>>157967651
Is Katz Deli worth visiting New York fags?
Cum Shitter Kek!
Chicago mogs New York city-wise
>>157969116It’s just a sandwich
>faggot likes banana ball Typical
the Yankees offense already has 4 hits in the first 9 batters and the Red Sox are celebrating fouling pitches off. I wonder which team will win
suck me sideways
>>157969116yeah, Katz is great. a full pastrami sandwich is like $35 now but unless you're a massive fatass, you will struggle to finish it.you can probably get comparable sandwiches in other places, but the experience of posting up at Katz after midnight and watching all the characters go in and out is hilariousdefinitely do it at least once
What's Boston have for pizza
This is literally the ALCS
>>157969116Whose deli?
>a $35 jewish sandwich
>red sux offense>MUH LEFTY LINEUP
Why does Shitter look you know whatish?
>>157969136dunkin doesnt sell pizza
what about russ & daughters
>go to prison>become a banana ball fan
Roman Anthony not holding check swings up for two strikeoutsbruh
Which stupid exec at Liberty Mutual thought that yellow shitball is better than Emu and Doug?
>>157969149Danefag don’t look!!
>>157969136Sal's and Pizzeria Regina
Those Kalshi people are laughing all the way to the bank
Liberty Biberty is hilarious
>>157969116over priced and too long a wait. if you want to say you ate at katz get a hot dog. it's really good, no line, and isn't forty dollars or whatever.
What’s this phenotype called?
>>157969126>2012+14>still losing to buttgers>ishygddt
16 WHIFFS AND 6 K’S THROUGH 3.
come on red socks
>>157969122I got no (Vienna) beef with Chicago.
Now that the dust has settled I wish they kept Bregman
>>157969129MUH LEFTIES!!1!!111I love when Yankee fans worry about shit. We have nothing to worry about. Easiest World Series title in history.
>>157969114Cope.... CHECK.Seethe... where's the seethe bro? Where's my seethe?
Flyovers be like “I went to New York and got a sandwich”
imaging being a grown ass man and eating hotdogs (e.g., shredded and ultra-processed pig's asshole and other pieces of rejected meat)
Oh, you don’t got bodegas? How the hell do you live? I walk downstairs, my guy’s got coffee, a bacon egg and cheese, toothpaste, batteries, and a cat working security. You gotta DRIVE somewhere for that shit? Greatest city in the world, pal. Fuggedaboutit.
The K mogs this gay ass soulless stadium
>>157969171Oy Veynkees Fan
>>157969171woody allen
go sox
Black men breed my anus. Now they call me "Cum Shitter"
>this stadium turns into the Bronx zooummmm what did he mean by this?
“Grown ass man” is black woman speak for “male I want to complain about”
Watching the hit medical drama Doc on Fox and this
is the MLB so poor they can't afford to do 1-1-1 instead of having all 3 in NY?
>>157969171I don't want to get banned again
>>157969201coach primate
Just realized that I haven’t heard that strike out whistle all game
>>157969171Cabinet member in the Trump administration
>>157969210And there it is
>>157969210There it is
>>157969201>>157969210and there it is
this is boring. i'm gonna beat off to joi by that one portuguese girl i like
nyc and boston ought to be nuked
>>157969171I looked like that when I was a kid
Hello, USA Men's soccer are playing.
>>157969210coward
>>157969236and now you're a beautiful Cubs girl :)
Jackie Robinson was such a bad idea, the dodgers had to flee New York after he retired. Thanks again NYC
>he's close to his mom>he's jolly>he's a nice guy>he smiles a lot>he looks like ron swanson>you do you
>>157969231name?
Remember when I got my ass blown the fuck out last year? I was hoping you had all forgotten by now but just curious.
>>157969207Union is against it because they don't want to travel more than they ready do in the regular season
fellow sex havers, when you watch porn, do you mentally superimpose your own memories on top of the porn you're watching? like I like watching fat ass and tits and making out and combine it with my own memory of sliding into pussy or kissing or grabbing a part of the body etc
>>157969231For me it's YouTube shorts.i like those videos of the guys who speak different languages and talk to girls in China Russia and Indonesia and impress them with their language skills
>>157969233Portland, Seattle, and Minneapolis are the top of the list
>>157969239who cares lol
The fact that Tolle regrouped and didn't let that tough inning get to him at his age is huge
WHO'S READY FOR CAM SCHLITTLER'S CG1HSHOSEASONS OVER RED SUX
>>157969263those as well
>>157969007>every new yorker with a soul is a mets fan anyway tbqhforreal
>>157969248It makes me uncomfortable when they bring up his mom (R.I.P.)
should I start ozempic
>>157969263>muh king jew pedophile says these places are bad
>>157969268Nice copium
The only reason why the Red Sox won the 2004 ALCS was due to the Yankees not having any quality starting pitchers after Mussina.
