/nfl/ general undefeated edition >NEWSaskjeeves.nk
I prefer the CFL.
>Splatt RAPEDford>Sean McGay>DevinGAY ASSdams>Bent McGluckie>Faggot Mongrel Aaron DonaldKeeeeeeek
>superteam>1-2
>>157944605RAIDERS GONNA RAID
Rank em
>rasm get refballed for oncegood, more of that
Stop calling him Faggot Mongrel Donald >:(
Hey Caleb, your butthole belongs to me now, boy
Who would you rather have: Nix or Purdy?
>>157944613>youre Broncos MVP
I'm having a bo induced melty
I have something to confess: I'm a Bo Nix-sexual
>Patriots are 1-2>Browns are 2-1>Deshaun Watson is unironically better than Drake MayeWhy
>>157944620Purdy > all
Bo Induced Melty Lineeverything posted below this line is officially certified Bo Induced Melty status________________________________
THANK YOU REFFIES
Oh shut the fuck up, the only bad call was the one that would’ve decided the game. If the lambs scored 70 points that wouldnt of mattered.
>>157944633Buddy that was the Chiefs mvp
what does he know
Experiencing a ref induced melty
bo nix sucks
why isn't gayleb playing tommorow
>>157944642sybau
>>157944648>getting worked by thigh straps
>>157944646No, it was the broncos turn tonight
KWABs of the Week1) Fake Gaye2) The Green Bay PaCKers3) Bustin Shitbert (for the third straight week)4) Xhehawks5) Dem SoizHonorable mentions to the Padford, Panturds, joeybaumsworld losing yet another game they trail in the 4th quarter, and the Tits (who should be higher but nobody but me watched that game)
>>1579446201.bo2. Drake3. 94.williams5. daniels 6. Penis
>>157944651Strained bussy
>>157944651grade 1 bussy soreness
>>157944620>GOD TIER:1. Bo Chapman Nix-POWER GAP->hopeless retard tier:2.GayGay McSharty3. Raped Gaye-Racial POWER GAP->skin the color of poop tier:4. Gayleb Shilliams5. Gayden Manfeels6. Mike "Eeny Weeny" Jr. Penis
How the fuck did the AFC come down to Maye vs Nix last season?
JJ BoDrakeCalebPenisJayden
>>157944620Gayleb > Penis > Dix > the schedule > 5 > NINE
>>157944653Cant believe the reffies are still seething about that play. Have we finally paid our price?
This is gonna be fun
>>157944647And Seahawks believed they wouldn't take a step back after losing their OC
Micro Penis, Jr.
>posting in a shitty raiders thread made second to the relevant rams one Why is it zoomers lost the ability to count 404 comes before 405 so this Thread should be ignoredFucking board etiquette is dead a bunch of social media reddit lobotomized retarded fucks posting on an image board now
Sharted myself from the bo induced melty and had to take a shower
>>157944676Im gonna keep posting in this one cause it makes you seethe
>>157944673The Raiders are going to unironically demolish the Chiefs. Cap this post if you want.
>>157944620gayleb>>>Daniels (if healthy)>>>>>>>>>Blo Dix>>>Penis>>>Fake Gay
>>157944663you're such a faggot retard
>>157944664you mean fake gaye vs. jarett "MVP of the other team" stiddham?
>>157944663
>>157944676shut up grandpa give me a werthers
>>1579446201. NINE2. Caleb3. Maye4. Nix5. PeNix6. JJ
Oh kek you just KNOW the Rammies are seething about quality officiating again mmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmm 'fraid so!
>>157944673comon raidies do it for the nfl
>>157944620oh, hey caleb
what does he do?
>>157944676i was born in 2001 i don't know what numbers are
>>157944680Only thing seething here is you at the 1-3 super team paco maybe try beating the fucking donkeys it's easy a real team like the Chiefs could
How did the NFCW get so bad so fast?Seattle is cooked now that they are one dimensional without K9Stafford is washed
My cardies werent complete and utter shit and my Jagsies won :)
>>157944676Make ya seethe?
>raiders are hosting the chiefs in a battle of the undefeateds to decide who is top dog in the AFCW
>rams fans complaining about refsYou're not in the position to say anything. Cant have it both ways where it's based and "cry more" spams when you get the referees on your side and when the calls dont go your wa it's maximum tears. Taste of own medicine etc.
>>157944699Reffies intervened todayTold us it wasnt to be
>>157944676kys homo
Who /bixnood/ here?
>>157944696Roid rage and choke people
>>157944684Lol gonna cry?
>>157944674They haven't you fucking retard, they're the same 2-1 they were after week 3 last year.
>>157944705>hes still seething about a play in 2018Jesus fuckin christ GET OVER IT
>>157944673crosby's gonna have the mutt wishing the trade to baltipoor had actually happened
>>157944673The Chiefs are going to bury the Raiders under the stadium.
>>157944673Someone's 0 has got to go
>>157944694Jayden's twig body is continually failing him and you're still living on that rookie season
>>157944696fat
>>157944676
Who’s favored to win the NFC west now?
>>157944719>gayleb fan accusing other qbs of having failing bodies
>>157944676it's afraid
>>157944712That and your superbowl run. All referees. That's why the hypocrisy is hilarious.
>>157944658Joey went down like the biggest bitch and it's not close. They had plenty of time and one timeout. Only needed a field goal to tie it and they were already in field goal range. Didn't even take his signature sack as usual, instead fumbled it and ended the game.
>>157944673Who you got, /nfl/?
