>Oilers Panthers and Leafs think they will win the cup with this
>>157925363Oilers don't have a starter, they have a three headed monster
>>157925363Uncbros they're making fun of us again
>>157925330>bud editioni'll have 1 please
Need more coffee
>>157925363I suspect all those teams are major players in the montembeault sweepstakes
>>157925605drink bud in honour of bud
islanders eyeing logan stan
It’s ***almost*** up
>>157925363charlie kirk is alive playing net for the krakheads
imagine if there were trades...heck imagine if there were three trades haha
>>157925330fucking Anheuser bitches trying to push this crap beer hard into the German market atm and will fail spectacularly. they already had to switch from selling it in cans to glass bottles because no one would buy it but now it’s not any different. and it’s not even cheap. fucking garbage piss off
who won the preseason?
>>157925737Stars went 4-0
>>157925715
>>157925743Edmonton had the same record with the better goal differential
>>157925744Do people still drink 40s? I haven't seen one in forever.
>>157925776Canadian teams don’t count sweetheart. Silly goose.
>>157925790haven't drank a 40 since high school and it was usually reserved for parks
>sunday232 weeks have passed since that chilly easter evening
>>157925790et pour les madames
I haven't been sick in almost two years but it feels like I'm about to have a fever.
>>157925843flu going around idaho?
i haven't asked in over two years and it feels like i'm about to still not ask
I don't ask, I tell and people respond to that
did you know there's a movie about some of the events of trb's life? it's called Primetime
>>157925843I think you might be having a bad case of Ligma
>>157925921Too bad he wasn't the guy who shot himself
>>157925859You miss 100% of the shots you take
>>157925966
>>157925990lol
>>157925330Based Bud having his dream come true.
>>157925990that one too
>>157925743hang the banner dylan KWAB
>>157926461haha
>>157925685Why was he so ungrateful?
>>157926807the guy handing to him was sw*dish
>>157926852yuck
It's a rare limited edition Olympic plushie, probably sells for thousands
>>157927009ok but nate makes millions
it's Sunday bros
>>157925685Tina! :)
>>157927191
>>157927242soulless slop
for me it's football while at work prolly gonna have a cheeky beer for lunch
didnt ask
>dylan this>dylan that#staroftheshow
>star of the show>haven't been relevant the entire millennium
>>157927467jlmi
>>157927515isles won the cup by proxy via the broship
>>157927551i dont believe in proxy cups
The majority of active NHL players are born in January, February, and March.
>>157927383My 3:00 AM warehouse job where I just do cardio and don't talk to anyone led right into Jets-Lions #blessed
>>157927587kek
>>157927599I'm a November incel.
>>157927735People born in November have a lower risk of cardiovascular issues throughout the course of their life comparatively. So you have that going for you.
im an October Chad
>>157927914omg such a Sagittarius thing to say!
>>157928039kwab
>>157928023People born in October have one of the lowest suicide rates. >>157928039I don’t believe in astrology but Im interested in big population studies regarding trends for birth months. Theres something to it. The majority of dentists and left handed people are born in December for example. March lends itself to the highest autism rates. The prevailing theory is external factors like light/weather/what’s in bloom/what viruses are circulating etc and so on can effect your genetic expression during gestation in the womb.
What about june chads
FLAMESLAMES
pitspok
>>157928299SUCKUCK
>>157928281More likely to be taller than average
>>157928338>mfw 194cmwtf
>>157928334J K THEY RULEKTHEYRULE
where the fuck is everyone
They're eating good this season
>>157928594trb was banned and he acts like 10 posters
>>157928642Yeah I'll have the unacceptable pulled pork tostada
verizon half time report on soon
>>157928665xhe's threadcucking for all the nfl games so that's why it's slow
FLAMESAREGONE
>>157929647>be old man >don't give 100% in 2nd OT of preseason game
just had a spiritual gooning sesh and listening to 432hz healing frequencies
>>157928642is that Pizza the Hutt?
>>157929710>is named Sid the Kid>got oldReally makes you think
>>157929647
>>1579296473V3 IS HOCKEY
jokerit coach fired
got a popcorn kernel skin stuck in the back of my throat and it is very irritating
>>157930305I'll have the refs make sure to have it form perfectly over the side of one of your molars instead.
