IT'S THAT TIME OF THE YEAR BOYSGET THE FUCK IN HERE
Chris Sale 6.35 playoff ERA
nbc is shite
>>157962238I'm a Mets fan but I hope Sale has a legendary game
dodgers
im rooting for the phillies post-ironically
When is this fucking game going to start
>>157962264right MEOW
>>157962264After the foreplay game ends
a lot of empty seats at truist
Why hasn’t the game started yet
>cant watch the postseason with your mlb.tv subscription
Why does Manfred insist on playing postseason games at 2pm on a weekday in front of half empty stadiums
>>157962276smart dns
>>157962292so i have something to watch at work
Baseball is finally back on :D
this tinny ass music playing was my sleeper cell activation i think
>>157962308ANON NO!
>>157962274Literally nobody gives a fuck about baseball outside of ny boston philly chicago and la
I'm a girl! A Cubs girl!
Please fuck my ass
these cocksuckers really cut to fucking commercials for the first pitch of the gamewhat the fuck?
>>157962327Cool it with the antisemitism
>tray returner
>>157962327Works on my machine. >>157962322Cubs girls are going out on the town in San Diego tonight.
who are we rooting for bros?Philly is a city full of unrepentant assholes and Atlanta has a great aquarium & good food, so I'm going with the Braves
kek...KEK!!!
Gay Turder
>>157962334I'm bringing my Reds man bf too!
>>157962336Barvs babsel
>>157962322and your mothers the cubs town bike bud
cum shitter kek
>phillies just trying to ambush saleWell, this is a loss.
joey votto jump scare
All that clowning on Tampa Bay when even Atlanta fans aren’t going to bother with 2 PM on a Tuesday. Manfred has no excuses left.
glad trea is leading off so he'll see more AB opportunities! this will surely pay off!
>>157962344why didn't he eat Harper? what a waste.
>>157962344Idk what you just said or why Phillies are being devoured, but based Orson Welles poster!
Judgment call
>>157962339>scheduling games at 2pm on a workday because the retired boomer audience is more important than the youth audiencethis sport is fucked
i'm a matt vasgergian guy
Why isn't he throwing any pitches across the plate?
Blatent fucking swing lmao. Fuck you ump.
>>157962369Yea I’m thinking we’re back
>>157962375im a joe buck head
Gaylanta is on a mission
just ate 3 brats with grilled onions sauerkraut and dijon
Sit down, fat fuck.
Which team am I rooting for?
I hope Dombrowski calls Harper washed again on his way out.
What happens in Atlanta?
>>157962375Very comfy guy, narrates my The Show '07 character and The Show '10 character. >>157962362Saving room for Paul Masson wine.
>>157962414>>157962384
>>157962408
>>157962414Phillies are the bad guys.
how the fuck is Sale hitting 100mph as a 42 year old leftylike come on that's not sus AT ALL???
What’s with all the sound effects in this ballpark
>>157962395I like joe buck on jeopardy
>>157962426>>157962435Thanks I'll root for the Braves
>>157962414If you're a straight white man: PhilliesIf you're a gay nigger: Braves.
>>157962414>>157962435We root for Orson here.
>barveskek
>>157962438MAKE SOME NOI-OISE!!!!!!!!
>Barfs fielding
its over. the phillies have advanced.
Fucking retard lmao.
>barfs
Salebros... how are we losing the game to Alec fucking Bohm...
>Game thread when this is the only game onWhat's the point?
>Barvs fielding
what a dumbass
KWAB
>>157962422black dudes banging it out
>black CFs
>piss snail
>>157962464it's the playoffs son
>>157962464containment thread so we can use the genny for pfma posting
>dId THe PhilliEs JuST wiN thE SeriES fRom thE fIRsT innNing??
Which team should a Cards fan root for
please fuck my ass
>did the Phillies just win the world series You cant hate these announcers enough
>did the phillies just win the series in the first inning?who is this clown
>>157962464I have the genny filtered but now that the regular season is over I can unfilter it.
