New Joshua Van Documentary:https://youtu.be/JSj1iTzvfrI
if ya aint boy joshua van kill yo self
Sad we missed the first octagon death. Fucking hue faggot is alive
Alas, poor Raoni, chiwiwis
Doesn't it speak to the quality of Paddy that he was calm and didn't get aggressive?Is he the example of the new generation of UFC fighter?Guys like Strickland, Diaz, Mike Perry and most fighters in that generation would beat up anyone approaching them with some bullshit
Raoni survived but he’s in a vegetative state. He might as well be dead.
>>157942471UFC - 33 years oldHas there never been a death?I can imagine that if it does happen, there will be massive media attention
>>157942668UFC has a really good medical team for the events. They have a good track record, only a few major injuries and no deaths. It's happened in regionals but those are ghetto shows that are not run properly.
>>157942322
isn't it ironic that even the brazilians with god-tier cardio get heemed via cardio?
I watch mma for an athletic competition, not to possibly see someone die. If I wanted that, I’d pull up the R Budd Dwyer self heeming vid.
I mean, I wanna someone die. But from like a cool neck snap or a broken spinal cord. Not from some mystery illness that the opponent had no clue about.
touch grass
>>157942867live by the sword die by the sword
>>157942602>Raoni Broccoli
>>157942930>a cool neck snapDoes this instantly kill? I don't mind seeing someone die in the cage. I don't want to see them suffer or have a few seconds of spasms
are alcoholics more susceptible to dying from liver shots?
Shot with the same laser the government used to kill Lindsey Graham.
>>157943180It happened recently in a jujitsu match, the video is everywhere. Not dead but instant paralyzed
>>157942602Ufc released a statement saying he was alert and had full mobility. Why are you lying?Why would someone LIE on an anonymous message board?
>>157943180No, it can take dayshttps://youtu.be/aLbZm66chnU?is=yEN6oRsazCVRA2Gl
The same laser they burned down the low income housing in Hawai to make room for mansions for millionaires?
>>157942930Honestly, cyborg getting his skull crushed in by MVP should've been a death. Brazilians have no frontal lobe which saved his life
Kobe. Lindsay. Raoni. I'm just saying look into it.
>>157943245I was considering going to a BJJ gym. But besides getting my body torn apart, the horror stories of people landing on their neck, getting paralysed make me never want to try it
>>157943533BJJ gyms also have a cult problemiykyk
if you go through life scared of getting heemed youll never be the boss
>>157943606I don't know anyone personally who does BJJ, but I'm can imagine it is a big douchebag magnet, like cycling, surfing, golfing and Hyrox.
>>157943615It’s like driving a car: you’re safer when you’re the one that’s drunk
Heaven gained a prospect killer today.> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Thyxe-aF8h0
>>157942322finna heem my Thawng
Time is moving too slowly, anyone else feel that? Time slowed down
farted myself awake
Rosas had fent in his gloves. ARREST HIM NOW!
nah B wtf
>>157943861what do you do all day play with your dinger? crank your shit into mush
yeh C ftw
>>157944541unironically heard it bowlth ways b
van shows us that boxers would dominiate the sport of MMA if they weren't pussy ass pillow punching niggas and if dana paid more money.
>>157945107shut up and educate yourself before posting in my thread
coffee brewedzootfuel purplepushups doneBOSH!
>>157945107hey I was joking you can post
he said he was joking
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWYfZL10g3Ai don't follow pillowtap i thawlt we were winning has the pink faggot let us down again
Why does barcelos get heemed by nothing
>>157942668that’s why if it happens at any venue they want it at the apex.
>>157945741>hit on the button slow it down and you can see why when he takes a left hook.
BOSH!
How hard is someone going to have to get heemed for us to finally get the first octagon death? I cant even imagine someone getting hit harder than Tony did or bryce. And they didnt die.
>>157943304same sherriff in charge of the Vegas shooting just so happens to be down in Hawaii for yet another major loss event. go figure, these things happen. nothing to see.
Matan should host someone from UFC weekly
>>157945826perché gli italiani sono fatti così (basato e estetiche)>>157945892don't we have enough global jewry over representation
Been a whole heap of nasty and small minded comments in here recently and that might be why you haven't seen many aussie posters of late, as we are genrerally light hearted and humerous in nature and spirit. Watching material I suggest if you are having really low vibrational thoughts. Suggested watching material:https://youtube.com/watch/1-mIb31hkro?tIX9tR_n3GBt3GvChttps://youtu.be/cFieP70WDRc?4Xf6DHuqQ5mIZqWphttps://youtu.be/5JlSaEr1wY8?Ks7FpoNmxcJSGQB8
>>157943186cowboy is a big drinker and he was always getting folded by body shots, so yeah
chiwiwi bros any update
>>157945930Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
>>157945930ying and yang. there is evil in your society too, don’t be fooled, they said an autist in Bryant hit how many head shots and you all gave up your guns lmao
>>157945869It would probably be by a headkick. I hate to quote Rogan, but a heelkick is supposed to hit the hardest
give me 80 events a year now that is quality
>>157945941he's still fucking ugly I fear
>>157945930no one asked
>>157945970We'll get more cards with a couple nobody's like the one this weekend
>>157945964>hate to quote rogan you giggled as you did it don't lie
>>157945970Give me one thousand dollars.
