>>157942159
I told you to make it a Tony edition you nonce
dogshit thread
Heembros... Dana lost to Eddie again...
>>157961203he's a bawlgser now
Anyone else notice Hokit change his persona real quick when Arielle asked him about Dana? Guy is a legit loser
>>157961212Turn your monitor on
Qualche volta dormo, qualche volta sto sveglio per giorniE la gente che incontro se ne va per strade separateA volte sai che giorni avrai dalla bottiglia che beviE a volte quando sei solo non fai altro che pensareSono un cowboy, cavalco un cavallo d'acciaioSono ricercato vivo o mortoRicercato vivo o morto
>>157961229Fighters who run a foul of Dana tend to get a lot of road blocks in the UFC. Heavyweights in specific
monitor, OFF!
>>157961238Anyone see how cool this guy is? Guy is legit cool as hell
>>157961251Dana said himself that this isn't true, retard. Stop bad mouthing Dana
>>157961251Wrong, dana white specifically said tom aspinal signing with eddie hearn didnt upset him and had nothing to do with tom being stripped and demoted.
Talmbout Dana talmobut type a doo fuck a doo
>>157961251https://youtube.com/watch/sGhOJyLgtAM?PfiWOGmwhiV-mLqz
>>157961229He got reprimanded anally after that Michelle Obama comment dude was crying that it's just an act and he doesn't like playing the heel the very next day
"We have the best matchmaking, fucking period, ever in the history of matchmaking."Meanwhile in the war room: "Bro... Stirling AND Sterling..."
>>157961262for real>>157961290type shit, type shit
Cir! Cir! Ciryl Gane!Kaikkien naapurikansojen alistajaCir! Cir! Ciryl Gane!Hirveän miekkansa hilpeä kalistajaSapelia käytti - O-ho-ho-hoo!Maan kauhulla hän täytti - A-ha-ha-haa!Elintilaa huusi tullessaan
hokit? more like hokey, Gane end this bum
Rules dont matter in the Gane era, and thats what Mahamadali's opponent didnt realize until too late sadly
Just how many images of black men does Clozzy have to saved to his devices?
on a tangent it's crazy at the time considered stupid disco pop has such solid wordplay especially if you look at what is considered "intelligent" "feminist" or "empowering" they don't make them like frederik anymore
Everyone chillhttps://youtube.com/watch/i-XQK7NBUh0?ycLGHYsYi7HBl0w8
Gane looks like a thumb
>>157961346hokit doesnt even know how to fightthe incredible hok on the other hand...
>>157961376the only penis i have is conor
Just took a stinky Rosas in the Gable
hokbeast is hokbased and he doesn't lose to individuals with excess melanin
Lil bro rosas really thought he did something lmao got his ass uncd
Mehemmedali Osmanli knew to show no mercy, you gotta just go beastmode
One could say that you've gotta stay beastin 25/8
What’s Jiri’s path to victory against the freakish looking Zealander?
we need to talmbout the 101 remixes b that's a remarkable level of commitment to a tuba riff
His calf is compromised
Raul Rosas Jr. brought us the closest to an in octagon death we've ever been in the 30+ years of UFC's existence.
>>157961502It was a dive cazzie
>>157961502he was poisoned
>>157961502lowkey still pissed about the unc robbing my boy of the first ever ufc permaheem
>>157961491Imperial march is an absolute beast b how much further extrapolation is really warranted?
>>157961502Neal vs Luque?
>>157961527well mainly how long it took to curate such a behemoth and did you reject any songs
2nd closest is probably pooyay smashing dookie daniels face in btw
Popped a molly I'm sweatin
Qatar card lowkey gas fire fr on God no cap nigga
>>157961541i think i remember seeing that doctor that reacts to all the ufc injuries say that a brain bleed is a relatively minor injury lol
>>157961484Being himself as a human of the earth, Stirling isn't good and dosen't train often. Apparently he was caught having a homosexual affair with CBK leader Eugena Bareback which brought down the entire gym which was really a boxersice circuit anyway, not a real specific gym for a selected few elite fighters. So all in all, Jiris chances are actually very high.
>>157961541also if we're talking strictly in octagon deaths pooque wouldn't have died until a while later if it was severe and went unnoticed
>>157961542Hardest part was sorting out all the low quality "remixes" or random videos that werent suitable for a music playlist format. Then it was also pretty easy to add reposts of good songs into the playlist twice, so they needed to be removed again which took time as you can imagine as they do all seem to blur together after a certain point. Such an extensive and niche curated list doesn't just happen overnight my friend, and good things take time. Joshua Van
>open thread>the Finn made itman
>>157961338Gane: the biggest bitch of all time.
>>157961682Nah Rosas was pushing the pace in the fifth, he might have gotten the finish even if Raoni's brain didn't explode
Mr Belding just got heemed
Izzy we know it's you. You can stop with that Fight Club directed by Jordan Peele Stirling bullshit
Two calf kicks and his leg is already compromised.
