>Lap:#8562>Countdown to Malaise GP:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>157906358>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq >24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>TGR Haas F1 Team Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:230>Fernando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:240 (239 starts)>2026 WDC Standings:ANT: 302 (+10)RUS: 236 (+25)HAM: 199 (+8)NOR: 186 (+0)LEC: 179 (+12)>2026 WCC Standings:Mercedes: 538 (+35)Ferrari: 378 (+20)McLaren Mercedes: 306 (+0)Red Bull Racing Red Bull Ford: 263 (+33)Racing Bulls Red Bull Ford: 83 (+6)>2026 WEC Standings:RUS: 904.36 (+63.87)HAM: 670.34 (+77.31)PIA: 605.32 (+61.34)>News:RUS VER HAD LEC ANT HAM OCO LIN BEA SAIAzerbaijan Grand Prix: Russell holds off Verstappen for winMax Verstappen is DOTDVery important poll: https://strawpoll.com/NPgxe2ldAZ2
Jensen butthole
>ynr crashapinto
Baku >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Madrid
PINTOstatus?
>>157908308Max is utter and complete shit
NO THE HECKIN SAFETY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THERE COULD HAVE BEEN A CRASHEEERINOOOOOOOOOO
Pretty fun for a slurper. Thought I was gonna have to have a midrace fap for a while there.
We're reaching levels of exposure that shouldn't even be possible
>>157908308didn't watch, but voted george and lewis
he did the T
>it's using a pole vpn nowchrist
>>157908324Dunne is taking up the seat after Miami next year
you're welcome
>>157908326Where did your boyfriend finish?
>>157908324interviewing at wendys as we speak
>>157908340P1
Sepang Next>Sepang NextSepang Next>Sepang NextSepang Next>Sepang Next
>Very important poll: https://strawpoll.com/NPgxe2ldAZ2didn't watch, voted Russell, Hamilton as always
>>157908336HE DID THE MONSTER T
>>157908308FRANCOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
>>157908353*Bahrain
>>157908339Lindblad literally punted Lawson offhe was absolutely exposed
The entire Merc team look so disappointed that Russell won rather than Antonelli.
>>157908348Slut
>>157908324He is now putting CV at big nigga burger in Buenos Aires.
>>157908339How in the fuck is Lindblad not exposed?
IS THAT GLOCK
>>157908362fucking up your teammates race without repercussions is based actually
is that glock?
>>157908339>no saar?>chuck getting mogged by ps3, not exposed?
>>157908360god i wish he took out both ferraris too
>>157908339nah, sainz made q3, got an unfair penal by the racist fia, was making the undercut work, was already 1 place up, had to pit again with the first sc so he lost 25 sec still point
I only saw the last 2 laps
>>157908340>>157908368don't engage with it you tards
BOOOOOOOOOOOOJORJBOOOOOOOOO
I'm voting Russlel just because he couldn't pull away from Shit Bull with Cheatedes
>verstappen and hadjar having a group cope session during russell's interviewKek
>>157908367You would be too.
>>157908358I get ban for posting fully dressed cunny, but this is ok
IS THAT GLOCK!?
>>157908358yuki no
>piastri p14what the hell happened?
>>157908392Hadjar is not even responding lmao I'm sure they were like "pretend we're talking so we don't have to listen to Russell"
>jorj wins>toto calls kimi to apologize for not killing jorj's engine in timethey truly hate jorj lmao
>>157908386jej
>>157908407piastri happened
>>157908407Locked up on the restart
>>157908407brake magic
>>157908340Now you remember Hamilton being WDC contenderNow you remember Norris being
>>157908407Remembered he didnt put the VB in the fridge
lmao@ everyone who glazed lando norris saying he's so much better this year
>>157908407ps3 is complete and utter shit. ps3 will NEVER win a wdcLMAO
kwab
pierre's having multiple MINDEDsstay MINDED
>>157908407he is just dogshit it puts nowins even lower since he needs team assistance against a shitter like this
>Team mate gets yeeted out of the race>Still have a worse race than him
>>157908430
>>157908419Hamilton WDC charge starts now bro
Thank God better driver won today.It must feel horrible to see Max with far superior engine right behind you for so long.
>>157908430this would be a ban in the 90s though
>>157908432hope he doesn't MIND murdering the argie
>My teammate has had one hell of a season>My teammate, not KimiAll is not well in Mercedes.
>bahrein gp>in malasia
>>157908430I'm sure the Argentinian fans will take this comment from a British driver with grace and dignity
>>157908425sooooo, he was better last season?
