saving in and I'm absolutely not from tarq landlord stock
yeah I am sorry about that mateguess I got a bit carried awayI would suggest, being crypto-conscious is still ultimately a good thing
>>157905246>Muh IPL>Muh T20WCNot cricket.
>>157907162are you blind its literally inside the line lol
the road to ODI wc begins Tomorrow 2026. 3 ODIs Vs West Indies (H). 5 ODIs Vs New Zealand (A). 3 ODIs Vs Sri Lanka (H). 2027. 3 ODIs Vs Zimbabwe (H). Asia Cup 2027 (A). 4/6 ODIs Vs South Africa (A).Last time the buildup to the wc was shit since they crammed a t20 wc in the 2022 cricket season and then a wtc final just 6 months after, although we still have a wtc final next year, things will be much clearer this time around
what happened last WC final again?
If people can break you with words, they will
>>157911076grimThe boundary rope was a mistake
the boundary rope was fine. cricket's golden age was the 70s-90s>T20 cricket was invented by Stuart Robertson, the marketing manager of the England and Wales Cricket Board (ECB), in 2001trying to become club-first like football killed the sport. If I had a time machine I would stop Stuart
https://youtu.be/tBZMc9ue6mw?is=QhwNiRxjhPlks6a5Imagine unironically embracing the ball being hit over the fence. I think you have to be like 80 IQ
>>157911209>>157911151i think its a double edged sword like on one hand more t20 means less time for FC cricket, less revenue for first class players and overall less viewership since zoomers have shit attention spans but one the other hand its also the easiest way to grow the sport in nations that otherwise would never bother with becoming a full member nation and then player first class, Ireland beating India, Zimbabwe beating Australia, Nepal almost upsetting England , Japan giving india a threat, these kind of results are only possible in t20 cricket that has high unpredictability and the differences in overall skills of players get less apparent. That's why Bangladesh winning a test match in australia this summer was such a massive deal, 5 days and 4 innings is a VERY long time for stronger sides to recover even after having a shit session or even a shit day for that matter. ODIs are sort of the middle ground where semi decent teams like sl, bangladesh, afghanistan can regularly shine but T20 is the real deal for themUltimately it depends on what you want your cricket to be. Thankfully at least as of now we get enough of both forms to keep all sides satiated
>>157911307its also why soccer is so popular btw, you can score one fluke goal and then just bus park for the next 90 mins with 20% possession and still win, its not common but it has happened a lot more frequently than fluke wins in cricket which are almost 0
I am blind and you are uglyIt's so easy to want you
I might just declare my undying love to her What's the worst that could happen
Offering her my undying love has crossed my mind
The alt. Welsh national anthem https://youtu.be/E7t8eoA_1jQ?is=NnrLT4HLrkl65gzq
cricket the morrow.
ODI in 2026 isn't quite cricketIt was cricket up until about 2012-13 I'd say
>Warks 2nd half of the season>play 2 (two) Hindu /strongminds/ Manav SUTHAR and Vansh JANI>win 5/6>win the championshipLiterally that easy for us SanatanisHindu /strongminds/ Jaydev UNADKAT and Kuldeep YADAV saving s*ssex and yorkshite shitters' seasons tooDenounce your false gods and repeat:Om Nama Shivaya
https://youtu.be/EqWRaAF6_WY?si=iPGV443h-q9FdTZe
Netanyahu- What you see in Gaza is the opposite of genocide (spoken in a retarded yank accent by a polish man), whose actual surname is Mileikowsky
go on and remind us what your pm (sharif) said fella x
>>157914832ROCK THE CASBAHROCK THE CASBAHhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ9r8LMU9bQ
I'm sorry but that netanyahu yank accent is really weirdReally gives me the ick
>>157914544Om Nama Shivaya!!>>157914863chOoon
ask a hindu what they actually believe and they'll just wobble their head
It's not even yank It's like some weird distorted yankIt just sounds like hell to me
>>157914932>goooGOOOgaaaGAAA
And you, my father, there on the sad height,Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray.Do not go gentle into that good night.Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
currently doing a think about mr bowen posting at the same time as the seething jeet personareally really coincidental how they're always online together
yeah so basically we worship any god, theres thousands of them. Don't worry about morality or sin just don't eat cows and remember to light your trash on fire before you throw it in the river.
