>>157961888ALL the time should go to Jameis.
>>157961888Iggles fans will do anything but blame Hurts for that game
coming for that 1 seed
>>157961888I think the Chargers should move down a tier. I thibk Harbaugh knows Herbert has lost it and they are actively talking.
Silly non-sport.
>>157961888Bungholes will lose Sunday.
¡Vámonos Broncos!
Canons
is it true that McVay left without doing a presser?
>>157965916As someone who has been to many Broncos games, it's pretty fuckin Mexican on game day.
Is there any reason to watch a Chargers game other than to maybe see a couple shots of Beer dressed like a skank?
Post moar cannons
>>157965933He got beat up by Payton at the end of the game. Someone posted the video in the last thread!
>muh nobility and blue blood in the newfag sportthe only nobillity in american sports is the yankees which is why even though they're shit they STILL cause people to seethe like mad on /mlb/gonna have to rape correct some people on this larp across multiple gennies it seems likeyes football is the best sportyes baseball is no longer good and now pacoswingNO there is no such thing as nobility in football nor blue blood (there never was, it's a cringe cope dixiefag thing from college hoops)
Didn't read
>>157965942Herbert is still good for one or two 'wtf' throws a game>>157965967I have never heard someone say football was 'noble'
>>157965967Based.
>>157965954
>>157965986>I have never heard someone say football was 'noble'ctrl+f nobility in the last thread17 hits
This is Marvin Harrison JrSay something nice about him
>>157966020Do not insult Gollywogs. They are an important part of our culture.
>>157966006Are you so autistic that you can't figure out that "nobility" in this context is not trying to compare it to literal nobility? It's to describe the storied, historical franchises. It's not to claim the sport itself is noble, or teams themselves are aristocratic.
The 100 club has ten you might not expect
Love me kangzLove me cannonsMiss me N9ne Simple as
reminder if you acknowledge nobility as a thing the most "noble" division in football (and the one with the coach who the superbowl trophy is named for) is also the worst one in anyones recent memory with 1 superbowl in the last 4 decades
Who’d be the right coach/OC combo for Herbert?Also how should Madison motivate Herbert to play better?
>>157966065OOOH FUCK I'M GONNA SKOOOLLL
oh nonononono Ninebros, this can't be!!!!
>3 INTs, 4 pass breakups, 18.2 passer rating allowed when thrown to>rookie, only really gone against Chris Olave talent-wiseIs Hezekiah Masses legit?
>AIEEE GRINGOS CRACKAS WE'RE NOBILITY O ALGO, LET US IN TO THE COOL FOOTBALL CLUB NOW THAT OUR SPORT IS GOING INTO A LOCKOUT
>>157966045>Trying to talk sense into that raging retardBold.
>>157966049Why does goof always have a shit qbr? Is it because he isn't black and doesn't run around like a retard? I don't understand that stat.
>>157966069>Just massage the data till it agrees with you! ALL STATFAGS MUST HANG
>>157966006Oh I see. I missed that. >>157966076Herbert really isn't the problem. Him 'playing better' would make a marginal difference, they would still drop half the passes and let guys through unblocked
>>157966080>9 and 19 not available>chooses 9*2
>>157966080>upgrade from nine to nine squared
>>1579660809ineSquared
>>157966080Now he's twice the 9
>>157966095>NOOO YOU CAN'T USE ROUND NUMBERS LIKE 25, YOU NEED TO CHERRYPICK A TINY INTERVAL WHEN MY TEAM DIDN'T LOOK LIKE DOGSHIT AIEEEEafraid to name your team lad?
>>157966101>>157966104>>157966107we are so cooked as a country
>>15796608018 still equals 9 in numerology
>>157966104>>157966107>SquaredYall are dumb as hell.
>>157966107Oh wait that's 9ineSquarded backwards. I'm retarded
>>1579661079 squared is 81 you moron.
>>157966122Its black math
>>157966086The Raiders are historical nobility, like the Packers, Cowboys, 49ers, and Steelers.
Why is Purdy ranked #10 on PFF QB ratings? are Love, Maye, and Dak really better?
>>1579661229*2 was correct though
>>157966140Yes.
>nine squared is eighteenjust turn 360 degrees and walk away bro
The best qb performances of week 3
>>157966122The first guy you responded to is correct.
>>15796613118 is just 81 backwards though
>NFL games aren't a source Why are posters here so retarded
>>157966154Yeah, but then he'd get sued by Chad Johnson.
>>157966154Fascinating. Go ahead and shuck and jive your black ass away from me now.
>>157966148>#2>loses
>>157966159Show me one of those games. Full 60 minutes too
>The Raiders are historical nobility
>>157966140>pff ranked Maye above Purdy What the fuck does a pff rating even mean for a qb with 7 picks and 1 td to be rated above a qb with 9 tds and 1 pick?
>>157966175>One of them Sure Superbowl LVII Find it yourself
>>157966169I probably make more money in a week than you do faggot
>>157966148Lamar Jackson wins!Dem sois lose!/nfl/ loses!Say the line /nfl/!
>>157966180Nothing. It's just statsfags hallucinating shit again.
>>157966190t. drywall finisher
How happy would you be if you woke up to Madison Beer or Hailee Steinfeld everyday? If Herbert or Allen seem off, it’s because they already won at life
>>157966207t.never been with a woman, especially a high maintenance woman
So if the Raiders start 4-0 what happens?
>blue blood>nobilityplumberball cope for dogshit teams and/or dogshit regions
>>157966207Didn’t Josh Allen’s girl get BLACKED on screen?
>>157966207Beer? Upset. Shes a bogged BPDemon, and isnt pregnant.Steinfeld? Jew, but already bred. Still slightly upset because shes not currently pregnant again.If I got married and was rich, I would 100% be Phillip Rivers MAXXING
>>157966207Steinfeld somehow strikes me as less work than BeerWonder how they look without the makeup
>>157966207this is what I think I happened to Russel Wilson.
>>157966244Yes anonIt was a completely unsimulated graphic sex scene with Michael BBC Jordan
>>157966233They end 4-13.
