HOLY SHIT KEK
>>157948629>MFW I FUCKING SAID THE VIKINGS DRAFTED THE NEXT MITCH TRUBISKY AND THEY DID WHAT YOU DO WHEN YOU REALIZE YOU ACQUIRED MITCH TRUBISKY: THEY TRADED HIM APOLOGIZE.
Who was in the wrong here?
My Chargies!
>>157948629>>157948629I hate Joe Scheon so much it's unreal
>>157948629what is this expression meant to convey
Kyle Murphy, Minneapolis Lakers quarterback
Friendly reminder that I was rightAPOLOGIZE
Chiefs won that game
N9NE BROS WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK
>>157948629The Chargers should trade Herbert to the Vikings
>>157948654kinda based to stand up to some giant football player that could literally pick you up and toss you into the stands
>>157948629JJ McCarthy is going to win a Super Bowl in New Yorkhes got the Eli Tism
>>157948663>my net worth value is that of a 5th round pick?
>the entire 2024 WR draft class
How it happens should happen JJ McCarthy if he takes New York to a Superbowl Giants wins?
>>157948666state of your life
>>157948654The Ballboy. The fuck is he doing?
>>157948656Your fanbase simped harder for Madison Beer than Choofs fans ever simped for Taylor Swift. I can't believe you losers managed to be even more pathetic than the "lifelong" chiefs fans. All the pain that you are going through is deserved.
is it, dare i say, SKOL TO THE BOWL SEASON?!?!?
can any kind fella here help an oldie such as me, I wanna re watch some games that I missed yesterday. Where is a good place to rewatch dem games?
Part of the reason you fags hate n9ne so much is because you are just a bunch of loser sadists that get high off of other people' failure and suffering and when I say that I still believe in n9ne you degenerate loser fags get angry because having faith when things are bad is alien to you loser fags. Most sports fans i'm sure LOVED to humiliate Darnold when he sucked for years. It takes time to get good at qb in the NFL reminder bo nix is a 30 year old boomer who spent 8 years in college meanwhile N9ne is still only like 22. I will NEVER stop believing in N9neGOD.
>>157948654>some new england nerd waterboy slapping at the gridiron football player's jersey like a woman while all the cool athletes are just celebratingnevereverstopbullyingnerds
>>157948629You may strike down your quarterback... but he shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
>Have all the leverage in negotiations >Only get a 5thBuy high and sell low baby
>>157948654It looks the guy just asked for the ball and gave him a casual tap then the ball boy started REEEing.
>>157948682He probably has actual autism not the meme kind. He basically has a full blown melty and starts screaming
Please finish your thread before starting another
>>157948666Remember that dude that posted this image and jerking off JJM for the entire 2025 off-season? Wonder how he's doing now.
The vikings are really going to just go forward worh Kyler and Wentz? Surely theyre drafting another QB?
>>157948685No. You have Kyler Murray and Carson Wentz as your QBs. We all know how this ends. Have fun with it but we all know.Are my Wions going to continue being an offensive machine. Maybe but we aren't Super Bowl tier. We're competing for the Little Brown Jug not the Super Bowl.
>>157948654autsits are always at faultand you just know that ballboy spectrum af
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foFQjFHBP1QI watched the play back and this is an extremely hard call to get right, its absurd how well that play was sold. The way the receiver grabs the jersey of the defender to cause contact and fall WITH the defender, the way the defender only appears to grab the ball because of the abusive contact, without replay that is 100% ALWAYS being called PI and apparently with replay but I see even myself on youtube I want to make that call.That isn't just flopping, its a true MVP level move that arguably should be rewarded. See, to me Football the NFL, it should always have this bit of dirty element to it. Not a LOT but it should have just a little edgy dirtiness, a little filth and controversy. It is what gives it its soul and doesn't stray too far into analytics and "I Must Do This Or That Happens" that keeps the game lower in violence and even Nanny State. The NFL is addictive precisely because it has filthiness. The refs did a Soul of the Game call here and I as a neutral fan, approve of it now that the dust has settled. True contenders will take a loss like this and move on. My Seahawks threw a pick 6 and lost by 2 and still won the Super Bowl last year. Shit happens. Honestly, I approve of the call and sorry but stop sports betting gosh darn it its not their fault.
>>157948649At least he is still in the league. Do you think JJ can become a journeyman?
I hear New York City just got themselves a prime 23 year old nubile white buck
>>157948654
N9neGOAT will lead the Giants to the super bowl this year and dance on the graves of his haters.
>>157948709All sthletes are autistic though>dedicating your life, body, and mind to a ball game
Garret is live and having a melty
>>157948706>>157948708JJ is leveling up as we speakJUST YOU WAIT!
>>157948629>McCarthy unironically has an alter ego>Dart is a Clone Wars-era Anakin Skywalker fanboy>Winston’s brain is literal mushWhat the fuck is it with Giants and their QBs?
We all agree Bronkeks spiritually lost that game right?
>check the roster>Isaiah Likely is #9Is JJ going to have to pick a new number?
what are they talking about?
>>157948663>you guys are getting starts?
>>157948718This is why Herbert sucks so hard now. Autist finally got a hot gf who loves him (not really) and he suddenly doesn't care about football anymore. Many such cases, but it usually happens in High School.
>>157948718thats where you are wrong, no sportsthey are dedicated to bussy. they do it all for the bussy. the bussy, yeah. so you can take that, cookie.
>>157948723You mean Justin Jefferson right? Because the Kangs are trading Nine.
>>157948728How 6 fived 9
>>157948629>the most retarded qb room in football just got more retardeder
>>157948629KWAB LMAOOOOOOOOO
>>157948727Obviously. Isaiah Likely isn't going to give up his number for some backup shitter. It's probably a good thing for JJ too will kill the Nine meme
>>157948691No vikcucks get what they fucking deserve. I didn't like the way the way they mistreated Darnold when he took you to the playoffs as a backup and then threw him under the bus after getting beat by the Rams. It was funny seeing you guys boast about nine as if he wasn't an obvious bust then watching Darnold win the Superbowl with his next teamThat being said, I do hope Nine finds success in NY but if he wasn't able to find it with KoC, I doubt he'll be good with Harbaugh
>>157948740They’re charming. Leave them alone.
