The Inevitability of Pain Edition
>dogshit team>uppity delusional fans who love to shit up the gennyare dem sois spiritually an NFCN team?
>>157952476philly looked sus last week so don't be shocked when bagent fucks you with no lube
Maybe Drake needs go eat healthier
>9 on the GiantsThe media's gonna rape him
>>157952476gayleb in the 'P
>greatest offense of all time>3 points against fellow jesters
>entire Panthers team is dead except for McMillanIt was nice for a week
I like how people are finally realizing Herbert is shit and Purdy is him.
Please anon. Post Maye webms. Shit has been so funny this year.
The 9ine redemption arc starts NOW.
Our season may be over due to injuries, but at least we know Bryce is legit now and the franchise qb
>>157952512I'm still not 100% on BryceAt least he doesn't look lost anymore
What emotion does this convey?
>>157952493Imagine being a grown man and spend your irreplaceable time on this earth propmting this into AI or storaging it on your computer.
>>157952523I agree. Except in the case to make fun of this faggot the media is trying to push.
>>157952519His oline is shambles and he leads the nfl in passing. Yesterday was his bad game, his previous bad games would have him throwing 150 yards and 2 early picks.
>9 only played 10 games!!! >He went 6-4!! didn't finish two of those games and Brosmer had to lead a game winning drive for one of them>Ok but...are you really going to give up on a 23 year old? he put up Jamarcus Russell numbers with Justin Jefferson>The vikings didn't help him!! inherited a 14 win team with justin jefferson and a top 5 defense>KOC didn't adapt the offense to his strengths!he did once he was healthy for more than 2 games in a row, and 9 averaged 140 yards over 5 games against the 5 worst defenses in the NFL>He's a winner!!He's a cheater.Being a vikings fans ever since 9 was drafted has been one of the most annoying things ever holy shit. I hate this old midwest ass faggot fanbase
I love the nine lore. Dudes literally a retarded child.>coach says dont celebrate early>nine says that made him want to celebrate early even more>coach says focus on delivering the ball to the open man in this play>nine starts going off about well I played against this corner so what if I bait him into a broken coverage cause he likes to jump routes>coach tells him to please listen
>>157952523kek paco seething
I'd fuck jalen's mom but I prefer jayden's mom
what's jim thinking here?
It's kinda weird how the NFL had Mahomes, Allen, Lamar, and Burrow all come into the league in a short window and all become pretty great early on and keep that level of play up for years, but since then there really hasnt been a guy to come into the league and really be a slam dunk like that. We've had one year teases from guys like Stroud, Maye, and and Daniels, and then we've had guys who have had pretty successful careers like Hurts, Purdy, Lawrence, and Herbert, but there just hasn't been a true no doubt hall of fame talent from the QB position for like 6 years now.
Would you?
>"Herbert trying to throw down the middle of the field," Brady said. "But there's a safety in the middle of the field… Poor awareness. Poor decision. Throws him a meatball sub."
>>157952567this is somehow not his fault tho
What new form will Nine unlock on the giants?
me and my doggo are ready to beat the bears
>>157952554
>>1579525729 wins
>>157952546>hides hand under towel >doesn't tell anyone he broke it, can't grip the ball and fumbles>takes himself out>lowers the shoulder against packers 4th stringers>"we're like two high school students in the same class"what else am I missing
>>157952564built for doggy style
>>157952554It's unreal how much of a faggot Mike McDaniels is
>>157952572He'll be able to harness Eli's tard magic if he can get to the playoffs.
>knee surgery two weeks ago>Just went for 10 catches, 116 yards, and a TDHow do you stop him?
Not a single person here gets to make fun of Justin Herbert. I'm not a Herbert fan or even a Chargers fan (do they even have fans?). I'm just speaking an objective truth. The man gets to play like garbage and then go home and fuck Madison Beer, one of the most gorgeous and sexy women on the planet.That fact alone makes him above criticism. He's like that kid at your high school who was fat/short/ugly/acme riddled/etc. but still somehow bagged the hottest chick in the county. You don't get to mock him. Not even a little bit.
i forgot bengals were allowed to draft good tackles again
>>157952602bogged, despoiled, and walled
>>157952602Calm down, Justin.
>>1579525729 times 9... 81
>>157952602You sound like a fag
>>157952498The crazy thing is the Panthers can still win the division because the Saints are chokers and the Falcons QB is made of paper
>>157952556That's because to be a hof you need a large body of work at the highest level and they haven't been in the league long enough. Peyton didn't start off being a hof qb for example. Give them time, in a few years Stroud proved he's a fraud and now Bryce Young is proving he may be the one.
Why would you trade for JJ and still keep Winston as your starter?
>>157952488how much do you think they paid her to shill that crap?
bussies out for the boys
>>157952606Who the fuck is Vederian Lowe? Is that an AI generated name?
>>157952523we could all be like you and save heavily AI filtered asians wearing clothing when porn is free and available for streaming
>>15795263249ers backup
>>157952602You losers need to understand that its not how a woman looks, its how she looks at you that matters. And that whore just sees a checkbook
>>157952608>UUHHHHHHHHH HER ELBOWS TOO POINTY AND HER CANTHAL TILT ISN'T TILT-Y ENOUGHShut the fuck up, incel. She's sexy as fuck, way sexier than whoever the fuck you're dating, IF you're even dating anyone. You don't get to criticize her either.>>157952610>>157952617Cry. Cope. Etc.
