Grand Final week editionSunday 4 October 2026>NRL GRAND FINAL7:30 PM AEDSTSydney Roosters vs Newcastle Knights>NRLW GRAND FINAL4:00PM AEDSTSydney Roosters vs Brisbane Broncos>STATE CHAMPIONSHIP GRAND FINAL1:20PM AEDSTPenrith Panthers v Redcliffe Dolphins
Glad I got to watch the GoatCastle kino before my flight. Had to wait until last call to board kek.
The NRL premiership has been won seven times by teams that didn't have a finals week off, and six times their losing grand final opponent did have a week off.>1999 Storm (4 games) def. Dragons (3 games)>2002 Roosters (4 games) def. Warriors (3 games)>2004 Bulldogs (4 games) def. Roosters (3 games)>2005 Wests Tigers (4 games) def. Cowboys (4 games)>2006 Broncos (4 games) def. Storm (3 games)>2015 Cowboys (4 games) def. Broncos (3 games)>2021 Panthers (4 games) def. Rabbitohs (3 games)The outside the top 4 curse has held in every NRL season, it's never been a week off thing. The only pre-NRL exceptions are:>1908-1988 - no one from outside the top 3>1989 - Raiders from 4th>1993 - Broncos from 5th>1995 - Bulldogs from 6th>1996 onwards - no one from outside the top 4
>My face when watching Clearly snapping both his feet
PONGOD
I swear some people who watch this game are genuinely retarded and don't understand what they're turning the game into. Actually arguing that we should punish the outcome (broken leg); it's moronic.Anyone with eyes could tell that was a freak accident, it wasn't even a hip drop because Crossland hit the ground before the leg got caught up. So what, the game should now punish players for every freak accident because certain players didn't drink their milk? Just turn it into touch football at this point.And as much as I feel for Cleary, playing with an already broken leg was stupid. It doesn't matter if it was the opposite leg because the good one would have been under more pressure and fatigue.
>>157937469Also cleary could of went down before there was too much leverage on the leg and save his carrerFuck clreary and fuck the panthers
they've been ruling like that for a couple seasons at least >high contact or hip drop>no injury>penalty->injury>sin bin but I agree it shouldn't be so contextual, my fav is>high contact>penalty>player hit high gets independent doctor'd off for 15 minutes :^)
When is Pheonix's judiciary hearing? Will it be kino?
>>157938426He will take the plea m8 there's no way he's getting off
>>157938625missing the final for a non-aggressive action is dumb and so it should be deferred to next season
How in fuck did this happen
He should fight it. I agree with >>157937469
Missed the game and i'm reading an injury report on Penrith. Looks like a bloodbath
>>157939420yeo started with a ruptured peckcleary started with a broken foot and broke the other edwards ruptured his pcl thats all I rememberthank you v'landysball
>>157939420You missed a classic. Couldn't write a better script. One of those once in a lifetime games.
>>157939420Watch the replay it was a great game
>>157939504blaise talagi did his achilles tendon
>>157939504>>157939662Who the fuck would they have fielded had they made it into the grand final?
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DdGW7zTS5x9/this is a bit old now but he seems like a top lad
1.Tom Trbojevic2.Tom Jenkins3.Tyran Wishart4.Jaxon Purdue5.Jack Wighton (lol)6.Tanah Boyd7.DCE8.Thomas Flegler9.Harry Grant10.Griffin Neame11.Jacob Preston12.Ben Trbojevic13.Math Plath14.Lindsay Smith15.Bailey Hayward16.Ben Trbojevic17.Phoenix Crossland18.Billy Walters19.Dylan Egan
>>157936710QUEENSLANDER
>>157940393what is this team
dont you hate it when your wiping your bum and your finger goes through the paper and your entire finger goes in your bumhole all the way up to the big knuckle on your hand i hate it when that happens
Can someone explain to me how it is in the national interest to allow immigrants to maim the Australian and NSW halfback? Phoenix Crossland must be deported, deregistered, and never allowed to step onto our shores again.
>>157938625He has to turn up and plead sentencing at the very least, it's been referred directly. If he gets a single digit suspension he can consider himself very lucky.
>>157941087If anyone should be deported, it's you.
>>157937624Of course charges and punishments should be contextual and proportional to the injury caused. That's why the judiciary exists: to ameliorate liability from the NRL for injuries caused by foul play. The NRL can use the judiciary in court as evidence that they do not tolerate acts of foul play that cause injury and are therefore not liable for damages for allowing an unsafe workplace, forcing the injured player to sue the other player directly.
>>157938769>*tenderly severes your foot from your leg*Crossland should be charged with assault occasioning grevious bodily harm and gaoled
>>157941241complete retard. stick to watching afl
>>157941241Dude, he played with a broken legAnd even then all that cleary had to was to fall and his leg would of been fine
Phoenix "Tonya" Crossland
>>157940393>>157940454If you are trying to come up with a best "white team" you can just wait for the Australian world cup team to be selected. All the Cocos play for the islands now a days so the Australian team is basically the white Australia team
Imagine a court making a judgement on the judiciary.
>>157941257Stop making excuses for the lowest act of foul play imaginable: maiming a future immortal by diving on his leg to severe his foot. Newcastle cheated there way into this grand final by taking out the opposition star player through foul play.>>157941346Hand your biomechanics certificate back to Escuela de Burros.
>>157941525>Stop making excuses for the lowest act of foul play imaginable: maiming a future immortal by diving on his leg to severe his foot. Newcastle cheated there way into this grand final by taking out the opposition star player through foul play.Very low effort bait. Made me reply, but do better next time.
technically poothers thought they could stomp over poocastle but poocastle showed up so they filled cleary up to the eye balls in painkillers and sent him out at 50% speed and then for some reason something I never really see Cleary do is run at the line crashball style and a fatigued poocastle player caused an injury to an already weakened player due to accidental foul play
>>157941525The leverage happens between the foot which is trapped on the ground and the shin, with the pressure being made by the tackler if cleary fell down with the tackle there would be no leverage both feet and shin would be on the ground
>>157941596Really it is Cleary's fault and he is the one who should be suspended for injuring a future immortal
>>157941596unironically argiebro is the best /nrl/ poster, so many aussie pretenders on here that don't know dick from fanny
>>157941497Jarrod McCracken successfully sued Marcus Bai, Stephen Kearney, and the Melbourne Storm for a spear tackle, and the judiciary evidence was of significant weight in finding they intended to cause injury, and that it was gross infringement of the laws of the game.There's a reason why they get a Supreme Court judge to sit on it. The judiciary exists to show to a court that the NRL takes reasonable care in stamping out (foul) play that leads to injury. Same with the HIA rules.
>>157941596He gribs his waist, swings behind him, lands on his legs, pins them to the ground, and snaps them in two. It's a textbook hip drop tackle the rules exist to stamp out exactly because it causes injuries like this. Crossland will be rubbed out of the game for a long time. The tackler has the duty of care not to injure the tackled player, if he can't do that then don't make the tackle, and walk off the field - really quite simple: no one is forcing Crossland to be there and maim people.
>>157941753genuine retard. he hits the ground before the leg gets caught up. open your eyes.
