Goat edition
Which NFL quarterback gets Dante Moore'd tomorrow?
How many this season?
Go Chiefs!!!
>>157919301Pooa>but the Falcons already playedSo?
Tom Brady is a fuckin dork.
>>157919317>Missouri winters
Wtf is his problem?
>>157919409dont see bosa
>>157919378It’s not always frigid, just a few bad weeks every winter. Most of the time it’s comfykino https://youtube.com/watch?v=Kw9G5-CJF6Q
I am going to church tomorrow. I am not watching Joey Bortions throw 5 tuddies against my shit team.
>>157919451I'm gonna get drunk as hell on a Sunday night and watch my bronkies choke in prime time again.
>Ramilia? Sounds like a bunch of gay blokes to me
>>157919301Stafford, Young, Rodgers.
>heem the opposing team’s >black qb>his white backup takes over and dominates the game Food for thought
Undefeated.
>>157919594did tyrone rape you in the junior varsity showers cletus?
>>157919594There is no country in the world that would consider Dylan Raiola white. He's a certified mutt
>>157919447How tf do you even put up that many lights
>>157919409It’s Kiwi overcompensating for his shit colored eyes
>>157919635You put up one light, then you just do that over and over again until you reach the amount of lights in the video.
>>157919594>>157919632Take it back.
Who drafts him?
>>157919409I do this on madden and I dominate. I would never allow a shitskin with a name like "Puka" on my squad, though
>>157919654Thanks dad
>>157919656Raiola? More like YUCKola
>>157919662I wonder if Mahomes will find his larp too weird to dap him up after a game
>>157919632actually a lot of censuses don’t account for the existence of “Hispanics” as a distinct ethnic group, so they just check off “white” and this appears in their arrest records. As far as the United States is concerned, he’s legally white.
>>157919656Take what back? I'm the only person here who ever talked about his actual football talent and not whatever Mahomes larp people were whining about.
>>157919673More like... USC one and OHla... kek!
good morning frens on this comfy sunday morning! :)
>>157919673>>157919710uh I mean four and OHla
>actually a lot of censuses don’t account for the existence of “Hispanics” as a distinct ethnic group, so they just check off “white” and this appears in their arrest records. As far as the United States is concerned, he’s legally white.
>>157919710>>157919722erm, I meant four and ONElah
>>157919698His rumored football ability is irrelevant exactly because of his Mahomes larp, it’s a deep character flaw and not the makings of a leader
>>157919737Nobody asked you.
>>157919737I was shocked he didnt try to slam his knee in a car door over and over last year after Mahomes went down.
>>157919743:(
just drank a coke zero
>>157919713>comfy sundayI dont think so
>>157919770Did he die
>>157919764About to smash a Diet Coke rn
I guess tomorrow we'll find out who the Ravens really are. If they're truly going to be elite this season surely they can beat Dem Boys, Brazil or no Brazil.
>>157919808They both suck the game will tell us nothing.
>Rush yards this season when facing 11 box defenders... Kenneth Walker: 71; Everyone else combined: -5
bunch of soft N I G G E R S on this team
>>157919815How DID everybody else let the fucking Chiefs get this guy? He was Super Bowl MVP, surely somebody should have stepped up and prevented him from going to Kansas City.
>queefies showing their entire playbook in the first 2 weekskeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek i see another November collapse mmhmmmm 'fraid so
>>157919834League's decision
>>157919834He was a free agent
>>157919666Those digitsOy vey
>>157919815>>157919834My Seahawkies will show, in a few weeks, why K9 wasn't necessary to retain.
>clap my hands together after scoring a touchdown>get executed for taunting>cut to commercial>the NFL's new celly studio where everyone is twerking and jerking each other off after an implied touchdown
>>157919855That thing has a nice cock
>>157919842>*gets tape*>So they’re gonna run the ball huh…Ok now what
>pantomime drinking an unidentified liquid after scoring a touchdown>Get penalized>cut to commercial>15 minute video of Roger Goodell getting fucked in the ass by a fat Mexican
So what happened to puka getting suspended for biting some whore and saying antisemitic slogans
>>157919876Why on Earth is any team starting Arden Key in 2026? He's sucked dogshit his entire career
>>157919905it's a "michael jordan injury" to cover an actual suspension :D
>>157919902This happened last week and will happen again this week
>>157919813Ironically Dallas is one Hurts injury away from winning the division by default. Washington and New York have lost their quarterbacks, now they just need Philly to lose theirs and they'll be the one-eyed man in the land of the blind.
>>157919908He has a cool name
>>157919778no just sleepy
>>157919927I'm rooting for Hurts to be the last man standing. He sucks, but I hate Dak and his unwarranted fanbase more.