>>157952629JJ has to learn the playbook.
Soon...
>>157952602Shes as plastic as barbie is there one part of that face that isnt surgically altered?
>>157952624it's literally week 3, anyone can win any division at this point
>>157952624If the Panthers can somehow weather this early injury bug they probably do have a good chance at winningThey have an early bye too so maybe itll helpI'm still not sure what to think cause they struggled against the fucking Browns
>>157952522>herbert goes 0-3 against shit teams>still a top 10 QB, he just can't win with these cats!!!>purdy goes 3-0 and all of his receivers are dead>is he a top 15 qb?
>>157952649Why does he look like a zombie in every picture?
The more I read about Sonny, the more I think he's going to be an all time great LB
>>157952655I dunno man Miami looks dreadful
>>157952602There isn’t a woman on the planet hot enough for me to risk having jew babies. Imagine if your flesh and blood were literal Antichrist.
>chorgers lose>lambs lose>dem sois lose>bills win>jags win>lions win>phillies in the playoffs
Do you guys think 9 and Skat will be best friends? 9 does seem as retarded as Jaxson is
>>157952602You do know that practically any NFL player can fuck multiple women that hot, if not hotter, whenever they want, right?
>>157952664inb4 this post inevitably gets deleted
Rasm should probably be 0-3Dragson Darts stays healthy, him and the dawg Skuddieboo would have blasted through Rasm cheeks with intensity and force That's just me tho, I said that
>>157952677Skat will hate that retard
>>157952684Yeah this.
>>157952667tbf it was obvious leading up to the draft
>>157952677They're the opposite kinds of retards, JJ is a cringe retard, Dart and Skattebo are based retards.
>>157952656What matters is Bryce single handedly kept them in the game with his oline being dogshit and all the injuries. Bad qbs would've crumbled under all the pressure and constant hits.
>>157952476KWAB of WK3?
>>157952703gotta be the rasmhonorary mention is green bay
>>157952703Dem sois or rams
>>157952703Bungles are an underrated KWAB this week.
>>157952703Patriots
>>157952511doubles confirmation
>>157952703Baker
>>1579525119milli with a 9milli, the bank? holding his 9 milli
>>157952688True, but it's just great to see that he seems to be growing into it. He wore the green dot last game and was all over the place. Had a PBU, stopped the run, and got a pick
>>157952602holy fuck she really took the bogg pill
9szn
>>157952703chargers the whole team, org, and fanbase
>>157952703
I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh lord
>>157952703>>157952764This is the only right answer.
Me and the kiwi are the only niggas who knew the chargies would be ass
>>157952764how mad were you when the bills won?
How did New England manage to draft Mac Jones twice
>>157952606yeah well they sucked fucking ass against the steelers
>>157952703I nominate my Texansies. We're a stealth win-now roster whose "window" is slammed shut. Only redeeming quality is that we didn't overpay Stroud so thankfully we aren't turbo-fucked but we aren't far from it
9 shit posting could potentially bring back old /sp/ tebow time'n
>>157952781>we didn't overpay Stroudthey will
>i-if i post about the pats maybe they'll forget how raped and gaped we got
Only real Mina fans can recognize these as her favorite shoes
>>157952774Mmhmmmm 'fraid so #justiceforgregroman
>McSharty gets another chanceWhite privilege
>>157952781>>157952783They may as well. The Russell Wilson situation proved the only teams that are hamstrung by these deals are the ones with poor/cheap owners.
>>157952791A little obessed
You will show proper respect to the league’s favorite QB when you sack him or the refgods will smite you
>>157952771what do they do to players in there?
Drake "The Turnover" Maye is on pace to throw 34 interceptions this season.
>>157952800they must be comfortable shoes
>>157952775Good point. I'll kiss the rings as an apology. Oh, nvm...
AYO AYOHOLUP
>>157952523Lmao you gonna cry? Maybe shid and fard and cum?
>>157952801>No kissies on the forehead after laying him downThat's a 15 yard peanutly
>>157952803Grease bussys and shoot up drugs
Where to watch Philly 2night anons
>>157952830oh god my ankle
>>157952764>Fraudulent Homosexual
>>157952801There was nothing outrageous about that roughing the passer penalty. It's completely consistent with how they've been calling roughing the passer for years now. You can't fall on the QB anymore. If you say you hate the rule then fine, because I hate it too, but you're either disingenuous or retarded if you think Mahomes got special treatment with that call.
49ers winning the division.Rams trying to play the long game getting Puka surgery now and Garrett on IR, but that wont matter if you cant rack up wins for the playoffs
>there are 26 teams that still aren't undefeated
>>157952774I've been saying Herbert is ass for years. But to my surprise, I was overestimating him and said they'd at least compete for a wild card spot.
>>157952854I sure fuggin hope sogotta gatorade bucket the station first, get one them hippie fegs to do it
>>157952852I hate the Queefs but I will admit my Raidies got the same exact call for the same thing
who the fuck scores tonight all birds?wickssmith mundt
>JJ McCarthy goes 6-4 in ten games as a starter for the VikingsHE SUCKS! N9ne IS CRINGE! WHAT A BUST!>#1 Overall pick Cam Ward goes 3-17 in 20 games as a starter for the TitsHE WUZZA GOOD BOI. HE JUST NEED MO HALP. IT'S DA COACHES FAULT. HE JUST NEED MO TIME.
