Previously: >>157939716
/mlb/‘s greatest nemesis: the uncrustable sandwich
https://www.clickondetroit.com/sports/2026/09/29/oakland-athletics-zack-gelof-sues-detroit-tigers-stadium-authority-over-comerica-park-knee-injury/DO NOT LOOK UP HIS EARLY LIFE, I REPEAT, DO NOT LOOK UP HIS EARLY LIFE
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Not a single bird team in the playoffs.
So who’s winning tomorrow since I’m gonna be stuck at work
icsamcrn
Animals:PhilliesCubsRaysBravesJobs:YankeesAstrosGuardiansDodgersPadresBrewersLaundry:WhitesColors
>early
>>157957744gif sums up the memeiners franchise
Go Yankees
hope stearns can sign or trade for some guys that are good at baseball
>>157957919He couldn’t even do that when Alonso begged him to He’s not going to do it now
>>157957914Max Fried is our greatest ally. >>157957919What do you mean? You have Soto, Holmes, and Williams.
>>157957914Wasn’t Cole Hamels a change up pitcher though? Fried is more on the curveball
your face when the 'gers win the world owl
>>157957984He's my favorite pitcher!!>>157957986The comparison stems from his frame and pitching motion
Who's ready for Cam Schlittler's perfect game?
Look at what the FAGGets did to my boy…SHAME!!
Member when people thought the As and pirates were gonna be good lol. Kek!
>>157958061he'll be back at the deadline
>>157958068The Pirates would be the second-best team in the A.L.
There is nothing wrong with the seeds and the bracket layouts for the playoffs. 1st and 2nd winningest division winners get a bye while the other division leader has to play against a Wild Card. It’s fair and just.
should the AL be shutdown? I don't think they'll ever win a world series again.
Who's ready for Cam Schlittler's perfect game
>>157958080Too bad, but the CBA will decide the seeding. This gives the New York Yankees an advantage, as it should for the 27-time world champions. Seeding will be based on overall record.
Don’t tell these Cubs about cock au vai or else they’ll be sucking cocks in a tradie van
Gaw...wheeze
>>157958125It's au Vin. Who here Yan/ck/ees?
Padres/Dodgers NLCS would go insanely hard. https://x.com/Ash_Padres/status/2104770307013906861
You ain’t nevah had no kinda bagel before until you haddit in Hell’s Kitchen
>>157958171You're cringe
>>157958161This would go harder if he didn't constantly out himself as lazy and apathetic
>>157958196Yanks played 161 of 162 games. Everyone else in the playoffs played 162. You root for a team of fucking FAGGOT frauds you stupid BITCH. Red Sox GODS are going to BITCH your HOMO team.
>>157958207Imagine being this much of a retarded permavirgin that does hard drugs. Meth. Not even once. Schlittler is your Father. Enjoy his perfect game
Cubbies got a shot!!
>>157958207The Red Sox have 1 combined hit off of Schlittler’s fastball. That hit is from when Adley Rutschman was an Oriole. It's over for Boston. LOLOLOLOL
>>157958228I will enjoy watching him shit cum all over the mound
>>157958233A homo booster shot right up the butt!
Cubbies with a Chance!
>>157958244Wtf
>>157958241Yes, he will be shitting. All over the Red Sox Triple-A lineup.
In 24 hours, the Poodres will be 1 game away from their annual October Cancun vacation.
>>157958238>>157958241>>157958255They have nothing except hurr durr shits cum because they can't cope with him being a 2026 World Series champion that threw a perfect game
>>157958196>>157958238cum shitter kek
>>157958255>>157958267Cum shitter is going to be taken deep and you will flee as usual, except this time there's no coming back since you'll be eliminated FAGGOT
>>157958068i told /mlb/ the a's would be one of the worst al teams back in may and got shouted down by retards every time
>>157958273>>157958282Can't wait to see you try to type as you're crying an ocean full of tears as he throws a perfect game
Cum shitter kek
>>157958267Hey, it's almost Bruins szn.
>>157958207Based you made him so mad he replied twice lmao
Who's ready for Cam Schlittler’s perfect game?
>>157958292I ‘member that and it was on of the reasons I made the post kek
Post predictionsInclude series winner and how many games
>>157958296Spammy's meme magic is undefeated.
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>>157958245pwn ‘em!
>>157958310they have a few pieces offensively but one of the worst rotations in baseballthey will suck again next year then be competitive when they get to vegas
Reminder: Cam lives in Southie and probably banged your sister.
these odds are kinda accurate, no?
>>157958315Shes a cubs girl?
>>157958324We all are deep down
>>157958311Wildcard>Astros in 3 >Yanks in 2 >Barves in 2 >Cubs in 3 Divisional >Gords in 4>Rays in 5 (kek stankees) >Dodgers in 4>Brewers in 5Championsip series >Rays in 7>Brewers in 7 World Series>Rays in 5
>>157958336Smart predictions. Unfortunately every single one is wrong.