>>157915429see>>157915100
reminder sebshit admitted to being a first gen jeetthis means he's unironically one of the wobblehead scammer times lmao
>deletedUh oh stinky hyrox shitting convict seething
see how fast my head is wobbling? that means you're seething
>see how fast my head is wobbling?t. Phil Hughes
too soon mate..
Imagine being a poo lmao
imagine being a rug
imagine being inside a pajeeta corr
why was jam boy rambling on about random shite at 1am again? he's approaching 40 so would've thought he'd got over this habit now
/COUNTY/ Championship, LAST ROUND, Day 3/HIGHLIGHTS & REPORTS/>Warwickshire editionhttps://youtu.be/-Bc0R70XF3U>Division One Glamorgan 505.v Essex 129. & 331/5.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cmqxvvrn78vdohttps://youtu.be/CevC85JwiRsHampshire 128. & 238. v Sussex 244. & 319/9dec.>RESULT: Sussex win by 197 runs.>Hants are relegated.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cklyjj58vp8vohttps://youtu.be/PqPaL79WWpMNottinghamshire 251. & 85. v Yorkshire 179. & 159/9.>RESULT: Yorks win by 1 wicket.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cm7800d2jq91ohttps://youtu.be/egCC9vpo0kcSomerset 691/8.v Surrey 422.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cmvgyydv34ggohttps://youtu.be/jQY0YKFKSa4Warwickshire 372. v Leicestershire 125. & 168.>RESULT: Warwickshire win by an innings and 79 runs.> Warwickshire are 2026 County Champions https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c64g77l1p0z2ohttps://youtu.be/sOfzRBuUxHk>Division Two Kent 353. & 120/2. v Gloucestershire 229. & 241.>RESULT: Kent win >Kent are promoted.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cqgmrrg07gl1ohttps://youtu.be/gdz5C_M2u30Lancashire 267/5.v Durham 493.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c5n4kkz2d7n1ohttps://youtu.be/ZZSQktZn8Lohttps://youtu.be/9IcuZ-iltEMMiddlesex 255. & 134/3. v Northamptonshire 103. & 285.>RESULT: Middx win by 7 wicket.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cm9w44k9rgydohttps://youtu.be/bUerM-EgXwEhttps://youtu.be/Sik-VorNWWgWorcestershire 214. & 206. v Derbyshire 88. & 157. >RESULT: Worcs win by 175 runs.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cmn8eejlq3y9ohttps://youtu.be/zoO2GqSK5ak
Final Fantasy V
Aussie win easy today
>>157922476we cannot win if xavier shartlett plays
Can't believe the English summer of cricket ends today
don't really care desu, because it was shit
>>157922506He’s fine Id be more worried about the overall batting
Australia always plays like shit when against South Africa
lmao Bavuma is literally on Air chatting with the comms when on strike and he smacked hospitalwood for a four and six Godvuma for a reason
Just an add on: Dean Elgar played his last FC innings yesterday for Essex. Made a century and was part of a 166 run partnership with Westley, which will hopefully (touch wood) save the draw for Essex.
brown noser of dean elgar in again I see
any Welsh master race lads in?
>>157922432VI*
>>157922937
>>157923008who's that? does he like cricket?
>>157923008zachy looks far more like this than brando
is this general pro or anti fin vs history
I don't think this general is pro anything
zachy's recent bouldering videos and pics should be featured in the posters for fin. it really shouldn't work that well desu
>>157923008looking good mate
Useless cunt
yeah thanks for that 70 IQ pozzie
How many runs will south Africa win by today?