>>157969282If you're retarded, yes
>>157969282YES
>>157969282Just do cocaine instead fatass
>>157969254eh, yeah I do actually use it to envision me having sex with my gf. I'll often watch porn to get started then turn it off before I bust just thinking about fucking my gf
>>157969282no. do it the old fashioned way so you build good habits and muscle
Barstool has better sports coverage
>>157969250not telling she's mine
>>157969282you're just big boned
>>157969282just smoke meth and fuck guys
>>157969282I’m on the 3rd dose on my zepbound pen. I’ve lost 14 pounds in 3 weeks. I’m definitely re-upping at my follow up next week. Insurance pays for it
>>157969282you need ivermectintwo scoops
Why do red sux batters even bother hitting against Cam?
>>157969136my favorite secret spot is pleasant cafe. its ran by a bunch of nice old ladys
>>157969308based. seems optimal
>>157969318How fat are you these days
The saddest day of my life was waking up on October 8, 2023 and realizing Dave Portnoy was still alive.
Why is Hudson yards so dead? Didnt it just open?
shitler is dealing
>>157969331Why the fuck is her ice cream grey
i take once daily jardiance>AT EACH DAY'S STAAAAAAAAAAAART
>>157969318Vaxx status?
>>157969334I’m down to 220 and I am 6 foot even
Based Cole teaching Cam the knuckle curve.
let's go red sox!
JUST GO HOME RED SUX YOUR SEASON IS OVER EVERY OUT YOU MAKE IS A STRIKEOUT TOP FUCKING KEK
>>157969282It worked very well for me, I recommend it to others.
LET'S GO METS
>>157969350The fuck do you need zepbound for
How do you even come out of prison fat anyway? Shoulda joined the AB or something
I just pray the fat away
>>157969347No Covid vax but I’ll swear by the GLP-1 lmao
>red sux>not striking out every at batpick one. We told you Cam was gonna pwn you and you didn't listen
>>157969343its japanese flavor
How jealous are you that I have a Boston accent and you don’t? I automatically get social capital because people assume I’m cultured and it’s a panty dropper
hope to see Stanton's hot butt today
Love how the Yankees took 2019 Cole, 2018 deGrom, and 2019 Verlander and just blended it all together in a lab.
A diet of cigarettes and apples has kept western man trim and fit for 500 years, but then the faggots in California said you couldn't light up in Denny's no more and now look. This has been catastrophic for sports advertising.
Gf is baking some buffalo chicken dip what's your gf making lads
>they think they're not gonna strikeout against the most ALPHA AF pitcher in MLB history>red sux
https://www.frontiersin.org/journals/endocrinology/articles/10.3389/fendo.2021.645563/fullhttps://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC11790292/https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1080/03007995.2024.2383731imagine not just dieting, exercising, fasting one day a week, and drinking plenty of wateryou guys are guinea pigs for some shit that we won't fully understand for another 30-40 years
Did Contrares get brain damage from getting hit?
>>157969373Contreras just standing there praying for a walk. This is so embarrassing to watch
>>157969378I thought a Boston accent was cool for being a blue collar try hard like Mark whalberg from southie
>>157969335You're just a antisemite
That guy is blind
>>157969384Money at her job while I stay at home shitposting with the boys
>>157969384im still waiting for mine to come back from the store
>>157969395Bro, Jesus is probably coming back before that so fuck it
extremely disrespectful bat toss.
We are fucking ASS
>>157969378plus all the shiny quarters you get from all the people who correctly presume you're retarded
What inning does Cam start shitting and cumming his pants?
>ball entirely in the strike zone>toss bat thinking its easily ball 4
>>157969417Who's ass are we fucking?
Why are you people watching this shit? The Yankees sweep has already been decided
What are you drinking or eating for the game, /sp/ ?