Yesterday was one of those days where I felt romantic about footy again. Took me back to the days were I first started watching with my dad, when I first put a pair of boots on and started growing my own passion. Because of this and we can't have nice things it means the Roosters will win on Sunday
you know when you have a boo boo and normally no one would even come close to that area of your body but somehow the universe conspires and now every one is bumping into it etc yeah its a lot like that
>>157941827no its like when you have a broken leg and now the other leg is bearing the constant brunt before also giving outhonestly it was obvious something was going to happen with what we know now. silly movie from the cleary clan.
>the won’t make the finals>okay they made the finals but they won’t beat souths>okay they beat souths but they won’t beat the warriors>okay they beat the warriors but they won’t beat the panthers>okay they beat the panthers but they won’t beat the roosters
Presale sold out in under an hour.
We need a bigger stadium
>>157941797He tried to escape the tackle he failed and broke his leg thats all i see
If Vlandys had the balls he'd let people sit on the roof like back in the day
>>157941482They're blonde haired and blue eyed (some are more light brown/red haired)
>>157941797https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZbHF4rJ2CI
Gee I wonder who could have the capacity to curse an entire peem
>>157941792Roosters are particularly good at ruining it for everyone
>>157942041It's time to hunt down the Wahs fans who won't be using the tickets they bought in August.
Just saw yesterday's replay. What a fuckin game, truly the greatest sport on earth.
So happy boys, can't believe they made it
>>157940393You cloned Ben Trbojevic of all people and forgot the CouchGODs
>>157942813couch bros aren't blondeIt was meant to be Jake on the bench
>>157942359I mean most of them will probably still go because of the price of the flights and the absolute shitfest around trying to get them changed or refunded
>>157940393>math plath
>>157942165Surely Dearden over Boyd.
>>157944205Brown eyes
now that the dust has settled, was playing an injured cleary the right move?
>>157939906Fucking no one, that's why the Knights are legendary for saving the series
>>157941241This, but specifically referring to Nathan Cleary who should be imprisoned for murder after maliciously kicking Jai Arrow in the head during Origin (which he didn't even get penalised for).
It's not gay to use your fingers to clean inside your bumhole when having a shower It's called being clean
>>157944573I don't even know why they put him on so early. It was 6 all and there was no panic.Trying to a pull a wwe BAH GOD, THAT'S CLEARY'S MUSIC was just silly.
That's what the high pressure setting on the shower head is for, twit
I haven't got a fancy shower and i definitely cant do a handstand while in the shower that would be incredibly dangerous
based fixed showerhead user
>>157944875post a pic of your shower
>>157944573Unironically I think the team lost their composure when he went down. They thought they had the Cleary card up their sleeve and then panicked when they lost it. Probably would've been better to not play him at all and instead been mentally prepared to play 80mins without him
>tfw hungover af and missed the gf members saleIm just glad I got to go to the game last night. Seeing knights fans fuckin everywhere in Sydney was proper
>>157941797Send off any day of the week
>>157941797The slow motion replay is misleading. At normal speed he comes down fast and hard like a tomahawk chop right on the ankle.
>>157944909My arsehole is not reaching that
>>157945568Fixed
>>157945584I hate my poof phone
>>157940393Walshie is an honorary Aryan, he should be 1
I am a Knights supporter and I truly feel for the Penrith supporters especially ones that may have bet on Penrith to win to help pay the bills in these tough financial times. Some supporters would have used bonus bets and some would have bet their own money. I am a happy Newcastle won, but I truly feel for those Pemrith supporters that would have won money to help them in life. It is more than a game
disgusted to see nathan cleary put his leg in the way of honorable phoenix crossland to deliberately wipe him out of the grand final
>>157941797He's completely fucked
>>157942213The injuries just came in with a vengeance. They're paying their dues for going injury free throughout the regular season.
My brat 6yo nephew cried his eyes out watching Penrith lose for the first time in his life, epic win
It's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OarJzJ96z_0
>>157945769Nice did you give him a nasty crow peck when no one was lookin?
>>157945834>>157923815
>>157945815get diving out of the game first
Nathan Cleary - Julius CaesarPhoenix Crossland - BrutusFrancis Manuleleua - CassiusNewcastle Knights - LiberatoresJames Tedesco - Mark AntonySam Walker - OctavianSydney Roosters - Caesarians
Still can’t fucking believe GOATcastle are taking it all lads.
>>157946099Still doesn't feel real to me, it hasn't felt real since winning against the dogs in round 4
It should be a valid judicial defence to point out someone you infringed against engaged in an elaborate scheme to play while already injuredIt's all well and god for Fox to write articles patting Penrith on the back for how they secretly covered up his broken foot and gave him pain injections but who is to say that didn't leave him vulnerable to other injury
>>157946063Tedesco is going to steal Mary Fowler and be a pussy whipped bitch?
>>157946063also Brutus and Cassius should be swapped since Manuleleua used to be a Penrith player so he had a closer relationship with Cleary and Crossland was the main instigator
>>157945769Where was he for any of their 6 losses during this regular season?
I want to encourage everyone's creativity, but there was no treachery involved. The Knights were a belligerent enemy of the Panthers and they managed to kill their king.
Nine will be absolutely FUMING that there's no pre-match show. Kylie was spectacular.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQWkCaLjwCE
>>157946358wow that was gay, does afl viewership mainly consist of single wine aunts or something?
Time to one up them and roll out Michael Hutchence
I trust in Vlandys "big surprise"
>Revenge! About! Seek! Burn! Fire! Kill! Slay!Let not a Newcastle Knight live!
>>157939420one of the greatest games in years
>>157946358why does the nrl keep fucking up its finals shows? last year they were advertising some retarded post malone looking dipshit and then he pulled out at the last minute
Cleary was rushed to a nearby hospital, where he was pronounced dead. He was then transferred to a better hospital where doctors upgraded his condition to "Alive."
>>157946442It has to be Silverchair parachuting in
>>157946502Based simpsonposter
>crowd is stone cold in anticipation as Vlandis approaches the stage to announce the big surprise>" Iknow how much you all love the Broncos, so I have made an executive decision">Broncos run out onto the field to gave the Roosters in the place of Newcastle>Crowd roars in excitement and joy.
>>157946539kino
smurf dicks for dinner all week
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiUCNeA9ejwThey had a camera on Andrew Johns in commentary, pretty epic footage lol, hes so emotionally invested in the game.
>>157946581also kind of interesting to see the BTS of how they commentate.
Anyone who support a successful club find it funny how overjoyed the shites are they've finally made a gf? Like yeah, that's their job, it happens every couple of years for a good club.
When you think about, one rooster can kill an army of knights via food poisoning. Yet if a rooster flies into a tree, no knight in their heavy armour can climb to reach him.
>>157946620thats why its more fun to support one of the more edge clubs. Higher highs, lower lows, the dopamine hit when you actually get somewhere is unbeatable.
The "broken leg" is just cover so they can secretly fit him with upgraded cyborg legs. Do they think we're stupid and aren't fully aware of Penrith's cheating ways at this point?
>>157946620yeah lolNEWS FLASH - no one remembers who made the grand final but didn't win it!
>>157946532Free toe pics in THIS economy?!?