>>157930192Why does Letang look like Aaron Rodgers
Who’s the retard that made that hockey fantasy thread
>>157930246What happened to Liiga being kill?
would btfo you guys in fantasy
>>157929710That's from last year when the Pens blew a 5-1 lead in the third period. Crosby was on the ice for 3/5 Sharks goals.Look at this goal. Crosby just slowly drifts back toward the net, completely focused on the puck. If he had picked up Wennberg then Silovs wouldn't have needed to make a miracle diving save and been taken out of the play for the rebound.
>>157930888Probably thought he could take the night off because he was playing the shorks
>>157931086he certainly won't be underestimating john klingberg anymore
Little Rock Rockers
Dreading Monday, lads
>>157931797why you don't have a job
>>157931797Same, I have to go out to the reserve tomorrow
>>157931858You either forgot a comma or a question mark.
>>157925605I'd like some more gween tea
>>157931931oh i didnt tranny btw nyla has aids
^||||fag
we don't sign our posts here
>>157932040I didn't understand a word of that.
>>157932023cowfee
>>157932408how was the route bud i know ya understand that one kwab
>>157932437It's Sunday today pal.
>>157932083Good and accurate post
>>157931858i do im one of the factory managers for the Hard Work Factory
>>157932605Oh shit man! I work just up the road from you at the long day factory.
bud1
>>157932594>madi guess i would be too if my country was a global embarrassment in their national sport
bud did not 1
>>157932952Cope
bud did in fact 1
>>157925330All these "bud this" and "trb that" nonsense better stop the moment the season officially starts. No one cares about this schizo bullshit.
my Lions :)
>>157933064
I can’t believe pre season is over
>>157933113my jets :(
hoc is back in the city that rhymes with fun :>
>>157933113>>157933304My bungles are bungling!
Mine and copeies Steelers (:
Saskatoon should have a professional team
>>157933615the population is smaller than winnipeg
>>157933615The terms of the Sasktel Centre lease are NHL or bust. No A or E
>>157933064poor bastard's in for a rude awaking much like trb was on that fateful brisk april night
>>157933660he will take the right of passage that all newfags must
>>157933536we won bro
>>157933824The season isn’t over yet (:
>>157933655thanks intern!
>>157933064queers gon' queer off, anon
>>157934060have you even been to toontownthere is no way it could sustain an nhl teamand there is no fucking suburban area to draw from
>>157934160They'll be running back. It was foretold.
>>157934160Just keep importing new citizens.
>>157934160Sask will represent all of the province. People from all over will go to the games. It is the Paris of the Praries dontchaknow
>>157934400that only works with a cfl schedule of 1 game a week on fri-sun only in the summerthe nhl plays 42 home games across all 7 days during the winterno one is driving home at 10pm through snow on a tuesday
>>157934531They can share the team with another meme provincial capital like Moncton . Half the home games can be played in each city
>>157934581regina is the capital of saskatchewan
Reminder
>>157934638Like it matters
>>157934840go visit the province brother
>>157934531true Canadians will. Thick and Thin
If province are Vagene capitol saar we can bring ticket selling with bobs as Master Gary's blessing cups surely honor us
>>157934638I always get lost in regina
>>157935059lyft drivers get direction to safe location no problem saar fees are low you have trusting please go hockey team
What if they made a big slingshot in Regina that could shoot people home
>city named toontownmeme country, I love Canada
>>157935553They're tiny, they're toony, they're all a little loonyand in this cartoonie, they're invading your TV!
my raidies scored a touch down
>>157935944i thought Toontown was a Roger Rabbit reference >Tiny Toons takes place in Acme Acres
tiny toons are gay we are an animaniacs genny
>>157936146narf
lmao^
Where does Crosby rank all time, now that his career is almost over and taking into account the fact he's childless with a 43 year old roastie gf
tfw ywn drink beers with cute canucks cartoon fans
>>157936082You are correct, and I was even going to originally make a RR joke, but I started typing something about loonies, and that song came to me, so I swerved.
Columbus, Ottawa, Vancouver and Detroit are currently the only teams without a captainWho are they most likely to select next?
Sanest choice in this insane worldBeware the beast but enjoy the feast he offers
>>157936440Captain Caveman!