How didn't Belichick get an NFL job?He'd way better than shitters like Bowels or whoever is coaching the Dolphins
My Chargies!
>>157966271same reason he's not in the hall of fame.
>>157966271owners are a cartel and tend to stick together
>>157966180Yeah that's nuts>>157966271It's fucking crazy. I mean it's kind of funny he's failing in college, But I really wanted >>157966274>My Chargies!To get him. Why Choose Harbaugh, if you're going with dinosaurs? Get the fucking T Rex, the king of dinosaurs, not Harbaugh
>>157966258Nah Wilson was just never the same after he broke his finger. His throwing mechanics were garbage after that and he couldn't run but was also afraid of staying in the pocket which is also why Seattle didn't hesitate to trade him away when they had the chance
>>157966233Then they will just need to win 2 more games for my sports book to pay out the over I fucking smashed during the off season.
this is the part where i remind you tens of millions of chicanos are desperate for LA teams to be good in football and they're not
>>157966258Russell Wilson is just a phony cornball ass brotha who just decided to sit on his ass once he got a paycheck from the dumbass broncos.
>>157966264B…bu…but they were just acting, right?
>>157966284Doesnt he need to be away from the NFL for longer?Brady's not in yet either
>>157966338NevermindBrady is in
>>157966338he was eligible for it in the last class and didn't get the votes
>>157966318During each of the 28 takes, yes
>>157961888Shouldn't the Commanders jump the Xhehawks to Super Bowl Contender now since they absolutely stomped them?
>>157966233Nothing yet, I don't trust this team to do anything of note anymore. I won't believe for a moment until I see "x-" in front of their name in the standings. I expect we'll see mayhem in everyone's power rankings though if they do pull it off this Sunday.I think this week's game is winnable, but I wouldn't put money on it. It's the first real team >we're facing this season, after all.
>>157966338They made a rule a couple of years ago that allows coaches to be inducted after one year
>>157966366usually for most teams that aren't in the jesterguild the backup QB is worse than the starting QB so you take that into account
>>157966367If the Raiders go on a run with Kirk Cousins of all people my keks will be large
>>157966215What’s wrong with having a hot girl? The sex is probably out of this world
>>157966313Are you black?>>157966392Not in this case
>>15796639613 year olds get out
Cam Ward is the worst QB I’ve seen in my life. I’m tired of retarded titans fans defending this shitter. Levis had flashes of brilliance. Levis had potential. Levis could be fixed. Cam Ward is just irredeemable dogshit and everyone makes constant excuses for him. He’s like the black Justin Herbert, except Justin Herbert used to be good.
is this one of those Darnold induced melties ive heard about?
>>157965989>get called into the owners office
>>157966424people thought this about bryce young too
>>157966065Ay, a proper milky maiden
>>157966445Bryce Young has a good attitude. Bryce Young cares about football. Bryce Young realized that he was dogshit and rather than hide behind “muh terrible situation” he actually stepped up his game. You can tell Bryce Young is trying his best despite his lacking physicality. Bryce Young is the opposite of Justin Herbert. He has a respectable mentality. Cam Ward doesn’t give a shit. He is content to be terrible.
>look up 2nd stringers of every team>seen niggas I forgot existed
Spot the WR babby
already time for chiefs induced melties?
UNLEASH"the 9"(let him go)"it's time"(Turn him loose) LET HIM PLAY
>>157966392>Salty ass Xhehawks fanStay mad. D O M I N A T E D
>>157966554he shattered the mold
>>157966367Where's your boyfriend!? Did you guys break up!?
>>157966020Guess whose stealing all his targets?>Most targeted TEs
>>157966568soon, it will be 9time
>>157966531>MutthomesHoly YAC babby
>throwing to receivers that are open or break tackles is actually bad
>>157966531>Bryce Young has the most passing yards through 3LolLmao
>>157966531I understand that dragons are based and exciting and what not, but when did YAC turn into a negative stat? This is the same bullshit with QB rushing yards being "more valuable" than passing yards, who fucking cares how the team gets the yards? The ball moved forward and the chains advanced, end of story.
>>157966603>my QB is good because he can throw 5 yrds.
>>157966611Cause people forget football is a team sport and not a QB skills competition
>Bucs start 0-3 and Baker is out with a hand injury for 3 games>There were already rumbles that Bowles will be fired and Baker is unhappy>Kangz trade N9ne out of nowhere for pick even though they could wait till trade deadline and get more valueThe Bucs are going to fire Bowles soon and tank for Arch/Mestemaker. They will also be trading Baker to the Kangz for picks and w/e else. You heard it here first.
Alright who just put their helmet into my tight end?
>>157966611context matters
>>157966636>fag on the play
>>157966611Good quarterbacks go above the Xs and Os which is why it's irritating to see systembabby QBs steal valor for making basic throws to receivers that are schemed open and do the heavy lifting for them.
Latest cap from latest Mina Pod!Very easy one here I'm sure one of you sees it
>>157966694You just know.
My Packers finna make that rookie QB in Tampa look elite on Sunday
>>157966694she fucks dogs?
>>157966644Yeah?Here's some context for you: Did they win the game? Yes/No
>>157966694I don't listen to retards. Solak is okay sometimes when he's not being a statty boy DVOA mark
>>157966709>>157966718shes always had that
>>157966615yes. if the defense is constantly giving the quarterback 5 yard dump offs it means they're terrified of him throwing it deeper. bad quarterbacks don't get that response.
My Commies not losing anymore games for the rest of the season. The darkness is gone.
>>157966718Now we know what humiliation ritual she had to perform to attain her highly paid position of sportsball media whore.
>>157966724You must absolutely love and rate Gaylen Squirts.
Unironically, would you draft Jeremiah Smith #1 overall?
>>157966734>Starving african child QBits here to stay, actually.