Utah passed the Indoor Air Act in 1994 before California, but of course mind broken miggers don’t know anything
>>1579694227th
CAM SCHLITTLER IS DEALINGCAM SCHLITTLER IS DEALINGCAM SCHLITTLER IS DEALINGCAM SCHLITTLER IS DEALINGCAM SCHLITTLER IS DEALINGCAM SCHLITTLER IS DEALING
>>157969422thats the pregame routineyou already missed it
>>157969382Told some dumb shit for brains smoking fag if he was fucking stupid when I saw him filling up diesel in his truck at the pump with a lit cigarette in his mouth
>>157969428This. And Tropicana field is already confirmed 70% Yankees fans this weekend
>>157969430Nothing, I ate earlier. Had some pho and an orange crush
>>157969384>what's your gf making ladsShe's making somebody else happy in an alternate universe because I never pushed myself.
Brunson may be the king of New York, cam "shit all over Boston" schilter is the BOSS of New York.
>>157969420Just put a statue up instead of Contreras
8 K’s through 4
>>157969378Do you even host a sports talk radio show?Someone post the mike francesa vocaroo.
>>157969430I had a big burrito from my friendly neighborhood beaner truck earlier
>>157969396>Did Contrares get brain damage from getting hit?yes
>>157969395They are doing the rest of humanity a favor though
>>157969430Peaches with whipped creamSweet and salty popcorn
>>15796942210th after the CG 1 hit shutout is official
>>157969430pizza and an ipa
CUM SHITTER IS POOOOOPING
>>157969460lol
>>157969453it's not too late bro
>>157969447nothing bad will happen pussy
>>157969466stop helping mexicans
>>157969450How the fuck do you fat fucks drink soda knowing there is like 40 grams a sugar in a tiny 12oz can
>red sux
>>157969430
>Not one but TWO Boston players couldn't handle the ball
George "Vince" Lombard(i) Jr.
>>157969430>>157969477frozen pizza and a 6 pack of ipa
>>157969396the dodgers assassinated himthey brought in some third string guy to pitch and then DFA'd him when the game was over
Pho is just chicken noodle soup
>>157969463and he’ll be out by the 5th since this kid can’t go past 70 pitches without shitting the bed
This whole time, I thought lambard was a spic
>>157969430>drinkingwater>eatinghad a sauteed okra dish & lentil soup earlier
>>157969395Someone's jealous kek
Is Tolle just Chris Sale?
I'm digging that catchers mask giving blade runner vibes
>>157969489I actually drank 20 oz but okay
>>157969503you have to go back
>>157969488stop helping jews
>>157969489I think about all the beer I'm going to binge drink later.
can the sux at least fucking try
>>157969430peppermint teafruit toast with margerine
Good night /sp/
>>157969448>I have sworn off the website. It hasn't even touched my address bar. It's like a PTSD thing for me now.Uh oh
Why are nu-Athletes so weak?A fucking calf strain lmao
>>157969116No
>>157969489Cool it with the antisemitism
people forget that the Yankees have as many championships this century as the Cubs
I'm gonna start my diet Thursday new month and all that. Gonna feast tomorrow the last day of September
I don't really watch baseball but I was told this Cam Schlittler guy was going to poop cum out of his anus? When do we get to see that?
>>157969395I bet you're fun at parties >Ugh guys you really shouldn't be drinking alcohol and doing cocaine science says it's le bad
>>157969504He would be considered a hyperborean turbo Aryan down here
>>157969525Brooooo How are you doing, do you still work at the pool place? Hope you are doing fine
>>157969525It's 6:30.
>>157969517gonna impregnate another white woman before the year is over lmao
>>1579695417th inning
>>157969530I pulled my calf the other day getting out of bed. I thought I was going to fucking die it hurt so bad
>>157969525We're just getting started
>>157969487You smell like shit
Alright man, get Crochet up and stretching. I can't make fun of Tolle without feeling bad.
>>157969538KWAB
Get fucked ump
>>157969489addicted to caffeine and coffee makes me feel sick. surely there are alternatives but i just fucking love cherry coke, it settles my stomach if i'm tired or feel shittyi'm not fat tho
>Watching a sport that's on life support over good ol' international friendly football
>>157969562Tobacco smells nice.
My Cubs and White Sox would booyblast both of these shit teams
That AB alone justifies Rosario being in the lineup. 7 huge pitches and a walk is as much as you can ask for
>>157969543Diego forlans very distant cousin
The scorebody says B0NY 1 right now. A message for you fat fucks out there.
