GIDDEE UP BITCHESMORE PLOFFKINO COMING YOUR WAYTALK SHIT NOW BEFORE THE POPE SOX BURN YOU TO THE GROUND WITH HOLY FIRE
FUCK TEXAS
'stros
Pullin for the Sox on this one
>>157964934i hope they both lose
>>157964934I forgot the 2005 World Series was thing because of these shit teams
Do we still hate the Houston Cheatros or the nigger representing Kikesox?
>pooston>"the astros are inevitable"
If you're rooting for Houston, you oppose the Pope and are therefore on the side of Satan. I don't make the rules.
>>157964934My pirates would have beat these shit teams
pope sox
>>157964974the Pope is not recognized by all sects of Christianity, much less by all religious sects in generalbut we should all root for the Divine Sox because they're cooler than the Astros
When does he retire? He plays like shit now.
Who are the good guys?
>>157965005sox
These two teams are known for their scandals. Even they repeated history a century later.>1917, White Sox win WS>1919, investigated for intentionally losing the game, lose the WS>2017, Astros win WS>2019, investigated for stealing signs, lose the WS
imo varsho doesnt deserve a ring after the blunder last year so GO CUM SOX
what fucking channel is this on?
>>157965029mind if i share this on my facebook group?
>>157965021This means the 2125 Pope will be an astros fan
NLCS Braves vs Padres Kino match-up looking like a possibility.
>>157965021It's insanely funny that the Black Sox scandal was directly tied to gambling and used to be THE example of why you don't allowed betting in pro sports. Now every fucking at-bat has fanduel odds, there are draftking ads in the outfield, and in between innings you get kalshi commercials. MLB is practically begging for a repeat.
>>157965056Go ahead, gramps. I see you baby boy!
/we/ owe the Popesox one
Unreal to think this is happeningJust hope it's not a repeat of 2021Come on boys
>>157965051stros/sox and dads/cubs are Peacock exclusives
>>157965063put Shoeless Joe in the Hallput Pete Rose in the Hall
>>157965076lol shant be watching, I'll just find a stream
How does the 81-win team have home-field advantage over the 84-win team?
>>157965051>>157965076>streaming exclusive ploff
6 am in Japan, doesn't matter we in here!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_e6E-WpWew
>>157965080seems ridiculous to keep them out at this point given how prevalent sports betting is now
>>157965063It already happened with Emmanuel Clase and Luis Ortiz. There are probably dozens more who didn’t get caught
I am going to H-E-B Do you guys need anything?
>>157965080>put Pete Rose in the HallThe real redpill about Pete Rose is that he's not banned because of gambling. It's because that girl in Ohio was almost certainly younger than 16.
Murakami having a monster postseason while Ohtani does nothing would do more for Japanese baseball than the last 7 years combined
>>157965094fucking manfred
Lets go sox
whys this sport so fucking dead last year the offs' were hype
>>157965121the fuck you talking about nerd we just had a great game 1
>>157965080>>157965112Pete Rose did nothing wrong ESPECIALLY that.
At least this game is on peacock so I don’t have to see that stupid ass FLOOD WATCH scroll
How the fuck did an eighty-one-win team and an eighty-four-win team make the playoffs? My one hundred-win Dodgers would bootly blast these sub eighty-five-win teams.
>>157965111milk
>>157965109True but I was specifically talking about throwing the World Series. All it would really take is a handful of (relatively) underpaid bullpen arms being in on it and you could easily throw an entire series and there'd be no real way to tell.