>>157952834The TV
>>157952790None of these losses were as bad as the Jags beatdown, nor did any of these teams QBs start crying on the sidelines
>>157952801Holy shit is this real?
>>157952887Cam Sneed is kino he's just stuck on a dogshit team. Go watch that Netflix QB show, that dude's a hilarious psychopath
bussies up n 9s outBrap...brap brap brapapapapapapa
>>157952899patsfags stopped watchingdem sois and rampacos watch their heart get ripped out in front of the entire nationyou lost senor
>>157952887Its okay, anon. I always knew they were both shit qbs
>>157952887Black QBs>Bottom Text
>>157952887>start 3-0>still have melties because people mock your shit qbskek
>barely going 3-0 against dogshit teams is like winning the superbowl for uspoverty franchises
>>157952606>i forgot bengals were allowed to draft good tackles againunfortunatly Brown is on the left side and allowed 6 in the first two games of the season>62nd out of 69grim
How is N9ne supposed to tap into his power if he isn’t even allowed to wear number 9 on his jersey?
>>157952894Whats a TV, I need a stream Twitch, discord etc
>>157952790Rams lost to the refs in the final minutes and cowgirls lost to a walk off field goal not really raped in the traditional beatdown sense
>>157952937Sportsurge
>>157952929Harbaugh would probably prefer if he kept his "powers" under wraps
>>157952937Have you tried not being a poor?
>>157952887If Darnold didn't have a good season there then Nine wouldn't have been traded.
>>157952949Sounds as gay as TV
/mnf/ GET IN HERE>>157952959>>157952959>>157952959
i put too much water in my instant ramen bowl again. taste like water flavorless shit. i completely mcveighed it.
>>157952937Ask your mommy to buy you a digital antenna
Are the Kelce brothers the most unlikeable family in the NFL?Bosa brothers seem the nicest
>>1579529554chan really gone low IQ? I bet on sport so I need stream to watch sirs
>>157952927PillageChads finna make ya?
>>157952929This is a training arc, he'll learn to use his powers effortlessly so he can go even further beyond
>>157952965She's with her soccer coach rn
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>>157952975>raiders 3-0>vikings 3-0>bucs 0-3Bakeybros......the pillagers are laughing at us......
>>157952982Have you learned nothing?
>>157952778mims dominated watt
>>157952970Low IQ indviduals are poor (because they are dumb) and that leads to begging for streams (because they are poor and stupid).
>Minnesota ships local mentally ill schizophrenic to NYC
>>157953003>mims dominated watthe was the only one unfortunately
>>157953008>(because they are poor and stupid).You donate your money to billion dollar NFL and "TV" companies instead of betting on game and winning moneyYou're a fat loser, look i win again
>>157953019nah OBJ was the only weakness. risner was great, unfortunately his worst rep was the last and only one people will remember
>>157952991calm down, first 5 games are always a test run for all teams.
>traded for a 5th round pick Damn just how much did KOC hate this guy?
>>157952541This is all fairly logical except for the part where you placed all your hopes on a retarded midget insteadIt is going to be kino watching the Punished Wentz comeback arc continue after Murray gets heemed again though
>>157952929he is elevating to 7. to devour his old persona. 7 ate 9. so it is written.
>>157953029ok! we get it! you are poverty, like your franchise fucking kek @ your life
>sees pressure coming>launches ball 100 feet in the air and 40 yards down the field
>>157952963>eating this chinky slop in 2023+3You can put a frozen chicken breast in an air fryer, hit start, and then eat it 20 minutes later with zero other steps. 45 seconds of actual "work." Absolutely inexcusable to not eat actual food anon
>>157952962shant
>>157953067I already said I bet on the game, so I need a free stream. If you bet on every game with the money you paid to watch it instead, you would have more money than you have now.
Might have a melty soon. I'll keep you all informed
The only reason I hate Herbert is because everyone keeps saying he’s better than Purdy. Yeah, clearly not. Fuck Herbert. Fuck Harbaugh. Bunch of Frauds.
>>157952567I'm going to Subway tomorrow and ordering a footlong Herbert and see if any of the employees get it
The Ravens were just kidding when they let the Cowboys score all those points, they're just silly like that
>>157953103>Might have a melty soonThinking about my Raiders I see.
>>157953104He’s obviously physically a better quarterback than Purdy. Herbert on the 9ers would be absolutely terrifying to the rest of the league.
Drake Maye has to stop crying, I'm starting to feel bad for him
>>157953110Herbert is too retarded
>>157953108>raidfecesNot taking em seriously sorry. I will say hezengubu messiah is looking like a steal in the 5th round or wherever it is you guys drafted him
>>157953103I will be having a melty induced melty if you decide to have one.
>>157953110Hebert doesn’t have the IQ to play in that system.
I ‘member when Chorgers fags said Herbert is better than Mahomes. Now they’ve pivoted to “Herbert>Purdy” which is equally as insane and delusional. How do people still not think Purdy is a top 5 qb at this point? Legitimate retardation.
