3am peat edition
post your 2026 afl pics
>>157907555>cups not in orderFUCK
>>157907594
>>157907594This was such a piss poor attempt at pretending to dispose. Wouldn't work in an amateur thirds match, let alone the AFL.
>>157907594Why didn't he just drop it onto his foot?
Tip for the manikato?
>>157907636Why is her face so shiny?
>>157907575that was the cheating scumpires actually, much like the prelim last week.
>>157907636>tfw too intelligent to lose premierships
The Titanic9/11Wharfie Time
women are cucks by naturehypergamy innit
Can we all agree that Kylie wasn't any good
>>157907717Can you blame him? Behind those dozen layers of makeup... is this
>>157907790She was quite bad, yeah
>>157907790never got the hype for her generally. can't get you out of my head is a pretty decent pop tune but she isn't that hot and the rest of her shit is mid
>>157907680oliveanotherday and my gladiola for the vibes
>>157907555He should also be holding Hawthorn's cups desu
>>157907768They love to cuck betas but they love getting cucked by alphas.Not sure what world this bitch is in thinking she can do better than the Sydney faggot.
>>157907827It's just nostalgia glasses, really
>>157907827Van Damme fucked her at her peak and so would anybody.
i put my armour on show you how strong i am
>>157907636What am I looking at. kek>still hate the new eagle logoWe don't have bald eagles here, apart from Starcevich. But he's a nazi, that doesn't count.>ah chee didn't like him that's for sureThat was a cheeky send off snipe last year. I saw that, cunt.
>>157907886RVD banged Kylie?
>>157907682my god she's greasy
>>157907682They always do that in the city, I don't know why I've never liked that look.Been like this since Jersey Shore.I prefer goth pasty white thanks.
>>157907948Feel so sorry for him
>>157907960It's ok, he won't have fun anyway.
it's weird how a 10 minute power nap makes you instantly sober despite having a bac of .1
>>157907990Crisp me having micro sleeps for the past 2 hours
Hawthorn (2010-2016)>3 Flags>4 Grand Finals>5 Prelims>3 QF/SF lossesGeelong (2007-2014):>3 Flags>4 Grand Finals>6 Prelims>3 QF/SF lossesBrisbane (2019-2026)>3 Flags>4 Grand Finals>6 Prelims>4 QF/SF losses
>>157907948KEK
>>157908016people don't realise just how woggy Adelaide is
>>157907948Stubborn fucker refused to go full clog mode with four minutes to go. I pity his autism.
>>157908035hawthorn >3* flags
>>157907594>>157908016for me its the old guy and younger guy next to him standing and sitting at the same time
>>157908016Crisp Bruce McAvaney standing up
what could have fremantle done in the last 4 minutes tactically differently?
>>157908087kek
>>157907682coom paste
>>157908091Every fucking man behind the ball for starters
>>157908091In the last 30 seconds they could have just taken a shot and forced extra time.
>>157908091The problem is that they played to not lose the match instead of playing to win it.
>muh window
>>157907790I'll have to watch it>still asleep at 1:30pm
who up.playing wit dey /pick one/ here?
>>157908122I remember watching this live and thinking that nigga literally just died
Gone be crazy hungover tomoz
>>157908122funny how we all forgot about this and the player who took out his legs received zero reprimands
>>157908132To be fair freo should have won it .
>>157908132>everything that fox footy airs outside of game footage is content>what is content exactly?anyone who watches the footy pundit shows are fucking braindead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlVYQdC1axc
>>157908164heev ho turbo faggot
me in the middle
>>157908169Simple Jack 2: Simple Jacks
bane
>>157908276THIS
>>157908271I'm the real wizard at giving hs girls orgasms
He's only 65 Fages, not even retirement age, I thought he was like 75
>fred
it all started here
I’ll never share a love like I did with my hsgf
>>157908320Mine bluntly told me that she never loved me and used me only as a bit of fun.
>>157908271>manlet has limited impact in big mans gamewatch this cunt get done for something pedo related shit in the future. screen cap this post
doing some farts that smell like a combination of raw sewerage and fermented baked beans as I've had baked beans on toast for dinner past 3 nights
6 pack of beerbootle of redwhat should i go to next?
Murray was my favourite Wiggle back in the day, always thought that he had the friendliest face
Its Wharfie Time!
>>157908373go to buggery mate
>>157908354mate that's just the alcohol talking take that back nick may be a bit of a cunt but he's not like that
>>157908371https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTomMm61Ixw
>>157908375My favs were Dorothy and captain feather sword
>>157908385that's tomorrow morning after a coffee
So what are you faggots doing over summer?I got my loan finally approved gonna start building a house.
>>157908402If we're counting the side characters, Wags was my favourite
>>157908412nice i'm going to watch the cricket
>>157908132need to adjust for wharfie time
>>157908412Just chilling mostly because the baby’s due in Jan
it's dwarfie time
>>157908424gl on that game changer>game changerfuck I hate that term. fuck politicians
>>157908414Ok yeah wags was me favourite too, and Henry the octopus, I was honest really autistically obsessed with the wiggles as a kidza
>>157908375He has a place near Newtown and I've seen/met him at a few gigs at the Enmore Theatre and The Duke (literal shit hole dive pub that has heavy metal bands weekly). He was absolutely shitfaced the last time I seen him at The Duke but was still friendly as fuck.
