What is his legacy?
>>157925879Farming
>>157925879why are you so mad idgi
>>157925879(p)
>>157925879He's unironically more adored in München than Lewy + carrying Tottenham away from regelation.
A great penalty kicker..?
>>157925879Honestly? Wasting too much of his career at Tottenham Hotspurs.
Elite statpadder that never made an impact in a single big game in his entire career
>>157925879He's gonna be Lewandowski 2.0
>>157931142jude doing the dirty work. i see...
>>157928636This. Plus, running away to get free titles and stat padding at Bayern/PSG is not impressive. It would have been far more admirable to have led Manchester United or Liverpool to the title in '23/'24.
looks like it's time for another transplant
>>157925879The spookiest ghost that ever haunted a football pitch and the greatest terror of FC Poopensharten.
>>157925879No World Cup. No UCL. No Euro. No Premier League title. Complete shitter.
Want titles and personal glory? Leave your childhood team in a difficult position and go to a 1 team league farmer system to win the balloon.
>>157925894Paid bot for Barcta. Yamalo PR campaign
>>157925879Flopping
>>157928636TrvthnvkeHe will now just be know as Harry Shearer 2.0
>>157947207They weren't in a difficult position when he left
>>157925879why does he look so elfish?
Ofc trophy less pal
Ofc trophyless pal
>>157928636This. If he actually had a proper agent and not his fucking brother managing his career (pic related is his brother at his desk - note that only Harry Kane's pictures are on the wall because, surprise surprise, he is his one and only client), he would have left Spurs when he was 25/26 and spent his prime years at a big club going for and possibly winning the biggest trophies.
>>157925879Powerful Norwood.
>>157925879He looks like he should be playing baseball instead of soccer.
>>157925879No one has scored more goals against Red Bull football clubs than him.
>>157925879The man so good, he had to go to the "free league title" team to get silverware.And still managed to not get it on his first season there.
His name easily links to baneposting.
>>157925879Having prey eyes.
>>157948356everything about this photo screams "my job's a joke, but i need to look like i'm busy" like those tiktoks you see of women in hr
>>157925879>no WC>no CL>no PLoverhyped overglazed angloid
>>157931142Yes but you win leagues by scoring in the small and medium games
>>157925879Talking like a shithouse and making you doubt if he is mentally challenged or not
>>157958993>And still managed to not get it on his first season there.Wait, really? KWAB
>>157959781It was the funniest shit>join Buyern to finally stop being Harry Kan't>bounce out of the Pokal>don't even get that far in the UCL>it's THE season when Loserkusen turns into Neverlosen>preside over Bayern's first trophiless season in over ten years
>>157959781By all accounts he had a good season and scored a lot of goals but Bayer Leverkusen pulled off an Invincible season right at the same time.
it's weird given how he's clearly one of the greatest forwards of the era, but he really doesn't have any iconic moments.i can picture more Tony Yeboah goals in my mind than Harry Kane goals from history.
>>157925879OverratedLewandowski, Vardy, Haaland, Suarez (just to name a few of the top of my head from his era) were better
>>157925879The greatest player of his generation
>>157959914Shit, I would even say Lautaro has more clutch moments and has scored against better teams, including Bayern and England - both squads with Harry Kane on them.
>>157959914>Lewandowski, Vardy, Haaland, SuarezMiles above harry kan't but you never see them bitching and moaning about le ballon d'or. I fucking hope they don't just gift it to the whingy bitch cunt
>>157925879
>>157946137>>157960042huh
Genuinely the first photo I have seen of him where his mouth is closed.
>>157925879missing a 25yrd FG in a conference playoff game
>>157959914Lewandowski was an overrated shitter
>>157928636If he had only stuck around a little longer, they could have made champions. Son alone got them the europa, there was high potential
>>157961128I doubt Harry Kane has or will ever have a performance like Lewandowski at Dortmund vs madrid
>>157925879Probably that one speech he made about being brave
>>157946137kek
>>157925879Being openly gay.
>>157961128Lewandowski was one of the reasons Barcelona KWABed out so much in the 2020s
>>157925879Cuckface
>>157925879Maybe the 15th or 16th best striker of his generation? If we're being generous.
>>157948356You'd think he might have done a better job considering it's his only job. Family of chokers
>>157925879losing the ballon d'or to a kid who was only good in his domestic league. wait...