>haha heh heh haha did the phillies just win the world series in the first inning of the wildcard heh hehthis broadcaster is retarded
>>157962485>>157962384
>>157962485There's nothing wrong with dressing like that
>>157962464Fuck you and your containment threads, go back and jerk each other off
kek barves
>>157962485phillies
>>157962488>>157962490It's not Vasgergian or based Kruk, who is the other color guy?
>>157962486can i see it
ah yes classic national broadcast atlanta deepthroating, my favorite part of the playoffsi take solace in knowing kruk is also holding back the desire to sucker punch the dickheads in the booth with him
>>157962504Even the COCK hat?
>>157962513votto
>>157962521What's the problem?
For once we actually get some games aired in the UK for freeBraves Vs Phillies, ChiSoxs Vs Astros, then the ALDS and NLDS games tooBrit anons you can watch it on iPlayer!!!
>>157962521the cock hat's classy
You know it’s bad when the former phillies player is acting like a moderate
>acoona
>>157962533switch back to your portuguese or denmark flag you little bitch
>>157962521Especially the Cock hat.
>>157962548I'm urgayan tho
kruk strikes me as a guy who prefers blowjobs over sex
Luzardo is dealing
>olshit
>yes you didkek based homeplate ump dispensing with the appeal
>10 pitch inning for Luzardonot looking good for the Barfs
>>157962582he reminds me
>>157962582You need medication
>norwords on my tv selling me dick shavers
Do not reply to chikaner
What's the Phillies going to do this time to hand Dodgers a nice silver platter trip to NLCS if barfs can't beat them.
shut the fuck up doyerpaco
>>157962607It can't possibly top last year.
Please continue posting, doyerfriend.
kek forced to shill for blacksmuch like how they're fleeing to be raiders fans, a canonically BLACKED franchise
Speak louder, doyerchad
phillies won that series in the first inning
>>157962639‘fraid so
What's wrong with being morbidly obese, brown, and having a BLACKED RAW™ subscription?
uh... philths?
>leadoff doubleDid the Philthies get too cocky?
lol Harris you bitch it’s only the second inning swing the bat
>>157962656it's much more wrong to be a lonely flag hopping faggot like yourself
>>157962656Hell yeah Phils bro
POST SEASON BUNTPOST SEASON BUNT
Bunting should not be allowed in the playoffs. Swing like a man.
>>157962669seethe pussy, we bout to tie up this bitch
>small ball
>>157962639Nibba...
>Why yes I love bunts, how could you tell?
if you hate small ball, YOU HATE BASEBALL AND NEED TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS THREAD
lmao
>>157962684>big ball
barves...?
ALL KNOB
KWAB, barfs
Wtf was that? Kek.
all knob
>>157962679Field your position like a man.
Oooo they tied it
philsissies...
>seeing-eye singlephilthies kek!
Did the Braves just win the series in the 2nd inning?!?!!
>Luztardo already getting a mound visit
Phillies needed to keep that lead. No way they touch Sale for the rest of the game.
Next run could take the lead
kek their mexican sport is going into a lockout and all their football teams are dogshit
luzardo caca
>.116 averageoof madone
PULL LUZARDO SKIP HE'S MELTING DOWN THE LIGHTS ARE TOO BRIGHT
ball
>>157962758Soon...
>luzardo can't find the strike zoneWhy not go Sanchez today?
I miss winner-take-all wildcard games
>>157962782I miss game 163
>>157962782This. Guaranteed win or go home games were kind of kino.
what the fuck are the chances of hitting a baseball with only the flat part of the knob
FIGHTIN’ PHILS>FIGHTIN’ PHILSFIGHTIN’ PHILS>FIGHTIN’ PHILSFIGHTIN’ PHILS>FIGHTIN’ PHILSFIGHTIN’ PHILS>FIGHTIN’ PHILSFIGHTIN’ PHILS>FIGHTIN’ PHILS
>>157962803It happens pretty frequently, what's unusual is it being hit into the field of play instead of bouncing foul.
Why did Kim swing at two pitches that would walk him
>realbad
>>157962819He has a .100 average for a reason
>>157962803Tree fiddy
>>157962815does it really? a ball hitting square the flat bottom of the knob? that happens frequently?