>>157961726nah fuck that
Mainstream publicity baby
>>157962196I remember him from Joe Rogan
dana sim anonBook fights ahead by a few weeks in which there could be a pullout or injurySplit grappling and striking stats into kicking vs punch vs clinch, wrestling vs submissions to better show styles like gnp vs bjj guys, muay thai vs boxing style etc, I feel currently grapplers are overpowered but I have a small smaple around 150 fight weeksScouting mechanic-Scout with high attributes or high relationship with fighter should help see personality and statsHidden attributes bases on scout skills and knowledgeRegional promotions, scout region knowledgeChanging attritubtes so fighters improve and age over their careerFinancial- no upside to undercard if the main event has high hypeLow risk for fighter injury and to lose money, more negative events, injury, pullout and re-book mechanic maybe based on the fighter relationship with you and money you have to offer bonuses for short notice fights, miss weight, bad pressjust got my first retirements and ilia left to apex would be great to understand these mechanics better as I did not know when those guys were going to retire
>>157962196Why are fighters so susceptible to financial schemes?
> I am the serial killer> I am the bloody hand> I am the chief whore taker> I am the chosen one> I am the red staight razor> The one who bathes in blood> I am the boogey-man> I am the empty yawning hood> Look not for pity, no> I am the heartless man> I come to fix all things> I am the one man band> You cannot yet imagine> How you will dance for me> But you will dance forever> To the tune that I decree> The kingdom of the worm> Is all things to us all> But I will teach you many things> Before I let you fall> I am the black dead nightmare> I bring a light so bright> To illuminate the path we take> I show the way that all hearts break> And I will see the old world's back be broken> As we descend into the awful> Howling> Night
>Gane bitches Poatan after stoppage by caressing his face with his palms then lays down breathing heavy and looking dumb .mp4kek, true tho
Thats not funny and isnt what happened, gane was showing him respect by touching him and he looked really smart and, as they say, nonchalant relaxing with his arms behind his head.
>>157962323You know what I think you might actually be onto something here, I am now ganelightened
>>157961667well it leaves an impression, it may or may not be a record idk but i have never seen anything even close to it, i had suspected that you built it up and that it wasn't the result of a long weekend it looked too clean/no dups
>>157962251TWISTED FIRESTARTER
Xneedy beedy butterfly bambini talking to ximxelf once xagain I see? Somebody is almost just as sad and pathetic as poopy poop butt pants, pee pee doodoo diarrhea me I fear, *screenshot* ...almost
>ufc numbered event this weekend>no activity on /heem/Grim
heemers look like THAT?!
this card fucking sucks. 333 and qatar are the only two must see cards announced atm
>>157962404Excellent post, big dick daddy sean strickland got raped uhh I hate the jacked taiwanese boy ahhh why is his life so much better than mine!!
finalnd is my hero actually
talmbout Strickgape?
p4p car crash victim xean clitland
aj washes the floor with strickland in car crashes
*heems you stiff**explodes all over you*
you are ofc always free to leave b
>>157961502i thought maycee barber was dead vs grasso
>>157962633monitor
>>157962633nah, how about fuck that?
i have no idea perhaps the least of all of what is really going on
>>157961917Nah b, being pressed against the cage limits your breathing as you have to breathe throhgh the wires in the cage b
i know sean strickland was pressed up against his cage for 25 minutes last fight
>>157962848The funny part is that I've actually been told that I'm the person who has the least idea whats "really going on here" out of anyone. Not sure what they meant by that of course, naturally...
>>157961502And that's a good thing
I don't get it
>>157962227Thanks for the feedback, I've been implementing a lot of stuff, definitely not clear what's going on. Fighters do improve and age out over time now. Good point on injuries, I think adding in the risk of PED pops could be interesting too. I'll implement your points tomorrow
Shouldn't have popped that x pill last night I feel so jaded today
pondering Gane
Who we got
>>157963131
I don't care about your story bro
>>157963219Jiri
>>157963219the younger less retarded gentleman
I don't care about what's really going on here so I'm inclined to agree with you about that actually, chief
I will shut up from now on, I didn't expect to offend anyone, sorry you girls are so sensitive, i probably puffed your pussies all up with my mean mugging tude
>You have no idea what's REALLY going on here...
Sorry your pussies are so soft and pink
>>157963338
>You wanna find out?
Still waiting for an update on that, mail is really starting to overflow but I can't check for obvious reasons
I just exploded the biggest Jiri down the toilet the sound was like 5 seconds
it will have been more honorable to heem hap and ace after a life in the streets instead of what brie chandler is doing to them
>B-but I had no idea this type of post could trigger a full scale cyber investigation placing me criminally liable for arrest t-to be detained and charged b-but what about all my different *sob"* v-vpns a-and my tracking blockers *sniff*
It's going to be so fucking funny when I drive over to Xzneed's pigpen and shoot xher down like the rabid swine xhe is. I actually live 2 hours from it
Bodied that retarded son of a bitch
nah man said he went to the feds to grass on spamz uno das muad
>>157963240>Cte ridden fighters love slot machinesPottery a sophisticated fighter like Ilia plays poker and baccarat
>>157963501What's up spammy, you excited for contender series tonight? I'll be there in $hrimp$treams,live let's chat there *bro fist*
>slowly becoming an aspinall fan AFTER the gane fight
I just crapped my pants.
46 days until Gane fights.