>>157969542I drink socially and haven't done coke in a while due to fentanyl risks and stuff. I'd do it again if I came across some pure shit
cum shitter kek
I unironically like Dunkin's coffee more than Starbucks'
>>157969582Based Chadvid Lynch
thank god the Cubs/Padres game starts in 30 min this is an absolute bore to watch
>>157969558This is the type of shit that only happens to severe alcoholics put down the drink retard
>volpiss kek! Jeter would never
>>157969582COOP, I THINK I MIGHT BE IN HEAVEN!
volpissian
KEK STANKEEDOO'EM
>stankees
>stankee base running
What dumb luck
CUM SHITTER>CUM SHITTERCUM SHITTER>CUM SHITTERCUM SHITTER>CUM SHITTER
LOL
>>157969591Forlan is a direct descendant of the founders of Hyperborea
ATTA BOY DURBIN
Huge.
that broccoli topped queer looked so mad like he didn’t take a stupid lead
UH OH STANKIES
>JANKEESKEK
>>157969601I strained my Achilles the other day running down the block to help a guy who got hit by a car. Was wearing bad shoes not fit for running. Shit happens.>stankeedoo ‘emjej
Kek Stankees
attaboy durbin
>>157969598For me, it's Green Mountain from the local mobile 1 mart.
STANKEE DOO
Yankees momentum dead for the rest of the game
should've bunted..
>>157969525gn
>>157969598Coffee is for boomers I fuck with the bloom energy drinks heavy the strawberry apple is orgasmic
>>157969525we're not even halfway through this game and there's another one after bruh
>>157969642>bloom energy drinksyou have to be over 18 to post here
Y’all niggas weak. I never get injured, even when I’m bleeding.
I have never had a Red Bull, Monster, Rockstar, or Bawls.
nice double play
>using any drug other than adrenochrome for energycasuals
>>1579696351 run is enough
Shitty end to that inning, but Tolle looks like garbage. If Boston sends him back out to face the Yankees order the third time through, it probably won’t go well. I think there’s a decent chance the Yankees are into their bullpen now.
We're watching the cubdres game in half an hour though.
>>157969649What about a cheezburger?
>>157969635>>157969654Schlittler literally doesn't need any run support. This game is over. Easiest World Series title ever
>>157969649I've never had Rockstar or Bawls
I'm 34 and have never broken a bone. actually we were playing baseball when I was a kid and I was catching without a mask and I got hit square on the nose. I might have broken my nose then but it healed on its own and isn't crooked unless you look closely
I feel and carry myself like Jason Statham in crank everyday of my life
whoever the bawstun announcer is for this game should be in the special olympics of sports broadcasting in 2028
For me, it’s hippie speedballs. Hash joint with a double espresso.
>>157969649red bull is cloying, monster has a few decent options but mostly crap, rockstar is awful, and bawls is overpriced water
Why is Shane Gillis pitching for the red sox
>>157969655Guy....stop worrying. We've already won this game and series
>>157969126based
>>157969657God willing
>>157969658Yes, many. In fact I count a day wasted that I haven't had a cheezburger.
Complete Game 1 Hit ShutoutAlpha as fuckSeason's over Bawstun
>>157969657wait there's another game
>>157969678They're playing rock music in the middle of the game LOL
Somebody tell the fucking production crew to turn off the royalty free music kek.
Gas station pre rolls can't be that bad for you right? I mean they get me high and it's alot cheaper than getting a medical card
Are baseball jerseys comfy?
turn the fucking shitty music off!!!
>>157969647Yeah I'll pass on the second degree permanent burns lil bro
>>157969692he's already thrown 73 pitches in the 5th, this isn't a complete game
>>157969699lmao bro you’re smoking catnip at best
>>157969699
What job is more useless? Member of Congress or Red Sox hitter against Cam Schlittler?
>>157969701no they’re itchy polyester
>>157969699$35/oz here
Cumshitter throwing like he's drunk kek
>>157969699you smoking gas station weed fr? in a state where it's not recreationally legal?my nigga you're gonna get fucked up
>>157969703A small independent media company please understand
>>157969698Like New Jack with Natural Born Killaz playing in the background.
Why did cum shitler just try to throw the ball into the stands? Aren't you supposed to throw it in that big floating box?
>>157969723Can't believe they don't sell %100 cotton for the fans.
>>157969707LOL yes it is. 73 is nothing. Red Sux offense is shit regardless so leave him in
>>157969677how about chang gillis and he's chinese
>>157969728Florida how bad can it be?