>>157958190Sox 2-1Yankees 2-1Padres 2-1Braves 2-1Sox 3-2Rays 3-1Dodgers 3-1Brewers 3-2Rays 4-2Dodgers 4-1Dodgers 4-2:(
>>157958336Inaccurate. Where are the defending American League champions?
>>157958353taking a breather
Cum Shitter's perfect dump
>>157958359Based
>>157958311Astros sweepYankees sweepBraves 2-1Cubs sweep Brewers 3-2Dodgers sweep Rays 3-1Astros 3-2Rays 4-2Dodgers 4-3Rays 4-2
Vlad Guerrero’s perfect swindle
>>157958311Astros 2-0Yankes 2-1Barvas 2-1Poodres 2-1Rays 3-2Indians 3-1Brewers 3-2Dodgers 3-1Indians 4-3Brewers 4-2Indians 4-2
>>157958311idc what happens early brewers eliminate dodgers in 7 cuz skubal has a shitty game
>>157958264Okay, what are you going to say if we actually win it all. Your cowsoi SUCK booty cheeks!
>>157958321Will Cubs fan bandwagon the Padres or Brewers if cubbies lost to dem Chadres.
>>157958311doyers dynasty ends in the most humiliating fashion
Cubs are sweeping the playoffs. They’re sweeping the nation!!
Kiss em!
We're getting a PadSox(White) WS and it will be a goofy one.
Papi retirement tour!! PLAKATA!!!
Ready for Cam Schlittler's perfect game?
>>157958438The most white sox thing is lose the WS to the Padres. The most Padres thing to do is lose the WS to the white sox. It's like a double edge sword lol
Beltran is REALLY good at picking up signs. Hmm.
Cubbiemania is sweeping the nation!
Trade that minor league shitter Max Fried to Atlanta for Justin Upton and Aaron Northcraft. He’ll never be good anyway.
Fuck my ass another epic collapse. Time to tank for draft picks.
>>157958473Hey, Upton was good for that one year he was on the Padres!
Gee, these trash cans can be pretty loud, bet you could send a message with that kind of noise!
This MIT grad figured out how to hack pitch coms, that's pretty sick!
>>157958068>>157958071My pirates ):
The Baltimore Orioles lineup might have the best lineup in baseball. Whatever order Craig Albernaz chooses, he’s got Gunnar Henderson, Pete Alonso, Jordan Westburg, Taylor Ward, Adley Rutschman, Jackson Holliday, Sam Basallo, Dylan Beavers and Colton Cowser. A wrecking crew.
>>157958311I hope we get the battle of Chicago
>>157957744No reason why baseball can’t have four, seven game series in the playoffs like hockey and basketball.
I can't sleep. Too excited for Schlittler's perfect game
>>157958068The A's aren't even really that bad in all honesty. If Severino, Wilson, Soderstrom, Kurtz, and Rooker hadn't gotten injured, they unironically could've made a run for the AL West(mostly because the competition was shit this year lol).The Pirates though, it's been very funny watching them cope how they totally would've been better this year if other teams sold them their best pieces. I've seen Pirates fans unironically seething because the Padres didn't trade them Miller(was never even on the table btw) and how THAT'S totally the reason they aren't in the wild card and how they totally would make a deeper run than the Cubbies or Padres if they got him. Bros finally got a taste of winning for the first time in a decade and genuinely think they're on track to be a super team.
>>157957803me in front with the eyebrows
>be me>playing OOTP>came in first during the regular season>win first 2 games of the LCS at home>drop 2>don't want to go to game 7 because it will be his ace (the 2nd best pitcher in baseball) vs my #3>his ace beats me 3-2, lost game 4, blow them out game 5 with my ace>get fucking shut out game 8>put up 2 runs vs his ace, my team pitches a combined shutout and it turns into a blow out because I rape his reliever (who was his 5th starter(my 5th starter wasn't even on the playoff roster))>world series>up 6-1 in game 1>bullpen blows it>get walked off in extras>game 2 >my ace is on the mound>he gets kind of roughed up but I'm up 5-4>put up 2 more runs>pen blows it>get walked off in extras>game 3, get blown the fuck out 9-1 at home>down 0-3>game 4>they go up 5-3>other coach leaves is starter in 2 long and a 5 run 7th sends it to game 5>game 5>jump on him for 5 run in the first inning >everyone bats>4th starter (and the better guys in my bullpen) shut them out>ace comes back for game 6 and throws a complete game, win 7-3>game 7>I'm up 3-1>have to use game 4 and 5 starters in relief because every righty in my bullpen is ass >left handed setup man/closer guy (second best guy in my pen blows the lead>here we go again.jpg>3 run homer in the 10th>loogy gives up another run>fucking game 6 starter comes in with the based loaded up 6-2 with 1 out and induces a 5-2-3 double play to win the game
It's 11 o'clo k. Have you given the Cubs a chance yet?
So let me get this straight: he shits.. cum?