>>157962781Phillies are willing to punt this game to get a better shot at game 2 and hopefully 3. I don't agree but I imagine that's the rationale.
>>157962309This. So fucking much
Ouch!
take yer base
Imagine if the game ends in a tie lol
Its insane how much the umps cheat for the filthies.
Its always only ever Harper, Schwarber and Turner that hard carries this team. Everyone else is low stock
TURNER ON THE BASEPATHS>TURNER ON THE BASEPATHSTURNER ON THE BASEPATHS>TURNER ON THE BASEPATHSTURNER ON THE BASEPATHS>TURNER ON THE BASEPATHS
>>157962844Yes, the ball hitting the knob on a checked swing happens all the time. Most of the time it's reviewed to see if it's a HBP, but this time it was quickly recognized for what it was.
>schwarbum
Are the phillies getting swept?
Phillies should put in ryback
>>157962845The winner of the first wild card game has won 15/16 series. Punting is braindead
>schwarBUMThis fatty will never make something of himself. Should have signed with the Reds!
At least Atlanta isn’t full of minorities like Philly
What a retard
DEAD GOOK ALERT
>turdner
KEK PHILTHIES
>HEEM
>>157962891Kek 8/8 m8
ok this game has everything
>>157962875100%. The Phillies haven't hit all month long, bullpen is a joke, and their rotation is all kinds of fucked up.
>>157962871I'm not talking about the knob as a whole. I'm saying when a ball squarely hits only the flat bottom of the knob. if it happens all the time, can you tell me one other time it happened in that way
>>157962875No, they won the series in the first inning.
It's over.
His plastic surgery is fucked now. Poor kimmy
the commentator really said the Phillies won the World Series with their one run
HEEEEEEEEEM
>you now remember placido polanco
Kek phillies players already seething
>>157962926that was so fucking random
phillies starting rotation could come out and pitch complete game shutouts every game and they'd still end up losing because this offense is vomit inducing
A fight will breakout before this series is over. These teams and fanbases fucking hate each other. I love baseball
>>157962926Votto's kind of an idiot.
Hola Senor Mi llamo Jesus Luzardo please swing at my sweeper Senor
>>157962912I don't think there are available heat maps on how square a ball has hit the knob of the bat.
I don't think that 1B ump knows what a check swing is.
>>157962844You havent lived unless youve felt the pleasure of ur balls hitting ur knob
>>157962980Only the best officiating for the wild card.
>>157962980Absolutely he does. In fact, only the Umps know what a checked swing is.
Check swing round
Reminder that hated white denver/broncos fans beat their epic 1-2 superteamnow they're cucked into pretending they are raiders fans, a BLACK franchise who cucked them with vegas
>>157962977the knob is a pretty big part of the handle. I'm talking specifically about the FLAT BOTTOM of the knob. the flat side of the end capthat doesn't happen frequently
this is where the phillies turn it around, just you wait
LuzarGOD has settled in
KEK MEST
I hope Kim's nose is ok
>>1579622242030 mets will bootyblast both these shit teams
>>157963034>the flat side of the end cap that doesn't happen frequentlySure it does, it's got the most surface area and it's usually pointed at the ball.
>>157963048some jb weld will fix it right up
>game 1 bullpen gamewhy
>>157963062You betcha
>>157963064AL West excellence.
>larper
>HooperDo they still have this fraud in the outfield or did they finally move him back to first?
does that say .698 OPS
I need to place a winning wager during the postseason to erase some debt and prevent my wife from having to blow a couple of guys at her office to make ends meet. What wagers does /mlb/ recommend?
lip smacking nigger needs to get off the mic
>>157963058well I've never seen the ball hit the flat side of the end cap only before and you have no supporting data, so we'll have to agree to disagree. I think you're being a nerd about this and don't have a real clue
>>157963091cubs lose
>>157963096You just sound like you don't watch much baseball.
>>157963091Ask her if she can record it for your /mlb/ friends
Luzardo is scaring me.. his curveballs is not very good
>>157963094and there it is
>bunt with two outs and no one on baseright
>>157963100but you didn't give em a chance...