>>157965111some cooky 2 step for me frendo
>>157965117What’s the difference between Murakami and Ohtani?
forcing me to watch on peacock should count as some sort of crime imo
When did they bring back NBCSN? Kek
CC in the booth.
damn CC has really trimmed downI remember when there were news stories about this dude giving up Coco Puffs to maintain a healthy weight
>Kolson batting 9thSure hope that works>pham on the rosterwut
>>157965146billions in gambling debts
>>157965153he looked better fat
>>157965130im sorry anon
>>157965121>sport is dead>based on one game that started at 2pm and still had a fantastic finishgrow up, Basketball TikTok’s have rotted your brain
>>157965091Stop asking questions
>>157965146soul vs soulless
White Astromiguel is throwing out the first pitch.
popesox > cheat'stros
>>157965151>>157965153
LMAO even an NBC reporter can't say Cum Shitter's name right
>all these people rooting for the white sox since they're the underdogs about to learn how disappointment works
kike cocks have zero chance
>>157965150They didn't really, it's just peacock.
>>157965108GM Kiwibro. you'll be glad to know /mlb/ has finally begun acknowledging the Bengian Era :^)>>157963510
The biggest home run of Geoff Blum's career was off the Astros for the White Sox in the World Series.
>>157965193Handsome
start da game already!
dodgers
>>157965216this slut i banged put her peacock account on my tv to watch love island
Never 4get
>>157965208The Astros aren't that steep of favorites. They have less than a typical home field advantage.
>>157965153IIRC he actually would have lost more weight while playing but apparently it would have actually fucked up his mechanics somehow>>157965207I'm praying for a Cam Schlittler vs Nick Kurtz matchup on national television in the World Series (after Kurtz inevitably signs with the Dodgers).
>>157965146Murakami seems like the type of guy you meet on a night out in Osaka and get black out drunk with. Ohtani would never.
>Pope Benedict elected in 2005>His favorite team (Bayern) wins championship>Pope Francis elected in 2013>His favorite team (San Lorenzo) wins championshipSo how is it gonna work with this Pope? Are the White Sox winning or are the Bears winning?
so how many of these White Sox “fans” were also “fans” of the Cubs back in 2016?
>2 openers will be starting The power of sub eighty-five-win teams needs to be studied.
>>157965239>wanting another Jankee-Doyer slop seriesgrim
>>157965242they didn't win last year
>>157965239yeah I think he said having a little extra on him gave him durabilitycould've been a psychological thing or could've been true. didn't he have that crazy stretch in the second half of his last year with MIL where he was pitching like every 3 days to drive them into the playoffs?
Time for my Stros to get embarrassed for the final time this season. The bullpen bout to give up 3 runs in the 1st and the offense will never recover.
My Mariners actually did bootyblast both these shit teams.
>>157965248This is me watching this and the Hockey opening season game
>>1579652470
>>157965242The only connection he has to the Bears is being from Chicago. He hasn't really shown public support for them.
The best hitters on the White Sox:Miguel Vargas (eight hundred thirty-seven OPS)Munetaka Murakami (eight hundred twenty-five OPS)
Leadoff walk!
>>157965307is this shopped or was Frank Thomas really this big? goddamn
>>157965284Impressive. I can’t wait to see them play in the playoffs this season then.
>>157965322They didn't call him Frank “Save Your Life” Thomas for nothing.
>>157965284Nice, I'm looking forward to seeing them perform in the playoffs.
>>157965278Yeah. Put up absolutely insane numbers too. 11-2 with a 1.65 ERA in 17 starts, with SEVEN complete games (3 of them shutouts). The dude was an absolute machine.
jeremy peñis
Leadoff walk is the most 2026 Astros thing I’ve ever seen.
>Altuve>Gold GloveAHAHAHAHAHAAH
What is Daikin park? Who is Blubaugh?These teams should not be here.
>>157965220morning ladhe’s a gamer for sure so he’s bound to keep gaining interest you love to see it :)you watch the Braves game?
>>157965336crazy. we'll never see something like that again, though I wish we would. just need guys to throw 94 with command instead of torching their shoulders and elbows
>>157965322Real. Frank is a specimen.