>>157958671It’s his namesake
>>157958633All the twitter accounts that are Sleeper<team> are complete dogshit. I wouldn't be surprised if they're AI, ran by jeets, or all run by one intern
>>157958671>>157958721He shits on red sux hitters. Enjoy his perfect game
>>157958655phwoar, feel like im there in the crowd experiencing it
>>157958863Keep it up as he throws a perfect game and holds the World Series trophy in October
cum shitter kek!
>>157957805this chick was mid but now she looks below averageshe is short, stumpy, skanky with that cattle ring, nasty with those moles around her nose and lips, repulsive with that fleshy mashed potato face, and she is a lesbianShe isn't even an Orioles fan, so stop with the photoshops. She is a Cardinals fan and there are plenty of pics and vids of her in Cards uniform, in the stands at Cards home games, and throwing out the first pitchOrioles deserve better than you and that gargoyle
>>157958959a real man goes for Isabeau
HEIL SCHLITTLER!>HEIL SCHLITTLER!HEIL SCHLITTLER!>HEIL SCHLITTLER!HEIL SCHLITTLER!>HEIL SCHLITTLER!Yankees are going to erase the cheating Red Sox in two games and there is nothing they can do to stop it from happening.
>>157958965I mean, just look at that creature. I don't know how a man could find that even remotely attractive.
Can't wait for Cam Schlittler's perfect game
>>157958980Juggernaut law
So who have YOU got for the world series showdown?
>>157959138Dodgers-Rays
>>157959138The Yorkshire Pudding Pounders vs The London Fog Delay Dodgers
>>157959154Those aren't real teams.
>>157959236One can dream...
more ootp>team offers me a kind of mid SS who can play 2nd and 3rd as well and I kind of need a backup SS/starting 2nd baseman because I lost my backup MI and starting 2nd basemen due to me not offering them arbitration because I thought this fucker playing third would opt out and he didn't>they want an extremely mid middle reliever and my top reliever who I'm gunna make a starter>end up sending him 2 extremely mid middle relivers and my top 3rd basepospect>accidently release the guy on the day before opening day because I was releasing 2 rule 5 2nd basemen so they'd go back to their own teams and I got confused hopefully he resigns. it's not the worst thing in the world because the lefty half of my 1st base platoon can play left okish, my right handed half of my 1st base platoon is a switch hitter and will put up like 102 wRC+ vs right handed pitching and my allstar left fielder who is a plus defender in left and a great bat can play slightly below average 2nd base. the bad part is I have 3 sinkerballers in my starting rotation.Also the 3rd baseman I traded away was a real punch and judy fag. Like amazing defensively, but was going to hit like .320 with like 2 walks and 2 home runs. I was fine with using him as a cheap 3rd baseman but the expensive fag I thought was going to opt out is like 4-5 WAR depending on how many doubles he hits and leads the league in obp every season
>>157959138gards cubs
>>157959381go gards x
>two of the four playoff games are on PeacockThanks for nothing, NBC/Universal.
Final (?) 2026 attendance figures with eliminated teams crossed out.
>>157959154I like a London fog I’m gonna go make one
I think it's pretty crazy that the MLBPA is full stop against a cap. There's so much they could extract out of giving the owners a cap>Very high salary floor>Bird rights so teams can retain their stars>Protections and improvements for the minor leagues and their players>Owners have to completely open their books>Earlier entry to free agency>Revenue split at 50/50>Guarantees that there would not be an international draftThere is just so much that the players could get out of it but they are steadfast on the idea of no cap or no play
Let's give the Cubbie bears a chance
>>157959942:D :D :D
>White Sox vs Astros is actually a post season seriesBoreball in terminal decline
>he’s watching regular season National Flagthrowing League instead of comfy fall baseball
>>157959716subscribe
gm. its the postseason
>>157960080how good!last year was so much fun, i'm looking forward to having a great time watching the gamesplease no match threads until at least the ALCS
>>157960036You can do both.
>>157960084Can’t accommodate you there, but you can try r/baseball perhaps?
>>157958620Me too senpai. I barely slept.
Daddy’s coming, New York
>>157957984I’ll give her the back door, if you know what I mean
>>157960002It was also THE series in 2005
>>157960250This means nothing1980s the post season consisted of 2 best of 3 games. Adding wild card teams and extending series to best of 7. I wouldn’t be surprised if judge has more post season games than some franchises
start the games
Cub bears are raped, pay attention in the on deck circle lol!
i want a winter league i want christmas baseball
>>157960316>christmas baseballthats called hockey
>>157960322>toasted ravioliholy based!>budyuck!
>postseason games all day>nhl season opens todayit should be a crime to be this comfy
This is my first post season bros
>>157960347lock in
>>157960347Make sure you try the "St. Louis Special"
>>157960347who is /yourteam/?