>turn on game>eating sounds directly into the mic
>>157963091Always bet on black
>>157963083Still in RF. Likely back to first whenever the strike is over. Bohm let go, so maybe they FINALLY spend big on a corner outfielder.
>>157963106I do. if it's as common as you're saying, you'd be able to find a quick example. but it's not common in how the ball made contact. you're just being a dweeb for no reason except to argue on the internetI mean it's honestly common sense. no idea what your endgame is or if you're just dumb
>>157963091The cubes are getting swept
MarlinsCHAD hereI hate both these teams equally, that’s all..
think I m ight take a cheeky little nappy poo during this game
>>157962949Somehow the Phillies are more despised than the Mets in Atlanta
>>157963133>Bohm let goThis is agreeable.
Luzardo’s not throwing anything in the zone just don’t fucking swing
Stop comparing modern players to Babe Ruth. Do you have any idea what a good hitter in 2026 would do facing pitching from a hundred years ago? 100 homeruns and batting .600.
>>157963157Phillies are equally hated amongst everybody in the NL East. Their fans are just that annoying
they (the 8 people in the stadium) thought that was out of here
love me some postseason baseball bros
holy fuck it's been almost 10 years since Chester Bennington diedhow the fuck
>>157963148you won't
is luzardo even getting to 7
>>157963135okay faggot it's the first time ever now kill yourself since it'll never happen again
Zeppelin walkout is pretty based ngl
>>157963251calm down before you get slapped
The very second the phils go to the bullpen they're getting rocked.
>>157963201Babe Ruth would have five thousand home runs if he played today
>>157963229zzzzzzz
>>157963270*beats you to death with only the flat part of the knob*
>>157963286
>>157963278ackshually babe ruth wouldnt even be able to make a big league roster due to being out of shape despite his talent.
>>157963278*holds up 4 fingers*what now?
I was raped by Liberty Biberty
>>157963278babe ruth sucks, fuck what the books sayi could strike him out with 3 pitches and an arm sling
>>157963299If Daniel Vogelbach could do it, so could Ruth
>on at 2 PMNobody cares about these 2 shit teams
how much would you pay for this kind of production?
>>157963318small world, I raped LiMu Emu.
>The Law and Order is still airing
>>157963278Daniel Vogelbach tier in modern era.
>>157963339$15mil/yr but with a player option at the end of his contract.
>>157963302Then Lou Gehrig is up!
>>157963342errrrrrrrrrrrrrr, it's actually SVU just rebranded into regular L&O>>157963361Okay but it's Lou Gehrig's diseased Lou Gehrig.
>>157963278I miss Adam Dunn
Edmundo!
Does Sosa have an injured hamstring or something?
>>157963358you'd let him opt out for a bigger payday to attract him on a 1 year deal?
>>157963330Wise man >>157963355
>>157963404pinched bussy
>>157963342>not wanting to fuck mommy Mariska HargitayFaggot
>>157963409I need to know his age before offering him a long term deal.
My Phillies are making this guy look like Chris Sale
>only throwing offspeed balls>Phillies can't hit it anyways.This is what happens when you learn to only hit fastballs
>>15796343523 :D(100th percentile arm in RF btw)
What's going on with Sosa? He was running like he shit his britches.
>SHIT teams
FAGGets kek!!!
bros... AI is making banger songs nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72zXataH1H8
did bud just have one of those nasty burps??
>>157963473I would give Benge a nice long contract and buy out his first few years of FA :)
Really unimpressed with Luzardo
people pretending phillies fans are the worst things to come out of baseball is bizarrethey aren't even the worst fanbase in the nl east let alone the mlb
Nice challenge, bro
>late challengeYOU LAZY FUCK
Umpbros...
Sure are a lot of darkies on this braves team
ump has been some stinky doodoo so far
>>157963544Its because the Phillies are from Philadelphia.
>>157963564I would take Acuna off your hands if you really want him gone.