>>157963607
I can't relateYour failures are not my faultNo sympathyAll hail the weakest link
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEG this petrified piglet actually reported his SpamDADDY to le heckin fbi like it would do anythingYou're gonna get RAPED piggyRAPED AND KILLED THEN STUFFED AND SPANKED
>>157963625tell me what is smells like the suomicord needs intel
>>157963219navajo stirling doesn't look that impressive to me, he's just massive. he's slow though. jiri should be able to piece him up, but then again jiri can also get dusted by something wacky.
can you imagine the interview between mr fbi and mr sneed about heem
>>157963431Why are they trying so hard to make Aliskerov a thing?
RAPE XNEEDBRUTALIZE XNEED TORTURE XNEED BEHEAD XNEEDRAPE XNEED'S UGLY FAT WHORE MOM
Big dump McDoo
>>157963654
Xneed getting real cocky after deleting his YouTube channel because some people used his playlists
>>157963431beast of a card
>>157963693kek
>>157963648He's only lost twice and it was to two champions of the division
>>157963718Meant for >>157963661
Sterling vs Stirling
>>157963648Nav is the future unfortunately, he's got good reach, fast, hapsplosive, all of your boys are aging out. Jiri will be in the care home with his bogged granny wife soon. He thinks he's mastered striking because he moves his head around, he's getting slept
>>157963366That wasn’t even spammy though. That was me pretending to be spammy which I occasionally do for fun. Also you’re the one that posted your address on 4chan you retard LOL.
>>157963718yes, but by pretty avoidable shit. and even in fights he's won, he sometimes gets wobbled. his style is very high risk high reward.
Can't believe khamzat used to be able to heem
>>157963776I don't think he was ever capable
Jerry heems the shit outta this indian kid. he's a fuckin samurai.
Could give a fuck bout no hater long as my bitches me, and my bitches love me(my bitches love me)Don't give a fuck what wrong with these niggas so long as my bitches love, and my bitches love me (my bitches love me)
Can anyone get me in contact with this women? Hope shes good, all this bullshit they are saying isn't very nice is ithttps://youtube.com/watch/d2I07MXXcqU?kYJ1zmS2Ck26MfM3
>>157963431Hooker vs Ortega should be one of the Kino Fights of the year.
navajo will be on the trail of tears after Jimmy Proctor is done with him.
>uhh mr FBI I’ve been blog posting for years on 4chan about my AGP, abusing dogs and doxxing myself can you please stop people being mean to me ;(
Either I'm getting ass or I'm skating, nigga
>>157963829
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9McVO9hpUE
>>157963882Hitler weighed 70kg, that nigga would've cut to 135lb
>>157963431Why is this better than 33Poo
>>157963648Man I just got alot more respect for Jiri and the way he carries himself. He has been through more than we know like alot of men and we should him for what he has been through. He's going to school this newcomer, there are levels to this shit.
>>157963718Dude had several layups (Hawes,Muniz, Warlley Alves) or brazzaland advantage against competitive opponents (Turtle, Bruno Ferreira) and now he is set up for signature win against Cannonier. Feels like he's a bit of a UFC project
>Jiri>Picked>Opponent's fight style>Ignored>Rinse and repeat
Why is it that men that are slightly/full zesty way more evil than regular men?
>>157963984You just keep your whore mouth shut and your virgin ears open and might learn a thing or two
>>157964017Huh?
>>157963984They're more in tune with the beast inside. Same reason why they're often great at Fighting. Say what you want about Jonjones but he could get it done in the Octagon.
>>157963984Jon Jones is gay as fuck and doe she look evil to you? He's got a lust for life here
Hitler and Stalin were both zesty fashionistas who wanted to kill each other because they were jealous of each other’s style
OOOOOHHHHHHHH STALIN WITH THE LEFT HOOKHITLER IS OUT COLDAND NEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW
>>157964049https://youtu.be/jQvUBf5l7Vw
The card this weekend sucks but at least we got contender series today
>>157963984Morales is tastefully zesty, he really doesn't come across as evil at all. Neither does Strickland But guys like Jones, there is something deeply broken within them. The two I mentioned are able to be who they are and not take themselves that seriously but Jones is an egomaniac who cannot accept what he is, and he takes it out on his wife and opponents
>>157964124dana needs to pay for this bitch to get a cock
poor alex... he's just to liddle...
>>157964193I'd say the most powerful engines need more diagnostics than standard engines
Sneed has great taste in music
>>157964043i want to say excellent post but i feel like your implying something
>>157964193This doo got colded by Tom Asspainanal and Alistar Poovereem
>>157964258calm down dear
This spammy guy is a fucking criminal, you cant just say those things and then ban them for ever talking about it....right? I mean its wrong and pathetic but I mean surely legally also, no?
>>157964299You admitted to abusing dogs and have a criminal record
I've heard spammy and sneed aren't real
niggers who say "colded" and "slimed out" instead of "flatlined" are stupid gay faggots like seriously kid gets some friends so they can correct in real time for being gay
>>157964297No shame losing to those freaks of nature.
>>157964329yeah the Janny would be having a fit over ghost people you're right
Flatlined? You mean dirt napped?
>>157964297pooptan got colded by a fruity ass nigga that gets his ass ate by his sister
>>157964297Jeez... You're right. Alex won't recover from this. Likely retirement is all that's left for him...
turns out Hap wants to be either an architect or engineer when he grows up. Chandler picked up a pretty peculiar nigga.