>>157908358very interesting
assmad
leddit is losing their minds cause there wasn't a vsc in the end
>>157908451rape
>>157908444check'di knew already
>>157908423>he doesn't know about race thread porn
>horg!! remember who got you zee win
>>157908448The argies can't do anything, flavio said he will ban the argie media from talking to cola if they kick off again
>>157908451shes looking nice today with the hair down
>>157908451consensual sex
>>157908407Pisstri is utter and complete shit. Always have been.McLel39 just hid his weaknesses.
>>157908458
fuck, there is a fucking arm, but i think this is the same as last years, with sainz face in qualy can any of you check?
>>157908455Funny how they melt down over that stuff but are okay with those drones flying just above the cars
F1 tracks should have extremely long straight and put the finish line before the corner like Baku. Other tracks immediately put the finish line AFTER the corner
>>157908475no
>>157908451>>157908456>>157908466don't be like this
>Yeah, it's a really cool track- [cut off]Damn, they feared that AMX was going to shit on all the shitty nu-tracks
this one i think
>>157908469that's not what i wanted from that filename
>>157908486shut up woman
>>157908454Norris should have been banned for a race after Canada last year then
>>157908475Make them kiss!!!!!!!!!!
>>157908460>>157908479look at him! absolutely SEETHING
>>157908451looks like my prude cousin. don't like her
>>157908490tattoos look so shit on black people, why do they even bother
Is it just me or are they playing the Hans Zimmer score from the F1 movie on the podium?When did that became an F1 standard?
>jorj never drove sepangfeels old man
I don’t know if you have the same feeling as me, but by the look of Lewis’ radios and his engineer’s replies, he’s demanding more and more from the team, and Ferrari can’t provide it.Ferrari is like a team with so much aura but with the ambition of a mid-tier team.
>>157908494Didn't cause any DNFs other than his own so its anon offence
>>157908460What did Toto say to this guy?
>>157908491go haka about it faggot>>157908510about a year ago
im still kinda mad that max lost because of 0.1 sec
>>157908490love some chocolate after a race
>>157908489she cute
>>157908486i said nothing objectionable
>>157908510They're STILL playing the shitty Ed Sheeran song after the podium
>>157908524i don't want you to get the m*rcaids
>>157908522she looks like a gender-swapped latifi
>>157908518god save the illegal immigrants.deutschland deutschland uber alles.
>gamer LED trophy
>>157908521naomi STIFF
tru tru
>>157908518that he has to visit him and susie next week at the wolff household
>>157908536>the trophy is a figure holding a trophywow
>>157908540that is somebody's wife and somebody's mother
all those confettis....poor azerbaijannies
jejeje i wanted to post this one
>>157908549both mine
>>157908555I doubted it, but trips don't lie
uhhhhh cocacolabros like what the fuck is going to happen?
Will the wachemobile, powered by ford, make a comeback?
They should do this again
>>157908566rape
>>157908519>about a year agohuh. I just re-watched it this week and only now noticed the score. It's ear catching, but mostly the same as Chappie. Typical Hans Zimmer re-used score.>>157908525>They're STILL playing the shitty Ed Sheeran song after the podiumYou mean March of the Toreadors from Carmen by Bizet, or something else?
will qatar and abu dhabi get replaced too? if yes with what tracks?
>>157908555>German with jungle feverDon't, uncle Adolf will be disappointed.
>>157908566he already has contract for next season, so unless flavio wants to write a check, which he isnt known for, he will stayunless he has some doohan contract
>>157908566He gave it all killing blando. Gasly was a necessary sacrifice.
>>157908509*black people look like shit
Norizz era status?
>>157908580Abu Dhabi GP of Las Vegas
>>157908566No social media, no public appearances and no gooning for the next month
>>157908571this, but make it all max
they gotta sack that argieget tricky ricky backk
>>157908580double miami header
>>157908579No, the thing they play after the champagne while taking the photo.
Double Haas points boyyyyyysss
>>157908586Why such a shitty photo?
>>157908612Estie bestie is in the points!
how is Antonelli so low in the exposure poll?ruined his weekend yesterday with the clear best car and the comeback drive wasn't even that impressive. this was a poor weekend from him
>>157908566consensual sex
thats itthats the race weekend
>>157908610huh, I swear I never heard that before. may be a regional thing.
>>157908617small indie company, please understand
>down to just 66 pointsLmaoF1 TV is desperate.That's a massive lead still.
state of ocon
>race weekend over>only saturdayGrimi
>>157908641punished ocon era
>>157908639only cattle still pay for entertainment nowadays. I pirate everything and always bum off beer and cigs from friends
wat nou?
Pintobros...
>Albon makes Baku from 6/10 to 9/10Apologize
>>157908637but the weekend just started
How will toto break narb's spirit next race, instant explosion and rape?