Let's be clear there's nothing wrong with enjoying some Kylie Klassics like Love At First Sight or Kids with Robbie Williams
Kylie is based
NRL executive chairman Peter Vlandys has confirmed GF entertainment after all.In a candid interview to News Corp, PVL told fans to “Stay tuned 11 minutes before kickoff... You won’t be disappointed.”
SWEET CAROLINE SING ALONG
>>157946442I wanna PVL in his cheap suit dancing & flying around Accor stadium like Christopher Walken in the Weapon of Choice music video.
>>157946700kek
The classic Footy Show panel will be reuniting to perform a medley of hit songs in costume
I think its time to shake up the half time entertainment.I recon some form of sped up boxing match would be a good place to start with a couple of NRL players.Chuck big Nelson in there vs another NRL player, that would be better than whoever they can book on zero notice for music.I guarantee people get really hyped and interested in that vs music.
>>157945815>freak accident occurs>"WE NEED TO DO EVERYTHING TO GET THIS OUT OF THE GAME!!!">game is now worse off trying to fix the impossibleGet these boomers out of the game
>>157946720>They even bust out Mario but he's clearly not mentally all there anymore and it's just really sad
What about Brett Lee's band? It would be a great segue into the summer of cricket
>>157946688I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE PATENTED THAT IDEA FUCK
>Vlandys doing his annual threatening to move the Grand Final gimmick
What big superstar would PVL have leverage over that they have to play the NRL grand final
>>157946581kek his reaction when manuleleua gives them a fresh set is all time
>>157946581need a clip of his reaction at 00:12 edited with cleary's leg snap in the corner
>PVL rocks up in his one of tailored suits at your door at 3am >you think its strange because you live in a gated poomunity with 24/7 drone security with kill on sight orders>he explains that you WILL be playing at the NRL grand final>he slinks back into the darkness from whence he came >you don't hear your 4 meter tall 1 tonne security gate open or close secured by 15 armed guards >you fall to your knees and start crying as this is the chance you've been needing and all those buckets of KFC have paid off >a pale ginger slowly closes his front door while wiping the tears from his eyes >end scene
>>157946976kek fuck it I'll do it m80 give me a sec
>>157947053kek
based prince
peptide truck just left>A source within Penrith has told the Herald Nathan Cleary’s ankle injury was like a “bullet wound” due to the amount of blood leaving the hole where the bone penetrated his skin.>He had emergency surgery last night and, without any complications, is facing 6 months on the sideline.>Meanwhile Dylan Edwards is undergoing scans to see if he can play in the World Cup despite a torn PCL, Isaah Yeo is still planning to play for Australia despite a ruptured pec, and Blaize Talagi has been confirmed to have ruptured his achilles.
how good are the brisbane lions
>>157947119nice of them to fix all the spelling errors
>>157947053lol nice
>>157947119Classic battered wife syndrome, defending her attacker from the very hospital bed he's put her in. Very typical of abusers to employ DARVO and pretend to be the "real victim."
>>157947170you seem very well versed in that world
Newcastles Strategy:> Break both of DCE’s legs> Break one of Marky Marks legs> If the ref sends anyone off break his legs
>>157946638>Higher highs, lower lows, the dopamine hit when you actually get somewhere is unbeatable.lmao yeah I am STILL BUZZINGThe glazing the 360 team gave the Knights I could have started jerking off
poocastle used to be everyone 2nd peem
>>157947053based Joey
i dont have a second team
>refreshes ticketmaster for the 150th time
>>157947225based
These were the odds immediately after the Bronx won the gf last year.
is this build achievable natty
>>157947232two just went up, quick
>>157947272>praying to his gods thanking them for granting him strength to slay his enemies awesome
>>157947256everyone loaded up right
Hopefully it won't be a boring flop gf like that recent one where peels managed to fluke their way into the gf
Vlandys gonna have Kylie spreading her arse and showing the soles of her feet for the halftime show?
>>157947805the way she looked for the afl gf she's gonna need a couple years basting theres no way she does both
They magically resurrected Bon Scott
watching Runner 2026 lads its set in Brisbane/QLD and I'd like to dedicate this viewing to the quintessential QUEEENSLAANNNDAAHHHH that is PONGOD
"V'landy's surprise" is kino, gives everyone something extra to look forward to. But he better deliver.If he managed to get a Silverchair reunion, he wins by default.
yeah its one member or grinspoon and a couple of other fellas but goatcastle winning will make up for it
>>157948059You're not a real QLDer if your donga isnt out for Ponga. You're a pretender mate.
>>157948756>aflsloppaget some sleep m8 and maybe some discord friends
>>157948856>aflsloppaenglish please
>still trying to bait a fella join a forum or something
>>157948931i genuinely have no idea what you're going on about. i think there is some deep projection coming from you.
the classic blind to yourself, its just a normal discussion at 3am I mean you must be the weirdo chat huh, I admit it bud I have no good reason to be up right now, I guess you're interested in the Chinese stock market as smart as you are, well good on you, I bet you're real excited for october 4th daylight savings hallelujah nothing else happens on that date huh
pause for him to ask AI what happens on that date
>>157948991you're having a schizo meltdown mate. settle down.
>didn't deny it I love winning so much even if its against a bot
>crowd didn't start chanting SNAP SNAP SNAP at nathanfumbled?
daylight savings is gay and retarded
>Nathan Cleary's leg snapped in half
Poocastlebros, how I do I stop caring about this weeks game and just enjoy it, win or lose? I cannot stop thinking about it and it's making me sick. I've also had almost zero sleep since Sunday's game.
>>157952676Embrace it, you'll never know when this time will come again
Being able to be that excited about something is a gift.
>>157952676Learn the words to our song lad. We’ll be fucking singing it all night Sunday.
>>157952768That's what scares me though. If I have to wait another 25 years to see this again I'll be dead!
It was a different feeling last week being at a game like that with thousands upon thousands of fellow GOATcastle customers there with me. GF will be even bigger and I can’t wait.
>Nathan Cleary has got to accept his Dally M in a hospital bed
>>157952861That's kind of kino though, is it not? The guy had a big year with origin and everything, now he gets to sit back and accept an award from bed.
>>157952861Couldn't he wheelchair in?
Go the fucken knights
>>157952910He played a preliminary final on a broken foot, the cunt will sprint onto the stage to collect his dally m if he needs to
>>157952910If I were him I'd stay on IV antibiotics for a week
>>157952847You can always delude yourself like Canberra fans did after 2019 and say "our time will come," "our premiership window is still open"
to be fair, they were robbed by bad refereeing
>In 2019 Canberra Raiders were playing their first grand final in 25 years>In 2026 the Newcastle Knights are playing their first grand final in 25 yearsFunny how God appoints the Roosters to be the executioner of dreams
>Roosters are playing their 8th grand final in 25 years>*9th grand final in 26 years
>>157952676You'll be depressed anyway if they lose, so why not throw yourself fully into it to enjoy the high if they win. You can always divert the energies into blaming refs, the weather, Vlandys etc. anyway.
