Buffalo's offense came out of the gate with a 36-point output against a stout Houston defense in Week 1 and then followed it up by dropping 41 on Detroit in Week 2. But the unit struggled mightily on Sunday, turning the ball over three times on its first four possessions. After managing to get the game tied at 10 going into halftime, the Bills turned it over on their first two possessions of the second half. Lucky for them, they were playing the awful winless Chargers
Good morning /nfl/
My Chargies!
>wake up>/nfl/ still seething
what did he mean by this?
>Bills hadn't won a game after allowing 5 turnovers since 1997>Chorgers
>mfw stomping Raidturd heads into the dirt
The black Bo Memix
>>157947541>he thinks diet coke Philip Rivers will ever win anything
>dumped 30 on the champs>Terry is scary>All-Pro Amik>Styles a top 10LB in the league >going to face Danny Pennies>Jayden back to face his sons at home>Amos coming off of IRWere turning this whole season around
>>157947551Enjoy going 6-11
>>157947543
so who's the kwab of week 3?
>>157947577Still the Packers
>>157947577Either Maye or Darnold
>>157947577Drake Mayday
>>157947577Chargers
a nuuuu record
Today, Gayleb will silence the haters
>>157947531More like Drake April
/ourvikies/ SQWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DILLY DILLY DO IT FOR MILLY IN KYLER WE TRUSTSKOL TO THE BOWLITS /ourturn/
>>157947577Has to be the fudge-Packers or Maye Dante Moore too for not declaring for the draft last season
>>157947577I thin drake maye has been kwabotw twice in 3 weeks lmao
>>157947543>Tomlin gone>guys still making unprovoked passive aggressive comments about the team to the mediaThe culture doesn't start and end with the coach.
>>157947591He’s not playing
How long can Mike Macdonald handle the quarterback controversy?
oof
>>157947577ann michael maye since she realized she's married to a loser with no confidence, who cries in public, and will never make her wet again
>>157947600He's going in the stands plugging their mouth holes
>>157947577My vote goes to the chorgers but Maye is definitely a close runner up
>>157947604>Patriots are FORCED to paye Maye this yearOnly a year or two more before the divorce a la Russ.
Bryce Young will look like prime Cam Newton this sunday
>Wake up>my Wions are 2-1A win is a Win in the NFL.>>157947603She was old enough to see every Twins World Series, Minnesota Lakers World Championship, the era of Golden Gophers Football dominance, and the Vikings appear in multiple Super Bowls. She had a great run honestly.
We need to start a change.org petition to put JJ McCarthy in
>>157947604>ann plz give me a blowie because I'm sad>what do you mean you're going out and won't be back home tonight?
>>157947610he's finally going through with the leg extension surgery?
Caleb! You lubing up that butthole, boy? You better be
>>157947577It's the Superteam (again)
>>157947541got your vpn banned again I see>>157945578>>157945666>>157945734>>157945846
>>157947531Pittsburgh has always been good about baiting out penalties from Cincinnati.
>>157947617there is some deeper dysfunction going on here.maybe Maye was fucking Diana Russini too and didn't know he was getting sloppy seconds from Vrabes.
>>157947610It will be 37-31 unless this is one of those magic weeks where the Lions suddenly go. "What if... Defense."
>>157947612Yes, thank you for reminding us that the Chiefs are shoe-ins for the AFCCG, as per usual.
>>157947609They're not forced to do shit for Fake Gaye. They can take his 5th year option after this season which seems like an overpay at this moment and run him through 2028. What's he going to do, hold out? He sucks, he has no leverage, holding out will only give them a justifiable reason to explore other options without straight up kicking him to the curb.
You're talent blind if you can't watch Drew Lock throw a football and see that he's different you have no insight in seeing talent even Brady said this about Lock quote "Unique and Incredible arm talent " He's also a great athlete who can flat out run . Quit the media narratives with the backup QB BS .You guys dont know an F-IN thing and all repeat each other. Drew Lock just never had an opportunity to start on anything other than bottom feeding losing teams . Only 1st Rd draft pks with money invested in along with the media hype get to stay on the field Like Drake Maye who's absolute stiff that Lock completely outplayed , without all the penalties Seattle had if Drew Lock had more opportunity to throw the ball he would have had at 3 or 4 Td passes .1 TD pass was called back.Brady didn't play as a rookie like Lock .but if Brady went to Drew Lock's Denver rookie team and had the same opportunity he wouldn't have won a single game Brady was throwing 0 -10 yards throws any high school QB could make , that's why Pats went 14 -6 with 3 1st time starting QBs when Brady was either injured or suspended. And all were just average. Brady went to Locks rookie team you wouldn't even know who Tom Brady was today. You knuckleheads in the media that attach team records to QB's like it's boxing rather than a team sport you're all a bunch of simpletons.
>>157947577Shecocks gave up 33 to Mariota and lost. They belong in the conversation forsure.
Jets spiritually 3-0>they should have beaten the Packers in Week 2 and they were tied with the Lions with under three minutes left. Now, great teams win those games. The Jets aren't great. But given that the bar was set at, like, below average, Jets fans have a reason to at least have some hope for the first time in years.
Oh, almost forgot to post the updated chart
>>157947643I don't understand how this happens. I get that Mariota is a good backup in that system but isn't their starting LT still out? How the fuck did they block Seattle and throw the ball in that dogshit weather?
>>1579475777 of her top 10 ranked QBs lost or didn't even play
>>157947632>lions>playing defenseLions 63 Panthers 54. The two teams combine for over 80 missed tackles.
>>157947614The only thing I'd put him in is a box.
Brian Flores scares me
>>157947666Is it because he is black?