>>157919988Cowdoys have Stockholm Syndrome
How did Green Gay lose to Failcunts and Michael Penis
>>157920019lafleur, no oline and refs
>>157920019Falcons are a legitimately good team with their QB1 and ydkb if the result surprised you
>>157919747maybe he did
If anyone needs their balls licked I brought Tom Brady"Heel" I tell Tom as he obeys happily
>>157920126Don’t you have something better to do
>>157920081>ydkbyou do know ball? thanks
My shit team loses today
Raiders
chargers finna shock the world
>biggest upset tonight?>biggest stomp tonight?
>My Ra- ACKK
Would you guys be alright with it if I posted the N word into this thread?
>>157919600Until tomorrow. Saints look good
Nix
>>157919872I bet you like dressing up
Stop trying to make Bo Nix a thing. It’s not gonna happen.
Lamar FC already got the excuses ready
>>157920260>biggest upset tonight?Just say today, there's like one other Euro on /nfl/Biggest stomp Lions on Jets, biggest upset Bucs over Vikangz.
>>157920260Tards over $(er'sBronkeks scoring over 30 on Rasm
Good night, /sp/. Football tomorrow morning
>>157920019They also fell for the >Gannon DC meme.
My Chiefs!
List of potential QBs giants are considering trading forMac JonesJJ McCarthySpencer RattlerJustin FieldsJoe MiltonJimmy Garoppolo
>>157921107Lock is simply out of their price range.
The 49ers wont put Nick Bosa on IR because they're running out of IR slots lol
>>157921121More like the seahawks would never trade him because they still need him until Sam Darnald is back. I feel like if Darnald wasnt injured he'd be for sale
Suppose you wave a magic wand and suddenly every NFL player suddenly had a 130+ IQ. How would the game change?
>>157921177None of them would be playing. Only dumbasses are gladiators for the intelligent people of society. What kind of a stupid fuck puts their brain at risk like football players do? The science is there. We know about CTE. Yet they still do it. Im not complaining though. I enjoy watching them destroy each other's bodies for my own entertainment. I started offering homeless guys money at fight for my entertainment now and im having a blast. This must have been what it felt like to live in Rome and go to the coliseum.
>>157921177Would change>QB>DB>LB>OLineWould not change>DT>DE>RBIntelligence matters for playing TE and WR at the highest level, but having Jerry Rice route running wouldn't matter if you don't have the physicality to make use of it
>>157921177All players would turn white
>>157921157Darnold is playing
My(space) emo ravens will beat the cowboys right?
just brewed a fresh batch of chiefs tea for all my mahomies at the tailgate later \m/
>>157921107if they get mccarthy i just know he's gonna turn out good :D
>>157920260>biggest upset tonight?Dolphins def. Chiefs>biggest stomp tonight?Dolphins def. Chiefs 42-7
Its strange how the old browns and ravens win percentages are almost identical. The nyu browns win percentage is atrocious.I have this pet theory that the old browns soul left with them to Baltimore and is the reason for the nyu browns suffering. Imagine your franchise just takes all its players and coaches and leaves but can't keep the name. Whatever they left in clevaland isn't the browns. It's like they are a tranny team. They are pretending to have the old browns culture when they don't. The old browns had actual success and at least werent always perennially dogshit. Same with the ravens always having success of some kind but never being a laughing stock. Nothing rubs me the wrong way more than the nu browns do and I am confident someone (God maybe?) has cursed them for being faggots and stealing the original browns culture rather than letting the ravens keep it.TLDR:the nu browns are a tranny team with no soul because the ravens are the REAL browns that kept their soul along with all their players.
>>157921537ZAMN!! queefies nation is about to FEAST on this one cuhh
My Raidies will trade Mendoza to the Gnats for 2 1sts
dont say that
>jizzele so butthurt about Tom living his best life while banging Instagram models and making more money than her that she paid some hack biographer to write a book about the collapse of her marriage
>>157921742mendoza and three 1st for jameis :)
Why cant black qbs take a hit correctly?
>>157921871>Rich>Handsome>Tall>Ludicrously successful>Still can't keep a bitch aroundCan you even imagine how small his peepee must be?
>game day? you mean RAPE day
>>157921216Probably why Andrew Luck retired so early
>>157922098I look like this and I say this. I'm NFL quarterback Bo Nix btw.
>>157922413Bo Nix...
>>157922098Rams are a cursed team. Nix will have his season ended tonight.
>>157919600I think Raiders either win 21-16 or lose 30-20. No inbetween.
White qb bros, the draft isnt looking so good for us next year..How do we fight back?
>>157922609Super Sayin has been balling out i think he'll declare in 27 but yea outside of him i haven't been blown away by the wh*toids thus far. I see some people hyping up Drew Mestemaker but i haven't got around to studying him closely yet just some highlights
>>157922681You not a cj carr believer?
