at the Maracanado brazilians watch football?
Real football yeah they do Idk what that helmet thing is
>>157921373they barely listen to foreign music, hard to blieve they watch nfl
>>157921373No, we dont, despite what the tickets being sold out tell you.
dont know a single nigga who watches american football the most known sports here are real football, voley, futsal, surfing and table tennis in order >>157921954this plays all the time herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW0jd50lJd0
>>157924648>the most known sports here are real football, voley, futsal, surfing and table tennis in orderHoly grim
>>157921373>Mexican stadium>Called the Macarena Do spics really
https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/1wr06jd/highlight_a_closeup_look_at_the_field_at_maracan%C3%A3/OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Brazilian middle class that likes to larp as american middle class (although their buying power is far, FAR from actual american middle class'), watch it. So yeah, it's enough to fill the stadium.
>>157921373No I'm a Cardinals fan, I watch dogshit
>>157921373Lets go ravens , lets go joe flacco !
i had planned to go to this game but i refunded the ticket
What the fuck is this that is being installed in the Maracanã?!How the FUCK could BRAZIL have allowed this SHIT???!
>>157930561https://globoplay.globo.com/v/14998229/https://g1.globo.com/jornal-nacional/playlist/jornal-nacional-ultimos-videos.ghtml#video-14998229-id
>>157930107Seja patriota, seu maricas. Futebol Americano é o meu saco.
>>157921373Congratulations for ruining Brazil, even more, burger.
holy cringe
>>157921373is this shit a sport?this "sport" should be banned.
>>157930692faço o que eu quiser e não é tu que vai mudar
>>157930953The sadistic people must love watching this.
>>157930953Heem
>>157930953The Bellringer
Please post big brown booty BR gifs and pics in this thread.
does anyone in Brazil care about this
>>157933539Paulistas (people from the state of sao paulo) are huge Ameriboos
>>157921496Yeah well I watched that gay blowjob known as the fifa word cup and I think I’ll stay with handegg
Maracanã seems to be full.
>>157933276What about Brazilian booties?
>>157933764also look at that gordaça at bottom center
>no bunda samba national anthemIt's over
holy fuck that is a full house
>>157933779no... it's too early for this...
terrible anthem performance
is he more at home here
Do you guys think Adiaga II will make an appearance?
>anthem getting booedlol
>>157921373That doesn’t look like Dallas in the background
Man I've been fapping nonstop since Thursday night. Haven't cummed yet
brazil has the best anthem in the world. hope they play it
My ravens :)
numbers and a gunfight breaks out during the game
What’s up with all these games in Brazil?
based brazil not giving a fuck about the us anthem
>>157933912it's all cheers?
>Singing the national anthem on a foreign countryFellas, who has bigger balls than us? No one.
>and the home of the brave, the bravei don't think those are the lyrics
>>157933938bro you can see the ass padding on the one on the left have some self respect
>>157933952come to brazil
PALMEIRASMEU PALMEIRAsMEU PALMEEEIRAS
Henlo brasilfrens
WTF isuncle Phil singing?
Probably the two ugliest QBs facing off tonight.
Anitta halftime show gonna be fire
Lol this is your anthem bros?
When will the famous trannies dance?
What is this monkey anthem?
>Pericles ayo who this Athens building nigga
tits mogged
Streaming the game for anons, VC opendiscord dot gg/ByA4GXDu
>>157933979Why
god i need a brazilian baddie on my cock
Gonna cum on my shirt
>>157933940France and Italy's anthems are far superior than this shit lol
I live 15 minutes away from maracana, went out earlier today to buy some food and saw retards wearing handegg jerseys
>>157933984And you go find Geoffrey.
VIBE
they shouldn't do regular season games in international stadiums, it affects playoffs. what about other teams that don't travel? it should be exhibition only
looks like a normal Dallas game
>>157934030come
Anthem sounds like a Broadway musical
looks like a comfy place for a game honestly. so smol and cute.
I can just imagine Jim Nance on the streets of Rio. Where will he hang his portrait?
WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY PLAYING in brazil??????? Favela monkeys only care about soccer which they absolutely suck ass at.
i visited the Maracana last year to see Fla x Flu. shit was so cash
>>157934066
tfw no kween cheerleader gf
>>157933958Go watch soccer, faggot
>>157933981VAMOS CORINTHIANS.
>>157934107your favela monkeys that you watch every week seem to enjoy it
>>157934042and you're posting in a handegg chatroom in your underwear, get some drinks and have fun with them loser
I wonder if Tony Romo is upset he's not there?
I love getting suffocated by ass so bad
finna dab on da shitbirds
that grass looks funny. Very funny.
>>157934159>Cucknadian can't even into English properlyOk sukdeep
Well I was wrong thinking the NFL would fix the field before this game. It looks awful
>>157934166I'm hungover from yesterday
>>157934178i say this
>>157934131I bet her black booty is big and juicy.
>>157934183>real grass confuses and angers americans
Field looks sus
Why are they playing in Huehue land?