>>157960367Tampa Bay Devil Rays of course
>>157960347this isnt a game lad
>>157958959pretty sure she's bi, like most enlightened young women these days. She was fucking some beaner musician like a year ago, he honestly wasn't all that attractive so who knows maybe she'd get with someone like you too (also she's a Giants fan, dummy, she's from the Bay Area)
>>157960280Why didn't the Mets simply qualify for the postseason more often in the expanded wild card era
im ready. start the games
>>157960347You have to be 18 to post here.
*cancels all the games*
gm. 28 soon. >>157960262Please elaborate.
haha oh boy I sure hope my padres don't humiliate themselves tonight and make me want to kill myself lol hahaha
omg did you hear the aaron news
bravesastrosyankeespadres
>>157958775>phwoarIt's spelled "fWAR"
>>157960473stankees might have a shot since fudge wont be there to drop the ball
>>157960466Cubs pitching sucks, I ain't even bothered. If Padres shit their pants against that staff they didn't deserve to be there in the first place
>>157960184im unbothered by your comment
>>157960376Where have you been for the last decade?
>>157960520holiday
LGTSS>POODRES
Can't blame him for trying
>>157960599he should've said he was a padre of two grown kids. that would've been fun.
>>157958633The A's pitching is so bad they were never competing
>>157960611
>>157959719>Seattle top 10honestly impressive given how much of a dumpster fire that team was all year
>>157960599>6'0"Guarantee he's 5'9"at most
cum shitter
>>157960638chud vs chungus
>>157960599surely he must've had another photo where his smile didn't look so... painedanyway godspeed to this man I hope it works out for him
>>157960633kek I'm 6'2 When I've used hinge I say I'm 6'2 Every date I've gone on, the girl is surprised how tall I am because 95% of men lie about their height
>>157960599Can a Cubs girl get that ticket?
>>157960599I'm a cubs gal but I'm only 21
>>157960599>trying to get a Wednesday night date instead of just goin with your mate and having a great timeWhy do so many men fuck up this crucial step to happiness by centering their social lives around women
lel
>>157960599Extremely British physiognomy (derogatory)
By Thursday morning, San Diego will have moved on to support their Chargers.
>Tfw no MLB until Spring of 2028
>>157957805Shame nobody told her about the broccoli still in her teeth.
look, say what you will about the Mariners, but you can't deny that they went out there and gave it 110% every game this year. the AL is just too competitive; there are too many good teams to keep up with.
>>157960915smart baseball
>>157960915How does that even show up on the score card?
When I was in high school I convinced my girlfriend that black people have black dandruff. She was so funny + cute, she'd believe anything if you said it with enough conviction.
might get a hamborger
>White Sox game not available on TV and only on streaming so my grandparents cant watchWow thanks NBC great job. Gotta love paywalling a playoff game even for the local market.
>>157961067Time to invest in a iptv
good day /mlb/!will we be using game threads today?
>>157961110none of the games are concurrent so no
>>157961067invite them over to your house so they can watch on one of the pirate streamsjust hope you don't get porn game ad pop ups
>>157961110if you make them, yes
>>157960812fr fr no cap?
>>157960628Attendance tends to lag team performance by a year. The ALCS appearance probably got more people to buy season tickets, especially for postseason access, which helps keep attendance up the next season.
>>157960611This but unironically
>>157959719Is this attendance or tickets sold? I have never once seen the Latrine actually filled to capacity but they always announce it as a sellout on the screen every game. I think they sell way more tickets than they actually put asses in seats just so these fags can keep claiming to have the largest crowds every year.
this would be kinda based tbqh
>>157961310holy shit, could they be anymore transparent about the rigging?
>cum shitter
>>157961310I'd be okay with any of the ChiSox, BoSox, Stros, Rays, Brews, or Cubs winning itI want to see the Dodgers get molested in the ALDS, the Yankees lose, and the Braves/Phils get clapped by the other side of the bracket after knocking out the Dodgers
Nobody posted about Fastball Freddy winning AL pitcher of the month?
>>157961288It's supposed to be the gate count, but I agree. It often doesn't seem right.
>>157961310here's last year's btw kek
>>157961406How are the Mets so incompetent
>>157961402dodgers play in the NL, moron
>>157961445source?
The World Series is going to be Rays-Dodgers, with the Rays winning in 5 games
>>157961423lol what a shitshow
>>157961423wow computers are really retarded
>>157961460it'll be a '24 rematch, with dodgers winning in six, maybe seven.
>>157961460That would be very Tampa.Just like 2003 Lightning being unable to defend their championship the next year due to a cancelled season.
>>157961445obviously a brain fart considering what I said at the end of the sentence. don't be so quick to jump on people for emotional relief
I can't believe everyone is falling for the poodre playoff hype again
>>157961496stop trying to save face, moron. take the L and stfu.
>>157961504you ignored the rest of the sentence. don't be so miserable online. it won't make real life better
>>157961521i accept your concession
>>157961536
>Padres are on Peecuck so they don't embarrass themselves on national TV.