Holy FUCK I am miserable. If my team does not win, there is a realistic chance that tonight will finally be the night.
>>157922707This is how i ranked em at the start of the season. I'm not a huge Carr guy but i see why some are which is why i put him 5th. Notre Dame's schedule is so piss easy this year it's gonna be tough to evaluate him until late in the year. Mensah has been balling but he's in the same boat for me I'm not gonna buy a ton of stock until the schedule isn't bottom of the barrel shitters
>>157922879Have you considered Scientology?
>>157922949Just converted and everything is better now. Thanks, anon.
>>157921537Consider adding beef to your diet.
Only 8 hours to go until redzone
>Best NFL team of all time>Favorite meal>Favorite porn star >Next country to get nuked
>9 early window games>vikies in the next windowredzone gonna be peak comfy :D
I want Jaron-Keawe Sagapolutele as my team's QB
the jinx is in
mike tirico is italian, not black
>>157923381That doesn't mean he can just rape whoever he wants and get away with it
my jaggies are going to buttrape the patriots
Who's getting fired midseason first, todd loose bowles or matt lefurry
>>157923440I remember when Brady buttraped your jasg in the playoffs with a manlet WR
>>157923450the last time we played brady blake bortles threw 4 tds on his defense
>>157923381His little backstory is really sad, his mother is clearly a disgusting cheating whore but as her son he can never admit that to himself
>>157923450When he needed a disgusting amount of refball?
How good was Penis on Thursday night
double digit disco game is jags over the pats. jaguars could be the 2nd best team in the afc
>>157923552brady really was the original mutt. every single call that could be possibly construed to go his way always did go his way, even shit that was just made up on the spot for him.
>>157923633trev lawr is the zoomer tom brady
>>157919855as a boliever, he looks delicious
>the field where two of our most popular teams are playing is rekt to shit >should we fix it or move the game?>NO>we'll just spray paint the field green
>>157923816Ravens are bottom half in popularity
Mornin' /NFL/
Me body is ready for a pummelingt. Lolphin
it's gamedey
My wife caught me jacking off to Devin Hester highlights again.
>>157923921His wife called him out for being an absentee father
>>157923929Does she also jack off to them
reminder for mutts
>ban ends right in time for sunday night footballThank god
>>157923350No one believes in A Rodge, and they have no reason to.
>>157924042Cmon nobody calls him that
>>157923617He was about as good as a black qb can be when they have a running back going for 200 yards and a completely broken defence to throw against
>>157919409It took me a blessedly long time to get this. I saw a team that (mostly) looks like how things should be. Then I remembered I live in clown world, and I understood.
>70% of the country is forced to watch the stoolers get pounded by the bungles grim
>>157924084huh?
>>157924084land mass isn't the same as population density
>>157924179Thats the Chiefs gameThat are is where Mahomo grew up
>>157924196Hang all intellectuals.
>it's a grade 2 hammy and not a grade 1I don't want to hear you retards ever say that caleb was overreacting his injury
>>1579240033>0
Is it still gonna be windy in New Jersey during the Giants game?
>>157924244seems like a ploy, if he's out for only one week it's bullshit
>>157922903Yikes list, none of them may end up being 1st round picks outside of Manning, but only due to his last name. Mestemaker is the best QB prospect in football right now, and then it's probably Kamario Taylor but he can't declare yet. Moore is still good too even if he is overhyped some.
>>157924244sounds like someone is taking a 3-4 week bussy tour
>>157919301Stinkin Lincoln and that entire roster of chimps is a complete fucking embarrassment.
my heart is not healthy enough for sexual activity
>>157924448What makes you say that?
>mmm, yum yum, time for some yellow lemonade before the big game today
RAIDDDEEEEEERRRRRRRSSS
>>157923552Down by contact, sorry your eyes don't work and your shit team can't get back to the afc championship game>>157923633Not a catch, ball moved. POOR LITTLE BLACK BOY
Is Penis elite
>>157923086go suck a somali cock faggot
PERSONAL FOULRAN AGGRESSIVELY TOWARDS THE PASSERAUTOMATIC LOSS OF GAME
I didn't get to see penis play on thurday, what did I miss ?
>>157924560Missed some elite hand offs to Bijan
Chances my Cardies beat the 49ers?
>>157924560Let's just say Grossi wasn't happy.
>>1579245770.01%
>>157924575very mahomsian
>>1579245770.0002%
>>157924585>>157924590Are you gonna apologize if they win?
>>157921871She's genuinely mentally ill. she cheated on him and acts like the victim
>>157924605.....no.
>>157924610don't end up embarrassed like kiwi bitch
Nobody has any logical reason to believe the 9ers lose to the cards. It's just not happening.