Daikin is still a terrible name for a stadium than Fifth Third
Jeremy Peña should be in MVP talks.
lol wut
BJ Blueball lol
>Error
I can't throw
Just outside
LOL nice throw
>POOSTON FIELDING
>Christian Walker trying to throw a SS-esc backfoot throw to second>gives up 3rd base
It's 2005 all over again lol
The A.L. just can't field.
1ST AND THIRD FOR MURAKAMI
>>157965327>>157965335Manfred started the lockout in August, it wouldn't have been my choice but that's the way he rigged it.
>>157965424>inb4 strikeout
>>157965365yeah I had it on my second screen. I was pissed when they pulled Sale instead of letting him dog out the inning. crazy that they hit the go-ahead HR in the bottom of the 8th. fun first gamewe should get a dynamite match between the Yanks/Sox next. Tolle v Schlittler will hopefully give us a great ace's duel
This is just a continuation of the regular season. Walking literally everybody with a shitty bullpen.
Reminder: the Dodgers traded Miguel Vargas for 0.7 years of Max Muncy’s retirement tour.
HE DIDN'T STRIKEOUT
BIG SAC FLY MURAKAMI-SAN
asstros kek, get fucked
GAMBARE MURAKAMI-SAN!!!!!!!
its over. sox advance
I’m cooked
LET'S FUCKING GO BENNY BOMBRED SOX LEGEND BENINTENDI
Murakami allows us to dream
First postseason run batted in for Munetaka Murakami.
>>157965434yea fun game, nice ending, I would prefer the Braves win over the Phils desulooking forward to Yanks/Red Sox too, reckon that’ll be one of the best games this first week
Blueballs can't throw strikes
blueballbros...
would Murakami have hit 50 bombs this year if [they] didn't conspire to injure him and threw off the rest of his season?
KWAB
>>157965474>rays less likely to win than the poodres kek
>pulled in the first inning
Banana Bond Peters please
Benintendi is the most destined to be a Mariner since Milton Bradley.
>>157965482>>157965485temu ohtani
That outgoing pitcher's last name sounds like someone drowning.
Blue balls kek
3 walks, in the first inning. Nice bullpen game Sleepy Joe. Go enjoy unemployment you retard.>Bryan KingFuck it’s over ggs sox
>two thirds of an inning>rekt bullpen for rest of series
>>157965485based Mune
High baseball IQ by Joe Espada to start Blueballs instead of your CY-3 Hunter Brown. Excellent Game 7-style management.
baseball god don't approve of a bullpen game in game 1 of the 'ayoffs
>>157965502I'm inclined to believe that the Derby screwed him up more than the injury.
>>157965486agreed, I'd like to see the Braves take the series. but the real question is, would you rather the Dodgers or Braves/Phils win?I think the Yanks are gonna be tough to beat. their offense isn't great and I think their fielding/fundamentals can be exposed, but their 1-4 is crazy. unfortunately, I only see the Dodgers matching them by rotationoverall, I'd be okay with anyone except ATL/PHI/LAD/NYY taking it. I'd probably prefer ATL/PHI to NYY lol
Come on Bananaman
Glad Astros are regressing to their old miserable National League days
>only going 66.667% of an inning
How is this not on any channel in the Houston area? wtf is this Manfred
pfft after all that only 1
>>157965560It's on NBCSN, which is on cable.
Who is this faggot on the piano?
>>157965560just stream it brokie
>best reliever performance of the night only went 33.333% of an inningBRAVO ASTROS
Yordong will tie it.
>he actually swung at any of King’s pitchesdude just struck out against Joe Espada’s version of a white flag
>>157965560It’s on KPRC’s subchannel 2.2
>>157965560Baseball fans can enjoy the AL Wildcard race on Peacock, proud streaming partner of Major League Baseball.
Can someone webm the umpire clapping?
>>157965591shut it weeb
>peremy jena
is this the worst WC matchup of all time?
Popesox just walk this guy. Trust me, you'll be better off.