Field looks like an 80s game in one of those dual football baseball stadiums
>>157934260Is this thread going to be too much ass from start to finish?
>>157934306Jerry wanted some gloryhole from a huezilian
I don't want to be sexually aroused while watching this game, stop posting giant asses
>>157934243It's just a step above Jetlife Stadium
>>157934306to make retards like you ask dumb questions
>>157934315m-maybe
Nantz seems way happier and more into games without Romo
Brazil is getting invaded next month btw
>>157934306because the NFL's greed has no bounds
ZEKE
It's just not the same without my drunk Tony Romo in the booth
>>157934339How about big ole latin american tiddys
Jesse minter sucks ass
>>157934342You don't have to project if you don't know the answer, anon.
>>157934359Based
>>157933905He return to monke.
Lads I have a mid Brazilian chick in my DMs, is she worth pursuing or should I just ghost her to aura farm
>>157934352remember when Phil Simms would pass gas in the booth to piss him off? Based Phil.
I guess the NFL only needs to attract enough sports nerds + US tourists to fill a stadium in each country once a year to make this successful>>157934260bunda..
>>157934392>How about big ole latin american tiddysthats a northern european woman
>Dook
>>157934392she's hot
>>157930953This retard never heard of gladiators. combat sports, or martial arts. What does violence have to do with whether or not it qualifies as a sport?
>>157934276We invented the lawn.
NFL
>shit poopdick
>>157934507NHL
>dick poopsock
>>157934426Romo or nance?
This Brazilian crowd is incredible GO DALLAS
>poop pooppoop
might suck off a brazilian tgirl soon
3-0
>>157934075Like my bussy
>>157934551Nancehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUCh00WHRqY
Canyon anyone else not hear what is going on between the stadium announcer and the tv announcers?
>>157934584That's a peculiar thing to say unprovoked....
>>157934611prove it
>>157933905And there it is
>the field made me foomble!
>>157934619>are you warming up?
Analyticsissies our response?
>>157921373Im starting to watch. Trying to understand the rules but I think its more easy than baseball
So much cum building up inside of me
lmao people really claim "king" Henry is the greatest back ever
Stuffed like pizza crust.
>gayvens
STUFFED
kwab
Raven's O-line is fucking dogshit
>>157933905>do it in (monkey city) and you will (be assaulted by monkeys)what did he mean by this?
yeah i'm thinking dem boys are back
this team is sorry as shit
>>157933905why is insulting black intelligence a sin worthy of going to hell? you can call asian people fish, white people pigs, say any random person with a big nose looks like a bird, call a short man a dwarf, say a woman has tits like a cow, say someone is dumb as a rock, call a muslim a goat fucker, but saying black people have low IQ and act like apes, which also everyone believes we have evolved from, means you belong in hell. how does it make sense?
Why is my broadcast in Spanish?
that field is getting torn to shreds already, did they put the grass in like 3 days ago or something
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHERE WE GOOOO
>>157934779what’s that supposed to mean? racist fuck.
>>157934751But that was Catcher Freeman.
>>157934806https://x.com/1053thefan/status/2103902751625224642Looks like shit
Dak can't win with these cats...
>>157934823>it looked at RedditWe need better ai
>>157934806this is top quality in brazil
>>157934041Italy anthem is a shit .Japanese anthem is better
>>157934844Source?
>>157934844butthole.
I like sex
>>157934800Mio también, pero esta bien porque aprendí mucho con Duolingo.
Was that an indian? They are everywhere.
HiRyS, iiiiiiit's touchdownRyS
Apologize
LMAO that hue monkey in a ravens jersey cheering
Nigga in a ravens jersey clapping for a cowboy td
>>157934892My name a Borat :)
>>157934861That's why he's play with his dawgs
>>157934800Because you're on the Spanish broadcast
>>157934892I havent had sex in two years
Imagine being the guy that has to open all those boxes of shit to look for cancer.
what is the point of thottposting?literally why
Ravens need a rebuild. I don’t know why that penis head is so cucked by sunk cost fallacy.
>>157934950lucky bastard
>>157934925He’s a fan of the game, he is the spirit of football.
>>157934978lamar is a super bowl winning QB, now that we dumped that cracker headcoach
>>157934963>>157934925That was me i thought you had to clap when the touchdown thing happens?
>>157934963This looks like the walmart I shop at.
>>157934950Imagine the smell
>>157934925Based
Are there a lot of jeets there or is my beaner/jeet radar off?
I'm probably gonna get colon cancer but I can't screen for it because I'm only 30
>Food commercial>Car commercial>Insurance commercial>Car commercial>Food commercial>Medicine commercialdon't you motherfuckers consume anything else
>>157935040you’re just racist
Has there been an increase on the amount of insurance commercials that air? Didn't seem like there were this many that long ago
>>157934963I need that nfl shirt to match the nfl hat
>>157935032feet
.
Henry runs into the line for no gain like 2-3 times a game. That's why you can't trust him in goal line formation.