>>157947651Chargers too high
>>157947602Watch the team choke to the Chargers and get its ass beat by the Niners.2-3 by the time the Denver game rolls around
>>157947648Jets have the worst coach in the NFL, if they replaced him like they should have they would be 2-1 if not 3-0
>>157947632The Lions just need to put in Whiteside II
>>157947612>ref ball stats against my finsI had no expectations but it just goes to show you stats are meaningless without context
Mike Macdonald? Never heard of her
>>157947666he's a madman genius but >4 WR set>put TE in slot, run a seam routethis always destroys Flores meme blitz but teams only do it once or twice and then do other shit and get heemed. Slot seam routes destroy the "fake blitz zone" where everyone is at the line because the LBs can't recover to a vertical route from a big slot receiver. Somehow Ben Johnson didn't do this once with Loveland or Kmet. If you keep your TEs in to block they will just lose 1v1s vs edge rushers and Flores will dominate you.
>BEST GM IN THE LEAGUE>HALL OF FAMER>Let Walker go for Shasneed>Let Riq go>Drafted a walking foomble in the first round
>>157947677Lions get Branch back at 60% power in a few weeks which is still better then what they have out there.Whiteside II is staying ready for his number to be called.Rakestraw rose from the dead on the 3rd season.Lions talking to Steelers about Joey Porter.There is a Golden Path to getting the secondary right.
>PRESS X TO BLITZ
>>157947654>I don't understand how this happens. Seahawks defense just isn’t that good
>>157947700>sponsored by boeing>the strictly worst american aircraft companyFitting
>>157947611>She had a great run honestlyIve had quadruple that by age 30
Joey XanaxJoey Kratom Joey Fenty
>>157947703>Rakestraw rose from the dead on the 3rd season.I was surprised he was still on the team. Usually when a loins db disappears I assume he's in prison or ded.
>commies thinking they're hot shit because they squeaked a 2 point win due to 3 turnovers from an injured QB you retards always get your hopes up, huh
>>157947709By Minnesota standards.
>>157947668Yes. And he also might murder my QB
I am concerned our return to respectability will be delayed by injuries
>>157947705Look what he did to poor Baker's throwing hand!
>>157947716Mariota literally solved Mike Macdonald.Just like Romo and Rivers solved Pete Carroll.
>>157947651My cardies are 1.5-1.5 spiritually because they did quite good yesterday which they never did last season
My Chargies... Winless at Thanksgiving...
>>157947727They're going to light up the Seahawks
Threadly reminder Lamar has a high school sweetheart gf with whom he has a child
>You know, for a minute it looked like the AFC South might be good again instead of being relegated to that Saturday afternoon Wild Card slot (the one that goes to the least interesting first-round playoff matchup). But here we are with the Colts and Texans both not looking particularly good. C.J. Stroud has never regained his rookie season form and Daniel Jones turned the ball over three times. Plus, these teams just aren't even fun to watch (the Jaguars really aren't, either, and don't get me started on the Titans). Just put the winner of this division at 4:30 on Wild Card Saturday now and be done with it.
>>157947715Brad is loyal to a fault to his drafted guys. Rake is like a damned Naruto character carrying the hopes and dreams of his fallen 2024 draft comrades on his shoulders.
what are we expecting tonight?
>>157947741A slurper.
>>157947734You just know he has a fat sheboon side piece that smells like old bay
>>157947741Iggles - 19Case Keenum - 6
>>157947741Eagles being arrogant jobbing down and somehow losing to the Bears.
Raped Gaye has cried twice in his last 4 games. We're witnessing a generational KWABOTY run.
>>157947716>dumps 30 on “le best defense evar!!!”BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP you were saying?
>>157947741bears will keep it surprisingly close but ultimately can't keep up due to missing caleb
>>157947741Bears finna stretch that eagle cloaca
>dak can'twinwiththesecatscott
>>157947755Our guy has classic “dead arm”. Even the casual fan can watch early last year and see the ball was a rope when he threw it, now it just floats. He under throws everything, including all his INTs, even the ball AJ got hurt on. Our biggest plays have been under thrown PI calls.Dead arm is an informal term for a period when the throwing arm feels unusually fatigued or heavy, causing a drop in velocity, command, or overall throwing effectiveness, without necessarily involving a specific injury. It’s usually associated with accumulated throwing workload and muscular fatigue.
>>157947756>best defense evar!that was last season, you retard
>>157947755NEVER compare that crybaby schedule merchant with my bionic quarterback ever again
>>157947766Isn’t it like 7am in Seattle? How are you already this mad?
Not even as good as the LOB
>>157947741Either BJ puts together a masterclass in how to run the ball, or the Eagles just rape them
>>157947760it's not dak's fault the defense gave up the fastest game winning drive in league history
>>157947741The spread should be at least 7 points since its bears 3rd string qb vs team that just won superbowl two years ago. Something is off, bears probably going to bs a win, bookies always know
>>157947643>>1579476546-11 and now I will make it my business to bully your dogshit franchise the rest of the season. Should have been happy with the win before becoming insufferable.
>>157947774some people need coffee to wake up, other people exercise, or meditate. i rage at retards on the internet to prepare to rage at retatded coworkers
>>157947769You actually still stan this bum even after washed Mariotta proved he’s the better option yesterday
>>157947785>>157947786>gamed by a Mariota zone read in the big 26Shit, I’d be mad too
What is Justin Herbert doing right now?
>>157947781It’s not Dak’s fault that they were down by less than a TD and he said “I got this” on camera before coming in with two minutes left in the game and then losing anyway? They settled for a field goal because Dak is a choke artist and that’s what cost them the game. A real QB scores the tuddy and ends the game.