>>157959719Why does Florida not care about baseball?
maybe in the ALDS....
>>157961555a lot of answers and I'm not sure which are the most impactful but I'm gonna go with -Latinx population that mostly cares about Soccer-Old people who are NFL fans first-shit weather to where u don't wanna go outside during the summer-Stadiums are out of town and people don't want to commute
shut the fuck up doyerpacos
Today, I give the cubs a chance
>no canning or Mize >no shitquez>no Mize or uncle Peralta>Punished Sycuan Joe coming backStammen cooked a 5 star Michelin meal here fr fr
>>157961613That sounds like the typical San Diego defeatist mentality. It looks like everyone on that team has already packed for Cancun.
>>157961719Stay mad Poodrepaco and enjoy another October of a Dodgers World Series victory.
Petco park in 3 days
October 2032, Downtown San Diego.
>>157961819We like Kwanza here
Let's all give the Cubs a chance!
>>157961901she can move the team to mexico city for all I care
fine i'll give the cubs one singular chance. that's it
>>157961310MLB the Show's simulation is genuinely retarded, anyone who has ever played RTTS or Franchise knows this.
>baseball in 15 minutesoh boy
START THE FUCKING GAME
Gun to your head, who wins this game Phi or Atl???
>>157962020*postseason baseball
What's your sportsplan for the lockout next year, baseball mainers?
>>157962048barves
>postseason baseball starts>same genny as yesterday >not even half to nu/mlb/ is dead
Wait do you guys not have a rotation of sports you watch year-round? Surly you don't hyper fixate on just baseball, that'd be autistic
>>157962066>tattoosinto the garbage it goes
IT'S HAPPENING
im wearing my atlanta braves ball cap rn
>>157962106and nothing else?
dead genny
>>157962066MLB needs to reschedule playoffs outside of football season, any non football sport just gets pushed out this time of the year.
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME BASEBALL
Where will you be tonight when Cam Schlittler takes his place among the elite pitchers of baseball who have dunked their nuts on the Red Sox in the postseason on national television?
so glad i get to watch this on nbc :')
>>157962161
i fear i may be deaf
nbc broadcast not off to a good start
>>157962161Peyton Tolle has an Immaculate Inning
>>157962152There’s no football today anon
tray return
>you guys need it longer? ok I'll go longer, I got more things to say
>>157962197i love big boobies :)
‘ate the braves‘ate the mets‘ate the fishluv me fightins simpul as
>>157962197i'd squeeze those
erm when first pitch
>>157962172he was so extremely based for this
GAME THREAD>>157962224>>157962224>>157962224GAME THREAD>>157962224>>157962224>>157962224
>>157962172Yankees won that game, Pedro took the loss, and the Yankees won that ALCS, and it was Pedro who, in Game 7 with a 4-0 lead in the 5th, allowed the Yankees to come back to tie the game 5-5 and eventually watch as the Yankees won the game and the ALCS on a walk-off HR by Aaron Boone.
>>157962079I'm going to fuck your ass
>>157962255she have OF?
My Yankee has little to no shot without Erin Judge
>>157962079BASEDball is the only sport that matters, fagboy
>>157962197would suckle/10
>Faggot Mike is on the Yankees Wild Card RosterNo way lmao
>>157962255something about her is off-puttingsuper made up, giant fake tits, trying to act boisterous like a dude. fucking odd
>>157962271The Yankees have the best starting staff in baseball including the 2026 AL Cy Young award winner who absolutely owns and operates the Red Sox. Red Sox will not win a game in this series.
>>157962294New York/New Jersey Staceys are like this
>>157962079Baseball is from april to october and soccer is from september to may so i'm set for the year
>>157962305Fried and Cole have been coming from injuries don’t think they are near their best forms Faggot mike and/or judge would need to step upRice can’t carry all the slugging
>I found out recently my gf used to date Hagen Smith at Arkansas
how the fuck is Sale hitting 100mph as a 42 year old leftylike come on that's not sus AT ALL??
pfma
Who’s the mvp? Caminero or Alvarez?
For once we actually get some games aired in the UK for freeBraves Vs Phillies, ChiSoxs Vs Astros, then the ALDS and NLDS games too
>>157962161cum shitter kek
>>157962534kek
The World Series needs to be held in a neutral ballpark just like the Super Bowl.
>calipacos cucked into shilling for hated ngubus against hated gringos
>>157962604Kill yaself kek....KEK
>playoff game>empty stadium>empty threadthoughts
I need a cockin
>>157962415Chapman is the same. Randy Johnson kept his velo late into his career also.
>2pm weekday playoff game
>Ha-Seong Kim is going to get a World Series ring before the Padres
>>157962517Where are they free?
>>157962755Works for the 3 people in the UK that watch baseball, including myself.
>>157962790iPlayer. Sorry I'm retarded though they're not showing the games until Thursday...
>forced to spam games during the week because you know college and the NFL will rape and gape your weekend ratingsKek... KEK!Pacoswing knows their place.
