previous >>157910889
Philthies kek
Doyers
I remember the first time I went to a baseball game that Mrs. Met was at.I was sitting behind the dugout and I was hanging out and chirping at the players when this Dominican guy, probably Juan Soto, came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the front office, and that's when I saw her.She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and Bo Bichette and Francisco Lindor were fucking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her baseball head, and she was covered in semen. The words "COCKGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker. Bichette bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. Soto handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still being fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were the 1986 World Series champs..." I stood up and Soto took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but Steve Cohen told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until the entire roster was satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.It was the worst night of my life.
Philthies really going to miss the 'offs
Oh shit Sneks retook the lead
>>157917594Asking for my black queen Kwanza to buy the chargers and clippers.
FFS what a sad way to lose to division But at least we still got a WCMuch better that instead of another 100 loss season
Only winners here.
>Philthies
philthies KEK
>poodrepaco clinch>they seethe about WMLFkekready for your lockout pacos?
so i see that the phillies are the new consistent chokers of mlb
Why does my Yankee make ya seethe
>>157917643>This is not your grandpas teamyes? it literally is? are you retarded...?
Predicting a Wings Win and a Mittsy Bukkake
reminder the weebs are extra seethey because hated jojos came out today
Phillies kek
The Phillies can’t possibly blow this can they?
who are dem sois of baseball?
>>157917666idk about the phillies, but personally there are a number of players on the team whose cocks I would LOVE to choke on
>>157917694>can theyfirst season watching baseball?
>>157917675Sure thing budBack in the day even a lowlife like your grandpa could buy a stake in the teamLet me know if you can even buy season tickets at reasonable prices nowadaysUnless your team is a flyover one with no fans
anglels
why didn't los doyers get a reference in GTA? It was only black people who go tany shout outs in their california themed game, i thought you had more influence senor
>>157917711Go braves!
>>157917709This an MLB thread, Eagles sister. /NFL/ is down the hall to the left.
no rings shartper
>>157917719>Back in the day even a lowlife like your grandpa could buy a stake in the teamsource?
>>157917730The game takes place in GTA Miami. Why would there be a shoutout to the Dodgers?
Chicago White Sox? More like "Shit in your wife's box!"Cleveland Guardians? More like "Cleave and Garden, thus!"Detroit Tigers? More like "Maladroit Lygers!"Kansas City Royals? More like "Kansas is Shitty, Niles!"Minnesota Twins? More like "Mini-Soda Gins!"Baltimore Orioles? More like "Baltimore Oral Hoes!"Boston Red Sox? More like "Boston Sucks Cocks!"New York Yankees? Fuck you!Tampa Bay Rays? More like "Tampon Bin Gays!"Toronto Blue Jays? More like "Toronto Blows Gays!"Houston Astros? More like "Houston Ass-Hoes!"Los Angeles Angels? More like "Lost Angela's Anal!"Oakland Athletics? More like "Oakland Ass-letics!"Seattle Mariners? More like "Semen Marinators!"Texas Rangers? More like "Ten Fag Bangers!"Chicago Cubs? More like "Gay Guy Rubs!"Cincinnati Reds? More like "Cincinnati 'We give head's!"Milwaukee Brewers? More like "Milwaukee Poopers!"Pittsburgh Pirates? More like "Pittsburgh Pie Shits!"St. Louis Cardinals? More like "St. Louis Cock Holes!"Atlanta Braves? More like "Ass Lantern Knaves!"Miami Marlins? More like "Miami Muffins!"New York Mets? More like "New York Jets!"Philadelphia Phillies? More like "Filthadelphia Filthies!"Washington Nationals? More like "Washing Tons of Fashion Gulls!"Arizona Diamondbacks? More like "Arizona 'I Lick Sacks!'"Colorado Rockies? More like "Colorado 'Cock, please!'"Los Angeles Dodgers? More like "Lots of Amorous Todgers!"San Diego Padres? More like "Sandy Egg, Oh! Paw Glaze!"San Francisco Giants? More like "San Francisco Faggots!"
This is more disrespectful to the game than Bonds taking steroids. Keep Verlander out of the Hall of Famehttps://x.com/MLB/status/2103925173720326589
kek philthies
>>157917730>It was only black people who go tany shout outs in their california themed gamelmao what the fuck game did you play?
>diamondcucks
What's your baseball lockout strategy given that you've been per-emptively raped and gaped out of both professional and amateur football?
>>157917739>going from one gay bar to anotherHEH HEH
Manny Mcnuggets finally clutched up, hell yeah.
>>157917739That's chikaner trying to get (You)'sJust ignore
I feel nothing since the D-backs just gonna retake the lead the next inning or so.