>>157947790>Mariotta proved he’s the better optionHe’s certainly better than Darnold
>Commanders LB Leo Chenal, who was taken off the field with a scary-looking injury on Sunday, will undergo season-ending surgery this morning for a fracture in his neck, per sources.Ouch....and fuck these injuries. Commies are cursed
>>157947781I swear there have been successful hail marys with 1 second left at least 10 years ago
>>157947792You're welcome, unfortunately your coal black bixnood commanders will start the easily injured meme in the next few weeks and you'll be right back to biting cowboy and iggle ankles.Remember that time Jaden got to the NFCCG, whatever happened there I don't recall their superbowl too well, did they win? Oh no, they haven't won shit since a month after Bill Clinton took office.
>>157947626>a janny induced meltyBIG YIKES!
>>157947795cumming in a 10/10
>>157947799A healthy Jayden Daniels would have lost that game
>>157947741The under
>>157947802Faggot Commanders (the Washington Faggot Team most recently, the Faggotskins before) are cursed by their hubris. Perhaps they should face facts and trade MariGOATa to the Giants while they can.
>>157947755Why do you people hate so much on a good w_ite wholesome qb like Drake. He's a good kid, get a life and fuck off
>>157947795Getting pegged by a 10/10
>>157947795Getting pegged
>>157947600He's going to rape every Eagles fan in the stands
>need 1.11 from Colston LovelandI'm fucked
>>157947741A very close, ugly, Eagles win.
>>157947769RG3.2
>>157947755I wanted to run up the score on them. Those assholes always ran up the score on us when we were bad.
The Patriots offense has generated just two touchdowns in three games and Maye has thrown six interceptions and has lost a fumble. With a game in Buffalo next week, it could start getting late early for the reigning AFC champions.
>>157947803those aren't drive starters
>>157947804>You're welcome, unfort-*forces a fumble on the goal line*>meme in the next few weeks and y-*picks off Sam Darnold*> Remember that time Ja-*pick 6’s Darnold*>they haven't won sh-*holds you run game to 18 for 44* Sorry, you were saying something?
>>157947741Beargles Broship runs strong. Eagles always help a lil nigga outBears by 6
>>157947802LEOSDON’TBREAKTHEIRNECKS
feels good having the best team in the best division in football.
>>157947810Sweet, happy for him. What’s Madison doing then?
>>157947830Terrible, but expected regression from Mike Vrabel. Glad my Titans got rid of that bum.
>>157947741Eagles are going to humble John Benson.
>>157947541feels good man so tears
>this isn’t even my final form KC is about to be on suicide watch
>>157947814Calm down bro
>Rasm aren’t even making the playoffs after all that hype
>>157947810someone should tell Midison that he's cheating on here then
who will be the last undefeated team?
Someone’s gotta stop Mike Vrabel from throwing so many interceptions. He can’t keep doing that and expect his defense to win games.
>>157947830Drake is stuck in his head, he'll probably be fine but they need to find a way to get him easy TD's or else he'll break more
>>157947856Raiders 20-0
>Raidsissies about to have all of their hope swept from under themI am going to enjoy this thoroughly.
>>157947802maybe he should have kneeled and comforted Jayden when he was downKARMA
>>157947833*hangs the 1-2 banner*
>>157947856I like when the vikings have a lot of hope. it makes it so much sweeter at the end.
>>157947863God damn that’s one ugly mutt
>>157947850>the logo on the hoodis that horse okay?
>>157947713
>>157947858A point of emphasis from a good coach would have been ball security but Mike was more interested in ball polishing iykwim.
>>157947863Mendozchads are going to mindbreak Mahomes with 7 interceptions and he will announce his retirement immediately following the conclusion of the game
>>157947876Say what you will, Macaulay gaped Kunis and then won the game of life by snagging Brenda Song
>>157947856$(ERS
>>157947888>winning the game of life is when you clean up after Ashton Kutcher and a Jonas brother after an extremely mentally ill singer touched your little wee
I wish to apologize to the Washington Commanders (formal Washington Football Team, Redskins) for a mistake I made earlier. I erroneously stated they had not won a Superbowl since Bill Clinton was in office, when in reality George H.W. Bush was still president in early 1992.
>>157947890Dollar open parentheses-ers?
How many tacos and margaritas did you have last night?
>>157947888He got to meet some nice men as well.
>>157947905I had jersey mike's and tap water.
>>157947901there it is
>>157947896Kutcher simply deflowered her as a 14yo, but Macaulay turned her into a gape whore.
>>157947856Chiefs:>raiders, bye, chargers, seahawks, broncos, jets, falconsEagles:>bears, rams, jags, panthers, cowboys, commanders, giantsVikings:>dolphins, saints, bye, colts, lions, bills, packersRaiders:>chiefs, pats, bills, rams, jets, niners, seahawksNiners:>broncos, seahawks, commanders, falcons, bye, raiders, cowboysBills:>pats, rams, raiders, bye, ravens, vikings, jetsThe Vikings have the easiest schedule, but I trust them the least. The Eagles have a rough next few weeks but if they make it past the Jags they are cruising for a while. Same for the Niners if they get past he Seahawks. It'll probably be the Chiefs though, even though I think they're clearly not the best team in the league.
Have you guys ever fucked a girl as hot as Madison Beer? If so what was that like?
>>157947928unfulfilling, made me wish I never moved away from my highschool gf
>>157947928Legit have never been with a 10/10 :(
>it's another "if they were healthy" year for my ninersMake it stop. I can't even be excited that they're 3-0 because I know these injuries are going to be what keeps them well short of championship contention. Even fully healthy I'd still be cautiously optimistic at best.
>>157947928>have you ever fucked a 10I live in Wisconsin, what do you think dipshit?
>>157947928no but I've fucked a minor celebrity
>>157947946You ever fuck a girl while she's eating 10 cheese curds?