>>157969737It’s a tiny park, probably an accident
>>157969738They made em cheap and sell them expensive as official MLB, NFL, NHL, ETC branding.
GOD DAMNIT SOMEONE TURN THAT MUSIC OFF
>>157969727He could literally pitch blindfolded against the red sux and they'd strikeout. So beta.
>2026>not having a patio plant
>lose 75 games>be playoff team>cant hit the ball oncenice sport faggots. whoever thinks soccer is boring should look at the low IQ faggot fest this shit is.
>>157969707He's good for 120
>talking shit bout the format on live television
>>157969747bro you're smoking oregano sprayed with formaldehyde
>>157969744Oh Howard you crazy for this one
Where’s the best place to get pizza in New York?
>>157969751Mariners legend Franklin Gutierrez spotted
these announcers are so biased lmao could they possibly suck off the Yankees any harder?
>>157969701I like mine, but I have to fucking baby it because they stain so easily.
cum shitter kekkkkk
>red sux>offense
>>157969747
Always funny seeing some gay faggot turn that third K around
his name is shitter
Imagine the low level NBC worker in charge of the transition music and them scrambling to try to shut if off as goes on the 4 minutes playing the same 10 second loop.
>>157969767DUDEWEEDLMAO
>>157969779They're all exactly the fucking same
shitter for a name is shit
>>157969804that hoodie and hat go hard
And so it begins...
Cam falling apart
>>157969787Cam Schlittler blindfolded wouldn't have choked against the Dodgers last year and was better than any Toronto pitcher this year
>>157969779chicago is better for pizza
cum shitter is fading
>>157969779I know the answer to this question but im not gonna say because I don't like the vibe of this thread
>>157969819>cum shitterKEK
Chicago pizza sucks
Only reason I’m still watching this horribly broadcasted and announced game with the sound on is in case someone slips up and says Shitter.
cmon shitter stop shitting up the game
>>157969804I’d watch an inning at the bar with that dude
>>157969821get your head checked
What happened to gerrit Cole is he still playing?
>>157969821Why the fuck is that cut into squares?
>>157969804This but unironically and I would def wear that hoodie
>>157969783
>>157969813I do like the hat
>>157969829suck deenutz
Five n’ Dive would be a good restaurant name for schitter after he retires
>>157969821theres something real weird about that cheese but I like square cut
>>157969779depends on the type of slice you wanna get. grandma slices are best on long island. pepperoni, you can go anywhere from prince street to joe's or whatever. different places have different specialty slices. buffalo chicken ranch i'd go with king umberto's>>157969806shut your mouth hayseed
>>157969829>t. thin-crust eating twink
>>157969838took a drug test, scored pretty high
take the shitter out of the game
can’t even cut it right lmao fucking flyovers never cease to amaze
we should order a 'za, bros
>red sux>offensetop kek
>>157969847Dominos crunchy thin crust is exactly like this and it's by far the best>>157969861yeah i'll take a cum shitter, extra cum kek
>>157969861Boston pizza or pizza pizza?
>>157969804zoomies actually wear malboro hoodies now
1. New York1A. New Haven2. Detroit3. Chicago Power Gap999. Other.
cmon coach hes shitting up the place again take me shitter out
That'll be it for Cam.
>>157969769At the rate he's going that gets him through maybe 7
the only people I'd invite over for beers and baseball are the Kiwi anon, the grounded Red Sox fan, and the wise Leafthe rest of you need to learn to behave
why can't we hit??!!!!!
Little Cesar’s has the best pizza by far
>>157969869nah eat shit poojeet
>red sux>offensetop. fucking. kek
Stop posting tasty looking food I will never get to eat in my lifetime
>>157969890>Cesarhi paco
>>157969881say his last name faget
>>157969894alright fuck you too buddy hope a nigger from the block over zips you with his switch
Watch Boone brings in rodon and he gives up 2 homers.
>>157969882He will have a 6-pitch inning next. Do your research on the Cy Young front-runner.
>>157969883*farts in your face*
do they do authentic italian style pizzas in the US?
this is a stl pizza thread
>>157969906Phillipines or Czechia?
>>157969883But who would you invite over for assfuckies?