>>157921894typical yank imaging NFL players willy's
>>157924641>LogicDoes not matter here and you better start getting used to it. The era of the jewish concepts "logic" and "fact" is about to come to an end
The genny isn't nearly as fun when your team sucks...
Odds of Miami beating Kansas City?
>>157924663Worse than cards beating 9ers
>>157924641divisional rival magic upsets logic
>>1579246630%But someone is getting a season ending injury
Foobaw today!
>>157924685AWOOOOOO
>>157924684Mahomo and Kelce on the same play please
Chiefs suck
Penis us looking good
>>157924718Thanks bro. Its quite the sight
>talks shit about other teams receivers>refuses to play against themwhat did he mean by this
>>157924479>Down by contactExcept he wasn't down by contact you fucking faggot and the refs even said after the play he wasn't down by contact kill yourself
I can continue following the thread after I close my eyes and snuggle back into bed. I see all the new posts in my mind
For me, its my 3:30 afternoon 'spresso
>>157924769I highly doubt that.
>>157924769/hoc/ mentality right here
>>157924787Saw this post in my mind, rolled over to call you gay
>make incredibly funny post>fall asleep>dream it got 50 replies>wake up>check post>one reply calling me unfunny faggotDreams mog reality so hard
>>157924813I’m sorry that happened anon. I always laugh at your posts, even when you’re serious
>>157924797Wait wtf? How?
>>157924827>Rebuilds your shit team and saves you from drafting a bust at 1 overall
>>157919713Kyler finna tear it up today finnbro
Wait, they benched Wentz? Are the Vikings trying to lose?
>>157924855Yes
I wish I was high on potenuse
>>157920769i just don’t believe vikings d isn’t going to force baker to fumble 3x and get sacked 4 minimum
>>157924830To be a Chiefs fan is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be… unnatural
T MINUS 3 HOURS UNTIL REDZONE>iggles play Monday >raining >red zone all dayThis is going to be an insanely comfy day
>>157919260cucked by a jujutsu instructor btw
>>157924888Bucs are playing to save their season too
>>157924855Wentz is absolute ass
>>157921871>she paid some hack biographer to write a book about the collapse of her marriageit doesn’t take that long to say “i fucked my tennis coach”
>Bucs lost to the BrownsLol
is darren waller getting another sneaky pete red zone td against the browns?
>>157924900yeah they can try but baker goes full retard when he gets his pocket pushed and then throws passes to the ground
>>157924899Based Brazilian monkeys
>tfw rams fans taking over the city>tfw like 9 declined cards from fat mexicans last night i hate LA and all its teams and all its fans you people all fucking suck ass stay in your shithole city you fags
>>157924934You seem angsty, ‘Kek
>>157924934Isn't Denver full of Mexicans?
>>157924912Since Coker wont be 100% and Legette may not even play yeah probably
Hungover as fuck go Bills
>>157924855They already know Wentz isn't going to be the long term starter. They have to see if KOC can make it work with Kyler Murray or if they need to draft another QB.
>>157924950What isnt
>Montana 4th largest state, bigger than my dear Germany (current borders)>nobody lives thereWtaf whats wrong with it
>>157924966truly a flex gamble between him and palmer
>>157924993No jobs
>>157924993Mountains and ranch land.
>>157924950la mexicans and denver mexicans are different but also both suck ass and need to go back to mexico
>>157924993They like it like that and make policy to curb urban development
>>157924970josh gets 2 rushing tds and 4 passing today chargers get gaped palmer for another single reception 40+ yard td
>>157924993>(current borders)Ominous post
name ONE (1) current good black head coach
>>157925033that milk dud from the texans
>>157925006>>157925008>>157925013There is a house with 180m2 living space and a big ass yard for 500k in Ravalli county. Wtf I could buy that right now
Does Dan Quinn know he looked like a goober with a backwards hat?
>>157925040you should give me $5
>>157925040And the closest job is at a sofa manufacturing plant 100 miles away
>>157925033name ONE (1) current good head coach
>>157925043You should give me Montana. You can have Brandenburg AND B*rlin in return
Guys could you cool it with the racism until I nurse my hangover and participate
>>157925040They don't take kindly to outsiders partner
The league is literally FORCING me to watch the Chefs rape the Phins today. Don't come to the NFL headquarters tomorrow.
3 hours feels so far away
>>157925045Based! I could be one of those blue collar husbands in those weird insta-shorts where blonde, rural fatties with toddlers on their hip randomly interview their breadwinner when he comes home.>hey Anon do you know what a peplum is? #blessed
good morning kangz and non kangz. why dont any buc fans post in the genny?
/nfl/ is now a less racist place than the actual National Football League.