>>157936401Living in the moment -_-
>>157936477https://youtu.be/krgHBoEeYzU
>>157936528Did you get that thing I sent you?
HAHAAA, Body in a woodchipper...
I don't mind listening to female broadcasters as long as they're French>and if you think that makes me a racist, well, don't you think I feel conflicted about that? cause I do..
THE CAROLINA HURRICANES HAVE WON THE STANLEY CUP
>scoreless draw in Edmonton
why do these bad teams only want to trade for a roster player back? don't they know they suck?
>>157936320the greatest3 cups in the cap era, with a b2b and no *
>>157936849>Freedick Andersen gets his name on the cup. Then gets traded to Edmonton right away
>le tirage le plus dangereux
>>157936754>reviens à la maison
bruins named a pasta their new captain
>>157937038he signed with another team as a free agent, rapey
Ça ne me dérange pas d'écouter des femmes à l'antenne, tant qu'elles sont françaises.>Et si vous trouvez que ça fait de moi un raciste, eh bien... vous ne croyez pas que je suis tiraillé à ce sujet ? Parce que c'est le cas...>>157937076He has a knack... for pasta
>>157937076Have they not had one since they decided to trade Marchand like 2 years ago?
>>157937139Noone in their right mind would go to Edmonton of their own free will. Goalies are mentally ill.
>scoreless draws
>>157937175>Goalies are mentally ill.This is a well established fact.
Where is he now?
>>157937154pretty much bit of a slight towards david
>kitchen rags
>>15793632020/10
>>157937265He never recovered from long island
>>157936320He'll always be remembered as being a great second fiddle to Malkin.
>>157936320He's in the tier below the big 4.
>>157937830who?
>>157938003Crosby
>>157938030everyone knows who sid is, that other name thoughwho is that?
>>157938037Crosby
>>157938044you must be dumb
>>157938068Crosby!
>Evgeni Vladimirovich Malkin
black dude just scored for the Oil Kings
just had some dins dins
coc' on the hoc
'usk
>rags
>>157938253he rapes, but he saves
>>157938965not last knight he didn't KWAB
>>157938253
>steelies won>raidies woni won
>>157939776This is extremely based. Is it cool if I share this image to my Facebook group??
>>157939837Unlike Bud
>>157939494this is terrible
>>157939776i don't know about this scansion, but they are going to wear beehives, yes?
>>157939962cope
a little sunday trade perhabs gary?
>>157939871Bud won a rent free spot in your head though
>>157940121>Bud won2true
>>157939871source?
bud2
>>157940118Hellebuyck to the Sharks for an ice cold 6 pack of beer on a Sunday evening
>>157940171Deal
>>157940148bud's dominance can not be denied
>>157939494I’m in that image :)
bud0
>>157940171Belgians make good beer
>>157940332>>157940398If bud got a clue, would he be budweiser?
>>157940399Stella Artois and Jupiler for a startany kinda of Session, Trappist and Abbey beers are great in Belgium
>>157940456muh bud420
>>157940469>Stella Artois
>>157940456id like to solve:bud in the image forum with the tirade of insults
>>157940482buh huh hhuuuuuudy
how da faq do people wear jerseys outdoors in florida and texas and california
>>157940547they sweat a lot and they change immediately once they get home and it's gross
>>157940547They breathe well.
>>157940547they just blow conditioned air all over the place to keep everyone cool
>>157940578if they where nothing underneath? smart thinking, and it's extra sexy when it's a fit lady >cue oilers_tits_grrl[dot]gif_mp6_7webm
>>157940606raped retard
>>157940738high quality post
>>157940738excellent post
https://youtu.be/ekdOwSW7a20
my onhockey streams are dogshit now and gary and the jews are to blame
>>157941103thank you gary
>>157940842go cats go
>>157941103post netspeed
laying in bed thinking about pucks :)
>>157941103You can watch the PHWL on Hockey Night in Canada for free every Saturday night this season.
>scoreless draw in Abbottsffooordd
trbrother won (at life, the property, etc.)
>>157941147>don't stop.. believin'>hold on to that feelin'>streetlights... people
do you guys think that Torts has picked up his clothes from the hotel yet?
