ITFCB
Every flyover should dieGo Padres
We're watching this one instead of the other slurper! Yes! We're cheering for the cubbies!
Let's go Chadres!
>>157970364what does that mean?
Cubbiedads lets goo
>>157970364Dumb rat poster
rooting for poodres
Wow! PCA just took a fastball off the schnoz! Can't say he wasn't asking for it.
Why would you be a padres fan over the dodgers? Kek
Let's go Padres and especially Ty France! Let's go I want to see a Padgers NLCS!
LETS GO CUBBIES WIN WIN WIN WIN BABY
>/vt/umors vs /jp/spies
Let's go Chadres.
>>157970364Faster and slower!
FUCK YOU THEO trade Rizzo for a bag of chips and cash consideration
cub em!
>>157970441I look like this.I pull this alarm.
Pearls of wisdom from the Kersh
poop crap ass
>>157970399We're fucking tonight if the dads win
FUCK THE PADRES! COME ON CHICAGO!
These game 1s always got me the most nervous
Which team should i support?
I'm a girl! A Cubs girl!
San Diego has better pizza than Chicago
>>157970358Which team are you rooting for?
Are there any cubs fans who are NOT trans?
>>157970498We're fucking tonight if the cubbies win
PCA DOWNOH FUCKTHAT LOOKED BAD
>>157970464
Aryan doyerpaco checking in for a hate/injury watch
It should be illegal to host games on Worst Coast time
>>157970519You weren't kidding holy fuck
>>157970508You couldn't stop pissing yourself while typing that.
>>157970497Padres
watch your own game doyerpacos
>>157970532Fuck your circadian rhythm
This Petco crowd mogs the fuck out of New Stankee Stadium's.
atta K petey
We need Johnny and Gyro from SBR to root on dem Chadres! Good shit, King!
hate this west coast bullshit time
PCgAy kek
KING IS DEALING
King is dealing
PCA's updated postseason BA: .178
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hvW9Ez3pB4
getting a strike out is like winning the world series to poodrepacos
>PCGay>bregSHIT
chicago has better tacos than san diego
stream https://discord gg/S5hC3Q8Za
Cubbies are getting sliced and diced.
Kang
1-2-3
>>157970562I'm borrowing this Fox
Didn’t the Padres used to be home games for opposing teams? I could’ve sworn giants and dodger fans took over the place
okay i dont think the cubbies are winning this game but next one they got it!
the Padres are giving me too much hope I can't wait to be devastated
>>157970560One crowd has TWENTY SEVEN (27) rings to hang their hat on. The other crowd hasnt even seen their team win a game in the World Series ever and never will.
>>157970594TRVTH NVKE
flyover chicanos finna get raped and gaped by coastcanos? kekaroo!
Ding is keeling
>>157970560They stole the fuckign chorgers and clippers from us. Imagine if San Diego had their own NHL, NBA and NFL team Back.
>>157970623All those rings and they're primarily concerned with floorsqueak!
TATIS DID IT AGAIN
>>157970594I mean Chicago has a ton of Mexicans
KWAB
pcabros...
PCA sucks dick and eats shit kek
damn tatis remember when he roided?
Why didn't PCA catch that?
poop crap wtf
>>157970600>>157970600>>157970600>>157970600For all people being cucked by pee cock
PADRES GONNA WIN IT ALL WE FUCKING OWN YOU 2026 CHAMPS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOFUCK DOYERPACOSFUCK CHICANO CUBSFUCK EVERYBODY
>no homers all season >hits one the first fucking pitch of the game in the postseasonTatis is juicing again (approval)
>>157970675lights too bright
Hahaha
keeeeeeeek this your mvp cubtrannies?
Kwab
BACK TO BACK JACKS
>SCUBA
at least this might not be keeping me up late
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>cubs pitching
San Diego fags: what do you prefer, Hong Kong or Adelitas?
>Cusb>PC-gay
Why did I give the Cubs a chance again?
PCA didn't catch that one either. WTF?
>KWABBIES
AGAIN
okay the cubbies are FUCKED fucked
>>157970623Twenty seven mickey mouse rings
poodres are cheatingcubs are also cheatingthey deserve each other
haha Cubs
HOLY FUCK BOYS THIS REMINDS ME OF THAT HOMER NANDO HIT OFF BUEHLER IN 24 THIS IS OUR FUCKING YEAR
>runts of the west coast and midwest facing off
That is 2 HR hahaha
>Ty France is batting cleanup love this nigga like you wouldn't believe
ROUT THOSE FLUBBIES. WE DIDN'T FORGET LAST YEAR, FUCKERS.