>>157966694added to my collection
>>157966554He's no John Elway
why shitcongo so nasty
>>157966694>>157966709>>157966718>>157966727since none of you will do it>>157966800post the one you did last night
>TFW I'm not Mina's dogFeels bad man
>>157966734>replace rg5>start winning gamesMany such cases!
qrd on the Andy dalton thing, why are people mad at him
How hard does he gape the chiefs?
>>157966859some guys have all the luck
>>157966611>when did YAC turn into a negative statQB I like gets YAC? Efficient play, taking what the defense gives you, BradyesqueQB I don't like gets YAC? Systembaby, WRbabby, shit QB
>>157966890For some reason Sirianni had a "QB competition" for the backup QB, and Dalton played like shit in the preseason but they made him the backup. He comes in (because Sirianni blew an in game situation) and on his first pass throws a terrible INT.
>>157966890scapegoat for the team getting absolutely ass blasted in every phase of the game.
>>157966734Everyone is saying this
>>157966890
lenny you lucky dog
>>157966890Nobody likes gingers
What does sex feel like?
>>157966911>>157966921>>157966926>>157966930>>157966936Fug. poor Dalton man, always wanted him to excel but was just always mediocre on my Bengals
>>157966905Missed shitpost opportunity to put bradyesque in both categories
>>157966924>using his elbow like thatHe should stop, out of respect for the dearly departed
>>157966957>Being nostalgic for Andy fuckin Dalton
>>157966937Like a lesser version of gay sex
Zesty ahhh QB
>>157966962
>>157966937Spectacular Wake up with a sore ass in the morning but this worth it
>>157966996why shouldn't i be nostalgic about the greatest 1pm quarterback in history?
>>157966890Also worth noting it wasn't just an int on his only throw, it was a massive momentum killer. The eagles had stopped the bears on 4th and goal, marched down the entire length of the field and were about to tie it up when he threw that pick in the endzone.
>>157966890>Jalen drives the field to take the lead>Mandatory concussion check>Doctor drags ass and keeps Jalen in the tent>Barkgets the down to 3rd and 1>Ginger knob throws an endzone INT
Jews got you to clap, jump up and down, and scream for monkeys. Whites that watch this slop are just sad
>>157967030How big is Case?
10-0 against the NFC.9oids, get ready to open up your buttholes
>>157967026MHJ on the way
>>157967041>intentionally sell the legal hit>lay on the ground for several seconds for a flag>somehow surprised he gets pulled, either injury for 1 play or independent concussion protocol >screams like a child when he isnt out there helping his teamlel
how many (if any) more games will the Seahawks win?
>>157967093Honestly I wish my QB showed emotion. Love would just stand there with his autistic expression
>>157966996nostalgic in the sense that I wanted a member/former member of the team I support to do well.
Patriots are shit now because Robert kraft spent all his money on an antisemitism monitoring data center instead of an offensive line
>>157967093
>packers bears flexed out of primetimeKWAB
>>157967062At least I know it's all entertainment. There are people on this very site who obsess over politics believing their vote matters. Oy vey
>>157967151Unironically true. I got band the other day for calling a kike a kike, even though ive been doing that for years here no problem. Theyve got those jidf staffers working nonstop
ahemFuck the Sheagles lmao
>>157966629Lot of teams at rock bottom NFCBucsPackersGiantsRamsAFCChargers PatriotsTexans DolphinsTitans
>>157967151>instead of an offensive lineThey literally did that this off season. Their O-line is better this yearMaye is just dogshit
>>157967188sanchez seething kek
>le heckin meatball sub xDThis fucking faggot normie meme cant hold a candle to the interception walrus
Where’s Tony Romo?
>>157967261he druk
How did he fall to the 5th round?
>>157967251Normies love meatballs because that’s all their heads are filled with.
>>157967261On the couch because CBS is trying to get out of his contract
anyone got a stream for the game tonight?
>>157967295twitch.tv/moonmoon
>>157967295Its Tuesday not Thursday you might need to take more of the drug cocktail you expected to knock you out until then
>>157966531>just go where i need you to go and the ball will get there and be completed brobased t-law
>>157966831>grabs his arm>doesn't even flinchHow the fuck do you have this little situational awareness?
>>157966585Its Andy Reids system.
>>157967327fuck
>>157967279who the fuck is that midget on the jags?
>micro penis jr
>>157967390that was my nickname in high school
>>157967390How did they all know your dad had a small dick?
>>157967350he's an npc who went back to his innocent stadium-goer loop
>>157967417Mighty peculiar...
>>157967388me
>be star player in college >get drafted by Cleveland >fade into obscurity Many such cases
>>157967495I’m from Ohio, can confirm.
I'm such a stinky boy right now fellas absolutely scorcher of a day. I've got swamp ass like you wouldn't believe mmhmmmm 'fraid so
>>157967516Go find a kangaroo and see if you can knock it out by farting in its face.
>>157967417Where did that nasty little goblin steal that purse and blouse from?
>>157967261the longer Nantz and Watt build rapport and settle in together, the less incentive CBS has to break up the band. Especially when doing so will create a domino effect across their other NFL booths, which are also adjusting in the wake of Romo’s indefinite leave following being busted driving wasted on an interstare in Milwaukee >he had been participating in the Wisconsin Amateur Golf Tournament held in nearby West Bend, Wisconsin>He was traveling on Interstate 43 toward the Milwaukee area when he was pulled over for driving wasted While Romo has made it clear he’d like his job back, CBS has been noticeably tight-lipped about that possibility. Meanwhile, just about every sports media insider has signaled they think the end is nigh and it’s just a matter of negotiating the monstrous amount of money the former Dallas Cowboys quarterback is still owed.If there’s ever a time for CBS to figure out how to bring Romo back while also rejiggering all their other booths accordingly, it’s Thanksgiving. CBS’s A-booth routinely pulls double duty around the holiday. As such, they tend to get a Sunday off in there to recuperate. If we’re not hearing Romo make his weird noises or say “I don’t know, Jim” by then, the conversation will officially shift to whether he ever returns to a CBS booth.
>>157967549That’s what that faggot gets for playing golf.