>>157941103https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekdOwSW7a20
>the wranglin' city of Calgary
>>157940842>>157941272>the city of Langley
>>157941275>>157941295thoughts on trbrother's win?
>most dangerous lead in British Columbia
>scoreless draw in Tucson, AZ
celebrating their 90th season this year
>>157941542>american hockey league>most recent champion is toronto2024
>>157941542Do American hockey fans respect the fact that the two previous AHL championship teams have been Canadian?>2024
>>157941147Hockey is back soon :)
>>157941591year before that is was Abbotsford; Kelly went to to 3R Lions I kinda like when the affiliate trophies go to Canadian teams, anyhow
all the things she said all the things she said runnin thru my head running thru my headall the things she saidthis IS NOT enooouugh
>>157941711holy cheese
>>157941746ALL THESMALL THINGS
>a hidden "puck" under the jewels of the ring genius, it'll become a new League standard just like getting your dog's name inscribed on the Stan Lee
gayest and straightest teams?
>>157941711holy... he made it
>>157941711>Check it out. The top comes off and there is the Carolina Cow underneath it. Haha
you know someone's gonna lose the top of their ring
>>157940523We don't post pauley shore here trb
what exactly is carolina culture anyways?
>>157941861The hell is that thing?
pic didn't include the best part
>>157941157we support the unnamed pwhl vegas team here
>>157941847Gayest Team; Shawinigan "Cataractes"; word means "waterfall"Straightest; Rochester Americans; good Christian boys enjoy their freedoms >on a completely serious note, I wanna get Shawinigan to change their logo >also, the "Langley" Giants gotta go
>>157941928*
>>157941891I'll make sure not to do it any more.
>>157941965i don't see where anyone asked
>>157941928>Habs only won 1 gameAnd this is suppose to be cantadas team?
>>157941965Kill yourself trb
>>157941966I don't see that anywhere on the ring :)
>>157941978You gotta read the thread sometimes. Put your glasses on grandpa.
>>157941978decent post>>157941986absolutely sublime post
>>157941996tf would you or your entire country know about rings kek
trb lost to bud and mitch and samir and burritocopey lost to randy
>scoreless draw in Arizona
>>157942006heh u were saying?
>>157942038>w-we won cups 100 years ago when there were 6 teams in the league get wreckedKWAB 51 1967 1993
>>157941907watermelon and fried chicken
pre-colour television cups don't count
>>157942006we own the american hockey league boyo
>>157942050oh we don't watch that fed here still sad rip
>>157942007maybe the reason trb spams the scoreless draw nonsense is because it reminds xir of the fact that others lose to and it feels familiar
I don't count zoomer cups
>i only count cups won by teams invented by a jew
R E G G I E SEGGIES
>>157942074the what
>>157942116
51 is upset again bro's
>doesn't wanna be our 51st state>brags about "owning" the AHL
>>157942063Don’t forget barbecue
Filip Ahl never played in the AHL :<
>>157942050Well shit. I only ever watch the big PPV events anymore, and he just put on a pretty good match to open it.
>>157942050>thought it was my childhood goat x-pac (rules) at firstit was the english guy jesus he was young apparently he wrestled last night F
>>157942201the PPV last night that is.
>>157942179no but seriously why did you think playoff goals counted towards a regular season record?
>gets raped by the governor of stink island>cries to the jannies whenever xie is reminded
Give it to me straight lads, how fucking bad are /our/ flames going to be this season?
>>157942222CHECKED
>>157942267Not as bad as the Canucks but they will be completely unwatchable outside of the occasional highlight
>>157942146we won the canadian hockey league too :)
>>157942287>rags
>>157942287KHL when?
Screencap this: Nucks finish with at least 20 or more points than the Flames this season
>>157942287dream big
>>157942330nta but last night I dreamed that a nuclear bomb went off in front of me and I was incineratedmust be because I'm a flamiac (flames maniac)
>>157942351would be a kino way to go
>>157942351must be
>>157942341
>>157942325Playoffs aren't even out of the question. Only three things really need to go right.>Pettersson plays up to his contract>Demko comes back healthy>Young guys like Buium, Ohgren, and EP25 take the next step in development
Huomenta but the opposite
>>157942396>Playoffs aren't even out of the question.jenand all nucks fans worldwide had better hope they are so they can get dupont
>>157942407nighty-night, pookie
>>157942396I've got you on record, bucko!
ate a jersey mike's bowl
>>157942470Aren't you ashamed?