>>157934898>tfw no borderline retarded AmeriJap Idol gfit's over, kill me Pete
>>157935040There areBut that one was just a pardo i think
I injured my penis a few months ago and Ive only been able to get 70-80% of my full erection since then
>>157935045What else do you want commercials for?
>>157934970Coomers seek validation for the women they simp for
Why are the Ravens paying tribute to OJ instead of the Bills?
>>157935116Bussy
>>157935044There is literally nothing stopping you. Just tell your doctor to screen your butt because you have a family history.
>>157935044Just don’t eat processed meats, it lowers your chance by like 90%.
The field is fine idiots. They play world class soccer there.
>>157935116Imagine if Bangbros or Brazzers had nfl broadcast commercials.
>>157935045I don’t understand the insurance thing. I guess because the entire industry is a scam? Drugs are for the elderly
Why Mexican Football is in my Maracanã?
>>157935032
>>157935117Wrong. It's in hopes that others will post similar material
>>157935159Insurance has no tangible product to sell so they rely very heavily on advertising.
Cowboys defense is only good for like two downs and then they choke huge cock.
>>1579351637-1
why aren’t my bait posts getting any (You)s? i worked really hard on them…
grass don't seem to be a problem so far
>>157934963The Broncos guy just looks in awe that he's actually at an NFL game
Commercial break faptime
>>157935233perfect white girl butt
>>157935228You must need better bait.
>>157935233How do you get this job?
It is impossible to not like Derrick Henry.
>>157933908He passed away a year ago man, couldn't stop drinking
>>157935032i'm becoming a feetfag, sadly
>>157935233It's an eyesore at least
>>157935254What's this? A butt crack for bats?
Lioness was shit this season, no lezzie scenes
>>157934925Why cariocas look like Saars so much?
Halftime faptime
isn't dollass closer to brazil
This game is boring so instead I’ll tell you facts about myself that you don’t care to learn. I am a married virgin. Thank you for your time.
>Lioness is an American spy thriller television series created by Taylor SheridanSounds shit
is Peaky Blinders good?
>>157935313I think that Houston and Miami are closer, but who in their right mind would cheer for the Toxins or the lelphins?
>>157935329Do you get pegged?
>>157935313Baltimore has an international airport. Texas is a shit hole.
yaa here we go
>>157935313You forget the earth is tilted
>>157935349lol no
>>157935349Bro she looks 12 wtf
Dakota "OH YEAH HERE WE GO" Prescott
>>157935355Dallas's airport is like its own city its so fucking huge. I had to do a transfer there once and like holy fuck.
>>157935333>Me own fookin horse>done a racismNo
>>157935376
>>157935276Suck those toes
too much bunda in this thread desu
rate the brazilians commentators
>>157935355Have you ever seen the wire?
Does every song from latin america have that annoying, repetitive rhythm?
>>157935333walking in heels is one thing, but it's pretty impressive to walk in that fashion. Nobody is better than that zesty dude doing back flips in the pink heel boots though
>>157935432The polka beat? >>157935432
The Brazil crowd shots have more white people than either teams local watch parties
>>157935432Yes.
estrogenized failedmales are insanely fucking attractive. GO RAVENS!!!!!!!!!!!
>>157935453>polkaSounded more MK Ultra to my ears.
>>157935427casual/10
>>157935333name? this woman is hot as heil
I’ve been mixing peanut butter with sour cream and brown sugar and it’s pretty good.
>get thrown to ground>foul is on you
Refs really cheating for Baltimore? Why? Cowboys aren't even that good.
>>157935491Stay by the toilet.
>>157935506Refs cost them the game last week
>>157935506They were against us the last 2 weeks so it’s our turn for the zebras favor
might be the most biased commentary I have ever heard at the NFL level holy shit
>>157935506They have the blacker QB.
having a slice of 'za
stop posting hot women
>>157935485mikaela fuente
Is this the first ever international game to be played as part of a normal window with other games going on?
>>157921373how are ameritards playing at maraca grass kek that shit is barely green
>>157935539I love arm hair on women
>>157935539whomst
>>157935550Yet another beauty popularized in part by boutinela.
who here /drunkposting/
>>157935539latina or indian girl?
Flaccdragon
pass interference ruins every game
>>157935587I don’t like drinking on sundays
good game so far
lmao the Drew Breese special
favela ass game
>>157935616If you enjoy cheering for the refs.
so fucking gay
How do you stop the underthrow PI calls
>>157935615god will forgive you next sunday
>massively underthrow receiver>automatic PI
>>157935587I went to a movie and missed the early games, not /druk/
THE FLACCO SPECIAL
Clear dpi, put his arm around him before the ball got there. What a retard
wtf are these fag flags?