Alvarez needs a nickname: The Big Salami
>>157965614>trusting Dan Wilson
>>157965614Coward(I don't think they'll give him much to hit this series)
>youredone
>>157965616big papi
>>157965629kek
>my astros are already downSeries is over
We are a baseball country
Esock ‘em
>>157965631that's copyright infringement!
>>157965607a 40 year old woman should have more respect for herself. she'll never find a good partner this way
>>157965622I-I am not Dan Wilson.
uhh bros?
It’s official
>E-sock Parade
let's be honest, everyone knows the Astros are the worst team by far in the postseason. there's no disappointment if they lose after limping into this position
>>157965657
>>157965607The wild card should be abolished
>>157965657Mets would win the AL west easily every year so it's not really a fair comparison.
>>157965549I’m not so fussed on the Dodgers getting another ring, but that’s a tough one lolprobably the Braves if I’m honest, but I’m not super enthusiastic about itI’ll be throwing my support behind the ‘dians for as long as they stay in it to be honest, I like that team and would be cool to see them make a deep runagree with the Yanks, their pitching is elite, gonna be tough for any team to match that, it should make for good viewing if nothing else
>>157965653This is the White Sox' 63rd postseason game.
Nice hit Montgomery!
Man I just remembered David Ortiz got shot in the Dominican Republic and lived lmaoDominicans are terrible shots
the vaunted Astros bullpen
we love bloop singles dont we fellas
Pope Sox bros. He may have declined the reason why they are in this predicament but lets be honest he was!
cum shitter kek
BELIEVE IN COLSON
Bryan King out there pitching batting practice
>>157965711he's gonna bounce back in 27
OH NO COLSON
idk man if the pitch is about to hit you dont swing
>>157965596That channel is not showing it here unfortunately
Ouch!
>>157965715And the thing was, Ortiz wasn't even the intended target.
>asstros
>>15796573827 years or 27 games?
>bases loaded >no outs
I have a soft spot for the White Sox for some reason.
disastros
HBP BASES JUICED
>>157965758once he does 27 burpees
>.197>most strikeouts in an MLB season ever>31 HRthat is a chad statline
NOBLETIGR WATCH
Colson bailed out lmao. Slider in the dirt sends him to the bench.
lmao King is such a shitter, this bullpen is so fucking bad
>>157965764NOBLETIGER incoming
dont care if varshit is injured i want to PLAY ORDINARY post
>pooston
It's actually a miracle we made playoffs with this pitching staff
oh dear‘strosisters..
the 9 hitter getting the bases loaded with no outs is just absolutely insanity, top to bottom
Party like its 2005
NOBLETIGER-bros...
SAM THE FUCKING MAN
stop the count
Popechads start feasting
>>157965698nice man, Cleveland is a kino franchise. I used to be a huge fan of Terry Francona when he broke the Curse of the Bambino with the BoSox. he always seemed like such a solid guy. when he then went to coach the Indians, I supported them by extension. I used to follow some of their players like Jason Kipnis, Carlos Santana, Grady Sizemore, and Carlos Carrasco. I haven't kept up with baseball for about a decade until settling back into it last year, so I don't really know much about their team now. Jose Ramirez seems like a great franchise player and I know our Australian friend is a big Bazzana believer. Parker Messick also seems like the real deal. I look forward to watching his startreally wish they'd get their name & logo back. it was so kinoany CLE players you're rooting for in particular or that I should keep an eye on?
You are not a ball knower if you thought the cheatstros would win this series
Rays are going to bootyblast both of these shit teams
>>157965765The White Sox have a soft spot for you as well.
lmao asstros
>>157965774Holy based
Just like 21 years ago, the Asstros still fear the Cumsox
>how ass are the asstros?
The fucking White Sox knocking out the Houston Asterix would give me great joy
TEEL!
Oh no no no no no no no no hahahahaha
How the fuck are the Asstros already in a bullpen game? wtf is wrong with these idiots?