>Lawrence kneels before the goal line for *reasons*>people still think this bullshit is non performative gambling schlock
bills fans found their mina
>>157953138I know it's pink
“Performative” has to be one of the most performative words because people who use it think they know what it means, but they don’t.
>>157953110Herbert’s a fucking bum. He’s a white Malik Willis. Purdey can’t throw as far but he isn’t retarded. Just a scheme baby.
Start the fucking game I've got the rent check riding on that shit
>>157953152If what anon was implying was true, it would actually be the opposite of performative lol.
Nice secondary, bro>bombs you
heh
Are the Seahawks imploding?
>>157953170i need this guy to coach my chargiesno more soft shit
>>157953171no. The Commandskins are a decent team that played well against superior opposition. That was a trap game. Drew Lock would’ve won.
>>157953152>Fraudulent Homosexual
>>157953170Thats very disrespectful to Tua. Hes actually put up some nice numbers a few times.
>>157953171Their littered with injuries on their secondary but they'll be fine. Their offense lives or dies with JSN though, if he ever gets hurt you can call it a day
Should the Vikings backdoor KOC and hire Flores as their HC? It's clear he's just a Jeffersonbab and their defense is what carries the team
Ryback thinks da Bears will win
Once we get Amos back and light Mikey on fire, we might actually have a legit defense
>>157953186>Their littered with injuries on their secondary Aren't you only missing one starter? Note, STARTER. Not your third string Safety
>>157952541Finally someone who speaks some actual sense about this trade. Add to that the Vikes traded away draft captial last year for Adam Thielen to come back and he then left for the Steelers after asking to be released. A third round pick for a WR in his last season to not even spend a whole season with us or retire with MN. With the JJ trade we at least got back some draft capital for a QB that has been widley mocked by the media for the last year. Sorry I'm confused if 9 is SO BAD why is the GM (who is cleaning up after Kwesi) getting flammed for making the most of a bad decision and why is KOC (who runs a pass heavy complex offense) getting flamed when I know for a fact didn't want JJ as the QB pick. The fucking ever changing media narrative around JJ baffles me the same people that said he's shit now says he's going to ball out with the Giants. Like what the fuck?
>>157953211Think of the bookies.Every game that looks to be a lock is going to be DraftKings'ed by the ref to rake in money.Bet on the Bears
>>157953224>why is the GM (who is cleaning up after Kwesi) getting flammed for making the most of a bad decisionIs anyone doing this? From what I see, everyone is making fun of the Vikings for blowing that pick to begin with. I'm a little surprised you guys got anything for him>the same people that said he's shit now says he's going to ball out with the Giants.Because it's funny to think
>>157953233Yeah the New GM and KOC are getting flammed for not letting him develop and starting Kyler instead. Also why the fuck wouldn't you start Kyler he's marginally better than 9 and the Cardinals are paying his salary and can throw a solid deep ball. If he gets hurt then you have your actual solid game manager at backup with Wentz.
>>157953250>the New GM and KOC are getting flammed for not letting him developMaybe by retards like Rich Eisen. Who cares what they think?
The Giants got Nine? Heh, the league just got more dangerous.
Bears win tonight. We’re gonna grab Philly by the bussy.
>Bears play tonight>Blackhawks start tomorrow night>both White Sox and Cubs in wild card roundI can't handle this.
>>157953256Rich Eisen is /ourguy/ you faggot.
The Schedule gets easier next year, right?
>>157953330Not even close retard. Hes your typical jew, who had an insane melty over the >Jewka Najewa incident.
>>157953330I mean, yeah, he doesn't know ball so that checks outHe makes so many excuses for JJ because they went to the same school
>>157952764that wasn't even his worst one yesterday
>>157953429I think it's the funniest looking. But this off the back leg one was just like the one in Seattle
>>157953488>Fake "Fraudulent Homosexual" Gaye
Justin Herbert is in his 7th season as a starting NFL QB. How many playoff games has he won in that time?
>>157953330>Rich "faggot jew" Eisen>/ourguy/His entire show is him basically huffing his own farts for 2 hours plus he's bald
Can we all agree that Gayleb is 100% worthless and that any shitter is going to look like an all pro behind that OL???????
The Beara are the most disappointing team in the league. Good players, good coach, Wildcard exit at best.
How lazy are Peyton and Eli that they can't even work 18 Mondays a year?
>gayleb was a system babby the entire timeOH NO NO NO NO NO
>>157953695I thought you were working today
Rich Eisen is a Michigan fan. The only people that still think Nine can throw a football are Michigan fans that barely ever saw him throw a football for their team.
>>157948539Kiwicel you absolute fucking faggot
>>157953809>anon can't post at workKeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek what kind of plonked job do you have?
>>157953890Lying isn't very christian
keenum is a baller
>>157953887>>157953905I'm literally on a job site right now fucking dumbass kek mutts raped again
>Iggles
Just got into the NFL in 2025 - have there been any MVP rumors in the past that have retrospectively been absurd as Maye and Mayfield have been?
>EL SEGUNDO, Calif. -- Los Angeles Chargers coach Jim Harbaugh offered a rare public critique of quarterback Justin Herbert a day after the team's 24-16 loss to the Buffalo Bills.>"Be better. Be better," Harbaugh said of Herbert's decision-making. >"He's playing like shit. And that drives Justin, that drives me, that drives his position coach, that drives Mike [McDaniel], the coordinator. I mean, drives us all crazy."It's over.