>wharfie time is downing tools and going on smokochecks out
>>157908445Wags and Henry were my 1 and 2, but as far as the main cast went, yeah it was Murray>>157908453Crisp Muzza, seems a great guy in general
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htzpfVGdQ9o
Freo unironically didn't kick enough handy points. 17 points up with 4 minutes left not nearly enough. Needed that extra point as a buffer
wonder which club will attempt the next wharfie time iteration
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yw7lUMC-m3Q
>It's tie a car rim to my leg and jump off a wharfie time
Mum's landed 25K in inheritance money, offering to buy me things I need. Offered to get me a new laptop up to 2K or new clothes. Would rather the clothes actually. Don't really care about tech stuff
>>157908528lgm
>>157908528I’m sorry but that’s fuck all inheritance, what were your grandparents doing
>>157908528bags and cheap hookers
>>157908557Meth mostly
night ladsgg bane and fredgg alfas for the 2026 season
make this next OP
>>157908557Nah before popza died he got scammed and lost 50-odd grand. Something happened with legislation or something and his estate was refunded what he lost, and mumza and uncle are splitting it 50/50. This is independent of the actual total inheritance he left behind.
>>157908548>Fagan’s revenge
>Game high, match winning lead evaporated almost instantly with four minutes left on the clockmegaKEK
my mum got 20k inheritance and bought a car with it then it turned into this weird guilt and shame thing where she didn't feel like it was actually her car and would freak out whenever anything even slightly happened to itweird fem brain shit
chris fagan retiring before hr gets the spike Zsmart man
>>157908412crisp future site inspections feature
>>157908623Do NOT try to apply logic to a woman’s actions
>>157908616
>>157908412Watch football (soccer), haven't really thought much beyond that which is the ordinary
fucking hell i need to go to sleep
Comfy https://youtu.be/t-DlCx52eSA?si=8SrIAHqkLevXKKBJ
nothing makes me feel like puking more than horse racing
Kylie is a washed up spinster hag and past it, they should've got Tina Arena, she's still doing great
>>1579081086-6-6 rule at centre bounce stops thatalso if you do that you just invite pressure because brisbane will keep getting entries
>>157908503wonder which club will attempt the next wanker time iteration>Fixed
>>157908659for me it's a wiggly christmas. had it on VHS and watched it over and over and overI was obsessed with the cutie dancers as they made my willy tingle as a wee boy
>>157908684Evening mate
tina arena is a washed ugly hag without single notable song to her name
Banesperg having a meltdown accusing everyone of being piesperg
>>157908689you didn't fix anything you broke it
footy folklore
>>157908575Hopefully you die soon
>>157908690>>157908659For me its Lucia wiggle
mo ome ever cares about bigdovksperg (me)
>>157908669Tina was there 2 years ago as a supporting act plus she doesn’t have enough hits to fill out a set. Everyone baselessly seething about Kylie is a homosexual retard.
>>157908707I've only been seeing you seethe over following an irrelevant plastic franchise and exposing your low footy IQ mate
>>157908707You have been exposed as a low IQ know-nothing, mate.
>>157907594.
I wish I had a better mother
>>1579075941% was all Brisbane needed.
>>157908710tell me how wharfie time isn't the epitome of wankerisms
>>157908684That shitbull is about to snap
>>157908769Kingy has been wrong about the Lions every single year of their threepeat.
>>157907594..
perry gone all quiet I see
>>157908760It made us stronger men
>>157908797Shats premiership window has closed
Watching the replay.
>>157908697>”When you hear that go out and win the game”Longmuir probably should’ve told Freo to do that.
Who’s winning Fortnite
>>157908692evening. just finished watching the final.>>157908777unlike impey.
>>157908816they just played wharfie time
The wiggles is still a thing? Damn..
>>157908741I have to give the nrl some credit here.>Hire Tones & I for gf event>that dumb cunt has a moment of personal enlightenment and says she wont play her hit songsbut she takes some stupid work as a judge on the Voice even though she uses Autotune like on her hit song "dance monkey". women issues.>NRL says get fucked you dumb bitch and give us the million back >retarded normie media says "Noooo you must get a replacement music act for gf because "foided music stuff">V'landis say get fucked you stupid cunts>NRL grand final will now have no music entertainment and might not in the future...based afand fuck kylie. what a stupid gay beard she is
i want to have comforting sex with her
>>157908875Imagine the gentle sweet cuddling
>>157908873Terrible post.
Have you blokes ever cuddled with someone?
>>157908889
>>157908873If the NRL drops musical acts you just know the AFL will start calling halftime shows gay and cringe.
IT'S WORPHIN TIME!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jya2eBCDcW0
>>157908895No, only in dreams
>>157908895Yeah, not for a long time though.
>>157908894>t. lover of gay icon music
>>157908909Another terrible post. Stop.
>>157908895Never been a fan of cuddles to be perfectly honest, more comfortable with a handshake.
>>157908873Good on them, really. It's a tired (American import) tradition that has been long past its value.
>>157908917faggot
>>157908895yeah. she was a good cuddler but she didn't love me
>>157908927You don’t have to sign your posts. Just stop posting.
>>157908934>nooo dont do like mestfu hypocrite
>>157908923>pregame is an American import>first in 77>80-89 was literally just waltzing matilda reckon you know nothing about footy mate
>>157908875wonder if her vagina is bushy, trimmed or shaved/waxed
>>157908900>worphie>morbin>worphin>warphin>warbin>whorebininto the bin
>>157908873The last decent alf GF music was The Killers. They also did an aftershow that was kino and invited tiger players on to the stage with them.And they didnt mime their music like some gay icon has-beens
>>157908952Stop.
>>157908976>The Cuck Song band>decent music
more like morphine time
>>157908983Its a bit much to be asking the alf for the Pixies or the Drones now isnt it?
i like a nice large nipple to latch on to
miss the touch of a woman then I remember how banal they are and that I enjoy my company more than theirs
>>157908986hey lets not dark about our flagmantle friends theirs other ways to escape the darkness than hard drugs
Kiss pregame was the tits and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.