>run Derrick henry>win
>>157935587Soon
>cowgirls
PI merchant worst part of the sport
>>157935646he tackled the guyshame it happened on an underthrow, but DBs can't just tackle receivers before the ball is there
>Brazillian refs
>Get pushed to the ground by WR>Penalty is called on defense>RB throws an underthrown pass>Penalty called on defenseHow the fuck do you play defense in this gay ass league fucking sucks
>>157935641sack qb before he throws
>>157935432Not every song, just most of them
>>157935641Make PI 15 yards or spot foul, whichever is less and remove the automatic first down.
cringe ass NFagL can play at maracanã, but we can't play our matches thereFUCK BAPFUCK FLANIGGER AND FLU-CFUCK THE CONSORCIO MARACANÃFUCK CLAUDIO CASTRO
Instead of getting mad about getting punished for PI, how about you not do it in the first place
>>157935664agreed, would be more tolerable if they just got to replay the down
So this is what it feels like to have the reffies on your side
“Pass interference” ruins this retarded sport
>>157935675Cowgirls are gay but they did get kinda jobbed by the refs on that series.
>>157935686Seeing Brazilian divegrass fags seethe is pretty funny. Your sport is shit.
>>157935606neither
>>157935675>Get pushed to the ground by WRis doing a lot of heavy lifting here
Yall ever be watching multiple games but the whistle on another screen confuses you
How come the players aren't doing those celebrations when they score? Is it because theyre in Latin America? Because the brothers seem to be pretty restrained on both teams
>>157935723azelia banks?
sorry fellas, league owners say more points more better product
Is passing Erect Dickerson really that big a deal?
You don't get to gamble AND cry about the refs. All gamblers should take an ice pick to the dome
>>157935695>just run up and tackle the receiver before the throw
>>157935723how disappointing
>>157935714fakest tits everwhy
>>157935616i like when girls are a little fat like this
>>157935740Dickerson was elite you fucking zoomer.
>>157935730Stop posting obese women
is Derrick Henry a lock for the HOF?
>>157935723nice
>>157935727Literally what happened can lift infinitely.
REF BALL
>>157935765must be a nobody; never heard of him
LMAO BASEDBOYZ
>>157935765It's a dick joke, bub. Don't be so serious.
>>157935756
What the fuck was that
>>157935769Two years ago he was borderline but now he's a lock.
Statistics bros we're getting fucked this game
So was firing Harbaugh the right decision or not for the Gayvens?
>>157935835Tardation
>>157935855Is tortazation inevitable?
Favela niggers should stay in their copa lib containment threads thb
>>157935863BUH COACH, I CAIN'T RUN OUTSIDE DUH EDGE
>>157935855Yes but it’s not the complete solution. Biscotti needs to finish the job and fire EDC.
>>157935884White Americans be like: fucking subhuman BraziliansBlack Americans be like: We love Brazil, we want to live here.
>>157935772>a DB wrapping his arms around a WR and going to the ground is actually a WR pushing the DB overthe more you know
>>157935884There's one hue poster
>>157935919good
>>157935855the game has left harbaugh behind>>157935900agreedEDC is terrible in free agency and tradesthe ravens operate like a college program waiting for all of the seniors to line up just right, except it's rookie contracts
>>157935919is Brazil fun to visit for a totally average White American? what is the best city to visit?
>>157935925Retard, it's talking about the other PI play. You know, the one where the receiver pushed the db down and the db got called.
Henry is going to eat the Cowboys alive
>>157935884Your a fucking idiot dude
>>157935855Ravens are hoping for a spark to get over the hump like Gruden after Dungy or Kubiak after John Fox. It must suck to have another guy get the trophy using the team you built.
Brazil loves the Dallas Cowboys cheerleadershttps://streamable.com/ybyyq2
The hues take another
>>157935966I once worked with a guy that said don't fuck the first chick you see after you get off the plane because there will be a hotter one five minutes later.
Did you know all people named Jaylen are named after Jaylen Rose?
Lol Gronk doing a prostate cancer commercial
>>157935999Will Harbaugh and McDermott probably be rooting against the Ravens and Bills (respectively) to win the Super Bowl then? Even if they made it?
>>157935979>uhhh I was just uh pretending to be retarded
I need a fumble so I can use this newly downloaded photo pls
>>157936042Absolutely.
>>157936057>duplicate file exists here->
>>157936041>Not in a patriots uniformpatsissies??? our response??
>>157936045>says the retardThe guy who made the original post was citing two separate examples and you were clearly too stupid to realize that.
cowgoyim keep trying to force their shit run game.
>>157936077>uh I see I was wrong actually uh I'm a different guy and uh well you see here's a made up scenario where I'- I mean the other guy, definitely not me, was right uh please believe me my life depends on it
Brazilians should start getting into football unironically. You guys have a bleak future ahead for soccer so might as well make the jump.
>nerman wife is already pregnant againBased
>>157935966You would have a nice time. I would recommend Rio for sightseeing, São Paulo for shopping and Florianópolis to chill out and score women
>>157936114Wtf is she wearing
>>157936102You're up to quadrupling down on retardation now. Honestly, I'm impressed.