>>157954134>muttsWhy do you watch the sport of a nation who's people you hate?
THE CHIKANER CURSE!
>>157954134Lying isn't very christian, didn't you used to be one of those
>>157954189Come to Minnesota, Justin.
>>157954191It makes him feel special despite being a lazy friendless loser who abandons the team he spent a decade supporting at the drop of a hat
If the Eagles don't score on their next drive it's already over.
Why are we bringing NFL games to countries that don't care about American Football?
>>157954389if it gets a couple hundred more people to become regular fans it's still $$$
how did the Bears fuck up not scoring right on the endzone?
>Go 0 for 3 in the redzone last week>Don't just take the pointsJester? More like JUSTer lmao
looks like the new eagles OL combo is finally working
Time to ditch Gayleb and his hamstring for the season Case Keenum is a Super Bowl tier QB
>>157954533>How did>The bears fuck upAnon…have you watched this franchise play before?
are not allowed to tackle the QB in football? WTF is this BS flag?
Hurts concussed
Red hats made the call...
hahaha what a shit show game for both teams
>Jalen Maye
I said 'he's about to throw a pick' right before the play started.
clearly out of balance
Is Case Keenum elite?
>>157954943that was andy dalton retard. it looks like the NFL forced hurts out ffs
I hate the Eagles so fucking much bros.
Ahh that's the Andy Dalton Experience all rightSo glad my Panthers moved on from him for Haynes King
Last night there was a broadcast image of Mo Six being coronated as the most successful qb in his draft. Does anyone have it?
>hurry up tush pushwell that's a first
>>157955044>his teammates didn't immediately jump 48fucking pussies
Fun game so far
>okay now add a phantom second to the game clock to make hurts feel better for that late hit
How are the eagles even down, this bears defense looks awful
Hurts has been really good in the new offense.
>>157955407Aikman made a fair point about having a guy coming in cold and immediately throwing in the red zone, though. A good rushing team not running in that circumstance makes no sense. They overthought that
>>157955584The eagles have looked awful all year long. Slow and sluggish.
can anyone read lips?
>>157955666who was he talking to?
>>157955678the bear that hit jalen out of bounds
>>157955666hes a pussy faggot
Okay but the bear claw pretzel thing actually looks tasty
>>157955666>you're a pussy
>know a tush push is coming >eagles line up 8>should we match them?>lol no, we'll line up 3who the fuck is the bears' DC?
>>157955731looks like 5 BBCs that i want inside my mouth
>>157955731how are you supposed to eat that?
>>157952927DILATE
>>157955765very carefully
>>157955765Tear off pieces? It's bread, bro.
Chargers need to trade Herbert and start over
>>157955814trade him for what? a box of balls?
>>157955731Looks like a giant burnt turd
Are they still upset?
>>157955731It ought to be a donut
>>157955824Ramilia has fled the genny
>>157955825>2-pound doughnut i see you big insulin
not sure if based or cringe
>>157955870
>>157955883cringe
>>157955883Yes
>>157955883>comparing himself to Dart Explicitly cringe. As if he even just gets the QB1 spot without any competition
>>157955896No one should judge Mayfield or really any of the Bucs so long as Bowles is the coach. It's remarkable they're even able to compete at all with the head guy being a senile dipshit who sleepwalks through games
>defensive struggleI sleep
>>157955883if I were dart, I'd call up schoen and tell him to get rid of that retard immediately
>>157955989I thought Dart got on well with Jameis Winston?
>>157956022he does. if 9 didn't run that by dart before posting it, i can see him taking offense
>>157956022
>>157952481JUST
>>157955883>January 6th and Nine 11 teaming upImagine if they're both good it would be OVER for the league
Ben Johnson utterly destroying Vic Fangio
Who cursed the AFCW? Chorgers, the offseason juggernauts and generally seen as the second best AFCW team, has shit the bed every game. On the other hand, the Gayders, who everyone wrote off, have done shockingly well. The Chiefs have some turbo egregious refball against them, a call that flouted the established rules and potentially would've changed the outcome of the game if the Clots were good. On the other hand, the Donkeys get some turbo egregious refball FOR them, a call so terrible that Terry McAulay, the man hired to shill for the refs in all instances, says the call was completely fucked. This freebie lead the Donkeys to beat the "super team" Rasms.
Eagles fucking suck.
>>157956283No one cares about AFC teams.
>Case fucking Keenum is tearing up the Eagles defence in the year of our Lord 2026
Carson Wentz beat this bears team last week btw.
The Eagles just pussied out. They forgot they were playing football and it's a game of guts and balls. They think it's a game of analytics and money. It's not. They just rolled over and pussied out and they're going to lose.
What's stopping a team from signing some guy on prison work release solely so he can heem another team's star player? When he gets suspended cut him and sign another one to repeat
>Iggles plan to stop the run>CASE picks them apart all night through the airIs Vic Fangio okay?
>>157956331As opposed to what? $(ers spirtually lost to a bottom 3 team yesterday, Kangs haven't beaten anybody, and the Iggles are currently getting gaped by a backup. The NFC is doggo shitto.
>>157956357It's too easy to be a QB these days with the all the rules and shit. Even Geno fucking Smith had a career resurgence.