Cubgers need to fight back
cubtrannies learn their place, kek!
>>1579707340 Mickey Mouse rings LMAOOOOOO
its already over kek
NOOOOOOOO!!
good catch future jay seiya suzuki
>>157970744>>157970751Last year was so boing and disappointing I'm glad the Dads are doing something this year instead.
yeah sit down... SIT DOWN!!!
this is the pitcher that gave up 3 dingers to a rookie in his debut
>>157970738I’ve suspected cubs of cheating last two years. Poodres offensive “resurgence” is awfully suspicious as well.
>>157970757don't worry, it's all under control...
King is great for like 3 innings and then usually falls apart.
Hey Chicago, what do you say?The Cubs are gonna win today.
>bofarts
all under control
kek poodres
What are Chicanos like out in Chicago? I heard they get treated worse than niggers
THATLL BE 11 YEARS $300 million
Pay Xander to fuck off next season, Song clears.
PRRRRT
cubtrannies be like
>POODRES
Manny Machimpo
>>157970878kek forgot about that poodre pepemay i save it?
Here are some TRUCKS, TRUCKS, AND MORE TRUCKS, for the competitors.
padres gonna blow it huh
>>157970935There's no need for that asshole
king is dealing
who am i rooting for lads?
NICE HUSTLE, TONS OF FUN, NEXT TIME EAT A SALAD.
>>157970955Poodres
>>157970877you literally can't afford it
>>157970943
>>157970955cubs
>>157970858we all love the cubbie dog!
>>157970943holy based truckbro in the wc thread!
>>157970949‘twould be funny if they peaked in the first inning of game 1
>>157970961>>157970972why?
I would DePop in that chick's tight butt.
Fuck Boyd. What a n*****
>>157970967Show me the White Sox one
>>157971000nigger?
>poodrep*cs vs cubtr**nswho even are the good guys here?
>>157970974I'm a working stiff, so no posting during the day PST, and I ain't watching yanks sox, so trucks ahoy. It's a good thing the trashstros lost today, so I'll drop a White Sox truck. >>157971003
>>157971029Give her some funked-up MuzakShe treats you niceFeed her some hungry reggaeShe'll love you twiceThe girls don't seem to care tonightAs long as the mood is rightNo static at all>No static, no static at allFFFFFFFFFFFFFMMMMMMMMMMMM >No static at aaaalllllllll
>>>/x/43019604Chat, is this real?
those were ugly ABs, guys
>>157971063Some Steely Dan to listen to while cruising? Nice.Here's a truck for the other winner today.
where'd all the spammers go
>>157970937by all means
Why are the cubs losing??? To this mexican team?
Chicago is in the middle of a 28 hour period with 4 different teams playing on national TV. Look at us!
cant stay awake
>>157971149they have zero good pitchers
>>157971149>implying they're both not mexican teamschicago brought out a mariachi band on monday night, kekaroo
>>157971125Well yes but I listen to baseball in the car too because I have xm and an aux cable.
you struck him out in 3 pitches, why are you being cute with him the second time?
>>157971165Oh no that's not great
>>157971165What happened to Shota?
this game doesn't deserve kersh
>BregSHITCubbies are an embarrassment, I feel another girlcott coming.
why are they waving terrible towels
>>157971213King likes to nibble sometimes, doesn't matter we struck out grugman lol
>>157971250Kersh is spiritually a cubbiemaid.
>poodrepacos stealing the terrible towel gimmick Kek lmao
>>157971236they used him in that Trop Red Sox game
Why did bregman swing at a pitch 8 feet out of the zone? The Cubs know they gotta win the world series right? 2016 was 10 years ago
giving them cubbie bears a chance is a mistake
You're not a cubgirl, you're a 35 year old man.
>>157971264lol why?
cmon guys help the Cubbies on to victory eat a slice of pizza
>>157971266He got hit in the head with a foul ball. Give him some slack.
>>15797127335 year old hombre*
>>157971279Anyone have the pepperoni on pizza copypasta from last year?