>>157966531Air yards is a meme. In fact it's more often than not a sign that the team's passing game is in disarray.
>>157967518What is Caleb doing at the Cardinals game?
>>157966833this?
Who's your favorite NFL YouTuber?For me, it's Barry McCockiner
>>157967653>he watches nfl youtubersgrim
>>157967653Gridiron heights is the only NFL related content on youtube worth watching.
>>157967653I only watch homer crash outs for entertainment.
>>157967698I can't get over how dogshit it looks. IMO, animation as a medium intrinsically fails if it's ugly.
>>157967618perfect
>>157967653For pure ball i do sometimes watch check the mic
>there are people itt not listening to that Shedeur joint at work rnSHEEEEESH
>>157967720It's like south park, I'm willing to sacrifice it being pretty for it being current and topical.
I feel only pure emotions of love when I see Mina
>>157967653for my chargies its the guilty as charged guysthey are very competent, inoffensive, and realisticuse to watch bolts from the blue back in the day when they were the only show in town but they have fallen apart in the last half decade and desu revealed themselves to not be real ball knowers but they did sometimes get good inside info
>>157967759Pure beauty, grace, and professionalism. Total competence. We can never have her, but we can be thankful that she is a small part of our lives.
>>157967750Got them baguettes around my neck i STAY SHININ’
>>157967653For me, it’s That’sGoodSports
>>157967653Giants Nation Show 4 Life
>>157967653I only watch all-22 analysis channels on mute
they try to insult our love with crass memes but they don't realize we are much more mature than them
>the vikangz traded JJ and instead opted for a black qb midget mega bust who cant even begin to process KOCs complex offenseCouldnt have happened to a better team desu
>>157967854powerful
>ynr the Dangerwich
>mfw if I was my ninies starting probowl future hofer ss, id be on ir right for diarrhea. But it's okay because I'd get rehydrated for Sunday ballhawkin n'bangers wif my boy Freddy dubs
Josh Allen is the best fullback in the league
>>157968006Fullback is a position blacks dont play though
>>157961888How
>spend almost 100 million on oline>all injured >somehow Bryce leads the nfl in passingWhat do I make of this?
>>157968054How does it feel to not know what the fuck you're talking about?
>Calvin Johnson>Golden Tate>Cooper Kupp>OBJ>Davante Adams>Puka NacuaWhy aren’t there more high IQ Matthew Stafford truthers (like me) who know that he’s been carried by his receivers his entire career?
>>157961888Move the Niners down, move the Jags up
>>157968074Bryce Young has got that dawg in him. Genuinely one of my favorite QBs in the nuNFL
>>157968075>Lorenzo NeilThis picture is probably older than you are.
LeMur Jackson
The season is alive
What's he thinking right now?
>>157968082This. He puts up huge numbers with elite wrs by just hucking the ball to them over and over. He's always been a pretty mid QB.
>>157968169>black QBs
>>157968169I miss Josh..............
More rings than your favorite franchise btw
1. Niners2. Bills3. Chiefs4. Seahawks5. Broncos6. Jags 7. Bears8. Rams9. Ravens10. Raiders11. Saints12. Lions13. Bengals14. Vikings15. Eagles16. Cowboys17. Commies 18. Colts19. Texans20. Patriots 21. Steelers22. Panthers23. Falcons24. Packers25. Browns26. Jets27. Cards28. Chargers29. Giants30. Bucs31. Titans32. Dolphins
stuck in traffici want to smash every light in this fucking cityFUCK RED LIGHTS AHHHHHHHHH
Has anyone ever been as overrated as Josh Allen? It's genuinely fucking mind boggling. Do you know that the majority of the tier lists have the Hamlins as number 1, and Trash Allen as the best QB? Did they miss the fact that Allen threw 2 fucking picks, lost a fumble, and only threw 200 yards against a bottom 3 team? It's like people aren't actually watching the games, just hyping up their heckin' favorite Leddit quarterbackerino.
>>157968082oh im right there with you. If he never wins another owl, im of the opinion that he doesnt belong in the Hall Of Fame. You dont get to sweep 12 years of Detroit dogshit under the rug because you got to ring chase at the end of your career
>>157968202>Has anyone ever been as overrated as Josh Allen?Lamar.
why don't they replace their black quarterback with a white one
>>157968197>2. Bills>3. Chiefscmon you know how this is gonna go in january
>>157968195that's where you're wrong
>>157967417why is he larping as caleb
>>157968199you gotta go poo huh?
>>157968239The NFL would step in and do something about it
>>157968202Yeah, he's kinda dumb.
>>157968238Fair, but Allen is treated as the literal greatest QB who ever played. I think Lameme hype has died down after the 50th playoff embarrassment.
>>157968269>but Allen is treated as the literal greatest QB who ever playedWell he is the only QB in history so there is some merit to it all.
>>157968262no, i shit at work before i left. i want to get home and drink and smoke and watch chain smoker cat.
>>157968197>17. CommiesAnd it's only going up
>>157968238Lamar has actually won the 1 seed, been first team all pro, and won an MVP (DEI MVPs do not count). He's better than Josh>b-b-but the playoffsNeither Lamar nor Allen are good playoff QBs, this is a wash
>>157968195>left by both his baby mommas
>>157966091Pretty much, yeah. They factor in running and sacks, which brings him down a lot. He's rated much better by the passing part of QBR
I want to write tv show about the daughter of a late college head coach who makes it her life's mission to marry an NFL QB, but for the reason you would think. Like she finds the sorriest QB in the state and tries to carry him to mold him to be the greatest QB of all time, using everything her dad every taught her about scouting and development. series finale is gonna be halfway through his career on the Bucs when she finds out he's been cheating on her with some college whore and kills him. Foids would eat it up, I know it.
>>157966049>you might not expectBut I always knew Mariota was elite
>>157968411>when she finds out he's been cheating on her with some college whore and kills himSteve McNair?
>>157968450BingoRip in peace
Yup mahomie throwing for 1000 yards against the gayders is what I would say if I was a homosexual raiders by 10.