>>157956384retaliation
a team offers you a 3rd round pick for case. do you accept?
>>157956443Giants traded for the wrong backup QB
is he right?
>>157956512he's being generous
>>157956357Correction, Case Keenum is the Lord himself putting an end to the Sheagles agenda
PIGGED
Steelers should go after Dak in the offseason. They would be a contender with him.
The fucking shantytown of Filthydelphia. Hurts ain't the guy.
>burrfags can't celebrate because they're going to have to downgrade to gayleb again in 3 weekskek they went through humiliation rituals for a fraud
queen of /nfl/
>Mayelen Hurts
>>157956645Steelers play on real grass and outdoors. Rayne is a dome and turf babby.
>>157956598:)
>>157956551>NOOOOOOOOOO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO ALLOW FATFUCK DEFENDERS TO PUT THEIR ENTIRE BODY WEIGHT ON THE QB>OKAY YES, CJ HAS HAD THIS CALLED MANY TIMES AS WELL, BUT IT'S 100% HONEST IN THOSE SITUATIONS. AND SURE, MAHOMES STATISTICALLY RECEIVES RTP CALLS AT A MUCH LOWER RATE THAN THE AVERAGE QB, HOWEVER, I'M STIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL SEETHINGHow embarrassing.
Just fire Sirianni already. Its been years of this offense looking good in the first half then playing prevent offense in the second half.
When did Bears and Raiders become good?
CHIKANER CURSE>CHIKANER CURSECHIKANER CURSE>CHIKANER CURSECHIKANER CURSE>CHIKANER CURSE
>>157956678*bashes your bigoted head in*
holy fuck this team is retarded
>>157956769Coaching lol
>>157956740Shut the fuck up muttlover
>>157956551Did you know that Trash Allen has 43 roughing the passer calls for him? That's only 3 behind Cousins, Stafford, and Rodgers, despite those three being in the league double his tenure? Did you know that Mahomes is #11 on RTP recipients per game, based on active QBs? Did you know you're a big gay baby?
what's his name again?
>muh 1-2 superteamkek
>>157956866gaylen squirts
>>157956851I accept your concession. Stay permaseething that MY Chiefs are still a dynasty and your shit team, whoever it may be, is middling garbage.
I'm so tired of the Sirianni offense.
>i ate our cumkek, muttlover is a HO-MO.
>>157952512>he still doesn’t know I fell for this with Tua Turndaballova during his prime with my phins. Save yourself the pain, fren.
>>157952522>I sure could go for a delicious meatball sub right now
>>157952602>hottest chick in the countyThat’s like a solid 6.2/10 when compared to the entire country
>>157956864Kinda hard to rough the passer when you're being held >>157956906
>>157952645
CHEATERFUCKING CHEATERHE SPIED IN ON THE HUDDLE AND THEN PICKED OFF JALEN ON THE NEXT PLAY
not much of an effort from the eagles tonight
mina realizing that at the airport her fit makes her look like a flight attendant lol
>>157952602this post is from her pr firm btw
>>157957059When do QBs start talking into their hands like NHL and MLB players?
>>157957062all their effort was put into getting back a touchdown that dalton threw away lmfao
>>157956866Drake Squirts
How are Nigadelphia Niggles fans going to cope this time? What about their wigger head coach?
The cruelest thing the Eagles did was give Chicago hope.
>>157957059Jalen has control of the huddle, that's on him.
>>157957109just not our weeksimple as
>>157956757He's supposed to be an offensive head coach but is a total OC babby.
>>157957109>offense is humming in 1st half>nothing but 3 and outs in 2ndit's been like this for years now
Eagles should've signed Ryback
>>157954389So they can show advertisements during timeouts of fags kissing each other, interracial couples, and other very American things
>>157957094saved
Imagine Justin Herbert with good coaching like a Ben Johnson, Andy Reid or Kyle Shanahan?
>>157957130He's the only offensive head coach I've seen that makes his offense worse
How long do we have to wait for NFL teams to to back to the proper quarterback model and stop with the scrambulattos
>>157955666>you in my bussy! IN MY BUSSY!
>>157957148
https://www.audacy.com/stations/94wipPhilly Radio for funny post-game seerhing
>>157957059BASED
So this game has proven definitively that caleb williams is the main problem holding the bears back right?Ben Johnsons system looks elite with quarterbacks that can actually complete an accurate pass
>>157952523Wait this is AI?
>>>>>>>black qbs
Wait theres a segment of vikings fans who still thought McCarthy was the guy for the future? Gotta be darnold induced psychosis or something because what the hell
>>157952592This cornball gets a pass because he's like 1/4 black.
>>157957148bet she makes that face when her soijack husband cums in 30 seconds
>>157957233And there's zero percent chance chicago will bench him. Not after the humiliation ritual of supporting him all year
>>157957233
>>157957270>brings up the Kangz out of nowherekek. they seethin'
Have you ever fucked anything as attractive as Madison Beer?
>NFC East is finally winnable again just in time for our entire team to die by the end of September
>>157957233PossiblyJohnson was able to coach Keenum to dominating condition in a pretty short time.
My Bearsies make ya seethe, spammy?? FUCKING KEK @ YOUR MISERABLE LIFE LMAO
The Commanders deserve this division.
kek he's so fucking mad he has to go back and downgrade to exposed gaylebno white boi qb for you
>>157957309No, I never had sex with my sister's barbie dolls when I was kid.
