AL WILD CARD: BOS @ NYY - GAME 1
Cum shitter kek!
Why do the yankees, NYC, and the east coast make them seethe so very much?
What are your thoughts on the Boston accent?
>>157970385Shit team and shit hole
If your state doesn’t border an ocean or have a peak higher than one mile, you don’t deserve to live. Simple as
red sox hacked the pitchcom and still couldnt score a single run off him
pedro wouldn't have put up with this shit
cummy shitties
what are your thoughts on pizza and its regional varieties?
>>157970337If the Brewers win the WS the team should get to run a train on her.
Why did they take out Roman "Reigns" Anthony?
>>157970393it's pretty natural when you're trying to talk with a mouthful of cum
There are people in this thread who give a fuck about carbon footprints
>>157970419korean pizza is where it's at
At what point does /mlb/ say to themselves “yeah man we should shut the fuck up”Cam Schlittler owns this genny.
It ain't Miller time
>>157970405Floridians master race!
>>157970368>Just erase Boston now. They can't be holding on much longer.>British flagThe last time you guys said this was in 1775 and we all know how that turned out
>Pats tanking>Bruins in shambles>Celtics seething to Knicks>Red Sox forever in Yankees shadow.Just erase Boston now, they have nothing left.
Go Yankees.
/mlb/, if I ever have a baseball watch party in NY full of normies and I invite you guys to come through, can you promise me you won't do something crazy?
>>157970445Oh yeah, name fifteen
>>157970405And of course the longer the state's ocean border is, and the higher the peak, the more kino the state is.t. Alaskan
>>157970447Never going to happen and you have only yourself to blame
do you think the Red Sox have a chance here, Ace Combat 8 came out and I want to play it
>>157970446fuck outta here
Word is that Schlittler is getting one more batter
>>157970463I'm Schlitting in your toilet and not flushing it.
>>157970469>t. AlaskanYou watch baseball up there? I thought you guys were busy fending off White Walkers
>>1579704582004 might as well be 1775 at this point
>>157970483This is an Armored Core general
>>157970463promise.
Somebody check on the cumshitterkekfag, he’s probably wishing for someone to take a come backer to the face right now
>>157970454What part
>>157970483No, but luckily my PC can't run UE5 games at an acceptable framerate>maybe I should just play the AC0 port that comes with the preorder though
>>157970494It would be at a Mets bar. You sure you can step through the door without burning?
>>157970483It’s just two runs and the Yankees just took out their starter, you do the math
test
Do Yankees hate Mets or Red Sox more? I am curious about their rivalries. How do they feel about Chicago teams as well?
You guys seem more fun and more chill than the weirdos in nfl game threads, /nfl/ and /cfb/
stankies think its over at 0 - 2
Remember when they were crowning Boston as world series favorites because they had a good month?
>>157970506Is that the man from Milwaukee?
If a Midwest Chad like me was in that stadium I would be pulling all the hoes since they would be in awe at what a real man looks like nothing but soi boys in that stadium kek
>>157970483of course
>>157970538baseball fans are the most wise and mature of any sport
>>157970538NFL threads always seem to get perverted whenever the bears play. It's not just me that notices right?
>>157970499Not only watch, but every year at Summer Solstice there is the Midnight Sun Game in Fairbanks that starts at 10pm and is played under natural light.
>>157970537They hate Red Sox more because they're in the same division and play series like these. They think mets fans are retarded little brothers cause why would you root for a loser franchise like the Mets in a city that has 27 time world championship yankees
>>157970538wait until the padres or dodgers play, /mlb/ is cursed
>>157970538
>>157970537no one thinks about the mets
First day of the postseason not even over yet and I'm already boredWhat's even the point of these games while we know the Brewgods will dominate and win the world series.You have no answer for The Miz.
>lazy pop up to left is warning track power
>>157970506Playing AC3 on the PSP right now, controls are so wacky compared to PS2
to schlitt or not to schlitt
>>157970530Cam isn't done.
>>157970538all the tranime freaks and autists are in the gamethreads
>>157970580The Yankees are a Baltimore team.
stankee fans thought that was gone kek
>>157970599right*
>>157970580But there has to be a bandwagoning argument to be made though no?