>>157947928Underwhelming. The hot ones know they're hot so they just lay there. The slightly chubby/ugly ones will do all kinds of crazy stuff
>>157947941a chubby 7 was my peak
>>157947950You will answer for your crimes, Spielberg
Dolphins fans have only one date on their minds: April 29, 2027 (the first round of the 2027 NFL Draft).
>>157947920I would love for the Raiders to kick the shit out of the Queefs.
>>157947951I fucked a girl who looked like a cheese curd.
Please post Maye webms. What a fucking meltdown.
The Chiefs and the Raiders have never played each other while both being undefeated
>>157947943Didn't last year start the same way? The injuries so far haven't been as debilitating, right?
>>157947974I forgot to save them and I'm REALLY ANGRY AT MYSELF!!!
>>157947983Mogged by reffie
Game of the Week>watching Jameis Winston and Cam Ward battle on a wet field to see who could get to double-digit points first.
>>157947602It's obvious that Lock is better?But because Sam won the Bowl, they're going to stick with Gimpy Darnold to a glorious 7-10 SB hangover season, let Lock walk to the Kangz and become an elite talent with big KOC.Macdonald and Schneider are fucking retarded
>>157947983>Super team? Not on our watch.
>cocktaker gayfield
>>157947974>>157947983I have them but I’m at work. Ask again in like 7 hours
>>157947713The Stafford revisionist history is insane. Everyone acting like he's an incredibly elite first ballot hall of famer and he always has been, when in reality he's a pretty good QB that got traded to a really good team.If you truly are an elite talent, a first ballot HoF QB, you will your team, regardless of how bad they are, to the playoffs. He went 3 times in 11 years and went 0-3.The worst thing is eventually Justin Herbert is going to get off of the Chargers, and any level of success he attains people are going to retroactively declare him elite. Stafford is Matt Ryan.
pfft hehehe just thought about the cowsoys again
>>157948009This
>>157947974
>>157948018Winstonian
>>157948018Spooky ghost forced fumble?
>>157947983I really dislike this roided manlet. It looks like he bleaches his asshole
Mendoza seems like another Scam Ward situation. Drafting him first overall not because he’s particularly good but out of mere obligation to get the “best” qb in the draft.
>>157948018>OH LAWD DEM GHOSTS
>>157948018>>157948023>>157948024calm down. his hand was wet
>>157948000>January 1992
>>157948018LOL
>>157948009>>157948014Stafford is Brett Favre Cousins is Matt Ryan
>>157948029He can actually be a franchise QB though. Teams aren't just gonna draft a QB that high just for the sake of it. Look at draft classes like 2022 and 2013.
What should I eat for dinner /nfl/? Also I only have 1 beer left, if that's relevant.
>>157948018...cursed.
>>157948042It's almost 8am just have coffee and a roll or something.
>>157947920You have to consider schedule relative to how good the team is. In which case the Bills have the easiest schedule. The only competition there is the Ravens.
>>157948029Based on what nigga? He hasn’t even played because Cousins is leading the NFL in touchdowns.
>>157948023Don't you dare compare him to my boy Jameis.
>>157947609Forced? this is Robert Kraft we're talking about. He took Bill over Brady. Theres no way Maye is getting paid beyond his rookie contract if he continues to play this shitty.
>>157948042Chicken and waffles
>two most irreplaceable players on the team are already dead and it's only Week 3
>>157948046Rams is a tough game too though
>root canal tomorrowSuffering? Great! Go Cardinals btw.
>>157948056Rams are 1-2. Don’t let them scare you. Their defense and coaching sucks. Plus Stafford is more likely than not going to throw a pick 6.
>>157947979Last year started similarly, and last year the niners had a hard divisional round cap because of it. I don't know if they would have beaten the Seahawks either in week 18 or in the divisional round fully healthy, but I know that Nick Bosa, Fred Warner, and George Kittle would have made a big difference. They at least wouldn't have been absolutely blown up.
>>157948051Excellent choice anon, thank you. I will need more beer though.
>>157948042Just get some nice fresh bread and some prosciutto crudo on it. Pecorino, Guanciale, what I usually eat
>>157948058
>>157948056Rams may be irreparably broken by then. Did Donald do anything last night? I didn't notice any double teams on him.
>>157948042Steal some brats and sauerkraut from the store, also beer
Why can’t the Chargers hire a competent coaching staff? They’re wasting Herbert’s potential
>>157947928I have, but she was an escort. It was pretty fucking great. Good escorts tend to not have this problem>>157947953. I still see her regularly.
>>157948057Root canals are really no big deal. I don't know how the cultural meme that they are painful got to be a thing. I guess maybe before we invented local anesthetic?
>>157948047Yeah because he fucking sucks. They literally were going to have him to start until he shit the bed in the preseason. Now he’s in “training mode”
>>157948076I think it's Bustin wasting the coaching staff anon.
>>157948063Matt Favre
>>157948081Extractions are far more traumatic
>3-0just enjoying the ride
>>157948081I mean I already had one and need another. They can hurt quite a bit but youre right, theyre not as le hecking insanely brvtal as popular opinion might make you believe. Thats true for most dentistry imo. I actually like dentists because usually I go there with a problem and they just fix it. Very satisfying thing overall.
>>157948018Patriots need a real QB like Penix
>Washington had 3 takeaways to Seattle's 0. That's why the Seahawks lost despite outgaining the Commanders 437 to 258.Has Sam Darnold turned back into a pumpkin? At what point do they bench him for Drew Lock?
>only got 5 hours of sleepBrehs...
It will NEVER be over
>>157948100If the team is good and playoff worthy, and not a dumpster fire in the background (i.e., it's a QB issue), realistically maybe the Denver game after three straight losses?
now that brian burns is out for the year are the giants going to move arvel reese to the edge?