What's it going to take for Filthydelphians to admit Hurts is genuine dogshit 95% of the time. Admittedly, he played well in both Owl games, but you got a lot of games to win before you get there.
The Eagles days of being an elite team look done.
>>157957305Nah I actually like the vikings and think they are very good just some crazy segment of the fanbase popped in my algorithm who are n9ne truthers I guess
Kangz held this burrrs team to 3 points. What's the iggles issue?
>>157957384Madison beer is all natural my guy
>>157957161forgot about us?
>>157957056Okay, so now the bitch tears are about holds, despite literally, genuinely, and unironically every single down since football has been created has holds.
>forever ever?
I'm so tired of the Sirianni slop. Howie just needs to do what needs to be done.
>>157957408kek. good one. good joke.
>>157952488Was this the whore that was trying to get with Burrow?
>>157957402At the very least this is the end of the Sirianni Eagles.
I want to fap but if I do I will just sleep all day tomorrow and be a lazy POS.
>>157957341NoNONOOONONONO NOO NOTHIS CANNOT FUCKING BE RIGHTRUN THE FUCKING NUMBERS AGAIN
>unironically every single down since football has been created has holds.True.
>burrsfags still seething about getting raped and gaped by Minnesotakek
>>157957443Get a job
>>157957341Not true, I saw on heckin' Reddit that Chiefs ALWAYS get the calls and that Mahomes draws 500x more RTP calls than everyone else. #Trustthescience
>>157957402>>157957439Sirianni has to go. He STILL has too much influence on the playcalling and offensive scheme. They need to get a real offensive coach who cna call plays. I think they're going after the Ravens OC. They wanted him as the OC this year but he wanted a headcoaching job but settled for the Ravens OC.
spammy are u okayare u okayare u okay spammyspammy are u okayare u okaySPAMMY ARE YOU OKAY SPAMMY
>>157957412>chiefsfag is a disingenuous liar living in a bubble of copium and denial
>>157957341AIEEEEE DELETE THIS
>>157957341WHAT DO YOU FUCKING MEAN NOT A SINGLE FUCKING TEAM HAS HAD LESS DRIVES SAVED BY DPI DURING MAHOMES CAREER THAN KC? NOTA SINGLE TEAM? NOT THE LIONS?AAAAAAA
>157957341>i sourced some bullshit website guize! Surely it is true!
>zesty bottom buck (who they can't bench) exposed>t-this is actually a win for us!so mad kek
I am officially starting the campaign to get Declan Doyle as iggles head coach. He's a Ben Johnson tree (if that's a thing) offensive play caller. Sirianni had more than enough chances.
>>157957472>disingenuous liarShow me a clip right now where not a single person is being held. I need you to go frame-by-frame, the same level of derangement you seethers go anytime your atrocious team gets gaped by the Chiefs, and confirm that not a single player has help. Once you do that and post the clip, I'll consneed.
>>157957493>utahkek, how'd that game go again?
GAMECASE KINOA S E K I N O finally got his revenge for 2017
>yfwdbwtso
>>157957279god i wish i was him
CRY EAGLES CRY
This idiot can't win from the pocket on the easier difficulty setting.
>jalen h-ACK
>>157957470
>>157957536the stakes are a bit different tbqhwy
>>157957519kek didn't see that one before
So how did everyones teams do this week?
This division is ours
It's time. it's finally time. Howie has to see it and he's given Sirianni more than enough grace and leeway.
Why did zoomers destroy the quarterback position?
>>157957553no tush push, just a good ol' qb sneak. these baby QBs could never.
>>157957557>/keenumssuperbowl/AND THATS A GOOD THING!
>bench gayleb>win
enjoy the rest of your night frens, time to shower and start slowly prepping for waging
>>157957567It was the transfer portal.
Ironic that Kyle Shanahan will become the longest tenured 49ers head coach against the Broncos next week.
Kevin Patullo needs to be fired
>>157957495He’s Johnson/Payton tree. And no you can’t have him.
>tied for the division lead with catastrophic levels of injuries that cannot be overcomeLet's go Big Blue
Any disagreements?
case keenum had to get his revenge game for the dicking down he got from nick foles I guess…ANYWAYS GO BIRDS!!!!
>>157957584It’s 6 am there
Who is winning the NFC East?
>>157957584fuck the man. do absolutely nothing at work today.
>>157957560Yeah, it's more candid, so I laugh at it more. He's knows he's a crying little bitch.
>>157957584get those resources, spend and invest wisely brother
>filthy
>>157957610Broncos and Lions questionable, move Bengals up
Why are chief fags so sensitive that they get help from the nfl and everyone knows it? Its almost like they are trying to convince themselves. Its an odd psychological phenomenon
>>157957610queefs are 1-2 in real life.
>>157957610split the 0-3 teamstitans and dolphins deserve their own tier at the bottom
>>157957610Move the Jets up a tier. They're not terrible
>>157957610vikings should be 3-0 but questionable
>>157957615Dem Boyz
>>157957553>old veteran recognizes no ones lined up over the center and calls his own numberlove to see it
>>157957598Bro it's at the end of the season. He's getting poached lol
Glory to God, general bros. There is no general without Him.