If Caleb was pleasuring against
>>157968411Good luck with that
Is there any worse feeling than the day after your team lost? I feel like it's even worse when you try to ignore it.
>>157968269>treated as the literal greatest QB who ever playedAs someone who can see Josh Allen as literally the greatest QB who ever played, I'd love to know where you find others that think that so I can be around like minds
>>157968524I feel like blowouts are easier to get over than close loses fuck that “could’ve gone eitherway” but it didn’t huh? we LOST. like shit fuck you man
>>157968504I'm wise enough to know that this shit wouldn't get greenlit in a million year. Just the casting would be an issue.The girl would have to be hot enough to draw dudes in, but not enough to threaten women.
Yes, it is I, Andy Reid.
>>157968600I chuckled
Bo Nix is just white Jalen Hurts>limited as a passer resulting in OCs having to run baby tier schemes>can use his legs from time to time but not as mobile as you'd think>never looks particularly good but team still wins>rarely ever takes over a game but also won't really lose you games>psychotic fanbase that pretends people don't have eyes and can't see how he playsOnly major difference is that Nix is terrible in the first half but gets better as the game goes on while Hurts is pretty consistently mid overall.
>>157968600walruse
I genuinely think the Raiders are beating the Chiefs>Dude are you blind? The Chiefs got an overtime win over the MOTHER FUCKING COLTS and got TWO SCORES on the legendary 2026 Dolphins
>BWC sighted
notice what the good and bad teams have in common
>>157961888Bills are too high. Drop 'em to contenders.
>>157968338Football is his bottom bitch
the raiders don't get nearly enough crap for their stadium always being taken over by opposing team fans
>>157968662Actual good post. Also both are o-line babby's.
>>157968662>>limited as a passer resulting in OCs having to run baby tier schemesStopped reading there. Either you dont know ball or you dont watch broncos games
>Lions (1 game back on the Vikings for King of the North: One bright spot on defense was a pass-rush that sacked Geno Smith five times, including a game-winning strip-sack by Chuck Clark in the final minute.https://youtube.com/shorts/XtasUnSdCg0
Goffie is off to a historically great statistical season and nobody is talking about it
>>157968791Everybody knew this was going to happen. Vegas is a city full of transplants. What's shocking is how hard the city latched onto the Golden Knights.
Reminder that Lemon will be a star in the NFL unfortunately his qb only wants to pass to Devonte and Goeddert and refuses to even look his way. Watch the tape, Lemon gets open and Hurts won't throw it to him.
>>157968826Because he is a worse Purdy and there's better feel good storylines like Bryce and Shough leading the nfl in passing.
>>157968826What is he doing at a high level that other QBs aren't?
>>157968896spiritually winning
>We finally got a chance to see what the Falcons offense would look like at full strength, and it looked unstoppable. Through the first two weeks of the season, the offense was held back by Cooper Rush, who turned the ball over five times. With Rush out and Michael Penix Jr. in, the Falcons looked like a totally different team. The passing game clicked, and Drake London was the biggest beneficiary of that, catching nine passes for 194 yards. And let's not forget about Bijan Robinson. Robinson ran for 111 of his 194 yards in the first half. With that total, the Falcons became just the third team in NFL history to have a set of teammates top 175 receiving yards and 175 rushing yards. It's too early to say if the Falcons are for real, but with another performance like this in Week 4, they might suddenly become the favorite in the NFC South. https://youtube.com/shorts/4h3JYRHVB78
The default NFL player, Scott Player.
Will he trigger a retvrn to tradition of smart QBs?
>>157968930He spiritually lost all 3 games
>>157968960If we're not 1-2 in a cool way, who is?
>>157969011nah actually he's spiritually never lost a game
>>157968202Lemur might be the most overrated of all time with Joshypoo coming in a very close second, Mutthomes is an easy third.
>>157968524Meh, I’m completely emotionally detached from all sports games. Growing up in Cincinnati has taught me many things, especially not to get my hopes up or let losers decide my mood.
>>157968600i am the walrus.
>>157967892JJ is all of those things except black
>>157968524Overreacting and screaming to your buddies about how you know better than the coaches and FO is part of the fun.
Are they the most likeable team to watch in the NFL right now?
>>157968960I would still take the texans ever almost every 1-2 team
>>157969168Nope that would be the Denver Broncos, same as any year
CASE KINO LIVE ON THE REKAP RIGHT NOWhttps://www.youtube.com/live/w7nhTxET5cwGET THE FUCK IN HERE
>>157968937The only other team to do it since 1976 was:2020 Kirk Cousins-led Vikings (vs Titans with Tannehill & King Henry)RB Dalvin Cook (181) and WR Justin Jefferson (175)
Lip reading expert here>B-b-but I don't wanna sit on the bench! *sharp inhale* >It's not faaaaaaaair coach, mommy said I get to pway and Tommy has to be the benchwarmer *sob*>nuh uh nuh uh that wasn't my fault, the ball was covered in bwood! Bench the center you can't bench me IT ISN'T FAAAAAAAIR
need a dick in my ass
>drake is now wearing a tinted visor try to intercept him now you assholes
>>157969168I like Trevor Lawerance. I hope to see him celebrate in a waffle house again this season
>>157969299>hiding the tears
teams can't find QBs is because the draft room is filled with DEI and nepo friends of the GMs, coaches & owners.
>Commanders fans think they're going to see the playoffs after the Seahawks drop a shitty game against them
>>157968791You should see how it looks when they play at SoFi
>>157969299They're deploying Maye truther countermeasures. They think the visor will make it harder to see when he cries (like a faggot). Unfortunately for them, he's cried twice in his last 4 games. Secret's out.
>>157969326turn your monitor on
>>157968826>despite the lossGoff has looked really good but the Loins are going nowhere with that secondary. They made Geno smith look elite.
>>157968557You should check out literally any sports media outlet. The dude's a perennial pants shitter when it matters (and even when it doesn't, like Sunday). On the rarified day when the cake is actually razor free and the Hamlins win the Owl, he might be in the discussion for top 10.