>>157948734Yeah that's basically what I said
>>157948728>5Jameis wears 19, fix your slop prompt
So this is the Vikings admitting Kwsai or whatever the GM name was fucked up the QB pick by choosing JJM?
>>157948668>Chiefs won that gameTrue, just like they won those other games...
>>157948727practice squaders dont get factored into main team issues
>>157948629WHAT DA FUQ IS GOING ON HEREThis is great news, Giantsbros, right?
>>157948745>how about one for the road?
bros, I think it's finally OUR YEAR
Should I stay a Vikings fan or become a New York Giants fan? Major perk is the are an NFL blue blood and they play in the Premier Media division My friends are split so either way I'll have bros with me
>>157948755It's news. Jameis is probably better still.
>only beat winless teams>defense still ass and can't tackle>made rogers look 10 years younger>2 special teams blunders>o-line is still shit>burrow playing hero ball and fucking it up. He simply is not clutch and can't come from behind.>going to get injured by midseason if he keeps it up>zac taylor not fired after every other afcn coach is.>completely unable to get the team ready in time for the season.I don't know why I let myself get my hopes ups after week 1+2. Time for another missed playoffs, fuck we might even come in worse than the browns.
>>157948746No, I'm a fan of Jaboo and I will continue to post about him. Fuck you.
>>157948758>I'm GOOOOMBLING
>>157948769every time you step outside your house, you're gambling with your life
Does this mean the Vikes will elevate Brosmer?
>>157948758MVP odds before week 5 are literally meaningless. Remember when Baker was the front runner last season?
>>157948758qbs need to be in a separate category
>>157948774Every time you open your mouth you're gambling with tasting my dick
>>157948762You’ll be fine, it was an early regular season loss to a tough divisional opponent. You’re still a different team this seasonBut yes, Zac Taylor should have been fired and it might cost you, ultimately
>>157948774>bear attack +10000
Problem, Jetbros?
>>157948762>We get better by doing the same thing over and over againThe Mike Brown way.
>>157948713trubisky's been on a total of 5 teams, so 9 has a little work ahead of him. however, and i am more serious here, 1st round QBs tend to hang around in the league for a long time as rostered players due to money saving and the possibility that he could be the next sam darnold.
>>157948687NFL Youtube has all the games, if you need everything including commercials might need to pay NFL Network. For me the 14 minutes of highlights is sufficient.
>>157948775vpn off, maori
>>157948629The NFC East is an unserious division.
>>157948775We can only hope
Man I didn't realize how non existent the Vikings offense is
>>157948654The ballboy for being a sóy he realised that was Hunter’s first INT and wanted to get him the ball
>>157948687I'm not familiar with any free on demand nfl games site. sportsurge is what I have been using to watch live games for free. The nfl goes after these sites so it may change addresses or get shut down altogether. Just Google sportsurge and try to find a working link. it has all games for now.you can watch highlights on YouTube of games. they are decently long, posted about an hour after it's over and the final score is not spoiled. about 10-15 min. It's what I use when I can't watch games live. that's all I know of bud
>>157948762Bengals can only beat the Steelers when flaccos playing
>>157948784As long as he doesn't write back Kino Smith is much better
>>157948796Imagine watching the film on that the next day
>>157948803Wtf is this real?
Skatt's CTE is so bad he will probably think McCarthy is Dart.
Imagine if the Vikings had actually nailed their QB pick like the Broncos did. They’d be super bowl bound Now it’s just another season of wasting an elite Flores defense. Sad
>>157948819Did you mean to post this on reddit?
>>157948706as a delusional somalian said earlierthey're signing drew lock in the offseason
>>157948629So its now settled Michael Penix Jr is better than JJ McCarthy lol
>>157948789dang I don't wanna pay sigh
>>157948829JJUST YOU W9IT!!! W9TCH AND S99!!!
>>157948801Would they include this? What purpose other than humiliation?
>>157948820Flores is gone after this season. Probably to the Bucs
>>157948839I hope the Packers poach him
>>157948820>nailed their QB pick like the Broncos did.
>>157948745>be Vikings>have Fran Tarkington>he takes you to back to back Super Bowls>get rid of him because he doesn't play football the "right" way>don't go to another Super Bowl>Build a Super Team in the 90s>have no QB so you pick up Randall Cunningham in his twilight >Gary Anderson misses a kick and you melt down>draft Duante Culpepper>2003 and the Vikings fall apart>Culpepper becomes a Lion in 2008>Collude with Brett Favre to get him on the team>get Bounty Gate'd>Draft Christian Ponder>Draft Teddy Bridgewater>knee explodes>Build another great team going into 2018>Still no QB>get Case Keenum and Sam Bradford>Eagles heem you after the Minneapolis Miracle>Move on to get Kirk Cousins>13-4 in 2022>Get bootyblasted by Danny Dimes>Run it b-ACK Kirk Cousins just died fuck him he sucks!>Get Sam Darnold and Danny Dimes>Holy Fuck we're 14-3 >Almost won a playoff game>Anyway fuck that Darnold guy he was just a Bridge >We're drafting JJ MCCARTHY!>Sam Darnold wins the Super Bowl>Trade JJ McCarthy >Fuck it we roll with Kyler Murray and Carson Wentz
>>157948712based effortposter. I agree. It was well acted and lucky to flop just the right way
>>157948842They really need to change that disgusting team name
jj just need more time. just wait
>>157948851I hope he lights it up
>>157948820>Broncos having the best QB pick in the 2024 draft class
>>157948663>"wait so ducks don't grow up to be swans?"