Bears probably would have won anyway, the Eagles D played like ass, but putting Jalen in concussion tent after that hit was A+ fixing.There was nothing wrong with him. He stayed down after a hard hit but jumped right up and went to the huddle. Never got hit in the head. Never hit his head on the ground.Bullshit.
>Gaylen Hearse
>>157957631They literally worship mutthomes as their savior and only reason they watch. Also, mutthomes has lighter skin than them, so there is that.
>>157952574erm...
>>157957631They also tend to have a lot of Goff induced melties
sex with mina
>>157957649no you guys are just straight dog shit sorry
>>157957631>>157957654holy seethe kek
>>157957516>anytime your atrocious team gets gaped by the Chiefs
>>157957649It will get lost, but taking Hurts out on 1st and goal is insane. The fact Sirianni didn't call a time out is also insane. Having 14 points at half changes the entire game.
>>157957610Colts ain't shit dude. Steichen is horribly overrated and Ballard needs to be fired. Taking a geriatric KC team to the wire is meaningless (and the Colt hung a banner for it anyway) because KC won't win a playoff game if they even get in
>>157957642>3-0 but questionableVikies gotcha seethin'
>>157957671Steichen is a great OC. He will get hired instantly if he's fired.
So is Gayleb the problem?
>>157957610>1-2 and ass>beat the champs>meanwhile you have Arizona and Dallas as 1-2 but decentKill yourself ASAP
>h-h-holy seethe kek
>AHHHHHHHH JA'MARR, HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>157957631It's hilarious. Even Nick Wright was talking about it today. Soft fanbase they know they're frauds
>>157957679Problem? They would have scored 40+ if he was playing.
>>157957671>>157957676Steichen as iggles head coach would be amazing
>>157957676>Steichen is a great OCToo bad he's a HC right now
>>157957679>Ben Johnson is a white QB baby
>>157957672i'm a lifelong vikies fan that doesn't feel any confidence with kyler yet, would love to be proven wrong
>>157957679Yup, and they can't bench him kek
CHIKANER CURSE STRIKES AGAIN
>>157957676>will get hired instantly if he's fired.And that's the problem with the NFL right there.
Raped Gaye has cried on a nationally televised broadcast twice in his last 4 games. No injuries, no deaths, and no personal family matters were involved. He cried about half of his last 4 games simply and purely because he played like absolute dogshit and got humiliated. I'm not really going anywhere with this. I just wanted to remind you all that Drake Maye is the biggest gotten to, childlike, temperamental crybaby faggot in league history. It's not close. KWABOTY is decided.
>>157957615The Giants would've won easily if it wasn't for the Rams murderballing Jaxson Dart
The big takeaway was fangio set up to stop the run because he got fucked up last time, but Johnson counters with play action.Ben Johnson is the new Shanahan.
muh 1-2 superteam kek
>>157957135>one touchdown in a half is “humming”
He got an interception on the next play kek
uh ohh ai jeetspam bot is about to UNLEASH! BEARSIES GOTTEM WORKED INTO AN ABSOLUTE SEETHE!!!
>>157957649I guarantee that they took Jalen out to coax people to sell Jalen TD bets or buy the under on Jalen TD’s. Then rugged them by driving them down the field with penalties on the next drive and letting them snap at 0:00 on the clock.
>>157957676Good. They can pay his head coaching salary instead of the Colts. After how ever many seasons it's been I sure wish he'd take his talent someplace else.
>>157957725Hurts should have watched the World Cup.
>Winston Mariota and Keenum all won this weekScriptwriters with a based callback to the good old days
>>157957631they're flyover fags, it's only natural
>>157957697Same. It's probably a long ways away but I hope we get Herbert one day.
>>157957742Every city with an airport is a flyover, retard.
Its pretty much confirmed the independent neurologists are bullshit, and so is the concussion protocol.Hurts was clearly concussed and started having poor decision making skills after slamming his head into the ground. Yet he passed protocol somehow.
>>157957739>good old days>5 years ago
>>157957745>hope we get Herbert one day.So the jewish succubus can follow him and we get some drained bitch as our QB? Hard pass. Like JJM 1 Ball hard pass.
>>157957725Lmao
>>157957754Hurts literally hinted that he cheated the concussion test before lol
>>157956283>2024, It's the Chargers year to win the division!>Chiefs win it>2025, It's the Chargers year to win the division!>Broncos win it>2026, It's the Chargers year to win the division!>Raiders are gonna win itjej
got that hot new shit for the next thread. gonna make em seethe even more. lmao
da bears winspammy seethyshouldve won last week but sam roush is a stupid nigger
>>157957771New
>>157957679Always has been
>>157957712Ben is better than Shamehan
>>157957745if kyler proves to be better than average then i think we can make a playoff run, if we get herbert this year i think we become super bowl contenders. might be cope but that's our vikies for us
>>157957631Bandwagon jumpers are, by definition, mentally weak people. It's why they seek cheesy ways to feel inclusion and "success" by proxy
I'm starting to think the Eagles coaching isn't the problem and that this Hurts QB just isn't very good at football.
I told u faggots for ages that Gaylen was a bus rider
>>157956774Hope someones tear this carried refbabbys all again
>>157956512he's overrating mahomes and discounting that he has one of the greatest coaches of all time. even as good as payton is nix doesn't have a guy in that discussion.