And now what about hitting somebody what a ballpoint hammer. What does that mean, is he retarded or something?
>>157963984Because they have female traits. Guys that are feminine tend to be more sneaky, and willing to betray. Thats how females are as well. Women lie alot and manipulate. They have sneaky behaviors and will betray when they need too. Women do not like men with feminine traits because they know how they are. Contrary to popular belief gay people are not well liked by women and treated like shit. Women are more tolerant of them but most don't want to be their friend. Women in general also hate on each other and backstab each other especially when they compete for guys.Regular guys on other hand are more straight forward and make their intentions obvious. This is how they model heros as well. Goku for example is very direct and pure hearted. He doesn't hide anything or manipulate. He just tried his best to help people and protect. Women and Men in general respect the straight forward nature of a man. They see it as virtuous and Masculine.
>>157964395Uhh he probably meant ballpeen hammer, just never actually did any work his entire life I guess
>>157964049Jones has two baby mommas and constantly cheats on his lady. I really dont think this dude is gay. Its weird that you keep projecting it. Stop being a Gurucel, hes a retard and just throws shit at the wall until it sticks.
>>1579632193 years ago i'd have bet a mortgage on jiri but he's washed now. chin is gone. stirling will heem in the 2nd
>>157963984self worship
>>157963431>albaziwhy is this doo still fighting his back is utterly heemed and he's done
>>157963648Navajo isn't a finished product tho. He is still in his evolution face. Each fight he looks better. I can see him being a champ later on. Jiri on the other hand is a finished product and has not evolved in years... you would think that he would learn some defense or something...
>>157963431who will hooker actually fight tho
>>157964395>>157964422
>>157964193this nigga is turning himself into bane?
>>157962448>Doctor>Has money>Heems people on weekends for pennies>Somehow ends up in UFC making real money >UFC likes you>They give you commentary work>They let you work at the performance centerI like Shi Ming too. I like when people have good careers but choose to be heemers for fun. It's purely based. Lord Buddha smiles upon her.
Yeah Jiri by submission
I mean come on you guys, I'm not even thinking about Contender Series for another 2 and a half hours
>>157964441Gooby has raped a woman, proven by a court of civil law. He likes a bit of gay porn
>>157964555Trips of truth, jiri will be submitted by navajo sterling round 5
>>157964388Hap and Ace listed their favorite things. Ace wrote WWE, Hap wrote airports... Seems to be an autistic nigga
you can put my ballpoint hammer on your forehead
>>157964600Yeah but thats not legal court you retarded dumbass, the burden for proof is much lower you clearly have no idea about the nuance of irish law you shitskin reject
>>157964554>Doctor It's the traditional chinese medicine type "doctor" thoughbeit
>>157964614it was already mentioned years ago on /heem/ that Hap had Abel energy and Ace had Cain energy.
>>157964648The nuance of Irish law is smearing poo on a jail cell walls
>>157964618nah fuck that
>>157964600Okay hold on a minute anon.Gooby is a different story. Yea their both cokeheads but thats were the similarities end... Conor is clearly more of a sexual deviant. Hes been accused too many times of rape and convicted once. Its too many accusations to just dismiss it as some gold digger thing. Gooby clearly did it. With Jones hes more of an idiot that does drugs and then gets into trouble but the women always willing go on the ride with him.
thank god gooby never went to thailand when he was in his nose candy phase, nigga would have done some serious damage.
>>157964672No Shi Ming is both a Traditional chinese medicine doctor and a modern style. In china both are valued. Too many people look down on ancient chinese medicine. Acupuncture works really well and some of their herbals are legit too.
Gooby is like 33% gay but Jon Jones is 80%
>>157964673I don't think Cain was zesty bruv
>>157964780but why the hog rider hair
>>157964614>>157964388why are you e-stalking little boys?
>>157964842cause he be riding that hog dee
>>157964767what about little Ilia?
lets go for that!
>>157964422You kind of need verbal or written backing to go to work, can't just imagine scenarios then go at it like a crazy person.
Back in the winning column.CSO. Resumes. Now.
>>157965045>worst mma fighter alive>easily dominates boxerstough pill to swallow for /box/jeets
What kind of wrestling persona do you give to a bulky black dude that was raised in the south by a upper class conservative white couple?
tony wins, fazza rots
>>15796492250%
Hey pussy are you still here?
man, heem has changed
THE GOAT RETURNShttps://youtu.be/OBJZw3bF0dg
>>157965154
>>157965206For the better. Don't tell me you miss the XDaddy slamming into YPussy's walls posts
where have all the good mengs gone and where are all the hawlgs
>>157965206No mercy in the carlos ulberg era
>>157962196i find this little gremlin very annoying for some reason
>>157964124i love her so much heembros, she is so beautiful
who me?
>>157965677Just hanging around, heh
>>157964723>look up this fight on google>Shi Feng (石峰) also known as Black Flame (黑炎) or Ye Feng (夜锋) is the main protagonist of the Reincarnation Of The Strongest Sword God novel.what did they mean by this
Heem day vibes, Ciryl Gane type shit cloud 9 can't wait for contender series
To me, Bon Gamin mean black excellence; black greatness. What does Bon Gamin mean to you?
