>>157964626
no vocaroo no dimes simple as

>>157964626
He looks like an English John Lennon lol

And after all
Back to plumberball

>>157967652
John Lennon was English though

>>157969096
>go to america
>get shot
he would be fine if he had choosen Itapecerica da Serra as his home

>>157969096
John Lennon was Irish, sweetie.

>>157969371
Born in Liverpool
British citizen his whole life

>>157969371
That explains his wife beating.

My first draw based on your suggestions

Today is gonna be the day the League‘s gonna throw it back to you
By now, you should've somehow realised what 115 charges do
I don't believe that anybody cares the way I do about sheikhs now

Bin Zayid, the word is on the street that the oil in your purse has run out
I'm sure you've bought them all before, that you never really had a doubt
I don't believe that anybody rigs the way you do the footie now
And all the fees we have to pay are hefty
And all the lips that cheer for us are zesty
There are many calls that I would like to ring to you
But I don't know how

Because maybe
You're gonna be the one that enslaves me
And after all
Back to plumberball

Today was gonna be the day, but they'll never give things back to you
By now, you should've somehow realised what you're not to do (115)
I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about Pep now
And all the roads that led us there were plastic
And all those that fell for this shit are spastic
There are many ways that we could have won legit
But I don't know how

I said, "Maybe
The rest will be the ones that wave me
And after all
Back to plumberball"

I said, "Maybe
The rest will be the ones that wave me
And after all
Back to plumberball"

>>157969671
You have higher rates of demostic violence than me do, Achmed

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>>157969613
>oh no no no no

I don't believe that any lawyer feels the way I do about you now

>>157970207
>Okay, this is better, I hope

Today is gonna be the day the League‘s gonna throw the book at you
By now, you should've somehow realised what 115 charges do
I don't believe that any lawyer cares the way I do about sheikhs now

Bin Zayid, the word is on the street that the oil in your purse has run out
I'm sure you've bought them all before, that you never really had a doubt
I don't believe that anybody rigs the way you do the footie now
And all the fees we have to pay are hefty
And all the lips that cheer for us are zesty
There are many calls that I would like to ring to you
But I don't know how

Because maybe
You're gonna be the one that enslaves me
And after all
Back to plumberball

Today was gonna be appeal day, but they'll never give things back to you
By now, you should've somehow realised what you're not to do (115)
I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about Pep now
And all the roads that led us there were plastic
And all those that fell for this shit are spastic
There are many ways that we could have been legit
But I don't know how

I said, "Maybe
The rest will be the ones that wave me
And after all
Back to plumberball"

I said, "Maybe
The rest will be the ones that wave me
And after all
Back to plumberball"

>>157967762
kek

>>157970502
The longer I think about it, the less I like the DSL reference
My replacement would be

And all the fees we have to pay are massive
I wonder why the League remained long passive
There are many cups that I‘d
Have loved to buy as well,
Now I don’t know how!

Because maybe
Some more trials really won’t save me
And after all
Back to plumberball

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I would like to leave Man City
This old club don't smell too pretty
and
I can feel the warning signs
Running around my mind

And when I leave this island
I'll sign with Madrid before Man United
'Cause I can feel the warning signs
Running around my mind
So here I go
I'm still leaving this tiny club anyway
My body feels young, but my contract is very old

So what does my agent say?
You can't give me the trophies that are fraudulent anyway.
I'm transferring half the world away.
Half the world away, half the world away.
I've been bought, I've been sold, but I won't go down.

And when I leave Man Shitty
You know I'd stay, but I just can't stand it and
I can feel the warning signs
Running around my mind
And if I could leave Man Shitty
I'll find me a Barca, and I'll live in it and
I can feel the warning signs
Running around my mind
Here I go
I'm still relegated with the same old club
My body feels young, but my contract is very old
So what do you say?
You can't give me the trophies that are fraudulent anyway
Your club is half the world away
Half the world away, half the world away
I've been bought, I've been sold, but I won't be going down
No, I don't feel going down
No, I be going down
I won't be going down
I won't be going down
Don't go down
I won't go down

>>157970880
SOVL

>>157969096
Lennon was a Soviet, he founded the country and wrote their national anthem, Back To The USSR

CAUSE ALL OF THE TROPHIES ARE FADING AWAY
JUST TRY NOT TO WORRY YOU'LL ESCAPE THE NATIONAL LEAGUE SOMEDAY
TAKE THE MEDALS YOU CAN AND FLEE TO SPAIN
AND STOP CRYING YOUR HEART OUT

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SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MARESCA CAN WAIT
HE KNOWS IT'S TOO LATE
AS THE VERDICT'S PASSING ON BY
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FADES AWAY
"BUT YOU'LL MANAGE LECCE NEXT SEASON"
I HEARD YOU SAY

>>157974937
Haha he looks like a British Baddiel here

fookin biblical thread

they're calling it a Sham Pain Supernova

Imagine there’s no rule book
It’s easy if you try

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You live for your frauds
Even thought they make noise
Have you heard of Rogaine?
Ever tried Durabolin?
Thank you for your smile
You make it all worthwhile
For us

Our arab sons of sheikhs just cheat to win shit
Our books are cooked and we're run like we're Enron
And when we go down, will we have 100 fans left?
Our customers all will be gone

'Cause integrity don't seem familiar
And our trophies, they're taking away
And when EFL taps on our window
We better get on our knees and prayyyy
Salford is on the wayyyy

I can't name more than 2 Oasis songs

>>157964626
>The Importance of being audited
>Half the Revenue Away
>Don't look back in our accounts
>Sham By Me

>>157976599
that's clearly false given that they literally only have the one song

I generated a slop song about this too
>https://vocaroo.com/1fRoNQcfepGR

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And all the trophies that you won were tainted
And all the rules that you broke were blatant
There are many things that I would like to say to you
But I don’t know how

SO LETS ALL MAKE BELIEVE
THAT ETIHAD PAID £900M
AND WE'RE BIG IN CHINA

All your bills are paid
And noone asks how on your bus parade
Today’s the day you cover up your greed
Another sponsor sends mo-ney
But you know they’re a shell company
Today’s the day you buy the Premier League

You need a little deal to raise funds
Your team has no appeal to raise funds, raise funds
A sponsorship deal to raise funds
The company’s not real to raise funds, raise funds
You know you’re rich so you guess you might as well
Yeeeeaaaaahhhh

What’s your earnings? Tell us, Erling
Yeeeeaaaaahhhh
You do financial crimes to raise funds, raise funds
Yeeeeaaaaahhhh
What’s your earnings? Tell us, Erling
Yeeeeaaaaahhhh
115 times to raise funds, raise funds

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>>157981994

>>157972310
>Lennon was a Soviet
That was Lenin. Don’t worry; it’s an easy mistake to make.

>>157988865
if lennon was delivered by an armoured train that bloke wouldn't have shot him

Lennon was in a band with Ringo Stalin

>>157981994
>What’s your earnings? Tell us, Erling
kek brilliant

>>157967652
Ian Brown would like to have a word.

HEYYYYYYY ARABIA
MY CLUB'S ABOUT TO FALL
SO WHAT YOU SAYYYYYY ARABIA