>>157908660*albon makes baku from 0/10 to 1/10ftfy
>>157908660someone really needed to smash Bottas' car at the end
FIA was ready to sacrifice Bottas's life just to give Max Cuckstappen a chance at the win
>>157908655kudos for owning itNOW KICK HIM OUT AND BRING BACK SPACK
Starting to like Lando, he's going scorched earth on colashitto
Why didnt max win? He was literally one sec away from winning.
>>157908671new engine, must start from the back in a circuit that is impossible to overtake
is are chadders a certified lesbienne?
Is this the lowest point of PS3's racing career?
>>157908451I can't hate everything about Mercedes
>>157908708no because I am not a woman
>>157908638They've been playing this gay shit on every podium since the movie came out>>>/wsg/6241703>>>/wsg/6241703
>>157908407
>>157908576sauce?
argies will send death threats to edd
>>157908712>PS3's racing career?No lol>Baku last year>Brazil last year>COTA last year>Australia this year>Australua last year >Miami 2024>First part of 2023I would say Vegas last year but that actually helped him
about colapa, the other day one argentinian anon told us how some argentinians were mocking gasly on his insta, well, the race asked alpine about this and flavio said that if it doesnt stop they would have to stop giving inteviews to the argentimian media, and said that this doesnt happen which other nationalities, only argtentiniansas you know, my position is that i dont care about social media, i dont think this was the first time people were mean on social media, and i think that the british media make a bigger deal out of it, in most cases in bad faith, i recall australia 24, some spanish patriot told hellbert that he was a fag, which he is, and the media sided with the evil manbut what i find strange is that flavio would take a posture so agaisnt franco, and after today, i dont think that francos seat is at risk
the people are not voting arvid lindbladwhy
>>157908483Balu, baku was fun.
>>157908504problem?
>>157908755I did
>>157908762based
question, edd tomorrow or monday? well, 1 jorge 2 max 3 maybe gas?
is there a single british commentator on any motorsport stream who doesn't sound like a dysgenic lower class retard
SAARVID DO NOT REDEEM THE CORNER
>>157908761oh boy, he won a race that went for as long as it took to pass everyone
>>157908755I'm Indian
>>157908755off-shore jeets
>>157908753>i dont think that francos seat is at riski do think* retard
>>157908755monke brain saw estiebestie photo finish
>>157908778No you aren't
>>157908779already discussed >>157908778
>>157908792i don't like your forced meme, buddy
>>1579087701. Pierre GaslyExtracted the maximum from the limited package until his race was ended through no fault of his own.
still no gp win for ded bull
>>157908721yeah I probably have it tuned out because I crack open a bottle of champagne during every race, so by the time they hit the podium, I'm half drunk.>>157908730lel I remember that. brake magic.fell off the chair laughing when I saw it happening live.
>>157908712no, thatd be the entire last season after(including) baku
>>157908800well I like you and all of yours
Colapinto sounds suicidal.
>>157908770Russell Gasly Ocon Hadjar Bearman Norris Vestappen
It's pretty clear why "they" hate Lindblad.
>>157908770maybe gas 2 max 3 i change it
Alpeen debrief will be like a funeral
>"Some drivers shouldn't be in F1"Holy shit Norizz is malding
>>157908824is it his resemblance to a young stanley tucci
>>157908813alright, you are coollet's enjoy the briatore fallout
>>157908839I miss him
>>157908755
>>157908839who is this homeless man
>>157908819he looked suicidal on the track
>>157908504That's just not true. He has plenty more Salesforce Driver of the Day wins ahead of him.
>>157908835He's right though, retards like himself shouldnt be in the sport. It's funny though that he seethes about things he's either done or benefitted from like safeties, but perfectly fine when it falls his way. The return of 24 tween bitch goblando is manifesting.
>>157908824i know why "you" like him
>>157908827You're forgetting Hadjar, Edd loves good quali results
>>157908813that isnt me, just letting you know
>>157908876why troons like to hijack everything?
>>157908841>>157908884whichever of you is the real one, kiss me and hold me tight
>>157908778we know, this board has flags
Ferrari were absolutely anonymous this race, why couldnt the 8 time goat of all goats pass his team mate or hold off a greasy wop kid?
>Damon Hill in F1TVI thought he retired as a TV guy ?
>>157908925Wheeled in as a mental fatigue specialist
>>157908876Yes? Indians are some of the hardest working people here.
Nice to see Colapinto getting his revenge on Gasly.At least, I hope that was what that was.
AUSTRALIA = FAG NATION
>>157908925They needed to find the only remaining F1-related person br*tish enough to believe that Russel can still do it.