Ganeis
what if I told you gane
In the beginning there was Gane, and Gane said let there be heemsAnd there heem were born, and this pleased him
just had an evening run
niggas be like "let's go for that" and then play league for 13 hours
>>157966163Establish that a regular habit
After a couple weeks of doing something every day you should be able to start doing it automatically without even thinking. Let's go running for that!
Running? Nah fuck that, I'll go heeming for cardio instead
*starts heeming everything in sight, even myself*
Real talk? Xneed deserves Spammy because of xer sins.
>>157966292Nah fuck that
sneed wonyadong wonspammy lost
heating up some 'za
>>157966384
I fear Spaddy boxed Sneed up in the heem stairwell
Volk vs Mosvar, who do u have? This is young vs old, head of haor vs bald, the eternal boomer eater vs the millenial allah 1 month fast, it's striker vs wrestler, action vs inaction, straight up and down fighter vs weird moves, all out self belief vs quite confindence. I just can't pick it
xneeded the spamorxpammed the sneed>>157966491movsar sadly
>>157966464Who are you even talking to cunt? Get a life, you aint shit
>>157966491Volk easily, he gets a massive immune boost from eating loads of bugs Movsar barely eats any bugs
I’ve heemed my friends, my mom, my dad. All in the pursuit of heeming power. These are the sacrifices required to be the best.
>>157966464Putting me in a self defense situation is gonna be bad my nigger
And I'll do it for you, for you fucking guys man!
This 'sneed' is actually cia gangstalkers working for the america/ufc corporation. They look up info on you and repeat it back to you as an intimidation attempt to keep you quite if you start to say things that could possibly affect the organisation in a negative way. This scum has followed me to every pursuit and interest i've ever had. I'm not allowed to have fun because of my intelligence and skillset i've been secretly recruited into the illuminati. Keep it up and im going to FREAK THE FUCK OUT IN REAL LIFE
>>157966600Who are you even talking to cunt? Get a life, you aint shit
>>157966600Damn I'm really sorry you think that could ever possibly been happening to you, vax status?
>>157966600Vax status?
>>157966491Volk stuffs most takedowns and wins in his typical boring pitter patter style
>>157966600
What did I miss today?
>>157966707Nothing. Your life wouldn't be any different if you stopped coming here permanently. In fact it'd probably be better. There's nothing to be gained here.
>>157966707Same shit different day chigga
>>157966707Man it was crazy. You just had to be there
>>157966739You'd think about Justin Gaethje a whole lot less
many might not have faith in figgy at this point in his career, but one has to consider that he is a masculine faggot, whilst talbott is a twink bottom. IGBBMN
>>157966685>>157966631Unvaxxed, uncircumsized, never wore a mask, never checked in with my smart device, never medicated, never had sexual desire for my own mother like Jung said I would, never even use shampoo, deodorant, male perfume, use a boar hair toothbrush with bi carb soda, eat only beef stew i cook myself, live far away in an isolated rainforest area, and still they are after me
>>157966763Not me! No way man, Id probably think about Justin Gaethje even more if anything.
>>157966803Damn, you must be really really good looking
>>157966707Shi Ming is blessed by Buddha. Thats about all I found out today on heem
>>157966803>Jung
>>157966825The best, I don't even want a gf she will downplay my looks or stab me in my sleep im so good looking, its fucking crazy, and im dangerous and smart, cunning as a fox too
>>157966851*tap tap tap* is this thing on
>>157966777My boy figgy just needs some time to mature, maybe move up another weight class to 145? Methinks one more run could be arranged.
Worl' Boss, d'even prison couldn't stop miMi get thirty-five and mi gi' dem back dat quickDem haffi wonder if a obeah mi practiceGod mi say, yo, a Jehovah mi practice'Memba seh Addi doh know how fi stop richCar, mi nuh stop switch, gyal, mi nuh stop trickBagga house, yeah, mi fulla key like locksmithBagga gyal, yeah, mi get mi balls and mi cock lick
Don't even know how im keeping myself together right now, im freaking THE FUCK out. Atleast my paranoid scizophrenkc adventures around town have turned into harmless sporadic shitposts. If this was 15 years ago I would be out on the loose until they captured me and strapped to a hospital bed feeding me pills while being watched by security guard CUNTS
>>157966836?
Gooby bribed two neighbors to lie about the lady he raped and the judge just heemed the neighbors. Goobys appeal is not going well. His rape conviction is not going away.
>>157966803>>157966923Hell yeah, stay free brother and fly like the eagles soar away and be freeFree bird, yeah
>>157966950the little mick can never just be normal for even only five minutes, you love to see it
>>157966950>Gooby bribed two neighbors to lie about the ladypeoples champ
But I outsmarted them, constantly on the move, always watching my back, never resting, never sleeping until the coast is clear, the t2 ai hive structure could read our minds back then until we learned to stop it, now im on the run with noone but myself to trust, not even my mother is worthy of my trust
>DEE! GET INYA OI NEED ME DUFFEL BAG OIM OFF TER BRIBE WITNESSES>aye conor me love roit away me dear
Danas Contender Series is Live>Fight Thread>>157967011>>157967011>>157967011
If I leave here tomorrowWould you still remember me?For I must be traveling on, now'Cause there's too many places I've got to see
whats the /heem/ snack lineup for cantender series?i got a couple apples the size of me bleedin fist and a bag of japanese rice crackers
DWCS streamstreem.gg/freestream
>>157967048gelato and a soda pop
>>157967048I pre gamed it. I ate some Carls Jr. The angus maximus is really good, combo'd it with some criss cut fries and powerade
'Cause I'm as free as a bird nowAnd this bird you cannot changeOh~-oh-oh- Oh-oooh~And the bird you cannot changeAnd this bird you cannot changeLord knows I can't change
>>157967034stupid bitch
These rip off cunts make you buy UFC fight pass, Paramount bullshit which always freezing, Main Event Kayo just to see a fucking fight that you want to watch. Why dont i just go lay on the street and stick herion up my ass, fuck you
>>157961257I look like this
Lmfao.