>>157970603didn’t they have someone warming up?
what I've learned about /mlb/ tonight is that the game threads are way more normal than the general is. maybe because the general is slow people feel like they have to say and do weird shit for dopamine
>>157970601I liked Ace Combat X on PSP
>>157970627Cam’s. Not. Done
>>157970516I always have fun at Citi Field. I'm sure I can manage.
>>157970476>Cum Shitterlol
The genny is infested with schizos
>>157970571A lot of perverts in cubbie and bears land.
>>157970580Mets seem to have a lot of Jewish fans.
This is actually getting kinda boring. The Red Sux are just stealing money at this point offensively. No wonder socialism is so popular
Eating some Ben and Jerry's dirt cake shit is cash
bearieposter was unhinged he was literally copying and pasting posts across both threads
>>157970601The PSX controls are crazy too but I refuse to play them with mods
If they’re gonna call it city field, there should be a little skyline on the mound and you take taxis from base to base
Cam’s.Not.Done.
where is jizz chimpson?
>>157970626Bandwagon which team? You lost me
>game threads are full of seething calicanos spamming cum shitter>immediately stops when they go to spam tranime in the NEET vs NEET gamethreadnoooticing
>>157970538They are slower and more contained, it's kinda comfy
>Cam's still in at 110+ pitches>Tolle got taken out at 80 in the 5th inningI hate Chad Tracy so much bro
>>157970649Cubs fans aren't as bad as bears fans imo.Brewers fans weird me out though. I can't explain why but they just have that weird vibe, same as mets fans.
>>157970666how high are you
The game is such a slurper For the non postseason fans watching whats your team and what team are you rooting for?>Mariners>Brewers
>>157970649we never finished the beariemid
there's still more cum to shit
No respectable white man would wear such tacky jewelry like that while playing a sport yikes
>>157970673Praying for a VolpE6
I thought you guys said, Cam was done?
You just know there are wagon burner bandwagon fans
>he takes his craft very seriouslymy high ass heard "takes this crap very seriously"
>>157970686>Brewers fans weird me out though. I can't explain why but they just have that weird vibeprobably because they're also packers fans
>>157970696Why does the red sox one have socks but the white sox one doesn't?
let's go Yankees
As a famous Bostonian once said, "this sucks on ice"
cum shitter kek
You’ll are missing the cubs getting raped
>>157970686Met fans definitely have some weirdos. One Anon obsessed with posting Asian women.
>>157970723very nice people irl though. they tailgate before ballgames
>>157970737Oh yeah that one anon obsessed with Asians
>>157970735They'll come back and win off a PCA home runBoring and predictable
>>157970724The bearies are crowd sourced
>>157970723That actually makes a lot of sense.The Brewers just seem to me like as if reddit was a baseball team.
Now the bullpen will blow it
Cam is done.
Why did Boone just DeGrom this kid for no benefit?
>>157970686>>157970737>>157970747do we like the Mets anon that strictly blogs about Mets roster construction and Carson Benge?I'm definitely not him and am curious about your honest opinion as a disinterested third party :^)
Boone probably left Cam in a little longer than he should have but I get it
BREWGODS!THE MIZ!YELICH FUCKS YA!
>>157970766I don’t care about the Mets except for making fun of them
>red sux>offense
Huge ovation, and MVP chants, for Cam as he leaves the game.
Don't think I've ever seen a Marlins fan on /sp/ tbqh
>>157970358this thread is no joke 80% dudes posting little girl anime avatarsjesus fuck it's actually true. the chicago and california fans are fucking trannies
>>157970763If he yanked him after 6 you'd be bitching about that too
Hitler is human after all. Now to not shit the bed.
>cubs getting raped>forced to false flag as sewers fanskek
>>157970763To shorten his career. Boone is playing the long game
>>157970763Boone is by no means having a perfect night but his best decision of all was keeping Cam Schlittler in this game A+ decision. Analytics would never agree with this. He went against the grain.