>>157945029A little weightlifting, kickboxing, running, swimming
>>157945961I'm at a level now where I really don't want or need to hear things like that. Thats like a slop comment, your comments are like McDonalds burgers, my mind is a home cooked meal by your oldest living relative. I have over 300 spiritual videos saved on my youtube playlist, i'm also interested in Science, Health and Nature. I study things like fluid dynamics for fun. I'm in Satyoga/Buhdism, I read books written by Charles Darwins Grandfather Erasmus. You need to smarten up because you being dumb makes you less funny, less cool and not very pleasant to be around. And that in no means is an insult to you.
>>157945964I think it would probably be a slam but we've already seen a few hard slams and the guys live through it. Knocked out cold though
>>157945930Youre a wonderful woman any man would be lucky to have you
>>157946042If I was a women, I would still have a dick because I would still be a man. Fuck you
>>157945999I can't stand his tone when he gets to play the expert talking on his is knowledge on kicks or BJJ.
>>157946013>i really don't want or need to hear things like that.>i have over 300 spiritual videos saved on my youtube playlist>i'm also interested in Science, Health and Nature>i study things like fluid dynamics for fun.>i'm in Satyoga/Buhdism>i read books written by Charles Darwins Grandfather Erasmus.
Quillan cheated on a yellow foid but what race was the mistress?
>>157946089Who is this guy? He seems cool
>i'm levels above you>so i come to heem for (You)saussies are really substandard hear the kiwis are immeasurably better though that's not saying much
>>157946013>mind is home cooked meal>watching youtube, the McDonalds of consuming knowledge It's good you read books at least
>>157946098he is a champion
>>157946096you dont browse someone else phone, i'm no saying he didnt cheat, but you cant do that
>>157946113b-but it traumatized her
>>157946096>not hard being loyal I imagine it is insanely hard when you're a young, famous, UFC fighter
>I try to bring people down not raise them up>every thread I bring up swedan vs finland for no fucking reason whatsoever>every thread I pretend Gaetje is from Swedan for zero fucking reason>I do all this for the (you)s if anyone else collects my you's I get really pissy and upset>ive gone beyond sweeden vs finnish comments and now use divisive tactics between other neighboring friendly countries because im a small minded little loser>the only celebrity from my country is this little freak ass bitch who shows her feet on social media
Jake paul and MVP promotions are being sued for 10 million dollars by Heather Hardy for exploitation of the financially vulnerable. Shit reeks. Im sure Dana and Coker had a hand in this somehow but hey, MVP has never put on an entertaining card so good riddance.
>>157946107some books are for example mihin menet suomi? pelon aika euroopassa by mika aaltola (wsoy 2022) which will make you more retarded than watching poohtube shorts
this skittystralian who pretends to read 19th century scientific literature to learn about the world (oh dear) seems to not even lurk enough to get his lore rightsadtragic >greentext
>these guys are going to war Joe!
I learned from Schaub and Bryan Callen that some people talk about books they didn't read but listened to on audio
>>157946138hows the saying go? “you become the worst thing your enemy become” yeah that sounds right
>>157946141Jake was giving Dana shit for low fighter pay, but I can't wait until he starts doing the same a few cards in. He seems more of a scumbag than Dana
>>157946176Da Vinci Code and Dana White’s autobiography
>the whole of eastern europe is attacking 1 australian on heemI need American firepower to back me up in here please, im going to read the spines hanging out of my bookshelf and save more spiritual and science videos to my playlists. I have scottish, english, german and Irish ancestry by the way
>I never lock up my money, for I’ve got none to lock up, my dear—ha! ha! ha!—none to lock up. It’s a poor trade, Tommy, and no thanks; but I’m fond of serving the young talent about me; and I bear it all, I bear it all.
>>157946138>only celebritySome of the best musicians are Swedish. You don't listen to Metal, do you?
>>157946186funny enough paul will lean into this is an opportunity angle and not all about the money for these guys.
>>157946199mr 19th century science man should know about sweetdish supremacy given his alleged special interest in the enlightenment but he is a poser and a fake sadly i fear (not really his gimmick is gay)
>>157946199I know who Steve 'n' Seagulls arehttps://youtu.be/e4Ao-iNPPUc?R1XueVNvGNNKjomc
MVP is like the Michael Vick of the UFC. Ahead of his time. Black Excellence
Tom A won.
>>157946188you must help yourself first
>>157946221he can't bloody see mate
>>157946186The only difference is Dana is intelligent and paul is a fucking retard way out of his league. Dont know how his story will end but it wont be pretty his in the shark tank and hes no shark.