The convenience and savings of a tombstone pizza obliterates whatever immigrant oven slop pizza you prefer
HEY SO I WORKED ON THIS MEME LITERALLY SINCE THE GAME ENDED (HAD TO TAKE A BREAK TO COOK DINNER)REDDIT JANNIES ARE GAY (LITERALLY) AND WON'T LET ME POST IT CUZ SOMEONE ALREADY POSTED A SUPER LOW EFFORT SIMILAR MEME:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hvW9Ez3pB4STONE COLD AUSTIN RILEY JUST WHOOPED YER ASS!>i just want someone to see it
>>157969886its hard to hit shitter pitching hold on the shitter is coming out my asshole
>>157969883so a chink, a drunk mick, and a jeet
>>157969912Zero shot they take him out at 90 pitches with a righty to start the inning, probably batter by batter
>>157969921Looks moldy in the thumbnail, 0/10.
>>157969921St. Louis has moved on from terrible bbq to terrible pizza
>>157969926store bought pizza quality has collapsed since the plandemic.
>>157969918Authentic is inferior to the american version, why would anyone here make that?
>>157969911fuck you shit eater go back to india
>>157969926My theory is those store bought frozen pizzas could give you colon cancer. How else could they be sold so cheaply
>>157969924never done anal. ate ass and have stuck my finger in a pooper and had my salad tossed once but that's as close as I've comedon't think I'd do it unless I really liked the girl. pussy irl is too good to really need ass imo
>>157969918How the fuck would we know if it's authentic Italian style. Alot of places do neopolitan in a wood oven that's like a doughy personal size
Minskies mogs New York and Chicago zah and easy
>>157969921
LETS GO WHITE SOX LETS GO
As someone from the south, I can confirm, New York is pizza pretty good. That’s the only complement I’ll give to that dump
>plandemiclmao retard alert
>>157969883I dont drink thoughbeit
>>157969883>wise>Leafdoes not compute
>>157969956>girl??????
Pizza is the same everywhere, even in foreign countries the most they change is to put like bananas on instead of pineapple, or corn instead of olives. There's no sense arguing over it as a matter of regional pride.
>>157969965starting to understand why the sharting thing happens
>>157969921worst fucking pizza i've ever had in my life, from multiple places
>>157969912Literally just waiting for Boone to make a mistake and pull an unhittable Hitler. Cap it off with Stanton pinch hitting and ending the game on a strikeout.
Didn’t the game start at 8 how is it the 5 inning
>>157969883I'm Kiwi's +1
cmon Tolle beat these yank fagets
>>157969918What the fuck is authentic Italian style that’s not a thing different regions of Italy have different styles of pizza just like the us.
Some of the best pizza I ever had was in Thailand at Pizza Company
Will open a Stella Cheers /sp/
i ate a pizza but it sucked and now i feel bad in my tum tum :(i didn't even finish it
He couldn't even finish 5 innings.
>>157969883Why are you so rude
>>157970001Pedo alert
My guide on eating pizza pies/slices:Disciplined: 1 SliceModerate: 2 SlicesPusher: 3 SlicesGluton: 4-7 SlicesEater of Pies: 8 Slices
honestly the best pizza i ever had was in montreal, and the second best toongl toronto has to step up its pizza, its losing to m*ntreal
There hasn’t been an authentic Italian since Augustus, let alone a fuckin pizza
all the pizza itt looks like shit>>157970001pizza company is absolute slop
>>157969984
>>157969966>>157970000there's an obvious difference between american and italian pizza I don't think it needs explainingimo both italian and new york pizzas are great
this is my favourite pizza
>>157969883>invites no hoes
>>157969921>file name Which one is the cardboard box?
>>157970006Send it over, bro. I'll finish it for you.
>>157969982Pizza in Italy is fucking disgusting they don't even provide garlic sauce
I hate modern day baseball sometimes broyou're in a fucking playoff game and you take out your ace in the 4th inning because there's a fucking MATCHUP DEPENDENT AB COMING UP???????MOTHERFUCKING BULLSHIT RETARDED FAGGOT FUCKING BRAINDEAD PIECE OF SHIT SPED MOTHERFUCKER
I fucking miss the French bread style pizzas from elementary school.
FUCK YOU COACH PUT TOLLE BACK IN
HOME RUN
It’s ridiculous both of these teams are allowed to wear “super dark blue” instead of just saying black or navy
Rice Bomb
RICED
R I C E DICED
>let's pull Tolle, that's a good trick
KWABWAB
KWAB
uh oh bombston
Took him out for that. Lol
Taking Tolle out was a mistake
>>157969883Fuck you, you drink shit beer anyway. Also, RICED.