Boyd should throw a ball maybe?
>>157971261that is my webm from t-mobile last year, and kersh is a family man
>>157971273im a girl tho
Why didn’t cubs give up?
I'm a cub frog
>>157971319tyfys
>>157971279What Chicago style is this?
Time for Campy to come back to the chihuahuas
>>157971335this is insane
S-SAVE US PCA AIEEEEEE
>>157971279Cubs girls made pizza for us!?
>>157971349you can have a ring too if we win it all chihuahuabro
>>157971349There's no way that's a real team.
they're canonically doyer fans senor
Cubs fans, I visited your stadium for the first time, this season. It was really cool and I liked the environment around the stadium. I sat in the 1914 club on the 3rd base line. You get to watch Cubs players in the indoor cage and the food was pretty solid. The view from the seats, could have been better. I ended up moving back row after row to get a better view of home.It was a day game vs the Reds. The Cubs scored 7 in one inning because the Reds imploded in the field. I liked the cozy feel of the stadium and would gladly go again if I'm in town.
>>157971354I’d eat a cubbiegirls slice
>>157971349is that a real team
>>157971353I look like that and talk like that
>>157971339welcome. marinerds were classy that day when kersh walked off the field for his last regular season game.
CHANT GREEN BAY SUCKS NOW MFS
it's over for the Padres
>>157971273I'm literally a 21 year old girl
Cubs losing is making my dog sad.
>>157971393I recall the Doyars having a very good series.
cubsies lol
>pee crap armweak
>>157971405Post tits it will be good luck for the cubs
>muh MVP>muh best defense in baseballkek.... KEK!!!!
PCA should have jumped for that
>>157971266They don’t call Bregman “Jewish lightning” for nothing!
kek cubtrannies
i thought that was gone kek
it's go time
Cubs fans told me this guy was good
>>157971430he's an average fielder and a very obvious example of why defensive sabrmetrics are dogshit
FUCK!! REEEEEEEEE
>>157971388>>157971353https://voca.ro/1lmik4LgtoIF
reminder that chicago is east coast coded
Mariners Ty France hits that out of the park.
>POODRESKEK
>>157971455West coaster detected
How does a firefighter afford that house?
>>157971446>moves to japan and cucks all their fansthey're like a reverse ohtani kek
These teams suck. Then whoever wins plays the Brewers, who also suck. Dodgers vs Braves will be the real NLCS.
>>157971455>>157971468Chicago is on the east coast though.
PSA for "Cubbies girls"https://voca.ro/1gYlSXwkzdqA
Manny Machado is going to be a Hall of Famer someday.>>157971463Mariners Ty France best ability was getting hit by pitches.
>>157971411they swept, but it didn't really matter, both teams had already clinched their postseason berths.
>sponsored by musekek even the sponsors for baseball are second rate
These beaners really think they have it in the bag hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Cubs gunna rape ya.
Why dont the cubs try to hit the ball back into the pitchers head?
>>157971319I love this webm so much, it's like watching my drunk cuz after he got a big raise.
>>157971479He left that skill behind, and so it will be passed on again.
cubbies got a shot
>>157971469Fire fighter unions are strong
>>157971445I keep hearing that he's leading the league in "every defensive metric", but the only defensive metric he leads the league in is OAA, and that's only because he takes aggressive lines and dives for everything.
>>157971485What's wrong with Muse? They've got some great songs.
>>157971477Lol whats the lore here?
>King wheeling and dealing tonightWhere was he all season?
>>157971477obsessednice fag voice
>>157971418actually Im a padres gal
>>157971486>>157971169
>>157971485>>157971502Knights of Cydonia is okay but they lose points for having Super Massive Black Hole on the Twilight soundtrack.
Attaeye seiya
>>157971473What's 800 miles between friends I guess
Remember when the cubs had an oriental named "fuck you do me"
>>157971504/mlb/ is infested with mentally ill trannies>>157971510seek God. do not jerk off to my voice
>>157971477This is my favorite vocarooposter.
I’m an Asian dude. Would people fuck with me in California? I don’t know how racist Mexicans are or how often they see Asian people
>>157971502>>157971518it's facebooks shitty AI, not even as good as chinese onesthey actually cucked the instagram page from the band kek
>>157971529how about you seek some pussy, homo
>>157971492That lazy turd, Randy, can take it with him too.