I hope you guys realize when you make fun of Cowboys fans, you’re mocking millions of qt Latinas
>>157936114None of us know who that is
>>157936144>uh please understand that you are the retard not me- I mean the other guy that's definitely not me, please my entire ego hinged on me believing that the refs screwed up a blatant call and winning an argument on 4chan about it please believe me- I mean the other guy that's definitely not me
walking my dog at halftime so I don't get the urge to pleasure myself
What do Brazilian women smell like?
Does anyone care about this game?
>>157936219burnt rubber
>>157936232no but i care about you
>>157936193Latina Target worker who almost walked into me kinda jumped when she saw me, smiled and looked down at her feet when she said sorry and walked away. Is this a sign my /fit/ness routine is working?
>>157936232I'm a ravens fan so no
>>157936219sunscreen
>>157936172Demi Lovato looking good.
>>157936232That depends on whether or not you count Raven and Cowboys fans as human
>Andrews injuredNo wonder we started winning
>>157936232it's a pretty significant game for ravens fans hoping to gauge if minter is capable of a bounce-back game
>>157936149where are the cute ones
What's wrong with the field in Dallas?
Is it me or are the fans in Brazil not interested in the NFL? I expect them to be rabid and excited.
>>157936288lmaoI'm so fucking sick of him
>>157936317they seem to hate 4th conversion attempts
>>157936317For most of them it's the biggest event of their lives. They're just there to get a taste of being American.
>>157936317all of the crazy fans dont care or didnt get tickets see >>157925314
>>1579363041, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7 are all qts
>>157936317They don't understand what the fuck is going on
I am a lanky white boy with blonde hair and blue eyes and I am OWED a brown Brazilian QUEEN with dark hair and sunkissed skin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Russel Wilson should beat the shit out of his barber.
>>157936166Hey, look, a receiver shoving a db down EXACTLY AS DESCRIBED you fucking retard.
I threw out my fleshlight because it was stinking up my room, but now i’m sad cause i have nothing to fuck
>>157936358>t.virgin
>>157936372How does one “earn” a brown Brazilian gf?
>>157936284what beef does Pakistan have with them? Even Turkey and Azerbaijan recognize them
>>157936391you're owed one simply by being born white
>>157936372>>157936391every time I download a dating app I am swarmed by brazilian (and just brown in general) women. Maybe try to move to new york
>>157936404Pakistanis are Turkish dickriders to an absolutely embarrassing degree. It’s even worse because Turks themselves don’t give fuck about Pakistan at all and don’t like being associated with them.
>>157921373This semen slurping sport is not for me
How you like Dak
>>157936391Learn to dance to samba
They wont blow this right?
>>157936379>look I scrubbed back on my poverty stream to find a play that showed a WR pushing someone on a non-specific play to pretend that I- I mean the other guy that's definitely not me, was correct please believe me- I mean the other guy it wasn't me, my entire ego rests on you believing me please
>>157936448We know.
>dik pisspot
zesty
>>157936448Go back to kicking coke cans and rocks dirty ass nigga
>Ack Pisspoo
>>157936474>dreck pisscock
GAAAEEE
>ricky Martin halftime show
I thought Rickey Martin was mexican
Your halftime plans?
Imagine having to travel to this shit country
>>157936456>Two teams that insist the other one winsinteresting to see how this plays out
>>157936517cook meal
>>157936466Can't just admit you're retarded, can you? That play, the play in which a db got shoved down and called for pi, was indeed the play being described as the one where the db gets shoved down and then called for pi. To circle back... no heavy lifting required.
>>157936517get more /druk/
>>157936517nosh some za
Halftime faptime: tiny tuber titties edition
>>157936544>please understand that you're retarded and not me- I mean the other guy that wasn't me, please I need this PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
>cowgirls fans have to numb themselves with drugs to get through the game LMAO
>>157936517Hoping to poop ima lil backed up
Legendary sportLegendary teamsLegendary QBsLegendary game
>>157936578Fantastic argument. I especially like the way you bring no points and only deflect your own stupidity.
>>157936607But Kronii, those are too big.
my local CBS isn't showing the halftime show because they have this hog shilling their new streaming news
>>157934178>getting your face smothered by a gigantic womans assPatrician shit
>>157936566>>157936607>>157936607marry Ina, plap Biboo, kill the leaf
>>157936665Super hot and slender
>>157936610lmao you are so fucking easy to rev up
>>157936659Arent these women supposed to be good to look at? This bitch is a whale
I'm Otonose Kanade, not Monday chan.Shut UUUUPPPPP!!!!
>>157936688I don't suffer retards.
I don't watch vtubers but I know their fans are psycho enough to dox them, which ones are actually hot?
>>157936756you sure did replyguy to me for an hour though lmao
Woke up in New York City in a funky cheap motel
I love gay spics!
Why the despacito
>>157936703imagine the lap dances
Every latino I've ever met is obsessed with masculinity and yet they have the gayest music in the world
NFL executives love gay Hispanics huh?
ricky martin is gonna make out with that other guy isnt he
These favela monkeys lookin mighty zesty
wtf is this gay favela shit?
is there a zestier country than Brazil?