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if tolle was in that was a groundout
>>157970035why do you need girls when you're hangin with the boys and watchin the ballgameYO FIRE THIS DUMBASS FUCKING FAGGOT COACH FOR TAKING TOLLE OUT ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME LITERALLY TERMINATE THIS STUPID FUCK RIGHT NOW DON'T WAIT FOR THE SERIES TO END YOU STUPID FUCKING RETARD
RedKWABS
DUDE LEFTY LEFTY MATCHUP IM A MLB MANAGER AND IM A RETARD KEK FOR ANALYTICS NERDS
>>157970074see>>157970051
>>157970047I make French bread pizzas a couple times a year. Always worth it
red sux sisters...
FRIED RICE
I wouldn't care if the Yankees offered me 100M I would never shave my badass beard for no one
>>157970041Trust the analytics
83 pitches and you pull himWhat was that?
>calipacos cucked into shilling for hated east coast white fanbase>not enough to keep the yankees from winningkek
>>157970041damn you called it
NOO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING. THE ANALYTICS SAID IT WOULDNT
Who cleans up all those seeds that Boone gets everywhere? Fuckin rude if you ask me
>we're talking about pizza, but the pitcher is serving meatballs!
DUDE BRO TRUST THE GRAPHS BRO WE SHOULD TOTALLY SACRIFICE OUR ACE GIVING US ANOTHER 2 GOOD INNINGS FOR THIS ONE MOTHERFUCKING SPECIFIC DATA POINT COLLECTED OVER 37 AT BATS DURING A WANING CRESCENT MOON YOU STUPID FUCKING RETARDED PIECE OF SHIT MNOTHREFUCKER
Reminder that cashman would leave rice out of the lineup if grisham and jizz werenhealthy
Cashman and Boone will lead the yankees to yet another WSSmart that Steinbrenner didn't listen to all the retards who wanted them fired
>>157970074Miller looked so good in like the first month after the trade but then the wheels came off bad
the old Red Sox manager would not have taken Tolle out. fuck you rookie intern coach fuck you fuck you
>at wedding you throw rice, when rice homers you throw drinkswhat the FUCK is this guy
I was told small ball and bunting is better to win playoff games than XBH and home runs though….weird
>>157970078If my dick was in your ass, you would cum.
>>157970111
>>157970100He looks like he belongs on an old Yankee roster in the 1920-50s.
>>157970104you’re not a real human being. This is a bot
>>157970133id cum shit...?
>>157970127yank fan are mostly retards
>>157970127A modern poet
throw the entire yankees team off manhattan bridge
>>157970111idgi
>>157970127Yeah that was really fucking bad lmao
>>157970127he needs to go back and workshop that a bit
I WANT TO FUCKING KILL THE NERD THAT THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO TAKE OUT TOLLE
the only people I'd invite over for beers and baseball are the cubbies girls, momo, and bree deliothe rest of you need to learn to behave
At least Boston has good seafood. Does New York?
>>157970132unless you have 4 players who can bunt fuck off trying something new in a best of 2 series
It’s so funny watching /mlb/ doom-post when the Red Sox won’t score a single run in this game. The season is already over !!
>>157970151You mad? Seasons over Red Sux. Enjoy Cam's CG1HSHO
Yankee fans are so annoying
>>157970161Seafood is for trannies
Do you guys have friends in real life
>>157970161Best calm chowder this side of the country
>>157970158Should have come back for Fire Walk with Me, BITCH!
>>157970172After 30 you don't have friends anymore
>>157970161New York is also on the sea, some say the same one as Boston
frogs in the gamethread
>>157970172my last fren was my brother he was fucking my son and me
When do they put Crochet in?
>>157970165It's beautiful isn't it? Why do people bother playing the Yankees? We own everyone. We are alpha as fuck. Schlittler. Is. GOD
>>157970182I know. It sucks
>>157970161>does the place surrounded by the fucking ocean and various freshwater lakes have good seafood
Chad Tracy sucks
>>157970172No :(
>removing Tracy's interim tag before the playoffs
>>157970190tomorrow morning at 10am
>>157970145Obviously.
>Cum Shitter wearing the Zoomer shorts with his stork legsWhy is no one stopping this. Looks awful.