>>157925083Maybe a saboteur has been... tamparing with their internet connection
>>157925048i can’t give you anything but if you can buy a $500k house in a country 4k miles away then you can give me $5 hans
>>157925095My parents worked really hard for it though
>>157925061could just not watch that’s my plan achane wasted on this suck ass team malik ain’t giving him the ball
>>157924855We trying to draft Trinidad next yer
>>157925083Probably too busy enjoying life on the gulf coast. Very comfy down there if I’m being perfectly honest.
>>157925086>that boy sure can run k9 commentating is truly hilarious
>>157925033Demeco Ryan
>>157925061I haven’t watched a Chiefs game in 3 years.
>>157925111Sorry, just not a NFL QB name.
>>157924899Tom should’ve keep playing after that until becoming dust to erase the shame, not going into the tv booth like a cuck.
>>157924855>WinceAnon please
>Letter + numberI hate niggers so much.
I WANT TO LICK COLLEEN'S WOLFE
Ochocinco
I still don't understand why the Vikings have given up on J.J McCarthy when he looked like he was starting to turn things around near the end of last season
>>157925137I want her to sit on my finger while I watch redzone.
>>157924950Every major city in the US is full of mestizos.
Alright now on to the real question; which will be the next QB to break his bussy?
>>157925150Kyler today
>>157925150Kyler Murray again
>>157925150Caleb in the locker room
>nearly all of my fantasy team is on IR or not playing today>still projected to winThere is not a chance in hell unless Josh Allen has another 5 td game.
>>157925150praying for mahomos new acl to snap
>>157925155kiwi was talking about his bussy
>>157925172it’s the chargers josh is going to have 50 fantasy pts
>>157925179He has space age magnesian knees now or somethibg never gonna happen
>>157925047Mike Macdonald.
>>157925172who’s on your waivers snag bateman waller and wicks if you can
>>157925186Bills defense is ranked 28th, Bustin Sherbert is going to have 4 tds and everyone will call him elite again.
>>157925190He's got another regular knee
>>157925190praying for my fins to give him a concussion
>>157925195Romeo Doubs Chris GodwinLuther Burden
>>157925196>implying that means anything when josh rushes for 2 tds and throws 4do you think fantasy points decrease if the other qb throws the ball? i wish my league was filled with retards like you
Stafford or Maye?the answer may be obvious but Staff is playing against Denver
>>157925203that’s TOUGH pick godwin for a shit flex malik washington can get you the same pts too who’s on rb/te waivers
>>157925205They do if he's not on the field, Harbaugh will run the ball and keep Allen off the field as much as possible.
I'm surprised the Rio game is on CBS and not Netflix or something
>>157925215l m a o you really are a retard i’m sure they will keep the quarterback off the field
>>157925217Yeah its weird it is just another late window game and not a stand alone
>>157925213Hunter HenryTerrence FergusonAlvin KamaraTyler AllgierI have Dalton Kincaid in ans Harold Fanning on the bench at TE though, one guy I have faith in to put up points.
>>157925215how would justin herbert have 4 tds by running the ball with a busted ass team
>>157925217>>157925220They're trying to normalize it.Goodell wants an international game every week soon
>>157925192You're welcome
>>157925196bills have a pass rush so they automatically win against the chargers O-line
>>157925224snag ferguson and kamara dude are you dumb
>>157925225Run run pass, the Harbaugh special. The Bills secondary is really bad.
>>157925238>he thinks the chargers can rush the bills lol
>>157925227Reminder Goodell is in fact a maggot and Gruden did nothing wrong.
Please break my bussy
>>157925232no seriously it’s like this dumb nigger don’t know how many injuries the chargers have oh yeah bud GADSEN is gonna have a big day!
>>157925240maybe the texans and lions are just really bad. We won't know what teams really are until october.
>>157925242*faggot
>>157925242>Gruden did nothing wrong.except be a shit coach
>>157925244Post bussy, playa.
>>157925234Ive got Derrick Henry and James Cook
>>157925260I need WRs
>>157925252>he keeps coping more every post yeah pal the chargers are better than the texans and the lions lmao
>>157925238chargers are top 10 in early down pass rate. you don't know what you're talking about
>>157925258He was mid but the sport is better with him around talking shit can’t say the same for goodel
Mike McDaniels has had the Bills number for years you niggers don't know ball.
>>157925260what kind of dumb ass league are you in that you can slurp everyone what’s the wr waivers look like is boston on there? wicks?
Browns will win todayFans will boo Watson all day
>>157925273mctraniel hasn't been allowed to even run his playbook because harbitch is a stubborn loser
>>157925266he literally said that justin herbert throws for 4tds while they keep josh allen off the fieldhe doesn’t know what a football even looks like
>>157925277I got the first two picks consecutively then drafted Allen with the 3rd pick.