Reminder that hated white denver/broncos fans beat their epic 1-2 superteamnow they're cucked into pretending they are raiders fans, a BLACK franchise
>>157962631w-we have a game thread
So are sox fans just happy to make the postseason after 3 100 loss years or will everything after this just be gravy?
>>157961423lmao not even closeAI is still struggling with the I part
>john kruk
Sosa running like he shit his britches
>ASS teams
>>157960672Requirement number 4 says no. Learn to read, bitch.
>its up
>>157957744Anyone got a stream for the Yankees / Red Sox wild card tonight?
>>157963601Based
I could use a mean apoundin'
>>157962828Holy KEK!!
>>157962828kek...KEK!!!
Reminder that no team in American Sports History has generated as much seethe and resentment as The New York Yankees.Not Even Brady, the GOAT in the GOAT American Sport.That's multi-generational raping and gaping from New York City.That's how big they are.
>Joe Musgrove on the wild card roster over Wandy, Randy, and Canningmy chadres are getting cute with it, we're unironically trying to do the whole "San Diego native closes out their first ever world series" gimmick starting in the wild card... god i hope it works
>>157964549none since 2009
HOLY SHIT
Mister kek here
>Duran collapses because a liner back to him spooked himWhat a fucking spic mental midget
>the phillies are now down 3-5 at the top of the 9th here in atlanta
SOMEONE MAKE THE NEXT GAME THREAD
my phillies are fucking ass
>philthieskek!
>the philles have lost 3-5 after having choked away a 3-2 lead in the bottom of the 8th with 2 outs
John Kruk is taking this in stride
Daaaaaa braves win!
LIGHTNING STRIKES TWICE AND THE BRAVES WIN GAME 1
we can't go back to a slow ass /mlb/ genny after that. the game threads are clearly good juju for ploffkino
>>157964827The Phillies choked away about 4 wins against Atlanta in the regular season. They seem to get off on it.
>Philty
>>157964827Calm down, Astromiguel. Dwight’s Ox finna boutta own your ass.
lmao
I swear barfs, if you choke this away I will hate you forever. The Phillies shouldn't have even made the playoofs and the only way this team gets the change it needs is if they get swept.
>cheesesteak painIt's so delicious, bros.
>>157962224OP here. I'll bake the next game thread early so I can goon in peace
>>157963512It's over before it even starts
>>157964863Braves and Phillies are good teams that deserve a game thread, Astros and White Sox don't deserve a game thread
gonna be entertaining
So how many "that's just baseball" "we put some good swings on the ball" "we ran into a good pitcher" "I liked him in that position" do we get today from the Phillies after the game?
>>157964891Platoon lineup. They hit well against LHP. Bench options are good. Boone Torre got this one in the bag.
>philthies and yanks will both be half way to eliminated today
>Platoon lineup.Does he know?
>>157964916If there is a god
GAME THREAD>>157964934>>157964934>>157964934GAME THREAD>>157964934>>157964934>>157964934
Why didn't the Phillies just use a 3-run bunt to counter that HR? #smartthings
>>157964549I've heard the Skankees are set to break their historic 18-year World Series drought record in two more years.
Ok braves won the game they had to with Sale. Still need to win one more with two shit pitchers up next.
>0-3>thrown out stealing>error that extended inninggay turner might be the worst signing in phillies history
why is turner so bad? why are we telling de la cruz to swing the bat just bunt and move the runner
>>157964927Refsnyder on your bench just isn't comparable to someone like Stanton on the bench…not moved by this post.
>>157964951Post the webm!!
>>157964877I just LOVE the hustle and bustle!
>>157964951Plz clap
>>157964971Refsneeder? No no, /we/ found someone even worse.
duran isn't as elite as philly management pretends he isa catastrophic mistake from him should have been expected from anyone that's watched him the last two months
>>157964956having 4, 5, 6 being bohm, derek hill, and something de la cruz is fucking pathetic>>157964993he's not good at non-save situations. mattingly got greedy, he should've been taken out after gay turner's error
>>157964985Sorry bruh.
Going to Zaxbys. You guys want anything?
>>157965006he was letting on too many runners even in save situations, it was only a matter of time until the bottom fell outhe's been playing sloppy as hell
>>157965009It was really really funny to replace Refsneeder with Ward.
>>157965030chicken sandwich
>Anon, were you just watching baseball at work? My office now! You better be good at sucking dick or you're out of a job
>>157965057I have a government job. Its ok.
>>157965057don't worry, i'm a cubs fan
poodres best young player is salad meanwhile cubs have a double digit WAR playerits not even a fair fight lmao
>>157964985How did he get so bad when he joined the Mariners? He wasn't the best hitter with the Os, but the guy still got on base and was useful
>>157964951B-but his index finger is bent
>>157965088No idea. I loved the trade because like you said he takes his walks but he actually is the worst Mariner of all time, an impressive feat.