>>157971531You're fucking retarded.
So PCA can't hit when it matters, huh?
>>157971477kek bodied those trannies
>>157971540nty saving myself for Christ
>>157971531We're pretty chill with asians
>>157971536Facebook should have called it The Mars Volta.>>157971541Name one left fielder better in Mariners history, no I will not accept Raul Ibanez.
Jesus christ "nico" what kind of swing was that Id fine his ass 50k for that shit
>>157971553not surprised that you're saving yourself for a man
>>157971504/mlb/ has several silence of the lambs feeling trannies posting weird shit while using every opportunity to refer to themselves as a "cubs girl".
>>157971531Most Asian Americans live on the west coast retard
>>157971574dont forget they also like to spam some 12 year old girl and sexualize her
>>157971572https://voca.ro/1ksDHWk49P5T
>>157971559>Mars Volta Based, zased even.
>>157971531Is this a joke? California is chock full of chinks. Do you have a sister by any chance?
>>157971583>Most Asian Americans live on the west coast
everything cubsfags post makes sense when you realize they've got lead induced brain damage
>>157971551Didn't he say something like watching the 2016 Cubs world series to hype him up lol
>>157971574What? The Cubs are a patrician team. I ban all trannies from the Fandom. I aignt never seen a trannie on the wgn fancam.
>>157971586huh? what? sorry i couldn't understand you with all that dick in your mouth you seething fudgepacker. keep replying
>>157971593The state with the most Pajeets is California lmao
>>157971593Are you a kingloving britcuck on a VPN?
>>157971593texas isn't on a coast, senor.
Cubbiebear shitposting making retards seethe on /sp/ kek it never gets old
Hopefully Boyd gets a chance to throw a fastball into Machados face
>>157971586The spacebar-slap mouseclick really makes it.
cub em tho
Between this and drake maye...ill just say call your Boston friends and let them know you care
>>157971611AIEEEEEE DELETE THIS
>>157971477t. low tee with thinning hair
>>157971606you're a loser bro. thinking about dick in every post. baka
double play! clarkie bear says sit the FUCK down!!!
>>157971599kek, PCAre these lights too bright or is it just me?
>>157971617Based retard
>>157971646good boy! keep going i'm so close
>>157971586>https://voca.ro/1ksDHWk49P5Tyou have fatty voice. I can hear your triple chin.
>>157971660>gulf of americaDAS RITE
>cubtrannies can't make any 'roos to respond because they have a mexican accentkek got em
Baseball was better with no dh
>>157971660>Gulf of AmericaBASED
>>157971645full head of hair>>157971667you can't count to 3 without using your fingers
>>157971679Im white (jewish)
lol cusbs BTFO
>>157971593We need to differentiate the orderly orient and central Asians from the south and mideast Asians.
XANDER FUCKING DID SOMETHINGWORTH EVERY PENNYEXTEND HIM AJ
>>157971689>>157971670
>>157971603it's not actual fans, it's mentally ill men pretending to be women who are cubs fans. Baseball is just the scenic backdrop to their sickness.
Stunting on them
BOGEY GOES BOOM
scuba kek
cubs girls...
I'm literally a girl tho
MEATBALL
Give those cubbie bears a chance...
imagine giving up a HR to Xander Bogaerts LMAOOOO
Jesus fucking christ this Boyd motherfucker. Hopefully some black shoots him dead in chiraq. I got into a fight with my wife so I could watch this in peace and this Boyd motherfucker decides to shit his pants all over San Diego fuck fuck fuck I hope he dies
>cubbypacos
cubtrannies about to join the 43% club KEKAROO
>>157971724https://voca.ro/180LIFhGGtxd
If he was a woman I didn’t respect he’d be Matthew Foid
kek scuba
X GONNA GiVE TO YA
>least coastlets, flyover hicks, and seething doggie doos actually thought the cubs would winLmfao
The cubback begins now
>>157971724>>157971706https://voca.ro/1aVuTRTZvB0J
Cubsisters what are we drinking?
I'm female tho
Is nu-office (the paper) any good??
what went wrong?
it's ok Cubbie bros the Padres are blowing their load now they can't sustain this
Cubgers...
>>157971757yankees cum, it seems
I've noticed a stark drop in little anime girl posting since the Cubbies started getting bullied.