Just do away with the finals series shit. Double home-away round-robin. Whoever's at the top of the table at the end wins the season.
I want to get bit by a brown snake and die
been wondering for the past few weeks who that curly haired qt in the freo rooms is, turns out it's frederick's gf
>>157909010this is a euphemism for contracting aids of a african man
I was supposed to be one of those kids you heard died in some freak accident or drug incident at 17 but I survived all of them and now I'm 32
>>157909008>turning half the games into dead rubbersamazing post
I just threw up in a bucket, then pissed and shit in it, mixed in some hot bbq sauce and drank the lotDelicious
>>157909008Learn to handle big game pressure, cuck.
>>157909031It's hard to die isn't it.
>>157909024forgot pic
>>157909036Read the last word in Bruce’s voice LOL
If I were fages i'd go on for one more year to have a crack at immortality the fourpeet.
>>157909003it's always darkest before the dawn
When you die, Hello by Lionel Ritchie should play out as your ending song.
>>157909068>4+Your greed sickens me
>>157909068he looks really old and clearly the job (plus a period of being part of the Clarko boong genocide scandal) takes a lot out of him. it'd be a shame not to see him give it a go though.
>>157909099It’s a full moon btw
>>157908799I’m weak
>>157908895I’m literally cuddling my pillow right now
freo will find it real hard to bounce back when they're looking for four decent tall backmen
17 points up 4 minutes to go
>>157909141shameless pitslut behind him, disgusting
>>157909141Saw this bloke, why was he bleeding ,
>>157909141crisp royboy never get that chip off your shoulder
>>157909141Crazy bastard was bleeding
>>157909141why is he bleeding?
>>157909169the umps threw a bottle at him
>>157909169he got hit by a stray wharfie time
>try to make girl dislike me>this just makes her like me morewhy are they like this?
>>157909087this is why nobody will remember your name
>>157909202you're showing that you don't need her, implying you're above her, better than her, and women generally want to date 'up'.
>>157909202millions of dv "victim survivors" can't be wrong
>>157909099he could liver forever this way though
>>157909202Make believe women that dont exist just evolved that way
>>157909221do you really wanna live forever?
Fremantle have a kulcha problem and until they address that they'll never win a hip.
>>157909267no
The Lachie Neale appeal should get more scrutiny.The appeals board literally went outside what they are supposed to do.The tribunal already factored in Neale's record and decided a suspension was still merited. It's not Richard Loveridge's role to challenge that.Sam McClure of all people is all over this.
>>157909306Shove a toothpick up your peehole provided it's not already bigger than your whole cock.
>match with canadian girl while drunk tonight>start talking on snapchat thinking I'm gonna get an easy lay >she tells me she came here with her ex and is now being deported because her visa is expired today has been fuCKing hilariousWHARFIE TIME
>>157909373they never deport the subcontinentals or orientals do they
I think another Aussie saying was born today on the MCG.As Steven Bradbury effort in winning gold when every other competitor fell over in front of him was coined "The Bradbury".I think anytime a team snatches defeat from the jaws of victory shall be called "Wharfie Time"..
>>157908091Not have Pearce dead on sidelines ideally
wharfie time is the new leroy jenkins
Kylie was shit.. MeatLoaf was much better and at least he didn't mime over a backing track.
This is the tribunal's report on considering exceptional circumstances of Neale's record:https://pastebin.com/YnC33tLTRichard Loveridge claimed the tribunal didn't take this into account, when there is literally an 800 word essay detailing how they did take it into account, but concluded it shouldn't revoke his suspension.It is not Richard Loveridge's job to disagree with the tribunal's ruling. His job is to decide whether or not the tribunal's verdict had an error in it, or ignored the law.There's a bit in this.
going to go outside under the full moon and listen to the pirates of the Caribbean soundtrack with my quarter bottle of scotch and brood
there are boxes of dockies premiership merchandise being loaded on cargo ships in freo harbour RIGHT NOW to be sent to africa
>>157909479Maybe Lachie "Nealed".
>>157909306I think it should too, but also Freo should stop sooking and deal with the loss and never let this happen again.This is what good sides do.Are they a good side?Or are they pretenders?Also, time do dewharfie the dockers and get easts and souths more actively involved in the culture. Sure we hate each other, but we both seem to hate the dockers more nowadays.
lol
>>157909479it's a fair decision based on the fact that as much as they "want" to make the tribunal as ubiquitous as possible missing a Grand Final for a little gut punch simply is not the same as missing an in season game for the same crime. End of story. These are humans making these decisions at the end of the day and for him to be suspended for that simply wasn't just. In 10 years anyone would have said "yeah he should have played that grand final".
genuinely what would you have to do in a prelim to get suspended for grand final?deck the umpire? squirrel grip opponent? roman salute + yell anti-sheezel remark after a goal?
probably the single most devastating loss vfl/afl
>>157908091Won the ball.
history
>>157909514You're missing the point idiot.It doesn't even matter what you think of the action, or whether its unfair to miss a Grand Final for a gut punch. It's not even about the punch at this point.If the tribunal decides the exceptional and compelling circumstances wasn't enough to overturn the ban, and have a report detailing exactly that, then you can't say the tribunal didn't take that into account.Richard Loveridge breached his duty, and acted outside the boundaries of his job. Unless he can find an example in the report that was an error of law, there are no grounds to accept Neale's appeal. This has a very bad smell to it.
Brisbane are the Main Characters of AFL
>>157909631Their reasoning is irrelevant and delusional. It would have resulted in an immediate injunction for failing to apply their own rules correctly.
>>157909682Anon, I can see you're a complete idiot.