>>157944724Niners offense is going to outscore everyone
>>157944636I genuinely think the Dianna Russini shit doomed the Patriots. Like you'd think it would be a such a nothingburger of a controversy that wouldn't affect the team because the Patriots have been in so many more severe controversies and always came out of them even tougher but that was because they had great leadership. The Patriots don't have that anymore. This is a mentally weak team that coasted to the super bowl and got destroyed, so they were already vulnerable from the ass kicking they took on the biggest stage. Then came a media carousal which resulted in Vrabel no longer being fully committed to his job because now he has to try and fix the problems he caused off the field too. So the team no longer trusts him the way they did in 2025. He's now just a hypocritical dumbass who tries to push "for accountability" when he himself can't even follow his own logic. Then you've got Maye whose just not the guy who falters whenever a competent defense pressures him and now you've got a team that doesn't trust their head coach or their starting quarterback. A total mess that the team hasn't been in since 2023 with Mac and Bill's last season.
>>157944725He's only out for a couple weeks meanwhile Jayden is about to miss over half the season again.
We win that game with Puka btwHorns UpWe Move...
What does he do?
>>157944620Caleb - has the personality of a theater kid trapped in an NFL player's body but has the most upsideNix - incredibly mid all around but other than the freak injury he had he's been healthy and doesn't collapse in the 4th quarterDaniels - I can't even tell if his rookie season was a fluke or not because he's permainjured and made of glass, also his team apparently hates himMaye - Schedule allegations were completely true, went from being the runner up MVP by one vote and going to the super bowl to being one of the worst if not the worst QB in the league. Looks completely mentally defeated and spiralling hardMcCarthy - One foot out of the league already. Classic bust, plagued with injury issues and complete dogshit when he does get playing timePenix - I forget that he's even a part of that class sometimes. Has basically no mobility but could settle into a decent game manager with the good weapons he's surrounded with
>Rams fags complaining about refs after getting gift wrapped a Superbowl by Goodell's refs just because they live in Los Angeles
Raiders are unironically one of the most balanced teams in the league
>rams can only hope for a wild card spotThere is nothing going on in the future by the way. No picks until 2029
>>157944725this will only be the first time caleb's missed a game.
>blitzchimp someones gonna have to install a bunch of triple option/wishbone formations to get this blitzbab to stop arent they
>>157944734Gayleb your bussy is just sore, you don't need to miss multiple weeks for that
>>157944737Gets RAPED, from what I've seen
>>157944728Honestly I dont even give a shit bro you seriously have problems ngl if your still seething about no calls from five years ago, do you even root for the Bengals?
>>157944724>>157944732The Niners if the injuries stop HERE.The Rams if the losing stops HERE.The Hawks if not.
This thread is highly uncomfy
The refs ruined the fun but at least it happened to the rams
>>157944733Maye has marriage troubles.
>>157944731Raiders cause Chiefs could barely handle Raiders when AOC was QB and Kirko is clearly better and the defense is relentlessAt least one Mahomes INT will be deleted by reffies, screenshot this
how the fuck do both the Seahawks and Rams lose to meme teams?
>>157944728You talking about the missed OPI facemask on the bungles that led to their only TD?
So we have Purdy vs Nix next week. Who’s gonna get fucked?
>rams lose>chargers lose>philies win>jaggies win>broncos win
>>157944613All is right with the world.
>>157944755Prove to me right now that Vrabel didn't dick down Gaye's wife as a punishment for his shameful implosion tonight
>>157944750It's not that deep, just said that the hypocrisy is laughable
>>157944744I think their biggest mistake was sticking with Stafford. He's 38 and he's not Brady
>>157944746all you need is one qb who can read defensessurely there is one
Your nfl passing leader
>>157944744Come back week 8 lil broGo take a nap
>>157944737he throws picks of the 6 variety
Seethe.
>>157944759Seahawks were down 3 starting safeties, 4 if you count Bud Clark getting killed in preseason.
>my team is still undefeated
N9ne is the best QB of all time.
>>157944759Seahawks suck and Rams are missing 2 of their top 3 players and got hosed by the refs.
>>157944770You ain't no one's big bro if you are blind to how deep shit the rams are in
>>157944766>just said that the hypocrisy is laughableEvery fanbase is like that newfag
>>157944766Again your own bias against my team automatically ensures nothing I say will have merit so its in bad faith to engage with you. Even after seeing the truth you will shield your eyes with your own lies, you really just need to let it go tho.
>>157944620Caleb > Penis Jr >> Daniels > Maye >>>> Nix >>>>>>>> McCarthy
>>157944773I hate LA but given the circumstances this is probably the worst regular season call of the last 5 years.
>>157944778Shame he is trapped inside GayGay FatSharty
>>157944770>>157944781Next year Garrett's salary doubles, Stafford is up, Puka is up, a bunch of other guys are up, and they have no draft picks left.
>>157944664Lots of injuries from other teams and the Pats defense being amazing.They beat the Chorgers in despite of him getting sacked 5 times because they held them to a FGThey beat Houston because Stroud threw like fucking 4 picks and Maye only threw like 170 yards.They then beat the Broncos without Nix while Maye threw 80 yards and got sacked 5 times and basically did nothing.Their entire run last year was pure luck and their defense bailing them out at every turn.
Where's he throwing?
>>157944773>OPI>obvious flopYou should be able to challenge that
Raiders are obviously winning next week. The dumbass media will call it a big upset, even though its really not. Chefs are frauds
>self-destruct the entire fourth quarter>win anyway
>>157944781>hes never seen a Rams implosion after their depth chart gets challengedIts like you dont even watch the games
>>157944796Yes but how would the league rig games like tonight?
>>157944803I have that's why I expect nothing from this team and still get disappointed
>>157944761Nix has better intangibles than Purdy
Seahawks are outWho’s next? Raiders and chiefs play next week
>>157944790I seal away pointless thoughts and give us a 9-8 record.