>>157923008kek
not known for their IQ
Reminder Zachy can only do 22 pullups the 30 pullups claim was just a sad plea for attentionhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/jM7c-pPe2tw
>>157923090I'm sorry that wasn't directed at you I'm just very upset
SA need to avenge Zimbabwe - who were robbed btw
dinosaur ancient vidmay as well be a vid of a t rex
just leaving bertz world in FF VCan tell the game is going to get difficult soon
hey kabooms :))
>>157923136same arms
*bartz
Fuck off you black cunt
>>157923148
>>157923148aha yeah
>>157923148kekkk
>>157923158coRRR
>I-I don't go to reddit sofa gyms>literally a black sofa in the vidol toothpick arms only uploads statpadded '''triumphs'''
Johnny bairstow won a game for Yorkshire grim (being ironic I don't really hate him)
>>157923103i counted like 4-5 of ACTUAL pullups
Any of you blokes watching the cricket?
is any bouldering gym that has a sofa Reddit?you might be right 'hey guys, grab a coffee, chillax max on our sofa'
>>157923195meh, the form is alright mostly. It's just kinda quick snappy lock-out. Old vid anyway
>>157923198yeah but I'll probs switch over to the rug desu
anything related to bouldering is reddit
something very Reddit about a sofa when you think about it
>>157923206…yh nh
>le lob it outside off with no skill or other attempted strategy and hope for the best cavemanHazlewood has never passed the eye test
Redditering in the Bedditsit
>>157923208Also just realised it's AUS vs SA in both sports at the same time lol
>>157923241lol
>>157923241lol that's actually so funny
>>157923229yh nh what I could lock-out properly I just can't be arsed. It's quite trivial
ODI is starting I am tuned in
>>157923241lmao
>>157923239it isn't a studio flat (bedsit) and it will never become a studio flat, no matter how many times you post this
>>157923237yeah can't stand him desu incredibly bland bowler hes basically the Peter ebdon of cricket
>>157923260…yh nh
>I rate poosh poozlepooed
it's generally just efficient snappy near lock-out, or full lock-out
>>157923195was being generous here ngl**
>fuckwitt
>>157923148done 'im
form autists tend to be weak and coping
>>157923325Is there anyone else who can open
kek certain man doth protest a bit too much on this form point methinkshe's getting this defensive because even his chin ups have been exposed as asterisked
>>157923334asa tribe
business idea: instead of playing someone called duckett, we play someone called centuryett
it doesn't rain often in York but it is maharishi raincoat weather now
>bowen walking to bouldering in dork
*puts on a garbage bag*
>>157923344shakespeares most brainlet quote
it's not Japanese brand you brainlet
>>157923368could always play better desu
my three year old terrarium looking very healthy today must enjoy the air in the ol' ''sit'
i always thought it was shakes sphere as in a box but it's actually shake speare as in the weapon
Sri Lanka with the most sovlful kit of the last 10 years btw
>>157923380what on earth did he mean by this?
just fell asleep
>>157923158not a fan of this dude
>>157905540I want the cat but no extra stuff, what is the cats name and behaviour/age?
>three ODIs going on simultaneously>nobody caresgrim general
>>157923449Bullshit
not really cricket desu
>>157914390see this trvthnuke
>>157923497meant for>>157923489
Only point of interest really is whether Grimdies are exposing Grmdian bowling or if it's just a shit pitch
>zamshit
>>157923557
might wear my deer skin trickers brogues today
he's a lucky man
i miss being held
GONEGONE GOTTEN
might listen to fightstar-grand unification a true underrated riumphgem
>busted neek spin off band
Reckon england could do with getting some runs here
Flightstar- The English Way should be the England national anthem
Root been a bit dire this year
literally, LITERALLY never listening to any music posted or suggested here ever again.
zachy's /mu/ takes are generally ok but he has his [major] blindspots (fightstar, not rating dua etc)
watching the sort of cricket in the pubwant sri Lanka to win
like this autists action proper respecting the delivery reminds me of why you should get your racket back early in tennis
Can't bring myself to care desu. jamodi desu pyjama cricket long gone are the soulful early 2000 days of Nathan bracken, Andrew hall, and said afridi. It was actually cricket then These days odis are approximately 49.9999% cricket
GONE. still most of a day of cricket to go you fuck
Both league and union commentators have now made passes at "wharfie time"
theres two Jansens?