I think my mum is just very stupid
>>157909716Their reasoning is based on declaring that intentionality voids the exceptional and compelling circumstances clause. Loveridge ruled that an error of law as nowhere in the exceptional and compelling circumstances clause is the word intentional mentioned nor intentionality to be consider when apply it. You are a brainlet screaming into the void. Accept your place.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4yFRF3ODOM
>>157909784>idiot continuing to double down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGMOX8NpuR0
>>157909824I accept your concession, if you continue to scream about this in the coming weeks and months I will simply paste that again to remind you of what you are.
I want to connect the dots. I want to know every metaphysical angle. 9/11, 2012, the GFC, the general consensus that we stopped moving "towards the future" and away from it. I want to see the whole picture. I need the singularity. I need to see the seams in which the misery in my life is actually indeed not my fault. I want to feel the entire world in the palm of my hand. An object of total coherence. I want to hear the dissonance and have it ring true. I want to feel bliss amongst the ruins.
>>157909842I concede that you're a moron who doesn't understand the role of the appeals board. The tribunal made no error, Loveridge just decided he didn't like the reasoning.
When did Tones and I become fuckable?
>It's an 8 year window that they're about halfway through. I just wonder would it be too ruthless to put all chips in the basket and go and get Chris Scott? And say, "we've had four or five chances with you, Chris Fagan, you've done nothing wrong; you've been a very good coach, but we just think if we can get a great coach; an absolute top liner who's been there for a long, long time and done it against the odds more often than not, then he can come in and we can refresh this message to the list." The new voice, the fresh game plan who can challenge guys, who are plateauing a bit at the moment, guys like Charlie Cameron and Zac Bailey and Hugh McCluggage - still very good players, but are they doing what the top liners at other clubs are doing? I don't think so. Re-energise. Re-invent. Show a different system. Be the absolute pointy end of coaching. And give them a chance, whilst they're still in the window, to win that elusive flag. What's it worth to win a flag? How aggressive do you need to be? And the message to the club: "we are doing this". Cause we're not settling. We're not happy. We're not comfortable. This year's over. Alright? So you can easily make the case that they bounce back next year and they're a 14,15,16 win team next year. But are they the grand final contender; the premiership contender that we all think? I'm a gambler. I think if you've got the opportunity to get someone like this, at whatever cost, you drive a wedge into the relationship that he has with Geelong right now, Chris Scott, and you say, "come home and take us to the promised land again." That's where I see it. And there's nothing wrong with Chris Fagan, but this guy is a different beast altogether.- David King, May 26th, 2024
>>157909963This idiot also said Brisbane had a 1 in 100 chance of winning the premiership this year, based off Daniel Hoyne's Champion Data statistics
How has the master Chris Scott only won 2 premierships in 15 years at the special gifted (((Geelong Football Club)))
>>157909988Hoyney jumped off that ship before Kingy. He was backing the Lions day before it.
>>157909784The tribunal has discretion on whether or not to accept exceptional circumstances you moron. There doesn't need to be writing that says whether or not it has to be intentional, its entirely discretionary and the tribunal concluded it wasn't enough in this case
Still stunned Bolton won the Norm. He would've been around the third best from the losing team. All time shocker.
If the GF replay next year is at the Gabba the Lions should play Wharfie time after they kick a goal in the 4th.
>>157910082they filed the votes just as the fred hit the stop work meeting button
>>157909930Since ozempic. she's said as much herself
fremantle have a losing culture
>>157910170goes well with their losing team.
realistically what drives someone to become a fred customer?west coast already filled every niche fremantle claims to represent, with the added benefit of being an actual successful footy club. so what is there that drives people to the dockies? is it just the colour purple or an affinity for maritime culture instead of birds of prey?
lfg lads
>>157910222up there with the worst granny performances of all time. Literally only thing I remember him doing was bumping Neale after he marked for what should've been a 50 metre penalty.
god I feel so good right now I could drive me mum's car into a tree at 200kph and end this charade for good
2026 is unironically the best season Fremantle Dockers have ever had.
was just drunkenly dancing outside to some fire beats imagining myself at schoolies 15 years ago
>>157910307freo will never ever play in a grand final ever againnever ever againever
Just dawned on me that I ruined my life.
just dawned on me that my parents ruined my life and they are lucky I haven't brutally murdered them
>>157910407I'd like to blame my parents, and they contributed, but really it's me. I can trace everything bad in my life to 5 terrible decisions I made in my early 20s.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSeIh9rmEUs
>>157910435that's good. well I could have been the next messiah, the next Jesus christ, saviour of the world, if my parents weren't such worms of human beings.
>>157910469>that's good.Not really.
told my grandpa I'd rather take a smith and wesson 44 and point it into the roof of my mouth and pull the trigger than become as much as a fuckwit as him or his fuckwit son
Dunkely didn't get a single Norm Smith vote but Bolton had 10? What game were the judges watching?
>>157910435What were those decisions?
>>157910598Not the guy that always posts it but I don't want to talk about it.
>>157910210I'll be "different" and go for the other team.
Do you think Melissa will be awakened in the early hours of the morning to the sound of Justin softly sobbing beside her?
>>157910605ok well fremantle lost and sydney imploded and the pies didn't make finalsso all the gay as fuck teams shat the bed
iggs
Next years grand final will be brisbane/freo kino again, it'll be like west coast/sydney 05/06
>>157910739Next years fight for the wooden spoon will be west coast/essendon kino
nah it'll be like 2013 fremantle never to be seen again for at least over a decade and then lose again in their one shot
FUN FACTDuring the 1999 season Round 20 at the Gabba match the Brisbane Lions led Fremantle by 113 points at half-time after having kicked 21 goals. The final score was Brisbane 28.13 (181) defeated Fremantle 9.13 (67)Brisbanes half-time score of 21.5 (131) still remains the highest ever half-time score in VFL/AFL history
>>157910759more draft pickies I guess and then it will be dosn iggs kino at the top of the table soon afterwards
thank god I have alcohol otherwise I would have weed induced schizophrenia and psychosis and with a man with my height and build and determination and competence who knows what that could do to Canberra
>>157910775I hear the diplomats pay good money for rent boys in canberra. you might get rich
>>157910804you reckon they can hook me up with an AR 15?