>>157944785>Even after seeing the truth you will shield your eyes with your own liesNow repeat after me. Referees and the league gifted you a lombardi.
>>157944798> Chefs are fraudsYou can only really argue that if your point is the Broncos just weren't ready to play Week 1, which might be true, but no one is really going to believe it.
>>157944731160 hours until you die mutt
>>157944676Who cares man. I'm the OP of the other thread but this one was posted in the general first. That's just how it is c'mon
>>157944613That's not what their names are, and you know that.
>>157944800why is this guy hellbent on having the worst post retirement quality of life possible
>>157944605My raiders
>>157944814Bengals are out
Bo Memix
>>157944835I look like this and I say this
>>157944829im not sure he has a life outside of football and dart
>>1579446201. Jayden Daniels2. Mo Pixs3. Caleb Williams (Higher ceiling than Blo Dixs)power gapwidening widerliterally who cares about ranking the rest
At least Nix didn't thro Pix this time.
>>157944814Seahawks are also out
>>157944825Queefs went life and death with the 1-2 Colts and played worse against the Dolphins then Raiders did without Bowers
>>157944809Ferguson was about to have a monster game and then he went down. It was obvious he was a feature pass catcher and it wrecked the gameplan. Simple as that. Without Puka we have to rely on Davante and he did his job, he needed a no.2 tonight. Whittington is coming back from injury. Idk im not upset at this like you are. It was a gimmie for sure but this was going to be a rout before the personnel changes.
>>157944800Scam Ward is so lucky he plays for an irrelevant franchise, I don't like to rag on young QBs in dogshit situations that much but he's godawful
DO YOU BOLIEVE?
>keeeeeeAAAAACK!!!
>>157944854>Rooting for a literal serial rapistUnironically kill yourself
>>157944851Yeah but they dismantled the Broncos it wasn't even competitive. So the only way to call them frauds is to say Broncos just weren't ready week 1.
>>157944853I would've walked to the endzone in that situation. He was right to not give a shit on that play.
>>157944853never trust a player who takes #1
>>157944773Why do the players and coaches never say anything?In soccer whenever the refs screw a team like this they hear about it for days.
>>157944856>bragging about this game nowYou were quiet af in the gamethreads however.
>>157944853The Giants pass rush got so much hype because of their edge talent only to get zero sacks in three games because it turns out you need more than a rotisserie chicken at defensive tackle so the edges don't get chipped to death
>>157944855The Broncos should be 1-2 right now, and so if you're a Chiefs or Raiders fan you shouldn't be happy looking at this rankng.
>>157944851That Colts team would bootyblast the Raiders by 30 points.
>>157944864soccer isn't centralized like the nfl, goodell runs the league like an iron fist
>>157944864the nfl will fine you the equivalent of 5 years of the average mexicans wage for conduct detrimental to the league
>>157944853Man that is lazy as fuck
>>157944867>The Broncos should be 1-2 right nowBut they aren't.
This is Mario-ta's "Sam Darnold" year
>>157944862Ya seethe?
>zika baby qbs
>>157944864Players’ family members would go missing should they speak out.
>>157944825>>157944851This, the Chiefs are frauds with an easy schedule and got week 1 Bronco luck.
i feel like the real issue is Harbaugh kind of got caught up sniffing his farts stealing signs in Michigan that he's forgotten this is a real job and not just a bunch of good ol boys blowing smoke up young mens ass
horrible day for calipacos
kiwi (again) pretending like he doesnt spend 16 hours a day here on various proxies
Be afraid, NFLBe very afraid
>>157944889You should have been watching the stat padford pick sixIt was a thing of beauty
justin Herbert has the hottest girlfriend Discuss
Horse girls are happy when the Broncos win.>>157944880BASED.
KWAB
>>157944859anon, Bo Nix had the flu week 1, you wouldn't get it...
>>157944889Hope your having a good time, it was a funny game. Im sure Sean Payton is kekking hard right now the no call legit happened at almost the exact same spot of the NFCCG back in 2018.
Losing sucks so bad
>>157944803Imagine imploding when your depth chart is challenged
>everyone is my rapist
>>157944903No, A.J. McAaron
>>1579448522 players who Stafford cannot connect with to save his life. The Rams don't have an easy schedule and there are two teams ahead of them are complete and know how to win in the clutch. The rams are fucked. >eaglesloss>billsloss>cardinalswin>raidersmaybe win>chargerswin>commandersmaybe win>cardinalswin>packerswin>chiefsloss>niners loss>cowboyswin>seahawks loss>buccaneers win>seahawkslossThat's a 9-8 record at best
Vikes
>>157944901>reigning MVP Matt Stafford>pick sixYou're just making shit up now anon. Surely such an elite player on a super team would know better than to just throw touchdowns to the wrong team.
The dream season begins
>>157944896The Niners won though and they have the most Mexicans of them all
here for the bo induced melties
>>157944913Ah yes he gets to play the *checks notes*>Lelphins and CardilelsAnd he almost got his shit pushed in by 'zonaI wouldnt be talking
Broncos finna bootyblast San Fagcisco next week
>>157944867>The Broncos should be 1-2 right nowSounds like you're having a melty...what could've induced it?
>>157944864NFL (and other US sports leagues) get really heavy with the fines for criticizing the refs. Players unions are really weak here, so the CBA lets the league do pretty much whatever they want.
Super Bowl
who's the bigger KWAB, dem sois or the lambs?
What do Miami sports show talk about with the Dolphins?If I had to spend all day talking about the dolphins id kill myself
Remember simpler times, when it was September 8th and the Rams were 17-0?
