It's pouring rain in Landover. Might be a sloppy game.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I HAVE TO REDZONE THIS GAME FUCK YOU FOX MEDFORD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
LETS GO!
I don't care if we lose because 5 is coming back next week so going 0-3 just means we get closer to firing Dan Quinn
>>157926573What kind of a loser wants his team to lose? lmao???
what kind of name is Chig
>>157926822Fuck you?
oh nice price is in
Price off to a good start. Lets goooo
>>157926439>It's pouring rain in LandoverGood thing Glass Daniels isnt playing, he might fall over and severely injure himself again
>>157926822His full name is Chigozem
i'm already drukI'M ALREADY DRUK AHAHAHAHAGO HAWKS
Goign for it??
>>157926921anon, its 10am
Anyone else lowkey kinda miss k9? I mean it's only been 2 games but price is kinda....mid?
>>157926933I'M ALREADY DRUK
LFG
this is a classic trap game. fuck
>>157926921lol xd
>>157926940walker had 4 carries for 10 yards in his first game and 3 carries for 19 yds in his secondcalm down
>>157926962cracking open an NA pumpkin spice beer to join you in turning up brother, go hawks
>>157926933>he doesn't have a breakfast sherry>not even a port with his coffeeIt's mid-day anon. Brunch is right around the corner. A tart red wine would be absolutely divine at noon. But as it's almost brunch she shall go with a sparkling...
SUFFOCATING DEFENSE
Did Shaheed forget how to return punts?
>>157927025You're gay for ignoring the receptions. He can do it all. Price is very limited. Not a game changer, unlike Walker who is out here molding the game around him.
>>157927034
>>157927096probably injured soon. he was only healthy for 1 season the entire time he played in Seattle.
HEBWAS DOWN
>>157927096lol lmao even. no i am not. walker is in his 5th season. price has played 2 games. calm downimagine predicting anyones career after 2 games. with that said kek price foomble
>foombalrian price
Uh oh slippy? No no
Fuck this game. reeeee
>FOOOOOOOMBLE
>>157927141>actually this guy that can't hold on to the ball is very good lmao
trap game.
WAKE UP SEATTLE
>>157927187except for the part where i never said he is very good but you totally owned me by mastering the art of the greentext
Okay fuck this shit
those cheerleader uniforms are pretty smol for this weather
>>157926921extremely based
>winning a trap game instead of firmly tanking for manningThis team is forever doomed to mediocrity
>K9scores touch downs>The Price is wrongfoombles and causes the team to give up touch downsI guess we know who is better. Tuddie giver vs tuddie maker.
It's alright, don't panic
We're so back bros
Heh, just as I expected
Is living in Seattle really so depressing?
fuck
wow those bills uniforms are ugly
Seahawks have zero answers for this team. the game is fucking over.
>>157927393They really are.
>>157927377Living in Seattle is. Living anywhere else in Washington state is not.
>>157927377I moved to Oregon. More sun... a lot of rednecks however.
only people who have never lived in seattle cry about living in seattle
>>157927539You're just conditioned.
>>157927509>a lot of rednecks howevethat is good
What the fuck Jobe?
Streaming for anons, VC open.discord dot gg/ByA4GXDu
What is Seattle even fucking doing?
>>157927630Blowing an easy opportunity to go 3-0.
>>157927630first season? they always come out slow. its fine against teams like this but its going to catch up to them against good teams
Not so fast
>>157927684This isn't just 'starting out slow'. kek
Seahawks making it look like they're playing against the most elite team in NFL history. fucking disgusting.
Fuck the seahawks
>>157927721get back to me in the 3rd quarter
>Seattle remembered that JSN existsOh no
lol barner
>>157927721>>157927751"Seattle is dead" and they're just down by 7 with the ball. Zoomie attention spans
>>157927930What a stud
>>157927812Why do I doubt them? When will I LEARN?!
>>157927983Never underestimate the seahawks elite ability to fucking blow it.
>>157927922keked and checked
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm not a benulty
TOUCHDOWN SEAHAWKS
Seattle please keep trying to run the ball
>>157927630Winning
JSN might actually be the best overall player in the NFL. Not even just at his position. No one has a fucking answer to him, besides just fouling him.
>>157928024what in the actual fuck are you talking about lmao. they have won 12 in a row and have only lost 3 games in their last 22. when do the blow it?
>>157928125It'll open up in the second half.
>>157928131The game is tied
>>157928202You said it yourself: They lost 3 times
>>157928240yeah by a combined 9 pts... in 22 games. you are outside of your mind
>>157928230Have you got a single fact to back that up?