>>157971757Cum
The commercials are too short, I don't have time to record more than one vocaroo per break.
>losing to the Poodres
>>157971777I meant padres, watching two games at the same time is killing me
they were talking so much shit LMFAO
Red Sux got gaped holy kek look at that
>>157971749
At least I get to watch the bears. How are the San Diego chargers doing, you dirty Chicano rats?
>>157971530https://voca.ro/1kKfb6iP5j2j
>>157971813I dont care about the chargers they have sucked ass for the last 10 years
>>157971822They stole a WC spot from a deserving AL team without a fluke 15 win streak. Manfred should have stepped in but in the future this cannot be allowed to happen.
>>157971813"Bears girls" are down the hall to the left
>>157971813si senor, how about them bears?
>>157971790just play the hits!https://vocaroo.com/1clP7JhCbqJg
>getting no hit in the postseasonkek scuba
>no hitter through 5SCVBA KEK
>>157971831I say swell in real live <3
>>157971844this made miggers shit their diapies kek
>>157971786Youre out of the Fandom
don't damage your nails by typing while seething cubsisters
LET KING NO HITTER OR BAN THE PADRES!
Bulls > lolBlackhawks > lolNorthwestern > San Diego State
>>157971813They fucking ass, force Spanos to sell the team BCk to us, Herbert getting his soul drained by a succubus and a incompetent organization.
Padres fan here, are the White Sox Chicago's team?
>>157971845>HESULDUSABILLAGOODS>ANHESTUCKITRIGHTUPAHREAENDS
>zero hits through more than half the gamekek... KEK!
>>157971845wait wtf is this the same guy as this >>157971477
if the cubs actually get no hit after the year they had, they might not actually recover, i'm talking mass suicides in front of PCA's MVP plaque
>>157971836Then why are you in the Charger game threads?
>>157971865Notre Dame is Chicago's team.
>>157971844It makes sense why Chicago has a ton of beaners. Why does San Diego?
>>157971859This ad should be a PSA to know and identify Chicago gayface
>>157971813I also enjoy watching the bears.
>>157971882Maybe, the samples I used are both /mlb/ vocaroos
>>157971871Obviously>>157971878Impossible. They have MVPete!
>>157971886Get naked slut, it's almost time for sex
>Assad
>>157971882>>157971899Yes, and the other sample is>>157971453
>>157971894Have you ever seen a map?
>>157971887Notre Dame is America's team
Are they copying the terrible towel thing?
HIT TATIS IN THE RIBS ALREADY
>>157971849>>157971854
>>157971919delete this
>>157971899can we get a new sample for Mets funposting? what about something with "run prevention" or "mClEaN iS dEaLiNg!"
Assad looks very Mexican
>>157971871The Cubs are your team if you're in sales, real estate, or finance. The Sox are your team if you drive for Amazon, deal drugs, or got blacked out at too many Cubs parties and banned for life. If your ears perk up when McChickens go two for the price of one, you're a Sox fan.
>a guy hitting 4x homers gets the MVP >a guy hitting 60 homers gets "well his OPS wasn't as high" I find the PCA MVP more offensive than the Judge.
>>157971918Trve. My bad.
>>157971886To shit talk bustin shitbert and lust over Madison
>>157971941if cal went 60/60, he would've earned it
>>157971934Haven’t we suffered enough?
>>157971894It actually doesn’t make sense why beaners live in Chicago lol
>>157971938Well he is mexican
>>157971939Whites Cubs Blacks Sox No need for 500 words
I'm giving the Cubbies a chance.
>>15797194960/14 is bretty gud
>>157971939White Sox Presidents : 1 Cubtranny presidents : 0
>>157971916no, he’s a retard 12oid faggot
>>157971939He really threw real estate in there like it's classier than driving for Amazon.
>>157971959I look like this
What team are the Mexicans rooting for?
>>157971964Reagan was a Cubs fan.
>>157971939>if you drive for Amazon, deal drugs, or if your ears perk up when McChickens go two for the price of oneThese kind of people don't watch baseball, both chicago baseball fanbases are pretty white
>>157971959>>157971975heh heh heh....