Michael Penis, Junior
>>157948843if the Vikings had drafted Bo Nix in 2024 they'd have a Superbowl trophy by now
>>157948803nfl-sports dot livesmthng like that
>>157948851Fortunately for him if New Yorkers are known for one things it's being patient with developing qbs
>Blo Dix
>>157948727>I call myself... TEN
>>157948866Nobody thinks this
>>157948858Who could have guessed the only competent franchise would be the one to successfully scout and develop a QB
>>157948866>if the Vikings had drafted Bo Nix in 2024 they'd have a Superbowl trophy by now
>>157948846Max Brosmer is on the practice squad too if the injury prone QBs die.
>>157948866"If the Vikings..." is my favorite mid season game.Even when the Vikings are 3-0 they somehow lose.
Why do they call Rodgers "The Bad Man?"
>chiefs fans are really celebrating a dolphins win like it’s the Super Bowleven with the refball fins still had them on the ropes.
They’re saying that Sunday is going go down in history as 9/11 Part II because NINE is going to throw for eleven touchdown passes under the tutelage of John Harbaugh
>>157948878it's a reference to the hat man
>>157948846MY VIKIES MAKE YA SEETHE, DIDJYA?!?! FUCK YOU!
I've seen a million quarterbacks come in and out of the Giants from Daniel Jones, Tommy DeVito, Drew Brees, Russ and Dart. And they all have one common denominator. They're shit and JJ McCarthy will no exception
>>157948878Inside joke/meme, it was a typo one time. Somehow they hit b instead of g and d instead of y and it just stuck.
>>157948876Don't worry I am monitoring the situation. If Brosmer plays and then has some retard run it will be noted.
>>157948880It was a hot humid away game against a shit team that had no chance and never took the lead, we played beneath our level and still won by a dominant score. Not that I should respond seriously to anyone refball coping
Why do people draft qbs in the early rounds? The three best qbs of all time (Brady, Warner and Purdy) were drafted late or not at all.
>>1579488829 chads…
>>157948880Queefs are getting propped up again because of the shitty superbowl last year, they will make it and get BTFO again because they are a farce
>>157948889>drew brees
>>157948629HOLY SHIT 9/11
>>157948758Goff not being on here is very disrespectful. should have the 3rd best odds at worst
>>157948896if Hafley wasn’t a coke addict and just knew when to take three points it be a much closer game. I had no expectations but Dolphins performed much better than I anticipated.
What are the chances Giants steal this division?
>>157948758>plus 2000scott
>>157948922They beat the tits by 5. It's 0, anon.
whats the average size brain of one who always has hot takes? whats the average size brain of a maori-abo hybrid?keep in mind, both involves the mass inhalation of aerosol paint.
>>157948922Pretty bad unless the eagles shit themselves.
>>157948629NOT MY NIGGA NINE WTFFFFFF
>>157948843>>157948858NO NO NO NONIX IS A BUSTTHIS IS ALL THE REFS DOINGWE'RE A SUPERTEAM AND GOING UNDEFEATED YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME REEEEEEEEEEE
>>157948919It was really just because we thought of it as a gimme that we had to travel all the way to hot ass Miami for and Andy doesn’t gameplan to blow out shit teams to bolster his chances of keeping his job like Mike McDaniel or whoever. We just did enough to win and then got back to breezy autumnal KC
Crucial games from my chargies.If they only get out of here with 2 wins they will be 2-7 right out the trade deadline. If they are this bad I think they will actually sell. But if they are 3-6 or better they will delude themselves.If they sell it will do them well for their easier second half of the season schedule. I am most worried about stealing one against the broncos and the texans turning out to be ass (but I don't think theyve been that bad despite being 0-3)
you guys thought 9 was TOUGH STUFF! JUST you wait!!99 INCOMIN9!!!!
>>157948932So pretty good then
>>157948926This is funny because you're saying the Kiwi is half Aborigine and half Maori and are suggesting that he is suffering from profound mental retardation due to his addiction to sniffing aerosol paint. This is quite funny.
>>157948938how much do you get paid to be a chargers fan?
I trusted the 9lan.
>>157948934>NIX IS A BUSTYes
>>157948922Commanders are due.
>>157948915>delusional lifelong lions fan circa 2022 thinking his mediocre drive manager should be an mvp candidatelel tell another funny joke
Any hopes/predictions for on Mina's fit for week 3? I'm hoping for more dresses/skirts before it starts getting too cold.>>157948947I do it for free
>>157948954Cheaters never prosper
>>157948956kek good one
>>157948954Never realized how little zip his deep balls have. Just lofts them up there (to wide open receivers) and hopes for the best. An NFL QB is making those throws with minimal loft to avoid interceptions. Even my man Johnny 8ball had some zip on his passes
>>157948960hopefully a burqa so we don't have to see her chinky face
>>157948820All they had to do was hold onto Darnold
>>157948706clearly they'll go after Rodgers in the offseason after he fails in Pittsburgh and blames McCarthy... again :^)
>>157948970True
Oh hey, nice defense you’ve got there>drops 30 on youAnyway, got to go!
>>157948970If they could win 13 games in a rebuild year with darnold imagine how many they could win with a real qb
Joe Bussy just needs more help
Don't let the 9 new distract you from the 3-0 Raiders
can we get a RIP in Peace of allthe N9NE Vikings meme ittpost all your best NIN9S
>>157948981>3-0 Chiefs vs 3-0 Raiders for the division leadKino
>>157948981sorry bro, a bust qb moving to a mid team is going to rock the league to its core you had your fun
>>157948629The Vikings are going to be cursed by Nine now.
Saints will be Minnesota's first L
yakub's galaxy brain was too big when he found us darnold but then got too cute and his creation betrayed him#LessonLearned
>>157948629Sometimes the expanded details of trades aren’t known until a little after the initial tweet news. Are we sure it wasn’t a conditional pick that could be upgraded to a 3rd or a 4th? If not, then the Vikings essentially gave him away. Unless he was being a little cancerous shit in the building, it shouldn’t have been worth it. That or the Giants agreeing to take on most of his contract.