>>157963564>Atlanta Yeah, no shit
>>157963510based Rockies fanI agree. I was having this conversation with a buddy the other day. he balked when I said I'd give Benge a franchise deal right now instead of dealing with arbitration and locking him down when his market expandshe hasn't watched the Mets that closely this year but he seems traumatized by the last generation (Alvarez, Vientos, Baty) and said it's way too soon to do itI think you give Benge 10 years right now. we see that the Pirates did it with Griffin and I think the Mariners did it with Emerson. everything about Benge screams franchise player. I want to give him 10 years asap, but we also do have a phenomenally wealthy owner who can probably pay anyone whatever they require to stay with the team, so it's not as urgent of an issue. but it still seems like smart business to medo you have any Rockies that you want to lock down for 10 years?
these teams kinda ass desu
Kek
The only man that can win something for Atlanta atp
is it really considered making an effort to get out of the way of a pitch if you lift your foot directly into the path of a ball that wasn't going to hit you
>>157963593No I just like Dinger, but I support teams going all in on young guys for a long deal that buys out possibly really expensive FA years and skips arb.
what did kruk mean by that
Curious to see what happens when Sale is replaced. I have a feeling Braves pitchers will lose it
trea turner SUCKS
>>157963635agreed. I also like seeing players stay with a club their entire career. it seems like maybe it's making a bit of a resurgence
>schwarBUMthe philthies really staked their next 5 years on this overpaid tub of lard
real slurper happening in atlanta
I need to be filled.
Foul
foul
>nutting over a foul ball
Fucks sake
FUCK
they actually thought that was gone
sale got bailed out
KWAB HOOPER
Harper pls
Lmao
you guys realize /sp/ is a BRAVES board, right?
signature larper moment
Are these guys fucking stupid?
how embarrassing!
>plarper
phillies might lose the world series off that foul ball
>>157962238are you ready to apologize?
None of these teams can do anything. Are the Dodgers going to get a free ticket to the NLCS?
Hackper thought that was gone KEK
>>157963732>Quaid.... start the reactor...
noticing that all of these adverts primarily feature fat women
93 huh
>>157963758>Are the Dodgers going to get a free ticket to the NLCS?was it ever a question?
>>157963758Unfortunately
>>157963544who are the worst fans in the NL East? Certainly not the Marlins or Nats
>>157963790and that's a good thing
it begins, philths
LOL
>philthies
>White fielders
BRAVESSSSSS
Comical
Games over
minstrel show in center field
I don't think hill even needed to jump ffs>>157963837>White
LMAO IT BEGINS PHILTHS
Defense wins championships
Retard over-jumped it.
mmmmmmmmmmauuuuuuthefrench
KEK
what u no bout dat
Here comes the collapse
>>157963837>White
>SMELLADELPHIA >SMELLADELPHIA >SMELLADELPHIA >SMELLADELPHIA >SMELLADELPHIA >SMELLADELPHIA >SMELLADELPHIA >SMELLADELPHIA >SMELLADELPHIA >SMELLADELPHIA >SMELLADELPHIA >SMELLADELPHIA >SMELLADELPHIA >SMELLADELPHIA >SMELLADELPHIA
More like Benny Hill
>Filthies bullpen immediately blow itKEK
the phillies really are the NL jays
IM CHOOPING
can someone explain the Orson Welles meme
I'M GONNA CHOOOOOOOOOP!!!
For what reason why did the Rays lose the last game against these chokers?
>>157963886Shut up newfag
>philthy
>>157963886holy new
Does Skenes deserve this?
|> /> |> /> |> />
>>157963908Not now
Phillies are gay
>>157963855for me it's defense, offense, and pitching
>>157963886no
Why so many less runs in playoff baseball? Does every just decide to play a little bit better???
>>157963926They know lockout is coming
We're already in the fucking 7th
What happens if you get the weiner in the bun?
>other de la cruz
>>157963946Don't do that.
>>157963946bags of sand
It's actually insane that the phillies have bohm, derek hill, and de la cruz 4 5 6 in a fucking playoff game
>>157963894>>157963899>>157963921I know the HAHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT meme. that's been around for ages and no one uses it anymore because F word bad. I just don't understand the connection to the Phillies
>load the bases>only get one runBraves are garbage
>>157963946It spreads mayonaise
>>157963962But not just the Philthies
PLEASE PHILITHIES IM SCARED OF THE BRAVES PLEASE JUST BEAT THEM FUUUUCK
smallball bros...