Vikings will get their first loss today and it will be Kylers fault.
>>157925290B-Flo’s defense is going to dismantle Faker Gay. A blind retard could play QB and win today.
Which game is going to be the bigger blowout? Chiefs/Fins or Bills/Chorge?
>>157924993It’s cold and there’s no jobs. Beautiful place to visit, not to live in.
>>157925290i just can’t see baker not fucking it up like the previous 2
>>1579252873rd and 4th pick I drafted last so all of the WR were basically gone.
>>157925290I believe it.
>>157925307my fins are going to get their blowholes gaped and i hate itk9 gets 3tds
>Baker was top of the MVP race until Mike Evans got injured then season fell apart>Baker starts season because Mike Evans went to another teamYeah there is a reason Tom Brady went there and it wasn't because of Chris Godwin.
I'm so tired of this.
>>157925311same i have josh and a whole slew of mediocre secondaries trying their best and beating the prediction odds by 20+ points but i e lost to chiefs players in both weeks and it’s infuriating going for fg3 in overtime instead of trying for a td was so fucking bullshit
>>157925307Biggest blowout today will be what the Bengals do to my Stoolers
Good news everyone DJ Moore is playing.
>>157925334Difference is the 49ers actually make super bowls and NFCCG The Cowgirls just say WE DEM BOYS and get trounced in the divisional yet again
>>157925346nah, AFCN divisional games are always a shitshowit'll be within 3
Jetties finna win today
I’m horny and my wife is trying on dresses
Bros the pass happy meme qb decade is over, all the defenses adjusted to it so everyone is going back to under center run heavy 13 man sets.
Mahomo season ending injury and the Dolphins somehow don't win anyways
>>157925358>this fuckass steelers o line will get within 3 of the insane bengals team l o l
>>157925347all for josh palmer to get a hat trick off another single reception game
>>157925347literally who
>>157925398hat trick?
>>157925398Colemans out so we might get some Skyler Bell
>>157925405Go back to India you fake Canadian
>>157924813what was the post I want to give it a replyMy funny posts barley ever get replied as well if it makes you feel better
>>157925390there is nothing the Bengals do better than lose easily winnable games
>>157922391I will never forgive Andrew Luck for being such a little pussy ass bitch and retiring early. We were robbed of an amazing career. While we're at it fuck Megatron for the same reason. He definitely could have kept playing. Little bitch ass quitter
>>157925414>>157925405OOOHHHHHH LEAF FIGHTLEAF FIIIIGGHHHT
The most intriguing part of Walker’s performance isn’t just its immediate impact. It’s how. The list is long — longer, even, than the film showed. Sure, Walker has put on display what he did in Seattle. He has been credited with 23 missed tackles forced in two weeks, per PFF — nine more than any other running back this season, and 10 more than Isiah Pacheco had all of last year. That’s the player they knew Walker was — he led the NFL in avoided-tackle percentage in 2025. That’s why an opposing defense just might get the idea to put more numbers into the box: It requires numbers to bring that guy down.But the Chiefs have also landed a player that Seattle never put on display. Literally, never. Even after the Chiefs revamped a running back room that indeed needed a complete overhaul, two things remained outstanding — two roles that Walker didn’t occupy at his previous stop. Who would contribute in the passing game? Who would take care of short yardage?Turns out, it’s Walker. Oh, and Walker.
didnt read lol
Good morning /nfl/ today is Darnold day!>>157925192>>157925229True.
>>157924846Go suck some third world cock pirate lover
>>157925432This is the part that wasn’t on film. Walker had zero short-yardage carries (third or fourth down, with one or two yards to go) in the regular season. He had one in the NFC Championship Game. The Chiefs lost Kareem Hunt, the most efficient short-yardage back in the NFL, even more efficient than the Tush Push. It’s early. We’re still in September. But Walker has been handed the football eight times in short-yardage situations this year. He has seven first downs. He has doubled every player in the league except one through two weeks. (Rachaad White, a Kansas City native who plays for the Commanders, has four first downs on short yardage.) Walker’s expected points added (EPA) in short yardage is 8.74. The second-best running back on the list is at 3.85. He’s lapping the field in a category in which the Seahawks didn’t try to use him. Well, two of them. Seattle pretty much took Walker off the field on all third downs, short yardage or otherwise, in favor of Zach Charbonnet.Which, look, this isn’t remotely a criticism. Charbonnet can play. The Seahawks won the Super Bowl. The formula kind of worked, right? But Walker has nine catches for 79 yards in two weeks. He’s tied for third in the NFL in receiving yards out of the backfield. He ranks fourth in yards per route run. He’s second in first downs. He’s so effective that the Chiefs have spent time studying when they can best afford to play without him — because it’s not exactly practical to give him the ball 400 times this season. They spent the NFL’s free agency period primarily looking for an impact player — someone who could change the makeup of the entire offense. They then hoped his playoff run wouldn’t put him out of their reach. They got that player. And now? They’re getting more from that player.>>157925437I know you barely understand English, I saw your flag :)
>55% chance of rain at kickoff0 passing game incoming. On god we sin
Darnold going for 400+ and 3 TDs today
>>157925347The Oregon QB? He’s ded
>>157925420Says the nerd on 4chan
Win. On god we WIN lol
What snacks should I get for today bros? Preferably something I can cook in an air fryer
The giants backup qb today
>>157925462Who is drafting him?
