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Today, Portugal visits their second greatest ally: the suppliers of cod, in hopes of beating them for the Nations League. But the Kingdom of Norway has been increasing its football strength, so it will be a very tough job

NORWAY: Nyland; Ryerson, Ajer, Heggem, Aursnes; Berg, Berge, Odegaard; Nusa, Haaland, Schjelderup.
>subs: Tangvik, Selvik, Thorstvedt, Sjovold, Pedersen, Ostigard, Larsen, Botheim, Bobb, Blomberg, Bjortuft, Aasgaard.

PORTUGAL: Diogo Costa; João Cancelo, Rúben Dias, Renato Veiga, Nuno Mendes; João Palhinha, João Neves; Francisco Conceição, João Félix, Pedro Neto; Gonçalo Ramos
>subs: Rui Silva, Samuel Soares, Nuno Tavares, Diogo Dalot, Tomás Araújo, Gonçalo Inácio, Rúben Neves, Vitinha, Bernardo Silva, Francisco Trincão, Rafael Leão, Cristiano Ronaldo.

Starts in around 45 bings!
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Fuck you and your fake flag
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bless you and your true flag
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Good luck to both teams!
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i like that flag
it helps me forget that youre all brown ass moors and makes me like you more
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ronnie brace
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>>157928855
I don't know, looks too much like my brothers in Finland to me.
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>ronaldo benched
nice
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>>157928899
Might be a good match.
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>>157928489
Why are we thread spliting Cmon.
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Shan't be watching now that Penaldo isn't playing
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Ngl he's a good keeper
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NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE NORGE
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Heja lillebror
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>>157929359
Denmark played against the sheepfuckers 30m ago.
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>>157929065
here's something funny
on instagram, neymar fans posted against him, mocking nyland for conceding the penalty kick even though brazil ultimately lost that match

literally shit like "kkkkkk your hands were shaking after the penalty"
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JA VI ELSKER DETTE LANDET
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benchaldo
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Where is the goat?
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>Vitinha benched
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>>157929772
He's number 9.
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>>157929650
instagram and xwitter are full of favelados
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hat trick for haaland
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bro i wanted a odegaard-ronaldo handshake why is ronaldo also on the bench?
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>Ran away from Haaland
Penaldo...
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>>157929825
He's not been doing well lately.
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why is there two threads?
where do i post
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Funny how time after time again international football proves you don't need a manlet sideway passer to be a proper competitive team. That being side Norway are the favourites to win this match since they dominated Brazil which was a better team all this considered
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I don't care what happens, just both teams score tyvm
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>>157929957
This one. The other's a prediction thread.
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>>157929957
denne
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I wish brazil and argentina could participate
>>
Why is every ball going through Heggem? Is this some trolling
>>
>>157930052
>doubting ståleball
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Diogo Costa is the Rafael Leao of goalkeepers
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Great energy in the stadium
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we need the goat ASAP
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>>157930119
Bruno is injured.
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>>157930161
good.
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This portuguese team is full of manlets.
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>neto
who the fuck is this retard
>>
Haalandbros...
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>I CAN'T SCORE
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Haaland og Durek som ektepar på tronen, når?
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>>157930210
Reminder he plays for Chelsea as a wingback
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>>157930210
is this trolling?
>>
Whats the difference between Nations League and Euro ???
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>>157930291
nations league matters and the euros dont
hope this helps

J FELINGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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Classic Portuguese goal
FELIX FELIZ FELIX
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Det er over
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helvete
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so this is the power of a ronaldoless portugal
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I KNEEL FELIX
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heh.......my boy, jfelingz....his time has come
>>
Well well well
>>
>*passes it in*
he he my boy just needed more time
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JOHN FEELINGS OF THE ARABIAS
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RONALDO SAVE NORWAY
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>>157930197
We are a manlet nation, tard.
>>
Is norway's haaland and their ROO bs the most reddit coded thing ever?
>>
Tsunaldo in now
>>
Your apologies to Jorge Mendes right now
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SUB IN RONALDO NOW
>>
>>157930400
shut the fuck up
>>
>>157930400
You're a zoomer
>>
>>157930400
>Le having fun is reddit?
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>Erling "Viking" Haaland ghosting in a big game once again
He's now gonna lose against his idol Penaldo
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the cuckold scored
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north sea bros…
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>>157930481
who the fuck are these people?
>>
>Bench Homelander
>win
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>>157930400
I like it because it's a display of WHITE identity
Even though it's cringe
Even though it's snowngubus
It's a good thing at the end of the day
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>>157930501
all me
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>>157930501
Me and my girlfriend with a British influencer and his Indonesian girlfriend, who is also an influencer.
We both have Asian gfs
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LET RONALDO PLAY
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>>157930481
>big game
its a friendly
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No Ronaldo no watch
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D E N I E D
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a man denied his gøøls
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>>157930598
>>157930602
Kek
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>>157930400
I prefer the Haaland song