>>157917769
I didn’t hear no bell on the last NL wildcard
>>157917767> New York Yankees? Fuck you!Well fuck you too!
reminder the 2hu /jp/spie spammer is a literal 40 year old NEET weeb kek
>>157917796i look like that go phils
>>157917776weed during the week, booze on weekends
>>157917709stankees
This new generation of hall of famers is bussin
Doyerbros, I’m lowkey giving my energy to the padres. I don’t want to see the diamondbacks in the postseason
>>157917811I'll be Teto kasane age in about a 29 days from now ;~;
>>157917709Mets
>the white sux actually choked away the divisionHoly fuckChoke of the year?
>>157917840i wear this and post here
>>157917840Thought that was hunter biden for a second
>>157917848si senor, sure you will
>losing to fucking ohioLMFAO chicongo
I wish there were a /mlb/ for hockey, too many canadians in there
>rasy
The comeback is on, bitches.
>>157917856depends of phillies choke which depends if dbacks choke
>>157917881yeah i hate /hoc/ even though i love hockey
Mets
philthies kek KEK
>>157917889>Rays gave them a pity runThe gift just keeps on giving hahahahahaha
was watching Verlander's send off but kept thinking about his leaked nudes and it ruined the moment for me
>>157917912>I>FUCK>MAN>ASSBased
Not getting shutout by the Rays is the Philtoids World Series
Taking bets on how many runs Raley gives up here...
>>157917912I'm pleasantly surprised he and Kate Upton are still married. AND they have multiple kids. I guess she made a good housewife after all.
Phillies getting eliminated by the hottest team in the AL at the end of the regular season is a sad way to go
Verlander is a gooner who married a teenage Sports Illustrated model. Not a crime or anything. But worth a side eye.
common Rocker W.
DBacks choked which means the 2025 Mets will remain the biggest chokers of memory. For now
>>157917934Holy shit did he BTFO Canseco
We're just pretending there won't be a lockout then?
WE DID IT! WE WON! ITS KINDA MEANINGLESS BUTY DAMMIT WE DID OUR BEST!
>>157917934ROCKED
>>157917947Our Jew has a ton of money.Philthies KEK
>>157917934>le ebin mega chud warrior hero>is terrified of hair dyeyeah nah
>>157917912>They’re not a good team. I don’t care what their record is. They have a lot of wild pitches, they make a lot of mistakes in the field, and they don’t run the bases well>t. Buck “The Cuck” Martinez
>>157917977you won the canadian world series? congrats
Laz Diaz, in his last game as a plate ump, letting it rip for Justin Verlander, in his last game period, immediately after the clubs used all their ABS challenges is so funny and old school
>>157917926>hottest team in the ALThe Cleveland Guardians?
>>157917969Don't worry, once Dodgers threepeat, you know what happens...
>>157917996sanchez seething
>>157917930>teenage Sports Illustrated modelshe wasn't a teen and she had a fully developed female body build for breeding except narrow hips but that's genetic and not her fault
4chan is back up?well my berds lost again
>>157917930More like a high five
>>157917934Conchimpco btfo kek
>>157917923she still looks good
>>157918028root for dem cubbies this posts eason!
>>157918022how am i seething lmao he's the pussy who literally said himself that he's scared of purple hair
>philly stadium is so empty routine ground balls sound like nukes coming off the batkek
>>157917934>ROCKED
i gave the cubbie bears a chance and regretted it
>>157918048Dont reply to selfhating brown chikaner
serious anger in the latinx communities tonight kek
>>157917998that's clearly a foul
>>157917977Enjoy the long offseason
>>157917934Rock 'em
>put all your sports points into football>dont have enough left over for a defense>it was only good for one game
>>157917991
>>157918011Frontier League, Independent MLB 'partner', so sub Low A. Mostly American teams in the North East and Midwest. The other day we had the most people attending an Independent league playoff game ever.
>>157918073saved your spot ernie
>>157918096somehow when browsing /mlb/ and /nfl/ I just ignore chikaner posts
>>157918103kek MESTizos
>>157918082you'll always have 2001, oh wait you probably weren't even born yet.
And the Guardians clinch again. Yet still can't win a World Series for almost 80 years.
FAGGets kek!!!
>>157917769>his daughter running out to give him a hug>he starts balling his eyes outGay men will never experience this, they just cope and seethe and burn in hell.
how much did they spend? lol mests
>>157918047sure why not
>>157918161I bet you experienced Game 7 last year.
Rays are taking the WC, screen cap this post, cope.
>>157917934Clock it
>>157918156At least they’ll make it out of the wildcard
>>157918188Nah, didnt watch sports last year.