I thought Gayleb was given the okay? Was his injury really that bad, didn’t they call it essential a cramp?
>>157948998damned since they diddamned since they didnt
Even though he was terrible, I’m going to miss him
>>157948982You aren't a true fan if you don't follow him to new york
>>157948994>gints>midWithout Dart, this team's got a 5 win ceiling
>>157948996I hope he makes it in NY just for the memes
>>157948990Should have been SNF, but unfortunately Lions vs Panthers is more important
>>157948968Severe lack of a piss missile game
>>157948629nice!I get to see Carter snap Nine in half twice a season!
Fun Raiders fact! The last time a team other than the Chiefs or Broncos won the AFCW was 2009.That team was the Chargers
>>157949016Literally going to take them to the owl this year book it. Vikings are a cursed poverty franchise that will NEVER have a franchise qb
>>157949008Someone said on tv yesterday they finally declared it a level 2 hamstring and explained that's why he was in so much pain on the field. Sounds like damage control to me, Caleb probably isn't at 100% yet but he's probably close and just being a huge bitch about it.
>>157949030>Literally going to take them to the owl this yearThat's a lot of tickets to butler on a rookie contract but I guess he is 1st round. Still won't get people to like him.
>>157949034yes the staff is keeping out of games to prove a point fucking moron
>>157949011I am a day1 RIDE OR DIE Diehard Vikings Superfan! SKOL Mafia member circa 2013 and I'm NEVER late with mymonthly dues!
>>157949029>last won the division in 2002 en route to one of the most humiliating superb owl losses of all timeTom Brady buck broke this team so hard that he literally owns them.
>>157949045Kek
Caleb Williams faked the whole thing. He was embarrassed he was playing so shit against Flores and was mindbroken
Jags-Bengals will be such a banger this weekend. Maybe game of the week. Of course it’s a 1 o’clock game. You’re telling me the Lions-Panthers, literally the lesser Cat Bowl, is the premier game of the day?
9 is better than Kyler Murray.
week 3 QB performances
>>157949057it's at least entertaining with numba 9
>>157949057all american zoomers are the same 1 mutt
My nigga A-Chan just tore his ACL and he was chilling in the sideline during the game. I don’t care what you tell me, Gayleb is soft.
>>157949056The NFL is massively wasting the potential of primetime slots. No reason to have Falcons Packers on Thursday night or Detoilets vs Panturds on Sunday night. If they actually just put the best games in the primetime slots they’d be even more dominantly popular than they are
I think the Kangz are gearing up for a bigger qb move
>>157949060>blo is a YAC and o-line merchant fucking knew it
>vpn sperging alreadykek
FACTS after week 3:1) the browns and raiders are ELITE. 2) the bucs are the worst team in the league by far3) Nine will bring the giants to a wild card appearance
>>157948629>MISS ME Nine, Jameis and Dart is a QB room that needs a reality show
>>157949071They have to keep FOX and CBS happy too. If all the good games are on prime time they won't pay as much for the Sunday games.
my rapist :)
>>157949073The Chargers aren’t trading Herbert.
>>157948882kek
>>157949078who would have thought the strongest 3-0 team would be the raiders, and the most certain playoff team would be the browns. insane.
>>157949073They're about to sign Kevin Nash
Joe Cuck-oh
>>157949083honestly nine's personality is too big for boring as fuck minnesota. nine will probably thrive with the giants or some other big market team
>>157949078Tits and Phins are worse than the Busc tbqhwyf
>>157949078i really really like this scirpt
>>157949078i can genuinely see the browns going 11-6.
>>157949083Scattapoo is going to be a terrible influence for this fella
>>157949085Crazy how even if he gets the browns to the playoffs and gets mvp votes he’s still not going to earn his contract.
>>157948629lol
>>157949071Thursday night only has the veneer of prime time. It really isn’t. Every team has to play at least 1 tnf game to make the short week fair(ish). The 3 prime time games a week are the late afternoon featured game, snf, and mnf. I do agree that sometimes those 3 slots don’t end up with the best games, but it’s a combination of guessing who will be good/what matchups are going to be interesting a half year in advance, as well as trying to keep it from getting stale. For example, if they went to the Taylor Swift well all the time, even if those are the most watched games, then there would eventually be disinterest.
>>157949041That's not what I said at all you illiterate fuck
>>157948758Where is Gibbs???
>>157949073No, KOC will double- and triple-down on trying to make Kyler work, then throw a tantrum and bench him for Wentz around week 8
>>157949119The Raiders don't have a TNF game, or any prime time game at all
>>157949113if 9 is Joker what will Scatt be?? Clayknees??lets get AI on this immediately
>>157948842Nice South Florida fishing vacation for Kansas City
>>157949121you are such a dumbfuck you dont even know what you said dont ever @ me again
>>157948966Commanders are going undefeated the rest of the season. Screenshot if you dare only.
Why are timmys like this? QRD, patriots ballboy refused to hand over travis hunters first career int ball
>>157949078really good script this season. finally getting some underdog stories to pay off. good for the browns and raidersi also like the punished baker arc theyre starting. the injury followed by likely 3 more losses to start 0-6 will be amazing when they finish 10-7 and win the division
>baker Mayfield out 3 weeks
>>157949143autism
>>157949135Is Clayface retarded?
I need all lossless teams to lose already. A perfect season is the only thing my team has…
>>157949143looks like the ball boy has autism.
>>157949148My Vikies are a menace!
not shocked by Harbaugh watching a full Jameis game and then going 'no, I'm not gonna waste my fucking time with this bullshit', more than likely that clip of jameis running into skat sent him over the edge
>>157949152they are comicbook characters, so, yes
>mfw sean payton raped us by hyping up nine and blox dicks is actually the best qb out of that draft
>>157949148Hopefully the Bucs will have fired coach banana bread by then
>>157949085Ummm Sheuder bros....where will we go?