peruvians are now both whiter and better fighters than mexicans
SHITalians can't heem
this is why RIZIN is better
>>157961525Sexy time
The Incaic Man marches on.
well escuza me
Based on what I can tell the Incans are going to compeltely dominate the lower weight classes
>>157967761I creampied Dana here
https://youtu.be/OBJZw3bF0dgDan Ige got scammed
>>157967761At the top of the mountain of madnessRan the tears of the waters of sadness
>>157967777I can tell
Been eating 2 lbs of beef a day never been so stiff.
Could Tony make a UFC comeback?He looks fit.He still has fast hands.Good defense.Good footwork.
just two fatties goin at it. Land of the Free
>>157967908his athleticism and strength is gone, he only looks good because he's fighting the absolute lowest level clout boxers
Gay stoppage. Fag sport
the fact that one of them is getting signed is a sad testament for the state of the heavyweight divison
>>157968069dont tell me you dont wanna see that african ape throw trevor peek punches at derrick lewis
These senegalese niggas always fight like they are drunk
An interesting caveat is Daner has been itching for a UFC fight in Africa and Senegal is the fronteunner to host it. Wont surprise me if that Senegalese fella and Keita will be in that future card
sick of these muslims in the ufc, hope this ugly palestinian loses to George Staines, Anglo power will win
>>157968192are you retarded senegal is a complete fucking shithole? if anything UFC africa will be hosted in South Africa or Morocco
Tallfags cannot fight. Frail little boys
>>157968758>yellow: we were allowed to half chub?!?!
How's it feel knowing I bench 225 and can heem your bitch ass
>>157969032like a million bucks
>>157969032Physical strength stopped being important the day someone created the first crossbow (even the bow).
>>157969246Slingchands have been heeming you bowvirgins for centuries
>>157969294>SlingchandsYou just heemed yourself.
>>157969354Couldnt care less
>>157968758Before anyone makes the obvious joke this is Channel 4 not BBC
OOOOHHHHHHH HE’S HURT
Watashi Wa Navajo-san
>>157968758>This is explains alot about why Guru and UK posters behave the way they doGrim
>>157969509I havent been following this generation defining drama. Whats the scoop?
>>157969509Spanked and creampied by are Eddie
>>157969548>that’s not how you greentext
>>157969509> be Saturday>"Will you be in attendance at the presser on Wednesday, Dana?"> "I'll leave that as a surprise"> 3 days later> "Are you going to attend the presser tomorrow, Dana?"> "Of course not, I'm here in Vegas"
>>157969568Dana and Turki were trying to get involved in the fight with Dana as main promoter, Hearn threatened to pull the fight if Dana was involved. Looks like Hearn got his way.
>>157969585
AGHHHHHHHH
LETS GO FOR THAT
>>157969597Its still under TKO promotion. Eddie has to do it through them if he wants the Netflix payday. Dana will probably show up fight week and act like hes in charge. Should be funny.
We want picks pussies, im a lucrative james chad, thats the difference. I remember being 18
>>157970088Dana says jump and Eddie says how high master
Who's the Runza sandwich of the UFC?
PFL returns
minty bets
charly arnoult orgasm denial
>>157970102I’ll make my picks right now I don’t give a fuck, fuck it I’ll pick the whole card. give me the names
Why is a women like this so interested in a violent sport like ufc?
>>157972505bitches love fighting
>eddie tanking toms career to earn the right to host a fight between two has beens in a division that hasnt had a legitimate champ since kiltschko on his faggy little islandare we absolutely sure its toms son thats the retarded one?
>>157972505Don’t be fooled. Women aren’t into things in the pure way men are. They do it for other reasons, mainly attention and money.
>>157972682like son like father
>>157972745>mainly attention and money.just like men
>>157972801give me your money and I can get you more attention and money
i missed the cantender series i thought it was on thursday
Mini mengmini, mini, mini, mini meng...
Dana makes Sinatra look like the backpack kid
I like Helwani women
i started getting an erection but skipped forward because i thought a tranny penis was gonna jump scare me so i had to make sure. i apologize
>>157973030Its cool b
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dBsJM9rDZ8
dana should give the fans what they dont know they want to see yet. Josh Van vs ufc bjj champion faggot musumeci
>>157963501You were only 2 hours away over 8 hours ago..What happened playa, you got lost on your way to come kill me or something?
Sneed got this guy a little week in the knees?
Buddy called Lieutenant Shrimp had him pulled over
I’m not new to this shit, I’m just new to this area. Been doing this shit.