>>157910770Didnt know that, thats crazy
all my dreams centre around assault rifles and jacking off trannies
>>157910743Fremantle will probably be okay over the next few years but don't see them being back in the granny next year. Harder draw, no way they get a dream run with injury like that again, plus Pearce is going to miss the whole year.Granny will probably be Lions and Hawks.
>>157910775You don't look like you move fast.
>>157910759Essendon will be a spoons 3-peat. >Screencap this post
>>157910904looks can be deceiving.i'm like lightning. the last episode of sopranos could be like the last episode of Albanese
>>157910759how are richmond escaping the bottom 2? their kids have all missed huge chunks of footy, other aren't coming on at all and they are running out of veterans to protect them. if not for the iggs shitting the bed twice against them, they would have won once this year with a % in the 60s
what was the last genuinely "good" year for you? before you became consciously aware of how shit life was? for me it was 2008
>>157910925where's your scars bro?
>>157910775
>>157910775How do I achieve this build? Serious answers only. I want to become a bruiser.
>>157910979all memes aside I can give you my unironic routine if you want. I think I have pretty good genes in terms of muscle building though
Pretty sure you can find ar-15's in america?
CFO
routine: everydaytwo adjustable dumbbells that go up to 27kg for an hour, generally while listening to either rage against the machine, lamb of god or run the jewels. I do this workout in a 3 day split rotation of back/bis, shoulders/ squats, chest tris.most of my sets I push to 20reps as a goal. so say on shoulder days I do 20x10 of both shoulder dumbbell press on each side and lateral raises.fuck gyms they are for repugnant goy cattle. and I like to workout nakedthen afterwards for cardio I go for 25-40km bike ride. yes that means doing this every day if you want to be a living god like me otherwise stay as a little lardy dardy npc pleb
>>157911143How far can you jog?
>>157911186as far as I want
>>157911186to the fridge and back.
i've done zero intentional exercise since retiring from footy at 17. this was 15 years ago
well you see I wasn't loved by my parents so I imagine the orgasmic bliss of being able to strangle every living human alive simultaneously instead
>>157911143You can't be like riding +25km every day and still have that amount of body fat.
>>157911267For me…? It’s all about WHARFIE TIME
>>157911281I eat around 5000 calories a day. mostly in anger otherwise I grind my teeth in my sleep
this is when I was at my leanest. when my CUNT BITCH oneitis rejected me and I felt so sick to my stomach for two months that I could barely eat. I also got a rotisserie chicken bone stuck in my stomach FUCK
In this farewellThere's no blood, there's no alibi'Cause I've drawn regretFrom the truth of a thousand liesSo let mercy come and WASH AWAYWHAT I’VE DONEI'LL FACE MYSELF TO CROSS OUT WHAT I’VE BECOMEERASE MYSELFAND LET GO IF WHAT I’VE DONE
I gotta sleep bro but you're funny dude. Stay big.
CHLOE WHY WON'T YOU LOVE MEPLEASECHLOE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
CHLOE THE CUNTSHE SLEEPS WITH EVERY FUCKING BOGAN IN TOWN HER HOLES OOZE WITH CUM AND I CAN'T STOP LOVING THAT FUCKING HAPA BITCH FROM PERTH my god Chloe she's just perfection have I ever witnessed perfection made flesh in such a form?CHLOE WHY WON'T YOU LOVE MEEEEEEEEEE
>>157910906That'll be based
She's not worth it mate
Chloe...I love you. surely you know that by now. it's been four years. I know you messages me asking if you could do anything for me after my best friend killed himself and I told you to fuck off. but now's the time Chloe. we can be together forever
just make sure you clean Jim's cum out of your arsehole you filthy SLUT before you touch me
Chokie Time
the joke is that we're both terrible people. Almost competing for who is worst. Both drawn to and repulsed by each other's traits. which means we can heal each other by correcting each other's trauma's. and one day Jim Jarmusch can make a movie about us and we can be applauded at Cannes for over 13 minutes while we ascend to heaven as pure spirit bodies cleansed of our earthly conditions
Wharfie time is the gayest 'mick since pooey undies.
>>157911389fat slut
>gymcunt is an unhinged alcoholic spastic from perthhuh.
>>157910775kek why you all crooked, go see a chiropractor
morning lads
>>157909631>>157909716>>157909824hello dogsperg!