>>157948654Tee en bee
>>157949041I'd buy it tbqh. It's a disfunctional organization prone to delusional thinking.
>spammy flooding porn onto sp, seethingclassic
>>157949135>if 9 is Joker what will Scatt be?? Clayknees??>>lets get AI on this immediately
Oooooo I get to play with Dak and Jalen!
Seattle held Mariota to under 200 yards, stuffed their run game, threw for 400 and 4 TDs, gave up one third down in the first 58 minutes, and still lost
>>157949135
>>157949143Honestly, wtf is his problem? He has to get fired right?
>>157949148That’ll be $165 million + tip
>>157949128Oh, damn. Did they change the rules on tnf? I thought everyone was required 1. Well, if they keep winning they will be flexed to a night game later in the year. I also think that CBS will announce that their game against the Chiefs will be their featured game this weekend with Nantz and Watt. They haven’t assigned crews yet.
>>157949148Here's your new qb bucs fans
>>157948629>Brian Burns tore his ACL one week after Jaxson Dart got his knee turned into pulled pork>Lit a fifth round pick on fire for the literal worst quarterback on EarthWHAT THE FUCK DID I DO TO DESERVE ANY OF THIS
>>157949186If you're literally retarded you get free passes to be like that
>>157949060>dumb fuck chuds keep screaming how Cam Ward is terrible>he's actually right at league averageShocked I tell you! Shocked!
>>157949201I had one, then she got fired and I never talked to her again
>>157949210Did you not watch the game?
>>157949186With how evil Kraft is, he's probably gonna get promoted.
>>157948629I give him 3 games4 TDs, 7 picks, 1 torn ACL
>>157949210Average is bad.
chat how much did darnold ask for the vikings to give him
>>157949194>Sources confirm that @Anon actually said it. He went right in front of the courthouse with a megaphone and said it before taking off on foot. Video has surfaced online and people are wondering how an out of shape man can run that fast.
>>157949217Are you allowed to hit on women in Germany without filing the approved paperwork beforehand
>>157949226After yesterday? I'm sort of thinking...they can have him back lol jk jk jk....unless?
>>157949226$21 mil kek
>>157949236Anon, permissions are for ugly people.
Honestly hard to care about the rest of the season after last night’s call. I can’t invest myself in four hours of football knowing the refs are going to decide the winner with one call. Thinking about checking out until the playoffs.
>>157949217I’m diagnosed autistic and I think she has a boyfriend. It never began
>>157949073KOCs system only works with yt QBs so not sure who he would make a move for.
>>157949238Getring reported also is for ugly people. Just have a nice 'cep and a broad smile and you arent annoying or crossing boundaries but extraverted and charming
>>157949143>Spectrum NewsAnon, it's clearly an Autism related story.
>>157949258KOCs system doesn’t work for anyone
>gives up on football after getting paid>too stupid to run his team's offense>rabid fanbase that will blame everybody and everything other than their precious babyJustin Herbert is spiritually a >black qb
>>157949237First game back from sore ass. He’ll get better.
>>157949269>KOCs system doesn't work>Looks inside>Two 14-3 seasons one with Darnold and One with Kirko
so what epic new memes will N9NE produce as a NYC FOOTBALL 9IANT?? i want to get on the ground floor here
>>157949270HE NEEDS MORE TIME!
>>157949276He is changing his number to 11
So....are the rams dead?
Soon
>Sainristil sent to a big farm upstate>5 going to London>Terry is back>O-line getting figured out>Styles DROY campaign >Amik playing like an All-proMy Commies boutta go on a run
>>157949275Playoffs? Even the Lions, Bears and Packers have won playoff games during his tenure.
>>157949281XD omg hahahaha
>>157949281>JJ "9/11" McCarthy>playing in New YorkYou can't make this shit up
>>157949276He’s going to walk into the building for the first time with a giant bucket of crab legs and bring it directly to Jameis’s locker.
uh oh, spammy is getting ratioed again
>>157949270you forgot>marries a fotm bogged instawhore for her fake tits
>>157949297Wdym?
>>157949281IMAGINE!!! ABSOLUTE CINEMATIC BALL KNOWING!!!
>>157948922The most spiritually backwards division in recent memory
>>157949296absolutely devilish
>>157949088Yes they are :)
Reminder: Stats are for losers
>>157948996Gints just hoping they can throw a blonde kid in at QB, flip his number upside down and nobody's gonna notice?
>>157949237the 4 touchdowns and no fumbles more than make up for the two interceptions even if one of them was returned for a touchdown. Darnold was better than 90% of quarterbacks who played yesterday
>>157949283They will make the playoffs but they're not winning the Owl
>>157949296
>>157949340kek he’s so insane
>>157949330The Browns on top of Shit Mountain? Pottery.
2024 first round pick into a 2027 fifth LMAO
>>157949245I do this with the NHL simply because there are too many games but point taken. It's certainly a lot nicer to detach yourself and become a much more neutral observer
>>157949294Ebin :DDD
>>157949245my reffies rape ya superteam ya plastic mongrel? oh yeah, we own ya.
>>157949330Still bullshit with how much help the reds gave the Browns just to fuck over the Panthers of all teams
If my Bills are losing in the AFCCG again, I'd rather be eliminated by the Jags than the Chiefs. I think, theoretically, the Jags could beat the Chiefs in the playoffs.
Can someone please direct me to whatever Giants fan said "Please God let us beat the Cowboys and you never have to do anything good for us again" so I can kill him for tempting fate?