>>157936773Kek I didn’t know they were in Brazil
I was hoping for that World Cup 98 song.
Wtf is a "global language"?
why did they have the guys twerking
>>157936808Hebrew.
>expecting big booty brazilians>get faggots insteadI guess the country is just gay
palate cleanser
>>157936808talking shit is pretty universal
thank god my grandfather didn't live to see this
>>157936780She really is one of the best dancers in hololive.
How can we get Brazilians to love this sport?
>>157936847yeah mine was right about everything
What a halftime show. I think I might be racist and "homophobic" now.
>>157936798Israel
>>157936784Eh it’s this weirdly female idea of masculinity though. Very girl brained. Not sure what causes it.
Who is gonna be the Dallas coach after Schottenheiner gets fired when they go 7-10 again?
>>157936865What are those groin lines called
>>157936855Get Brazilian performers rather than a bunch of puerto ricans
>>157936768The only based one. She’s ok in small doses.
>>157936832Cute!
I dunno why that half American, half Brazilian flag made me feel happy
what’s the best site to stream nfl for free
>>157936855Raise the average national IQ.
>>157936899Grawlix and/or biffrits.
>Dak and Cowboys making 2026-2027 Lameme Jackson look eliteDallas needs a full team reset.
>>157936599i used to have painfully large, toilet clogging poos. now i have stools that are largely soft, like the consistency of melted ice cream, but they're still painfully large and clog the toilet.
>>157936928https://careers.mcdonalds.com/
>>157936958
>>157935919>atlantic african slave trade, 16th century (colorized)
This forms looks like shit
The guy who is posting these hogs is hilarious
>>157936958>career
Rayne Dakota Prescott cannot win with these cats!
Nce of LaserDisc Bo Peep to make up for his last play.
Why are the cowboys fans booing the cowboys at Jerryworld?
>>157936517plapping my balls to bleached porn
WHO RUNS THIS LEAGUE?
FOOOOOOOOMBLE
>>157937084Draft Kings?
not a ketch
>turdbuston
>>157937084
>>157937084Taylor Swift
>>157934963>clapping dude literally wearing an autism neckstrapthis is your average brazilian nfl fan
No cat.jpg, /sp/?
>>157937140
>>157937084The Mob.
I thought he made a football move
Commentators are ravens haters
>>157937180Understandable.
Should I switch to saints raiders?
JJ Watt hates the Cowboys
>>157937218which one is smarter
>>157937218They are both corvids so idc
in real life a bunch of cowboys would easily kill a bunch of ravens
>>157936923Having allies is good, anyone with an IQ above room temperature and even the slightest semblance of historical knowledge knows this.Seeing another nation raise your standard on their soil as a sign of respect is something every citizen should aspire to
>>157937218It's so easy to tell them apart. Crows are known for murder and ravens for conspiracy.
>>157937229The ravens is the most intelligent avian
>>157937218Always went with the that’s a huge ass crow is actually a raven rule
>>157937260Chat gpt says the African gray parrot is the most intelligent Avian.
so what happened to the maracanã grass? is it holding or not? everyone who played there was complaining hard a couple of weeks ago but i saw the NFL changed everything in a rush
Cotton Pickens
>>157937218There's a flock of crows that fly in our trees at my house. They're fucking huge ass birds. Ravens being bigger is crazy.
Something tells me this isn't going to be the Cowboys year
>>157937306>Trusting a jewbot
Why isn't Lamar reviewing on his ipad?
BLOCKED
LMAO
>NFL kickers
KWAB
>cowboys
blooooooocked
>>157937218Why is there no NFL team called the Crows?
BLOCKED BY THE RETARD HELMET
What was the flag for on the Pickens catch??
meh still got a mini punt out of it
>>157937356>NFL linemen
>>157937218thanks. next time I'm confused I'll walk up to the bird and ask it's weight and how old it is
The NFL is all about how teams shoot themselves in the foot
>>157937383it's actually really obvious irl
My New England Patriots would booty blast both these shit teams
>suicidal thoughtsHow about them Cowboys!
Not that I give a shit but I think Jerry and Goodell are having a lover's spat. I can't remember exactly what it was but I'm pretty sure I saw something in my newsfeed this week.
False tart. It was a toaster strudel.
Reminder Derrick Henry wanted to play for the Cowboys. Jerry said no.
>>157937346He hasn't thrown a pick.
>>157937417they're not bootyblasting anyone this year
>>157937476Considering how the Micah Parsons trade ended up? I trust Jerruh
>>157937417Your Pats got prolapsed by the Jugs today.
>dook plopshot
p o p sops
CHICANO BROS?!?!??!
>>157937319One video made it look really bad but actually it's holding up. The NFL can stitch fabric into the turf, no idea if it works or if they did it here but guys aren't sliding around with their cleats in the ground so it's fine
Is the next thread baked?
Pops
I just might make her my baby
spooky raven animation
>>157937492>pic rel
>>157937547do we need one? we're only on page 3
>south america>based wrestling masks
Was that "Rena?