>>157969341Who do you have winning that division?
>>157969367>showing emotion is LE BADfuck off, Spock
>>157969390LOL DAT NIGGA CRYIN' OVER A GAME
>>157968799Just like Hurts he's incapable of throwing over the middle
>>157969262same vibeshttps://youtu.be/f8hT3oDDf6c?si=8Jvp3WoL-uTX3Zrs&t=100
>>157969390>Crying like a bitch when you lose football games is GOOD!This is what Gaytriots fans actually believe.
>>157969387Eagles or Cowboys. Why in the world would I pick the Cumhandlers to win the division when they've already dropped 2 division games and have a shit roster?
>>157969387I had the Giants winning it before every one of their good players got killed, but now it looks like dem boyz are the most likely candidates.
well, /nfl/?
Is he right?
Gross
>>157969418>Cowboys>>157969429>dem boyz
Whatever national syndicate my sports talk radio has on now is doing a monologue ripping how terrible Nick Sirianni at the job of football coach. Been going on like 30 minutes now. He is defending Hurts and saying Hurts doesn't deserve this. Now going to phone calls after the break
>>157969444It's actually going to be the Vikings lol. Based blitznigger
>>157969390He's crying strictly because he's playing like hot dogshit in the regular season, crying after having a bad playoff performance or after losing a close playoff game in the conference or 'owl is one thing, but it's week fucking 3 and he's already bawling on the sidelines
>>157968524>Team wins>Better mood. Can lift heavier, sex drive goes up and my balls feel heavierCan anyone relate?
>>157969262Tommy would never
>>157969485Don't explain it anon, I want to live in a world where they're forced to defend a grown man crying because he isn't as good as he thought he was on a bi-weekly basis. They're playing the Bills btw, and they'll be 3 and a half games behind them once he humiliates himself again. The tears will likely flow on Sunday.
>>157969501>Can anyone relate?It unironically rained every day between Jayden Daniels getting hurt and the news of him being week to week. Now, it was sunny today and yesterday. Been a great fucking week
>>157969445a mobile QB offers advantages over a pocket passer:>scrambling can mask a weak o-line >scrambling ability opens up additional plays and makes the defense's job more difficult since they need to account for the run>LOL JUST RUN DUDE is easier to teach than traditional pro style offenses since the QB doesn't need to be able to read the defense as much and can check their first read then scramble if he's not open it sucks, but it makes sense
>>157969476The NFC East is looking like a weak division overall unless the Eagles turn a corner.
Why can’t Jaxson Dart last more than 5 games without dying? He’s very exciting to watch when he isn’t dead.
>>157969573Cause he's dumb af, he only got hurt because he took way too many steps back out of the pocket and there was no way the tackles could block for him at that angle. Injuries are a qb stat.
>>157969444My ninies might not have a team left after the Broncos game
>>157969278Go Chiefs btw.
>>157969390Nothing dries pussy up like a man with tears in his eyes.
Was Tom Brady insanely durable or was he just far more intelligent than modern qbs?He took some beastly hits and just got back up again without throwing his arms in the air like a bitch.
Every time I see Maye crying, I jerk off to thoughts of Ann-Michael Maye having sex with his teammates while making fun of him
>>157969643This. Never cry in front of a woman. This whole "I want an emotional man" thing is BS. They think they want it but they don't
>>157969643>The man had tears in his eyes. Tears! A womanish quarterback is no use to anyone.
>>157969561Quarterbacks should never have been allowed to run past the line of scrimmage anyway.
what's this dance move called?
>>157961888>Bills>JuggernautsSorry elite qbs don't throw 2 ints in a game.
>>157969643ann michael maye doesn't care
>To say the Packers look like a disaster might actually be an understatement.
>>157969390>Gayleb>Fake GayeIts only been 2 years and im already sick and tired of the "emotional pussy QB era"
Well lads?
>>157969444It's the Razorcakes probably.
>>157969212He is just so based.
>>157969696I'm more distracted by the really short Black guy in the background.
>>157969725Isn't that a problem since some of the players baseline score is so low and some fake it to make it low so they don't get pulled?
Modern QBs keep getting heemed because they’re not used to actually getting hit because of the gay rules. They don’t know what to do, they just never expect to get hit. These rules invented to “protect” the qb actually end up harming them. Brady didn’t have any of those faggot rules protecting him. He got hit a lot and actually learned what to do to protect himself in that event.
>>157967653flight reacts!
>>157969763He had a drive saved in the AFCCG because a defender lightly brushed his facemask. Nice fanfic though.
>>157969725There it is
>It’s fair to wonder if a softer schedule over the last two weeks has aided the 49ers, and if their litany of injuries will be too much to overcome against better opponents
>>157969696The “my starting qb didn’t start but still showered with the team” dance
>>157969973Being the Bears QB has its perks
reminder: jalen is still better than your QB
>>157970039Bob Griese is my QB tho
Everything FUCKING sucks!
>broncos heading to sfWe’re not getting zapped, are we?
>>157970039I genuinely believe Jalen Hurts is a better quarterback than Aaron Rodgers ever was. The game is about winning and leading a team of men.
Thank goodness Patullo is gone
did Howie actually make a blunder?
>>157969696It's called the "Week 3 super bowl"
Does anyone have that clip from the Saints game where the announcer shouted>HERE THEY COMEAnd a bunch of Raiders rushed ShoughIt was so cool
what's case thinking here?
If Dart doesn't go down the super team is 0-3 right nowThey're lucky to be playing the Eagles
>>157969725>lads
Through three weeks, the 49ers have two of the top 6 and three of the top 13 offensive linemen in the league in pressure rate allowed, per Next Gen Stats:No. 1 -- C Jake Brendel - 0%>Age 34T-No. 6 -- RG Dominick Puni - 2.2%>3rdR, 2024No. 13 -- LT Trent Williams - 3.7%>age 38
I hope the Raiders win Sunday because it'll cause the most seethe
49ers Offensive Line is PERFECT Through Three WeeksAs of week 3, the 49ers offensive line has more receptions (1) than sacks allowed (0).>Popular comment· I mean let's be real. The o-line deserves only half the credit. Purdy is as elusive as prime Wilson out there this season
>>157970174Whatever Kirk Cousins felt once upon a time>I'm shit but I got one on ya haters!