>>157949269>>157949275This and 3-0
>>157948717This play was kino tbhf
you all have shit jobs and no one wants to hear about it. your life and your team are eternally insignificant. GO PATS, GO!
vikings could have any one of bo nix, brock bowers, dallas turner, amarius mims, jared verse, byron murphy, quinyon mitchell and be a super bowl contender
Someone needs to tell Mike Vrabel he’s supposed to throw to his own team and not the other team. Mike Vrabel’s performance has been anemic this season.
>>157949283no, the broncos are just better at football and the niners are just better at flying.
>>157949372Two superbowls in the 21 century. You're acting like a Minnesota Somalians fan.
>>157948712It's fine and all but just magically changing the rules with 2 minutes left so it can't be challenged is absurd. Sports should never function differently based on how much time is left on the clock (ignoring overtimes). "Oh but we review all plays automatically so it's like they're ALL challenged....until we decide not to"
>>157949379The divorce one was the guys fault to be fair. He was one of those dudes who couldn't handle the fact that his wife made more money than him.
New York City 9IANTS
>>157949387Drake is really taking the infidelity of his head coach hard.
NEIN/11 will throw 9 tds and 11 ints with the gnats
jj is suddenly going to turn good isn't he
>>157949390Which team has been better the last 10 years, the Vikings or the Giants?
>>157949401if KOC couldn't fix him no one can
Kevin Patullo is about to hang 50 on the Bears “defense” tonight. It will be a massacre. Apologize in advance.
>>157949403The Giants beat the Vikings in the playoffs within the last ten years.
Kiwi protecting chiefies from harm and defending us against our many enemies
>>157949403Giants beat the Vikings in the playoffs in the last 10 years
>>157949390200billi in fraud sent directly to their home of Somalia, Minnesota cannot complain either
>>157949415Fuck you. I said it first.
>>157949403The Vikings. Not by much, but they did reach at least one conference championship game. The Giants have just been so bad since 2011.
>>157949412>>157949415And they blew that team up because Joe Shame's ego couldn't take the fact he won with Dave Gettleman's team instead of "his".
>>157949183I hope the nation gets to see prime Sam Darnold in the playoffs at least one more time
>>157949421Said what?
>>157948712Btw go chiefs
When is Tony Romo coming back
>>157949387Sincerely time to bench him. He needs an RPO OC but New England isn't going to get him one. Until he gets one it's abjectly better for him to sit.
>>157949408You are overrating KOC. He’s not the guru he’s made out to be. There’s no finesse to how he calls games.
>>157949437still taking time off to see his sick grandparents
>>157949411gonna be hard when all my bears are gonna do is run the wildcat formation, feed swift and monangai the ball and run that clock down to 0, culminating in a 19-13 win on monday night football.
Is JJ
>>157949437Probably not this season if at all. He’s been permanently demoted if he does. He’ll get paired with another play-by-play guy if and when he returns, so he’ll be calling Titans games at noon.
>>157949437Never. They don't allow alcoholics to call games any more. They only let cokeheads on the air.
>>157949411Guess which one is Kevin Patullo and which one is Sean Mannion
>>157949453yes
>>157949456And bad guys that say naughty words multiple times a game.
>>157949437If CBS wanted him to call games he would be calling games
>>157949460Trick question. Neither of them are. They are both Jalen Hurts.
>>157949414Do queefies not shake their ass at shit Dolphins fans? Or is that too low even for you?
>>157949381Have fun not making the playoffs this year :)
>Eagles fans caping for their Special Needs QB again
>>157949474Keeeeeeeekkkk Chiefies do shake their ass at shit ass Dolphins nobodies just like this kek
>>157949073Two 1sts to my Toxins for CJ "El Ogre de Norte Americana" Stroud, >we then get 1OA pick, trade down for future firsts and grab Jerimiah Smith, then figure out the QB thing next year
I'm going to Publix, what do you guys want?
>>157949408i dont know fren... i've got a bad feeling about this. jj got pretty fucking swole
>>157949411beargles broship runs strong and deepwe owe you won for last years W
If Watson leads the Brownies to as 12-5 record, AFCN championship, with 38TD/8int 4100 yards passing would the NFL allow him to be the comeback player of the year?
>>157949492Chocolate Pocky’s so I can play a kissu game with anon ;)
>sois lose>lambs lose>chorgers lose>bills win>jaggies win>gators win>lions win>broncos win
>>157949453use your real flag, coward
>>157949500Mahomes had that award locked up before he took one snap
>>157948682he's suppose to keep the ball, and it goes to charity. he can get fired for giving it away. during a2015 panthers game a guy got fired for giving the ball back to a player.
>>157949500no that' mahomes, he handed the ball to walker many many times
>>157949520Completely made up retard, players keep balls for milestone moments every week. It’s routineWhy try larping as somebody who knows what he’s talking about in a general full of people who actually follow the sport
>>157949500No but he won't so it's a moot point. He'll either get hurt and play like shit or just start playing like shit.
>>157949520I was gonna say this but I wasn't sure.
>>157949532not after the ball boy secures it. if the ball boy has it in his possession he's not suppose to give it away.
>>157949500they need to give him a big contract extension before it's too late
>>157949139Because of the game in Florida, Travis wasn't able to be there for his newlywed wife yesterday at the VMA in downtown Los Angeles, on CBS hosted by Snoop Dogg, Taylor Swift won Video of the Year for "The Fate of Ophelia," the lead single from her twelfth studio album, The Life of a Showgirl. and received the inaugural Artist Director Honors for directing the music video for "Opalite," another of her songs from her album, The Life of a Showgirl
need my bussy stretched so bad..
>>157949557You’re wrong. Why do you think that would even be a thing? You can take the ball unless *checks notes* the ball boy touches it first? Unless the ball boy is inbounds with both feet? What the fuck are you even talking about?You can take the ball for milestone moments any time, any game. You are wrong and larping and also samefagging yourself support at this point, just shut the fuck up
>>157949567I only go raw, just so you know.
>>157949566>something something epstein awards
>>157949570What if two players share a milestone?
