Please join me in watching my Houston Texans take on the Indianapolis Colts in a match that will be watched by dozens of fans. The texies have been a massive disappointment and they've been relegated from getting the A broadcasting team to Tom McCarthy and Robert Turbin (literally who?). So cart yourself in and watch this slop.Shit game means comfy thread. So if you're that one dude who just never stops posting about how much he hates the Texans and yet watches every game, not posting that would make things a lot comfier. Kickoff in 32 bings
>>157926299Also remember Anthony Richardson? Dude got hurt getting out of bed
Whale, whale, whale, the pee team
>>157926446What you drinking san antonanon? Also as you can see I'm still stuck in the UK
Also, why the fuck is there a game in Brazil?
>>157926486Idk might throw back a redbull and vodka, but realistically imma smoke, usually a hit at the start of each quarter. Where you watching the game in the UK?
>>157926520NFL is 100% expanding out to other countries. So these games are to test how many people will show up, and then need to do it often to make sure its not just hype, and second is testing the logistics and stuff. Id imagine we will have 8 new teams in the NFL within the next 10 years, 4 of them at minimum being outside the country
Still 14 more games of this shit
I forgot we were wearing our ugly ass black out jerseys. The helmet looks great but the jersey is awful
>>157926596In Northern Ireland. Comfy, rainy weather up here. Visa back home had to get re-upped so just wanted somewhere comfy while I wait on that. Guinness is so good here
One of these shit teams is going 0-3.
>>157926762Or we could both be 0-2-1
>>157926299colts are gonna bootyblast this fake pocket passer
How long has the anvil been a thing? Ive never seen it before just now
Based xfl for having all their improvements to the game bleed into the rest of football
It's already ogre
>>157926762The other will possibly be the top of the division if faguars lose
holy shit we actually forced a 3 and out we're so back coltsbros
>>157926299Look, the same old traitor cocksucker making the threads. Enjoy simping for a a bunch of losers.
FOOMBLE
Our opening drive was the only thing we were good at...
So much spaghetti already
Geeze Colts....
>>157927010The fact that us Texies have had the same OP for several seasons now is based. Sucks to such ig.
>>157927010Stfu up faggot
>>157927035Channeling our chuck pagono energy to ensure a close spagettifest that the texans will find a way to lose
>>157927010>I've been the op for years>somehow that's a bad thing
Why didnt he just run on the outside
Kino shitfest
>Pooston Kekxans
>>157927113Purely socioeconomic factors
ngl IU makes watching the colts suck a little easier
>>157927107Its probably the colts thread maker and lost his purpose for the week
>>157927107You are a johnny come late new fag that showed up in the 2020s
>>157927130I think it's some retarded Houstonian who hates the Texans for some reason and gets mad when people like them
>>157927130Nope. I usually make all the Colts threads but I didn't bother this week because I like the Texans shotgun pepe guy
>>157927169my ancestors are from houston and you are a coucksucker that loves to eat shit and be a fair weather fan. The whole reason why the NFL is insufferable today is because of people like you.
>>157927169Ohhh that Tits fan? Hahaha. I dislike Texans fans who cant let go of the Oilers, so props to him for following his team instead of trying to make the Texans into the Oilers
>Pitre
>>157927177Thanks man. Love your pork tenderloin sandwiches
pooston's secondary is booty cheeks
“Danny Dimes” is slicing up our defense
I love this autistic man. he might suck but he would die for his team
shit teams> I had to do it
>>157927298Remember when the defense was unstoppable and all we needed to win the super bowl was a competent offense? That was a fun season
>>157927340Bro, I get a pit in my stomach every time the Texies O walks on the field.
our O line is SHIT
>>157927340
Did we just take the QB sneak out of our playbook? Or is Caley just an actual retard? Serious question
>>157927550Caley is just retarded, he ran that exact same play last week.
Justin Walley has a 154.3 passer rating against him this year and is still playing
>>157927094Kek
Texiebros this is getting hard to watch, I'm talking like 2021 bad.