>>157970176>If Dart doesn't go down the super team is 0-3 right nowThe fuck are you talking about? Davante Adam's was absolutely raping their defense.
>>157970202How? Raiders are clearly the lesser evil. Everyone will be rooting for them
Which one should I wear this weekend?
I hate how QB centric NFL discourse has become. It is very NBA coded. It neglects the 21 other players on the field and it is lame. No doubt they are the most impactful individual players, but based on discourse you would think they are responsible for 90% of team success when reality is it probably much closer reflecting how they get paid which is 20-25%.
>>157970202I hope they win because it helps mitigate domestic abuse
>>157970249Sexy Rexy
>>157969725Lost
>>157970249MariGOATa will deliver us to .500
>>157970256>has become>codedBITCH YOU'RE 14
>>157970256Were you born yesterday?
Josh Allen had a day exactly as bad as Drake Maye but Josh Allen got to face the Chargers
>>157970256It’s called the wildcat and it failed. Miserably.
>>157969676Fellow atia enjoyer? Mmm nice.
Now that the dust has settled, was he a good hire?
>>157970310Jacksonville won
>>157970293>>157970294>>157970318if you don't think that this has ramped up considerably in the last 5 years you haven't been paying attention
>>157970333Yes, they could be going to the Superbowl and the Chargers are going to pick in the top 3
How does one throw a meatball sub?
>>157969725Oh I see we're back to coward posting huh? Real classy spee. Real fuckin classy. Pfft.
Why doesn't he just play well and win in the 4th quarter like Bo Nix?
>>157969560Sonny is such a freak athlete, he looks like he's going to pan out
>>157970349You're right nephew but you've never seen a single snap where it's not that way
>>157970370Weakmind
>>157970370No one can win if you only get 5 turnovers
>>157970352>Chargers are going to pick in the top 3god i hope sofire harbaugh toohire flores. herbert needs a hard ass, you can tell you hates harbaugh rahrah
>>157970176That's what I'm sayinNot even a giants fan, but that shit sucked all the ass.
>>157969742kek
>>157970352Josh Allen played the Patriots
>>157970370Its not fair to ask that with less than 6 turnovers
>>157970370The succubus is to strong
>>157970331Yes. Every faggot that cried about him should be bussy gaped. Now we got collinsworth.
Tom Grossi has gone hopelessly insane
>>157970370Have sex
>>157970370no ref ball to guide him down the field
>>157970349Unless your defense is god like, the focus will be on the QB of a successful team.
>>157970444He's never touched a football, dude.
>>157970444Genuinely makes more sense like this
>>157970478>ravens #2 lmao
>>157970174>black qbs
>>157970249The one with Redskins on it.
Is Tyreek coming back?
Anyone who has the Vikings as a top 10 team are retarded. Two fluke wins and then beating up on the Cucs.
I was please that the seahawks lost last week. Now they have renewed attention to beat my chargies' ass this week
>>157970496kek
>>157970496Delete this shit nephew
>>157970539They are if the offense(midget) figures it out
>>157970225Is there any reason for this? The o-line has never been anything special and other than a 7th round LG they're running the same guys from last year
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>>157970533Probably, I'd like my niners to get him with how depleted the WR room is but I'm 99% sure he's going back to KC
>>157970569You have one son
>>157970639Cardinals up 2Chargers and Giants down 1 each
>>157970633>Queefs suck for a year>the rest of the league just lets them get Tyreek Hill and Kenneth Walkerthe NFL really is just the WWE.
>>157970597They played shit teams
If the Raiders end up 5-0 I can pretty much guarantee they won't play another road game the rest of the season. Raider Nation has been waiting 23 years for this and just the first 2 road games they're already taking over other stadiums. They have a fanbase that is global and people will come out to cheer them on everywhere they go
>>157970136yes. he went completely insane. those guys are beat up now and can't possibly give 100%and now that they have guaranteed mega millions they have no reason to try eitherthe whole genius strategy was supposed to be getting new healthy explosive guys who you can train and motivate
Wait, I thought Caleb didn't play? Why did he shower in the dressing room?
>>157970689Call it autism but I need two A and two N in each row since that's how the season endsChargers being on the level of Titans or Dolphins, I can't buy itYou sold me on the retardinals they did look great against the 49ers
>>157970722Is this an edit or no
>>157970722It's called team bonding. Look it up.
>>157970709>taking over the SuperdomeBro were you even watching the game? I get the Saints wear black too but they had a loud as shit who dat chant when they were up 11 for a bit. There was an average road presence of Raider fans in New Orleans, def not a takeover.
>>157970639Lots wrong here>need to see more from the Bears, week 2 performance can't be forgotten and the Eagles are hardly a juggernaut offense or defense>Saints defense is mediocre at best and the offense is all over the place, the run game is nonexistent and offense is too heavily reliant on Shough and Olave going nuclear which isn't sustainable>Cardinals really aren't that bad, the Packers have looked far worse than them>Commies have some life to them, Giants season is over and the Eagles and Cowboys are supremely mediocre once again
>>157969725that's my mutual
>>157970709>If the Raiders end up 5-0Will only happen in your Madden save file. I haven't had an opportunity to shit on Raiderfag hopes like this in forever.
>>157970444He’s jealous of big dick Perna
>>157970722>>157970755Zesty nibba really is a meme factory
Josh Allen now has DJ Moore to throw toDo you all understand just how much the Bears fucked up and how that fuck is now the rest of the league's problem?Bills super bowl this year. Count it after they got refballed to fuck last year in the playoffs.>it WASN'T an interception>it was OPI>and it definitely was OPI
>>157970722>t. phallus obsessed Eeagloid
>>157970795Explain to me why you think the Raiders are beating the ChiefsYou almost lost to the fucking Dolphins
>>157970722You’re just jealous it wasn’t YOUR bussy being served on a platter to 51 strong muscular wet men. No homo.