>>157946213>MVPs water bottle in the airport momenthw division getting taken to deep waters by tai >MVPs dipshit brother fighting dogs on their property with no prior knowledge momentMerging with PFL after one event
>>157946205He doesn't care for the fighters With the Netflix card he was ring side with his girlfriend in his own booth in front of the camera. He wants to be the star of the show
>>157946234I wouldn't say Dana is very smart, but he does have a lot of experience in dealing with fighters and knowledge on the business
>>157946247he is such a bad asss
dana is not intelligent he is an adept opportunist who knew some rich guidos selling fist fighting isn't especially hard he didn't invent reality tv either, his success is down to his hunger not brains
New video for the old playlist
>DANA WHITE >IS >ONE >BAD >DOG
>>157946266Dana is a hyper aware business man. Its not like ufc was the only mma promotion but its the one that succeeded many other intelligent wealthy people tried and failed. Dana steered the ufc onto the path of success. What about Dana makes you say hes not intelligent? The guy is literally almost a self made billionaire lmao
The Fertittas and Dana White are the most important pieces in mma history. No Lorenzo Frank Dana, the ship full of slaves doesn’t leave port. Make sure you thank them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzGUGu9so3o
how come this isn't age restricted but i can't watch videos on sports
you cant see dana in the frame of business smarts. he is a combination of piggish greed, degenerate gambling addiction, and keen people management (fucking them over) skills. he didn't need business smarts because he can hire them and manage them just like he does the fighters
>>157946337His appearance is a manipulative act for brainlets such as you and ariel and every retard in mma media. Only faggot retards go around trying to "look smart" truly smart people know the smart thing to do is make people think youre retarded.
>>157946337yes exactly he is an adept opportunist ever since he borrowed money from bulger and bounced without paying, he has no impulse control and is thin skinned these qualities don't usually make someone very intelligent or open to learning
What do you people wanna talk about huh, Contender Series? I mean come on you guys, I'm not even thinking about Contender Series until Tuesday.
>>157946346hes smart because he looks stupid? is that your shorthand?
Give me 10 grand and 20 people. I’ll get you faggots fighting for peanuts and you’ll like it
>dana oscar here to your left how amazing are you and what does that mean for the ufc going forward>you know the thing with these fucking questions you know what the fuck you're doing what does it matter what the fuck we're doing going forward what you think we're gonna go fucking backwards? >*stares blankly sucking lips steroids and adrenaline coursing through the brain*>who's got the next question
Ariel was the only one willing to press Dana, and yes Ariel is jewish canadian
>>157946141jake will unironically have dana's job one day, but he wont do it as well as dana does
think if daner gets so mad at words what he must to do the kids>>157946383he didn't press him he leaked insider info, you're thinking of lebanese indian us marine and veteran lukas "luke" thomas
>>157946385Luke is a pussy or he would go for the mark hunt ban from events
>>157946352No what im saying is the smartest people in the world look stupid, purposely of course. They could look better if they wanted to, theyre billionaires, they could wear the nicest clothes and have surgery to look like Brad Pitt. But its not conducive to business. First off you want to be likable, you want the people youre sitting down with in the business room to feel like theyre dealing with someone equal, or even better, beneath them. That way they let their guard down, its in those moments that you can get the upper hand in business. Its strategy and manipulation, it takes a strong mind to not give a fuck what people say about you. Most people wanna look "fly" or "fresh" those are the retards. The most dangerous man is the man that dresses in khakis and a polo shirt.
Listen we dont book matchups same night as the fights, but on tuesday make these guys all line up with ice packs and bloody rags to sign their 8 fight 10/10 contracts
>>157946422*nodding at you, nodding at your point, nodding at the lesson you just dropped*
fighters should be paid less
simply put im a bad motherfucker
>>157946422Have the jeets been notified of this? This could change everything.
mind you kumshot could have fought Imavov and fucked him but no heckin ebin religious grounds.
Nope dont let them shower or change, anybody not immedietly hospitalized go line up to await dana's business offer
Why does no one and has no one ever simulated, emulated, imancipated, ericiated, copied or even attempted Cassius Clays elusive style? Is Josh Hokit the closest we have come?
why are they still treating haoni like he's on life support or some shit
>>157946441he'll never win another fight again, then exit to raf full time
Theyve put barcelos in a stable or some shit
>>157946447this is how you do it. its a blood sport
Uhh yeah I liked the fight it was really good I mean you finished him round 1 I mean, what more could you ask for but uh unfortunately there was something earlier at weigh ins seems like you crop dusted mick maynard and sean shelby on your way up to the scale....so yeah, theres just no way we're gonna be able to offer you a contract after something like that. Tough break kid.
s'tough b
>>157946460I heard hes getting turned into glue
I cannot wait to see JOhnny Walker destroy Mick Parkin. Another FAT heavyweight getting destroyed by a CHAD LHW.
>>157946096One look at Quillan shows he's a low-IQ bogan who won't be able to control his dick urges.She needs better physiognomy reading.
I fucking hate DChttps://youtu.be/8aTcILO3dNY?_xuBYOFMUTQF8QDc
Never relax
>>157946427>matchups same night as the fightsWhat if they have 8 fighters, same weight where they pick names from a hat on the night and pair them up
>>157946449>elusive Best we got is is Dominic Cruz
>>157946542Why do you let hate into your heart?
daniil cornmeal is dreadful and worse than that he's FAT!
i seem to have stained my mattress undoubtedly using ass gas as an alarm clock for a few years and never cleaning it however the internet says a delicate vinegar misting, baking soda and a good vacuuming in reverse order will make it right as rainalistair overeem
>>157946574Hey m8 could you impersonalise me less often please?