>>157971934>>157971951https://voca.ro/1hsziysJiZwi
>>157971959 I hate that I look like this desu
if not for Mud this broadcast would be unbearable, they love the Cubs so fucking much
>>157971951so true
>>157971967I'm a Sox fan, dumbass. Althoughbeit mostly for blacked out reasons. Also Obama was half white, that counts for something.
>>157971964kek, do you know someone asked him once who his favorite players were on the 2005 team and he couldn't name any?
>>157971981south mexican girl here, for me it's the cubs
>>157971959The cubbiemaid reveal was the high water mark of /mlb/
>>157971981Cubs, i'm rooting for Assad
girls love the cubbiebears!
>>157971894Famous Illinois education on display
I'm female btw
>>157971981Padres
Hahaha greg gonesol
Ty France is breaking this game open, trust the Flan.
>>157972009i look like this and post here
blue jays legend ty france
kek the cubtrannies fled back to /nfl/ to seethe there
>>157972014Ty Fagce
Cubs are the casual/tourist teamSox are the local/baseball fan team
>>157971959What is the fuck is that what you call a hot dog in shitcongo, slut?*knocks food up into her face, splattering the mustard all over her*
>Absolute state of Cusb
The cubs are going to ruin my bracket because the pitching is too ass to give their epic offense a chance.
>>157972019no.... NO!!!!!
'rooposters ruined a comfy game thread...
>>157972021white sox fans haven't even followed the team the last 4 years, I say this as a white sox fan
I'm... Peff Jassan
SEND THIS BULLPEN TO ISRAEL #Cubs
>cusbs penyeah this series is already over, fly the L!
>mexican pitchers
>MESTizo bugspammer trying to make fun of anyoneoh no you dont dog
>>157972030And yet they still know/care more about baseball than Cubs fans
If Jackson Merrill hits a grand slam I will gargle my own cum.
>>157972025>LE PLAYwhat did they mean by this
>>157972039No they don't lmao. I say this as a sox fan.
>Kershaw commentating a Padres wild card gameWhat kind of humiliation ritual is this
>>157971934>>157971951>>157971989I got you guys some Mets samples from Howie Rose.https://voca.ro/1dhtljs9Cw63
>>157971995He might have been a manufactured fraud but he loved bombing Pakistani children at weddings so he wasn't all bad
>>157972039As a white sox fan that simply ain't true. I wish it were but our fans suck
>>157972050Wrong
>>157972047:(
>>157972025cute huh
why are mexican pitchers so bad at pacoswing
should have hit him in the face!!!
>>157972026Hard to imagine a worse way for the playoffs to go. At least the Astros lose early
>>157972050Nope
oh boy
Roman got lifted from the game in the 6th, hope he's OK!
SIX NOTHING SCUBA KEK>>157972049True.
PADRES WON THE WORLD SERIES!!!
Remember Chicago has millions of Mexicans despite not being anywhere close to the border
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH CUBTRANNIES
cubs girls are getting raped
>both night games are slurpers for the home teambravo, wo-Manfred
every game today was a blowout
How are Cubs a playoff team? lmao
IT KEEPS GETTING WORSE
WE WANT 10
kek cubs
scuba, klenk!
TY FRANCE SCORESIT'S SEVEN NOTHING PADRESUSA USA USA
whitefolks bay legend craig retard
Its so over. I hate everyone involved. Gas all the cubs involved in this humiliation
>every analyst and /mlb/ analyst said the cubs were sweeping this series
>another blowoutthanks manfred
What part is San Diego are you fromAnd what is your favorite cheese?
SOURCE TELLS ME CUBS ARE STABLE. PLEASE GOD.
SCUBA KEKKILL YOURSELF CUBBIE GIRLS!!!
This is why we need a lockout
Cubbies getting raped
>>157972047>no bigelow tea or peerless boilers mentioned ngmi
>>157971959Fuck you, I'm losing money tonight.
I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS, SCOOBS
>>157972091All prediction markets had padres winning, why are you trying to make yourself out to be the underdog?
>>157972076
The Padres are gunna kill Bill Murray =/
>>157972089
>getting owned by the poodrescubtrannies have met their match
>>157972091No they didn't you lying bitch
Why aren’t the cubs putting up a better fight?