>>157963976okay so it's just arbitrarily applied to Philly teams. fair enough
>>157963912It's your turn, anon.
Uh oh gayvesissies
The Yankees are going with Anthony Volpe over Jazz Chisholm Jr. at second base, Spencer Jones over Trent Grisham in center field, and Amed Rosario at third base in Game 1 tonight.>t. Peff retweet
erm... barves...?
If you get the home bun within 35 seconds everyone gets hotdog coupons>>157963946
>taking Sale out before 7FUCK YOU
>pulling SaleBarvs deserve what is coming.
Stott HAS to steal 2ndI swear to fucking god
>>157964008>Volpiss>Jizzyup they lost
technically a shut out performance for sale when you subtract the umpire interference
>>157964008they know they could field boone and the sux would still find a way to choke
>>157964008Who's worst in the Postseason?
oh my god FUCK OFFfucking fire kevin long already
Diddy R. Fuentes... or something
>>157964027kek... KEK!!!!
TIE BALLGAME
>barfy doos
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIET
>barveso kek
>Shartlanta
>taking Sale outfuckkkkkkkkkkk youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>BARFS
Oof.
>>157964016>>157964019So it happened exactly as predicted.
LMAO RONALD MCDONALD ACUNA
>barfs fielding I thought these retards had a good outfield?
>barves
barvs oh nononononononono
There was just no way to see this coming
>pulling saleoof
any other neutrals watching just to goof on the losing team?
>>157962483>>157962488>>157962498They hated him because he spoke the truth
Good game
ayo these philly niggas wylin
J TTand fuck trea turner
theyre saying boo-arves
jt... did something??
>>157964092he's your fucking ace. maybe the best pitcher of his generation. and you pull him with runners on in a 1-run game instead of letting him clutch up and big dog itFUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>It's another "teams score one run inning by inning until a meme walkoff" episodeI'm tired of this script boss
Were the braves simply too intelligent to win this game?
Is there a fakemuto?
Miss me yet
>>157964107yes thats all im doing the entire postseason
>>157964119From chopping to booingKek
>>157964135Cal Raleigh
>>157964107My Ms give me no choice.
>>157964122Smart managers let their ace work out of a jam.
my Mets would bootyblast by both these shit teams!
>duran in the 7ththis is so fucking stupid
>neurotic manager pulls ace the second there's a small sign of trouble>bullpen immediately gives up multiple runsThe postseason classic
you dont hate national broadcasters enough
>>157964107See>>157964179
>>157964187rays bros....
>Duran nowWhat is with this team and throwing out a closer early?
get this fat philly retard out of the booth
>>157964121I didn't know Russians watched baybawl
>>1579642104d chess
>>157964210Because the Phillies won in the first inning
I swear Braves are always fucking up in September/October
>in-game ads
>>157964237no one has deboonked that yet
>>157964192Then why aren't they playing?
>>157964226We love based Kruk
>that crowd reactionkwab
Fans thought that was gone.Lol
>>157964255They've been shit since that one anon's grandma died
>>157964226kys faggot
They really thought that one was gone lmao
barf blacks thought that was gone kek
>>157964266Too based for October actually. No other reason.
>>157963299Babe Ruth with modern training and modern drugs would be and absolute beast. He'll be stronger, fatter (modern food is a downgrade from what he ate), angrier, and die on the field at 38.
>ace has 7 strike outs >little signs of being worn out>pull him Managers are so jumpy in the post I swear, now the Braves might lose this.
>routine flyout>barfs think it's a homer
>>157964296Cope
>>157964226kruk is LITERALLY the only thing about this game that's good
Braves fan here, thought that shit was gone!
>>157964305This is outrageously funny. Pure concentrated comedy.
I could use an afillin'
>>157964296my gigantes :(
>>157964232I'm one of the stupid fucks who fell for murican sports meme.
>>157964305
>>157963299He wasn't really that fat.
>>157964266it appears he wrote “bootyblast by both” implying the Mets would be on the receiving end of the bootyblast
faggot mike is gonna strikeout a lot later. you'll see. not gonna hit shit with his roid juice
>>157964305no...NO!!!