>>157972851chuck became champ 5 times?
I see British excellence reigned supreme yet again last night.
Cunts keep activating my paranoia, are you talking about me or not? Don't Gangstalk anyone on here from now on. Heem is a safe place. Im a master rat like helwani, i will dob you cunts in to law enforcement if someone is being bullied and harrassed
My psychologist says I have determined strict moral boundaries for right and wrong and that I once I plan things out I always take action
Look behind you…
Whos there
>>157973353here I am, there you were.
Stop impersonating me!
Bro tried buying a ballpoint hammer on his way to come hit me with, no luck I guess?
Hap or Ace?
me after I finish my breakfast: cereal gone
> shadowboxing? nah, dats telekenesis
>>157973418
>gets an oxytocin rush
we all thought hap was going to be the zesty one...
Always been a Hap guy. The OG. Fuck all you Ace bandwagoners.
That hap boy....he a little light on his feet or somethin
>>157973395The ballpeen hammer meme was something i made up years ago on /pol/, why do you think it's relevant to say now? Yes a ballpeen hammer is fun little weapon, puts a bunch of bruises and lumps on peoples heads but thats not cool really.https://youtube.com/watch/Mik90Qxfuj4?uFAJc8v8JDTgBJrm
>>157973418I have some ethical concerns
>The ballpeen hammer meme >was something i >made up years ago on /pol/>why do you >think it's relevant >to say now? >Yes a ballpeen hammer >is fun little weapon>puts a bunch of bruises >and lumps on peoples >heads but thats not cool really.>im maori bro
That’s fucking crazy man
the future is plant based
>>157973506I don't give a fuck what you are, a thicker skull just increases the ball and peen size needed, heavier weight for a thicker skull, dosen't mean shit to me black boy
>>157973490Theyre called ballpeen hammers friendo
>>157973522sir, pat barry is in the arena and asking security for their credentials. many guests are reporting his extreme behavior.
>>157973538Bot
i got a thick peen. a heavy hammer so to speak. hits like josh van. i can go five rounds with the best
>>157961200Fuck Dana
>>157973532cast iron pan will fuck you up bring it. always got one in my pocket
y'all sure do like talking about balls and peens
>>157973551AHHHHHHHHHH!!! HELP ME SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!! They are making me stalk you, don't let them capture you again!!!
>>157973543
It's probably not stalkers, it's probably losers repeating memes I invented years ago and don't even know who I am or how prolific I have been on the chan over the years. I came to heem 2 weeks ago and shook the shit out of this general and soon ill prob move on and focus more on my research into science and fighting. My goal is to become a well respected spiritual and psychological coach for australian ufc fighters so you might see me on the scene soon enough
>>157973582We won’t.
I got em all shook with a mixture of violent comments and spirituality, im like Jiri or Poaton, totally not a meme fighter but a serious and well respected champ
Information breech, information breech deploy new slaves and detain code black
>>157973597>we Awhhh are all your friends in this general with you right now awhhhh
>>157973582Honestly? Respect.
>>157973614Yeah and we’re all laughing at you.
>>157973582One of the mods here likes to do that because he's got no life, he's disabled
>>157973622Im schizophrenic, i have a new dream every few weeks. Life is just a fast paced fever dream of unfinished projects until we die, no I do not possess the social skills needed to do what I say I will so don't get your hopes up or expect anything from me. But I am happy if you want to take my dream and do it if you don't have one.
>>157973641Ok that makes sense and soothes my mind, I thought it was a high level plot by the intelligence agencies, thanks man
>>157973582welcome in, I will retire you.
got a nice warm cuppa green tea
>>157973648sacrifice your chin to the fight game you owe it that
Pat Barry was the best to ever do it
>>157973656Yeah man, thats how he always knows which posts are yours and stuff. I usually just call him spammy. Guy is here all day every day, real sad case but I wish him well.
>>157973684Ok so how the fuck do you know I drink green peppermint tea motherfucker? Nah this shit is getting crazy, fuck this place. You want me gone? Im out.
>>157973690Im too old but would of made a good heavyweight. Peace
Houston we have a problem
Boy those hands sure lookin’ soft boy. We used to rape boys like you by the dozen down by the village square on a Tuesday.
Remember when spammy made that other guy crash out just by posting "AARON PICO!" every time he posted anything?I do.
>>157973744>posts boxing in mmafound the problem
gable filled up his shoo shoo dipey, jon come change him
>>157973718worlds baddest man tryouts this weekend in your homeland
i cant wait for aaron pico to be dominating keita for 2.25 rounds and then get caught by one winging overhand and go colder than anyone has ever gone before
will darth rigatoni have success in mma? he got kinda a gay autistic vibe but maybe he's more genius autist than gay
/heem/vengers assemble
>>157973708>peppermintnah mate. lemon and ginseng.