>>157946689>>157946692>>157946697>>157946702who is this >>157946706
>>157946422This Best thing meeting someone is to be underestimated. You'll be treated honestly and you can get a better read on them.
>>157946712Thats not me lmao, my parents didn't hate me enough to have me circumsized, I think I recognise this bloke from the footy showers though
I never knew Trevor Whitman was Brendan Schaubs coach
i got schaaaaaaauulbschaulbing a young nigga schaaaaauulbwhere's brendan with the motherfucking schaaaaaulb?i be ballin' like a mo'fuckin' schaulbi be ballin' like my nigga schaaaaaaaaulb (brendan, bitch)
Ride through the desert like brendan schaub
Justin Gay
>>157946805Chi
Justin Gaychiwiwis
>>157946783Is there a format for a show where Schaub does more stuff like this? Physical comedy is where he is at his best
>>157946820joe in his repressed gay self hates brendan for heeming ronda and has harbored a grudge against schaub, it doesn't matter what it is brendan does, joe will sabotage ithell hath no fury like a homosexual slightly inconvenienced
Joe claimed other comedians hated schaub because he's beautiful
Has there been a fight where someone punishes Ganes body? The trap is trying to hit the face, he leaves the body wide openhttps://youtube.com/shorts/zBuI8rdcLW8?sDV3u_XYxZPdeitf
>>157946861there we go
>>157946890
What kind of mental battles do you think Joe lost whilst in the passenger seat of B-Real's whip?
>>157946916joe 'the suga show' rogan
>>157946542DC has lived a very hard life yet has remained relatively chill, also his arch nemesis is the demonic entity that is Jones so I personally am incapable of feeling any hatred towards him
>>157946971The real trvke is Cormier is the demonic entity
Angelic or Demonic, is there really a difference when Gaethje is their creator.
Dan Henderson btw
Conor Mcgregor = 115
>>157947056Petr Yan if he police
>>157947047Leave my brotha alone he didn do nuffing
>>157946096If you ever let your girl look through your phone you're a bitch. That's a FACT™
>>157946190he's not lying he spends it all on opium
>>157947047You don't know what was going on in doos life.
Islam's footwork is so goofy sometimes
>>157946844Brenda is a notorious, proven liar and annoyingly ass kissing Joe, which Joe loves but annoyed everyone else.When Joe ended his fighting career and opened the door for his comedy, he figured that if Brenda put the same effort in writing material as he did with training BJJ/striking he could do okay in stand up. It seems he didn't put the effort in and was coasting on his connection with Joe, allowing him to skip a couple steps in his comedy career. Which is why he wasn't liked or respected by other comedians who were probably scared to even joke around with him being too full of himself and take offence. Joe apparently told him not to release his special, which he did anyway. Eventually Brenda became the laughing stock of comedy and reflected poorly on Joe, who gently pushed him out of his circle
STOP RESISTING STOP RESISTING HE IS REACHING
>>157947173>h-h-he lied during his standup!!
>>157947217There is maybe a half hour of clips of him caught lying
>>157947217
>>157946096>potato shaped head>nonexistent maxilla>wide alar base>underdeveloped lower thirdimagine being this 4.2/10 chopped and expecting the inventor of sex not to cheat on you
she's legitimately cute disagree-ers are sick puppies>>157947173joe is a lazy comedian who does voices and prop comedy
Joe and Brendan really aren’t that bad. Inoffensive at worst.
joe is pretty egregious b, a pastiche of the least palatable screechers like hicks and kinison with the stool humping finesse of a prime carrot top albeit lacking any of the charm of the three
>>157947294I agree but also I agree b. But he does put effort into his schlock so at least you get a performance out of it.
Joe mama.
Joe and Brendan might be bad but they’re no Hannah Gadsby. This is where ElephantGraveyard and his ilk make their fatal flaw.
>>157947301can't say i agree b people could say the same about ronan keating and we'd both know it's not true
Is that guy dead or what?
>>157947348Tbh I probably would pay to see Rogan doing standup at least once if the tiggets were reasonably priced
handsome feller though seems he's grown into a clint eastwood with age, amazing what the irish can do when they don't drink
>>157947348I wanted to let you know that I ordered a book from China on water buffalo fighting.Next I will order Tito Ortiz's autobiography.
I don't get why people are acting like Barcelos schooled Rosas. It was a close fight and Raul out struck him slightly in most rounds and was probably going to win the fifth either way.
>>157947343>australian>female>they/thempromising indeed>>157947354i wouldn't mind outsmoking little joseph even paying to see him perform if it makes it happen
>>157947354He isn't even funny though. I'd rather see Carrot Top
>>157947379Yeah but he’s carrot top
with carrot top you get a professional prop comic not a passionate amateur imitating brock lesnar "gorilla fucking" your ex gf as he vigorously pounds a stool like gooby did dee at the airbnb
>>157947363what's the name of the book b is it about the history of the sport or what don't leave us hanging
>>157947294Joe isn't naturally funny, he makes up for it by writing regularly, yelling (he picked up the being loud from Joey Diaz) , doing the physical stuff and walking around the stage.