>>157927220not a titans fan, I'm just not a zoomer like you and I remember the old team
>>157927800Im 37
DJ can't throw into the sun he's never this bad
>>157927825close to me and it's a shame you talk down about the oilers for your age
good to see Sauce actually make some plays, now if only Danny could follow suit
Uhhhh Coltsbros, is JT alright?
>>157927800I just don't get the point of it all. The rest of us don't choose to be miserable. Yeah it would be great to have the Oilers back. But I'm watching my city's team on TV right now
This Cosentyx ad makes me unnecessarily mad.
>>157926718>leaves his country thinking he's a based expat>relies on American paper work to live abroadI bet people hate parasites like you in their country
Will this division ever not be total unabridged dogshit?
>>157927860I cheer for the Texans because the first year I played football with pads was 2002, same year the Texans debuted, so I decided to latch on to them as my team and have been loyal to them ever since. Before that football wasnt a big part of my life, because I was a kid and I ran around and shit and didnt watch it much. I cheered for the Steelers, and Panthers off and on until the Texans came to be. I dont like Texans fans who try and make the Texans the Oilers because that team is gone.
>>157927958I mean we ARE miserable, but for the right reasons and not the faggy ones.
>>157928017you are a condescending prick
>>157927958You have nothing to be proud of, it's fucking cringe like letterman jackets from 2012.
>>157928017It's a good thing the oilers fucked off. it's not like the tits have been any good besides a few fluke years.
>thread has devolved into catty and petty infighting I blame CJ.
>>157927957Texans run D is probably the only good thing about their defense, so he's probably not gonna have a stellar game. fortunately their secondary sucks shit
>>157928047You're just mad my reasoning to why Im a Texans fan makes 100% sense
Which is worse, Texans D or O?
>>157928079I agree, good riddance
Fuck yes Allen was a great pickup until he inevitably gets suspended for that crime or some shit.Also Downs is being a fucking beast this game like I expected
>>157928124You said you were a panthers and steelers fan... you are a fucking fake... probably not even from Texas. Your parents probably transplanted you.
TOUCHDOWN COLTS!!!Who was the worse owner?>Bud Adams >Robert Irsay
>>157928015didn't they have 3 teams in the playoffs the year the tits ended brady's patriots career with a pick 6?
>>157928088>black qbs
When keenan allen started playing matt schaub was still QB... getting dunked on by an old man lmao
I can't take this shit anymore bros. It hurts
>>157928181Hahaha, When I was a kid younger than 10. Family lived in Texas, I moved to South Carolina when I was 4 and moved back to San Antonio around 11 lived here since
>>157928250it's not surprising at all... the team is shit and it was called out as being shit all offseason
This is one of the worst games I've ever seen and I sat thru all of 2020, 2021 and 2022.
>>157928250switch teams bro
i'm very confused I thought the britbonger was ours do the texans also have 1?
Not FOOOOOOOMBLE
We're so back
This team is ASS
>>157928289>only mentions 2020s texans teamsnewfag detected. None of you have seen the worst Texans games.
>Caden CurryI predict we'll here this name a lot this season
MY COLTS
>>157928302I'm not a brit, just here temporarily til I can go home to Portugal>>157928298Dad is a steelers fan, that is also painful, that team is gonna kill him
Well on the bright side, we are already well used to this level of incompetence and known that hope on this team can only ever bring pain.
>>157928366keep this up and you could have jerimia smith
is there a way both of these teams can lose
>>157928182owner or human being?Irsay took the team from a shitty location in Baltimore and landed a sweet deal in Indy. He drafted Peyton Manning, won a super bowl, and put his team on the mapBud Adams blew up a AFC championship team, ruined his relationship with one of the 3 largest metroplexes in the country, and his team has become the laughing stock of the NFL
>>157928427A tie
>>157928326I've watched my team go 2-14 more than once, I was one of the "5000" attendance at the astros games when we were losing 100 games...
should've developed Davis Mills
>>157928326I mean I was there for all of 2013 too and 2014-17 wasn't a cakewalk either. But those 2020 teams were just historically bad. At least I had Watt and Clowney from time to time. So go fuck yourself gatekeeper bitch.