Always was really fun this summer
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Diego Costa deserve big club money
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>>157930400
I hoped we would save the ROO for the Euro’s and WC only, it will be old and overdone far before 2028 if we keep on like this.
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It’s one of Haalands doubles that is playing

I recognize this one. Its the one who plays all the finals
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>>157930677
Diogo Costa ia a fraud that would flop elsewhere and should stay where he is
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The entire world is waiting for Ronaldo
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>>157930591
No such thing as an international friendly. The goals and stats in these matches are counted and there's the Nation's League trophy at the end
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nuno mendex is doing gods work
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>>157930730
He's always like this
>bullies meme teams
>ghosts against anybody remotely serious
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>>157930841
We're not a meme team
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Haaland looks Asian
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>>157930767
To retire
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>>157930857
You are right now Brapzilbro
Just like us
You're not as good as you were in the past
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I'm just happy that we're an entertaining team to watch
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test
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>hyping up goncalo ramos
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>>157930891
It would be at least symbolic for Ronaldo and Haaland to share the same pitch.
One passing the torch to the other, to the new generation
New talent meets his washed idol...
But since Haaland ghosts in big games, they're gonna lose to Moortugal and it'll be a win for Tsu
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>>157930956
My mother told me to get a Norwegian gf so she could have pitch blonde grandchildren ;_;
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>>157931001
Loud 'n clear
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Nusa is so cool
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How is Patrick Berg is still playing in Bodo fucking Glimt
>>
>Ronaldo 78' 86' 90'+4 (P)
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>>157931025
go to valencia, they have a colony there
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>>157931025
Why does she care what hair color they'll have
>>
Just realised, doesnt the Nations League basically shit on other countries that wouldve otherwise played some friendlies with yuro nations? Like the nations league taking up all old "friendly" spots for yuro nations kinda locks out Brazil and Argentina from getting friendlies with other top competition for example
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>>157931025
you would just end up browning her with your moor genes
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>I CAN'T SCORE
>I CAN'T SCORE
>I CAN'T SCORE
>I CAN'T SCORE
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>>157931025
Tell Maria she's based
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>Ronaldo 63' (stands) 77' (woodwork) 89' (parking lot)
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the only one with flair for norway is a half black mutt named NASA or something
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>>157931025
Moortugese genes are too powerful to be bleached in a single generation
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>>157931110
They still play some friendlies
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>>157930919
crazy how we dont have a single player better than this portugal nt
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>>157931044
Good. :)
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> Ronaldo 78' (OG)
> Ronaldo 86' (OG)
> Ronaldo 90'+4 (OG)
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>>157931110
thats the point, the eufa wasnt getting his share
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I hate Bacalao
I hate dried cod
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>>157931197
You're good
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>>157931243
get out
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>>157931189
Raphinha, but he only plays good when he's at Barca
Someone who wasn't paying attention would say Chinicius, but he's is a lost cause now
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>portugal parking the bus vs norway for 90 minutes
Very grim
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>>157931243
wtf
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>>157931243
You don't know what you're missing. It's great.
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>>157931243
Good. Send it all to us and keep your reindeer and heerrings
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>>157931272
Only hoping for Durek and Marius Høiby marriage keeps me going
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>>157931282
you watching a different match or something?
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>>157931243
Literally a 0IQ take
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>>157931243
Im eating Bolinhos de Bacalhau(Cod Litle Balls) right now as i post this
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Portugal lost all their aura in the WC
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>>157931336
so you like fish balls?
>>
Norway v Portugal … the Bacalao derby!
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You're all very feminine
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>>157931388
No, I am Queine Oeste
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>>157931279
raphinha maybe could deliver if we had a midfield, but even then he's a system baby. vinicius is a persona non grata at this point. portugal weakness at the wc was the wing situation, but it seems it got better
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>>157931410
>tf
>tp
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>I imagine myself in Europe, leading my Platoon. Our mission is to stop wh*Te dogs from advancing. We mow down wh*Te dogs but they keep coming. I shoot wh*Te dogs but I run out of ammo so I draw my sword and begin slaughtering wh*Tes, since wh*Tes are way more psychially inferior to me, I slay them by dozens. Then I get shot, but I didn't fall, I kept fighting. Then shot again and again. wh*Tes were shooting me from a distance like the cowards they are. I lie down, facing up to sky and I see KARA BOĞA (Tengri) smiling at me, I smile back… Then I woke up, in africa, my homeland. My BLACK brethen gave me a warm welcome to heaven. I finally made it, I finally made it into heaven..
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>>157931371
Last time Portugal had any aura was when that pic was taken