Finna run into a woman one of these days who loves me for whom I amFinna make love to herFinna watch UFC with herFinna have kids with herFinna name the kids Tito
I'm the Carrot Top of bodybuilding
>>157947403
Rogan & Crew are comedy assassins and I’m tired of pretending otherwise. Go down to the Comedy Mothership for a night and tell me if you don’t love it. Bunch of hater ass bitches.
>>157947354I watched a special on Netflix and couldn't last 10 minutes
>>157947425Nerds and beta-males hate winners like Rogan, Schaub, myself and yourself. They attack us because we are great.
>>157947430Facts.
>>157947417Any cool pictures inside?
>>157947363Tito is Schaub coded, where he is at his funniest being eloquent
>>157947425You talmbout the Deathsquad?
Tito ground fresh pepper on my margarita when I visited the Cantina. Thank you Tito! 10/10 service and food best birthday ever
>>157947468Why is the death squad a bunch of fat Jewish people?
>>157947417look at the lift on that throw
I hear a lot of people say reddit is a better discussion board for MMA than /heem/ and I just think: "lol, yeah, maybe if you;'re a FAGGOT.
>>157947469Mine was delicious too, I hit the zestiest gesticulation when it was presented to me
>>157947471Because they’re behind the genocide of Palestine
regular zootman is still not ready gawld need to see some punk again
JoeDaddy got em seething
>he’s a fucking finook
>>157947477>people say reddit is a better Do I have to go there to find people with this opinion?
>>157947478exquisite
>>157947661The straightest man alive
Hearndaddy fr got Piggy White squealing
DANEH DANEH BUHBUHBUHBUH
Anybody wants to hard spar meet me down by Sneed Pond at 10 central Tell your Uber to park up, you won't be staying long
make ai video extremely fat obese greasy dana assaulted by cheesy spuds
>>157947775Eh, not really feeling this idea rn
Will leave you for brendan schaub
>>157947783ok :( I was gonna add him shidding all over while being assaulted by the spuds
>>157947468A lineup of absolute MURDERERS!
>>157947650Joe Daddy Stevenson Jo Daddi Steveson
some phishing website selling fake zootfuel to innocent finns hit my periphery and i am so angry i found their ip server hosting service and am finna ruin their jolly little hustle the dumb fags don't know i browse the chans and am something of a hacker myself
>>157947898Online is so much better than dealing with some sketchy umar lookalike
>>157947895
what happened to this country that people are doing this>>157947916it's a fake site methinks pksapteekki.fi have a gander and tell me if you think that looks legit
Truth is you could serve Dustin lobster pasta and he wouldn't even know what to do with it.
lobster pasta seems obscene to both lobster and pasta
>>157947945years ago when I went to red lobster, a shitty seafood place, they had lobster mashed potatoesvery American
>>157947952I have fond memories of golden corral. Is red lobster similar?
>>157947961I don't know
>>157947967Where did you hide the body Sweden?
>>157947443Hell yeah. Also a lot of details about the sport. I'm going to take pics of every page, use an online translator, and post it for everyone to learn. Hopefully the HAM JANNIES don't ban me!
>>157947969A man does not heem and tell.
Notorious pedophile Bryan Callen was found raped. Dicey dicey!
>>157947952that is downright genocidal
>UFC has had something like 800 events and zero deaths. >BKFC has had fewer than 200 events and has had one deathUFC needs to step its game up.
>>157947945Wait until you find out about lobster macaroni and cheese.>>157947961No. It's not a buffet.
>>157947363>>157947975why would they BAN the CULTURE?!? pretty racist if you ask me! These athletes ask for these fights and train year round for them! The athlete pictured is utilizing the clinch and doing quite well.
Lobster should be served with butter and garlic. That’s it. That’s the tweet.
Pictured: the moment that /heem/ lost and /box/ won. Forever.
>>157948020see >>157946335
>>157948020The fuckin HAM JANNIES hate sports. They'd rather we just sit around posting AI SLOP all fuckin day. The fact is that buffalo absolutely love fighting and it's incredibly cruel not to let them do it.
>>157947961nah golden corral was a decent mid buffet. Red Lobster is a sit-down seafood place that has been total shit since the early 2000s, not sure how they stay in business.
think you've created a false dialect there balppa no need to spam crap because the mods hate decent fun
>>157948016yea they had lobster mac and cheese too. the entire seating area seemed like it was coated in a thin fine layer of grease. It's basically just a slop shop for nogs in 2026, which is prob what killed them when they started catering to coons
Schaub got on stage and told the world he has an 8 inch dick. He's based as hell
>>157948101Yeah well did he show it? For all we know he could be lying.
The truth of the madder is cawlmedy is just a convoluted way of getting out the house and cheating on your partner with young chiggs
>>157948071video poker and the bar
/heem/sissies never recovered…
>>157948119Imagine how much pussy schaub got after boasting about his 8 inches on stage
Mackenzie at Video Music Awards
Mike Tyson is so fuckin dumb. He slurs mush mouthed nonsense on podcasts all day and his retarded fans think he's a fount of wisdom.
https://youtu.be/8aTcILO3dNY
>>157948147*Brendan Schaub
>>157948146She's morphing into megaton diaz
>>157948130Mike was absolutely shook here
>Its Payton fight weekLooking forward to him finally cementing himself as a contender. They are feeding him figgy
I tried Lobster Thermidor years ago, came to the conclusion that Lobster is an overpriced meme food, much better to spend that money on steak
>>157948166Disgusting.