>>157918184boy i'd like to suck on those tits like that lil pepe
not prepped for a lockout senor?
>>157917709>had a brief window of success that earned them bottomless cultural capital despite doing nothing sincelate 90's/early 00s Mariners even though they ever won anything
bryce shartper keke
>>157918108Why does Canada not have its own league? It can have the Expos, Vancouver team, Ottawa team, Edmonton, all the other cities.
>>157917991And with all that money, you finished last in your own division. Hell, I think that may even be a record breaker too.
>that catch by mullensslip n sliden
>>157918188You're about to experience my burgeoning erection in your hole
>outbid the Phil’s for Bo Bichette>he turns out to be a useless dud>you miss the postseason>the Phils clinch anyway they can>you ride the couch next week while the Phil’s get to root for their team in OctoberMEST KEK
>>157917934Holy fuck
>>157918283keeeeek MESTIzosremember when they would spam their epic announcer?
>DbagsWhat went wrong?
>>157918255I dont know, why the fuck does Canada have female police offiers and fire fighters? This country is retarded.
i just looked at the pictures again and i forgot that verlanders jomboy is there
>mest: eliminated on game 40/162>dbacks: eliminated on game 162/162The fucking diamondbacks put up more of a fight than the FAGGets, kek!!!
>>157918046She's definitely still hot, although she pales in comparison to the absolute milk trucc that Kyle Schwarber married
Whats going on phillies anons? Talk to me, whats got you going 10 - 1 to the rays?
it's not looking good sheehanbros...
>>157918339LOL nothing is going to top the 2025 mest collapse beside their 2007s collapse
>live near local high school>can hear homecoming music being blasted throughout whole neighborhood>know that those kids will go out and fuck tight pussy after the dance is over>I'm stuck at home with my wife who hates me watching baseball, even though my team was eliminated long agojust kill me please
what went wrong metsisters
>>157918425Just typical Philly things.
>>157918474>cucked by literal children
reinsdorf>you want to finish 2nd every year
>lose>dbacks lose anyway>wheeler + luzardo pitch tmr
Marsh is such a useless sack of shit.
>Los Tucanes de Tijuana are performing at Gallagher Square instead od Hololive.
>2026>hololel
>>157918474your first thought when you hear music is little kids having sex? maybe you should go ahead and kill yourself to save us the trouble bud
>>157918592>not getting out there to slam some mid-20s teacher gashngmi
>an de mest pitchin lab, Dey fuhhg my ass
how come the Rays can make smart trades like trading for Peralta while the mest keep making dumb trades like trading for Peralta?
can the faggotbacks at least make this one close
they spammed queef hernandez so much kekraped off the genny entirelythe dogs learn their place
Bragdley oh so goood, Preller really needs to let them El paso chihuahua dogs play in the big leagues next year.
philthypoos kek
Step right up and gape the MESTS!
>mets eliminated>fag spams them
neer a snaks
>>157918474just book the flight to thailand/the philippines already gramps
Yordong x42
my hoopty down :(
>>157918398Wow this nigga went and married the lady from Eastbound and Down. Its like pottery
It’s been 40 years mestanon
So phillies are still making it in then?>dbags
>>157918776>me habla espanol- Kyle 'Schwarber' Cortez
STRUCK him out
The Mets arent getting any more free agents. They scared them all away. Only retards and second tier players like Bo and Polanco will sign there.Skubal would pick the Angels iver them atp.
Would (you) leave the ballgame early after spending good money and scheduling your night around it if you team was getting their back blown out
I'm so disappointed in our expansionbros.We are literally giving you a playoff spot on a silver platter and you refuse to take it.
>>157918950i wouldand I have
>cum shitterKEK
>choked the division to the guardians
>>157918950I don’t go often enough to do that
End my life
>PHILTHIE KEKPHILTHIE KEK>PHILTHIE KEKPHILTHIE KEK>PHILTHIE KEKPHILTHIE KEK
FAGGOTBACKS
STILL IN THE PLAYOFFS>THE KEKWATCH CONTINUESSTILL IN THE PLAYOFFS>THE KEKWATCH CONTINUESSTILL IN THE PLAYOFFS>THE KEKWATCH CONTINUESSTILL IN THE PLAYOFFS>THE KEKWATCH CONTINUES
>teams already eliminated>two games I thought would be entertaining are blow outs
PHILLIES DIDN'T COMPLETELY COLLAPSEAPOLOGIZE
FAGGOTbacks kek!!!>FAGGets kek!!!FAGGOTbacks kek!!!>FAGGets kek!!!FAGGOTbacks kek!!!>FAGGets kek!!!FAGGOTbacks kek!!!>FAGGets kek!!!