The Fremantle Dockers have won 0 AFL premierships."Wharfie Time" became the ultimate humiliation because it was triggered as a premature celebration of their elusive, first-ever premiership, only to result in the greatest backfire in AFL grand final history.The Backstory"Wharfie Time" is an in-game stadium hype activation used by Fremantle—named in tribute to the local port's dock workers ("wharfies"). Usually reserved for their home ground at Optus Stadium, the club successfully campaigned the AFL to allow the activation on the neutral, biggest stage of all: the 2026 Grand Final against the Brisbane Lions at the MCG. The ritual involves AC/DC’s Hells Bells tolling through the speakers while graphics of massive ships and waves crash across the big screens to fire up the crowd and players.Why it was the Ultimate Humiliation* The Premature Celebration: With a mere 4 minutes and 18 seconds left on the clock in the final quarter, Fremantle forward Patrick Voss kicked a goal to put the Dockers up by a seemingly unassailable 17 points. Believing the historic premier flag was locked away, the club hit the "Wharfie Time" button. The stadium erupted into a frenzy, and fans essentially began popping celebratory champagne.* The Weaponised Backfire: Unbeknownst to Fremantle, Brisbane coach Chris Fagan had anticipated this exact scenario. He had deliberately trained his team during the week to use the sound of the Hells Bells as a trigger for their own urgency. Instead of lifting Freo, it steeled the Lions.* The "Wharfiewobbles" Collapse: Immediately after the bells rang out, Brisbane went on a relentless, staggering rampage. They won four consecutive centre bounces and slammed home four unanswered goals in less than four minutes.[1/2]
The Lions pulled off an impossible heist to win 96–89, securing a historic three-peat and leaving Fremantle fans in absolute disbelief. What was supposed to be the spectacular coronation of Fremantle's maiden premiership turned into a legendary choke, forever linking "Wharfie Time" to sporting heartbreak.If you want to look closer at how the game slipped away, I can break down the final quarter statistics or the key individual errors like Josh Treacy's missed goal. Would you like to see those details?[2/2]
MY pooties continue to be the superior port-based team. get stuffed purple faggots. 1 flag to 0
>>157909141this sickens me desu
"We're devastated, but we need to make sure that we've got each other's back and support each other and make sure we're not too hard on ourselves through this moment," he said."The time to move on is not now, and we've got to sit in this and help each other through it and then the time to move on and worrying about next year is down the track."And what is to come of the now-infamous and probably haunted Wharfie Time? Do we ever see it again? Longmuir continued the theme of positivity by saying he would like to see Wharfie Time return, downplaying the impact it had on Fremantle's collapse, but when your opponent openly speaks about using it as motivation, it is time to bury the gimmick. The bells tolling after Patrick Voss's goal with just over four minutes left certainly allowed Fremantle's fans to dare to dream, and in the aftermath, the players revealed they did as well.Norm Smith Medal winner Shai Bolton and teammate Judd McVee both admitted they thought they were home, before the Lions avalanche, which the Norm Smith Medal winner described as a "blur"."Finals football is all about moments and in the last four minutes we didn't take our moments and Brisbane probably did," Bolton said."They've got the experience and in the last four minutes they played their way and came home with the chocolates."
>>157908271>Im the wizHe's the wiz, and nobody beats him.
Honestly, for me, it’s the fact that they openly campaigned the AFL to let them do the Wharfie Time gimmick, then they let them, then they used it for no reason even though they were up by heaps. It’s almost like it was karma or something.
What's he thinking?
>>157909141Do Fitzroy fans cheer on bane or do they hate them?
>>157915323"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."
>>157915323HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEI’VE MADE MY MISTAKESGOT NOWHERE TO RUNTHE NIGHT GOES ON AS I’M FADING AWAYI’M SICK OF THIS LIFEI JUST WANNA SCREAM
>>157911143Mirin' basic routine. Im tired of gym, thankyou for teaching me your ways
>>157911236Same bro. I woke up from a dream last night that I was going to footy training with the lads on a beautiful spring afternoon, I could smell the warm air and the freshly cut grass. Then I woke up and realised that at 40 ill never have these feels again. Fuk
>>157911389Damn, was it that little sharp bone in the thigh, I have nightmares about swallowing one of those suckers.
WHARFIE TIME
>>157915323>Misso gonna cop it
>>157915333There were a few that still hated them during the first threepeat, but I think enough time has passed that current bane wearing the fitzroy outfit is considered nostalgic rather than offensive
So how long will Pearce be done for? Plus Switkowski retiring I reckon Fred are 4th-6th next year
>>157915323
>>157910210As a kid I made a bet with my neighbour in 1999 that if Fred won the Derby (they hadn't won a single one at that point) I'd switch from Iggs to Fremantle. Here we are.
Wharfie time (noun)The unofficial time, usually four minutes before the scheduled end of a shift, when workers stop working and begin packing up for the day.
Now that the dust has settled >wharfie timeSuccess or failure?
>>157911389>when my CUNT BITCH oneitis rejected me and I felt so sick to my stomach for two months that I could barely eatKWABI'm a pretty sappy guy and the first girl who did that to me when I was 15 killed my appetite for like 5 days and it never happened againAnyway nice delts I guess
We’re back
>Wake up>mfw Fred were FOUR (4) minutes away from being premiers
>>157915743>when he bbc
Sunday footy show bros in?
your 2027 premiership captain
>>157915802What time does it start?
>>157915809>when they say something so non-inbred you hit them with that inbred germanic stare
>>15791582310
I'm going to /nrl/ for a week, then /cric/. Au revoir
Why do you guys like TWO SVGE sunglasses so much?
>>157915892Are these from the future? Im a simple Ray Ban man myself.
How to get fit for /afl/? Where do I start? Running laps or gym membership?
It's the worst when you drank so much you can't stomach food the next morning
baneseether? you in, champ?
>>157914983On the news on Thursday night some Feo fans, leaders of the purple faggot express were in Adelaide and they basically said the whole of Adelaide should support Fremantle because the Crows can't win a final and the Power were at the bottom. After that I was hoping Brisbane would win. Wharfie Time. kek
Time to poo
still in shock
Do you think the dockies players had the compusure to realize they only needed to kick a point with 1 minute left to bring the game to extra time?It was probably the right play to just get any score
Literally impossible to put on weight
>>157916144I was really rooting for a behind when freo went forward, god it would have been kino
don't let what you know get the better of you, darling
>>157911143what sauces do you put on your breakfast kebab?