D
Why has no one made a new thread?
I
>>157937671in solidarity with Dak
C
>>157937671we're on page 3
How do the Boys expect to win with a coach named Sharty
Bout time for another touchdownRyS.
>>157937671That's a man
K
bmore bros its unraveling
>>157937671Do Arab hijabi girls like white boys? Like if their parents wouldn't kill them for dating us, would they be open to it?
how much bunda you think jerreh has gotten this past week?
Cowboys are gonna win, aren't they?
based Jerry sitting with all the fans
A Dallas field goal ties the game
No...
>>157937701>>157937593But how will newfrens find us?
And there it is! 4th quarter means total defensive collapse. It’s up to Lamar and gang now.
How bout dem Cowboyz
minter is trash. teams never did this shit against ravens d
>>157937741>search>"ravens" or "cowboys">click
>>157937742>And there it is!What do you mean? No one said anything racist
>>157937748Yes.
Hol up……..we dem boyz
the humidity is messing up the waves of the Dallas Cow Whores Cheerleaders
Black men have been loving Brazil for decades. There's multiple documentaries about it.
>>157937748Where she get all that cake from
>>157937803Eats like a texan.
doyle is severely hot and cold
Dak can’t win with these cats
>>157937748>>157937772>>157937817based posts
Hol up whos baking
Dallas D is busy baking
#BussiesUpForWhoeverThatWas
>Get rolled and come up hurt
If I get up from the couch and make a new thread and someone else does too ISTG
>>1579377684th quarter ravens defense
B O Y ZOYZ
>>157938021we're on page 4 we'll be fine the board is slow today
>downsdamn it ravens
hol up
DALASIO GAUCHOS
Cowboys!
Why didn't they kick it?
D A KAK
Birds still winning tho
>>157938066giwtwm
Hol up...
reffies fucked us again
>Blu-Ray Lamb
DRAGON
DAK DRAGON
all of a sudden, dem boyz
It's happening isn't it?
>ravens defensemy god
Jerruh gonna find the finest bussy after this game if dem boyz win
Did he just make a WoW reference?
WATT WITH A GREAT CALL FOR THE 4TH DOWN STOP AND HE IS HYPING ME UP! WATT AND ROMO WHEN NANTZ RETIRES
Does anyone else think that J.J. in the booth sounds an awful lot like Jesse Ventura?
Ravens poopy pants
How the only white Cowboys fan left in Texas must feel
>Leeroy Jenkins
*ahem* H-H-H-HOL UP HOL UP
dak's spagetti
>>157938125Yeah that’s what I thought I heard too.
Why are Ravens always ass in the 4th quarter?
>>157938113Leeroy Jenkins is the culture
>>157938113Yes.
>>157938118Everyone from Wisconsin and Minnesota sound like that
>>157938118they're both north-midwesterners
everybody hyped about wow forever
Dak int is coming we all know it’s coming
Is this like an al michaels impersonator?
COTTON PICKENS
Dear Brazilians,This is American sportsSigned,- America’s Team
HelloRyS, iiiiiiit's touchdownRyS!
>>157938148no fucking clue dude
HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP
Watt is getting in a groove
Complete collapse.
>>157938170Thanks to Asmongold
Unironically, how would America react to a Dallas Cowboys Super Bowl victory?
>Chokesomemore Gayvens
>>157938201He's better than Tony Homo.
HOW BOUT DEM COWBOYS
jessie minsar
What is Leroy Jenkins?
>>157938201He looks like Gronk but doesn't sound like a retard like Gronk does.
What will Lamar response be?
Ravens are a sorry ass low IQ team. How do you not do a qb sneak at the goal line
JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP GET UP STAND UP NUH NUH NUH HANDS UP GET UP GET DOWN JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP EVERYBODY JUMP JUMP JUMP
>>157938235interception
>shoulder brandkek
>>157938206Fuck him fuck blizzard. They shut turtle down one week after I got my hand of rag.
I hate rooting for the Cowboys
>>157938259Do you enjoy rooting for the Steelers?
Bro Henry sucking ahhhh bruh
>>157938259I enjoy rooting against the ravens.
what the fuck is Henry trying to do to my fantasy teams
told yall he's not good short yardage
cowboys front looks great todaydoyle's run calls are awful
>>157938267Most of the timeI could never root for another team like this, even if the Steelers went 0-16
>>157938230It’s what you yell before you do something really stupid. He didn’t really use it right. https://youtu.be/mLyOj_QD4a4
Barhammer
>>157938230A video game reference where a guy just said fuck it and yelled his screen name Leeroy Jenkins before going in YOLO against the enemy horde with no regard for his own life or his team he just said fuck it and went in.
Jerry won the Parsons trade. Best gm in football
>>157938125millennials piss and shit their pants in laughter when they hear that name
>>157938316shut up.
Has Dak finally ascended? That was a fucking insane drive. One might even say Manning-esque
Reminder for any Americans, THIS is what Brazilian girls think of you
Cowboys are wearing different pants. They should stick with these for good luck
>>157938326Better than zoomers shitting themselves over 6-7.