>>157949570>Why do you think that would even be a thing?steve smith talked about it on his show
>>157949582Happened recentlyhttps://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/1wg1xzc/highlight_trevor_lawrence_says_he_let_rookie_wr/
>>157949582one keeps it at their house but its like both of theirs
>>157949582What like it's the first TD a corner gives up?I'm with the other anon, if a player wants the ball, give it to him. It happens all the time. It's not on the ball boy to decide who deserves it more
>>157948629NO WAYNOT LIKE THIS
>>157949557>After review, it was determined that the ball boy had possession of the ball. By rule, the ball is now only eligible to be used as a prop in commercials for kids with cancer. Number 41 will be fined $150,000 and the autistic ball boy will receive a free Burger King coupon from Goodell.
Where did all the Bears fans go? They were everywhere all last week.
>outcoaches you without his QB1 and with 0 pass catching TE’s
>>157949611we are 9 posting, calm down
>>157949567I plan on it, Caleb
>>157949596Kek
>>157948629Wait I just woke up, wtf just happened?
>After three games, the Commanders are first in run defense DVOA and 29th in pass defense DVOA.DVOA is good when it confirms my priors
>>157949612How bout instead of OrthoVirginia it’s GynoVagina
>>157949626The ACK-son Shart error is over
>>157949638>ceiling: lose superbowl>floor: win superbowl
Roger Maris: The legendary New York Yankees right fielder wore the number 9 jersey when he famously broke Babe Ruth’s single-season home run record by hitting 61 home runs in 1961.
>>157949638>Ceiling lose the Super Bowl>Floor win the Super Bowl
>>157949638I wanted to be a contrarian Nine believer and respecter like I used to be for Zach Wilson, until I actually watched him play and realized he’s pure liquid shit and no way around itNo idea how someone so untalented gets scouted and drafted as a franchise QB
>>157948682He was thinking about how much he could sell that ball on ebay.
>>157949638Uh oh
>>157949658:(
>>157949658Don’t worry Saints girl. My penis will make you feel a lot better!
>>157949658Come on Saintsbro, I live in New Orleans, don't need to come on here and seeing you act like you're not happy
>>157949651Wtf is this real?
>>157948654>give me the ball back!!>y-you just have to!
This was a brutal week for my pick ‘em. Why can’t you shit teams just win the games you’re supposed to?Like wtf Seahawks? Are we deadass?
What is the packturd webm spammer going to do with all of his N9NE clips now?
>>157949688Queer Mind is eternal in Vikings lore
>>157949685Analytics says week 3 always has the most upsets of any week.
Horrible set of days for chicanos especially the webm schizoAll their culturally relevant teams lost horribly and all their enemy Anglo/white teams won (and the hated Phillies made the playoffs, mets raped and gaped the entire season)We may even end up seeing nine induced melties like we get from josh, Bo and tlaw
>>157949698Interesting, I didn’t know that. I wonder why
>spamming 3rd stringers not even on the team anymorekwab. $55M/yr btw
>>157949192>black coach>black QB>jew nepo owners
>broncos have official umamusume foidsBased
Who will be retarded enough to draft Arch?
>anyone who mocks our court jesters MUST be an enemy jester
>>157949685I feel good about ruining the lives of degenerate gamblers.
Will Jim Harbaugh ask for a trade to the Giants now
>>157949703They were talking about it yesterday, partly because a lot of the 2 win teams that look unstoppable end up being very stoppable as the season moves on.
>I am not WhiteYeah. We know.
following the law of leadhead cuckoldry nine will win a QB immediately after leaving his rustbelt flyover shithole just like stafford and dahnold
>>157948922theyre not winning a single divisional game
>>157949688Can you post it as webmspammer without the space so it doesn't slip past my filter
>they're gonna seethe all weekkwab
I cannot believe the Giants get to win another superbowl alreadyim shaking right now
>>157949726brutal pic lmao
>>157949712>3-0 vikings blitzing every down>1-2 packers >soon to be 1-2 bears>spiritually 1-2 lions>toughest division in football btw
>>157949706Imagine Baker gets taken down by a other underdog story. Baker goes to Seahawks.
>>157949735web em spam erBetter?
has the web schizo even shown his face this week? kek
>>157949694that wasnt JJs fault
>>157949710Wouldn't the team you get Peyton's advice as a bonus?
MY 3-0 KANGZ got’em seethin again. kek
what's with this place and shilling for shit qbs?
>>157949726Do you really think JJ McCarthy will win a qb? A whole qb?
Which QB looks like Walter Payton?
Reminder the eagles have nearly more playoff success in the last 25 years than the entire jesterguild put together
>>157949756based chiefschad
>>157949745He's overpaid.
>9 >jameis>tommy cutlets LMAOOOOOO
>>157949750Who?
>>157949759Combination of being ironic assholes, contrary answer and the fact there are only like 3 or 4 good qbs anymore.
>>157949759white qbs score you chud pointswhite qbs on white fanbases score you 10x chud pointsthis is why you see so much seethe about the bills, patriots, lions, etc.
>Sean McVay boycotting the press conference after the game because it’s better to take a cheaper fine for that than saying something about the refsIf the Chiefs won like that, this general would be in nuclear meltdown all week btwYet nobody’s talking about it at all. Curious
>>157949651i really like this webm
>>157948938wtf happened in the off-season to make this schedule look like a wood chipper?
>>157949658Feel like the saints are close to contention
>>157949781Because no one gives a shit about the rasms here. Next topic
>>157949776the mexican who seethes about white fanbases, especially the chiefshe's afraid to name his shameful team
>>157949781Who has the softer overrated coach, Drake or Matt?
>>157949781Rams have no fans.
What did N9NE mean by this?
>>157949456You say this as if it isn’t an open secret Joe and Troy don’t drink margaritas during MNF
>>157949781Everyone already knows McTheyThem is a whiney balding manlet weirdo.No one would expect that from Andy.