Out of kindness and generosity to Knights customers I will share the coping strategies I have used whenever the Roosters have lost a grand final. Please feel free to borrow.>2000The achievement was getting there. The Broncos were simply too big and too strong, all their backline were giants, their roster was stacked from superleague. Making the grand final after so long was a gigantic first step that should be celebrated as a victory in itself after all the late 90s near missess.>2003Denial/weather. Panthers are an unworthy joke team. The rain equalised the talent spread and dragged us down to their level. The ref called out Jason Cayless which caused the line break for their first try. All of their tries came from their one good player Luke Priddis, all of our mistakes came from our one bad player Chris Walker, therefore 1-16 we proved the better team.>2004No cope. We just lost. But beating the Bulldogs in the 2003 preliminary final proved we would have defeated them in 2002, and so now the scores were even.>2010Overachieved/rain. It was miraculous we made it that far. Our daring self-belief lead us on a run into the top 8, through the finals, and to the half time lead in a grand final. The rain at half time cruelled our slick attack, and the titianic class of the minor premiership Dragons proved too much in the end. BJ Leilua was too young and inexperienced on the wing, if we had one senior safe pair of hands out there we would have achieved the impossible.
No Ashley Klein in sight
Adam Gee-Eff
based Adam Geenot happy with Chris Butler
Last PPP of the year...
Will Crossland be named?
>adam geefucksix again gee will get the roosters home
>>157941797Looks like his arse hits the ground first and then Cleary’s foot gets stuck.
>>157956336Crossland's torso first pushes Nathan's lower left leg so the knee collapses inward and the foot externally rotates, then he lands his arse directly on Nathan's forefoot and snaps it off. You can see his shorts go from loose to compressed the moment he crashes directly on the foot>>157945673
>>157941783He lands directly on Nathan's forefoot, pins it place>>157945673, and tomahawk chops his body through the ankle. At normal speed the movement is fast, throwing himself to crash through the foot and ankle.
Anyone else almost kinda feel a little bad for Cleary? Like yeah he was a fraud and roid cheat, but that was pretty rough.
Hmmmm, nyo
>>157956785Crossland uses his rotational energy to fling himself around Nathan's body and crash into his foot and ankle
>crossland crossland crossland crossland part of the fault lies in Cleary he's twisting himself in the tackle because he's trying to shield his broken foot
>>157955012>ButlerWell I guess the script has been fully brushed up on
>>157957779The fault, dear Francis, is not in our refs, But in ourselves, that we were wooden spooners
>>157957779Cleary is running a line. All the rotation is from Crossland who slingshots himself around Cleary's body to use the rotational energy to smash into his leg. The final external rotation of Cleary's foot is caused by the push of Crossland's torso collapsing the knee inward, just prior to him landing on the foot.
Based Crossland basically sewing up the WC for the kiwis
Crossland has pleaded guiltyHearing at 6pm tonight
>phoenix crossland>crosses land to land on attempted phoenix resurrection making everyone crossBRAVO HACKSON
>>157958145>He sucked in Aussies now you are gonna have to select Walker who is only a bit better than Cleary
>Harrison Graham on Sunday
>>157958239Walker is comatose after the GF m8 didn't you read the script
Sam Walker will suffer a career-ending injury in the 24th minute
Phoenix Crossland sounds like a porn star name
bought an airfryer for the GF. Never had one before so give me some good halftime footy snacks to do family.
my mum hates them for some reason. she just calls them glorified ovens, which is kinda true i guess.
Tegel Take Outs Chicken TendersGolden Crunch ChipsMcCain Pizza SlicesMarathon Spring Rolls / Chiko Rolls (DEFROST THEM FIRST 10 minutes at 180C)
Marinate a bunch of chicken drumsticks in peri peri sauce overnight, cook @190c for 25 minutes flipping halfway through
>>157958482>>157958492based based based. Doing some chopped up chicken breast in a peanut sauce right now as an experiment with some chopped veges in the other drawer. Business idea: getting rid of the oven under the stove and just having a mega quad drawer airfryer.
>>157958146will it be livestreamed on all channels?
>>157958465Make sure to get the silicon insert so you don’t get cancer from it. Also need to heat then wash silicon insert first before using with food as it releases chemicals first time.
>>157958579great shout - i saw those in the store but couldn't figure out why you'd need them. I use baking paper for almost fucking everything I cook in the oven so would this suffice or are we saving the planet by washing and re-using the silicon insert?
Also main reason old people are against air fryers is they cause cancer but the silicon insert totally solves this problem then you have a super oven that can cook anything in 20 minutes and cooks it perfectly with less fat. Absolutely mogs a traditional oven.
>>157958584The non stick tray in the air fryer gives you cancer, the silicon insert stops your food ever touching it.
Silicone liner restricts airflow which negates the entire point of the air fryer>Muh cancerBig whoop
>>157958627My food cooks exactly the same with the silicone insert, tons of hot air is still circulating around,
Wrong, you fell for the big silicone lies
>>157958643You are the guy still buying cigarettes saying it won’t give you cancer because Marlboro says so.
>You now remember Nathan "six more" Cleary
PEEM PIST POOSDAY
>naming a player who is going to be shot into the sun for hurting the golden child
SHEEM SHIST SHOOSDAY
>>157958695Marzew vs mark, roosters are going to target that matchup all game for at least 4 tries
They'll be on opposite ends of the field
>>157958734I remember mark scoring all the time on the right which is marzews defensive side then toopoo on young on the other side
if best plays anywhere close to how he was against the panther marzhew will never even be tested>down to 12 men and marzhew made a grand total of 0 tackles against the panthers
>>157958708They're calling it the least interesting game in history
HOL UPHOL UPHOL UPCROSSLAND BREAKS THE ANKLE WITH AN ARMBAR HOLY SHIT*all accidental and without malice and in the natural action of the tackle
>>157958412if he played for the st George dragqueens he'd be Phoenix Crossdresser iykwim haha
>>157958752Toia is basically bests equal so I think this time marzew is gonna need to take mark. It’s the one massive weakness for knights that one single matchup, best can cover toia and mark
Diesel Hagan is a hooker so he genuinely might make his debut in the Grand Final if he's the player that gets moved onto the bench when Phoenix is inevitably gets suspended
>>157958766Cant*
It's always been my dream to be an extended bench player that doesn't get on the field but our team still wins and I get a free ring
>>157958770Thomas Cant is on the bench mate
>>157958475I don't think disputes the fact they are ovens. It's just they are very convenient easy to use ovens.
>>157958763wtf it's real
>>157958763https://youtu.be/HH35youXIls?si=tDSJY8KZhUhj3kQI
>>157958763so youre telling me there just happened to be a photographer aimed at clearys legs when he could've been aimed at this torso to capture the miraculous offload cleary couldve done...convenient...
>>157958766I say this as a dedicated Queenslander, Toia is not even close to being Best's equal and the Origin decider proved it.
>>157958695kalynyounggagaibestmarky marksharpewalkerwhyte robsoncollinsfoketimanuleleuaradley
>>157958807Best a slight edge sure but he still needs his focus on toia on defence, toia + mark is too much and marzew is like a 4/10 defender. I still see that as by far the knights weak point, also dce and walker will bomb over there and mark will win that matchup every time.
Watch the fucking suprise either be Barnsey, a Tina Turner tribute or both
>>157958804It's cropped. They shoot with such high resolution cameras they can crop zoom to frame their shots, rather than use optical zooms.
what if it's just kylie's afl show again but this time for the nrl
all marzhew has to do is full sprint, jump to catch a ball and cannon straight into nakawakawaka at 40km/hmarzhew is THE premier brick with legs and should simply do coconut things at the highest level possible
is there a greatest coconut moment of all time?