>>157925487;*
>>157925480casa mamita stuffed nachos at aldis
Boltbros, are we ready??? I am all dressed up. I want Madison to see me like this
>>157925487
>>157925493Charon
>>157925493>sliding like a pussy causes injurymany such cases
>>157925487Is he a bottom?
>>157925419>living in the past stomped the texans defense insane
>>157925493That's a future Dolphin if I've ever seen one
>Brazil field is just painted dirtfucking kek
>>157924950>>157925011>State that used to be part of Mexico>Noooo go backWe were here before you were dumbass. And we will outnumber you soon
>tyreek hill is registered in 5% of leagues who gets to be in these literal retard leagues?
>>157925506He looks like a QB from a tv show or lifetime movie
>>157925524lol shut the fuck up spic your apple pay declined for $27 get your friends to pay for the “tito’s and vodka”
>>157925520Lol
why did green gay let Penis Jr screw them so hard
>>157925543Historically bad O line play
>>157925538Shut up and give me my drinks, pendejo wagie
Going to the stadium later, i've never watched american football before
everyone picking bills to beat the chargers and jaguars to beat the patriots and it's giving me red flags
is gaylebs minor tear healthy enough to let him play today?
>>157925560Post pics of Brazilian bubble butts pls
>>157925560You will never make it on time unless you're going to the SNF but you better leave now
>>157925553you have to pay or i’m going to get the samoan bouncer to drop you on your head before calling the police
>>157925377Jelly, dresses and watching people model for me is some of my fav and mine just wants to wear sweats every single day RIP
>>157925563I think the Pats will win but the chargers just look flat out pathetic
>>157925347Based
>>157925334The 49ers have made three Super Bowls and eight NFCCGs since their last SB win, while the Cowboys haven't made it past the divisional round since theirs and are 5-6 in the Wild Card. Sure, the 49ers are still winless, but they've clearly been much stronger and closer to success.
>>157925553pinche tu cochina madre maricon
>>157919306Rapes? Can't say no to Tirico.
>>157925593This game was the best day of my life
Raiders fans have arrived in NOLA
>>157925347he's a dj. he better be playing.
>>157925583>mine just wants to wear sweats every single day RIPHave an affair
>>157925606>ORALE, HOLMES!!!
Minnesota is going to win the SB w Kyler Murray as their QB. What a bizarre timeline.
How many?
>>157925334The Niners have made it to the NFCCG eight times since the Cobowys made it there last, and won it three times, making three SB appearances.
I am incredibly hungover what should I Door Dash give me some good ideas you fat fucks
>>157925638Dahl from an Indian place with a side of garlic naan.
>>157925642I fucking hate Indian food
>>157925638cheapest slop chinese you can find
>>157925638Chink slop
>>157925606Why's everyone fat?
>>157925614Boring, drama, and too much logistics for a few short moments of fun. Oh and I love her. Also has a freeuse kink. Grass is always greener where the dogs are shitting.
>>157925432They will make the playoffs but all it takes is a good run defense and mahomes will be exposed.
>>157925645You deserve to be hungover. I hope it gets worse
Will Maye ever rebound?
>slaps your football teams assWhat're going to do about it bitchboy?
'member when chinks were the worst minority canada had to deal with?
>>157925606Soul
>>157925258He won a Super Bowl and finished his career with a positive win-loss record.
>>157925638A bucket of Fred chicken and large patoto
>>157925651Its AmericaDespite the stats saying that like 50% of the country isn't a lardass you only ever see lardasses
>>157925677Better days man
>>157925665Probably >>157925638Big fat hoagie
>>157925657>Oh and I love herGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY>Also has a freeuse kinkWhat does this mean?
>>157925676Score 27 points lmao
I wanted to watch Penis play :(
>>157925595You really had to go there huh? Trying to have some friendly banter and you say that? About my mom? How bout you go fuck yourself you fucking imbecile.
>>157925665He got taped so no
>>157925664Agreed. Also who hates Indian food?
Still 1.5 hours until kickoff...