Australia getting their ass ravaged by African GodsEngland getting lingamed by Sinhala chads Windie gods and Bharat gods having the only fair matchup todayTimmies can't stop losing
>>157923948
i don't know what I'm gonna play but I know for certain what I am not gonna play The Nine Inch Nails
colombage bowls like a fucking mong
>>157923948both are well over 6'7 iywim hahaha
>>157923975Greg Kihn - breakup song
grim news again from Pakistan why do people do suicide bombings? Seems absolutely retarded desu
Let's face it islam probably isn't true, and you've just killed yourself and others for no reason
once this covid shit is over im locking tf in
what the FUCK is happening in Gloucestershire
100 for banton
these pork scratchings are elite so much better than those horrible black packet ones you generally see in pubs
…yh nh work on yer form moite no point getting angry at me lmoa
>>157924013laws of nature innitkabooms gotta kaboom plain as x
>probably isn’t true
>>157923935Explain to the viewers at home what the means
>>157924119afl Fred got overconfident unna
>bracken & said afridieat yer vitamins and fosamax ya deadarse unc lmoa
>hop in Uber>*don't do it don't do it don't do it>"So...Prakesh...Are you a cricket fan?
>>157924178i used to do this but then realised none of the jeets actually knew anything about cricket outside of kohli and bumrah, a lot of them didn't even know the rest of their national team
It's not so much the killing of Ali Khameni that is wrong, it's more the killing of his 6 year old nieces that is.. That is genuinely savage. Bloodline wiping is evil beyond words
Aussies in trouble here
>nieceswives in the very near future**ftfy x
>>157924206These days, to start small talk, I ask if they have read any interesting books recently.
>>157924282savage!finna steal dis ngl
why doesnt the 48 year old yank doctor who posts here have a wife and children? Jw
anyway….boutta finna make a Costco run in a bit https://youtu.be/CfyarJjRG9kanyone want owt¿
Foy
south africa can look quite nice is there a safe city that one could visit?
doing a poo lads
Reflecting on deep subjects
aka a neek number 2
doing a roo lads
>>157924397phwoar, look at that golf course
Graaff-Reinet is quite nice this time of year I hear
>poohli and shartma statpadding today v grimdiesdidn't these 2 make a big deal about retiring? swear they had a big farewell speech and everything no?if it was just for tests then that's extra grim. not like either was a great in that format
/cric/mas drinks still happening in namibia this year zachy lad?
>Twenty-seven people have been killed in two mass shootings hours apart in Johannesburg, the latest gun violence to hit the country>ODI cricket going on as normal in Johannesburgwild
>>157924457Civilization must continue
weird how crime was lower in apartheid south africa and rhodesia
WOLLOP
>>157924426>humans after cutting 10 billion trees and putting 1 million unique animal species to extinction all to create a giant lawn with holes and flags in between
That is GONE
the jansen fanaticism grows within me
not sure golf is a sport but it's more of a sport than f1, darts and bouldering
>>157924546Jansenism is the cool new thing
bed looms
chicken and shrimp fajitas for lunch
This is the same thing that happen last match
Quite the partnership on the England match
>>157924582>order fajitas at a restaurant >get handed a plate of ingredients
Can't wait to watch England's bowling """""attack""""" make hard work of defending 355
>bowling attack
Just a repeat of last match. I wonder if Australia have learned their lesson?
BAKER BAKER BAKER BAKER BAKER BAKER BAKER BAKER BAKER BAKER GONE GOTTEMFUCK OFF
Wicket are falling everywhere. Looks like the same old mistakes by Australia.