>>157928463Did I post about the astros? I posted about the texans.
>>157928479It hardly matters who's QB when the o-line can't block for shit
>>157928500reading comprehension is key, try again if you want to converse
>>1579284872020 had that hopeless feeling too since the team didn't have a 1st or 2nd round draft pick. Thank God the browns are retarded
defense remembered they're terrible
>>157928487I did not support the Texans over the span where they had Deshaun Watson starting. People called me racist, but he was a shit QB and a shit human
This Oline is just a bunch of fat guys. Yes I know all olinemen are fat guys but these ones are more fat and less guy
>>157928521No your comprehension sucks, I don't give a fuck about you siting and watching the astros, I'm accusing you of being a new fan from recent years
two first round picks for a dumbass who tackles someone in 4-1 coverage
>>157928593see >>157928521have a good day
sauce you retard this team isn't supposed to be able to score tds
>>157928569and here you are supporting another black QB... watson was better than stroud
>>157928630see >>157928593>I'm accusing you of being a new fan from recent years
My texies (:
Texies TOUCHDOWN
CJ!!!
>>157928569/sp/ loves you Lynn
Oh my god they did something, maybe there is hope
>>157928630>watson was better than stroud
>>157928674He was, Stroud is garbage and you know it
>>157928430>Irsay took the team from a shitty locationHe moved the team out in the middle of the night for a reason. The colts were firmly established in Baltimore. He made more money in Indy, his entire motivation. The expansion team shitbirds quickly filled a new stadium in that shitty location, and sadly they thrive today.Even a colts fan can admit big daddy irsay played dirty pool
>>157928740as a business owner, he made the smart decision, bud adams made the wrong decisionsimple as
>>157928648Any Texans fan who has not been here since the 00s is a newfag
>>157928793I can agree with that.
We're nearly halfway through the game and this broadcast team sucks so bad. I miss Ian eagle and jj watt
>>157928799good news! or bad news in this case since I watched them go 2-14 and draft mario williams and then get shit on by vince young the following year. watched them go 9-7 (or was it 10-6) and all the other 3 AFC South teams made the playoffs because we got swept by the division (2008 or 2009?)
>>157928858Better than Speero Deedes and Archuleta who broadcast half the Colts games every season
seriously, this secondary is ass for anything middle of the field. the safeties are both head hunters who care more about tackles than passes defended
CJ Stroud is not the answer
big dick kick
holy shit that would've been good from 70
At least I have food to comfort me ;_;
>>157929059>a literal mexican
god I hope they injure stroud so we can improve
>>157929154Si>>157929178Si
it's the dog park
Gonna chug a beer and make dinner for halftime. Hold down the thread for me bros
toxins, pls go ahead and start 0-6 so I can just not give a shit about the season already
So we traded for Booty for us not to ever play him and give all our plays to Hutch, Wayne, and the other Make-a-wish kids in the WR core? Cool
>>157929414booty played the last 2 games
>>157929414texans are throwing so we can draft bussey, imagine a WR corps involving both booty and bussey
All these television shows they keep shilling look more horrible every year.
Damn, at least we're not Titans bad rn Texiebros
>>157929527I don't know a single person who actually watches TV shows anymore. Even my grandma just watches game shows and streams movies
>>157929643Probably just boomers who want background noise while they work on personal projects. Most of the shows end up being sold overseas, American television is still a major export.
Ready to offer stroud 65 milly a yr yet?
Based reffies trying to keep us in it
DJ wtf
PEEEEEEEEK
>Daniel pennies
2 turnovers!!!! We just need to turn this one into points
Jesus Christ Jones hopefully that was you getting the spaghetti out of your system
>>157929979My brother in Christ, Jones IS the spaghetti
Gould is the SHITTEST fucking returner holy fuck two years of this shit
>>157930138Maybe he lost the ball in the sun? The shading and bright spots make this shirt annoying to watch on tv, I can only imagine how shit it's on the field.
Cheap weed from Michigan is my new halftime ritual.
Damn I miss buffalo wild wings
>>157930283isn't ohio closer?