HOW? HOW DID YOU LOSE THE DIVISION TO THE FUCKING GUARDIANS OF ALL TEAMS? HOLY FUCKWhat are you even doing shitcago? Are you okay?
Now that the dust has settled, what went wrong for the Mets?
>Phillies have the tie breakeralright its over, Dbacks are officially eliminated
Ahem.>>157908461>>157908461>>157908461
>>157919076No they don't retard
Sheehan is already shitting up in the MiLB
>HousKEK asstros >have the MVP>miss the playoffs
Sneks won't go away.
>>157919126sneedhan isn't built for the 'offs
>>157919134Only if the Rags win tomorrowYou actually think they can?
who owns the az-phi tiebreaker?
>No one has posted a fwar of over 10 while having a 40/40 season>The closes one is 96 Bonds with a fwar of 9.2Pete Crow Armstrong is Barry Bonds before the steroids
>>157919147What’s stopping them?
>>157919152AZ owns it. If AZ loses tonight, the Phillies can win tomorrow to clinch it. I don't really feel like typing out all the W/L scenarios, but you get it. Phillies current magic number is 2 as of right now.
RAYS WIN RAYS WIN RAYS WIN
Do the rangers hold the tiebreaker over the Astros? Does it all come down to tomorrow?
gn
Good shit, captain Morgan.
>>157919184Yup, and the Phillies aren't going to lose because they're gonna throw Wheeler, Luzardo, and anyone they can out there meanwhile, I'm pretty sure the Rays are just resting arms ATP.
>>157919076D-backs can still clinch tomorrow with a win and a Phillies lost. Which is all but certain to happen>Whelers pitching with Luzardo in long reliefWho the fuck cares? They can have use necromancy to bring Walter Johnson back from the grave in complete peak form, and that offense would still loose them the game.
Tie breakers are gay I want game 163
>>157919222Maybe the Phillies can rest their bats tomorrow and bring up every member of the Reading Fightings to play? I bet even they would be better than the majority of the current roster haha.
>>157919242This.
>>157919222>D-backs can still clinch tomorrow with a win and a Phillies lostNo, they'll have tied records and Phillies have the tie breaker. Dbacks are not winning today
>tfw the Philthies and the D-Acks both lose tomorrow
>>157919184>Phillies current magic number is 2there's only one game left
>>157919288it doesn't matter tomorrow anymore>>157919276
Sneks are not making the postseason ;_;
>>157919276D-backs have a tie breaker over the Phillies since they won more games vs them. The only team the Phillies have a tie breaker over are the Padres.
>>157919299Ready the sad snake images folder.
>>157919184>AZ owns it.>>157919276>Phillies have the tie breaker
>>157919194Astros have the tiebreaker
>>157919290magic number is the sum of your wins + competing team's losses. Faggotbacks are on track to lose tonight so that number will be 1 in a few hours. Philthies can win tomorrow or pray for a dbacks loss to clinch
Why isn't Jose Canseco in the HoF?
Who are the FAGGets kek!!!
>>157919316It's over for the rags
Mariners broadcast showed JV's retirement. Why? Why am I even watching this.
Altuve can barely turn a double play.What happened?
>>157919359Men hit the wall too
I would love it if both the D-backs and Athletics rally
give Dbacks the AL West's spot
Schlittler has more batters faced than Yordan has plate appearances. GROUNDS for the MVP have been established.
DBACKS COME ON YOU CANT DO THIS AGAIN
>>157919390And I'd love a giant cock up my ass. But here I am, married with kids and living a lie.
go yankees!
If PCA gets his OBP over .400 he’ll be the best player in baseball by far
Do ball players have to wear the New Era fitted fag caps are can players choose the dad style ones
My bedroom kink is being spanked with a wooden spoonMy mother beat me with a wooden spoon so much growing up that I started enjoying it
life is pain
>>157917594she's gonna sell the franchise
Is /mlb/ the only general where best/most hated team is the most posted team? Doyerfags need to be shot btw.
>>157919457you're a loser unc
>>157919524The brewers are the best though
>Mason Miller blows a 6 run lead0% chance it happens but it would be the highlight of the season
>>157919559tomorrow should be fun
my gritty Angels
>>157919538hence the '/'
ITS HAPPENING
Sneks won't go down without a fight.
>Brewers winBased>d*Dgers winCringe
>>157919619What's India's favorite MLB team? Can't be the Brewers.
>Mason MillerPRRRRRTTTTTTT
SNAKES SNAKES SNAKES SANNEKES SNENKS SANKES
>>157919638Marinsaars
miller is cooked
>>157919619true
>>157919638There's only one Canadian team.