Never happened again since.
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>>157931320
Are you??
>>
It is Bacalhau, not Bacalao. We are the only ones who eat it properly, so you should use our spelling
>inb4 fish n chi-
Lmao fuck off
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>>157931243
based (i dont know what either of those things are)
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>>157931371
Portugal never had any aura in the first place. So many uninspiring bitchless, motherless, fatherless and auraless players in the different Portugese squads. Except for CR7 ofc
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>>157931102
you wouldn't get it
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>>157931455
54/46 posession, 11/8 shots
you have no idea what bus parking means
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The commentators are kinda biased in favor of Norway
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>>157931453
they look gay, metrosexuals are fags
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>joins saudi
>becomes portugal best player
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>>157931388
Yes i love them.
Only one left now in my mouth.
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>>157931453
Nah this is aura
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>>157931493
You could try to explain. I'm pissed of at the mother until I get a proper explanation
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>>157931539
I thought the other picture looked gay as fuck but this somehow looks gayer
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>>157931539
Either current Pepe or Bruno Alves are miles better than Poonato Viga lmao
>>
Fuck this Frenchie
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>>157931525
>somersby
paneleiro
>>
Total frog death
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>>157931624
This desu

Disgusting homossexual apple flavoured fermented piss.
>>
>>157931624
it's a cute femanon though
>>
are those fans retarded?
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>>157931597
Nani and Quaresma clears Neto, Felix, Ramos, Leao.
Joao Moutinho and Renato Sanchez clears Vitinha, Neves, Bruno
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Felix already proving to be a better CAM than Bruno
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HAALAND has 45 minutes + extra time to prove HIM wrong
Will he perform when he has money right in front of him?
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>>157931624
>>157931647
Its not im a full redblooded portuguese male.
Portugal lost the Cidra tradition because of Salazar and the wine industry.
Im a Tradicionalist desu.
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>>157931750
The alliance that saved Christmas!
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>>157931750
based
>>
Ronaldo is mogging Haaland from the bench
>>
What does Haaland even do?
>>
>>157931790
Thank God. Fuck apples.
>>
fun game so far
>>
This ref is so obviously on our side lol
We can do anything we want and he doesn't give a fuck
What nationality is he? British?
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>>157931743
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>>157931750
i haven't eaten bacalhau in like 5 days
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>>157931786
Haaland scored two against Brazil in a world cup with Norway, that makes up for any other important match he may not have scored in
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>>157931827
>>157931819
>>157931750
>>157931625
Ska jag vara broderlig och heja på er eller får jag heja på geten?
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>>157931887
Load up the ships. GivE this man some food
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>>157931908
Brazil is washed now. Did you see them struggle recently? They're ass
Not as much as Italy but close
>>
we're so good at football, holy shit
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>>157931983
no cap on god fr
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eating skyr rn ngl
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>>157931243
that's ok, more bacalhau for us to eat
>>
>>157932003
based
>>
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For me, it is with broa
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>>157931878
He's french. Why would he be British? Are brits particularly biased in favor of Portugal or against Norway or something?
>>
Went into some food import shop and bought some japanese orange juice drink. Very sweet
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>>157931750
Based and truthpilled