>Franco Colapinto>Retard from the racethat's a bit harsh
>>157908963but it happened because he didn't retard enough
De Cesaris in 86 and 87: 14 RetirementsStroll in 2026: 11 Retirements so far History in the making
George Russell now has as many GP wins as Kimi Antonelli
>>157908652Uni fees that expensive?
I'll be completely fair to 'pinto:>braking in the middle of the track>braking in the 'suction' of the cars in front, so more braking distance>was trying his damndest to avoid contact by veering to the left and hoping the additional distance for the brakes is enough
>>157908996>I'll be completely fair to 'pinto:why
McLAREN SLAMPIG ALERT
Hadjar about to lose another podium....
Basedapinto kwabing assly
>>157909012uh oh spaghettios
>>157908308abdul: the thread
>>157908996kys yourself
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u6hCxwZa5s0
>Bahrain GP>In MALAYISA
colapinto is based
>>157909039gay cunt
>>157909012he should have been dsqed in monaco
>>157909012
So is it possible for Aston to break the Honda contract in 2027 ?? Honda is basically dead now
>>157909083they were already shitted when they were with merc
>just some drivers that shouldn't be in Formula 1Damn
>>157909090Not THIS shit. Their car is F2 tier garbage
verstappen, russell and hadjar. all around the same height apparently. who knew
>>157909115https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medshitter_Theory
They rape me so hard
>>157909144that ladyboy would like it
>>157908626WEC voters are retarded and only focus on race results from starting grid position.
death to saarvid
>>157908712Eh, he was for once actually better than Norris and Norris did the exact same thing before in the race but didn't lose as many positions because there wasn't a SC just before.
good race by sainz, he had some horrible races after he got the 30 mill, but if we were to forget about those, he would be having a great season
>ynr colapiss
>>157909197His race pace before the SC was actually poor, he was even getting overtaken by the Audis even while Albon was racing Ocon and Lawson.
>>157908441Probably true, but since N*rris said it I can't agree with it on principle
>>157909217not his fault that he isnt british
>>157908340>Where did your boyfriend finish?Probably in his ass
>>157908989i have a job?
"There are some drivers that shouldn't be in formula one to be honest" - Lando NorrisWhat did he mean by this?
Is T1 in Baku really so challenging that year after year several shitters miss the braking spot?
>>157909242He was talking about himself, reports say he began listening to my chemical romance afterwards as he left the interview with a tearful glint in his eye.
>>157909242All of Argentina is going to have another meltdown
>>157909242he's talking about medshitters
>>157909242Cola is a better driver than Norizz
>>157909243Like dude just brake earlier lmao
I can't post my favorite German athlete so here's former FIA F3 driver Sophia Flörsch who used to be part of Alpine F1 team's junior team
The funny thing with those Argentine fans is that they aren't actually this defensive over Colapinto because of nationalism but because they actually see him as a potential WDC caliber driver.
>>157909242Apart from Stroll and Bottas, are there any other drivers who genuinely don't belong?
>>157909283She needs a latex racesuit
>>157909291Bottas isn't really that bad, he had the worse engine today and sorted out his quali problems. The argument could always be made over the age of some drivers.
>>157909304Yeah but his race pace has been shit all season and his race craft was never good.
>>157908639I dont even recommend f1tv anymorethey go out of their way to make it more annoying to use and dont even address issues that pop upmy TV app can't even play the sessions anymore because of a tm5000 error that nobody seems to know exactly what's causing ityou can't watch on firefox without jumping through hoopsits just not worth it
>>157909240yeah, I get it, anonused to pay 300 euros on all my subs, now I have 300 euros more to give to my kids
>>157908324people actually constantly shit on Stroll but not this absolute retard
i want to like francolapi in f1 but fuck he makes it hard
>>157909291Ocon and Albon have kinda ran their course
>>157909291literally every brit except for ollie
>>157909347i have no idea what you mean by this
>>157908639>>157909321You can't even watch the races with a f1tv subscription in the UK, it's a joke. It's region blocked for users here.Instead you have to pay like £20 - £30 per month for a subscription to Sky TV, plus an additional £15 per month for their Sports package.So the only legal way to watch all races in full in the UK is spending £300 - £400 a year on TV subscriptions...Thankfully these days there are VPNs and other piratical work arounds, without them most Brits couldn't afford to watch the sport, which is especially ironic given how many teams and drivers are from here...
>>157909368it's ok
>>157909291Hamilton, Russell, Norris, Leclerc, Colapis, Ocon, Sainz, Buttass, Perez, Stroll, Hulkenberg, Bearman, Bortoleto, Albon
there are probably around 40 drivers in the world you could have put in the Mercedes today and have them start P16 and with all the incidents in front would have finished P5 as well
>>157908755>ackshyually punting your teammate off the track is based
>tfw actually going to be in Malaysia for the GP next weekI am nervous bros. My first GP.