>0 outs
what would they call a Sox-Cubs World Series? Like how they call Mets-Yankees Subway Series
didn't the Astros have an S-tier GM that their doofus owner got rid of because he doesn't believe in statistics and quantitative modeling?
>>157965774If he took walks, we'd be fine with it.
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONo, that's a New York thing to do
This is the most chad stat line
hope we get position player kino in the wildcard
>the shitty of pooston
>>157965827Windy Series
CLICK CLACK BANG BANGOK!IM RELOADED
>>157965827The Fall Crosstown Classic
>>157965815I would legitimately cry. Did you know it was the Sox that exposed their cheating to begin with?
>>157965827Crosstown Series
>>157965828Even worse they replaced that gm with a DEI hire that was fired last month
>game is over in the second inning with the bases loaded and no outs That should be my Mariners in there
>>157965831That's what gonna happen when Cum Shitter loads the bases and gives up a grand slam for Boston tonight
>>157965835>batting .300>sub 7 opslol
>>157965279>I was only one inning offI know my baseball team
>>157965824>81-81
>>157965827Red Line series
>>157965858it would have been over in the first if it was the Ms and not the asstros (the white sox scored one run)
the bases are reloaded lmao
>>157965854>Danny FarquharSuch a tragic story but I guess not as tragic as the aneurysm only ended his career and not his lifeStill sad though when this happened
The AL west needs to be abolished. Send these teams down to Double A
Antonacci is a dawgsingle handedly improving the public image of Italian Americans
A bizarre choice to be playing the bullpen game on a game one
>expecting a .500 team that somehow made the postseason to not get embarrassed on national television
>>157965827Chi-Town Shootout
NOBLETIGER WATCH (again)
>vargass
Miguel Ullola records an out
>>157965879The biscuits would still reign supreme
>>157965888to be fair the Sox limped into the playoffs and were complete dogshit in September outside of their last 2 series
>NOBLETIGER WATCH
do you just give up this game if your the astros and put in some hitter to pitch
RELEGATE THE ASSTROS BACK TO THE NATIONAL LEAGUE
can someone explain the practice of playing lots of shitty pitchers instead of one really good one
SHOW ME THE MUNEEEEEEEE. NVM HES OUT
>>157965881i'd imagine that they used their best starters to end the year trying to survive, so now since that was two days ago, they screwed themselves over
>>157965854It's actually kind of hilarious if you go back and watch the clips, what happened is that the stadium was virtually empty so you can actually hear the trash can banging on the broadcast. It must have sounded like someone playing a drum to Farquhar and everyone else on the field.
I AMA JAPENEEEEEEESE!
My Tigers would bootyblast these shit teams.
>murakwabi
>>157965801yea man agreed, really likeable franchise with a lot of history - it is a real shame the name/logo change was pushed on them though I haven’t been able to watch a lot of their games this year but those blokes you mentioned are for sure good, and everytime I’ve tuned in to watch, Kwan seems to be having a good gametheir young lad Genao has been impressive too, I hope they go far
>>157965913You know smart teams like Rays and Brewers? The Astros are the opposite of that
>>157965913its analytics you fucking chud
>>157965913the mlb doesn't have enough really good pitchers but has plenty of shitty ones
japanese players do be swinging at everything
>AI KANNOTU SUKORU
i think the O's should've been here instead, their lineup is a real wrecking crew
Murakami is channeling his inner Ohtani, I see.
>>157965939They aren't built for October
Houston booing its own team 2 innings in is brutal
NOBLETIGERNOBLETIGER
Holy fuck why benny
>risp soxsomehow Asstros will comeback because of this
pooston ass hoes
The rookie does the work the retards before him can’t do
Assbros, we're back
>trashtromiguels
NOBLE TIGGER!!!
>cumsox can't land the daggerVery poor form
don't call this a comeback
>>157965930I'll keep an eye on Kwan and Genao. cheers!
The Astros should be contracted
it's not a NOBLETIGER if they load the bases again after getting a RBI with the bases loaded
Was that a Nobletiger? They scored 2 with NOBL, but then reloaded the bases and fell flat.