HOLY DROPPED LOLOLOLOL
Aussies cant play spin. Noted.
is Alex Carey actually good at batting?
>>157925174Maybe?
Zachy's team currently getting battered by England
>>157924397Namibia
Renshaw looks awful facing spin, but he is surviving.
how do we do it?Why can't Timmy score 15k?
Super high IQ from Green.
All the good guys are winning
>high IQ>Australianpick one
another Kohli sir century
>>157924547golf is definitely not a sport and should definitely be outlawed
seething jamboy
Here's how Xavier can still win it: scoring more sixes
dropped the match
>England won by 223 runslankans are such shitter now
>>157925760>>157925345West Indies and Sri Lanka man, exposed by anglogods in the summer
ggez
Why the fuck are England playing an ODI series against Sri Lanka for the 3rd time this year next month?
Virat Kohli139* (88)10 fours9 sixesSR: 157.95>almost 38 year old
>>157925947Quite amazed at how shit they were given how well they played midweek. Guess chasing such a target made them implode.
why would you expect Sri Lanka, West Indies etc to be good at cricket? this isn't a globally competitive game anymore. Since the big 3 switch and importance given to pee20s, the other formats are only contested between 3.5 teams (SA being the .5)
>>157930578Because cricket is essentially an individual sport that you play as a team, you only really need like 1 or 2 really good batsmen and you can compete. Same applies to bowlers. Give Harry Brook and Pat Cummins to Sri Lanka and suddenly they're actually a competitive team.
>>157938139kek based
>Mike Baird will step down as Cricket Australia chair at next month's annual general meeting, the governing body said in a statement this morning.>Baird, the former NSW Premier who has been a driving force behind CA's push towards the privatisation of Big Bash Leagues clubs, will leave the CA Board he has served on for six years. He had been chair since February 2023.>Former Test batter David Boon will take over at the October 28 AGM as the interim chair while a process to appoint a full-time chair takes place over the coming months.*ruins australian cricket**leaves*
stupid fucking cricket
they must have a strong mind to combat all the head wobbling they do kek
based janman taking out the trash
/COUNTY/ Championship, LAST ROUND, Day 4The last day of the English cricket season 2026 with the England side also beating SL to win the ODI series rubber. /HIGHLIGHTS & REPORTS/>Division OneGlamorgan 505. v Essex 129. & 351/6.>RESULT: Match drawn.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cmqxvvrn78vdoNo highlights on account of such limited play. Somerset 731. v Surrey 422. & 127/5.>RESULT: Match drawn.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c3grvvlnqrl4ohttps://youtu.be/2JOqVRAtUTQ>Division TwoLancashire 397/6. v Durham 493.>RESULT: Match drawn.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cw07ll0k7lmrohttps://youtu.be/d5Lka4ts1TA>The table as it finally stands Once again congratulations to the Bears and their supporters for being the 2026 Champions.Congratulations to Durham for being Division Two champions and to Kent for also gaining promotion; as well as to Northants and Middlesex on winning the Blast and ODC respectively. Bad luck to Leicestershire for being relegated and Gloucestershire on gaining the wooden spoon. A big serves you right to Hampshire you fucking sell-outs sucking jeet dick. Hope you've all enjoyed the highlights posts.
>hope you've enjoyed me typing all this shite out for free like the complete neek I am
How's that any different from you giving us blog updates on your neeky hobby
Difference is this is a cricket thread and the updates are on cricket. As opposed to bedsits, plastic wall molesting and drunken ramblings.
gm criGGASSS!!https://youtu.be/CfyarJjRG9k
>>157947203Bodied that freak
Australian cricket presenter, Grace Hayden
My Leafs fleeced them :)
>>157951980phwoar
>>157951980Yikes what a slutty cunt
>>157953764grow up
>>157951980isn't this a man?
I just did a full backread and not a single post in this thread has been about cricket
define cricket
No I don't think I will.
grow up
>county cricket is just not cricketwhat did kiwibro mean by this