Still celebrating over you beating Brazil and mad you didn't beat the English
>>
>>157932053
>Are brits particularly biased in favor of Portugal
yes
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo-Portuguese_Alliance
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>>157932059
Like too sweat?
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Kom igjen Norge!
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>>157932081
same
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The only true broa, all others are good but not broa.
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>>157932053
They're our greatest allies. Even bigger alliance for us than the bacalhau alliance.
Anyways, point being this ref is blatantly rigging it for us.
>>
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I didn't see him at the stadium, where is he?
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>>157932059
Try our Peach Compal one day if you've never had it before.
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>>157932128
broa de Brenha, with its crispy crust, is the best one.
unfortunately not many people know it.
>>
I watch the stats and norway are on paper raping portugal. haaland missed to big chances he has almost 2 xGOT, this is nuts. miraculous that portugal aren't not getting double fisted
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>>157932192
Looks good from what I google. Peach is based
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>>157932188
literally in jail
>>
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Halftime Drink?
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>>157932242
We play good. Hopefully Haaland is pissed now, he has looked unfocused. He is often like this. Sharpening up thoughtout the game
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>>157932306
aqua
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>>157932242
If you watch the stats you dont see the game.
If you watch the game you dont see the stats.
>>
>>157932387
>If you watch the game you dont see the stats.
possible. you watch the the france spain game stats at the world cup and the euro and france looked better but watching the game is what not a contest
>>
>>157932242
We got Costa.
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>>157931955
du skal vaske dassen min
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>>157932102
>>157932144
That's nearly a thousand years. Crazy
>>
Shaartland is ghosting against a team with pulse once again
>>
Two nations that honour Christ with their flags, shirts and logos
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>>157932188
in house arrest
or mansion arrest i shold say
>>
banger
>>
Insomnis by Faithless goes hard as kick off 2nd half song ngl
>>
I love fat Japanese women
Just wanted you to know
>>
Cute portuguese Loli in the stands.
>>
>radio edit
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>>157929650
>"kkkkkk your hands were shaking after the penalty"
so was Neymar's beer gut
>>
KILL ALL FROG
I
L
L

A
L
L

F
R
O
G
S
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>>157932739
words do hurt
>>
fuck this ref
>>
Fair Enough
Deserved
>>
YES FUCK NI
>>
Tap-in masterclass
>>
Refballing are we.
>>
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES, SUB IN RONALDO NOW LET HIM SCORE TOO
>>
my taplingz
>>
YEEEEEEEEES
>>
It is ogre
>>
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Everybody talks about Håland and Ødegård, but real niggas know Berg is our MVP
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Portugal needs Ronaldo NOW.
>>
I SEEN ENOUGH
RELEASE THE PENALDO
>>
Just made 80 euros, thank you Haaland, very cool
>>
Haaland has 56 goals in 64 games

Impressive
>>
>>157932942
yes he scored
>>
Erling Braut Haaland
Verdens beste spiller heter

Oh!

Nanananana
>>
>>157932970
otherway around buddy.
>>
LMAO WHAT THE FUCK
>>
thanks for the free goal codbros we needed it
>>
RETARD ALERT DING DING DING
>>
OH NO NO NORWAY
>>
Why is this amateur still on the team
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>>157932950
Jinxed it you cunt
>>
That's my Nyland
>>
thanks, I guess
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bruh
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Do Norwegian keepers really
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
Wow, Portugal masterclass.
>>
Ronaldo doesn’t score that
>>
nyland KEKW
>>
BRANCHES
BRANCHES
BRANCHES
BRANCHES
BRANCHES
>>
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHA
>>
big lol
>>
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what
>>
ice cold finish to be fair
>>
>>157932950
>>157933073
Nevermind. I thought that was the GK sorry
ofc fucking famos had to score
>>
FANNYING
AROUND
AT
THE
BACK
>>
Øøøøøøhhhhhh