>>157928230the commies lose as soon as any other team gets some momentum. its unironically over
>>157928230Get your eyes checked.
julian love would have picked that
>>157928372probably
Seahawks need to leave the ground-n-pound for the second half. expose these linebackers. they are very weak over the middle. trust me, i am a linebacker. these niggas are shook.
>>157928240I am continously astounded by internet denizens' ability to commit to ragebaiting.
>>157928372I am so pissed he is out.
>>157928491we call it shitpostin' round here
kupp has to bring that in
Amik my hero
That was an impressive stand by the Commies.
>Mario-tay
just woke up can I get a qrd
>>157926962>>157926921What a life!
i think the hawks streak of not allowing 100 yds rushing in 28 games is about to finally come to an end here
Daniels is there? Respect
>taking a TOSheattle is scared
>>157927509You ain't from 'round here, is ya boy?
Is Julian Love out really hurting the Seahawks this much?
bro you gotta pick that
>>157928656No. Mariota is just elite
>>157928633Yes and the 10 points or less streak. Probably the win streak too.
BIG PLAY TREY
oh my god the seahawks are fucking done. season fucking over. holy shit they suck dick.
The injuries are finally catching up, too bad.
>>157928708im not too worried yet. you can already see the hawks d-line wearing down their o-line and we still have 2 and a half quarters to play
Shit QBs always turn into Brady when they play my team
MY REDSKINS ARE THE BEST FUCKING TEAM IN THE LEAGUE NO ONE CAN STOP THEM NOW
ummmm...?You can't call them that, anymore....
>>157928651I get along w/ them tbqhwy.
My team would simply throw touchdowns against Seattle
Will the Seahawks score anymore points? I can't really see it happening.
>>157927983Well well well..
What happened to Leo? I missed it
>>157928272>>157928295>>157928328I checked
COMMANDERS FUCKING OWN THE SHITHAWKS
Lost my wallet and my phone and realized I'm 5 years sexless, fuck it let's add more trauma
>>157928859The league needs to step in at this point.
>>157928867They are still down by 7, retard.
>>157928878Wilson ran over him>t. Radio listener
>Chanel finally having a good game>here's an injury bro
Say it with meSECONDHALFTEAM
wtf even happened
>>157928938Neck twisty
Seahawks will outscore the commies like 24-3 in the 2nd half. That’s just how this team plays.
It's only a one tuddy game, boys.
>>157928902just fuck a slam pig dude
Even if the entire Commanders offense got injured, the shithawks wouldn't be able to do shit against them. This team looks unstoppable and the shithawks look like they suck dick every week. Have to injure players to have a hope of winning. Hope Seattle gets nuked.
>>157928917>WilsonRussell?
Press F to pay respects
>>157928911Are they though? Really?
lol kupp not just going out of bounds. good for that old man
>>157928986Sick pic imma steal it
Im phoneposting in bed and looking at score updates, why did the game stop
injury's are one thing but possible career ending are terrible. hope he pulls through. o7
>>157929074He's a pussy. Runs like a pussy.
uh horse collar penalty there
Amik? JSN's daddy
>>157929110He just dragged his labia all over Washingturd's defense, so.
HAHAHA GET OFF THE FIELD PUSSIESCAN'T EVEN PICK UP A FIRST DOWN
>>157929110however, he catches like a 2 time super bowl champ
>>157929100Someone on team glass hurt themselves again.
who this rb wilson guy? he fucking sucks.
>>157929162Their entire team sucks. This is the end of their run.
Horton is.....ALIVE???
>>157929137you were saying babe?
>>157929137...
It was a very long summer. I am so happy football is back.
Darnold is elite and I’m tired of people pretending he isn’t.
SQUEAKY WHEEL GETS THE _____finish it and i'll donate $10k in buttcoin
if you're tied with the hawks at halftime it means you're about to get absolutely raped in the second halfgg commies
dude, if you can't run up the score against the Seahawks before the second half, you're fucked. because they come out a completely different team.
>going for itPride cometh before the fall.
>>157929283booger
PUT LOCK IN LOL
LMAO OH BOY
GOALLINESTAND
wtf was that
It's only holding when Seattle does it I guess
YEAH FAGGOTS SHITHAWKS FLY BACK HOME GAME IS OVER NIGGERS
Is there a substation near the commies practice field?
