>And with the first pick in the 2027 NFL Draft, the ______ pick _______
How badly will Bustin RAPEDbert humiliate himself today?What will be the excuse this week?
>dick transvestscott
>>157926132why is every single westcoast fanbase full of trashy weebs?
>another injured player magically gets healthy in time to play against dem boyz
>>157926152majority hispanic population
Coach Dilate
My Patties
>>157926152they love anime
>>157926161McReddit they call him
>>157926164BRVTAL
>>157926164IT'S KILLING ME
>>157926195BUT IT'S JUST THE PRICE I PAY
Every season non ball knowers such as yourself think the team that won the super bowl is going back, it doesn’t happen outside of dynasties like the Chiefs and PatsThe best candidate to go back in recent memory was the Eagles and they got nowhere closeHawks aren’t going to be the NFC team in the super bowl
Why don't we ever see these type of fazns in NFL games?
Colleen Wolfe owes me mommy roleplay sex
>>157926216me on the left
>>157926164Hes way too good for her lmao
>>157926210Bro the hawks gave a great defense and will probably be better than last year. My prediction was that their offense would take a small dip but they still have JSN so it doesn't really matter and I also said that their defense would be even better. MacDonald is the top defensive mind rn
>>157926164Hawt!
HOTAKE:>NFCNorth: MINEast: PHIWest: SFSouth: NO>AFCNorth: CINEast: BUFWest: LVSouth: JAX
>>157926173Rammies aren't even making the 'ploffs mmmmmhhhhmmmmmmmmmm 'fraid so!
Is it just me or is the general a lot slower than it was the last 2 weeks right before kick-off?
>>157926258Giles Corey lookin ass
>>157926237All those things are said every year about teams that do well. The Lions made the NFCCG and surely will make the super bowl next year, the Eagles won the owl and looked unstoppable it’s basically the same team next year plus a whole new Howie draft who can stop them from going back.The NFL isn’t neatly linear like that unless you’re a dynasty. Are the Seahawks on track to be a dynasty? Nobody believes to that. They had a good Cinderella run in a down season, now it’s over. It will be Rams, 49ers or even Saints before it’s the Seahawks again
>>157926216>AI has turned nudity as exciting as margarine.No wonder the zoomies aren't fuckin'
Which early games are we watching?
your new giants QB
>>157926270
Here’s how a man clears out My Space *farts*
>>157926270Jannies were on a tear, I got got at 4:30am for a 15 hour old post, luckily only missing TNF.
REDZONE>>157926305>>157926305>>157926305>>157926305REDZONE>>157926305>>157926305>>157926305>>157926305
>woke up with stiff neck>worse 3 hours laterhelpme
>>157926216I don’t know how, but I could tell this was AI at first glance. How does that work I wonder.
https://www.pro-football-reference.com/teams/cle/career-receiving.htmthe top receivers for the cleveland browns
Chargers v Bills game thread>>157926323>>157926323>>157926323
Thinking about picking up some Papa Murphys for the games today, what do you guys think?
>>157926316u wot m8?
>>157926270Half the board has been banned for racism.
>>157926321The pic is real, the animation is AI
>no fox noon game for me>cbs noon game is Chiefs walking over the DolphinsAn exciting week of handegg in Iowa
STAFFORD OR MAYE AHHH
I can hear it now>and thats the back to back Super Bowl MVP... Kenneth Walker the first to do it since his QB1 Patrick Mahomes accomplished the very same thing with these Chiefs
>>157926133Chargers pick Chambussy
>>157926353Drake Stafford
>>157926348You are in Chiefs Kingdom you should be a Chiefs fan enjoying a Chiefs game no matter what.
I wish I could be confident about my Bills winning a game but the last times I was lost to the dolphins and the falcons.
>>157926321The uncanny valley is a psychological reaction where an object that looks almost, but not entirely, human triggers feelings of eeriness, revulsion, or unease in viewers
>>157926361Everyone here likes the Packers
>>157926282I never said they are a dynasty. They are still the team to beat because nobody has figured out their defense. JSN would have to get injured and Darnold would have to start seeing ghosts again for the league to have a chance.>RamsThat's the only team I can see beating them once they get Myles healthy>49ersLol people need to stop overating my Niners. We ran out of IR spots before week 3 and things are only going to get worse. I just hope we sneak in via wildcard again like last season
>>157926348To words for you are stupid ass:RedZone
>>157926363cursed teams don't get to be until the curse is lifted.
>>157926348Just type in what game you want to watch into the search bar nigga
AHHHHHHHHH I’VE SWITCHED MY PICK AHHHHHHHHHHHHH I’M DOING IT SAVE ME JUSTIN HERBERT
>>157926393Man I want to be an obnoxious faggot like choofs fags are.