Norgebros???
>>
kkkkkk his hands were shaking after the bad pass
>>
I have this really annoying neighbour who announces goals to the whole neighbourhood and in an extremely excited way.
I always know we scored before it actually happens.
what an asshole, this is the Nations League ffs, not the WC final.
I want him to be miserable and it's making me root against Portugal. anyone have a similar problem?
>>
Unsportsmanlike. If that happens you just pass it back
>>
WHAT
THE FUCK
>>
>>157933142
This. The Iberian mind couldn't understand
>>
Norway your defender sucks
>>
KWAB another (former) QSG player exposed
>>
>>157933135
No i dont live in the 'burbs.
>>
>>157933135
no i live in the boonies


LMAO
L
M
A
O
>>
lmao get rid of this GK
>>
ronaldobros... not like this
>>
fy faen
offentlig henrettelse
>>
What the fuck is fucking happening!?
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>>157933135
Close your windows nigga
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we are watching a man's career go up into ashes live
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KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>
gg Nyland, you ugly bastard
>>
Like legitimately, is this an actual joke
He's been doing this shit for years
>>
LMAO
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>nyland
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HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
>>
TOTALLEN COLLAPSEN

based pistolero
>>
Lmao remove the goalkeeper alredy
>>
Alright Nyland, you did ur job at the WC, its time to go to bed now
>>
>>157933200
Fuck off. They are literally gifting this fraud goals what the fuck
>>
what is this goalkeeper doing KEK
>>
NYLAND WHAT THE FUCK
>>
how much did we pay this gk
wtf
>>
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>
grim
>>
HOLY KWAB
SUB THE GOALIE OFF
>>
um sirs, where's the ronaldo deployment?
>>
Our lack of keepers is gonna ruin our golden generation
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>>157933201
I literally live in Lisbon city centre.
>>
If the GK gets subbed its over for his career
>>
He's done. Bury him.
>>
se acabo
>>
So who's your backup keeper norge bros, surely he's not any worse than this
>>
However.....
>>
norwegian spaghetti
>>
wtf is going on with this gk? two mental mistakes and costing norway the game
>>
BRANCHES
BRANCHES
BRANCHES
BRANCHES
BRANCHES
MINDRAPED THAT FOOL
>>
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WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>
>woman haircut
>play like a woman
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>white goalkeepers
>>
i dont get it what is var checking
>>
QUISLING
>>
Ronaldo old ass can't run press
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VAR won't save you from the fans.
>>
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Shit, just mercy kill Nyland
>>
>Portugal gets to play against a retarded keeper
>Ronaldo isn't playing
Not fair.
>>
>>157933299
Selvik and Tangvik

Id play Tangvik, young and talented
>>
Please allow this however, you wil lsave a mans life
>>
What a shitshow
>>
>saved by var
that is still not a mistake that should ever happen
especially a minute after making another equally massive mistake
>>
>saved by VAR
>>
>>157933215
what are the Portuguese boonies like?
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KWAB, just sub in Ronaldo.
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YEAAAAAAAHHHHH
fuck Nyland anyways
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>Nyland
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El var sinso
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The people are SCREAMING for Ronaldo
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WHY THIS FUCKER DIDNT PLAY LIKE THIS AGAINST US?????
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>Born to play ice hockey
>Forced to play football
Sad day for the Nordic man
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>>157933299
Selvik I think
His one game in the world cup was the 4-1 v France but I thought he played really well, I'd trust him over Nyland any day
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What was that other goalie that made three mistakes in a row or some shit like that earlier this year and got subbed off?
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>losing to portukwab
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Big bundle of oil money on the referees hotel pillow after the game :)
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too many swedish flags in this thread.

stop gambling
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game's gone
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>>157933406
sorry that was me
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Why is this Ramos stealing goals that rightfully belong to CR7? What the fuck is wrong with the Portugal coach. Does he not know what's at stake with Ronaldo's 1000 goal record attempt?
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i dont watch much soccer, how uncommon is it to change the keeper? for non injury obviously, from the top of my head i can only say uruguay spain last wv, even in that real madrid liverpol final they didnt change the keeper
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row
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Nyland has always been shit, remember him at Sevilla getting benched
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>>157933415
they don't play hockey in Norway, leafless canada
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>>157933412
cursed