Lindblad's not here to make friends
>>157909242from the interview's context he was clearly talking about Franco Torpento, 40 gorillion argie social media accounts are being summoned right now
I thought I knew where Bahrain is, but boy was I wrong
>>157909525and you guys make fun of our education
>>157909525They realize that the country's name is false advertising and moved the race somewhere where it actually rains
>>157909354>he's utter shit but the globohomos really want me to like browns, i'm conflicted guys :(absolute state of POZFAGS
>>157909012ANYTHING to help shartonelli get a better finish
Hairy Jap Pussy
>>157909291You could say Alonso, Lewis, and Hulkenberg- just from an age perspective. Lawson and Sainz, I feel they are there just for filler.
>>157909608Sainz supposedly is a hard worker and good at giving feedback to engineers
Last three drivers in the standings should get relegated to F2
>bahrain in malysia next
>>157909608>>157909633Sainz is a better driver than Leclerc
>>157909606What could be the penalty? Would it give LeCrec 3rd? >>157909633Seeing Williams' car, I don't agree with that statement.
>>157909690maybe on planet retard
>>157909608Sainz finished in the points today after a grid drop and a green flag pit stop.
>>157909698That's on Chinless Fraud; Sainz usually improves teams.
>>157909714he's apparently talking about Ocon here, not Lawson
>>157909607i APPROVE of this post
idk, some of yous want 20 world champions, idk, im fine with having some drivers that dont have world champion leveland the age thing, ok, you are into kids, just watch karting and jerk it a bit, no biggie, but dont pretend that its about the "sport">>157909714if lolson does nothing about this retard he will lose all my respect>since british bias is real im innocentyeah fuck him soooo hard
>>157909714>>157909733Why is everyone so assmad? I thought the race was clean, a couple of crashes but nothing out of the ordinary. This time it feels like the patience has run out.
>>157909735Reminder that Arvid is the only driver who's not willing to dicksuck abduls
Why is the Finn so overly critical of Bottas? Like dude you'll never get a driver from your country again.
>>157909698no, i think they give grid penalties for that
>>157909798the guy from f3 is going to f2 i think
>>157909777Everyone got fucked over by the safety cars or the crashes themselves, so it's no surprise they are mad. I think the only ones happy with this race are Haas.
>>157909864Was it really that bad that there was a yellow flag on the literal last lap of the race? Be honest.
>>157909690Is he still fat?
Wait what the fuck race day was today?
>>157909923you were told
>>157909923we've been over this 100 times now, do you all not care enough to keep track of it?
>>157909923surprise!
>>157909923i knew
Why was the race on Saturday anyway?
Good job, Chuckbros.We drove a solid race today. Red Bull speed on the main straight was too much for us inevitably, but we got a good finish. Held off Antonelli, who got past Hamilton.Difference to P3 is now only 20 points.
>>157909997FIA wanted to pay respects to the victims of the illegal Nagorno-Karabakh invasion.
>>157910021Thought you were trolling but its real
>>157909997we're dicksucking abduls
>>157909999checkedremember a few weeks ago when hamiltonfags said ferrari should prioritise hamilton for a non existant title charge?
Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit
>Norris: "Colapinto shouldn't be in F1">also Norris:
>>157910066It always was. Take away its cheating machine, and what's left? Nothing.
>>157909947I just assume race week = race on sunday.
>>157909012That's literally raceism btw
>>157910084>Comparing a lock up to a F1 game open lobby move
F1 is anime btw
>>157909944>>157909947>>157909951>>157909992literally sounds like the troons on reddit trying to avoid answering the question because they don't want to compromise their strategic alliance with abduls
>>157910084Where are all the cars he wiped out with this move?
>>157909291OconColaSainzAlbonAlonsoHamiltonHulk
5 place grid penal for colapedo in bahraysia
>>157910154Kicking out others with you is based.Kicking out yourself with no harm to anyone else is cringe.This is a competition here.
>>157910154>ban all drivers that have ever wiped someone outhow many drivers are left after?
Don't let sharp objects anywhere close to colapa for the time being
>>157908984When did JAV guys start having massive dongs?
>>157910172what about jorge?
>>157910212norizz said bad things about you and your kind. you going to sort him out?
>>157908639the historic archive is only up to 2018 acording to my AI chatbotmeanwhile russkis have everything from 1960s onward
>>157910172you cant throw out hulk, hes the only german left
>>157910121>>157910154wiping out cars is based and redpilledkwabbing in a corner is cringe
>>157910220They use fake ones all the time.