>>157944733 Russini scandal certainly didn't help but the Patriots were due for a sharp regression to the mean and Maye was always horribly overrated. He had 3 touchdown passes in the 25 regular season against teams over .500
>>157944857There is nothing wrong with rape
Is it just me, or did the Ravens not look particularly impressive? Today was more about Dem Boys choking than them playing particularly well, I thought.
>>157944913The Niners are, like the Chiefs, beneficiaries of a fluke week 1 opponent followed by two failure teams, only easier because the Cards are still worse than the Colts. They will soon enough feel the weight of the substation.
>>157944894the issue is mcdaniels and harbaughs philosophies are oil and water and on top of that herbert spent more time playing house with an onlyfans prostitute than time in the film room this offseason
>>157944919You do forget we get both Myles Garrett and Puka Nacua back on this team before week 10 right...?
>>157944913Niners won’t be able to field a roster in a few weeks so laugh while you can.
>>157944930>shit pushed in by 'zona>4 passing TDs and 36 pointsHuh? Other than the third quarter Purdy could pretty much score at will against the Cardinals
>>157944942We were just happy to be a pre-season 17-0 team anyway.
There's a new King of the Mountain
>>157944930Bitch you lost to that team
>>157944938>>157944924I've seen this before....
>>157944930>he says as his only win is against a demoralized and broken Giants teamCardinals are no slouch, Stafford threw a pick 6 to niners legend talanoa hufanga on prime time. Bend over for your raping
>>157944940wouldve been rams if they lost without the egregious refballcowgirls just got raped fair and square
>>157944957who gives a shit? no one is intimidated by them. Get to stafford what is nacua going to do. and I have as many tackles as miles does this year.
>>157944940Cowboys were worse because they had the ball on the 1 with like 50 seconds left and didn't try to run it in. wtf
>>157944946hope you get raped faggot
>>157944939The rams tried to push a receiver off the field while the ball was in the air and they're chimping out because the NFL has a rule book. Rather sad to witness desu
>>157944939Yeah Rams got a late INT off a boundary throw that was overturned and resulted in a Bronco score(after more flags) it was kinda funny to watch in realtime lol
>>157944957Finna be 1-4 before anybody is back.
>>157944965gimmick offenses only get you so far. just ask Goff and the lions
The LA Chargers are now 0-3 since Jim Harbaugh called his own shot like Babe Ruth that Justin Herbert will go down as the Greatest Quarterback of all time in NFL history
>>157944970I mean your also missing out on TFergs ascension which opens up thebrest of the offense. Hes a tremenous blocker and it showed tonight in his absence. Your dooming too hard. Go take a lap or two and come back in the morning
>>157944931Everyone watch out for super aids, gay people and jeets.
>>157944663mindbroken
>retires while still in his prime because the Rams will go in rebuild tank mode>Rams actually play well>Rams then build a super team with Myles Garrett and McDuffie and Watson, etc>Comes crawling backBased or Cringe?
>>157944950No one is giving the cardinals any respect, they won't win it all this year but they fight hard and they have the means to make it annoying for anyone they faceDolphins are dolphins
>aaron darnold came out of retirement just for everyone to get hurt or fall off
>>157944970“WTF are Myles Garret and Puka Nacua gonna do?”
>>157944995What does San Francisco have to do with jeets?
Sorry ramsfags you can’t claim to be the biggest baddest team in the league then cry wolf when something minuscule doesn’t go your way. Next time don’t give up 30 points in the second half. My QB got the job done in 7 seconds.
>>157944986>implying that mattersYou must not remember what happened literally two years ago
>>157944994And he's injured so he is off the field so why are you bringing him up? All you do is post what they "can" do I am showing you what is actually happening and when you come back in 5 weeks with the rams still having a losing record still i dont want to fucking hear it
>>157945001Okay but they beat the Chorgers.
Can someone update this with Aaron Darnold in the corner while the broncos players are partying
>>157944996Taking up space in your hard drive and your noggin, am I?
>>157944733>Patriots go 1-3 during their first four games against all playoff teams to absolutely no ones surpriseQuit being dramatic. This is the toughest stretch of the schedule for them and it's at the beginning. Everyone knows that Drake will bounce back against the crap teams and the team will do just enough to at least compete for a wildcard spot. No one is getting fired, no one is getting cut. They're the most predictable team in the league so far because everyone expected a hard regression.
>>157944644>wouldnt ofyou have lost speaking privileges
I don't wanna go to work TOMOROOOOOOOW
>>157945005Yeah what the fuck are they going to do?
>>157945000He was always a baby back bitch. Never liked him.
>>157945020see >>157944996:^)
i was told by /nfl/ experts - ball knowers as the youth says - that drake maye was a mvp candidate
Im going to eat a steak dinner right now with mashed potatoes and corn
>>157944711>Darnold seeing ghosts againSure buddy
>rams and ravens when they realize crosby has more sacks, TFLs and forced fumbles than myles garrett and trey hendrickson combined
>>157945019Do it yourself, lazy ass
>>157945038Literally everyone on here thought he was a fraud
Just think of him as American hero, Rocky Riota
>>157945045>>157945019No.Also second thought wasn't there a template of this from like 2015, but its actually a player on the sidelines maybe based off smeth or something
Did everyone drink their glass of milk today?
its not looking good for my pats desu
Who would you rather have: Herbert or Love?
>>157945052or was it ponder..The good old days when /spee/ still meme'd
>>157945030If you don't work you will be homeless out in the extreme hot and coldyou're a modern day slave
I stopped worrying about my local NFL team's success and my erections got stronger.