BENNY MY BOY
>Yankee fans booing their own pitching coach Are they fucking stupid? He doesn't have the authority to take him out of the game
>>157970171bitches love seafood, not trannies
>>157970172i used to
>>157970168Deal with it beta. Schlittler fucked your mom and grandmas
get your shitter out
>>157970197The answer is "no, due to the extreme pollution."
yankee fans think the pitching coach is the person who takes pitchers out? ok i guess
>>157970172Yes. And I'd invite /mlb/ to watch some baseball and have some burgers and beer, but I can't trust that they wouldn't pull some fucked up shit. How can you trust a person that secretly spams racist images or talks about fucking ladyboys?
>>157970222hahahaha
I just love how the game is over when it's 2-0. That's how alpha as fuck we are and Schlittler is
I still want to see the schittler dildo pic. has this srsly been scrubbed from the internet
>holding his nose as he walks awayEWWW did cam have a stinky?
>>157970235I’ll have you know that none of my racism is ever secret.
Are we doing the Padubbies wildcard here?
Why is half of boones face burnt?7
Hitler will get through the 6th, the real challenge is the 7th
>>157970235I'd never even think about fuckin' ladyboys, brother -HH
>>157970253No, get your own thread.
>>157970242once shitter is out of the game boston wins
just realized mexicans really hate the yankess not only because they're from the hated anglo east coast but they hate yankees aka americans kek
here comes the 3rd time through penalty, start the comeback!
>>157970254They did find him at a truck stop
the amount of seething boston fans itt is genuinely hilarious. I guess I'm not surprise you fags rather troll here instead of watching your shitass team
Watch Women's Wrestling
>>157970253We're all moving to that thread and watching the cubdres game instead.
Roman Anthony is so bad he got pinch hit for
can someone make a new thread and a Padres/Cubs thread? I'm apparently rate limited because I have 5 active game threads up :^)
>>157970234We're not used to seeing our pitchers get taken out. Especially Schlittler
>>157970161Where do you think New York is
>>157970269Yankees are the white old stock anglo team and the doyerpacos hate that
this is a slurp, soxies simply have no fight against shitlertime to watch the cubbies
It really is bull shit game 2 isn't in Boston
MARLINS MAN SPOTTED
>>157970271I told you he would be back out. Now you still keep up this gimmick.
>>157970253We're all going to post in the Padubbies thread as soon as it is up :D
>>157970253>40 year old NEET jpsie chicanokek>>157970299they hate anglos so much yet can't evne speak spanish kek
>>157970288Is that a thing?
Why did they send the pitching coach out? Cam could pitch blindfolded and these faggots wouldn't get on base
Keep him going.
Do not reply to chikaner
Rate Cam SchlittlerAcknowledge Cam Schlittler
what an outing for Cam
>>157970319Yes, it happens on /pol/ a lot during a happening, or did when people from western societies posted there several years ago.
>>157970304Front Row Amy mogs
Red Sox need to trade for a new team
>>157970269White people do usually underestimate how much we hate them. I have my eye on you.
This migger retard is the worst poster on /sp/
Holy fucking shit…He actually OWNS the Boston red sox.
Badass motherfucker with the chain and everything
>>157970303>nooo why doesn't MLB make their carbon footprint worse
sanchez seething kek
>>157970319so it seems
Benetti fucking sucks lmao
>>157970351You can't be serious
>Red Sox getting dominated by two guys from Massachusetts
>winning the wildcard round against the red sux is like 28 for the stankeedoos
>>157970337milf alert
>>157970172Sort of
>>157970366you think teams can just teleport to other cities?
>>157970368>>157970368
>>157970368>>157970368new
I’m from the futureThe Yankees bullpen will blow this game opennow the real fun begins
>DEATH, TAXES, AND -Why is there a redditor in the announcer's booth?
>Pats tanking>Bruins in shambles>Celtic seething to knicks>Red Sox forever in the yankees shadow.Just erase Boston now. They can't be holding on much longer.
>>157970303It's ridiculous that there's a "game 2" at all. The wild card game should be the wild card game.
>Weissertguess they're giving up on this game and saving the good relievers for game 2/3
>>157970511I stand correctedalways expect him to choke but well done this inning
>>157970410Meth. Not even once.>>157970429Seriously. The Red Sux can't hit for shit
these political commercials genuinely make me want to blow my brains out. Most lowest common denominator I've ever seen. One of them is literally >i drink beer just like you! The other guy probably drinks $20 cocktails and eats lobster! Putin and Xi for the love of God nuke this shithole