I was literally crying and shaking when they didn't call another SC at the last lap. What were the FIA thinking??
>>157910220scientists have been unable to explain it, but it's been pinpointed to the exact moment of the 80th anniversary of the pearl harbor attack
>>157910223I'd say he meets the bare minimum, if he can't win the title next year he should go tho
>>157910223Russell is the best driver on the grid
he's right colapinto will do NOTHING in this sport NOTHING boot him out
>>157910350what's the percentage without the globohomo era
>>157910370
>>157910350should be higher
>>157910345everyone here is going to be annoyingly contrarian about it but that was extraordinarily poor race direction
lewis hamilton is....
>>157910399If drivers can't be trusted to slow down for a double yellow, a VSC would be no different.
>>157910345that was amazingly great race direction
>>157910366lies>>157910362ok, i was just trying to guess what parameter you were using, because it isnt talent, it isnt current performance, it isnt even the charismaof the driver
>>157910406gay
>>157910410it is because of the deltas
>>157910345>>157910412it was surprising but very welcome. i was wondering if the vsc button at race control was stuck or broken
>>157910434VSC and double yellows mean slowing down all the same, the only difference is that double yellows are localized to one part of the race track. The only difference would have been no racing at the end instead.
>>157910429Hulk, ham and alonso are too old, Sainz isn't getting back into a top team, Ocon, Albon and Cola just aren't good enough.
>>157910474there was no racing at the end
>>157910224Sure! brb
>>157910489lots of cars were close and there literally was an overtake as well.
>>157909798Not the same Finn but even if there were no more Finns in f1, it wont change the fact Bottas is shit and should be out.
gasleak should fuck off too, he is in f1 for like 9 years and he only got ONE polehe will never get top seat too
>>157909903>Edd Star, The Blaze. Why I will gain multiple times the current size in 5 billion years till I can get to eat Mercury, Venus and probably Earth like those Greggs snacks, and then I will literally fart my own entrails to death through the Solar System
>>157910509if were going down the route of prioritizing entertainment then why did carloss get done for something the stewards admit was not an issue
>>157909894No, that's how it should always normally be
there're (there's?) still people that reply to the jeet with a canadian internet providereven the jamaican gives (you)s now and people still give into the cut, abdul, globohomo schizophrenic ramblings of a malformed beingraces for this feel?
F1 should have hard age caps, too many old farts who haven't done anything special on the grid>30 for non-race winners>35 for drivers with at least ten wins >40 for drivers who won a championship
>>157910350How many British drivers won the title without the car they were driving winning the constructor?
looks like a monaco 24 inside alpine, flavio is mad
>Drivers acting like men in the big 26Thats not allowed!https://m.youtube.com/shorts/Szb0FkfqFNs
What do y'all think of AI slop in the camera work?
>>157910474VSC should not be even a thing. Double yellows should enough most of the time and if needed then safety car
>>157910674wtf!!! how they they do that??? a drone????
>>157910659>Butchers the French language>Has a faggy Accent when speaking English>Has no real language to call their own besides some cluck cluck Eskimo ramblingYour cooler southern neighbors can get away with calling people ESL not you.
>>157910674Argentines love that shit
>>157910567occasionally i find his ramblings entertaining
>>157910369Verstappen dealt much better with it last year when Kimi took him out. Volumes.
>>157910600good job, Bottas would still be in F1
>>157910734max just said that a race ban is a bit extreme, and as long as the driver, colapa, knows that he made a mistake is fine
>>157910749botto is 37 now
>>157910674We all love it
What will Edd's top 3 look like?
>>157910547I chuckledd
REMINDER THAT MAX KEKSTRAPPEN IS THE BIGGEST KEK ON THE GRID, HE THREW AWAY HIS LEGACY FOR A FEW MORE MILLION JUST SO HE CAN FUNNEL MONEY TO THAT UGLY ANNOREXIC WHORE AND HER RETARD BASTARD DAUGHTER, I WONDER IF HE ALLOWS KYIAT TO VISIT AND RAIL THAT WHORE WHILE HE WATCHES, HE IS SUCH A KEK THAT HE MIGHT EVEN PAY HIM TO DO SO TO KEEP HER HAPPY.PROBABLY SOME RAT JEW PAID FOR HIS CONTRACT SO THAT UGLY NO FRONTAL LOBE SUBHUMAN ANIMAL LOOKING MONKEY FRAUD NΙGGER HAMILTON KEEPS HIS FRAUDULENT RECORDS. WELL DONE MAX YOU KEK, YOU THREW AWAY YOUR WHOLE LEGACY SO THAT UGLY OLD WHORE CAN LEAVE YOU IN A FEW YEARS FOR THE NEXT BIG THING IN F1 AND TAKE YOUR CHILD AWAY AS WELL.