Noel fucking sucks absolute ass returning holy fucking shit
>>157930312Yeah, but better and cheaper make it worth the drive
based bright spot blinding the receiver
God toxins offense is garbage. Garbage oline, garbage backup WRs, garbage QB, garbage OC, garbage RBs.
pretty much
>>15793060975 yards in three quarters on >us is truly embarrasing. Teams were averaging almost 550 yards a game
Aziz ded
A field goal here feels like a game ender but neither team wants to win this game
>>157930675And this is with CJ motivated to get paid
blue tent
all logic says the terrible Texans offense has no chance of scoring once, let alone twice, and yet this game still feels like a loss
>>157931329At least the defense showed up this week>still a shitty game tho
Game so boring I've just been looking up rivalry stats on Google ai.
Colts D looks better today, wish Anarumo would call more blitzes tho, no reason Stroud should have that much time in the pocket
>>157931831don't be delusional it only looks good because it's the texans
Anyone else like these new colts uniforms as much as I do?
>>157932047i mean yeah the texans suck but they gotta start somewhere, if the colts lose here they're gonna be mentally beat
And so it begins
Kek Danny pennies
>C L O T S>L>O>T>S
daniel "butterfingers" jones
FOOOOOOMBLETEXIE FOOOMBLE REEECCOOOOOOVERRY
>Danny Bolivares
>>157932072Yes it's a good change
lmfao
well at least the Pacers might be decent this year
>broke my big toe 2 weeks agoHurts less than watching the colts
This Indianapolis turf kills motherfuckers
look at what the jags did to the pats
>>157932346See>>157927125
I can't believe this shitshow became somewhat of a game.
Oh sheeeet
if the colts lose this shit game we gotta throw Chris Ballard into the White River
I want to have carnal relations with the Colts cheerleaders if you drift my catch.
well this season is already over might as well larch for arch
>>157932628we don't have a pick
TD!!!!!!!!!!
>>157932668I forgot it was TWO first round picks what a retarded trade
Are we actually gonna pull this out texiebros
Really missing that pineapple we coulda had if Demeco didn't go for it on 4th
>danny penisLol
It's only taken almost 3 hours but it's become a good game
this is gonna be even worse than the Chiefs loss and i hope it leads to the Irsays finally cleaning house
Clots finally had serviceable QB play since Luck and then killed their future for a nigga named SAUCE oh mah lawd
>>157932731It may not be that >we were good but more>danny pennies
>>157932787I'll take it. I can't take this team going 0-3
>>157932787>>157932843are you retards even watching the game you're going to lose by 2
>black coaches
They're not playing that well offensively but it still feels like the colts should win
>>157932877first colts game? shradeur is missing this after this gets overturned and it's 4th. either that or we give up a FG in 20 seconds
>>157933038first texans game bitch
jesus they actually did it
Lol
God damn 0-3The most disappointing team by far
>Texans in charge of clock management
>>157933194Never underestimate the colts ability to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
>>157933261That 50 seconds that ticked off might have been useful
Ugly finish to an ugly game
>toxins hail maryL E L
We are on our way to finishing second in the AFC South at 5-12 Colts bros!
fairbear would have made it
ggs colts0-3 again. sad.
that was the most Colts dub possible but a dub nonetheless
Should've kicked it. Fuck this team. Start mills next week. See y'all for the game next week against the 'boys
>>157933456I don't think he was hitting a 76 yard field goal
A fucking Colts fan pissed themselves for this win... Should have kicked it.
>>157933532How are we feeling, toxinsbros? Is mills going to bring life to this season until the texans sneak into the playoffs or is it ogre already?
blessed NFL scheduling not putting a divisional game in the 1st 2 weeks for once so Colts don't have to start with a division loss early that ultimately costs them the half game needed to get a playoff spot
what a shit game GG see you fags next week
>>157933874this team has absolutely no chance making the playoffs
>>157934564it's best to just move on and rebuild with a number 1 pick
>>157934564Why not? Their only competition in the division is the jaguars and TLAW is overdue for a major injury