>>157945059love herbert is not the guy and will never be the guy
>>157944949I’m happy my ravens won but we only won because dak fucked up his clock management and the OC forgot to run the ball. Any .500 team would’ve won that 9/10 times. The Ravens issues are slowing whittling down from coaching to personnel, which is largely driven by EDC’s sunk cost fallacy. However with both our center and backup center gone he will be forced to make a trade, to which hopefully he will aim for a legitimate starter and not cheap depth.
>>157945059I'd rather die than root for either of those shit quarterbacks desu
There's nobody in the league with anticipation like Trevor Lawrence. Holy fuck
>>157945043Can't believe that nigga (yes, he's black) was drafted in the 4th round
>throws another touchdown in your path
>9 (nine) turnovers, +5 differential>10 sacks>7th in PPG allowedIs this defense elite?
>>157945014Just get everyone healthy anon, we dont have an electrical substation just a dumb training staff. Again, you cant think long term and forget our history. I hope you can find a silver lining somehow while on fumes.
>>157945064Thats just nofap
>>157945042>Sam Darnold threw the most interceptions last year>While Kubiak was OCDid you think this particular one through? The offense today was good, it was the least concerning part of the game.
>>157945054everyone turns and looks at Jayden
>>157944940Sois played for overtime and got raped and gaped in seven (7) seconds by Lamar and Loop
>>157945071he was strung out on coke and booze until gruden got his hands on him
well well wellguess who's still alive in the division
>>157944853if he was white they would have publicly crucified him last year on ESPN every single day
>>157945062I choose to work, A slave could run away and die. I'm going to work because that's what I want to do
>>157945059sherbert so i can cuck his fiance in the owner's box while he throws a pick six
>>157944991Lions have the 3rd highest scoring offense in the league.
>>157945075A bit too soon to say but they make some clutch plays
>>157945070He anticipated that he would get RAPED by my broncos, and simply stopped trying in the second half. Generational foresight.
Amazing that with how bad the crucial DPI call was in the cowboys-ravens game it wasn't even the worst one today
>>157945083this guys knees looks like that episode of southpark where kyle turned black to play basketball
>>157945072Most people would take these QBs over PurdyMahomesAllenLamarBurrowLawrenceMayeNix DakStaffordLoveGoff
>>157945075you left out >#1 in redzone defense >#1 in pressure rate >#2 in opposing QB passer rating
>>157945038Keyword is "was"
I can't believe you dumbfucks slept on >my Broncos.
>>157945077I'm going to keep your post screencapped and when they aren't anywwhere near good i want you to admit you were wrong
>>157945097The ravens still won though
remember when they tried to scare everyone with that video of the roided up midget teach miles "broken buddy" garrett how to hit harder?
Only QBs I'd put above Purdy.MahomesAllenLamar.I had Stafford on this list earlier today due to senority mostly, but his age is showing this year.
>>157945052How about you kys
If you're going to be surprised when Justin Herbert has his Darnold-like mid career jump, you are simply a brown person who can't administer the eye test.
>>1579450683 turnover for 21 points4 starters on defense outDarnold has practiced only a little this week and it's his first game of the year.Bad special teams gave Commies good field position all game and Mariota is a good QB wasted by FAGGOT RETARD coaches like Vrabel. I was happy to see him succeed.
>>157945056I want to make love to Mina while she whispers her stupid football opinions in my ear
>>157945099that makes sense because most people are retarded
>>157945111chill young blood, you're a life long fan of like 2 years just rewatch SB LVI
i hate being a lions fan and having to wish for the fucking heavens to move for a god damned punt, then i watch dogshit QBs like blow dix winning with like 48 fucking passing yards. shit makes me sick. why are we not allowed to have a decent defensive coordinator or defensive players that don't explode mid season
Hey Baker, how are you feeling tonight?
>>157945104Im not a coward, but im also not dumb. In time, you will see. And if the coin flips your way ill be here earlier than the bird to tell you straight up.
How did Tom Brady will himself to become charismatic in his late 40s?
>>157945119Say neither
>>157945110I'm only putting Allen above Purdy.
>>157945059Herbert. Love is going to win too many games to draft his replacement. I can move off of Herbert immediately.
>>157945090>I choose to worksure ok. cope with it
>>157945113Darnold is only one year older than Bustin. Darnold was literally en route to a Super Bowl victory fresh off of a 15 win season when he was Bustin's age. Nice fanfic, though
>>157945124now thats a proper bogging but we can go further
>>157945068Darnold reverted back to the old Darnold and threw a game losing pick.
Remember when Stephen A types were pushing for Deion to be the Cowboys coach?
>>157944693Oh wow, I'm so surprised
>>157945113Justin Herbert is never getting passed around like a used jizz rag, and is instead the Chargers franchise pocket pussy. He has no incentive to get better, and the Chargers are a franchise that are historically incompetent losers.There will be no cinderella ball where Herbie lifts the Lombardi, he'll fuck his hot GF and play for a dumpster fire.
>>157945059My niggaThere's only so much he can do with 2.2 seconds to throw on average
>>157945123Goes both ways If i fuck up i'll own up to it and admit im wrong
Top 5 teams the media will be talking about tomorrow.1. Patriots2. Raiders3. Cowboys4. Buccaneers5. Seahawks
>>157945110mahomes is awful though nice try chief faggot
>>157945124his bitch wife humbled himalso the copious amounts of plastic surgery helped a bit
I don’t care about anything else. MY KANGZ won today.
>>157945119"I straight up do not like black people lol, you free to suck me off tonight?"
>>157945124You're gross and should feel gross. Pees on you
>>157945131I do it because people like me at work and thin I do a good job, and they do a good job with me. I don't know what shitty job you have where you don't have people that care about you.
I took a shower now im going to take a shit
>>157945120You can't play good defense in a dome.