>>157910830Alex, chill out
>>1579108101. Sossidge roll2. Fish and chips3. Kebab
>>157910644hawthornstewarthunt*neekeri***ferrari had better drivers + lauda nearly killed himself, was the best car**spygate + heiggi, was still the best car
THE DEFINITIVE LIST OF THE TOP 10 FORMULA 1 DRIVERS1. GEORGE RUSSELL2. MAX VERSTAPPEN3. ISACK HADJAR4. CHARLES LECLERC5. ANDREA KIMI ANTONELLI6. LEWIS HAMILTON7. ARVID LINDBLAD8. ESTEBAN OCON9. OLIVER BEARMAN10. CARLOS SAINZ JRTHIS LIST IS OBJECTIVE AND CANNOT BE DISPUTED
Sainz is kind of shit desu
>>157908324Welcome back to Alpine, Esteban
Make love not war, let's all make love (no homo)
>>157908358i approve of this message
>>157909283SOPHIA TAKE MY SEED
>>157910830Max did the right thing.
>>157911182unironically looks like my cousin
>>157911171kek
>>157911200Give me her number.
>>157911182
>>157911223
whatever happened with the yellow flag racing just before the second safety car?
>>157911333i assume communication/radio failure
>>157911200how ironic
>>157910369we'll be seeing a social media post in the next few days with them embracing eachother, ontop of a lengthy apologyI however tip my hat to mister norizz for triggering the faggot argies in this way as it will provide sufficient entertainment for the week
>>157910369Still don't understand this sad twink's melty.There's no way Mclel could've ever afford to catch on to the mercedes (not even NARB) during the triple header.And there's no way they're racing in SA, Qatar and AD by the end of the year so why even bother pretending you can at least amount to reach 2nd place before Vegas?
Explain to me how is Kimi leading the championship? I remember last years he was nowhere. What happened? In MotoGP, for example, when you hope some things will be different next time - they're never different. What did they feed that twink to make him fast out of a sudden?
>>157911509Twink supremacy
>>157911509F1 is the WWE of racing. The car is what makes drivers win or lose and even between teammates one of them will be given a significantly superior car to the other. Antonelli is the chosen driver of Mercedes and Mercedes is the chosen team of the FiA.
>>157911509george 'narb' russell has been activating wharfie time all season
>>157911509A few results boil down to Toto fucking over jorge to ensure Kimi could overtake him easily.The one race without Toto and jorge wins.That and some magically timed safety cars in multiple races.
>>157911509the globohomos are desperately trying to break the medshitter curse
>>157911530>Mercedes is the chosen team of the FiAWhy can't they choose Ferrari for a change, are they stupid?
>>157911671Ferrari could be given a 10 sec per lap advantage and they'd still lose.
>>157911200Lucky ToT
>>157909083I think they could, the problem is that most likely no other manufacturer can provide them with engines on such a short notice. Had they given up on Honda after the tests and the first few races, they could've probably secured an Audi at the very least (Merc has too many clients now so it might not have been feasible anyway). But I really don't see them continuing with Honda in 2028, the new regs are relatively around the corner so even if Honda makes a decent engine in, like, 2029, what's the point if it's just for one year. The 2027 one is guaranteed to keep being a dud for budget cap and ADUO reasons, the 2028 one will still be underpowered to some extent most likely.
>>157910674lmao
>>157910674Oh god I missed that shit as I was doing dishes, the local commentator just said "wow what amazing drone or something footage". Cringe. Inevitable from now on, obviously, but this is godawful. How long until half of the race footage is slop generated?
>>157911494terrible acronym
>>157911509It's Kimi's second season and he learned a lot. By the end of last year he was showing pretty good form already. The rest is probably down to Kimi just adapting better to these particular cars than George. This just happens sometimes, e.g. George adapted better to the previous regs than Lewis, and this year Lewis has decent form again. Driving style is not easy to change.Having a few really lucky races helped too, though Kimi'd still be leading the championship regardless.
>>157911509George is only good for half a season if he's good in the first half he'll be shit in the 2nd half. This year he was shit in the 1st half so he should be good now.
m*rcedes cheats
>>157911671FIA has been known as Ferrari International Assistance since I started watching F1 so historically they have been choosing Ferrari a lot.
TEDDEDDTOTALENERGYDRINKDEATH
>>157911781>they could've probably secured an Audi at the very leastNo way this would fly. Even if the F1 team has nothing to do with the car brand, Mercedes would've triggered a Non compete clause to stop that from happening or they'd kill their investment on the brand.Honda was the only path they could've taken. Maybe they could try Ford some time after the current regs die for good.