>>157933426
some tottenham gk
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>>157933415
>hockey
bandy
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>>157933412
He's only choking against big teams and not against favela monkeys
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>>157933470
Very uncommon, he has to fuck up spectacularly to even think of changing him
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>>157933426
Kinsky AND Muslera
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>>157933470
Very uncommon, to the point its career breaking and can even backfire on the manager due to it, Earlier this year some goalie did three fuckups and got subbed off and everyone shat on the manager for it because of it instead

>>157933516
Ah right it was Kinsky
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>>157933556
remind me of the muslera incident?
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>>157933412
Portugal without Ronaldo is almost as good as france
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>>157933412
You can't win against Norway, that's just the rules.
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>>157933477
Row your boat
Gently down the stream
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sub out leão
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Ronaldo is licking his lips looking at Nyland. For multiple reasons.
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>>157933598
World Cup vs Cabo Verde
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>>157933412
he did
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>>157933603
Bullshit
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>østigård
its over
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Ostigårds fave player is Cannavaro
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Is he going to yellow everyone on the field?
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>>157933689
Yes and thats good
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why go for this look if you aren't actually balding?
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I hate how Ødegaard runs with his arms hangling limply like a fag
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>>157933721
>>157933651
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>>157933588
>everyone shat on the manager for it
No, that was because he CHOSE Kinsky, a young GK who hadn't played in months, to have his first CL match ever against Atletico Madrid at the Metropolitano. Kinsky was a nervous wreck and the manager should have predicted that.
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>>157933721
He's doing it in solidarity for Nyland's cancer.
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GOAL FOR GREECE
OH NO NO NO GERMANY BROS


not like this, not at home....
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wheres ronald
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>>157933820
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>>157933884
I have seen this negative IQ noho's before
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>>157933884
>I wish I looked like a russian whore
oof
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>>157933884
When the Perling water hits double
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>>157933820
any loss for klopp is good
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>>157933721
cannavaro fanboy
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>>157933923
Funny flag
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>>157933953
agree, hate the fag
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This ref really wants Portugal to win.
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>>157933959
>>157933738
does he know you can be a fan of someone and not have to have their exact hair cut?
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No Ronaldo? This is nuts
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>>157933721
>if you aren't actually balding
Idk man, his hair seems to be receiding a bit on the sides.
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>>157928489
>ronaldo doesnt play
>portugal wins
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Perfection
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One for the history books
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>>157934065
looks like a perfectly healthy hairline to me
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>>157934065
that can just be his natural hairline
maybe he is balding maybe not, well maybe he is already bald and he is doing what vin diesel did and getting hair tattoed
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>>157934065
meds
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As a former striker, my legs are kicking right now.
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>>157933492
Exactly, when he was doing a great WC everybody was, how is he teamless? Sevilla fans knew why... But even then he never reached todays low
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>>157934157
Natural, masculine
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What a waste of time. Where is Ronaldo?
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where the FUCK is tsuu?
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Don't Norway and Portugal know that this match is about Ronaldo?
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>>157934051
Next to our Socialist party's headquarters there is a Georgian restaurant. I went there once, very nice food, but I am afraid I ate the Khinkali with knife and fork :/ i did not eat the khachapuri because I was afraid it would be too much
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norway chanting "TSUUU... TSUUU"

even they are bowing down to ronald
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>>157934301
i just want to see haaland, cr7 and ode on the pitch at the same time
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ronny will be absolutely fucking seething right now
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>>157934109
Kek
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>portuguese FA trying to check the viewership when ronaldo is not
I see their game
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>>157934314
why were you are the socialist part hq? you commie son of a bitch, people like you dont have a place in iberia
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NOOOO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
SUB IN RONALDO NOOOOOW
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*bonk bonk*
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he is sending in the fucking rat instead ..
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>>157934362
I've never went there except to eat in nearby restaurants, I just want other anons to know where the restaurant is
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it's not looking good bros
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I just really like international football :)

Club football is evil :(
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>>157934362
Fuck you, grunho.
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>>157934362
>reading comprehension
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Oh right, Bruno is not playing. No wonder Portugal look dreadful.
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>>157934122
Perfectly healthy? He looks like he's already at Norwood 2, and if he doesn't taking medication for it, as >>157934161 suggested, it's only going to get worse.