>>157962631Quit scheduling playoff games before 5pm on a weekday
>eagles lose>phillies lose>no orson thread in the catalogWhat’s wrong with you fuckers?
>>157965084we saw in the red sox series that cubs choke when the lights are too bright
>>157965126They have been doing this for like 20 years now. The NHL is retarded too, opening their season tonight. Nobody wants to see hockey or basketball until November.
>>157965088>Go to the Mariners>Forget how to hitMany such cases
>>157965133orson meme died twice, it's just people old enough to know about it who post it anyway lol
>>157961498I fucking called it during the season. They lucked out in their schedule avoiding all the actual good pitchers and feasted on B lineups. October is always their wakeup call.
>>157965057I WFH and my employers dgaf how I use my time as long as project deadlines are met :^)
How cooked am I?
The wildcard doesn't count as postseason. It's basically a last chance qualifier.
Cam Schlittler’s 5 career starts vs. Boston:8.0 IP | 0 ER | 0 BB | 12 K’s8.0 IP | 1 ER | 1 BB | 5 K’s5.2 IP | 1 ER | 1 BB | 5 K’s5.0 IP | 0 ER | 2 BB | 9 K’s5.2 IP | 0 ER | 5 BB | 8 K’sCam Schittler today:1.1 IP | 6ER | 4BB | 3K
Can we just get to Cam Schlittler's perfect game already?
Scam Hitler is gonna give up an instant home run in the 1st inning. You'll see.
>>157965209Meth. Not even once
Count em, red cux
>>157965235Put down the crack
Who cares about these 2 teams that left a black mark on baseball with their scandals? GET TO CAM SCHLITTLER'S PERFECT GAME
>>157965235You’re on drugs
Is Something Wrong with Vladimir Guerrero Jr?
>>157965351He’s fat and stupid
Can someone kill this namefag already?
>>157965492Cope and seethe as you watch Cam Schlittler's perfect game
Kekoids
As an ex-alcoholic I've rationalized with myself that the stress of sober postseason baseball is far worse for me than a couple of drinks.
>>157965576It's stress free when you're a Yankee fan and get to watch Schlittler pitch a perfect game tonight. Fried does the same tomorrow night. Feels good man
>>157965576When should we start drinking in your professional opinion? The Yankees/Sox series seems too obvious.
>>157965615He won't make it longer than 3.1 innings. Red sox are revving up their cheating machine as we speak.
>>157963512>old man slow gimpy goldschmidt batting lead>ramos batting 3rd>lombard batting 5th>rosario 6thThat lineup is comedy. The Yankees are literally a decrepit trailer park home and in the driveway is a Lamborghini with no wheels up on crates
>>157964549reminder that the Yankees haven't been relevant for the last 25 years
>>157965280Count how many Red Sox rings since 2000. Now count how many Yankees rings since 2000.
>>157965660Schlittler could pitch blindfolded and they still wouldn't hit him. He just might be God himself because he's so alpha. Tonight's perfect game might be greater than Don Larsen
>>157965790Typical red sux bandwagon kek that thinks baseball began in 2004. Enjoy Cam's perfect game
>>157965792>Ayyyyy we got ya cum shitter heeere! Get ya cum shitter here!!!!!
astros already gaped
>>157965792You're old, like really old unc old.
>>157965838>>157965840That's all you have is homoerotic insecurity. Enjoy his perfect game. SIX SEVEN BRUH
>>157965680>He doesn't know that Goldy pwns left handed pitchersIt doesn't matter anyway since Schlittler threw a perfect game tonight anyway
>trashtros
>>157965839this is psychotic
>>157965727>>157964947>>157964639and you're STILL seething about a bad teamthat's multi-generational seethe at work
16 years and counting. Soon the be 17.
Are you read for some baseball?!Some Tuesday night baseball?
Cheatstros getting clownedyou love to see it
>>157965996>>157965997You ready for Cam Schlittler's perfect game?
>>157965996the chad who cucked you was wearing a yankees hat? that's all it takes?
>philthieskek
>lone saar state losingchicago carrying out my will for me
>trashtros>losing 3-0 in the second inning>on their third pitcher alreadySure is a nice pitching staff you got there, asstros
Imagine if the Dallas Cowboys were as routinely good as the Yankees. The national media would literally, and I mean literally never talk about any other team. The Yankees haven't had a losing season since 1992 before most of your grandparents were born.
why are yankees such cuck-faced beta fagits?
>>157965192>LeX in 2026that's one old school trip I recognize at least
>>157966048>>157966139>>157966151Cope and seethe as you watch the perfect games of Schlittler and Fried this series
>>157966139>the nu-Yankees>championships are no longer important to us>we go for the "Consecutive seasons over .500" trophy>yay mediocrity!yankees fans are such absolute cucks and they don't even realize it
>>157966151Because they like eating Cum Shitter's perfect cock all day
>>157966188been screaming for years from the rooftops about the organization incompetence and complacency nobody cared
Cam Schlittler hates Nazis. He's going to dominate those Nazi punks.