>>157948130Schaub completely unphased by grandpa tykeson
>>157948130Schaub would heem this rapist unc
>>157948189slow ass shit, padman doing more work than you and is reaching close to you
>>157948130>me at a party
>>157948199
>>157948053>>157948130Mike must be hurting if he's trying to line up a Schaub fight.
>>157948146Thanks b my dog ate chocolate and I needed him to hurl
>>157948181
I just saw Arnold Allen leaving the bonnie blue bang bus
Schaub's Sizzling Steakhouse
>>157948264She’s not in Canada
>>157948146why
>>157948267
>>157948286It’s simple they bring her to awards so casuals can see tits and ass then gets intrested in UFC. These guys are smarter than you think.
>>157947975Do the animals die during collisions?How many fights do they have in them?Do they get to retire or do they get eaten?
>>157948333>still seethingI see you haven't recovered from being smoked.
>>157948343Huh?
>>157948333I hate when Dana hits that smug creampie face
>>157948011I want it to happen just to see lefty news talk shit about 1 death and say nothing of thousands of killings the US endorsed with the sale/donations of military hardware to Saudi, Ukraine and Israel
>>157948369Left is always crying about Israel. These guys are smarter than you think.
>>157948351
Absolute frickin studs
ZAMN! Godsumeci really scrambled this hick freaks brain orbital
>hop in were saving America.mp3 lol
>>157945107van has high level grappling. boxers do not. also, van would get punched up by a boxer in a boxing match.
>>157945107The pillow thing is you guys actually
Van should stop cutting like a pussy and fight at 145.
>>157948053Schaub is a comedian, /heem/ doesn't affiliate with him./heem/ is still 1-0 vs /box/ recently
And if it's homemade enchiladas you're after, saunter on down to Tito's Cantina over there in Cape Coral, Florida.
>>157948369bro we geeeet it y'seethin
Tito and Chuck both heemed prime pornstars
>>1579484260 deaths with Mario Yamazaki as ref is a miracle
It’s pretty embarrassing no one has been perma heemed in the UFC desu.
>>157948431This is one of those photos where you can tell they're jerking off each other's mengs just outside frame
>>157948440Favorite Mexican food joint in Cape Coral, Florida?
>>157945761Always makes me chuckle that the guy standing up is robert downey jr
>>157947047most people just don't undersand. this life is short in the grand scheme of things. eternity on the other hand is infinite. how do you want to be remembered?
>>157948440War Machine
>>157948465There's a decent cantina down there, great nachos and cocktails, place was stacked with American patriots too
UFC 336... so close yet so far
>>157948472
Sterling will probably fight Murphy or Silva soon. Both are gonna fuck him up he suxx at 145
>He doesnt buy Topurias protein snacks at the supermarket. ngmi
>>157948532I have Topuria's protein at home.
Just saw an entire attack squadron of Arnold Allans fly over my houseCurrent trajectory puts them on direct course for Etihad Arena on Yas Island, in Abu Dhabi (part of United Aram Emirates)
>>157948369they made protesting a terrorist offence through muh russia and soon moreover because muh iran you get used to it kid
>>157948576Air Arnold is going to give us back towelhead events we so desperately miss, I'm so excited
>>157948582I swear every time I come here you are bemoaning some thing or another. Why dont you try expressing yourself with a positive message for once.
>>157948469he’s got good taste
Nigga
>>157948659soon
>>157948559Yeah his cum.Bet you didn't think I was gonna say that................
>>157948659With an a? You've gone soft
Americans are simply built different.
>>157948719Honestly? Chama.
fighter = fighta nigger = nigga
who’s running The Hitman nickname now? Tommy Tommy Gun Hitman McMillan. Payton The Hitman Talbout
If Tom Aspinall were thai his name would by Tommy Lonsdale
If Aspinall was british his name'd be Spuds McGee
>>157948659The redemption arc starts on Sunday
If King Green were thai his name would be Robert Fubu
>Real reason UFC 332 sucksIts at high altitude, so alot of good fighters ducked it.
>>157948146you gotta be homosexual not to fuck that
>>157948807Didn't he get pretty close defeating Izzy or am I misremembering?
Real ones aren't afraid of a bit of elevation, their stack negates it
>>157948852>Lives in UKIf you never been at high elevation then you have no idea what its like. Shit sucks and you get light headed quick. You feel sluggish. Its a nightmare for fighters
>>157948861Yeah I'm calling bullshit on that
If Daniel Cormier was American he would be called Black Nigger.