>>157958847This Sunday at 7.30pm marzew.
there's too many coconut moments to pick one
>>157958857Kek that is exactly what the other poster wanted marzew to so
coconut (white) moment
>>157958834I was at the game when they did had that Tina tribute. I thought it was really good and I wouldn’t hate seeing it again.
So what’s the best way to hedge this lads?
>>157958890put another hundred on the knights
On the topic of snapping peoples' feet offhttps://youtu.be/Ay_vGmgnCmU?&t=110
>>157958930stop noticing things! the chooks have never ever done anything wrong and gotten away with it!
Meme on Klein all you want, but Adam Gee just spams six agains and ruins games. You can bet on a Roosters win on that alone.
>>157958930>random screenshot of a random moment of a roosters game>radley on reportnever change
>>157958996I wish he reffed the warriors game
Happy Peem Pist Poosday
>turn on fox league>they're talking about a murder mystery of a german backbacker in lismore
>"Lower your force">"No - not THAT low, Phoenix!"
My m8 who's a Roosters fan just said this game is "unloseable"
I mean both games this year were even>Round 7 - Knights lead 24 -12 at half time (and get smashed 24-nil in the second half)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xl79KTmTeGw>Round 21 - Roosters win by a 78th minute DCE field goalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ay_vGmgnCmU
Its up!!Review of all teams in the MLB playoffs, whos gonna end the dodgers 3peat?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6nYFUpTABM
>>157959040Knights are full of belief. Full of meme magic. Beat Poothers with a man down. The crowd is going to be at least 2/3 on the Knights side. Also T is going to be cursing the entire Poosters squad.
i struggle to believe the knights will win because that outcome is simply too good for this sad world
Are football/sport shirts effay?
>>157959119Only if you’re going to an actual sporting event.
>>157959040roosters will probably win that type of hubris is just tempting fate
>>157959040reminds me of that unlosable queensland home game recently...
>>157959119thats very kinonot sure about them generally
>>157959127but*
Roosters can move into outright second
>>157959171do the new bears inherit their premierships
>>157959203They're being treated as a new franchise so probably not. Doesn't really matter anyway they only have 2
Refs should have a stat page like the players do that lists stuff like penalties awarded, six agains awarded, bins/send offs, percentage of tries sent to video ref + what percentage were sent as try vs no try etc. and also include stats on all the times they were wrong.
Kenty says the big surprise is going to be a light show
>>157959246that's extremely lame and gay. fuck vlandy's for hyping that turd
>>157959171ummm roosters are on 17 premierships sweetie
>>157959253what if it's a DRONE light show? and they make drone nathan cleary's leg snap holy shit
drone lights shows ARE kino though
>>157959171dragons count themselves at 16, justifiably
>be Vlandy's>your choices are:>Silverchair renuion that will get international attention>or>a lightshow that everyone has seen before>i'll take the lightshow thanks
>kenty says
daniel johns hates silverchair more than anything
>>157959282It's not exactly that easy to re-unite a band with in a week
>>157959284whats the context of this again
>>157959289more than a million dollars to play 10 minutes of songs?
>>157959293it's just one very drunk journo doing journo things
>>157959296absolutely
it's a live performance of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZSSYqHYjxY
>>157959296He hates their biggest song and removed it from the band’s set list and never brought it back. For better or worse the man has principles and has stuck to them.
>>157959327which would be what song?
>>157959284Kenty has not had a drink since this, but is somehow still drunk
>>157959332Tomorrow
LET PHOENIX PLAY
>“He’s my favourite player in the game. To be the reason he is in hospital is killing me.”>“I called him yesterday... I had to apologise... I reached out to his Dad as well & said sorry for ruining such a great game.>“He (Nathan) told me to stop saying sorry.”
>>157959363>words of a battered and broken abuse victim high on morphine
>Knights hooker Phoenix Crossland broke down in tears at the NRL judiciary on Tuesday night as he learned his fate over the hip-drop tackle that ended Nathan Cleary’s season.>The NRL is seeking a four-week suspension, which would rule Crossland out of Sunday’s grand final against the Roosters.>Crossland told the hearing he had “no recollection” of the tackle and had only seen the incident through replays shown in the days since.>He also revealed he called Cleary on Monday to apologise. Cleary reportedly told him to “please stop apologising” and said he understood it was a mistake and an accident.>Crossland then called Ivan Cleary to apologise to him and the Cleary family.>He became emotional while describing how badly he felt about the injury, with Fox League reporting the situation had been “killing him” and that seeing the game’s best player in hospital with a broken leg was far from where he wanted to be.>Crossland also pledged to work on his tackling technique, telling the hearing: “I’ve made the most tackles in the competition this year, it’s my responsibility to fix it.”>He acknowledged the tackle was a major mistake, while maintaining it was accidental.>A final judiciary decision is expected shortly.FREE MY NIGGA PHOENIX
>>157959363>I'll put in a character statement for you... but make sure you give Walker the same treatment.
>tackling cleary now his leg is gone
The verdict is inPhoenix Crossland has been banned for FOUR matches for his hip-drop tackle on Nathan Cleary.
He got 4 weeks lads
Starting to think Phoenix might have a little crush on Nathan lads
DEJECTEDDEFEATEDDESPONDENT DEVASTATED
a real 'sorry, you're not with an influential club' moment
judiciary is a fucking joke. fuck the nrl.
Harrison Graham YOU are a Grand Final starting hooker
>>157959430I've been saying this for years
joke of a sentence, how does giving 4 weeks act as any deterrence? they've been giving 4 weeks for years. they cause season ending injuries, give season ending sentences
It's probably not the worst outcome considering he'll probably be able to use those games on the world cup
>>157959327>He hates their biggest songtomorrow?!? freak?!?
imagine joey having to choose between his beloved knights and fellating gaythan queery
Roosters>7 players with prior GF experience>14 previous GF appearances total>12 premiership winning GF appearances totalKnights >1 player with prior GF experience>1 previous GF appearance total>0 premiership winning GF appearances total
>>157959473There's always a first time for everything
>>157959478Except me losing my virginity
Trent Robinson: KNIGHTS FANS DO NOT MATTER
>>157959483If the Knights win we ALL lose our virginity
>>157959473sounds like a peem full of old fart mercenaries to me
>>157959424based simpsonbposter
>>157959515now that the dust has settled, that send-off honestly was deserved
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewufRwrayTI
Roosters>12 of 19 have never played an NRL game for another clubKnights>11 of 19 have never played an NRL game for another club
Going to the royal brisbane and womens hospital tomorrow lads what good food do they have there please
>>157959567There will be a secret cafe/restaurant somewhere in the hospital for the nurses and doctors that has much better food that they don't advertise to the patients/families
I’ve been to Newcastle they hate when you mention your from Sydney proper little guy syndrome. Nice town small and hard to get around.
>>157959278>dragons count themselves at 16no>justifiablyno
I like when city slickers come to where I LIVE for their holiday
>>157959590I will look for that thank you
I'm not from sydney so I guess I'd be in the clear
>>157959171so whos not on this premierships list is it just us(wahs) and the tits?