>>157942485nah it was fine
drunk boomers being retards in the fantasy football group chat i lost btw kwab
>>157942449he's a bucko now, but he will be a bozo later when he's proven wrong
Why didn’t /hoc/ have a fantasy NHL league?
>>157942634How is her canon spike?
>>157942634I'd like to cami on her kepke if you know what I mean.
BUSINESS IDEA:>the AKHL>Amerikan Kontinental Hockey League>an American side developmental league for Eastern European types and such, on a Pan-American scale it's a Good Will mission, is what it is, lads..
>>157942672their headquarters should be in Havana
Business idea:a burrito delivery service that only employs disabled queer hockey fans>they can wear a special sash to indicate if they're a rape survivorsean avery can be the CEO
>>157942770kwab
the property when trb doesn't inherit it
gg, Wranglers>why do get the feeling I'm going to enjoy Wranglers games more than Flames games this season?
>>157943280look at him go!
>>157943370Raped retard
Its uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lp6oGiR_JnU
>>157931797
>>157942038>58 american team cup wins>43 canadian team cup winswhat was the canadian trying to prove with this image?
>>157942770How about you take your burritos and put them up your butt and Sean Avery can do it for you?
>>157942038So... America has won more cups?
I asked myself if my life is better now then it was 15 years ago. Liberals destroyed this country so I am voting to separate we need an independent republic of Alberta. Alberta can still be saved yall.
jo mamma has won more cups
>>157943696Just be yourself anon
I asked myself if my team was better 15 years ago... and it was because my team was the Vancouver Canucks and they had lulongo
>>157943712Canada is a resource colony for the global elite. Albertan will be a true nation for all.
>>157942770>a burrito delivery service that only employs disabled queer hockey fanswe call those trbs around here
>>157942050
>>157943770The Sedins are back bro. Things will only get better from here.
>>157943832true dat they are going to rebuild the right way and not the fast wrong way
Tbg was deployed in Korea. Meanwhile half of the posters here haven’t even left their city and travelled the world.
>>157943770Thank you for giving me an excuse to bust this classic out.
gonna order a shirt on etsy that says "i got deployed to korea and all I got was raped kwab"
Make or break year for Olli Juolevi
>>157943876TBG went to Korea twice... voluntarily>Because he loves America.. and Soju
>the wrestlers found out pac died at the butcher's funeralbleak
>>157943982Who would've thought those were the better days.
>>157943556>>157943653lol yeah that pic got the fatties seethin n copin
Don’t watch the Vince documentary I lost a lot of respect for him
>>157944111checked
>>157943982Torts killed him by not starting him at the outdoor game that one time
>>157944111vince rules
>>157944056you didn't do shit delivery boy
vince won kwaboty
>>157944156
Vince Dunn is a good solid defenseman
>>157944176Vince McMahon is just misunderstood.
Tij Yoshi
zamn
>scorefull draw in Tucson
bro has to marvel at american teams' rings kek
finlands golden generation is over
is this the oil's year?
>>157925672the most reddit garbage ever
>>157944626staal is canadian as are most of the players are who received the ring
By far the most people who have Stanley Cup rings in their possession on the planet are Canadians, so the kind of Americans who cope about it just say that those rings that belong to Canadians are actually American since the GPS location of the team is on their side of the border.
>>157944775and what team did they play for to win that ring
>>157944764
>>157944806a team that is has more canadians than any other nationality including the coach
>>157944799Most common cope on this board
>>157944821answer the question
>>157941711not a single soul cares at all for this cup. irrelevant ass ring, just like the 2007 Ducks.
>>157944861>I want muh country to win the cup!that's where leafs and burgers differwe would rather the burgers take a cup than a leaf team we hate win itamerican teams can keep the cup if it means 1993 is ended by the fucking >laffs or lels
>>157944861you keep saying that america is better than canada at hockeyi'm showing you that canada wins more often in international tournaments, and also that canadian players perform better in the nhl, and more canadian people win the cup and have their names inscribed on it than americans. you're just a plain moron if you think that's not true
i like when raped bitch posts the AI slop islanders thing like he doesn't understand the entire punchline. fucking retard.