>>157948887
>>157948850He took his back but Izzy spun out of the RNC attempt
>>157948608i like your hat b
>>157948902He didn't even try to secure a body lock
>>157948887he is an... oh... brilliant, bloody brilliant
>>157948421>boxers do not.cause they're pussies
>>157948532I bought this one in my trip in Salou. Unfortunately it didn't fix my orbitals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N65PxPieCRIJOSH HOKIT ON HELWANI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nope
Yeah we are not watching that.
dana dastardly dicked by dark daddies
UFC 332. Fighters will compete for glory, money, fame or even fulfillment. And King Green is there because "Mormons are less likely to jack his shit dawg"
Se on nyt olutta ja mennyttäMist löytyis veitikalle hellyyttäSe on nyt olutta ja mennyttäHoidan mun sydäntä revennyttä
DC? FAT!
>lyin' ass hos>it's gon be bad nigga>check my dick then>fuck you all up>uncuff me>man fuck youMr. Poirier, face the camera for your mugshot, please>*tries not to cry*
>>157949031DANIIL CORMY GIT YER FATASS DOWN TO THE RING
It'll be the most innocuous bullshit you all randomly pick up on here
Can someone insert Luke Thomas into this? Thank you in advance
>>157948887Good lord
>>157949072are they all helwanis
>>157949072And Mark Kermode and Rory Stewart
>>157948971I like your style b
>>157949090rory is still less of a fruit than bruce buffer
Tough cookie posting appears to be currently experiencing an unprecedented renaissance, methinks?
>>157949072gotchu b
>>157949049IF YOU ASHKS ME I SAY DC STANDS FOR DINNER CHAMPION COS ITS THE ONLY ONE YOUVES EVER REALLY WON
isn't the new meta that they all look like hasan on these networks
>>157949162that's just what happens to your face when your a sad cunt
Just whipped up a quick batch of snicky d's me and the wife to eat after work tonight, what do you think?
Just heard the news about Tony being back and came as fast as I could LFG
>>157949195>They dont look goldenyou need more butter
>>157949202Nah the recipe is fine, problem is I made some too small and they over cooked. You live and you learn ig
Got a live dog herehttps://youtube.com/watch/3yM_mc5wTjU?HFppNHWcHdjJZh5P
>>157949072and this guy to keep the collage even
>>157948470it'd be funnier if the last shot was the dude levitating in the Air, symbolizing his ascension
Drinking MAC© energy to pick em up on a sluggish Monday, so delicious and refreshing!
The Mac energy? Let's go for that!
hmmm boy are you fat!
His gimmick was saying" let's go for that" instead of "let's go"
His gimmick was having a weird hairdo
>>157949067A snicker doodle is what I call a funny drawing
>>157949146fits like a glove
>His gimmick is switching between 4 different though equally uninspired characters randomly Hokino
>>157949382He should knuckle down on Vito the nazi lowrider that shit was kino
What's your favorite Josh Hokit persona? For me? It's gotta be tha down vato holms. Down vato is always down to act like hes down to scrap for a cheap buzz
>>157948832Turn on your monitor.
https://youtube.com/watch/jyM6VkorMTY?7iOmoeJGV0xHPokF
Fighting out of his Tesla by way of San Bernardino, California: KIIIIIIIIIING GREEEEEEEEEN
>>157949382Did the UFC sign Gable to make Hokit seem likeable?
Nikola Tesla vs Thomas Edison book it dana
>>157949476Tesla dominates ezEdison is nothing without his goons
>>157949496Tesla was an emaciated autist. Edison can heem that freak by himself.
>>157949072>the last thing a 6 year old Cambodian boy sees before losing his anal virginity
>>157949506Don't you watch UFC?Autism is a cheat code for fighting
>>157949476Your mom vs the grim reaper, book it God!
My mom just asked me for a dinner because it's her birthday thhougheverer.
Looks like Dana won, presser happening soon
>>157949531You are conflating autism with retard strength. Nah thats a jk b
>>157949561Autism is retard strength for the mind
>>157949506so he is a cut baby bet the house on are niko
DEAD MOOOOOM!!!!BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
>>157949574>the tko group rescinds from your services mr. White>Ari wait don't do this to m-
>>157949555you should do it the other way b come on hopefully you at least texted in the morning
What happened to Tom Aspinall?
>>157949598Nah that's for the older sister to arrange i did call though.
why are nigerians so bad at UFC
Nigerian Nightmare was a dominant champion.
>>157949624zip it up when youre done
>>157949600Toms dad who is a manlet nerd, thought he was smart so he picked a new manager Eddie Hearn. Who promised to get them more money. Eddie then got into a fight with Dana about boxing and then Eddie used Tom as a pawn. They had him milk eye injury and give up belt. So they have him sitting out until UFC pays him more or lets him go free. Tom doesn't want to look like hes ducking so he's pretending eye is really messed up but alot of people are calling bullshit including medical people. Dana is trying to get him to see a US doctor. They think its bullshit too.
>>157949600picrel>>157949607fair enough, good man
>>157949382I think we get a French Josh or something mocking with some awkward Josh
>oy tom how about daddsy foinds you a new manager? why the fuck would he agree to that?
>>157949600
>>157949631The ufc will get aspinalls blood in some form before they part ways. ufc always wins
>>157949631eddie hearn looks and sounds like a villain such as oliver twists' fagin, a timeless archetype of the common helwani, look into it
>>157949649Yum.