>>157949781no sympathy for the Rams who have repeatedly been on the benefiting side of egregious refball sorry
>>157949801rams have lots of fans, it's just that they're all zoomer plastic mexicans who main pacoswing >b-but mexicans actually follow the niners and raiders o algoonly the old boomer ones
>>157949795>mexicanIs that your new assumption now? Thought he was a broncos fan, no wait, it was the raiders, etc
>>157949812If they had fans they'd be talking about the call.
OUT UNDEFEATED VIKIES MAKE A COPE, DIDJYA?!?!
>>157949810>repeatedlyName three times
>>157949781I haven't received my check from Kroenke Soprts and Entertainment yet and I won't pretend to care until I do
>>157949804lmao no way
>>157949824Saints “bang bang play” counts as 4
>spammies spamming spam each other
>>157949838The negated interception last night was way worse than that
>>157949804Bruh
>>157949824The NFCCG blown PI call is th most egregious in NFL history.
>>157949685>This was a brutal week for my pick ‘em. I went 13-2. My only misses were the Texans and Bengals
>>157949847Wouldn’t know or care. Didn’t watch.
>>157948629NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>157949781The Rams deserve it. The Chiefs deserve it. If it happened to either of them they'd get absolutely no sympathy because they deserve it.
>>157949804I swear JJ is going to grow up to become a Michigan Headcoach at this rate. He is a cringe motherfucker.
>>157949861Why would you pick the Commies to beat the Hawks with a backup QB and no o line
Raiders taking chiefs' ass to go 4-0 and then I'm taking Taylor's ass
>>157949868>t. Gnats fan
>>157949804He took his jerb
>>157949875I thought they would win
minnesota vikings are just a somali fruad money laundering scheme at this point. how tf they all have lightbulbed big brain heads but are so /weakmind/brutal
>>157949820their fans are plastics, they've all fled back to pacoswing>>157949817>hewe know what you are senorand the rest of the genny isn't as adapt in /int/identification as i ami knew the second he started seething about random white teams, the east coast, and most importantly, NEVER EVER EVER saying "THANK YOU GLORIOUS ***PHILADELPHIA*** EAGLES FOR DESTROYING THE CHIEFS (WHO I HATE MORE THAN ANYONE) ATTEMPT AT A DYNASTY"Philly is Anathema to them, but us white people love them for killing the chiefs dreams
>>157949898Did you have losing records in the two weeks before this by chance
Holy fuckin schizo. >>157949914
>>157949919No I think I was 9-7 both weeks but I’ll check when I get home
I want my QB who only lost 2 college games BACK right fucking NOW.
your most hated enemy became the hero of american sports and you can't stand it, KEK
>>157949919Bob? Is that you?
>>157948678Want to try that one again?
>>157949942only big brains can decipher it
>>157948843Problem?
>>157949933Why did you chooose Dejean for this image instead of your black quarterback I wonder
can this Harbaugh raise not one by two immature white qbs to a Superb Owl
>>157949812>rams have lots of fansDefine "lots". They won an owl about 5 years ago and STILL get outnumbered in their own house routinely.
>>157948784The second half of that last sentence is absolutely fucking wild.
Yeah, N9ne is winning at least 2-3 bowls now because that's how it works with the kangz.
>>157949847>a shaky PI call in week 2 is as bad as the most blatantly missed PI call in NFL history in an NFCCG, which if called differently would have almost certainly sent the Saints to the Superbowl >a missed call so bad it made the NFL change the rules and allow challenging PI
>>157949926>>157949971Stop replying to Chikaner. He’ll get bored eventually
>>157949975No but he'll get a lot closer than his fraud brother.
>>157949975That looks like a really good ‘za you got there
>>1579499784chan is full of chicanos/mexicans/latinxs under 40, that crowd is heavily rams-biased because of muh LA being the HQ of immigrant mexicansits their source of sport izzat (though cucked by hated kushner now, kek!). to take down LA is to take down 30M chicanos
>>157949999Don’t tell me how to spend my Monday afternoon off.
1. Jaguars2. Bills3. Chiefs4. Ravens5. Broncos6. Patriots7. Colts1. Niners2. Eagles3. Bears4. Saints5. Rams6. Seahawks7. Lions
>>157949963>convenient leave Maye made it to the Superbowlturn off your VPN, pussy
>>157949963Bo Nix and Drake Maye going band for band on who can be worse each week
>>157950021>bearsGayleb died last week bruh
>>1579499013-0
>>157950000check I like the other brother better as a qb coach
>>157950001chicago tavern style is the only was to eat pizza
Lots of broken English itt
>>157949901Yeah, imagine losing to that team this season. kek
>>157950021My Skins winning the divvy
>>157950064Shut, asshole.
>>157950021> 1. Jaguars>2. Bills>3. Chiefs>4. Ravens>5. Broncos>6. Patriots>7. ColtsMy Raidies would bootyblast every single one of these teams
Make the new thread. I don't like seeing red.
>>157950011wasted numbers >30M chicanosmoar like 75 million
>>157950083Only gays and black people rhyme, which are you
Are you all having a melty?
>>157949804I love this dork and hope he succeeds or fails spectacularly.
Shakes my cheese covered Packer ghost white ass back and forth in all your faces as I silent fart the beans and eggs
>>157950097Ayo shiggy do wop.
>>157950100You tell me
>canonical chicano teams all raped and gaped >pacoswing going into a lockout>nowhere to run>nowhere to hide
FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
>week 3 /oursuperbowl/ champsholy kek
>>157950152so mad
Playoffs is beginning in MLB>>157939716
>>157950161Kill yourself
gottem
>>157950161Not until tomorrow and>peacock
>>157950176>>157950176NEW
>>157950172That just means they are due
>>157950136Thank you Judge.
>>157950021bungles are making the playoffs with their piss easy schedule
>>157949207I wish they still had Tommy Cutlets ;_;