>>157916233ketch mostly iykwim haha
>>157916229Is davida king friends with dani laidley?
cant believe we got another power stance blunder in a grand finalwhat a lucky time to be alive
>>157909169if he bleeds we can kill him iykwim haha
garn bottleo lads*waits at bus stop*>>157916329haha ikwym haha iykwim haha
Why does eating heaps make you feel super hungry the next day
I'm starting to think all food is poison. If i eat anything but fish or sushi i feel like shit. Might take the japanese pill
Aren't the wharfies out west known for going on strike and not getting the job done?Prophecy fulfilled. Thanks Pav.
test
>>157916512applied for a visa to the banhamas yet mate
>>157916458How about fruit?
>>157916542I don't want to talk about it
>>157916531the what now>?
>>157916561it's a small island in the curryban
Why did traecey miss that goal
Is everyone recovering from their hangover or is it over?
>>157916641The headache just kicked in.
>>157916641actually fucking gutted to be honest
>>157916769go freo btw
Freo lost by 7 you needed two more goals, you got properly beat there's no point sooking
dosn hip 2027
I know who all the gay AFL players are, just ask me
go on
No more Nick Daicos for 6 months...
>>157916806nobody's sooking, I think it's more coming to terms that freo managed to choke it, they thought they were home and relaxed their grip but brisbane know better and won the day
are you deadset ripper legends excited for the Summer of Cricket??????
freo lost more than brisbane won desu
>>157916960you'll be fine kelli
>>157916641No hangover... Stayed on the coffees, turned off the tele halfway through 4th and listened to the rest of the match in the car.
not many days left now until the end of the world
>>157916976Who we playing on boxing day this year?
hangovers are for noobs
>>157917013How long we got?
>>157917015the kiwis I believe
>>157917032just soon that's is all I'm allowed to say without getting blackbagged by the glowmen
>>157916977And yet net result is the same.
>>157916634He will be asking himself that for the rest of his life.
Would you rather have played for Essendon this year or Freo?Or alternatively, would you have rather played for Essendon or the Lions haha
>>157917098no one making millions a year to kick a ball cares about scuffing a kick like that after about a weekmaybe back when players were paid like 60k a year and were more connected to the fanbase and the clubs heritage it would make them depressed for life
>>157917149Every player wants to win a premiership, regardless of the cash they're paid. The Freo players were crying after the game for a reason.
mason cox did fucking nothing
Its completely outrageous they denied Will his 3 Norms in a row when his his single handed heroics in the final minutes won it for them, I honestly think that panel are so seething jealous of what he achieved and don't want their own achievements to be so completely eclipsed buy him
mason cox did nothing wrong
>>157917237missed his crucial tap handball to Josh Treacy after taking on two Brisbane players huh?would have been the game ending assist if he didn't miss from 2 meters out
>>157917256zorko and dunkley were ahead of him and kept the lions within reach to allow him to have that last burst. Didnt deserve it.
>>157917256there were at least 10 players yesterday who played better
I hate my life. Please kill me
>>157917356I would go to jail if I did that
>>157917356you'll get em next time justin
>>157917283I don't think so, the stats between those players were six to half dozen and Will had more disposals than any of them, Heroic efforts to win the match at the end should have been the deciding factor all things being equal, that panel fucked up big time.
>>157917356applied for a canadian visa yet matehttps://www.noticer.news/canadas-maid-more-deaths-us-gun-homicides/
>>157917237Probably the 3rd worst grand final performance by a player this century.
>>157917398dunkley was getting smashed all game and doing the hard work, zorko was critical in transition and keeping a cool head. Ashcroft in the last was freakish but he wouldnt have been in that position without zorko or dunkleys efforts over the whole game.
who pressed the button lads?thinking a saboteur, possibly an igg
I’ve perfected the art of the poached egg
sunday arvo looms
sometimes(most times) I will choose not to cook because I am too lazy to wash after myself like cooking eggs as an example seems like the biggest hassle
>>157917256I've been critical of Will at times but you are completely right. He is a big game player and he more than anybody won it for the lions yesterday
>>157917567Scrambled eggs in the microwave is easy mode when im feeling lazy
>>157917519crisp high skilled jeet immigrant we absolutely need for our economy
what economyeverything's fucked now
*DONG**DOONGGGG**DOOOOOOOOOOONGGGGG*
>>157917667this can't be truewe have thousands more indians arriving every day
what's the piont of it allwhy does a thing exist rather than not existwhy am I
Which will go down as a bigger grand final flop: Wharfie Time or Power Stance?
>>157917687GDP go up marginally while GDP per capita has been stagnant for years. Infinite jeets are just propping up the inevitable collapse.
can't wait for all the fake countries with overly inflated fake gdps to be exposed in a post-labour economic world
HIT-THE-FLOORFIE TIME
Just got back from (Catholic) church
>i'm catholic btw
I bet Jesus hates me
>>157917828Yes>>157917847No
>>157917839
>>157917839luv this guy ngl
would jesus rather me be a neet or someone who sells their soul for a wage>?
>>157917933Luke 12:16-21And he told them this parable: “The ground of a certain rich man yielded an abundant harvest. 17 He thought to himself, ‘What shall I do? I have no place to store my crops.’18 “Then he said, ‘This is what I’ll do. I will tear down my barns and build bigger ones, and there I will store my surplus grain. 19 And I’ll say to myself, “You have plenty of grain laid up for many years. Take life easy; eat, drink and be merry.”’20 “But God said to him, ‘You fool! This very night your life will be demanded from you. Then who will get what you have prepared for yourself?’21 “This is how it will be with whoever stores up things for themselves but is not rich toward God.”
>>157917933neet.>“No one can serve two masters. Either he will hate the one and love the other, or he will be loved to the one and despise the other. You cannot serve both God and money.” - Matthew 6:24
>>157917933Read up on what His chosen disciple Paul said about those who don't work.