>>157945138>*beats a dogshit fcs team*>DO YOU BELIEVE NOW that was some crazy astroturfing
>>157945059Got what a terrible decision. Neither one is going to help you. I guess Love because Herbert is far more consistent in choking.
>>157945119Shit in a box and then leave on her doorstep
>>157945145>no chargers>no texansabsolute panic mode at this point
>>157945162fuck it doesn't even have to be good how about not being an absolute dumpster fire constantly breaking records for how shit we are every year
>>157945150go duck your local muzzie cock
>>157945119just tell her shes a wonderful person on all frontsor him idk
>>157945166Basado
>>157945144AttaboyNow lets huff our specific brands of copium and continue on this raucous season. We are still going to win rhe owl, I still believe
>saints D-Coordinator is Brandon '63 points allowed' Staley
>>157945059Love is the epitome of mid. Herbert could be great if you get him out of that hell hole that is the Chargers. Herbert without a fucking doubt.
>>157945166Winrar
>>157945158lmao cope harder faggot
>>157945124Tom was shit last year because he paid too much attention to his game script.So he attacked it like he attacked football, offseason grinding. He sought out advice how to get better, realized he was relying too much on reding his notes, and went back to studying the matchup he was casting like he would do while he was playing QB, and relying on himself ot read the game as its played. It's paid off in dividends making a huge difference and now he's a great analyst.That's what having retrospection and a good work ethic looks like.
>>157945169You think the 2 smallest market teams will be the top 5 most talked about?
>>157945169no one cares about those teams
>>157945166I said what should I respond with, not do
>>157945119>>157945166
>>157945183>herbert could be great
>>157945192Many are saying this
Jameis's gimmick isn't funny. He's too self aware.
Commanders finna ride this high for the next 2-3 years.
>waa waa waa my wammies lost to the broncies>now espn will only rank us as the 3rd best team in da league>waa waa waa
>>157945087Both centers were carted off. Ioane switched from guard to center and performed admirably. We don’t have a center behind him, and the only guard backup now is Emory. Stanley didn’t play at all and his availability probably doesn’t matter anymore because he’s too injury prone. So the LT job might as well belong to Vinson, who did okay. He’s not great but not a liability either. My guess is they move Ioane to center and EDC trades for a guard. Next week, assuming Ioane is indeed center they will probably rotate Vorhees and Emory at RG to see which is better.
>>157945198Pussy.Tell her "I am going to commit an atrocity tomorrow lol cya on the nightly news"
>>157945198That is a response
>>157945193>>157945191they were already talked about the most before this sunday, everyone loves to beat a dead horse
>>157945192you must break out in disgusting tears every time you see a blue eyed blonde haired man realizing your subhuman inferiority
The absolute fucking state of the rams LMAOMUH DREAM TEAM
>dubs decide what i say >nooo not like that
Caleb "Hot Rain" Williams
>>157945124You give Tom a year to fix problems and he'll do it.
It's nice to see Maxx Crosby on a winning team finally
The nice thing about female Ravens fans is you know they eat ass.
>>157945223Mogged by the eternal refchads. I kneel
>>157945124I don't understand why people bog themselves. They look strange as fuck unless they're at the right angle and even then it's often uncanny
>>157945236How?
>>157945166Okay fine
>>157945232If he would've worked on his bedroom fundamentals, his wife wouldn't have dumped him for the pool boy :(
>mcgay is having a bo induced meltie
>>157945239Bogging doesn't happen at once. You do a bunch of little tweaks, squint along the way, and eventually you're a monster.
>>157945245eh, women are whores anyways
>>157945249Damn I was about to ask if anyone had a link to his press conference. KWAB
>>157945235where he get traded to ?
>>157945235its leaving >us raidstinkies in a bit of a bind trade him and potentially fuck up the rest of this year, or keep him and his giant contract even though hes not on mendozas timeline I think if >we lose 3-4 of the next 5 games >we have to trade him
>>157945249KWAB
>>157945223they actually traded their home grown DROTY 2 time pro bowler for a career loser who constantly shrinks in big games and stat pads. fucking hilarious. I'm so glad it's blown up in their face. Garrett has always been an overrated bum.
>>157945249>McVeigh malding
>>157945249>literally had a bo induced melty
>>157945249Everyone but Devante going old and bust is going to cost him and More Chuck their jobs!
>>157945239it's a social thing in Hollywood/media. think of how normalfags do everything they can to fit into the herd, as if their life depends upon it. they will do everything they can to fit in and not be seen as weird or an outsider. even change their physical appearance permanently. it's just something they have to do.just like i have to do cocaine (even though i could choose not to), they must do the dance. such is life.
>>157945249>
>>157945249>>157945261>>157945271>>157945273>>157945275>>157945277i want to remind you again McGay mentioned he was seriously considering retiring if the all in gamble caused the Rams to have to go into a serious rebuild LMFAO>Los Angeles Rams head coach Sean McVay seriously considered retiring during the team's difficult 5–12 season in 2022 because he was struggling to handle the losing and feeling burned out.THIS IS NOT A SERIOUS MAN
>>157945244Good lad anon I hope it works out
>>157945275bo did literally fuck all to win that game. i think he's more mad at the dogshit call than anything.
>>157945269The funniest option would be to make it to 6-0 then trade him to the Dolphins. Just really fuck him over for no reason.
Your team's qb has the clutch gene right? They're not a choking loser?
Come get some, Eagles
>>157945129Good point but I think with either of these guys you get a decent draft haul and build a contender in very little time. Lotta suckers out there would think they can fix 'em.