The new Joe Theismann
>>157948102I just close my office door and nap until the rest of the staff shows up after 9
>>157948086Who could win with Harbaugh and McDaniels? Imagine if he had Shanahan
>>157948100the chargers had at least a margin of three takeaways against the bills, how come they lost?
is it time to worry?
>>157948069They need to start flagging flops
>>157948110I'm not impressed with Dennard Wilson. Zero creativity in his rush scheme and he hasn't adjusted at all to the fact that his personnel can't generate interior pressure. They can't win with four.
>>157948112mariotta won the heisman
>>157948112He's going to suffer a horrific injury like Theismann and Alex Smith right?
>>157948094his tattoos remind me of Ricky's shirt from TPB
>>157947707Defense was probably gassed by spending more time on the field because of the turnovers
Have you ever seen a wide asteroid crater? That's what I'm going to do to Caleb's butthole tonight
>>157948058refs actually lost this game
>>157948102I feel that. I'm ready to snap
They hated him because he was right
>>157948145They hated him because he is a little bitch.
>>157948145Oy vey.....
Why do the Rams make (You) so mad?
>>157947983>McManlet
>>157948116>Who could win with Harbaugh and McDaniel?Kaepernick, Nine, Smeth, Jimmy G and Tua (pre CTE)
>>157948058made up for the bogus DPI called on the cowboys earlier
>>157948069Was this a penalty? I didn't watch
>>157948083Ok buddy
>>157948120Rams are the Chargers, they just don't fully know it yet
>>157948095I don't know if it's the same over there, but here dentists always feel like borderline salesmen and scammers. They're always trying to sell some product.
>>157948156Nothing associated with Los Angeles is good or worth celebrating. I am literally okay with anyone else winning it all this year except them.
Are the Raiders for real or did the Aints choked?
>>157948057>your father not teaching you how to grow out your wisdom teeth properly>being a jawlet
>>157948175Both.
>>157948175September merchants
>>157948100>Has Sam Darnold turned back into a pumpkinAre people really not aware that he had the 3rd most ints in the league last year?
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>>157948175we'll see this sunday
>he got his wisdom teeth pulledngmi… sorry pal
>>157948095>>157948173I visited a private dentist in Finland while on vacation because my dental insurance ran out of funds for the year, so fuck it, why not try out Europe?She told me she thought my dentist was trying to drain money out of me/my insurance and that the damage wasn't as bad as it was made out to be.She was also cute and putting her braless tits in my face.
>>157948172we don't talk enough about how soulless it is for 1 (one) city to have 2 (two) teams in the same league, they even share the same home stadium
>>157948165Yes, this was called DPI against the Rams, erasing a game-winning interception and giving the Broncos first and goal and the opportunity to run down the clock and take the lead.
>>157948113What's the point of getting there early? Why not just spend that extra time getting more sleep at home?
>>157948081The worst part is the sore jaw from all the shit they stick in your mouth. I don't know how the fags do it, I'm not mentally tough enough to suck dick I guess.
>>157948186Should have just traded him too
>>157947920My Vikies make ya seethe, didjya?? Gonna be a long season tor you, pal!!
>>157948196The issue in the US is the Insurance industry fucks shit up on both sides. Piss poor reimbursement rates make overbilling required.
Cool. Could have gotten us a fucking W yesterday though. This team is 1-2 and about to face a Falcons team that assraped the Packers and a Brian Flores defense. We're staring down 1-4.
>>157948175Saints offense is good but not yet polished, their defense is iffy, Raiders are above average for now with a weird D that doesn't stop you but gets turnovers anyway and the offense is good
>>157948186Jesus fucking Christ man
>>157948202You don't get paid to sleep at home unless you're an e-thot
>>157948186didn't he just get paid too?
>>157948202False activity is a big part of in office culture. When I was in a corp office environment I would book huddle rooms and play steam games on a laptop that would fit on my work device.
DEFENSE IFFY UHHH
>>157948175>beat the SaintsIs this team for real guys???
>>157948223Ok vs the run but bad against the pass
>>157948219>naps during work>posting on /sp/ during workI'm jelly ngl
>>157948227Remote work is the best.
>>157948212This guy doesn't go to his neighborhood bar
>>157948186is it time to bring back Tua?
So how long before Mariotta gets taped and we forget about him?
>>157948186>chefs played a close game against an actively tanking team missing their only good playerJUST
>>157948202NTA but less time spent in traffic.
>>157948202He probably has to clock in/out to get paid
>>157948229only if you remote in from a yacht in the Mediterranean, Montana does not need any more rootless cosmopolitans escaping the urbanite hell they created
Your nfl passing leader.
>>157948240About 6 days
>>157948227>>naps during workMe on remote work day>>posting on /sp/ during workMe every other day
>>157948251Montana should be nuked (like all flyovers)
>>157948251The Mediterranean fucking sucks bro
>>157948246sleepy niggas don't know about the 6am 10-min commute
>>157948229>>157948257>Remote workSounds comfy
>>157948185>>157948100It's just FAGGOTmanders having their biggest win since January 1992.
>>157947928>Madison BeerI love her bros
Nice defense “elite mastermind Macdonald”. Would be a shame if someone… solved it
>>157948260he meant the aegean
Is it safe to say the Vikings' first Super Bowl will come in the near future?>The Vikings are 3-0 because O'Connell is legitimately a top-five coach in the NFL (maybe top three). It almost doesn't even matter who the quarterback is because KOC will scheme his way into victories.
>>157948275>2014 LoBitches>Solved by Rivers and Romo>2026 Kekside>Solved by Mariota
Meanwhile...