Stanton mentioned.
>playing the pacman sound when youre down in the 8th
Aaron Baboone mentioned
>>157964350omg that's really his name?
kek all that cuck and seethe watching for nothingready for your lockout and salary cap?
>>157964368Best news in years.
Is Harper 007?
Harper looking GAUNT
Reminder that no team in American Sports History has generated as much seethe and resentment as The New York Yankees. Not Even Brady.
HEEHEE
>>157964390
>>157964390True
>top of the lineup doing nothingMatter of when the Phillies get blown out and dropped from the playoffs
>>157964334That makes two of us. Though I believe baseball is the only good American sport. Hope you're doing alright out there. I'm probably going to visit Russia in a few months time.
>>157964405That's par for the course in October.
FUCK THE YANKEESWE ALL HATE THEM
>>157964390>Ayyyyy we got ya cum shitter heeere! Get ya cum shitter here!!!!!
>>157964421True
no one even knows what the yankee even is, why are you talking about the yankee?
Jhoan Duran > Devin Williams
>>157962224Put the team names in the thread retard
P.P. Masturbatia
kek canalpaco already seething at his masters
oooo
Freddie hits that for a single.
>>>olshit
manfred, activate the magnet balls
BABIPgods…
Why is there so much yankee shitposting in a NL wild card thread?
thats insane
>>157964426LMAO
>157964421reminder this canal mexican hates the yankees because some chad wearing a yankees hat (who probably had no idea who plays for them) fucked his oneitisand he's one of the least pathetic regulars on the genny, kek
>>157964488The Mets are in a one-sided breakup with the superior New York team.
Gay Turner ffs
>filthies fielding Kek
>>157964488stankeedoo'em kek!
need the webm of that catch
>doesnt try turner
I hate Trea Turner so much.
>>157964488autism and the fact this game kinda sucks
>>157964413>I'm probably going to visit Russia in a few months time.Be a tad careful with our government's schizophrenia. Pretty sure it's more lax now and visiting is easier/safer, but still. Do you already have plans on which city to go to? I'd suggest St. Petersburg over Moscow to a first-timer. Less packed, more history, art capital of Russia, etc.>Hope you're doing alright out there.Luckily am.
>>157964426
>can't hit>can't field>gay turner
>Timmy Turner
Some really elite defense today
I didn't hear no bell on the last NL wildcard
>empty seats>slow threadI thought baseball was back?
literally one thousand hbp
I'm so tired of seven nation army
just 1 more out duran-sama
UH OH STINKY
>>157964575Nobody wants to watch baseball without the Mariners, Tigers, Reds, or Mets.
How many batters have been hit in the foot so far? 3? 4?
>>157964584seven nation army is better than mo bomba
I'm having cheesesteaks tonight.
HOME RUN
way to keep in the closer you fucking idiot
I’m dead inside
NIGGA
SANTA MARIA
HOLY BRAVES
FILTHIES KEEEEEEK
>The total state of Philty
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA PHILTHIES
HAHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOTS
HOLY SHIT
its over
THESE PHILLY YOUNGBOULS DICKING ME REAL RAP
what you know about that?
I enjoy hot Philfag asspain
>>157964575Baseball died during Covid
lmao why the FUCK did donny keep him in what a retard
sneed
smart baseball
Mattingly hand in your resignation notice by the end of the game
KWABBIES
Aaahahahhahhahahahahha
>kerkering>turnerWho's next?
right down the middle. jeez.
AUSTIN RILEY COMES ALIVE IN THE POSTSEASON
Nice meatball, retard.
>>157964575Most of the new baseball "hype" is just people wanting to see Ohtani
this faggot celebrating like this is the atlanta home feed, fuck him
Good game. Postseason ball is the best.
APOLOGIZE PHILLETS
BOSStin Riley
>the rectum of current Philly sports fanactics
if only gay turner wasn't such a faggot
Both of these teams would get bootyblasted by the Rays
>>157964532I'll exercise caution, I'll need to go to the embassy to get myself a visa, so that'll be my first contact with them. I'm actually thinking of going east, out to Siberia. Lake Baikal is something I've wanted to see for quite some time.I'd like to see both Moscow and St Petersburg at some point, I might even end up there. However Siberia is looking like the primary destination right now. Glad to hear you're safe.