>>157970813He threw five picks against the Chargers defense dudeIf it were an actual team you're having the same conversation as Pats fans rn
>>157970821>almost lost to the fucking Dolphins???
The rams are still good.
>>157970370This was Bo Nix in the 4thQ:>At the start of the fourth quarter, after scoring 16 unanswered points to tie the game, Denver was staging a drive to finally go ahead. Then, quarterback Bo Nix threw one of the worst interceptions of the weekend to cornerback Josh Wallace. The throw was altered by pressure from defensive tackle Kobie Turner, but it’s still a hilarious play to rewatch>the game-swinging play, an unabashed flop from Bryant that turned what would’ve been a game-sealing interception from Nix—on a throw just as bad as his earlier turnover—into a defensive pass interference call.>This isn’t me railing against soft receivers, either. Bryant might as well turn in his Broncos jersey for a Nuggets one, because he deployed his best basketball flop to get this call. The NFL’s use of replay assist has made many things in the game more efficient and true to what actually happened on each play, but I always feel a little hollow when obvious plays like this can’t be corrected upon review.
>>157970813Josh Allen plays for Jacksonville
>>157970833>If it were an actual team you're having the same conversation as Pats fans rnlmao no you're not, Allen has bad games all the time, but he's still the starter until he retires.
>>157970813>>it WASN'T an interceptionA year later and still seething
Who do you have for MVP?
>>157970850Watch it back. The db pushes the receiver in the back before the ball gets there. Textbook DPI
Our defense looks atrocious.Get your shit together Mr Defensive Guru head coachAt least our offense looks elite
>>157970856Shh don't post about it or they'll make it $5 a box
Mahomes is fucking SPOOKED right now Britany just told me.
Snackin so hard rnim lil snackareenoes over here
>>157970876name if she's shown holesdisregard if she hasn't
lol
>>157970897Fuck fuck fuck I can't delete
>>157970908Dicks have holes bro
>>157970876Trevor Lawrence
Siiiike, secret safe
>>157970929idk about you but my dick only has one hole.
>>157970945In what universe is caramel corn a “secret”
>>157970370>play well and win in the 4th quarter like Bo Nix?
>>157970977STFU FAGGOT
>>157969696how does he do it?
>>157970891No it doesn't
>>157970833He threw five picks?
>>157970773Brother did you miss the part when I can audibly hear the Raiders fans the entire 4th quarter and every shot to the crowd was majority Raiders?
>>157970908shes already showing hole
>>157970929Jameis is that you?
>>157971021>4th quarterWow, crowd dynamics shifted once the Saints started spilling spaghetti everywhere and the game was essentially out of reach? No way.
>>157970876brock purdy or trevor lawrence>>157970908toastming
Mad at Chadleb?
>>157970795Don't get cocky son, we have Brady in our corner now. Mahomes is a mentally weak refbaby and folds under pressure playing against better players
>>157971053>gets outplayed by a third string old white man
>>157971054Brady isn't on the field. Numerous GOAT players have turned out to be shitty managers and coaches
>>157971044I'm not the one crying on the internet about their stadium getting taken over like it's SoFi Stadium
>>157971054>weWhich player or coach are you?
>>157971010Yep, first qb since Jared Goff didnit in 2024
caleb is a system babby
>>157971054>another season stringed along by a clinical retard, son of a clinical retardYou get what you deserve
>>157971068Son, you have a lot to learn about AVRA
>>157971083We as in the organization retard. Fucking ESLs
>>157971086Oh okay, because the stats say he threw 2 but what would they know.
>>157970630Who let this nasty little goblin freak get access to Hillary Clinton's pantsuit collection?
>>157971068In year 2 of a full reset rebuild, the Raiders are at least an entire year ahead of schedule. I think it's safe to say the management isn't shitty.
>>157971132Which part of the organization are you?
vs the Cowboys:Roquan Smith became just the 11th player since 2000 to reach 700 solo tackles within his first nine seasons.
Bo Nix just doesn't pass the eye test
For me it's the pregame fashion show when NFL players walk the catwalk into the stadium looking like giant faggots.
>>157971154What a hot reference
>>157970630Lil nigga crawled into a can of mt dew n came out dripped in dat citrus
>>157971184Many are saying this
>>157971187Literally every sport does this.
>>157971160*finishes 3-14*
>>157971174Reminder if any stat has more than two parts it's worthless
>>157971045based tummy knower
None of the podcasts I listen to had hot enough takes today for me to post them in this thread pretending they are my own.
>>157971203crabcock doesn't, it doesn't need to
>>157971228New
>>157970795delete this nephew before it's too late. you should know as a chiefs fans the raiders are the kryptonite
>>157971160>year 2 of a full reset rebuild>repeat every other year
>>157971174Only other Raven on that list is Ray Lewis The others include Zach Thomas, Derrick Brooks, Bobby Wagner, Luke Kuechly, Patrick Willis
>>157971415I think you just don't watch football and instead just look at pictures of QBs and go on gay crushes Bo WAS good in the THIRD QUARTER, BUT NOT THE 1ST, 2ND or 4THQ like you claimed here like a total retard>>157970370These were the drives1) Punt 3 & out2) Lutz missed 43 yd FG (Nix was 2 of 5 and the biggest play was a 15 year penalty vs the Rams 3) Punt 3 & out4) Punt5) Punt 3 & out6) 42 yd TD drive + 2pt conv7) 52 yd TD drive + 2pt conv4TH QUARTER 8) INT9) Punt 3 and out10) INT (controversially overturned due to WR flopping)
>>157969444Chargers have a chance to do the funniest thing to the Chiefs.
>>157970876Hopefully Josh so we can see Lememe fans seethe again
>>157971083I’m Brock bowers missing hair
>>157970876It’s we’re 100% honest it’s Lameme’s to lose, so whoever wins the Bills game. Unless Purdy gets 13+ wins and the 1 seed.