>>157919638The Rangers (Dallas-Fort Worth is packed to the brim with jeets. It's fucking disgusting).
It kind of sucks that Wrigley field has the bricks for a wall since players can’t go all out or they’ll kill themselves near it
>sneks
>>157919638everyone else's team but mine
Why do latinx always swing at everything in high pressure situations?
KILLME
Whaddya say, Cubs. How about a trip to San Diego!
Cubs vs. Poodres is gonna be an absolute slurpfest
my sneks lost that game GG dads
>>157919687That's all games without the Dodgers
>>157919696Petco Park? More like SHITco FUCK!
Gg sneks!Me and my wife 2hu are gonna fuck on the Padres sheets tonight!
Astros are going to the playoffs!
Angels legend Alvin Davis
>>157919328He's too based
gn say it back
>>157919684Congratulations that your Poodres play an extra two games at home.
>>157919715Nigga you gay
>>157919761Bud, I’m married to a woman. Can you say the same?
>>157919750bad morning
>>157919750Gay night Mets!
i won't say poodres for an entire year if they obliterate the dbacks tomorrow
>>157919791they will, dbacks suck ass
my yankees and my padres both got 4 seeds this year
>>157919800so do my phillies
does "underprivileged kids" mean blacks?
>>157919638San Jays
>>157919681You got nothing to worry about because the Phillies suck that bad. Only thing stopping you now is yourself literally.
>>157919817My wife received the seed of 5 different men this year
how many games have the blowpen cost >us?maybe 30
>>157919828yes
>>157919831Also Padres have nothing to play for tomorrow and will rest literally everyone important for the Cubs.
>>157919828There's hundreds of media euphemisms for them
>>157919925inner city youth
Goodnight.
>have to rely on kikushit to avoid losing 100 games this seasonOh boy
>>157919974Goodnight. Also, bring back home plate collisions.
>>157919974me on the left
What a throw
gg mariners
tomorrow the mariners will humble >us and give >us the 100 L >we deserve
gg angelsunironically hope we lose tomorrow for better draft position, I don’t dislike the angels enough to care about giving them 100 Ls
>>157919638None generally. I'm the only Indian in 100 km range who knows about MLB, the one in a 1000 km range who actually watches it.
This is only the second time ever that the White Sox have earned a wild card spot, after the 2020 expanded playoffs. All 10 of their other playoff appearances were via division/league championships.
'gers won that game btw
i need to see the phillies celebrate after a loss today. pure pots
>>157919997I do not like Bama, their funny A, or red water.
The Brewers are basically the Bills of baseball, think about it for a moment.
Thus concludes another thrilling day of baseball! Did your team win today?!
okc comets about to choke
>>157920350Yes, my rags play another day, now we hope that we can win another and the asstros fuck up or that's that, we cared too little too late
>>157920362I take it back, we're in extras, and the red wings are now chokinghttps://www.ballysports.com/watch/milb/850990/09-26-2026/oklahoma-city-comets-rochester-red-wings
>>157920350Didnt play today, we were celebrating Shabbat.
>>157920421https://www.milb.com/live-stream-games/g850990
horrrry shiiiiet what happpened to him?
>>157920478Hi-Song will be on the playoff roster due to the raw utility he provides
>>157920350Not my team, but WHY did the White Sox give up?
>>157920486he'll be on the roster only for a potential pinch running situation because muh 2004 alcs g4
based challengevedt
>>157920502I like your depictions. The Guardians are an unkillable cockroach is mainly why.
>>157920502I don't care if that's AI slop, that picture is cool
OKC WINS!
>>157920550>Make costly error in the 2023 World Series>DFA'd by the DBacks>Sign with the Dodgers>Hit a clutch 3-run go-ahead double in extras
>>157920544It's not AI slop, I drew it
>>157918108Didn't you guys have Yasiel Puig play?
>>157920705>make an error>hit a tankThe Yankee way, Ben Rortvedt…
cum shitter kek
King Schlitt
Right here in Brainerd
>>157922667>Wednesday, Sept 30, ALWC Game 2 (fixed the date for you)the stinkees have been eliminated from the playoffs by the bombston fag soxdo you think we'll ever see namefag schizo again after this postseason?there was an islander yankee turbo schizo who left after 2022 flamed out I expect he'll do the same
Tuesday, Sept 29, ALWC Game 1. Cam Schlittler will be on normal five days rest. All indications are that he will start Game 1.Wednesday, Sept 30, ALWC Game 2. Gerrit Cole will be on seven days rest. Rodon and Fried will be on eight games rest. Fried gets the start in WC Game 2.Cole starts Oct 3, ALDS Game 1. That puts him on five days rest for Oct 8, ALDS Game 4.By pitching Schlittler in Game 1 of the ALWC on Sept 29th allows Schlittler to line up on normal five days rest for Oct 5, Game 2 of the ALDS and Oct 10, Game 5 of the ALDS. Game 3 of the ALDS will be Rodon because he owns the Rays.