>>157959684wahs, tits and dolphins. What a truely based group of teams.
Newcastle are real battlers, it's really hard to eke a living in a mining town during a mining boom. Yep, a few can't even afford new Ford Rangers and are forced to settle for Mitsubishi Tritons. Tough times, but Novocastrians battle on.
>>157959684>>157959690GlebeAnnandale UniversityCumberlandOld Newcastle
>>157959697Adelaide RamsWestern RedsSouth Queensland CrushersGold Coast Seagulls/Gladiators/Chargers - maybe the Titans can swallow themHunter Mariners if we count pooper league
Northern Eagles WA Reds Adelaide Rams South Queensland Crushers Hunter Mariners
sam walker has reportedly told the roosters he won't sign a new deal until after he's won the gf.bit cocky even for a chook.
based leaving room to bail if they lose
>https://www.viagogo.com/ww/Sports-Tickets/Rugby/Rugby-League/National-Rugby-League-Premiership/National-Rugby-League-Grand-Final-Tickets/E-161490616?lt=40.7128&lg=-74.006&quantity=1>400 up to 800 bucks to see a blowoutgrim
>>157959792Should I sell my ticket and get a prossie?
>>157959792the only thing getting blown out will be sam walker's ankle
You're next Poosters
>>157954038>2010This was also the year Melbourne weren’t allowed to earn premiership points because of the salary cap breaching
>>157959284>eat a tree cunt
I made a stirfry for the first time and used a mix of soi sauce and oyster sauce and I really don't think I like the oyster sauce. It's not a super strong aftertaste but it's still there and I'm not a fan.
Fish sauce is better for that purpose IMO
Wait the Johns brothers have actually been trying to reunite Silverchair for the Grand Final. I thought you guys were just joking.
>Dude they should get Silverchair to do the pre-game entertainment and have the Johns brother do the commentary! People know there's 2 teams in the Grand Final right?
Poosters customers will just have to settle for winning the grand final.
Any artist(s) that are Roosters fans?
I think the poosters were promised a premie a long time ago, chosen some would say
>>157960098they could get Daryl Braithwaite again
Business idea, DJ Nino Brown megamix
the panthers playing while fucked up and nathan's leg snap have warmed me to themnow the roosters are the primary target of my psychic poweri'm meditating daily for mark's shoulder to dislocate and sam walker's ligaments to snap
too late, I went and fed the ducks (and eels) at kippax lake, and they agreed to curse kalyn ponga with a badly bruised tailbone that will see him out of play and cruising action until november
They can do Israel’s Son as a nod to the roosters community
it's a very grim song
Pure Massacre then
pure genocide*
Y’know they could easily get The Screaming Jets if Silverchair fails
Play Freak twice and be done with it
Jets aren't available because Gleeson is off performing somewhere else
Isn't Nelly playing to crowds of 30 people in the States now? Hot in Herre would go off in a stadium
>>157959594We hate Sydney and Sydneyfags because you faggots keep coming up here trying to turn this city into little Sydney.
The obvious answerBoyz II Men set plus 10 minutes of kisscam broadcast to the nation
>>157946063Wests Tigers - Veii
Sydney>successfully sunk japanese midget subNewcastle>aimlessly bombarded the ocean
>>157960428More like Newcastle succesfully defended with zero loses while Shitney had casualties.
whats with shitney and their ego death coming up against real NSW spirit and a real NSW peem
>>157960669they cannot fathom a life where you aren't stuck in traffic for 10 hours a day
kek so true
>>157960204>>157960292The GF is going to be abandoned isn't it
I made it through to another day lads
well done champion
Brad O'Neill from the Wigan Warriors has won the Man of Steel
4 sleeps lads
Brad O'Steel
>Peter V’landys’s mystery NRL grand final entertainment can be revealed: an emotional tribute to Jai Arrow as he completes a lap of honour to “You’ll Never Walk Alone”.>The Australian understands a group of eminent Australian musicians will sing the Gerry and the Pacemakers classic a cappella in honour of the South Sydney forward forced into retirement in May after being diagnosed with Motor Neurone Disease.>It’s unclear who those musicians are, but they will be secondary to the Arrow tribute. While it won’t be as glamorous as Kylie Minogue’s performance at the AFL grand final last Saturday, the touching gesture is certain to pull the heartstrings of everyone at the game and watching on Channel 9’s broadcast
PVL hit them with the "you can't criticise me now!"
What would you think of the bunnies singing YNWA at every home game starting from next season because of this?
I should have just paid the $800 on tixel yesterday, I don't think I'm going to get a ticket now and I refuse to use that other scam siteFUCK
>>157968123Maybe try asking wahs or panthers fans who are trying to offload their tickets?
Everyone offloaded their tickets Monday & Tuesday, now it's the waiting game on Sunday and a quick 2 hour drive if I get tickets
>>157967263Fuck Vlandys is a smart cunt sometimes, we literally can't criticize this now. I'd say this being a last minute thing to distract us from the fact that they didn't get an act is a bit slimey but fuck it
>>157967263Honestly this is shit
>>157968537I am criticising it. It's gay and cynical
>Watch 11 minutes before kick off and there’s going to be a big surprise... and you’ll be entertained.
I guess Vlandys got his dance monkey, just didn't realise it would be Jai Arrow
>>157967881>>157968537Except every comment section discussing this is criticising it.
Justnicthings, you never here from her any more.
>>157969575Yeah because you cunts scared her away kek
>here
Sometimes I feel like a loser weirdo but then I remember that there are people here who unironically jack off to feet and stalk women on twitter and then I feel better.
From this year? Do you mean Tyrell Sloan? Dragons v Raiders only played once.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVUwuZRMXDchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76GJUB0gu6E
>>157968123How much are you willing to pay for level 6? Near the front, row 10.
>>157967263I'm sorry but this isn't the place or time also if this wasn't planned from the start its incredibly rude and kinda disgusting, poor fucking Arrow getting dragged out to cover for this disaster
>>157971064They should connect Jai to cable like Nikki Webster at the Olympics.
>>157971094Maybe bring Cleary out to do some flips and spins in his wheelchair
>>157971094yeah pretty much
Tallis Duncan has Re-signed with the Rabbitohs until 2030
Looking at the comments of this Jai Arrow stuff and people are saying Nathan Merritt only has a few months left
>>157971135They should make a showcase of everyone crippled by Rugby League an annual segment at the grand final
I honestly thought the Jai Arrow thing was a piss take.It's honestly beyond parody now. And the ironic thing is people are going to start hating the man because every fucking game and event is "JAI ARROW JAI ARROW JAI ARROW." I get it, it's terrible, but what the fuck else can we do? We don't need to be reminded every week.
I reckon vlandys is selfobsessed enough to be reading the comments on social media about this
If PVL was half the marketing genius he thinks he is, he'd make the pregame entertainment an ender dragon speed run race between the two team captains
>>157972794Of course the pleb that is Vlandy's would choose shitty Minecraft over a classic Age of Empires 2 Black Forest match up.
Dally M's tonight. Make sure you buy your snacks you fat fucks.