>>157934157
Maybe, maybe. But I doubt it.
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>>157934448
This is true as long as the teams aren't full of mercenaries
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kek Veiga of all people is doing a good job against Haalando
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>>157934411
bernado not bruno fernandes
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>>157934477
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>>157934459
mimimimimimi
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>>157934362
I pissed on the wall there once!
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Can we at least see a handshake after the game?
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>>157934501
Eres retrasado
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Woah Ronaldo goes full Ochoa. Respect for him <3
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lmao Nyland had slipped
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Gg Portugal, you did well with your chances and scored, that’s the point of football
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Nyland just tripped. What the fuck.
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It's just funny at this point
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>Nyland
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guys it's completely normal to find hair in your hand after running it through your head r-right
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>>157934618
poor guy, must be feeling like shit
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stay humble
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loris nyland
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>>157934667
That's just your weak hair being replaced by stronger, thicker hair
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>>157934668
I really haven't seen one of these since Karius vs RM
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>>157934667
you're shedding
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Let Norway cook.
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>>157934667
you naturally lose about 40 hairs a day even if they are completely healthy
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>>157934691
Something about the haircut

Atleast mia khalifa went to liverpool and stayed with him for a couple of days after that final
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why is norway losing time? dont they know they are losing?
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haaland is crying
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>>157934725
his gf was super hot, why would he want to fuck mia kalifa?
that was clsoe, how much taller is norway on average?
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GG WP Norge.
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fuck we're good
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>Ronaldo didnt play

Based. finally hes retiring
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Funny meme match. Comfy thread. See you guys Sunday again.

Another cod dish for goodbye
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>>157934667
Why do zoomers care so much about muh hair?
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behead Nyland
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Bitter loss, definitely feel like we deserved at least a draw
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>>157934818
Yet he still ghosts in yet another big game
The snowmonkey never learns
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>We lost to this
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also
>Jurgen Flop
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we dont deserve shit, take in more migrants
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fun game it was fun to watch this fun match
fun
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>>157933884
Hnngh!
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>haaland swapping shirts with ruben and not ronaldo
fuck this shit, goodnight
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gg
time for skincare and then bed :3
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loved everyone getting yellow cards
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We still have a lot to improve, but words can't explain how much more at ease I feel with JJ than with the baldie. Every time I saw Martinez on camera I always got the impression that there wasn't a single coherent thought on the head. With JJ I'm confident that there is always at least some kind of plan. It might be good, it might be bad, but at least there's a plan.
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>Perling Shaartland missing sitters and ghosting against a big team
>Some things never change
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>>157934965
Hey what’s a girl like you doing in a thread like this with us bad boys
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>>157934986
Parking the bus for 70min was amazing, yeah.
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o bacalhau quer alhooooo, é o melhor temperooo, quem comer alho fica rijo como um pêro! fuggin bagalhauuu :DDDDDDdd kaksoispiste ddddd
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I dunno I don't feel too bad. played good just need to score our chances. TSUUUUU
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So is Portugal actually good or was it Norway's shit defense
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>>157935114
I dislike strongly to lose when you have big chances. Much more than tomplay badly. I say this as a former sunday league striker. Nothing provokes me more than players not doing well with thier chances
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>>157935154
Their shit defense and blooters for us. Also Diogo Costa saving us.
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>var'd out of a ramos goal just so tsunaldo didn't feel bad
Next game will be JJ's true test. Will he play the guy that averages 2 goals for every NT game he plays or the Homelander
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>>157934986
You can bet your ass we wouldn't secure this win under baldie or nando.
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>>157934919
your team is good, Norway will be taken very seriously in the next euros
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>>157935330
I know for a fact our great generation will be ruined by not having a goalkeeper. I know he was 10/10 for a couple of important matches, but the fact that Nyland is on our team is just dreadful. You can't do well over time with a garbage goalie.
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>>157934448
based
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>>157935423
He is shit indeed, just play the Bodø russki.
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And the mistake on the 1-3 (offside by milímetros) was also a major kek



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