>>157922881Red Sox are hurting. They are limping into the WC series. Yankees are going to sweep them.
>>157922892the stankee doos will be swept at home get ready for 28no not the ring but the next year the stankees will not win the world series
Team 0 pitching with the MVP playing in their third city in five nights vs the best offense in baseball post-ASB is as anti-slurper as they come
poodres are delusional if they think they can get past PCAtheir bullpen arms are fried, even miller is giving up runsand we all know their offense is streaky
>>157923217>delusional if they think they can get past PCAPCA is a mental midget he aint gonna do SHIT
>>157923217PCA postseason stats:>.185/.215/.185/.399>8 G, 29 PA, 5 H, 3 RBI, 0 HR, 0 XBH, 1 BB, 6 SO, 1 SB, 1 CS
was golfin today but my gards are division champs suck it
>>157923976redskins suck
>what if every game was on at the same time
I'm a Padres fan but I think the Cubs are winning the World Series
guthrie(s) on the grid!
And another MLB season comes to an end.
>>157924304
O's
>>157924542I'll give you a prostate O, you slick faggot
we had it in the bag
>>157924690Vladimir Guerrero has it in the bag
>>157918547that's based as hell. I don't know what kind of gay Latinx shit that is, but it's probably less gay than vtubers
>>157924616Come again?
>>157922888It’s like the wildcard doesn’t even matter with this pitching staff, Cole and Rodon shit down the Rays throat all season long. I’ll take them G1, G2 any day.
KWAB
I got a feeling (ooo ooo)
philthies are still probably advancing unfortunately
>>157925080Phillies haters SHOULD want the Phillies to make the playoffs because it will mean getting embarrassed in the wild card round and extending Dumbo who will continue to run the franchise into the ground. Real Phillies fans are rooting hard for the Rays and Diamondbacks today.
>101 wins>Just to lose to Dads in 4
>>157925135I think Brewers will get exposed hard but not sure if it will be by da Poodres. Mize 2 scary
>>157925184Maybe they can get swept in the NLCS again but this time by Atlanta.
>>157925209>swept againAlso Atlolnta is definitely not making it past LA with that shit pitching
>>157925239Atlanta is 5-1 against the Dodgers this season. Obviously the regular season doesn't always correlate to October, but I think the Braves offense will carry them across the finish line.
>>157925388The Brewers were 6-0 against the Dodgers in the regular season last year, so yes, there's not much correlation. The Dodgers' offense has been wacky all year and they've looked worse down the stretch since Ohtani came back, so I don't know what to expect from them this time.
>>157925239LIGHTNING STRIKES TWICE AND THE BRAVES WALK IT OFF
Freiren and Teto are Padres
>>157924790They performed after the game at the stage behind the outfield.
so this is it huh
It’s crazy how hard the Dodgers fell off once the N.L. stepped up. It’s like you don’t really fear them that much.
So the Dbags need to win today and the Phillies to lose to get into the playoffs?
>>157925562yes
David Stearns should be grateful for Brian Cashman
In the long run (and one season isn’t enough) nobody is more powerful than run differential. every time we think some team cracked the code, we are wrong. That applies for TB too
There will be another Yankees/Guardians ALCS…
>>157925434The Dodgers have REALLY struggled against good teams since the all star break. They won't be playing the Royals or Rockies in October though.
>>157925706Which automatically means Yankees in the world series
>>157925759>assuming you can kill ClevelandUnironically the toughest matchup in the A.L. for NY.
phillies starting at 230. dbacks should know if theyre cooked by first pitch. wheeler is either lights out or gets shelled lately
>>157926126Good let's get this shit over with. They need to miss the playoffs for the Phillies to do something about this slop of a team
>>157926143theyre going to make it and they are going to run it back
>philthiesKEK
Tanner Houck will start today’s game 162 for the Red Sox. It’ll be his first MLB appearance since May 12, 2025.
>>1579262276 ER, 3 IP, ready for a gaping in the Bronx.
>>157926180fuck you!>>157925109>Real Phillies fans are rooting hard for the Rays and Diamondbacks today.exactly.