>>157948273Looks identical to every single other turbo bogged thot.
>>157948273Overrated as fuck
>>157948279My understanding is the aegean is dry and rocky and not really paradise, but the ionian is much nicer and lush.
>>157948282Unironically within 2 years, after this Kyler experiment fails.
>>157948000>let Lock walk to the Kangz and become an elite talent with big KOCstupid queen kekw
>>157948275It really was your superbowl.
>you now remember Bill’s TD called back for a pre-snap penalty We left points on the board. We spiritually hung 40 on the shithawks
>>157948282lol no, the vikings have never and will never win a game that matters
The legendary Bowers>Not only did he return from meniscus surgery in less than 20 days, but he immediately went out and caught 10 passes for 116 yards and a touchdown. Don't look now, but the Raiders are 3-0 with a showdown against the Chiefs coming in Week 4.
>>157948282>3-0>packers, bussybears, buccsYeah, and they'll be 4-0 after taking down the mighty dolphins, but still no one will believe they're good.
>>157948273Imagine being Justin and having a conversation with her about spread offenses
>>157948282Flores bros, our response?
>>157948294When someone types this out, you know they are the angriest it is possible for a human to be
>>157948282Depends if they can keep Flores around
>>157948296But they will win a game against (You)r team.
>>157948301I will never fully respect a guy with that hairline desu
>>157948311The vikings are 0-3 in their last 3 games against >my team, and have never beaten them in the playoff, in 4 tries.
>>157948309Layed 59 points on the Seahawks, the FAGGOTmanders are the GOTI mmmmmhmmmmm 'fraid so!
>>157948284>no QB1>no TE1>brand new offensive line combination (Center arrived in DC this week) Anyway… *wins* nice effort, Dorkside
>>157948251> urbanite helllol flyover cope
>>157948325hustle and bustle pilled post
>>157948318Oh you’ll see
>>157948320You got your starting QB back this week, right? How’d that go?
>>157948273If you told me this is Sarah Johnson or Maggie DeStefano I’d believe you.
>>157947920I hate to say it, but we all had our fun last year but the dynasty party is back on. The Chiefs have the best strength of victory of all the undefeated teams. They are going to at minimum the afccg again. Don’t know if they’ll go the longest without losing. They will presumably lose at least one division game, perhaps even this weekend. Doesn’t matter. They are going to end up with 13 or 14 wins in the end.
>>157948331>>157948323All this just to lose to the Clots next week.
>>157948018we need to call the ghost busters for this one 2spoopy
2-1 with a bad roster and nightmare level injuries
>reffie already had a flag out for the bullshit RTP penalty before Mahomes was even hitguess the script has the chiefs going to at least the championship game
>Seahawks lose a safety and immediately implode
>>157948348*4 safeties to lose by 2 on the road
>>157948352lose*
>>157948123disregard that I suck cocks
>Reffies went 15-1 last weekHop on the bandwagon before it's to late
can anyone kind fellas here help an oldie such as me, I wanna re watch some games that I missed yesterday. Where is a good place to rewatch dem games?
>>157948083He was never going to start. They're sitting him out for the first year the same way Reid did with Mahomes
>>157948339I watched the games and I wasn't impressed. They didn't dominate and are clearly still flawed.
I've been telling you guys for years Mariota is good>>157948312Incredibly woman brained
seriously, who can stop us?
>>157948363Actually I've been saying that for years.
>>157948366>a Bronco Bronco clever
>>157948366cute boys
>>157948346This is actually crazy. It was a "falling on top of the QB" rtp call, right? So you would in theory need to wait to see how he finishes the hit.
>>157948364I always liked him.
>>157948366*unzips*
>>157948366do they have an onlyfans?
MVP
>>157948374Meant for>>157948364
>>157948381>sadness in his faceHow I feel about the team this year
>>157948328I was just in Chicago, top tier city with amazing food and culture. My swamp yankee friend who has never left New England and who hates the government yet works for the state asked if I was scared due to the roving gangs. These people play fantasy football poorly
Got some bronco dweeb in his basement feeling like
>>157948363They didn’t dominate the Broncos? No other 3-0 team has beaten a 2-1 team, and they pumped them. I wish it wasn’t true, but they are clearly winning that division, and I have never seen Mahomes lose in the playoffs in a non-championship game.
>>157948397Did you stay on the Northside?
>Chiefies, Raidies, and Donkeys all got bailed out by refs yesterdayWhat is going on in the AFC west?
>>157948390Nah, two great wins with Lock and Sam played good for a day of practice. Fluery has to learn the same lesson as Kubiak about taking points and even with all that if Price doesn't fumble like he's the second coming of Chris Carson they win anyway.
>>157948273>discount prime megan foxa full bogging is in her immediate masculine facial features future
>>157948407Near millennium park at the Hyatt. Gorgeous.
>>157948404If the Broncos looked anything like their week 2/3 selves the Chiefs could claim a quality win.
>>157948296that was /oursuperbowel/ we will remember it for the rest of /ourlives/you will never know this feel
>>157948397>hates the government yet works for the stateLol I met a lot of people like this when I worked for the state
>>157948282JUST think of all the kino 4-0/5-0 starts Vikings had and where it lead them!
Script just came in. Steelers Cowboys Super Bowl.
>>157948433>not working for a nonprofit orgngmi
>>157948433He’s a paranoid fuck who thinks the government is out to get him as he owns guns, then will bitch about how incompetent the government is and how they never do anything right. It’s like a Jets fan thinking they’ll be good.
what is jim thinking here?
>>157948408Harbaugh is paying the refs to hurt the chargers so he can get fired. He wants to get paid to sit on the couch and fuck Justin Herbert's girlfriend.
>>157948433We just hate downtime because they can't force us to do work but also can't leave early.