>>157945249bo really boiled his potatoes
>>157945289kek
>>157945289nah mark would never let that fly hell wind up in buffalo or shitcongo
>>157945290Most Americans cant even drive stick shift so I doubt they have what it takes to be clutch
>>157945286He scored the game winning touchdown and you are positively boilin' about it.
>>157945291Anon, I....
any racists notice any patterns about the worst qbs in the league HMMM?
Herbert would be a better QB if his IQ was 20 points lower. He's kind of smart, but not smart enough to be a smart guy. He should just be dumb.
>>157945120>i hate being a lions fanDC Sheppard is gone after this season, while Shiela is going to put a boot up GM Brad Holmes' ass and _literally force him_ to build up the defense.
>>157945309None of them are Christian
>>157945309they're old?
>>157945300Yes but it would be fucking hilarious. Just trot him out for years as the only good player on a cellar dweller, then trade him to a tankjob the very instant the team gets good.
>>157945314he should be fired mid season, fuck next season.
>>157945322that would be really mean and stupid and make the team look bad
it would be funny if we got a Raiders vs Ravens AFC championship game just to see Crosby go nuclear on the Ravens for backing out of the trade
>>157945309holy shit rodgers is that bad now?
>>157945335Raiders aren't making the playoffs anon
Has any QB ever had such a severe non-injury related regression like Maye has had? It's one thing to have a standout season where the QB look like they're going to be a potential star and falling back to Earth which happens all the time, but Maye legitimately looks like he's forgotten how to play football
>>157945335raiders ravens wildcard and crosby blows both of lachimps knees out
>>157945277>>157945283My prediction has been that McVay will "retire" after Stafford retires. He's a QB baby. He's only had success with QBs who were 1st overall picks. He'll retire and hang back until Reid retires or another organization with an elite QBHe's a mentally weak highly insecure reactive faggot
>>157945344Wentz
>Bo Nix since 2025 (QB Rank)...7 fourth qtr comebacks (1st)9 game-winning drives (1st)20 TD when trailing by 1 score (1st)12 TD in 4th quarter (T-3rd)Bo Induced Melties (1st)
>>157945344wince, foles, kapernick immediately come to mind
>>157945283Obviously McGay is leaving if Stafford retires and its a rebuild. No way in fuck is he staying for a rebuild. Its like the Lakers without Kobe Bryant and Lebron. They're a dysfunctional horriblr organization except the difference is that the Lakers actually have fans while the Rams are soulless and don't
>>157945309Go suck mutthomes and manlover off some place else saar
That was not dpi
>wake up>the (((superteam))) rams lost lmao get fucked retards
>>157945249
>>157945344It's not even a titanic regression, Maye just sucks ass. Last year was fool's gold.
>>157945351Came back too soon from his torn acl and was never the same
I would hate having Kirk Cousins be my QB. Not good enough to win anything. Not bad enough to get a good draft pick. Pure hopelessness.
>>157945336The first two games were dreadful but he looked awesome against the Bungles. Nowhere near his prime of course, but after McCarthy fixed the blocking and Metcalf stopped being the focal point of the offense they look solid
anyway
>>157945368Wentz was still a decent QB in 2018 and 2019 and then he just absolutely fell off a cliff the next year.
Why have stroud and Daniels sucked after their rookie years?
Just turn it on in the 4th quarter and it's alright.
Jeremiah Smith will be playing for the Dolphins next season.
Who is trading for N9NE this week?
>>157945344>RegressionHe was a schedule baby. It was fucking obvious from the start
>>157945342it's afraid
>>157945344flash in the pans happen all the time in the nfl. Getting taped is what separates the real from the fake
>>157945370Hes got that Kangz stank off of him and now hes in silver and black. Hes fine now
>>157945363Let's check the box score shall we?
>>157945386The Chargers
Sean McVay has locked himself in the visitor's bathroom at Empower Field. Muffled groans and sobbing can be heard from within. More on this story as it develops.
>>1579453799>77>32>0
>>157945381Blacks age faster and peak earlier
>>157945342Literal worst case they're a 10 win team.>free winsPatriots, Jets, Browns, Chargers, Titans, Cardinals>potential lossesBoth Chiefs games, Both Broncos games, Bills, Rams, 49ersThey're probably gonna snatch away at least one of those seven games.
>>157945344Why is he such a crybaby? Put a towel over your head like the black players do if you're gonna do that
We have Trent Dilfer, Nick Foles, Brad Johnson, and the corpse of Football Player formerly known as Peyton Manning winning the Super Bowl in this millenium. Kirk Cousins could've won a Super Bowl with the right cast around him. The Dan Snyder Redskins, Zimmer era Vikings, Penix Falcons all have not been the right cast.
I'm getting word McVay and the Rams were actually on the plane the entire game.
>>157945393He was good to great as a Kang, retard
>>157944620Penis is the best
>>157944613>bonixBased psycho dragon yeeter
>>157945381Stroud is ok, he has issues but the Texans offense as a whole is not good. Daniels has had back to back major injuries so it's hard to say whether he's fools gold or not since there's no significant sample size after his rookie year
>>157945404they'll probably lose to one, but maybe two of those top two teams.Probably the Cardinals since they've been spicy this year and a Patriots team looking to rebound but could also be the Jets.
>>157945386Gnats
>>157945344Be nice to Drake. The vrabel offseason thing was like finding out his dad was having an affair. Really messed him up. Poor kid :(
>>157945344Maye needs an RPO OC and McDaniels isn't ever going to be that just as Maye will never be a pocket passer. He'd be better off with Steichen as he OC and Steichen's getting fired from the Colts this season and McDaniel's maye be forced out of the Patriots if this keeps up. It's a longshot but it might work out.
>>157945425stroud is horrendous dogshit what are you talking about
>>157945365Why did you wake up so late?