>Mfw Kwanza fires Stammen despite going all the way to the NLCS
the phillies are gonna run it back whether they make the playoffs or not
>didn't want to make the postseason anyway!!kek philthies
run what back? they haven't won a ring in 18 years
>>157926298kek even the lowly stankees have won one since then
>>157926289No, it's obvious the best thing for the team now is to miss the playoffs. They're not going to make changes otherwise. If they get in and lose the wildcard series or somehow get past the playoff retard Braves it'll signal they just need one more piece that Dombrowksi will fuck up. Also gay turner needs to be DFA
Less than one hour until NATIONALS BASEBALL!!1!
How many rings do the Mets have in 39 years?
>Watching irrelevant final regular season baseball games instead of the NFL
>>157926392I'll have red zone in the TV and the Phillies on the monitor. They don't deserve the big screen.
The postseason is coming up, but the end of the regular season is bittersweet.
>>157926392this is the last game I can watch of my irrelevant team for maybe a year and a half
>>157926392I’m going to watch my raiders and anglels
>>157926392What if my NFL team is already irrelevant 2 weeks into the season?
>>157926449John Sterling was our Ernest Hemingway and illness took him from us.
Nick Kurtz
>>157926547t. Chorgerpaco
Yankees get the 8 PM wildcard.
>>157926041Brother, I was rooting for your garbage team in 2022 and 2024, but let's be honest: they would not be a playoff team if they didn't get to beat up on the Tigers and Royals and Twins all year. We need to fucking do away with the Central divisions. Both leagues. I'm tired of the Brewers doing jack shit in October too.
it's up!
Are my Os going to get rained out?
cubs padres white sox and texasfags i am so sorry but you're getting paywalled
>>157926792>2PMthey would draw a much larger audience playing multiple games at 7PM
>>157926686I have the same concern regarding my BASED NATS
>>157926570That was a rough one. Can't help but wonder what calls he'd make for Garcia Jr. and Ramos.
>>157926981>Luis Garcia Jr has played for the Yankees for like two months now
these philly youngbouls be dickin me
Any chance they might cancel the game altogether if the rain continues since it really doesn't matter?
>>157927138Speaking of the Phillies, I often think about what would have happened if the Phanatic bent this bitch over and started fucking her. She's flailing, screaming, getting impaled by his jolly green cock as Philly fans jeer and throw shit at her. The Phanatic reaches climax, filling her cervix with hot Philly cum (purple, oddly enough). Then he snaps her neck with a swift, practiced motion. Her eyes go blank and lifeless, she pisses herself as she slumps to the ground as Kyle Schwarber hits a grand slam. Holy fuck I'd be rock hard
please don't half ass the game against arizona san diego please, i won't even call machado slurs anymore
>>157927013I saw Jake Bird pitch for the Red Wings this year. Sorry and thanks, Natsbro.
>>157927181About the same chance as me not finding out where you live, breaking in, putting you face-down ass-up, gaping your asshole, and filling you to the brim with hot cum (so almost no chance)
>>157927268On one hand, would be supreme kino.On the other, scarring a pristine natural landscape for a temporary gimmick is unholy.
>>157927245No need to find anything out, nigga. See you at the airport.
5 seeds was enough
pfma and fill me like a bitch!!!
>>157927268>grand teton>translates to grand big-tittied mankek
Take care of it right here in Brainerd
>>157927669/mlb/ is a futa genny
>>157927911kys cubes ((((girl))))
>>157927669we exist and we are valid
>use AI to manage >allow other teams to hear the pitchcomYour 2025-2026 New York Mets
>>157927642Go braves!
>>157927268>mlb in charge of journalistic integritythe white house has officially said "this is none of our business", while the national parks association has left no comment. MLB wants to host a game at Grand Teton National Park in Wyoming and sent their own scout out there, the end of statement. but they know retards will click anything in this day and age if it mentions "trump administration wants..."
She can update my out-of-town scores any day of the week
>>157928262I want a fat 6 to ruin me
trump wants to demolish the grand canyon to build another ballroom. we must stop him. take to the streets
>>157928262I WANT TO LICK ABBY'S LABAR
>>157928466*Grand America
>we need to do something to fix the line up>I know, put gay turner lead offfuck you
IT'S TIME! LET'S GO NATS!!1!
So are the Yankees gonna play or not?
rolling for phillies loss and dbags getting walked off by the poodres
>>157928466go back to watching your patriots suck ass, bitch knees
>>157928178>jews cheatingWater is wet.
>>157928542holy shit I didn't even realize Bryson Stott is fucking clean updid someone mandate the phillies are not allowed to use Schwarber as clean up?
>>157928621>21blackjack. kek wills it
Well, they did it. Didn't expect the Boston offense to be trash, or the Rockies to win a game.