>>157972071We needed someone to impale blacks with spears from moving (unlicensed) vehicles during the George Floyd (pbuh) days & nights
RAPEANDGAPETHOSECUBBIEBEARS
did you guys know that of the 16 wild card series that have been played under the current format, only 1 team has advanced after losing the first game? scuba kek
>>157972105every analyst and twitter analyst and mlb analyst were confident the cubs had this
>>157972100bigelow tea was mentioned!!!I did forget the boilers though sorry nobody here has those.
Cubtranny status?
>>157972076Sorry sir…
Kek I hope Tatis Jr breaks his bat and the shrapnel pierces his throat as he bleeds out helplessly while millions watch and then every year for a few decades the announcers show the instant replay of him dying like a dog on the field (kek)!
>>157972127dafaq?
>>157972127what in the !?
Kwanzas fat chocolate milkers raised the Padres players morale
Can we at least get a hit? God?
>>157972078Phillies/Braves was pretty close, there were also several lead changes and the Braves only went ahead for good in the bottom of the 8th.
>>157972125dilated
>>157972124I admit I turned it off about six seconds in kek
>>157972127Lmao would be deserved. Fucking lying cheater scum
my gards would heem both these peems
>>157972123Most had padres because of >our home record
>>157972127 Jewish hands typed this
>>157972127yeah...YEAH!!!
>>157972127based...BASED!!!
>>157972127Cubcord out in full force now
why is drunk driving golf carts so god damn fun
>>157972127Sic em aj!!!
>>157972127uhhhh mods?
El paco doyer seething status?
>>157972127This is the post
>Cubbies getting annihilated>How many millions have they spent for 2nd place?
>>157972155drunk driving in general is fun
>>157972127You're a legend
>>157972138:(
>>157972127
>>157972127kek FAGtis!
kek cubcord melting down
>spamming at the same postThis is when you know the cubs are losing
>>157972122>yfw the 1 team was the Athletics after they lost game 1 to the White Sox but won game 2 and 3
>>157972127rude.
>>157972127Tell'em!
>>157972127no, YOU'RE AWESOME!!!
>>157972127This is twisted, sick shit
>>157972174this
>>157972161They don't know how to spend on pitching well apparently.
kek pcGAY
>>157972127u real for dat
>cubs got jinxed by bearfag spamming>still got destroyed by the vicucksKEK
pcgay kek KEK
>>157972127This is psychotic
MVPETE WHATS GOING ON BUD
>>157972127this is incane
>>157972127Lole
Isn't that Bogey error not counted as a hit since the batter got on base?
kek daddies flying too close to the sun
>>157972165no i hate doing it in a car, i get paranoid as fuck
WAT DA HELLY?
>>157972127the post that killed the padres
cubsfags have the most grassroots autism, the poodres and doyers are just tranime addicts fighting a losing culture war
>>157972127Don't listen to the haters sweetypie. You are loved.
Pete shrinking in the bright lights
>>157972203You're a weak pussy then drunk driving is a pleasure
>>157972127come on! liner back to king's head, kill him... then go after the family!!!
I hate both teams but I’m glad everyone’s here to see that Psychogang and cubcord were always cubs fansFuck the cubs
>>157972192Talk to the /mlb/ regular halos fan who regularly prays with all his might that Kurt Suzuki dies in a fatal car crash on the way home from the game
>>157972127>cusb
>>157972127>>157972214
No need for a new thread this one's over
>>157972208cubs fans won the culture war...
>>157972078Phillies braves was close ans on paper the astros whitesox wasn’t a slaughter *even if the astros couldn’t do shit against them they didn’t humiliate themselves the way the Red Sox and cubs have
give me the nu
>>157972127Crazy.
>>157972213A drunk driver ran over my catI wish I could strangle you through my screen
>>157972127all_of_my_wut.jpg
>>157972225Cubs won that war!
>>157972127Please fuck my ass.
>>157972127Cubs won that war!
>>157972230:(
PCA's postseason batting average down to .172
>>157972127https://voca.ro/15hKmakty8hv
KEK SCUBA
I can’t hit
>>157972127sic em AJ!!!
>>157972127kek me too!
>>157972127I think we have our post of the year nominee
JESTERS BREACHING CONTAINMENT
>>157972127Cub-em tho
>>157972127fuck the FAGGOTdres !
>>157972253Gawd them were them days
>>157972127>be me >walk into htread>see this>nope>turn 36 degrees and walk way!