>alan the talllent belllcher
>>157949669it's the fake hair you can't trust hair plugs
>Luke Thomas channel members only exclusive video Capitalism won
Claude make me a UFC extraction shooter
Im gonna be so mad if Wang fixes her teeth
Negus.
Game - UFC: president Creating fight cards, setting up locations ,contracting fighters, negotiating salary, making fights, replacing injured fighters, managing training centres, building apex style arena, get sponsor contracts, take bribes
Doesn't even make sense. Detox brain
https://youtu.be/8j0KqDo5LGk?3CsNTkWcE-rvYaW9
Dana White is a nigger.
What the fuck is 332 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Daniel Cormier the type of house nigger to say "Do you know how many licks it takes to get to the center or a tootsie pop?" Before crunching the whole thing with one giant bite. Big dumb shameless ass minstrel show type performative ass coon nigger.
>>157949195The hell's a snicky d and do those have filling? Justin Gaethje.
Did the UFC cut Raoni Barcelos yet?
>>157949451thank you brazza
>>157950108I'm gonna go with Snickerdoodle
>Apex event followed by wmma numbered event
>Natalia Silva Title shot vs the chick that already retired the Queen of Violins and favorite 6/10 lesbian Bruna Brasil Yeah this is pretty much my Stone Cold Steve Austin vs The Rock. Can't get any more personal
>>157950124They allowed Luque to continue fighting after his brain bled out or something
Still can't believe it.
>>157950174shane vs vince was the fotn
cutest mma couple for sure uwu
Celebrity ufc matches. Non fighting hollywood actors duke it out to remain relevant
>>157950264Gable made a big stinky in his shorts here
>>157950084Many are saying this.
What's next for him?
>>157950419reminder musk ducked the zuccc
>>157950268Kane drove a golf cart tho
>>157950440hopefully not a white boy.
>>157950462UFC for sure wrote that for her lol.
>>157950440Rumor is Sharabullet
>>157950440coming out of the closet
>>157950478It would be weird if they WERN'T fucking at this point
>>157950440twerk off with rampage jackson on kick
>>157950462the joke is your monitor is off
>>157950440Tv docudrama series where Izzy mentors Rampage Jacksons son while he is in prison for attempted murder
Van woke up then. I said go back to sleep nigga if ya know whats good for you. Nigga dozed off real quick
>>157950440...
Tom Aspinall has been diddled and fiddled by both Dana and Hearndaddy. A sacrificial piglet, if you will.
>>157950462>pregnancy Dana, Armand or Stickland?
>>157950562Its pretty cool that shes a doctor but she likes to heem people on the weekends.
What could Tom have done differently to not end up in his current KWABOAT situation?Not be an asshole Jon? Defend the interim once more? Shoot on Gane? Take the L against Gane?
>>157950691Shoot Gane.
>>157950264Daniel Cormier would be the perfect coach for him.Would JJ allow it?
>>157950537lol rajuju jackson didnt serve a single day for nearly killing that guy, they jigaboos are a protected class in muttmerica
>>157950691yes the Jon shit was stupid and led him down the path of hubris to his rightful demise
>>157950689That is an affront to the hypocritical oath
>>157950084>Islam talking with DC, ask him to hang out >'no I have to work'>seeing disappointed on IslamBroke my heart. DC has become the company slut, works crazy hours, doing anything.
>>157950440>tick tock jizzy
>>157950735How should he have treated Jon to actually get the fight?
>>157950440Ill admit hes grown on me. I miss him.
arman should have yung gravy perform a live walkout song when he finally gets his championship opportunity
>>157950817accepting he was never getting the fight, and then it might have turned up or Jon just retired after stipe but poking the bear was stupid and out of his lane
>>157950860It has become apparent that Tom is horrible handling the business side of the fight game.
Shane Burgos.
>>157950916he's also horrible at making offspring
>>157950817ignore Jon. defend the belt once more or even twice for good measure, declare himself as champ and call Jones fraud faggot.
>>157950918Go on...
>>157950965Remember Tiger Schulmann's? They used to have alot of fighters.
>>157950817He simply should not have been as good as he was. Jon pissed his pants the second Tom A called him out. Coward will never agree to fight someone who has a chance of victory.
November 14, 2026 mark it on your calendar. The Hokit era begins.
>>157950982Not ringing a bell.
So this is it.... The final /heem/....
>>157950982member tiger thigg?
How can Tom avoid fighting when he gets cleared medically? Steroids, faking an injury, hide from Dana?
And whosoever diggeth a pitShall fall in it, fall in itAnd whosoever diggeth a pitShall bury in it, shall bury in itIf you are the big, big treeWe have a small axeReady to cut you down (well sharp)Sharpened to cut you down
>>157951069Anyone here ever drink it? I'm thinking of getting 2 bottles, 1 to drink, 1 for memorabilia
>>157951003hokit vs derrick lewis looked like a fucking pro-wrestling work it was so shitty and sloppy, Gane punches this bum's ticket within two rounds
IT IS UP>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1ggD29jb34
Heemcycle>>157942159
>>157949146Thank you b
>>157942322Finally a thread about the champ. Who does he defend against next?
>>157942851Burma Boy Summer
>>157951339peach
>>157951698whats her ig