>>157973798he claims to have been training muay thai forever but he's got no real mma experience and will get fucking obliterated in transitional moments by fighters who actually understand the gamehe'll be like ryan hall, catch a few guys with leg locks then run into someone who can prevent him implementing his game and take life altering damage, also doesnt help that he's going to be headed into shark tank divisions
ton aspinall and ovince st preux two guys with a whole lot of performance awards and no real belt to show for it. nobody that wins that shit is a real champ. conor never defended. conor spent a grand total of 8 minutes in a championship fight not looking like a bitch. Jons the GOAT
>>157973819
>>157973818i just want to see it happen already. the bjj community deserves it
>>157973833You now remember Yushin Okami
AARON FUCKIN' PICO!
nobody talks about the bisexual blind black belt bitch tommy aspinalls dq loss cause hes got so many more its hard to take him serious. pantoja blew his shit up like a retard and far less enlightened individuals than myself although there were plenty of you still thought he had a chance. tom loses when he blows up his shin? retard. tom loses when he walks into ganes fingers? retard. tom threw some elbows? nobody remembers this. everybody remembers Jons elbows because theyre legal now so he's undefeated. tom would still be a loser. nobody gives a fuck about his elbows
>>157973885Tomdaddy owns your maple bacon bussy I fear…
can't even see mate my monitor awake sadly
>>157973819Jon is GOAT all right and I think we all know what the G stands for
>>157973993greatest as in the best
Gmhh
>>157973855
Rofl >.<
England is my city.
little slow in here huh?
>>157974015by way of England, Australia, Nevada
>*dies from the wound*
>>157974037we should be so lucky
meat by khabib
hamstrings are sore
>>157974037Would like to see this happen to Gayne
Tommy lavorava UFCSignor Eddie Hearn è in sciopero, non è un periodo fortunato per luiÈ duraCosì dura
>>157974129scares jon jones
Will navajojojo heem jiretard?
>>157974136
There’s no question that Jones was petrified of Tom.
talmbout gonzo
andys boys fast? for a heavyweight? what does that mean? shouldve had him lay off the tuna mayos and the crisps and the fry ups. toms boys retarded? look at his father. you dont go to war with Dana White
>>157974196look at the schnozz on that ariel my gawld>>157974169the only people petrified of tom afterthought are people stuck having to make small talk with him
Jones is literally out on his own partying with random gay men as we speak
payton talbott the type dude to drink a la croix
I remember now, he eye-poked someone pretty hard
heres my blind tom impression: oy daddy you signing up a good contract i cant fuckin see nuffin hows me boy suppose to learn to read
its not what you know its what you can prove. check the record. undefeated
He poked Tony in the eyes and he headbutted Jared Gordon finishing him while being black, I remember now
In Afghanistan in the 70’s women made up more than 60% of University students
>>157974251those are still less black than wearing a ski mask with no skis maybe you still haven't found it
>>157974142Jiri evolves every time he loses. Expect a rough night at the office for Navajo. They rushed him too quick.
>>157974142Theres no cash here mate
another thing is toms on his second lay off and hasnt won shit. Jon was already undisputed twice by his. you dont get to take breaks if you're not the best. then you're just sitting cause youre a bitch
>>157974266I'm sure that's it he justified it by saying the usual iss you boy muffaka big snood
ASADA just tested Navajo Stirling for performance enhancing drugs and he got dragged out of the gym in handcuffs, its not looking good
>>157974169I think it was a case of game recognising game. Two scam artists going at it for the love of the game
>>157974002Jimi wins the Rakic rematch
King Green is like Solid Snake. Bobby is like Big Boss
>>157974142didnt he go to a decision with bellato
i wonder if the retards at killcliff have taught Ribovics that bobby green is allergic to doubled up hooks or if they're just gonna let him flail and get peached up
Jailin Turner murdered Bobby Green, he was then reborn as King
A weapon to surpass hood fighting
cte is realcte israel?
>>157974187talmbout gonzo
It's only smellz
Dana Shite’s Pooptender Series
nigga we stay schaubeastin on them hoes
kid you're fucking dogshit. welcome to the UFC
I haven't had sex in 15 years since my mental breakdown.
Dana is more passionate about picking fights with Eddie Hearn than he is about running the ufc properly.
thinking about payton talbott's fine ass
>>157974529It's all a work buddy
>>157974522we have josh hokit and ciryl gane fighting for the heavyweight title, this division needs all the help it cam get
>>157974570Yeah but can Ciryl play QB like Hokit? No hes not athletic enoughhttps://youtube.com/watch/tWNjnQWqKRw?yeG_sRAIhga11tjx
>>157974527Don’t be like Xneed and blogpost about your life cheers thanks
>You smell like shit>We'll have to hire a primatologist to look after you between fights>You got bigger lips than Mick Jagger>And I don't think I could find even one fat white woman in Vegas that would fuck you.>Don't make me regret this, kid!What did he mean by this?
>>157974587Hopefully he chimps out and does what Ngubu didn’t do
>>157974584Your a thicc boy arnt you boyhttps://youtube.com/watch/89yGy9iqO6o?59BGXeAJhBKRarrO
Gane could have been an elite soccer player or an elite basketball player if he wanted to. Hokit is just a fat retard. It takes no skill to be a big fat retard and wear a helmet and crash into other fat retards.
>>157974587>what did he mean by this?It's just blatant racism at this pointhttps://youtube.com/watch/bfCetVDYhNk?aU0uAOyTc9_Aoijm
New thread:>>157974611
>>157974587mike and brie at the adoption center
>>157974605>Gane could have been an elite soccer player or an elite basketball player if he wanted tohe tried and failed to be both