Based Roylels
Guards watching the Rockies last night(no gays for Adell, please)
>>157917646Honestly the way the Sox played in September we are lucky to make to the WC. Colson and Mune were MIA. We are only here because of Vargas, Meidroth, and Peters.
so this is it, Metsbrosthe season certainly happened
>most used players in a season>worst season record to date>Doval is back (not holding breath)>Krukow is retiring>Kuipe has throat cancer>every pitcher now has TJgod im hoping for a fucking lockout just to wash this shit season out my mouth.
how is the season over when its still april
Kek!
Good day, Mets fans, and good dat, /mlb/Love to see Benge finish the season strong :)I can't watch today as I'm studying but I I'll be monitoring the box score. Good luck to usLooking forward to what the off-season brings
cole hamels looks like a 70s porn star now
>scott frankze and cole hamelsabsolutely fucking kino duo
>>157929022and it'll happen again soon enough!
Everybody pitched in. Outside of exactly José Ramirez, team is much, much better than last year.Getting rid of Arias and Bo Naylor felt so good.
>>157929128hope the study goes well ladlet’s hope next season is better lol :/
I get we're running our C-team today, but I still think Randy should be a priority in the postseason over Mize...
>>157927181it has happened before
>pumpkin spice bacon
based Francisco bringing up the 300 on the last day of the season :)good lad
>everyone playing out of position just to make gay turner not cry
>>157929419that's literally either just candied meat or bacon that's also been rubbed in pie spices. neither are that crazy of a concept
Wow we get one last game and the Stankees not? Awwwww poor bastards. At least I don't live in Poo York Shitty with all that weather.
>>157929470sorry to say anon, but the yankees are gonna walk right over that boston "offense"
>>157929498So true, they are gonna WALK our offense with bases loaded, then scoring a run by doing absolutely nothing
philthoids kek
How the White Sox threw away their chance to win the division
>>157929641it shouldn't be a surprise. cleveland has consistently been the best org in that division for 30+ years
LFG 100 win season
We need nun tho
bench gay turner
bryce shartper kek
And Philly fans start immediately leaving. Thanks for coming!
>>157929641sweep the Astros and let's settle things
Bengie slappy!
>gayce gayrper
no rings shartper KEK
>>157929800Hope you guys enjoy the BYE.
Bengie .282 :)
>>157929327thanks Kiwibro. I have faith! We have a lot of good pieces to build on. Need to restock the bullpen and acquire a couple of good arms. Maybe look at 1B if Polanco remains injured. Hoping Young recovers well and can at least platoon. And hopefully one of Voit/Pitre/Rojas will be ready next year to relegate Semien to bench leadershipas bad as the season was, we'll miss the baseball. it was still a beautiful time because the game went onbest of health to you and yours, friend
>gays throwing to allow the philthies to get incringe
>>157929864Enjoy my MOUTH hunky
>>157929673Indians got hot at the right time and the Sox got cold at the worst time.
lmfao who is that clown in RF
>>157929828>>157929873enormously based. man's going for 200 hits next season!
>>157929724>dodgers win 100 games in the regular season>have gone on to win 0 world series...>dodgers win less than 100 games in the regular season>have gone on to win 9 world seriesyeah i'm hoping they lose today
>be padres>cheat to make cubs play in tampa bay of all places What goes around comes around chaddies... You should have played fair, and I'm a brewbro.
>>157929724Padres played dirty!!! FUCK em!!! I say this as a doyerbro
oh my god the phillies scored a run
the guardians are a fake team
>>157929937they're going to the corner of Carnegie and Ontario
no rings shartper ekek
>>157929975truethe indians are real
>>157929975all al comedy central teams are frauds
larper moment
giants pitchers have been instructed to throw at the heads of dodgers
>>157929884based well-wisher, same to you managree with everything there, really hoping to see some moves for the bullpen in particular and see what they can conjure up for 1BYoung deserves more time there when he’s healthylooking forward to it even if it’s been a tough watch this year, and can’t wait to see more of are Benge
>>157929937Phillies too. Hopefully they get bounced today
If Doyers win 100, they lose the World Series.If Doyers don't win 100, they win the World Series.
>>157930017>>157930027he shouldn't even be playing the outfield, he moved so turner didn't have a meltdown
>>157930025>comedy centralMariners fan?
>>157930072will the gayngels hit 100 losses?
>>157930072make yourself useful and make a nu
>>157930115lolit's page 1, my friend.
>>157930105yes and then they'll move to long beach
baking
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we are moments away from nu, i promise
I knead it!!!
please be patient
i burnt it. someone else bake
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>>157929937it's not cheating to say "moving an away game that could've determined seeding to your home stadium might give an unfair advantage"
>>157930632They moved it from any Midwest stadium you fool
ITFCB
>>157935081wrong thread retard
WE'RE THE KINGS OF MID BABY