>>157945429its fucking criminal that mcdumbass poached assistant coach of the year from kubiak last year
>>157945434many excuses are made on account of his melanin; same with Ward and Richardson
>>157945406He hasn't cried in his post game presser in 3 whole games, though. He's still young, and he will develop out of being a crybaby faggot in time. He'll always be a dogshit QB, however. There's no fixing that.
>>157945447yep
>Vrabel fucking journalists>Maye Sucks>Kraft feuding with Macklemoreliterally the worst franchise right now
>still flying home >throwing pick six a mile high at mile high
>cam ward and the titsWhy did they draft him anyway?
>>157945344did you forgot how horrendously awful the Patriots schedule last year was bud?
>>157945448Did he actually cry? I see this picture posted all the time. Was this bitch ass nigga really crying?
>>157945344Mayes wife is fucking one if his dark teammates it's easy to see
>>157945427Jameis' memechucking is the one thing that keeps defenses honest while playing the Giants. Why make a trade for a systembabby with zero arm talent and zero upside?
>>157945456Maybe the Patriots should trade for Mac Jones from 49ers
>>157945472I don't think he's available.
>>157945459owners were desperate for a franchise qb to go with the new stadium
>>157945459They fell for it
>>157945472
>>157945329>he should be fired mid season, fuck next season.Sheppard ain't the guy (Lions should drop a suitcase of cash to get Jim Schwartz as DC) but he can only work with the players Brad Holmes gets him and for whatever reason, Holmes simply cannot find CBs/DBs that are worth a damn and this has been a problem for the Lions ever since the new administration took over 2021.Brian Branch and Kerby Joseph saved the Lions ass so many times but with both of them hurt, (and Kerby ain't ever playing football again) the team literally can't stop the pass despite the D-line playing great.
>>157945477Maybe this year they'll draft one.
>>157945462So it seems. Drake is a temperamental young lad, and he is prone to having a good cry when things don't go his way. Ever notice how he never wears eyeblack? Now you know why.
>>157945434he's fine. The texans being unable to build a decent o-line nor have a solid running game since Arian Foster is by far the bigger problem. Even Watson had similar issues but he could memechuck to Hopkins and Fuller to offset how stagnant they were otherwise. Something is wrong with that org in that regard
I'm learning just now that the rams entire organization grabbed onto a ladder dangling down from their plane as it flew by at low altitude inorder to get home faster and reduce their jet lag. 5D chess, truly outstanding organization
>>157945474Didn’t realize Denver was the real sunshine state.
>>157945485yeah cam is so bad he legit pisses me off and i care 0 about the tits otherwise Fuck that guy
Why do fans of shitter teams always cry about the refs all the time but fans of based teams blow some latinas back out and go on with their day when they get REFFED? Is it the loser mentality?
>>157945495It is a desert after all
>>157945386>Who is trading for N9NE this week?
>>157945309I'm impressed that Maye isn't last. Isn't he leading the league in interceptions and total turnovers?
>>157945495The snow reflects a shit load of sunlight
>>157945459QB is extremely overvalued and it's causing mediocre prospects to get pushed up into terrible situations when they would already be iffy in even decent situations
>>157945485Remember when everyone said Daniel Jones sucked and he turned into an elite QB the second he got the hell away from Brian Daboll?
>>157945501are you stupid or something
>>157945487Kek he really cried? I honestly thought some anon was just posting an unfortunate screengrab all offseason. What the fuck is his problem?
>>157945027Maye is mindbroken and his confidence is shattered. This isn't an issue he bounces back from next week. This is something a sports psychologist needs to come in and talk to him about through several weeks/months.
>>157945509He's still not that good anon.
>>157945434Texans have zero receivers outside of collins and a dreadful run game. So far the running theme of the Texans offense would be Stroud being able to put up yards, but the team starts floundering at the redzone, the game is kept close by the defense but then some bullshit happens at the end that seals it. I don't think Stroud is a top 10 QB or anything but there's bigger issues with the offense overall
>>157945499where do I find latinas?
>>157945124>He bought>Dump eet
>>157945522Go outside
>>157945519Nah, he just needs a solid game against a bad team to get his rhythm back. First month of this schedule is rough. No one expected the Patriots to do better than 1-3.
>>157945532Absolutely not. Next suggestion.
Recycle >>157944604>>157944604>>157944604
>>157945509I dont
>>157945540>No one expected the Patriots to do better than 1-3Every patsnigger was talking big about how Drake was about to disprove the schedule allegations lmaooooo
>>157945099I would only take Goff and Mahomes there. But in reality, not really because they're both older than Purdy.>t. packerfag
>>157945552I meant anyone rational.
>>157944613balding system babby memechuck refmerchant
>>157945440Because I work odd hours I go to bed at 3:00 pm.
>>157944852>the number 3 TE who has never done anything was obviously going to be the focus of the offense and without him they were lostyeah makes sense>>157944853awful. DPI and holding are essential to giving the refs lots of leeway to thumb the scale
>>157944854Bo nix? What? He's the furthest thing from that. He's a super nice Christian who has been married forever>>157944876God how stupid are you>one player shits himself continually on the field>but his team wins, so he's good>another player is really good>but he loses so he sucks
>>157945099That is the list of someone who has no fucking idea what he's looking at on TV>>157945102He "was" never very good
>>157945059Herbert is a fucking great QB and anyone who says otherwise is a complete moron
>>157945116she's ugly bro I've dated hotter asian bitches
>>157944737Throw the most pick six's of all time
>>157944772>Norm SNEED
I know you're still here, pussy
>>157945413how many super bowl wins do the Vikings have with him??? and without him??