>>157965985Yes it is, confirmed by Google AI
>>157965985Source?
It was a NOBLETIGER.
if Smith is dealing they'll let him pitch more than 3 right?he's supposed to be in the starting rotation next year
>He wears #32 in honor of Josh Hamilton
>>157965985ERA Tigre Noble
>>157966004>blowgay fatuveKEK!
>>157965993I also just confirmed with chatgpt, grok, and claude.
Activate the butt plugs
>Hagen Smith grew up a Rangers fanYeah, I'm going to bed Astros universe.
is this finally the end of the astros era, or will they bullshit their way in next year too?
>>157966047They play in the AL West
>>157966047This season doesn't count towards their previous era.
>>157966047The Astros haven't been good since 2021.
UMP ASSAULT
Ok who did that
>>157966050this
>>157966055They won a World Series in 2022.
>entire stadium laughs
Naming your ballpark after japanese radishes, get da fuck outta here.
TUDUD
right in the blues
I misread their ballpark as Dunkin Park
>>157966068>Guaranteed Rape FieldWhy would they name their Stadium this?
daaaaaa astros lose!!!
Houston RocketsHouston AstrosHouston...Texans?How about the Supernovas
The Assback starts now.
This "the office but at a newspaper" thing looks even more unfunny than "the office but at a park ranger office"
>Line of Fire on NBCshow is about a young kid who gets jungle fever
>>157966089It's just Rape Field as of this season.
>>157966081probably would be better luck, america runs on dunkin after all
I want to fuck the shit out of this female sideline reporter
The Houston Colt 45%
I remember the White Sox had their stadium named Cum In Skin Park
>>157966128what's stopping you
>no commentSox have a competitive advantage
>>157966102bring back the Houston Oilers
the houston moonbeams
>>157966117I've never been to one of their stores, they don't have them on this coast, but I buy their regular and decaf in the store and drink that in the morning.
the momentum is flipping
they should move the astros to montreal
The Houston Colt 9/20
The Houston Housies (pronounced "hue seas")
The Houston Faggots
The Houston Colt 0.45
>>157966171pretty cool
>postseason small balloof madone
>>157966171This is a cool brand why isn't this atleast their minor league team?
>>157966192so true kek
0.45 is their average penis length
penass lol
>goundoutvarez
baited
Thank god
Getting into the playoffs at .500 deserves being blownout and getting swept.
Houston Colt Fifth Thirds
>>157966291kek
>>157966240Dayum, .45 LY!?
What the fuck are you looking for Kolson?
>trashtros
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh cool. The Pooston Ass-Hoes against the Shitcago Suck-Cocks. Why don't I just purchase a strapon dildo for my wife and let her fuck me in the ass?
>all those Chicagoans in Houston
fucking Colston lmao
theyre calling it the most fraudulent wildcard game of all time me
APOLOGIZE TO COLSON MONTGOMERY!
>>157966320
the sox are winning it all
>>157965292i miss kenny (ironic)
HAHAHAHA POOSTROS
I have a Colson Montgomery bobblehead.
>>157966342YASS
>>157966309that
>>157966334no, if that bum walked a few more times instead of striking out swinging at shit in the dirt we would've won the division
sox bros why are we so fucking elite
CHEATING MIDGET WAS ON THE GRASS
>>157966373Maybe Antonacci should have made a better route to that ball in Cleveland?