>>157944563>>157944775I like how one canadian idolizes the ring given to the American team and this other canadian is just crying over here >>157944799
>>157944906This is a very good cope. Good job.
>>157944902>american teams can keep the cupThank you. We will.
>>157944928everything i said is true and verifiable, all you are able to say is "cope" kek
Let’s get back on topic. Should I make a polymarket bet that Quinn Hughes leaves or stays on the wild?
>>157944945>my 1 team I cheer for didn't win so I'm just going to claim victory since the 1 that did is on my side of the borderyou're such a fucking moron kwab
missin' the yotes
This whole thread is smelling kinda salty. Like tears.
>>157944955you should be sodomized
>>157944916oh go fuck yourself, yes the ring looks cool but i don't idolize it, and guess what, more Canadians have that ring than americans (yes i can play games with capitalization too you stupid cunt)
>>157944967its bed time gare
>NOOOO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Why can't Americans hardly ever win MVP awards?
>>157944992>HardlySo you admit that they do win some?
>>157944992Tkachuk deserved an MVP after 2024 but the NHL had to give it to McCrybaby instead
>>157944997Yeah, just like we win "some" gold medals.
>>157945002Tkachuk sucks we call him the the cuck bothers where I’m from
>>157945002I like how McDavid keeps getting participation awards
>>157942378Sankt-Peterburg KanadiensMoskva Meypl LifsMinsk SenatorsHel'sinki Dzhets
>>157944997Look you fucking moron, why would it matter if I "admit" it when it's verifiable fact, look at the image I posted. Americans barely every win it, to the point where it's basically a statistical anomaly
>>157945011carried that Panthers team to their cup btw. but the NHL needs Mcdavid to get it for his participation award count.
>>157945015gesundheit
>>157945010Oh right. Just like the last one.
>>157945040>noooo the people in my country hardly ever contribute to winning the cup so I have to pretend that other players born else ware count as american!!!!
>>157945017>look at the image I posted
>>157945040>gold medal in your imagehey that's 1/3 of all of them that america has one lmfao
>>157945051>else wareTime to go back to spelling school
time honored tradition in canada is to just brag about the past
Canadians are in full melt down mode AND THE SEASON HASN'T EVEN STARTED YET.How can we help these poor souls?
Some Americans ITT are just sad that they can't produce top-tier talent at the rate we can in hockey, and that's understandable and fair. It's a shame they have to seethe so much about it though. Just chill man
>>157945091If objective facts are "melt down mode" then I guess so.
>>157945091wait a minute, you're the mildcuck aren't you
>>157945114Nope. Avs fan and well I just love your "Canadian"
>>157945114>n-n-noooooooo I can't be losing, how can I turn this around???
Who else is rooting for the refs this year? This really feels like their year.
leafs are winning it all this year anyways
interesting that he refused to answer the question
>>157945122softpusy kwab
>>157945130leafs meaning like any canadian team or do you mean the laffs?
>>157945127oh man, you are the mildcuck. kek
>>157945130and then you turned off your PS5...oh wait there arent any games on that thing
Good morning Go flames
>>157945139Baby face should NOT HAVE FACIAL HAIR.
>>157945130Bad news for the Leafs.
>>157945139>mindraped by someone who probably doesn't even existYIKES!guess again, canacuck
that newfag canadian is so mad bro's kek makes samir look rational
I smell a rags-stars final this year
>>157945167LOL oh man that makes me feel a lot better that I was replying to you, mildcuck. oh well it happens
>>157945130Chat is this TRUUUUEEE???
>>157945156Thats hilarious. But it also means that Vegas will remain in the top 5
>>157945179dallas sucks this season. they got worse yet again.
>>157945134see he can't help himself jej
>>157945180>has to delude himself into believing that he was talking to his imaginary friend so that he doesn't suffer ego deathdouble yikes!truly a sad state of affairs up north of the border
>>157945180Actually you were talking to me first. The Avs fan. Gotta get it straight my dude.
"KWAB" is a sign of low IQ
>>157945211
>>157945179>I smell a rags-stars final this year>rags-stars>rags>stars
>>157945130>anywaysbased retard
>>157945211much like baking a cake for a virtual sock puppet
hey mildcuck, and I do ask you this genuinely because you're the biggest mild fan I know, what do you think about hughes not signing an extension? are you mad at him?