Post yfw the Seahawks have to go against an actually elite team
Soooo close to a safety, damn
kek almost a safety
>Oregon QB
Seattle's defense actually sucks lmao
>>157929546ITS AN EARLY GAME ON THE EAST COAST OKAAAAYYYY?!?
oh price is back kek was he benched
LMAO SHITHAWKS OFFENSE ARE KEKED
Sonny Styles my love
>Let Darnold play>Suckhmmmmm
UNLEASH THE COCK
Guess they should have taken those points eh?
AMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIK
$ Myers
>commies needed terrible field conditions to actually be a halfway decent team
ngl i was nervous when he was missing all those kicks in the preseason
O ya
>>157929546Proof?
shithawks got lucky with that. it's going to be absolute rape the second half. enjoy the last points you will get this game.
>>157929680>coping
>>157929683just had to get them out of his system, he's never going to miss again
>>157929683same kek
SHITHAWKS HAVE NO FUCKING ANSWER
just dont get a PI
TERRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>157929693>They're a second half team. You just don't know ball.
I blame Cal Raleigh, he cursed the whole city
If he makes this I fuck my wife. Get fucked shithawks.
fieldgooooool
Seahawks. All you have to do is throw the ball. Our secondary is ass. Stop running the ball.
SHITHAWKS GO HOME ABSOLUTE TRASH SHIT TEAMHOLY SHIT YOUR TEAM SUCKS DICK
My Commanders have a 7 point lead at halftime, as expected
good game so far but idk why JSN isn't getting the ball on literally every single play
Mariota is so good. If he had gone to the right team instead of the horrible Titans he would have had a good career
>>157928981women are all the same, hot or not
>>157929868I was excited for Price but he's just not performing. Seattle being a running team is an age long past. Air the damn ball.
>>157929885Looking like the best team in the NFL. Hell yeah. Just play all backups now and they can't do shit. Don't need any more injuries. This is the best day ever.
>>157929893Poor playcalling or something. I would be surprised if he isn't wide open 90% of the time
>>157929868>just passenjoy quinn
>>157929893He's just an overrated receiver. Not very good.
>>157929963We did lose last year's OC for a nuKratos cosplay looking motherfucker
>>157929928Our D-Line and linebackers are good against the run this year. We held Barkley to like 70 yards. Our best corner gave up a 400 yards to Lamb in one corner last week
>>157929893because we benched Sainristil who was the worst defender in the league
>>157929995Finally somebody with the balls to say it.
>>157930015I'm fairly certain I saw Standreallystill in coverage in the first quarter.
>>157930042he's been in on a few plays but i think #2 is getting most of the snaps over Sainristil
>>157929914>women are all the sameNot really.
>>157929893Amik Robertson
hawks have more yards, more first downs and greater time of possession. the fumble is the difference
>>157930153I hear they're a second half team. Very reputable sources have been saying this.
HCL would be winning this game handily
is JSN the most overrated player in NFL history? dude fucking jobs every week and people cum in their pants. if he were actually good, they would win.
>>157930203Glad I'm not the only one seeing this.
>>15793019913pts in the second half in game 124pts in second half in game 2
>>157930239Shithawks entire last season was gifted to them by playing weak ass teams. Now they have to play an elite one, and look how shit they play. THIS IS OUR YEAR
>>157930288oh and they gave up 3pts and 0pts
>>157927983What do you have to say now, buddy? Not so cocky are ya?
COMMANDERS TD INCOMINGPUSSYASS SEATTLE FAGS CRYING INCOMING
>>157930203>if he was good they would win>he says about the WR on the 2-0 team that just won the super bowl
>>157930288>>157930335You played two bad teams
Being up 7 at half against the hawks is like being down 20 at half against a normal team
>mfw I just saved my job
kek nice catch retard
>>157930388lmao HOW IS THAT WORKING OUT FOR YOU NOW?
Anty baby nooooooooooooooo
That hurt
>>157930288>lying on the internet To what end?
Nice WR there Cum Manders
Commanders are really good at drafting players that would be 3rd on the depth chart of a good team
washington cumhandlers kek
Ok it's the second half.Time for some Seahawk football.
>>157930527But he is our WR3
>>157930527How bad are Seattle then when they're getting raped by this?
second half bros?
>>157930566Price really needs to work on stiffarming. His elbows keep folding like jelly. Beast was right - dude needs to jack off more.
SONNYONNY
I WILL NAME MY FIRSTBORN SONNY
Is Sam Darnold retarded?
