ITT: SOVLFVL football HEEMS
Da classic for da classic fans (I know you're out there)
I saw this when I was DEVOURING Chips Ahoy cookies one afternoon. I might eat Chips Ahoy later today if you know what I mean
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The heem that changed the game forever
>>157928147This hit turned AB into whatever the fuck he is today, isn't it?
>>157928735AB is so dumb that that hit probably made him smarter
Superbowl Final
>>157928179Clean Hit the, the reffies only threw the flags when they realized he was ded
>>157928147from this moment on he was the retard we all know him to be
>>157928147
This is the kind of hit that could make a lad forget he watched Cowboy Bebop
Stevens v LindrossStevens v Kariya
This is the kind of hit that could make a grown man enjoy watching Barney again
>>157928060i like that he presents his bussy as a trophy for his heemer
Gettin crunked and dunked
I'm surprised we don't see more puking in the NFL. Some of these hits have to take the wind out of you or give you insane nausea
This is the kind of hit that could lead to a man working at Subway
>>157928060Literally why don't they just use soft helmets? Seems like it would drastically reduce the force from colliding heads?
>>157929446
>>157929769Triple kill
>>157928060Bernard Pollard my hero
>>157928060DO SELF-HEEMS COUNT
>>157930065Thee 'Big Head Mode' on the defender adds to the SOVL
>>157929769lel Steve Atwater was a menace
>>157930658HeemEverybodyEven Myself
bonk
I love seeing a man get his bologna bopped
so all these helmet to helmet boinks are considered soulful hits?
>>157947388Europeans will never understand SOVL
>>157947488There's a lot more to football than SOVLFVL collisions. If I just wanted to watch dudes crash into each other I'd watch Collide Bowl.
>>157947488which position is considered by far the most valuable and is generally most popular among fans?
>>157948040>which position is considered by far the most valuableQuarterback is most important and it's not close.
>>157929286this one is hilarious because the safety did not need to do that whatsoever, but he skillfully lined up a perfect headshot with his own skull like a retard and launched himself. mirin' that commitment to brain dmg
>>157947388In terms of long term health, this sport is as dumb as powerslap, possibly even worse, but Americans adamantly refuse to admit this.
>>157948372The people who play football are absolute retards and negros. We are just coping we know how deadly it is. It used to be more dangerous.
Football isn't even the most dangerous sport
anyone have a webm of johnny knox, a bears WR, getting bent in half backwardsended his career
>>157928147Is there proof he wasn't deranged before this?
>>157928147Vontaze Burfict must be the coolest ebonic name
>>157950703Wait until you find out about D'Brickashaw Ferguson and DeColdest Crawford
>>157928147this CTE'd him so hard he turned into kanye
>>157929043heem
>>157952063another candy ass crushed!
>>157952029You get CTE from small numerous blows, that is a flat out TBI
Is headhunting not penalized in the NFL like it is in the NHL nowadays? Can’t imagine the carnage if hockey players launched their head against another players head as a valid defensive tactic
>>157952395no it is, but it still happens a decent amount more than hockey because hockey players try to stay upright for the most part while football players often dive at the ball or the ground
>>157947404HEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>157952063heem sleepy
>>157928147>I know understand why AB went full psycho
>>157928761Kek
>>157949059What the fuck. Baseball causes your bones to dissolve?
>>157952903It gives you the ol' heem snappy
Anyone got a webm of Shazier paralyzing himself?
huge knockouts in football used to be a fun part of the game that everyone could have a laugh about afterwards. Now, you''re supposed to pretend they're a terrible tragedy, even when they help your team. Fuck that! I'm cheering for the biggest, baddest, helmet smashing hits.
>>157948061exactly. frenchanon needs to sort himself out
>>157928464Don't have a webm, but I'd always thought this was the one that changed the game forever: https://youtube.com/watch?v=aC7_WHGsoV8>>157948098lmao he just goes up for a soccer header, no effort to make a real play
>>157929004this is easily the best one nothing comes close
>>157928369FREEEEE BIIIIRD
>>157929004Had that nigga crawlin like a baby.
>>157952395At the college level it's an automatic ejection if it's deemed blatant enough.
>>157929769Synchronized heeming.An olympic sport (almost)
>>157947488RIP
>>157952063sleep tite tedders
>>157957842What a satisfying CRACK
Imagine if that hit on Hurts last night had been a HEEM
One of the most brutal football heems of all time
>>157928060are there any examples of retaliation against hated players? Like in NHL when they try to kill the dude for touching the kids