>>157972839m8 if it were up to me it'd be quake 3 duels but if the point is marketing to bring in other viewers then it's got to be minecraft
>>157972926what time m8
I will be making choc chip biccies when I get home because an egg fell out of the fridge when I was getting my work lunch ready and semi-cracked so I gotta use it
>>157972839phwoar
This is how old you'll be next time the Knights make a GF
>>157972991Coverage starts 7:30 your time I think. It's on after 360.
everyone itt is already that old
>>157973089i dont appreciate you posting my photo mate
>>157972991why is dce so fucking autistic
>>157972926
Daniel Johns speaks
Has anyone else pre-installed their cope if Roosters win? My cope is that I will be glad for DCE to get his fairytale ending
My cope is that it is confirmation of the beginning of the Walker era.
I don’t plan on coping. I plan on hating.
Silverchair are saving themselves for the pre game battle against Powderfinger when the Broncos play the Knights ina. Future grand final.
>>157974188Based me
I feel like Knights are going to be more hungry than the Poosters
>>157974259a little short ball will get the poosters goinga short 8 ball if you will
>>157974188same. win or lose, fuck the chooks.
Over 12,000 people turned up to the Knights open training session today, which is more than the attendance of at least 23 games this season, and also higher than almost every standalone NRLW game ever, with the sole exception of the Knights v Broncos semifinal in 2023.
lol
How many 'new australians' would even know silverchair or powderfinger
>Dally M poodictions Team 1. Edwards 2. Cobbo 3. Farnworth 4. Toia 5. Nawaqanitawase6. Trindall7. Cleary 8. Whyte9. Egan 10. Fisher-Harris11. Olakau'atu 12. Duncan 13. ClarkRookie: Sanders if eligible, if not Cooper Clarke Coach: Holbrook Captain: Cleary/YeoProvan/Summons: Arrow Dally M: Cleary
>>157974380trindall??????????????????????????? there just no fucking way, even DCE or Luke Brooks are easily better
>>157974380TedescoMilkyFarnworthTrindallClearyFisher HarrisClarkThese are the only ones I'm confident with. I hope Isaako wins it over Marky Mark.
REALLY looking forward to the red carpet pics
My initial thought was that the Betoota Advocate were possibly going slightly too far with this. PVL has to go, he’s gotten too comfortable
>>157974387Really weird year for five-eighths, Trindall seems like the odds on favourite from the predictions I've looks at but I'm not that convinced. A lot of injuries and a lot of backup halves in the top 8. Wouldn't surprise me at all if an old head like DCE or even Cody Walker won it
>new mazda comes with a megaphone in the front of it that lets you shout things at people at will
>>157972641We could do something at the gf to respect players who’ve been taken by the game, so to speak, but it doesn’t have to and honestly shouldn’t be the pre-game entertainment. This is reminding me of that humanist/atheist wedding I went to where they passed around a sack full of dead people’s things and all the bridal party were dressed in black. Dystopic is a word
I'll say the segment they do for the retiring players is always so bad and should have been called out a long time ago. They just bring them out on a stage, say their name and a child will hold a flag of them but it's only has whatever their last club is.
Sexy genie Bree
IT'S DALLY M NIGHT
Chappo
Fifita and Shaylee
Jai
>>157974514love a tummy>>157974530hate the brunette>>157974537they are not looksmatched at allKeep them coming
Holbrook invited, suggestive he's got coach of the year
James Fisher Harris
Livvy
>>157974562date's a bit young
>>157974562
Tahlia
>>157974514
>>157974576Kiwis have turned the haka into a gimmick
anon, your mission: side and rear profiles of this dress
Ponga
who's the new beard
Kirra and her hot cheerleader gf
Jess
I am Peter V'landys beaming smile
>>157974624dirty old man
Herbie
>>157974565with Keeley
>>157974542inb4 they give jai the dally m
LIVE LIVE LIVE PILE IN!!!
Fox League red carpet show has startedJada
Cleary has had 1 surgery 1 more to go, will be wheelchairing around
Would have looked sick in cognac shoes and belt
>coach of the year >sends broken son out when its 6-6
>>157974641She didn't have a date so she brought her dad...
Tiana has bangs
>>157974660Traitorous WHORE
Kezie
They brought back the Peter Frilingos medal (moment of the year) and gave it to Jai Arrow
>>157974664she's ours now and you can't have her back
>>157974547Not necessarily, Ivan is there too
Deardon
>>157974514who the fuck is that girl on the righttell me
>>157974682She's gorgeous. Totally understand Tommy leaving Townsville for her
>>157974682he's done well for himself, but why does she hold her lips like that
>>157974683You need to watch the NRLW
>12k at the open training session todayGOATCASTLE
>>157974678As Nathan's surrogate>>157974683Hello freshie
>Watching a 2 team comp Nah lad
>>157974711never noticed the chin on him
>>157974712ginger cleary
Ellie
why is the chin game so big at the poothers
>>157974717tren chin
>>157974716She knows her dress is see through right?
>>157974693>>157974705the only nrlw ill watch is jetaya nude leaks when they finally dropnow drop the @ in chat
PITCH INVASIONNNNN
>>157974711
>>157974721He got that shit on tho
>>157974720this style of belligerence will not be rewarded
>>157974719Sweeny put on notice
Izzy
>>157974732She scares me
>>157974673Jai
Jai got the Provan Summons medal too
Who's this? Captions are wrong.
AINT NO WAY THAT WAS INDIE BOSTOCKAINT NOOOOOO WAY
>>157974750PICS?!?
>>157974613>>157974616Mimi Bowell
>>157974530looks like amanda bynes here
>>157974764BRING OUT THE DANCIN LOBSTERS
Bostock
AWARDS STARTING SOON CLEARY BEST COACHCLEARY BEST PLAYER
Turbo
>>157974780Don't wanna be rude but that's not a good look for her
>>157974783didnt realise he swung that way
Toia
Dally Messenger's real first name is Herbert btw
I think the appropriate thing to do is to give Jai the Dally M
SJ IN THE HOUSE
cringe
Taneisha Grey of the Roosters
>>157974800she's looking great actually
Joceyln and Izzy seem quite nervous desu, like they weren't allowed to bring their vapes into the building (cave)
OAM?!?
in other news
>>157974804Thought so too, models frame (182cm). She's only got on twice this year.https://www.roosters.com.au/teams/womens-premiership/sydney-roosters-women/taneisha-gray/
>>157974809MY FAV PLAYER BILLY WALTERS
>>157974812Based Kevie
>>157974800what is she nominated for? she's never in the 17
>>157974816shes a late frontrunner for my COCK
>>157974683Rory Owen
>>157974816Someone's plus one?
KIRRA IS A CHANCE
Bravo Dragons, bravo
>6 points for flogging a shit peem
Tahlia deserves it for being the cutest
Ethan Sanders debuted 2 years ago
>>157974859I think thats what he's thinking too fella is half asleep kek
Vonny called him a weak bitch and a coward kek
they cannot give it to fox LOL
Yeah I don't think Gamer Fox is winning this one lads kek
>>157974867KEK I had forgotten they'll give it to teddy then
Is Teddy even there? Haven't seen him
Based Stretch
Liam Knight mentioned
Best Instagram Account Award contenders?
>muh oppressed women are they ever gonna stop crying about shit Millie will get it
Give it to Jada!