>>157926361nobody likes the chiefs in iowat. 50014
>>157926372Wrong, Iowa is part of Chiefs Kingdom along with Missouri, Kansas, Oklahoma and Nebraska. That’s why Caitlin Clark, from Iowa, is a lifelong Chiefs fan. I’m sorry you were raised incorrectly, but don’t besmirch the rest of your state with your filthy mouth
CHARGERS!
What's your breakfast /nfl/?
>>157926404Wrong
>>157926403You are to Lamar stans.
>>157926375>We ran out of IR spots before week 3This is shocking and yet completely expected.
>>157926115Dis doo gon sell me on a reverse mortgage n diabeetus meds n shieeeet
>>157926418>caring about what niggers thinkshiggy
why doesnt anyone talk about mahomes obviously hiring a voice coach to help coach the kermit sound out of his voiceits cringe
>>157926414Made 2 bomb ass BLTs with rye bef
>>157926414cobbee until redzone
SEAHAWKS - COMMIES>>157926439>>157926439>>157926439
>>157926405>Missouri, Kansas, Oklahoma and NebraskaImagine living in these shitholes. Absolutely Grimm. I'd kill myself
I took a cialis after a heavy night of drinking to fuck my woman and my head feels like it is going to implode, by breakfast is two cheladas
>>157926414Had 3 eggs scrambled, two English muffins, and some bacon.
>>157926443You couldn’t handle it, paco
>>157926414Actually a little jealous. I've been surviving off rice and beans for 12 weeks (rice and hot sauce for the past 4).. finally got paid from my new job y'day, I ate a 1 lb bacon ranch burger with swiss cheese, an entire homemade mac n cheese (full box of barilla, full jar of sauce, full bag of sharp cheddar), 3 doughnuts, a brownie that could have been 4 brownies, an entire bag of extra cheese goldfish, 4 glasses of milk, and 4 glasses of soda.. I ate like I just got out of prison.
>>157926456Okay but did it work? Thinking about getting a prescription. Was thinking about generic Viagra but now I'm leaning towards generic Cialis
Worried about my road Rammies. Without Puka they just gonna stick Surtain on Davante. Run game is gonna need to show out. And our defense gotta show up against someone not named Jameis
Last chance to pick your teams to bandwagon for the season, these are important games
Panthers v Browns game thread >>157926462>>157926462>>157926462
>>157926485You should be.
>>157926472Lol madlad
>>157926477Yeah, it works great and works whenever you want, but the first time or you don't use it regularly you will get really bad headaches.
>>157926472Doesn't eating all that after clean dieting for so long give you explosive diarrhea?
>>157926443:( but it’s comfy
>>157926509Do you take it daily or only when you know your gonna get lucky
What is some easy money bets for the afternoon games... afternoon so I have time to think about it too late for early games
>>157926477Viagra just gives you an erection for a short period of time, cialis you can get an erection when you are aroused for a few days.
>>157926522I was shitting once a week during those 12 weeks... I shit 5 times since y'day. Not explosive runs, but still having bad bouts of stomach cramps and gas.
It sucks being a Baker fan. He overperforms when you expect him to suck, and he sucks fucking dick when you think he should do well. Fucking goddamn it Baker.
>turn on TV>it's a Rio travel blogGetting real tired of this shit
>>157926535I only use it for when I have whiskey dick, which isn't that often.
If you need an erection why don't you just make physical contact with a woman? It's pretty automatic. Go Seahawks btw.
>>157926550This. Tough having him on my fantasy team
>>157926562Getting old sucks, I would recommend dying before then.
>>157926548>shitting once a weekThat's not healthy bro I don't know how that's even possible on rice and beans
>>157926572>>157926562I'm 31.and can bust a nut in under a minute (jerking off). Goml.
I thought Penis was good Thursday night
>>157926593How gaped was your bussy afterwards
>>157926572But the future promises to be filled with wonders incomprehensible in our day and age.
>>157926579I was pretty distressed over it. Before that I was a regular shit once a day guy, but something about that "diet" just slowed my system to a crawl.. the shits were brutal too, yelling at the top of my lungs on the toilet kind of shits
Jets v Lions>>157926615>>157926615>>157926615
>me and the bitch get drunk on the weekends>says she doesn't want sex>go to the bathroom and smack my pecker around to see if it gets hard, if no pop a pill>she actually wanted sexOr>can't get it hard, don't take pill>she actually wanted sex>she makes you miserable and won't give you sex for daysNot worth the risk
>https://x.com/chargers/status/2104229387931734076If man just woke up. Good morning, If Man! This nigga does not give a fucking shit about chorgers, he's Andrew lucking us very soon......
mina kimes
>>157926627what a shitter game lmao
>>15792658631 isn't old I am 46. It doesn't really hit until you turn 40
>31 isn’t oldKek do boomer millenials really
>>157926604The future promises shit all the time and in recent years the economy has been running on shit the future promises. I dont trust it. Its lame and gay and made from wires. Fuck that shit.
I realized that PFF is actually, genuinely dead in the mind of NFL fans everywhere and I can't be more elated.