>>157930607finito
SEATTLE FUCKING S U C K S AHAHAHAHA HOPE DARNOLD TEARS A HAMSTRING AND YOUR COACH GETS JUMPED IN THE PARKING LOT
>Darnold
Unfortunate BONK
>>157930633settle down Adam Carolla
MOTHER FUCKERTHAT WASN'T EVEN A BAD TARGET HE JUST THREW IT LIKE ME
intercoooption
I’ve seen enough, put in Lock
I...hate my life and I want to die.
>>157930335FACT CHECK PLEASE!!!>FACT CHECK PLEASE!!!FACT CHECK PLEASE!!!>FACT CHECK PLEASE!!!FACT CHECK PLEASE!!!>FACT CHECK PLEASE!!!FACT CHECK PLEASE!!!>FACT CHECK PLEASE!!!FACT CHECK PLEASE!!!>FACT CHECK PLEASE!!!FACT CHECK PLEASE!!!>FACT CHECK PLEASE!!!FACT CHECK PLEASE!!!>FACT CHECK PLEASE!!!FACT CHECK PLEASE!!!>FACT CHECK PLEASE!!!FACT CHECK PLEASE!!!>FACT CHECK PLEASE!!!
Hawks are playing like shit. There's no two ways about it. They had two good games to start the season and now it's time for Sam to Darnold.
Seattle fans listen to me. Your team will never amount to anything. Your entire fanbase is shit and your entire team is lass than shit. Fuck you faggots enjoy this loss. May every player on your team die in a planecrash on the way home from this absolute belt to ass. AHAHAHHAAHAHA
Say it with meFOURTHQUARTERTEAM
>>157930758yeah they have now given up a combined 10pts in the second half in 3 games
Oh, nobody told you? We're a second half team as well
Guys dont worry. We're a second half team.Love being out doesn't matter and our d-line will crush Mariotta.I've been assured of this.
Why are seahawk fans like this?
Both times I’ve watched Mariota play the last two years he looks like he should be a starter. Last year I think it was against the Broncos I watched they just barely lost in OT and Mariota was playing great
nice kick faggots lmao
>>157930865Looks to me like she's actually from the PNW and he's not. She's not mean. We're all like this.
>>157930872Mariota will have stretches of looking like he should be a starter and then he will throw the ball right at a defender for an interception with nary a receiver nearby.
>>157930872Yeah I think he could be a starter too. I think the main issue is age though, he's 33. You're not bringing him in as anything more than a bridge QB. But still, I think he's a great backupInb4 I jinx it
>>157930865lead poisoning i reckon
Why do they even put an offense on the field? My Commanders already celebrating on the sideline.
>seahawks undefeated with backup QB>losing with starting QB>cumhandlers 0-2 with starting QB>winning with backup QBwhat does this mean?
>>157930872He can throw some backbreaking picks
Rape Mikey on god
stop trying to run on 1st down already
>>157930989It means the shithawks a shit.
>>157931047Or at all, really. It's not working.
>>157931047Miss Walker yet?
hope Darnold tears his ass open again.>>157931047
>>157931077true, both teams have 39 yds rushing kek
Lol eat shit
are....are we back?
Defense please baby you were doing so well
>>157930989Means you'll get a week of "lock is better then darnold" for a bout a week, same thing happened when purdy played a bad game then got injured and maccorkle looked solid filling in for him
why are commiefags so hostile to us 12s? we literally never think about you
Wow Seahawks got so lucky.
WELL WELL WELLIT LOOKS LIKE THE HAWKS ARE BACK
TOUCHDOWN
That was some piss-poor defending.
Saubert is underutilized.
>>157931166There is only one real Washington. And it's not you.
>>157931166massive inferiority complex
>>157931166Seems it's your own fans trolling each other. I could be wrong.
Seahawks win streak coming to an end.
You guys were a better team when you still had a racist name.
>>157931092not really, fuck that little kwab. he was never going to sign with seattle for any amount of money
>>157931289I'm sensing rammie and nanner influence itt
>>157931303They’ll get some reffing to keep it going. Can’t make it seem like their Epstein ring was rigged just yet.
>>157931092>>157931322I never liked his attitude. Watching him shake his head with that standoffish smile as he was given Super Bowl MVP drove that nail in hard.
>>157930916Yeah PNW people can just be cold, they don’t call it the Seattle freeze for nothing. Be polite, but don’t get close.
Need Seattle to forget about the pass game again
>>157931350this
>>157931405Guaranteed when they're not in public she's cuddly as fuck too. We just don't like being vulnerable where it's visible.