>>157917985sybau christcuck
Whenever I tell a Japanese person i'm a neet they always says that being a NEET is the bestDifferent culture innit
Christseether is not of sound mind
>>157918008>You cannot serve both God and moneyCan’t figure out why the jews demanded he be crucified.
>>157918008so stop serving my wage master? thanks for advice
>>157918010there is a difference between working and getting gaped on a daily basis
I’m never going to be happy. I was given a poor foundation.
>>157918140neets use that as an excuse to be bone idle parasites living off the sweat of others making them just as bad.
Wait some people think waging is the same as working??!
>>157918196TRVKERVKE
the christ cult of paypigs
>>157918224You do neither, socialist neet leech.
>>157918423I'm tired boss
NEETing is actually more exhausting and difficult then working
waging is contractual slavery no two ways about it you forfeit your life and personal thoughts and dreams for a business owner that pays you just enough to afford food and rent only the self employed or people that help out in the community are the true workers, even a neet with a hobby that may net them a small income is more of a worker than a full time wagie.
>>157918196Not really an excuse when it's true, is it?
>>157918695>>157918795at least we're not speaking german
if we had the same purchasing power of lets say 1960 today I would not minding ""waging"" desu
>>157918864Right. What's the point of working 40 hours a week when your station is barely improved from the guy who does nothing?
>>157918010he wrote that when a handful of silver could buy a plot of land
can't believe sydney ruined their shot after hiring cheap ahh whores
>>157918695Neets who do not accept any dole are fine. Such a creature doesn't exist though.
not even sure i want to dab on freo over this shit it's fucking unbelievablejust an embarrassing series of self owns that culminate in the single most devastating loss in the history of the sportit's like the club was designed in a lab to inflict the maximum possible pain on its supportersfucking wharfie time lmao
>>157918893In reality it just meant Freo got embarrassed on the big stage instead of them.
>>157916229>Davida King >not Davida QueenSmdh
>>157918899neets are unironically better for the economy because they don't accumulate capital like a scarcity mindset wagie and they are more likely to spend 100% of their Centrelink every week on products.
>>157916259In Australia we use tomato sauce, not ketchup, FAGGOT
>generating value is.. LE BADkek that's a new one
>>157918889>Everyone was a farmerWorking for others in exchange for a wage is no different to what the self employed do who work for a customer. Only in your coping parasite mind do you make the distinction so as to gladly sit at the dole trough despite the trough being filled with the stolen profits of said self employed.
>>157919089yeah well that's what these retards seem to think and want 99% of the population to mindless drones working for the 1% of capitalistsimagine being a mindless drone and think that's what the bible meant by working
>>157918485Why bro you should be elated?
>>157918917Bane blowing out Geelong and Swan's bussies was less humilating then this loss.
>>157919132It was 100% capitalist during that time. There was no dole except for a little charity from the church for those who couldn't work which didn't include maintaining adherence to your commiejew ideology. Yes, your brain is fucked from lack of use.
>>157919112huge differencethe concept of a wage didn't exist back thenpeople made goods they and they sold their goodsthey were in full control of their own supply linetax was no where near as invasive and people still had some degree of autonomy
thailad op
>>157919132>Neets generate societal worthThis is on par with blacks invented everything
>>157919223yes but people were still working for a reasontheir work actually produced fruit for themthey could support a family from a simple humble jobnow in 2026 you sign a contract to do a task for just enough pay to buy food from the same fucking capitalists that pay you nothing it's a giant scam
the famous autonomy of the serf
>>157919235>Everyone was self employed the concept of working in a business owned by someone else was foreignNeets being pathological liars to themselves about the reality of how they eat extends to lying to others
would rather be a serf than a wagiethe illusion of choice a wagie thinks he has makes him think too highly of himselfhe thinks he's godly because he signs his soul away to some rich cunt that just uses him like a pig
* premierships
don't mind neets who've checked out of societyhate that my tax dollars go to foreigners who come here, bring a whole family, and purposefully rort the benefits system however
>>157919275>Work just enough to surviveNow you're getting it
How long do footy players get to NEET for before they are forced go to back to work?
>>157919392>>157919392
>>157919212i think it's a more devastating grand final loss than 2010 and 2018. geelong were lucky to be in the 2025 game until late and won a flag in 22. sydney in 22 and 24 were never in it. fred had it all sewn up with 4 minutes to play. they had been the best team all year and all day. it was their first flag. just brutal.
>>157919112You can work in other ways being a government wage slave that thumbs emails all day isn't the same as taking pride in your work and not being ruled by money. I get the argument playing video games all day and posting on 4chan may not seem like the lords work but to me a lot of government/corporate busy jobs is the same thing.You might reach more people on 4chan and bring them to Christ than being in some sovlless corpo job where you have to pretend DEI and ESG are real and not satanic dogma bringing us one step closer to the beast system.Also just because you lay a brick and charge nan $1000 an hour to do it doesn't mean you're closer to god than some neet.
start a business then mate
Just saw a video on Instagram of this autistic Fremantle Fan, some 40 year old bloke, just kinda caked in this sadness, no anger at all just really dissapointed, like if you found out your junky son overdosed.. Legitimately feel bad, we've got so many and some don't even have one.. they deserved this one
>>157920345Thats what Geelong do! They parade a spastic out the front so you feel overwhelming empathy and start to want to join them. Its like watching those facebooks where the same account finds broken and homeless kittens and brings them back to life. Its all fucking bullshit. The freo spastic was a plant and your too drunk/ hungover to realise. Get sober or help. Never gonna trust those cunts again!
>>157920345You posted this yesterday faggot
>>157923186Yeah at like 5am in a dead thread, had to copy paste it once I woke up, sorry sunshine :)
>>157923500Eat my taint
>>157923558I'll eat ya sisters arse