>>157966398aye, he could have done that but Antonacci did not set a league record for strikeouts this season
I believe in one God,the Father almighty,maker of heaven and earth,of all things visible and invisible.I believe in one Lord Jesus Christ,the Only Begotten Son of God,born of the Father before all ages.God from God, Light from Light,true God from true God,begotten, not made, consubstantial with the Father;through him all things were made.For us men and for our salvationhe came down from heaven,and by the Holy Spirit was incarnate of the Virgin Mary,and became man.For our sake he was crucified under Pontius Pilate,he suffered death and was buried,and rose again on the third dayin accordance with the Scriptures.He ascended into heavenand is seated at the right hand of the Father.He will come again in gloryto judge the living and the deadand his kingdom will have no end.I believe in the Holy Spirit, the Lord, the giver of life,who proceeds from the Father and the Son,who with the Father and the Son is adored and glorified,who has spoken through the prophets.I believe in one, holy, catholic and apostolic Church.I confess one Baptism for the forgiveness of sinsand I look forward to the resurrection of the deadand the life of the world to come.Amen
>100 year astro career>doesn't know you can't stand on the grass
Dumb challenge
Eh, don't really wanna change it.
>>157966383This
this is kind of a painful game to watch. HOU is so far below the other teams
>>157966411My Mariners won this exact challenge early this season.
>challenges the position of a foot on the fieldwhat kind of faggot challenge was that?
>>157966407Well, the rule came into play in 2023.
>>157965801>tfw they took chief wahoo from you
>>157966342
>>157966426White Sox should have gotten a bye and faced Cleveland in the DS next week. You must be over .500 to qualify for the postseason.
Damn it vargass
How much money should I wager on the White Sox taking the WS? Odds are +3000 right now.
goodnight bros. i'm done with this game
>>157966434Doyer lifelongs started watching in 2024
>>157966426We’re literally a .500 team managed by a retard, a bullpen full of rookies and batting practice throwers, and lineup outside of our first 3-4 hitters is an auto-out. What exactly did you expect?
>>157965801Let me guess, you whine about the name change while wanting Lake Ontario to be called Lake America?
>>1579664762020*oh wait... that year was cancelled. there was no season it never happened.
HEY DID YOU GUYS KNOW THE ASTROS HAVE AS MANY WINS THIS SEASON AS THEY HAVE LOSSES!!! THEY'RE A .500 TEAM AND THEY'RE IN THE PLAYOFFS!!! ISN'T THAT CRAZY HAHAHAH
>>157966480I expected this. just like I'd expect a lion to maul a chihuaha. that doesn't make it fun to watch
>>157966467Even if they win here, they have to face the Indians next.
>>157966457Would love to see her bent over and railed by a BBC
>>157966467Gambling is for degenerates. But $100 never hurt anyone
Time for Manfred to step in and do something about the AL West
I talked to every last person at my work today before sneaking out the back door to speed home at 2...>HURR DURR LOOK I WAS HEREAnyone else /druk/ and in their element?
There’s a reason Yordan is the MVP. Dude managed to carry THIS team you see before you to a .500 record.
>>157966497quiet Moshe
>>157966487Lake Ontario to Lake America is based and a flex, defying pressureIndians to Guardians is cringe and weak, succumbing to pressure
>e-sack parade days
>Jordan Hicksand this is where the White Sox momentum goes to shit (I hope i'm wrong)
Poostonpacos thought that was gone kek
>>157966521*Astromiguels
I found out today that people unironically pay for porn
>>157966513Sure buddy
jays legend on the bump
>>157966520
Mune bailing out Teel
>>157966532They took Incestflix from us
>>157966534join us on the right side of history, my good fellow
Whoever wins this series is getting absolutely bootyannihilated in the divisional round.
>>157966532I've concluded those people get off on it
>>157966563Indians aren't much better
>>157966556Motherless too
>>157966532aussiebro strikes me as someone who pays for porn
What is he feeling?
>>157966578what!?
GJ HicksDo you stick with him or turn to Fedde?