>>157938330What has Parsons brought to the Packers? Cowboys got loads of players since the trade.
WE DEM SOIS
>>157938356This.
>>157938340Okay.
>tfw no Brazilian gf to rescue and whisk away to America
>>157938333I wouldn't say Manning-esque. More like BRADY-esque
Baker Mayfield achilles tear
>>157938340>learn PortugueseBitches definitely not worth it.
Someone should tell Dante Moore to watch Lamar to learn how to slide
>>157938436KWAB
can't do that!
>>157938333Nah. He has added everything to his game except the 1 critical compotent which is being able to take hits and deliver throws and not panicking in muddy pockets. He seems constitutionally incapable of these
Man I wish the fucking Cowkeks and the Queefs faced each other this year because it would be the war of the refs haha.
REFBOYS
>>157938508That you reffies for protecting the integrity of this incredible sport
>>157938508kek
Lamar throws a really nice ball. Too bad he’s black
ive sucked cock before
>>157938392Brazilian girls HATE white America boys!
>>157938523You will come February
Rio - Duran Duran
>CTE break
Dak looks scared kek
>>157938552Great game today Aaron
>>157938436You just making up shit dumb faggot
>>157938523I’m glad they don’t. The chiefs are my backup team and cowboys are my main team :)
Cowboys doctor is literally Doug Dimmadomme
>>157938188
why not just fake an injury to stop the clock instead of using a timeout?
Fake injury to save a timeout.
>>157938606Why not just call the broadcasters to buy and ad thus forcing commercial stoppage
>>157938615Dude is really good at faking an injury.
This shoddy Brazilian field is just swallowing Dallas defenders
Why does this sport piss me off so much
>>157938615really smart to hyperextend his knee to fake an injury, really believable
>>157938597...the owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?
Why does Dak always look like he farted and isn't sure if he shit himself a little bit?
That center is out for the season. Fuck.
I have no idea why the Ravens are permacursed to always have a humiliating collapse but I am so so so happy they are
Every loss is closer to EDC getting fired so I’m fine with this
Dak is the bully cat.
>>157938663>>157938677I was talking about the Cowboy. I didn't even see the Raven. Dude is done for.
>>157938689He’s faking it.
>>157938708lol, I didn't see the Cowboy.
>injury timeout
>>157938333He's been like this for two years, though now it's very fine.
#POOP4DAK
>>157938708he's just an incredible actor that's why you didn't notice at first
A MOST DANGEROUS TOUCHDOWN
foot shooting time
should have let him into the endzone
Fuck the Ravens
FALSH SHTART!
This ref looks like he's made of plastic.
Why do the ravens go full retarded in the 4th quarter?
The wildcat meme needs to die
>>157938775Is he the reffie who once had a cold sore too?
pass infetterence!
uh oh cowgirls...
Two retards fighting.
I legit thought the penalty was then that dude grabbed Jacksons collar on the back.
>>157938606You lose a timeout for an injured player regardless to prevent that
I’m so nervous
the cowboys front seven is REALLY fucking goodcrazy how good the parsons trade turned out for them
Sheeeeeit I can't sco coach
Just let him score. Wtf are they doing?
Ravens gotta stop with that dumb power formation. Shit doesn't work. They need to spread it out.
>They're actually using Henry to run at the goal lineTHAT'S ALLOWED??
>>157938843Trying to win?
texASS
>>157938820jersey is legal, inside the pads isn't
cowsisters...
Ravens are so shit lol
Dak time baby
>WAITS FOR HIS TIGHTEND TO CLEAR>PUMPS 3 TIMES
Can cowsissies tie this?
WHAT THE FUCK MY PARAMOUNT PLUS JUST WENT OFFLINE WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCK WHAT IS HAPPENING???
A lot of time left...
why is mark andrews even on this roster lmao
wouldn't it be good to have two more timeouts and another 20 seconds on the clock?
Dak got this, not even worried
>>157938866But less shit than the cowboys
I'm gonna need the JERRUH interview after this
Too bad pooopoop won't get down the field because these numbers wouldn't be padding
Someone post crying Dak kek
>>157938874i'm starting to think this game where twenty men in tights rub up against each other might be a little gay.
Too much time for dem boyz
WESHALLSEE
>>157938880cowboys are getting publicly executed, probably can't be broadcasted
>mfw actually good game
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PICKED HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahaha
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Whats the best American football team .?
>>15793892090 seconds and a fresh one will be available
Why do these hue monkeys randomly boo all game
>>157938931>>157938941Are you clowns serious?
>>157938929International games tend to be idk why.
>>157938928I want to see Cowgirls get dunked on internationally and I can't even see it. Fucking Paramount call Elon.
PAD THOSE STATS DAK
>>157938558shut up Rajesh
>>157938970It’s not stat padding if the Cowboys are actually going to win
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Will there ever be a Buenos Aires game?