>>157948438You knock on the door enough times, it’s bound to open.
>>157948447>"Patty Cuckitini"
>4th quarter starts
>>157948447see >>157948450
>>157948433>you criticize society yet you live in a society. curious :/
>>157948447>Does cocaine have a smell?
>>157948447
>>157948447>Why not just wear normal length pants?
Yeah I think I'm going to brew 18 grams of coffee this morning instead of the usual 15
>>157948461He would otherwise be jobless, except his dad is a landlord with apartments and laundromats. He’s waiting for his Dad to die so he can quit.
lol
>>157948447>Christ, son you're 43 would it kill you to wear some trousers
>>157948452yes yes yes just break the door down and burn the building, like your favorite BLM surprise parties. SOON!
>>157948461One could presumably get a different job, no?
>>157948450For conspiracy theory, #1 is they are tanking to get Jeremiah Smith
It's so frustrating knowing bo nix is trash but can't prove it because he keeps winning
The kangz bucs game might have been the worst watching experience of all games this season. Just a total puntslop penalty fest.
>>157948482>you criticize your team when you could presumably just become a Chiefs fan, no?
who thought letting women speak was a good idea?
>>157948486Enjoy it like you enjoyed Tebowmania
>>157948492I get turned on whenever I hear my grandpa speak
Has there ever been a team more disappointing than the 2026 Seahawks?
>>157948479The clock obviously expired. Rigged league.
Can we all agree that Cam Ward is a bust now?
>>157948486That's every successful Broncos QB other than Peyton Manning
>>157948496*my boss speakMy bad
>>157948490>I can't just leave my job. The DMV means everything to me!
>>157948501Hows about I bust in yo mouf
>>157948447>I could eat him>seems like a nervous fellow>I wonder how much chicken he eats? I probably should have asked before I hired him.>I wonder if John is having fun in Brazil>what do they call Brazilian Steakhouses in Brazil?>do they just call them steakhouses?>I should call John and ask.
>>157948497Every bears team post-1985
>>157948501Speaking of busts Jadarian Price is 100% a bust holy shit he is trash
>>157948497They aren't even the most disappointing team in their division.
>>157948447>this fucking guy
>>157948492>5am on a weekdayShouldn't you be getting ready for work son?
Is Brock Purdy the GOAT Mr. Irrelevant? I can't even thonk of any other Mr. Irrelevant whos been half as successful as Purdy or as good.
>>157948511Literally Rashaad Penny 2.0Schneider is such a chump, Howie clears
>>157948481Wut?
>everyone treating Tyler Loop like he's a hero nowI still hate this gay little nerd and want Tucker back
>>157948520Ryan Succop
>>157948524TTSSUUUUUUU
>>157948524This poster was summarily LOOP'ed
>>157948520>Mr. Irrelevant I thought that was Josh Allen's nickname
>>157948520>Mr. Irrelevant I thought that was Justin Herbert's nickname
>>157948520Yes and it isn't even close. He's still not on Kurt Warner's level and he went undrafted though. >>157948526Kickers are not real football players.
>>157948519I work 8am-5pm i don't have to get up for a couple hours just shitpost and play with my diddle
>>157948536>foot ball
>>157948531No he's Mr. Cuckchair
>forces fumbles>gets picks>stops the run>gets sacks>breaks up passesJust give him the DROY already
>>157948520As far as active QBs, I can only think of maybe like two or three that are better, and none of them were ever Mr. Irrelevant. So to answer your question, yes.
>>157948479That was such a shit series of plays. They were playing like a FG was a perfectly good outcome. The final one was a throwaway where the WR was wide open.>>157948486It's so weird how people have this mental hump where they can only judge a player based on their team winning or losing. There are like 30 other guys who are instrumental in deciding that. Just watch the guy on the field if you want to see how good he individually is.
>>157948539Proud of you son
>>157948540I'll shove my foot into your balls if you ever reply to my posts again you homo.
Will Gibbs last the whole season?
New York Nine
>>157948509kek
>>157948524feel good zero to hero moment
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>how it feels being a Chiefs fan on Mondays
>>157948501I don't watch Titans games so i wouldn't know. Not my problem
>>157948549Whatever dude I'll slap my balls on your feet like Mike McCarthy
>>157948551>>157948554We're so fucking back
NINE TO THE GIANTSNINE TO THE GIANTSTHIS IS NOT A DRILL
>>157948554I hope he does well in NY. It would be funny if the Giants make the playoffs and end up beating the Vikings.
>>157948554Now watch him go off
>>157948565CHAT IS THIS REAL!
>>157948554I thought John Harbaugh was too smart to buy Jim Harbaugh's bullshit.
People need to give Drake Maye a break. You're acting like Tom Brady never made a single mistake in his entire career.
NYC isn't ready
>>157948551>>157948554NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>157948551Imagine your trade value being "flexibility"
>from a 2024 1st to a 2027 5th
>JJ McCarthy to the Giants for only a 5th round pickZamn they got him cheap as fuck kek KOC really didn't want lil bro anymore
>Terms: Vikings receive 2027 5th-round pick and Giants receive QB JJ McCarthy.
>>157948554KOC is really banking his career on this man.
>>157948554Why does this keep happening
>vicucks
Tyreek Hill may be returning to the chiefs. There's rumors that they're in talks now. Expect him to be the chiefs wr1 by week 7 or 8.
>>157948554Lmao
>>157948572Gape Gaye is literally the worst QB in the NFL
>>157948554>Gets injured in 2 weeks from John's garbage strength and conditioning
List of potential QBs giants are considering trading for:Mac JonesJJ McCarthySpencer RattlerJustin FieldsJoe MiltonJimmy Garoppolo
Fuck our shit gm. 5th round pick is trash value. N9ne still has great upside I swear to god he's going to do well on the Giants. Bring back our somali gm and get rid of this hapa mutt Teasley fag. This makes zero sense for such little value. I'm actually seething. I don't want to watch wentz or murray even if we are winning.