>>157966556>>157966578epornergirlswallowedsxyprnmissavwhoreshubsiskahornyleakpretty much all a man needs>>157966580I just don't understand it. the videos leak anyway
Mune oppo bomb into the Crawford boxes incoming
>>157966563>against fucking Clevelandholy shit the AL sucks
>>157966609>strikes out
>>157966563
asstros pitcher doesnt even have a pic on the MLB app what a series
>>157966617I want to believe
>>157966556MilfnutFulltabooLeaksloveXmegadriveTabootubeBunkr
(((Rosenberg)))
erome Taylor Nguyen
>>157966520He's been pretty good this season.
the last hurrah before Kroenke takes over the division
I think my cats like baseball much better than football because they hate whistles. The more you know.
bases loaded again kek
>>157966627>it was the 3rd outcomegame was rigged from the start
>>157966641crisp coomer dropping by for porn hot tips
>hendrickson
>playoffs>i don’t even know who the pitcher is for my own teamthis is the state of the 2026 astros
>there were """analysts""" who thought the astros would beat the sox
>>157966708>>157966641based horned up kiwi
this guy has thrown 35 pitches in the mlb
Not you Paredes
o kek
genuine question: can the Astros just surrender the series?
>ASTR0-5
The Tigers should've taken the Astros' spot, they are much better. +74 rd vs -32
This team is as dumb as the Mets how are they in playoffs
pooston kek
are the Astros ok bros?
>>157966708I will watch your sport this post season
>>157966745by winning their dogshit division at 81-81
>the NL games have been exciting>the AL games have been slurpers
Colson giveth, Colson taketh away
fellas is it technically cheating to watch porn when you're in a relationship?
>>157966781>s
Colsonsisters, our response?
>>157966774basedwelcome bro, if it’s half as good as last years post season you’re in for a treat
>>157966788what does this have to do with baseball?
>>157966788
>>157966774Did you watch the Phils and Barvs? That game was kino.
>>157966587
>>157966811we're watching the cheating Astros play so questions about cheating are on-topic
I’ve seen enough, give these boys the World Series already
>>157966822kek
>>157966811youre allowed to talk about cheating when the astros are playing
>>157966788yes, don't do it
>>157966556I live in the "Free State of Florida" so most other options are off the table as well. Republicans raped the meaning of free speech real badly so they could take it away while claiming to save it while also encouraging people to be the nastiest, worst versions of themselves.
Install (((Kalshi))), goy
>>157966848my friend was telling me that he recently traveled out of Florida for a business trip and felt like he was in heaven due to no porn restriction kek
>>157966744Get back to packing, AJ Hinch
how did the mariners not win this division? they returned basically the same team that made it to the ALCS
>>157966870>they returned basically the same team that made it to the ALCSand that team wasn't good, they only got hot at the right time
>>157966870Their star batted .150
>>157966870haha yeah....
>>157966886And so does the Blue Jays
>violating free speech means stopping you from gooning to kids
>>157966870This retard didn't play all year basically.
>>157966870>>157966897it's not just Raleigh. what the hell happened to Naylor and JRod? plus they lost Polancoseems like the organization fucked something up
There should have been 4 wild cards in the AL. Fuck Houston
>>157966907Vlad and Naylor got paid and basically stopped trying, this is why teams should only pay white players
>Awww sweet Lions vs. Panthers
>>157966865I recently traveled out of Florida for a business trip, too bad it was to Texas so I still wasn't free.
Alright this game is over, migrate >>157966816>>157966816>>157966816
>>157966918And who would have won that 4th wild card?
>>157966963fuck off, not using your gay schizo shit. somebody make a good game thread.
nu>>157966816>>157966816
>>157966963fuck you satan
>>157966963>2 run homer for the AstrosGet fucked asshole
La remontada coming up
>>157966963>>157966980fuck off generalfags
NOT SO FAST CUMSOX
Uh oh! the Astros started to cheat
>>157966910Yes, that's what chuds generally complain about with Nexus Mods. They think it's a rights violation when businesses conduct themselves as they see fit rather than when the government is controlling things.
NU GAME THREAD>>157967008>>157967008>>157967008
not so fast, popeys
>>157966999TRIPS CONFIRM
>>157966917yea but look at what Polanco did for the Mets. He was horrible and only played like 37 games.