>>157972127Michael Queen kek
>>157972244Without exception, every kid growing up with a hyphenated last name had an absolute whore mom, often a hot whore mom
>>157972127jeebus freakin cheebus
>>157972127I'm a girl tho
>>157972241Fucking kek
>>157972127the post that saved /mlb/
>>157972204WHAT DA HALLE BERRY
>>157972127Cub em!
>>157972127I'm lulzin!
I thought starting Clay Holmes or Gausman would have made more sense. It's almost like the cubbies wanted to waive the white flag today.
>>157972127sic em big dawg
>>157972257>36 degreesBased placebo appreciator
>>157972241shouldn't have wasted this effort on a discord troon raided post that nobody finds funny
>>157972127>>157972241
>>157972284I found it very funny.
>>157972127>I-IT'S A DISCORD RAID DON'T RESPONDkeeeek
>>157972284I kekked
>>157972127I can't believe such mean-spririted filth is posted on my /sp/ now. This place was never the same after the hack.
>>157972127but its a discord raid tho!
>>157972230Lol a gay cat owner to boot eh
what's going on in here lads
>>157972290no you didn't, you're just a lonely discord troon who wants to feel involved in something>>157972297you're a mentally ill flagchanger, your sense of humor is irrelevant
>>157972127hes right ya know
>cubs have 0 hits>blackhawks have 0 shots
>>157972296They really do be like this kek
>>157972127honestly i'm terrified
kek blackcocks losing too? oh no no no no no
>>157972308O KEK
>>157972127im a girl kek
>>157972308Bears and Sox won though
>>157972303We're bored of the manfredslop
I would hate to be an innocent woman in the crowd right now
>>157972127https://voca.ro/135U0bISsyAj
cubs looking like f0ze right now, kek!
>>157972127find kek o!
>>157972325kek
Do the Cubs know they have another game tomorrow? Why is Counsel already going deep into his bullpen?
>>157972323what did the bulls do?I know they don't play yet but did they do anything outside of the game?
>>157972284Kek seethe harder nigga
>>157972127Good post, good sire
>>157972305I do not use discord but I do find meaning in vocarooposting.
shut the fuck up doyerpacos
>>157972127it's a raid tho!
>>157972305>>157972309Based Dr House accurate diagnosers
>>157972323>star qb got exposed as a shitter>forced to go back to him in 2-3 weekskek nice "win" you've got there
>>157972127we be kekkin'!
>>157972339Idk Caleb Wilson looks good.
>>157972127Michael Queen kel
>>157972325No.... not again so soon.....
>>157972352based on what? they didn't play anything
>>157972127kek >>157972330based!
>>157972356uhhhhh
>>157972356RIP
Im not loving this losing
>>157972344Have fun getting destroyed by the Brew Crew.
>>157972356Stop posting this image. It's so sad.
>>157972309This is insane!
Hi guys, what time is the next San Diego chargers game?
/sp/ is so slow right now that this thread will stay alive without the need for a new oneover/under replies by the time it hits page 10: 750
>>157972127post'em!
>>157972309Honestly I'm terrified>>157972127Honestly I'm terrified
>>157972127This but unironically
>>157972356>festival band on her wristneed that social proof that you went to coachella
>>157972127Raid they asses!!
discord troons will never feel true happiness. all you have is swarming over each other even though you're all individually miserable and will never establish actual connections. you virtually hump each other like a bunch of chemically rotted ants. your raids will not solve your deep-rooted real life problems. you enshittify /mlb/ because your life is shit.
>cubs getting no hit down 7 runs>announcers talking about how "both teams are evenly matched"
>>157972376easily taking the under
nu>>157972397
>>157972127eke
reminder that chicago lost the /nfl/bowl to california last year (who then lost to the hated PNW, a spiritually east coast region)
maybe its for the best that the cubs get knocked out ASAP (as soon as possible)
>>157972402keeeeeek
>>157972376Faggot mods killed this site
Cubs = gay losers That is all
>>157972392You could just join in on the kekkies instead of being a dork lmao
>>157972402what the deuce?!?
>>157972418nobody's laughing at your dork shit you stupid socially desperate chud
NEGATIVE AURA MOMENT
KING NO HITTER BLOWNPADRES ARE FUCKED
>Kershaw and MachadoPadgers :)
>gubs>one (1) (uno) hit
>Cusb continue to shit the bed