>>157925683>Despite the stats saying that like 50% of the country isn't a lardassHave you been living under a rock for decades? That number has been well above 50% for a long time now, and the most recent CDC survey tells us it's 72.4% (pic related).
>>157925683I'm on ozempic, it's magic
>>157925638Door dash is for the weak. Have some meat and egg scramble.
gayleb status ?
>>157925468How bad will Seattle beat us today :(
>>157925730RIP kidneys
>>157925734Sucks to his assmar
Was the trade worth it
putting my life savings ($1495) on the chiefs to win today to skim some free money.
If a team could ever make a rugby style offense work theyd be unstoppable but thatd require a team of nothing but smart players who aren't prima donnas about MUH STATS
>>157925764Put all that on Miami instead to 10x !!!
>>157925777Checked
>>157925753reminder
>>157925766Delete this racist shit
>>157925739We WIN 6-3
My Cardies finna plonk the Sad Fraudcisco 69ers later
>>157925777>777I'm going to break my rule and make a decision based on meme numbers.
>>157925784KWAB
BengalsJaguarsTitansSeahawksJetsPanthersChiefsBillsTexans49ersVikingsSaintsRavensRamsBears
>>157925788>6-3Implying this defense with Mikey Stands-still can stop anyone
>>157925797you're delusional
>>157925805My son is very invested in animal teams winning against non-animal teams. This would be acceptable
>>157925453Rain!? You don't know rain.
will the hawks break the record?
>>157925821Yes. And?
Rams wide receiver Puka Nacua, who is doubtful for Sunday night’s game at Denver but could return as soon as next week against the Eagles, has been dealing with mainly a groin injury that has impacted his explosiveness, per league sources. Functinally, Nacua can play, but he has not felt like he can play with the same explosiveness he has had in the past. The Rams still view it as a short-term injury and think he’ll be back sooner rather than later. The organization does not believe surgery in this situation will be needed, but it’s also not entirely off the table if Nacua doesn’t show signs of improvement. Still, nobody is thinking that will be the direction this situation goes, and Nacua could be back next week.>>157925638Biscuits and gravy with runny eggs and sausage.
>>157925827HAHAHA what unfunny post stupid faggot
>>157925837>last 30 seasonsDoesnt mean anything
>>157925837That’s not the record. The record is Brady
>>157925817>55% chance of rainThe weather will be our pass defense
>>157925837Commies and Chorgers I can see but it'll be tough to hold the $(er's to just 10 again.
/ourvikies/ >3-0 DEFENSE POWERHOUSE INCOMING SQWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>the 1977 Falcons allowed 9.2 PPG>went 7-7 cause the offense was just that shitHow can an offense be that bad that they can't even score 10 points consistently?
>>157925877That's me, I'm that duck.
How do you account for Zest Factor when evaluating quarterbacks?
>>157925888uh oh.... stinky
>>157925334can we get a posted it again award for this false flagging faggot
>Manlove>Gayleb>Gaygay & Kpop twink>Goofam i hear for the birth of an ebin new clown group maymay
>>157925881Bijan was born in 2002. There’s a decent chance his mother and father weren’t alive yet in 1977
>>157925784negros tonges my anus
>>157925837>12 straight gamesOk but how many homo games have they won?
>>157925493sliding should be outlawed, if you're going to run you should get hit like everyone else
THE REDZONE THREAD WILL BE MAKED IN 30 MINUTESBE THERE HOMOS
Why is every single tight end white?
>>157925888Dudes pulled up early to the tailgate
>>157925969high IQ position that has to do a ton of different things and know the entire playbook
i was told NFL games are being played today per sources
>>157925881Defense were allowed to play murderball back then so bad offenses were punished hard
>>157925953Appreciate you
>>157926000source?
>>157926000This guy knows ball
>>157925797I believe it. Our d line sucks. People need to stop overating my Niners
>twitterfagsgo back you fucking queers
>>157925987I don't appreciate what you're implying
Got $50 riding on a drunk fuck falling from the upper deck of the new stadium before the bye
>>157925856Jej
>>157926060no
>>157926060what's twitter
>>157926060i'll take twitterfags over the redditors who make up half this genny
>>157926082Lol dumbass
>>157926082KWAB
>>157926090It's a lot like MySpace
>>157925837>counting last yeargtfo
New>>157926115>>157926115>>157926115
>>157926118>baking earlyfor shame
>>157926103Damn I miss MySpace
>>157926131>>157926103mogged by friendster
>>157926129I fucked up. I thought the post count was higher
>>157925837its crazy that the Chiefs are gonna beat the Seahawks in the Owl this year with Kenneth Walker being the guy who wins MVP lmao
>>157926153It will be Rams, not Hawks
>>157926149I think it was.