So what do they do with Dart next season now that they have two young qbs?
>5th round pickLMAOOOOOOOOO
>>157948506>I can't work for the DMV, it would be against my principlesWould be faggier than just working for the DMV and just not liking high property taxes or whatever. The Jets fireman guy would not be better off rooting for the Chiefs.
>>157948502John Elway was elite as fuck
>>157948554Welp.
>>157948497The 2026 Rams
>>157948591NINE was only pretending to suck so he could get back to a Harbaugh where he belongs. Jim is also purposefully sabotaging the chargers so he can join his brother and NINE in New York. Together they will unleash their final form.
>>157947814>Perhaps they should face facts and trade MariGOATa to the Giants while they canGiants just picked up JJ McCarthy actually so Mariota is staying in Washington
>>157948601Nah you were
>>157948579>9 to 5
>>157948531Undefeated. 3-0. How's your team doing?
>>157948593a little late there anon
9 vs 5 in two weeks
>>157948554Rich Eisen, NY finally got your boy
>>157948595>N9ne still has great upside
>>157948601Mid Shanahanbabby.
>>157948618Jameis Winston is still the starter. 9 is there to be a backup.
>>157948610:D
>>157948535If herbert had a better supporting cast no one would be doubting him. Philip rivers had keenan allen and Antonio gates and he had mother fucking LaDanian Thomlinson. Thats one of the best TEs and one of the best RBs to ever play. Tell me who does Justin herbert have? No one. He never has. Keenan allen was an old man by the time herbert got there. Herbert has no help!
>>157948618what a way to make a living
I FUCKING HATE JOE SCHEON
I'm melting down AAAAAAAHHHHHHHI miss N9ne already AAAAAHHHHHHI am seething AAAAHHHHHHHHHI fucking hate our boring ass shit qb's at least N9ne has a meme aura that wentz and murray can't touch i'm actually seething fuck this gay ass Teasley fag from seattle, if we got a 3rd I'd be okay but a 5th round pick is garbage value for a qb who still has upside.
>>157948554>>157948551Based, n9ne will take the division by storm.
>>157948618This is the true 9 to 5 job.
NEW>>157948629>>157948629>>157948629>>157948629
>>157948593fucking kek go to bed unc
>>157948554How will he be able to meditate with all the loud sounds from the city?
>>157948600>principles are faggyYou're the quintessential government worker
Shough > Young > Baker > PenisWe're a truly fucking dogshit division. I see no way out of this shit. We'll be dogshit forever. 50 years from now, the NFC South will still be terrible. There is no hope, we just exist to be a free Wild Card victory for an NFC West 5th seed.
>>157948637You need to be slapped upside ya head
>>157948547For a qb winning is literally the only thing that matters. If youre an offensive linemen you can still look amazing play a perfect game and lose Joe thomas on the Browns had a mental breakdown late in his career because of that.
>>157948648It's funny and sovl though
>>157948612Undefeated since 1970
>Have the Giants by the balls and have all the leverage in negotiations>Only get a 5th.Lmao they wanted his ass gone
>>157948648Worst collection of owners in football besides the AFC South
>>157948595Now your ice hole fishing buddies have no 23 y/o nubile white buck to talk about
The Browns have a bettee record than the "super team" Myles Garret left them for.
>>157948606A shame, he could have balled out instead of being relegated to a Fun Fact season like last year with his awesome game they didn't quite win on a failed 2pt conversion.
>>157948625That's a mistake.
>>157948651That makes zero sense>Every other position you can evaluate based on how good the player is at the position. But for QB that goes all out the window and you only judge him by how many games the team winsSo many shitty qbs have been on good teams with good records and vice versa
>>157948029The main difference is Mendoza has a brain
>>157948486He'll have a Maye-esque regression at some point; probably shortly after the Broncos need to resign a lot of their talented players.
>>157947928Never had sex with a conventional 10/10. I always purposely dated 7s and 8s because once you hit those 9s and 10s you really start dealing with a lot of baggage and issues they have. Hell I never even tried with 9s and 10s because it was always an uphill battle. Aiming for the midcarder of the girl group was a reiable strat and I just stuck with it.
>>157948581I hope Darnold talks Lock out of going there. Rumor is the Vikings offered Darnold a ton of money to stay and compete with McCarthy. Darnold taking the deal in Seattle instead might've had something to do with Kubiak; they served together in the jungle wars of Santa Clara in '23. However I suspect it had more to do with the fact that the Viking are a grossly incompetent organization and Darnold wanted out of there. In my opinion if Lock wishes for a career resurgence he should seek redemption elsewhere.
>>157948827Doubtful and he lacks everything else. Raiders are in for a shock when he takes over the chains from Kirko.
>>157948941>Grossly incompetent>Highest total wins in NFCNTheres evidence Kwesi was probably pretty incompetent with his picks but besides that the overall culture at the Vikings has been a winning one so not sure what you mean here.
>>157948952>lacks everything elseSo you’ve never seen him play or watched the tape
>>157948973well since you're not sure what I mean I'm gonna give your mind a rest and end this conversation with this post
>>157947953This is the post. The hottest girls don't do much other than be a starfish and still try to maintain their looks even in the middle of fucking.
>>157947928I fucked a celebrity right as she was getting big. Now there's zero shot I'd even get in the same room as her. It was fucking weird when a limo pulled up to my place afterwards and she just left like it was a regular Uber.
My lions are ... GOODThis is the year
>>157947713Who was in tier one?