90+6 (P)
>>157925879KWAB
>>157925879A couple of Mexican kids
>>157928636It was his hometown team though, I think you have to respect him at least trying to help them win something and not just jumping ship at the first opportunity.
>>157976170The culture of tattling in soccer is so fucking weird. I remember wtaching the WC final, one of the Spanish players said something to Messi, and then Messi immediately turned to the referee and started yelling and pointing like it was middle school and you were telling the teacher that someone said the f-word
>>157985265That's how the game is played. You're supposed to foul as much as possible while trying to avoid cards. You're supposed to dive as much as possible to get the referee's attention. You're supposed to irritate your opponents so they do something stupid. You're supposed to get other players sent off is possible.That's what football is and always has beem. "The beautiful game" is just a branding exercise.
>>157987122Harry Kane is a spectacular diver
>>157925879Kickin da footy
>>157987643My favorite part is how Harry Kane initially clutches the wrong leg while diving
>>157987697you said that in a funny way i congratulate you for being so funny
>>157976170lolol
>>157985265In that case it's because FIFA added some new rules to prevent players from speaking while covering their mouths.It was the go-to to call Vinni a monkey if you catch my drift.In that case, it was Ucurela saying something while blowing his nose and the argies tried to call the ref in a typical display of argentinian fair-play.I remember players pulling stuff like pic and getting away with it.Game's gone.
>>157988595France only won the 2018 World Cup with blatant cheating and everyone at the time called you out on it:https://www.news.com.au/sport/football/world-cup/fans-lash-antoine-griezmann-for-alleged-act-of-deceit-that-turned-the-world-cup-final/news-story/0819f44f904fe614a7bb91c93f921792https://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/2018-world-cup-var-fuels-controversy-as-socceroos-lose-to-france/fl6mt9taohttps://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/columnist/martin-rogers/2018/06/20/lucas-hernandez-france-world-cup-diving/718024002/https://talksport.com/football/world-cup/400281/luka-modric-bad-refereeing-decisions-contributed-croatias-world-cup-final-defeat/https://www.fourfourtwo.com/news/dont-talk-me-about-var-rakitic-not-over-world-cup-final-losshttps://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/jul/11/belgiums-thibaut-courtois-and-eden-hazard-hit-out-at-anti-football-france
>>157985242Yes yes, it is respectable. Kane will go down in history as being respectable.
>>157925879Zero trophies that matter.
>>157976170thank god he managed to score in that game and turn the tie aroundimagine if england had actually lost to the doctor after this
>>157976170England couldn't even beat Ghana
>>157959781tbf he did score 36 goals in 32 games that season
>>157994568They're Bundesliga "goals" though.
Very underrated still in England (not a spurs fan)people who say he's just a target man clearly don't watch as much football as they claim toohis ability to play deep and spray long passing is incredible and an amazing goal scorer
>>157987122That's really not true at all. Tired of trying to explain it to Americans but a dive may or may not be "ethical" while trying to get a player sent off is always considered a dick move. Trying to irritate the opponent or committing egregious fouls all depends on the situation and what you did, those could also be considered garbage acts. Yeah if someone is diving all the time then they're an idiot. A well planned out dive is not so serious, it's just a part of the game, almost an art in itself.
>>157995230>Trying to irritate the opponent or committing egregious fouls all depends on the situation2006 World Cup final? Materazzi was winding up Zidane throughout the match by insulting his sister with the goal of getting him to lose his temper and sent off because he was worried Italy was losing.
>>157946137>>157988595kek
>>157925879What expression is this?
>>157988827BTFO that "French" ngubu
>>157928636and now he's wasting it with a has been Bayern instead
>>158010072KWAB!
>>158010072pathetic
>>158010072>when you're waiting for someone else to revive you in fortnite
he is loyal to his woman
>>158016432His woman is UGLY
>>157925879Anderson is better
>>157987122disgusting, what third world country are you from?
>>157925879King of mouth breathers
>>158020591Soccer is a Third World sport
>>157985242He's from east London, he should be supporting west ham
>>158022340east londonwest ham?
>>157985184QRD?
>>158022385gives you an idea how big london is
>>158022385east ham is in west london
>>158022748Harry Kane has an ugly wife who looks Mexican
>>158016432Have you seen what she looks like? lmao
>>157925879shitter