Millie's fashion sense has certainly gotten better through the years
Nice touch including Kurt Drysdale in this
GIVE IT TO HOLBROOK YOU DOGS
ummm which peem is in the gf again
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SUCK SHIT POOASSLEL
Up the fucking WAHS!(Holbrook deserved it)
What's the story here
John Strange wins this thing every fucking year
THEY DRAGGED HIM TO SYDNEY TO HUMILIATE HIM AHAHAHAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHA
Women CAN coach!
fraud fraud fraud
based woman showing the moids how its done
>>157974960lost a bet
Cuz look at this picture the Titans put up, fuuwwaaarrr
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
The Charity M's
KEZIE KEZIE KEZIE !!!
>>157974982corrrrrrrrrrrr
>>157974982TITans
PETER BEATIE?!?!?
All these girls trying so hard with their outfits, meanwhile Kezie just chucks on a random brown dress and does her hair up a little and completely mogs most of them
Commissioner Peter Beattie to you
>>157974993you're not wrong!
Ponga deserved it after that prelim
I don't understand Captain of the year. Cleary is clearly the best player of the nominees and played for the team that came first. Does JFH just win with aura or something
do a haka bro
KEK they need to wait to see how the finals pan out before they decide these captain and coach awards, clearly went all in on the Wahs before it fizzled and completely missed the Knights fairytale
sympathy votes galore for the wahs ay
>>157975022They're most improved awards, unless someone stands so far above the rest they have to give it to them
It's too much at this point
>>157975028They decide them prior to the finals just after the last round. By the time of the GF they're all dated
>more arrow stuff
Guys what are you doing we have to save this for Sunday
He'll soon be a wasted cripple, let him enjoy the moment
has anyone asked if he wants all this attention though
His hands looked a bit fucked there trying to clap
Remember when Jai's killer dog was put down after two murders and everyone hated him
>>157975047I was at the game where they threw the Birthday party for him. You could tell by the end of the day he was a bit over it and wanted to go home and rest. That's another shit thing about his situation he kind of has a duty to be a poster boy for it so it can raise enough awareness and money to potentially find a cure for the future. It is what it is
Either he leans into it and becomes a champion of MND, or he lays down and rots
Yep, you've got to live each day like it's your last. Great Chappo arse shot in the middle herehttps://www.tiktok.com/@jaime.chapman/video/7611089844680297736
No way Trindall is winning this...
Tricky could have won if he didn't get injured kek.
You forgot the comma
clearywinslol
Sharks only win one of their last 4 games so sorry Brayden
Julia is extremely close to a wardrobe malfunction
Wow Teagan Levi serious amazon gym mommy vibes
sarah gonna spew
Why does Sala look so sad
QUINCY BROS WTF??
There's only 4 clubs represented in that NRLW team of the year btw
happiest bunch of women ever kek
They have to awkwardly stand on stage there for the next 20 mins kek. No chair for you!
COBDOG COBDOG COBDOG
Cobbo wasn't even the best winger in his team, and they picked 2 left wingers
>>157975127No wine either kek
One thing I can tell you about Olakau'atu is that he loves Instagram reels
w-wwhere are the broncGODS players
WHOmish Stewart?!?
>>157975132It's the two highest on the Dally M ladder in the wing position, no left/right autism
Hamish Stewart is a lucky boy
>uptonwinslol>clearywinslol
boooooooo
clearywinslol isn't really fair because he's never won it
>>157975123>ugh why didn't I switch to flats and skull my wine
If the there is more than one player in a position that is a possibility to win the Dally M, do they just spoil the result by announcing the team of the year?
Kernick has a real Hellenic vibe tonight, I imagine that's what Cleopatra looked like
>I thought I was going to play NRL there was no NRLW
>>157975174In the past they keep the position secret until the end if the Dally M is contested by players that share a position
>>157975185This
>>157974666my boomer queen
The NRL W has killed the Wags focus of the Dally M. They all look stunning AND can play Rugby League
Especially Chappo who is a legit gun and a legit glamour
That doesn't look like a hospital to me
*lights torch and gathers pitchfork to march on phoenix crossland*
>>157975207What kind of hospital is this
>>157975208he's going back for more surgery tomorrow
>>157975208You have only been to peasant hospital
looks like the waiting room for visitors
>>157975180She's looking good fr fr
>>157975123Geez it’s like the Trans categories at the AVN awards desu
I wanna see Mary come to one of these events and wearing a pretty dress
BURN THE RICH TAKE EM DOWN DOWN DOWN
HE'S NOT IN HOSPITAL HE WAS RELEASED TODAY AFTER ONE OF HIS SURGERYS IVAN CLEARY SAID IT TODAY IN THE POST DALLY M INTERVIEW
>housing prices are so fucked even nathan cleary lives with his parents
Wow they can make 9:40pm train from Bangarroo train station>night of nights
>>157975230fucking kek!!!
>>157975207It's the same couch from the covid tikok videos
>>157975252>couch unaustralian
>>157975256the footy show died for this
>>157970847We will talk on Saturday lunch time, willing to do $400, you wouldn't rip off a family member would you?See you then
>>157970847I'll do $450
>>157975256she’s as mad as a cut snake but you’d still ride the ass off her desu
did anyone catch eloise skulling some wine in the background at the starthad a good chuckle
>Already had pictures taken
>>157975259What do you call a couch?
*respectfully draws a penis on cleary's cast*
>>157975298lounge, but couch is acceptable (nta)
>>157975290couldn't give the glass back there a little wipe down before hand? fucking hell
>>157975298they're called lounges m8
Guys, Guys...I am one of Tamika Uptons ex boyfriends. Ive fingered her pussy on many occasions... and I kid you not, her pussy does indeed smell like rotten seafood.
>>157975319Edwards please show some decorum
>>157975305
>>157975340this gives mary major ick vibes she married a sports star not a cripple, divorce looms
She tore her ACL last year so it's only fair she sticks with him now
>>157974530I wanna slide my cock between those gigantic funbags all night long....
>>157974530chapgod cleavage mogging all the women with horrible tight chest dresses designed to show off how huge their arms are apparently??
>>157975400they're warrior women they choose their mates they're not trying to appeal to the likes of you
>>157975318Shakespeare uses couch, lounge never.
>>157975407i deserve snu snu with kezie
>>157975397kek
BREAKING: It has been revealed through a leak that the 2 Dally M Judges are none other than, Ashley Klein and Adam Gee
Tupou needs two tries on Sunday to reach the 200 mark before he shadow retires
Fan day at Martin Place tomorrow
>>157975472Basically the Rothman medal then
Who was the last Dally M winner to be in the grand final?
>>157975488a parade for Nathan Cleary?
>>157975498Jahrome Hughes
>>157975488Makes me think of the Lindt cafe
OMG.... NRL has stooped to a new low. Apparently instead of the grand final entertainment they will just be doing a Jai Arrow tribute which is gonna be 12 mins long.... seriously, when is enough enough???
>12mins longjust one lap of the field then
It shouldn't be just Jai, it should be a tribute to retiring players that he happens to be a part of
how many times are they going to drag jai's corpse out and parade it around
>>157975715its getting a bit monotonous isnt it.... its almost embarrassing, he probably doesnt even want all the attention...they didnt do all this for carl webb....
sounds like the dally m was another big dud. just scrap those awards completely, absolutely worthless.
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