>>157964660>position player pitching in the postseason
AUSTIN RILEY WITH AN OPPO TACO>AUSTIN RILEY WITH AN OPPO TACOAUSTIN RILEY WITH AN OPPO TACO>AUSTIN RILEY WITH AN OPPO TACOAUSTIN RILEY WITH AN OPPO TACO>AUSTIN RILEY WITH AN OPPO TACOAUSTIN RILEY WITH AN OPPO TACO>AUSTIN RILEY WITH AN OPPO TACO
>mattingly ball1 time out of 10 times, it just works.
idk man bringing your closer out for 3 seems unwise but im not mistah baseball
>I did lie about being straight for the first 18 years of my life
New?
Should've lost to the Rays in the final game of the season. Stupid Philtards
>>157964717Duran almost always fucks up a non-save situation. It was retarded and should've been taken out after he let on the first runner.
>>157964722The game is almost over.
are we making a game thread for sox stros
Jhoan Duran you are the KWABOTY!
ENJOY YOUR SHIT TEAM FOR THE NEXT 5 YEARS PHILTHY FAGGOTS
>don mattingly teams>terrible bullpen movesName a more iconic duo.
wait the barfs have cheerleaders?
>>157964735phillies being shit for only five years is nothingyou people have no fucking idea
>small ball retards still think they have a fair shotAustin Riley bitches.
holy shit the phils got no fight left in them
>double playIt's so over
I get that a biblical flooding event is two days away but is a weather scroll necessary?
Its phil-over...
>>157964735>5 YEARSthat's it? as long as trea turner is gone you got a deal
>>157964698Is this THE lexplorer?? The one that went to prison kekini
jesus fucking christ phillies lmao
lol yo this team fuckin sucks
>>157964584>>157964602For me, it’s zombie nation
Reminder that two Philly managers were Yankees rejects and have never one ring for them.
It has never been more over for the horse girls.
>mest>phillthiesWe want LA.
I only root for Braves if it makes Schuylkilfags suffer
Mattingly should never be anywhere near the manager position ever again after that nonsense. How the fucking fuck do you leave Duran in.
>>157964768The very same
>>157964761Whats a tampa fag doing in the middle of nowhere Texas?
BRAVES WIN ITBRAVES WIN IT
ploffs are off to a kino start.
yippee!!
lmfao fuck pennsylvania
>>157964783not as bad as pulling sale and throwing the game in the first place
GAY NIGGAS WON
phils escape the basement for their once a decade 3 year window and people seethe like they are the current dodgers
So Braves are sweeping the Filthies
>asstros/cum suxdont make me watch this
B-But I thought the filthies won the series in the first inning?
good game, phillies suck dick
>hiring a hitting coach who's only accolade was sitting on the bench for the most fraudulent playoff run since 2019O kek!
>>157964789I moved here 5 years ago.Tampa isn’t the same city I grew up in anymore. Land is cheap, life is good out here
>>157964779Calm down homosexual nigger. Once you eliminate Philthy your usefulness ends and you will return to abject failure.
Fucking pathetic. Please end this team tomorrow, Atlanta. I'm begging you.
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFILISLOOOOOOOSE
idk how this was even this close. luzardo pitched a hell of a game. >>157964813good. it's the only way they'll actually do something about this fucking retarded team
Anyone have the webm of the turner play??
>>157964783Baseball terrorist
RETVRN>>157957744>>157957744>>157957744>>157957744
MAKE THE SOX STROS THREAD PLEASE
That was inexcusable managerial negligence.
>Good ol boy wins it for the BravesKino
>>157964825This. Tired of hearing marks whine about this shit team.
Fuck I love these back to back play off games.
NEXT GAME THREAD>>157964934>>157964934>>157964934
>>157964820>Florida taken over by New Yorkers and other Northeasterners>Texas getting taken over by Indians currentlyWhere to next, cowboy?