Imagine being called Oscar and finally being glad someone with your name is doing well and then Baku 2025 happens
the coulthardification begins
>>157912016It's Ford-branded RBPT so it's unlikely that this engine will ever be available to non-RB teams.>Mercedes would've triggered a Non compete clauseHow? Why wouldn't Aston Martin be free in their engine choice? We have a Renault with a Mercedes engine, a GM with a Ferrari engine.
I forgot about this baddie from last year's Baku. I miss her.
>>157908308It's up.https://youtu.be/_iGOvCTcU2I?si=_VrfzuGTMF2acei9
>>157912062That is assuming there's a miga next to him. And Oscar clearly isnt that.
>>157912058Imagine being Oscar and then Baku 2025 happens
>>157912118Yeah but that doesn't mean Mercedes would turn a blind eye to an F1 team whose title name is linked to a car brand they've partnered with choosing to have their engines supplied by a brand they're rivals with.You'd be very naive not to believe they could try threaten to pull the plug on their partnership with the car brand as a way to pressure them against the F1 team's idea, or alternatively to cause Aston to drop their name on the team completely as retaliation. It's all business-tier mind games.
>>157912198thanks peter
gimi
>>157912241calm down
>>157912058oscar or oskar?
>Albon sucks ass Mexican spanish speaking driver gets a top seat out of it >Albon sucks ass Argentinian spanish speaking driver gets a F1 career out of it >Albon sucks ass Spanish spanish speaking driver gets Williams impending bankruptcy out of it Sus...
era penal
ynr
Perez, Bottas and Stroll are still all on zero points.What do you reckon the odds are any of them get a point before the year is over?
>>157911182she remind me of someone...
>>157912423Is one of them his sister?
>>157912241Is it just some Germany thing with Audi also being German? I mean, Honda are also Mercedes rivals, aren't they?
>>157912400No fun allowed!
>>157912486argie is just angry about colapa
medshitters can't blame poowey for the shitting of asston shartin because then their delusion of kwablonso hanging on against all odds against vettel's red bull rocketship disintegrates
>>157912400but he did a global lift
>>157908776>he won a raceYeah.
>>157909284>not because of nationalism >they actually see him as a potential WDC caliber driver.They wouldn't see him that way if he wasn't Argentinian.
>>157910674Just like my japanese cartoons!
>>157912468Checo is at least somewhat regularly close to the lower midfield and just needs a chaotic race and Stroll hasn't used his Regenmeister buff yet. There might be a chance
>Russell only won by .1 seconds with a car that's a second faster than everyone else
name a bigger downgrade than globohomo-era max to abdul-era max
captcha acting up for anyone else?
>>157912400Lol norizz whines to the stewards and he gets a penal
>>157912924Red Bull had the fastest car today though.
>>157912857I don't think even Latifi was this much of a shitter
>>157913007Clearly not, retard.
>>157912977Yes. It either throws error or takes a very long time to load
>>157912857Norizz is so shit lmao
>>157913050thanks
>>157913024Incorrect.
>>157912857Both of them deserved it desu
>>157912857Overhead shot shows Lawson was 100% at fault.
>>157913219yeah totally, lawson when into sandwichoh wait
>>157913219
>>157913301Lawson is on the outside. He turned into Linblad, who was there well before the corner, instead of leaving space.
>>157913366you have to been insane to go between two cars on cold tires on the restart like thathe would never make it, saarvid said he coudn't brake
>>157913457Whatever you say but he was there and Lawson can only blame himself for taking such a tight line where there are two cars there.
buttass car just died lolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUwemDTaJwo
I liked Norizz better when he was a goofy retard getting the odd podium in his mid-field shitbox
>>157913007Only on the main straight. The Red Bull was getting left behind in the corners. Its why Oscar was able to keep both of them behind all race till he bungled it.
congrats to jorjsad to see norris get taken out but he was shit this race anyways
>>157914066>he was shit this race anywaysNot really, he was on the mediums which were unuseable, probably would have passed the raris at least since they were slower
>>157908407PS3 has no game
oh shid, ded bull could actually end up 3rd
>>157913561it's cadillacover for buttarse
>people crying about it being "dangerous" to have not remotely shut down the entire field and then handing out race bans to all the non British drivers because of bottas being in the wall Having races end with racing is good, actually.
just one more year ferrarisisters and we are back
!!! ULTIMO MOMENTO !!!
>>157914534EL CHOQUE
>>157912180>mfw last year's quali is still fasterThese regs are a mistake
>>157909284He's the next Senna though.
>>157908360>corner? what corner?
bye threadwe relenting
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