My billsies :)
Threads kinda slow for game day and games being played wtf is this dead ass general
>>157926637Literally gotten sacked at a worse rate than Luck, what you expect. Joe burrow only lasted cus the dude gets injured and sits the year. Herbert is more Andrew Luck where he just keeps going
>>157926699Like a phoenix, with the death of PFF, broken Skip and broken Shannon reunite.
>>157926635Maybe if you referred to her as something kinder than "the bitch" your body would have a normal reaction to her
>>157926705Trannies and gays like kiwi spend all day on discord shitting threads up.
>>157926115https://x.com/Breaking911/status/2094540253906325869>The Philadelphia Eagles now have male cheerleaders>>157926115https://x.com/Breaking911/status/2094540253906325869>The Philadelphia Eagles now have male cheerleaders>>157926115https://x.com/Breaking911/status/2094540253906325869>The Philadelphia Eagles now have male cheerleaders
Taylor doesn’t want to go to your shitass stadiums kek, she’s Arrowhead-only
>>157926699PFF was another victim to Private Equity, and what we see from them now is what we see in our every day life from many other places
OUR Bills
>>157926788PFF was a bunch of nerds who somehow sold the idea of their data being better than everybody elses
>>157926635If you're going through hell, keep on going. Right?
Why do they even bother playing the games still? PFF provides us with objective, basedentific rankings of every player in the league. We should just add up the PFF points of every roster and give the trophy to the highest ranked squad.
>CBS in my area showing Saints/Raiders instead of the potential memeworthy disaster Cowboys/Ravens in Brazil
What the fuck even is this.The product is shit this season. Every team sucks.
>BuffaLELBuffaLEL >BuffaLELBuffaLEL>BuffaLELBuffaLEL>BuffaLELBuffaLEL>BuffaLELBuffaLEL>BuffaLELBuffaLEL >BuffaLELBuffaLEL>BuffaLELBuffaLEL>BuffaLELBuffaLEL>BuffaLELBuffaLEL
>Tied at 0 with only 15 minutes left to play in the 1st quarterDogshit teams
Christ almighty, I thought these uniforms were rock bottom...
>>157926803Yeah, and the moment it sold literally everyone was fired
i will be watching the wnba playoffs instead of bullshit early season games and there is nothing you can do about it.
LV vs NO>>157927067>>157927067>>157927067
>>157927065Nobody believes you
>>157926115Joe Bussy MVP
>>157927136NE @ Jax
>needing refball to beat the Jets and Geno SmithThe absolute state of detoilet
>team plays monday>stress free sunday footballfeels good
"The Schedule" strikes again
>>157927533Incomplete pass
>>157927496I'm pissed my brownies are playing Thursday... I never want Monday games, I never want Thursday games, I never want primetime games. I ONLY want early slot 1 pm games forever. Idk why that isn't the case for my brownies, no reason for them to not be in the early slot Sunday vs the stoolers
>>157927580Jags got the ball
how does this even happen?
>>157927533Damn this nigga sucks kek plonked
>>157927533What the fuck
Having fun AJ?
>>157926610nigga have you never heard of magnesium?
Allen is washed
>>157927102believe THIS *just fucking BLASTS a 5 second fart so violent i nearly shit my brains out all over your faithless post*
>>157926115Burrow MVPJamarr OPOY
what’s happening with the only qb in nfl history rn? 2 picks?
Josh Allen is such a reckless QB. He's so talented but he desperately wants to throw the game away 10x a game
>>157927533Darnold-eque (Jets Darnold seeing ghosts)
Maye has regressed so rapidly bro
The Scheduleeeeee
i know youre reading this, pussy
Plan Status: Trusted
The pants aren't good. Why did you tell me they were good?
>>157929293f u bitch ass nigga
Tapebros, we won
>Halftime report didn’t cover the Allen turnovers just his TD Why is media like this
>>157929368Noone cares about defense unc
>>157929368Allen is a black QB so they don't, while Jalen Hurts is a white QB and they do.
>>157926115 i havent watched football since eli was around. what do i need to know?
Ford FieldDetroit
>>157929423chiefs are refbabbies, black QBs, defense isn't allowed
So everyone was right when we called Maye a schedule baby, right?
People ITT where laughing at me when I said the Pats are not making the playoffs this season Kwab
>>157929473>black QBsyea i noticed that actually. i mean there were a few back when i kept up like donovan mcnabb but now there seem to be a lot of them whats up with that
>>157929293i know you're reading this pussy
What if the browns were right for once? This the 1st time Deshaun truly out of legal problems + not injured
>>157929491It was pretty obvious.. pats had one of the easiest schedules ever last season
>>157927533Lmao I can't believe there are people in this genny who thought this fag was good. I can actually, because most patriots fans are delusional zoomer retards. But rhetorically, I can't FUCKING believe they fell for the Drake Maye meme.