>>157945227what does that have to do with anything at all?
>>157945210I was but he had to out himself with the reply to your Mackinnon post so now I know he is here
>>157945227Is it a virtual cake?
>>157945240Yeah it's kinda fucking Wild
>>157945211i dont think the anon who put hot coals in his plastic garbage can ever said that
>gets shit on by an avs fan and a sunbelter>"so anyway, mildcuck, as I was saying..."literally his schizo imaginary friendthe "mildcuck" is always with him
>>157945234you tell me>>157945241nope it's real
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tavaresmatthewsmckennanylanderkniescowanraddyshreillybobrovskyliterally who wil lstop us?
>I was but he had to out himself with the reply to your Mackinnon post so now I know he is here
moneypuck, renowned reliable and never wrong stats website, said the assv and knights are the top two teams to make the playoffs bro's
How did Virtanen bust so fucking hardIt shouldn't have been possible
>>157945256themselves because they are the leafs>still doing the Knies meme in the big 2026
Oh I still have a gem of the Mild from last season. This is the STATE of hockey.
>>157945259newfag, everybody knows what the mildcuck posts like
>>157945262It's bad for a kid to get drafted to his hometown. The power got to him.
>>157945179this is the type of analysis that perfectly explains why canada hasn't won a cup in your lifetime
>>157945262he couldnt handle big shannons hard criticisms
>>157945270you apparently don't
>>157945270you sound so sure of it, it's kind of funny
>>157945234you tell me bud KEK your 2nd grade prose shines like a diamond welcome back bro did you get your license yet
How fucking wasted has his talent been on this team. Just build around him. Chicago been having the same issue with Bedard.Sharks are off to the fucking races with Celebrini and all his friends.
>>157945297who are you quoting?
>>157945254JVOEL is an interesting name
>>157945299they got rid of his best linemate for some reason
>he used a guide for the water temple
>>157945299have they considered getting a center yet?
>>157945303Zarathustra
>>157945292are you stupid? see this? >>157945134any avs fan on this genny will tell you that this is mildcuckery
>>157945303bro post another montage of you and your JVOEL plushie taking public transit (since ya can't drive)
>>157945313>he bought the deluxe edition of the remake just for the guide
>>157945326I love my team. What are you talking about?
>>157945326mildcuck has never been the only person using softpusy
>>157945331who are you quoting?
cope no i didn't on either account and it isn't a deluxe edition it's a limited edition textured foil cover art
>>157945337If you love them so much, why don't you marry them?
i invented soft pusy ama in fact i have invented more /hoc/ memes/culture in the past 9 years than all of you combined
>>157945326or copeypostingor any of the dozen guys who imitate copeyposting just because they know it's annoying and effectiveor literally any other /hoc/ oldfagthis is like trying to tell yourself that only one person ever posts 2bh or cope or kwab or >laffs
>>157945340whoever else uses it is mildcuck-adjacent and that's pretty bad all by itself
>>157945349Because I would rather cum in the Stanley Cup then get a divorce later down the road.
>>157945352then why did you stop 5+ years ago?
>>157945358If they respected you, they would sign a prenup. You're right for saying no. You go girl!
>>157945357if you're not just trolling then this is honestly verging on schizophrenia at this point
Oh cool it's time, could the next thread be flames themed please?
>>157945352Soft Pussy is a term used across all sports and all languages and all people on the Earth. How the fuck did you invent anything?
>>157945377be the change you want to see
>>157945352>soft pusy>memeYou're the only one who does it and we all hate you for it.
>>157945341oh shit bud's sperging out again to the point where he can't communicate properly. bro remember when you made an alt twitter profile using my 2019 (or maybe 2020) copey gimmick like AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONCESSION but you're so retarded that it was like anime based because you can't comprehend not being an autistic pedo retard? and then ya tried to say you found my profile?KEKAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHATHE RAIDERS YOUR FAVORITE TEAM WON TODAY BTWKEKK EKHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAKWAB
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>>157945385It's literally just one of the lames fag using a vpn. He can't even speak Deutsch. I hate to see people go schizo. But.. lames fans
>>157944861give it back