Yankees are the nazis.
>>157966188>>157966205>>157966213We literally won the 2026 World Series before it even started. Schlittler and Fried perfect gamed the red sux. Stop bitching
>>157966228what was her name?
>>157966228The Myth of the Clean Torre Dynasty
>>157966247Your momGOT EM
They think little pussy ass ground balls to third is MVP but not Cam Schlittler after pitching a perfect game tonight. Silly MLB
>>157966151You can see the faces of ten Yankees fans in that webm. Seven of them are making the cuck face. When did Yankees fans become such sissies?
>>157966263still hurts?
>>157966268He's so god tier alpha
>>157966151the old guy's face gets me every time
>>157966278Schlittler is alpha as fuck and threw a perfect game tonight against the beta sux
>>157966214He is a nazi.
Drinking dat dirty water
>ASStros
>no other genny on this board is so obsessed with a single team as /mlb/ is with the yankeeswhy?
Braves are the braves. Okay. They're not gonna lose to Donny baseball who is certified loser and rotten Phillies core.
>>157966314Cope and seethe over tonight's perfect game
asstros kek
>>157966323We're the best and we don't care about the haters.
>>157966323the laffs exist
Cheatstros getting raped and gaped on national television. Good.
>>15796632327 rings mindbreaks them
>>157966323Never been to /hoc/?
>man city cheated for 5 championships in a way bigger sport in a way bigger league and it still doesn't get a fraction of the seethe that a mediocre yankees team doeswhat's behind this mental rape?very mickey mouse behavior. hard to consider baseball a real sport
>>157966323What are Laffs, what are Dem Boyz, what are Lakers?
>>157966343joe kelly is absolutely based
>>157966316Patriot
>>157966323Because we perfect game'd the red sux 2 nights in a row this week
An all Soxs ALCS would be kino. Yankees are nothing but annual playoff chokers.
>>157966348/hoc/ clowns on all canadian teams and the mild, that's differentin /mlb/ it's all one team>>157966357dem bois are one of several teams we clown on in /nfl/, it's not comparableidk about /nba/
I’ve seen enough, God is real and Catholic. Getting baptized on Sunday. Go popesox
No wonder the Twin Towers collapsed since then.
>>157966369>he thinks the beta red sux aren't getting perfect game'd twice this week
You can't spell Ullola without LOL
>Midgetuve cheating and ignoring shift rulespure scum, how many times this year has he gotten away with that unnoticed
I need some autist to explain that challenge to me
>>157966429Yeah that was a weird one
>astros>getting raped and gaped>some fans like it
>>157966377>mexican and black team beating a mexican team means catholicism is right o algoyou realize the white sox fans are more protestant than the astro fans right
>>157966429if Altuve was standing on the grass rather than the dirt, he is illegally positioned for a 2nd baseman so the play wouldn't count and the at bat would continue with an automatic ball
A DIRTY DOZEN FOR CAM SCHLITTLER
Fucking asshole league is having this game exclusively on peacock or something? I have to use stream to watch the game.
>>157966429>>157966436I was wrong, it was last year but here.https://www.mlb.com/news/mariners-royals-shift-violation-challenge
>>157966449Players and fans completely irrelevant. They are all pawns being controlled by the Holy Spirit bending under the will of the pontiff in Rome. How can you see this and not recognize his power? You dumb atheists ask for proof of God and then when God does the impossible miracle and makes the White Sox competent you disregard it? Fine, burn in hell heathen.
Houston is utta trash
lel the catholic state is losing
>>157966473NBCSNMaybe if you retards watched something else besides Taylor Swift at football games you'd understand
Let's play Jeopardy!I'll take Astros Noises for $200, Ken --UNHH UNHH UNHH UNHH UNHH UNHH UNHH UNHH Answer?What is the sound of the Astros as they are face-down on a table and being gang raped and gaped by the White Sox?That is correct, Jose!
The Houston Colt Fifth Thirds
reminder that the white sox are the black chicago fanbase
The boys are in good spirits. Cam is confident. That puts my nerves at ease. I have no doubt.
Alec Bohm for Mason Miller. Who says no?
Come on San Diego! If you can bring that energy to the Padres, you can do it also for your Chargers
>>157966645cum shitter kek!
He is caught in a jam
spammy MINDFUCKED yankees universe
Dagger motherfuckers. Now.
Trashtros
>>157966645Alpha as fuck>>157966651Seethe more
StantonClutchOctober
>>157966789StrikeoutChokerOverrated
>>157966789Stanon37 years oldBrokenCan't play the fieldCan't run the basesHasn't played since April
>>157966789Dangerous at bat Stanton
nu>>157966816>>157966816>>157966816
>>157966828Pick your poison. Schlittler and Fried perfect game the red sux or Stanton hits a walk off to end your fluke season?
>>157965192OpSec level: Posting your betting slip online