>>157970782I can respect that
>>157970791yea nigga I told you
>>157970791there’s a cubs schizo tranny and some flyover 12oid who spams doyerpaco in any cubs or California thread
>>157970791they seethe when you post frogs or wojaks, just a heads up if you want to have some fun
>>157970791they're not even hot ones too like where is that kuro chick from the world cup threads
hahaha yea who cares about asian girls hahaha can't be me
Rafaela is a primate.
>>157970791What do you expect from Padres fans?
>>157970822>Tfw too low social status to ever get to fuck a Asian chick Feelsbadman
>>157970832And there it is
Do not reply to chikaner
THE MIZ!!!
>>157970822
>>157970838bro what are you, a jeet or something?
>>157970832and there it is
>>157970822I fucked her
You think Rafeala wants to get a round house kick to the face while Cam is wearing these bad boys? Forget about it.
the Red Sox are such an embarrassmentNever stood a chance against this super-team
Yankees finally have a starting pitcher who absolutely owns the Red Sox much like how Curt Schilling and Josh Beckett owned the Yankees.
>>157970838I dated an Asian chick for a while. they live up to the hype. submissive + nasty. love making out the entire time. will do so much to please youthey can be crazy but the sex is incredible
>>157970812>cub schizo tranny>singularits a discord o f mentally ill neets, mostly mexican
>>157970853All Asian chicks I ever see are doctors and lawyers
>>157970822>>157970851I don't really care for them but some are okay.
>>157970838Are you homeless or something?
I wonder how copilot made $1 slices an economic reality for Hank in these trying times
Elsewhere in New York, Liberty are about to advanced to the second round in the WNBA playoffs.
>>157970530paul blackburn > mason miller
>>157970887you can't date doctors or lawyers?
>>157970869>Super teamCalm down. Beating the Red Sox is the minimum expectation for the Yankees.You should be breezing past them.
>>157970916he can’t, that’s for sure
>>157970894It referred him to some cheap cheese and flour.
>>157970879Cam Schlittler owns the Red Sox as much as any baseball player has owned any franchise in MLB history. Incredible.
>>157970892>>157970916I'm a forklift operator no Asian chick would ever even let me sniff her
>>157970882that was my experience as well
>Red Shits
what are we thinking boys, is this game over? switch to Cubs/Pads? can we just continue using this thread though, I don't wanna mix with the discord troons
2 singles off Schlittler. Hang the banner !!
AL teams are so fucking shit.
>>157970950yeah I was right lol
>no cute asian lawyer doctor gf to do chemical experiments on me
A judgian sighting
Red Sox can only win by cheating that's why they haven't won since 2018
>>157970958seriously when do we ever get a containment board for those faggots like this
New Sux pitcher throws stinkers every single time lol
The Cubs are getting shelled. I knew their pitching was bad, but I might have underestimated just how bad their pitching is.
The Yankees knocked down the twin towers and couldn’t even get a pity ring out of it lmao
>>157970988let's just keep making NYY/BOS stealth threads. they won't know
>>157970971Please bro hotwife her for me
(my optimism and smile gone)
>>157970950there are plenty of attainable docs & lawyers on the apps, some of whom are just looking for any old shlub who can pretend to listen
>>157970999Super Bowl XLII was the 9/11 pity championship
They’re called the Red Sox and they don’t even wear red socks. No wonder they suck
>>157970888Megumi Yamano, a gravure actress if anyone wants to know. she's had plastic surgery to make her jaw more sharp
>lions vs panthersWhy are the miserable panthers on a Sunday night game?
>>157970950you'd be surprised brother. by and large, Asian chicks are really cool. I think upper class white girls and South Asian girls are way more status obsessed. don't get me wrong, Asians care, but it's different. Indian girls will literally ask you within the first 5 messages on a dating app how much money you make. it's fucking gross
things are getting very grim
Red Sox haven't won a ring since cheating and Yankees couldn't even win with cheating meanwhile the Astros proved they were winners in 2022. That's the difference between a serious team and these two bum has-been franchises
>>157971022>Implying Brady could ever beat Eli
This fuckin wop and his little meme routine
Don't worry Red Sox Nation. The Patriots play on Sunday.
muh NOBLETIGER
>>157971056He did in Week 17 that same season
>>157971033It looks good.
>>157971067
Hyderabad Astros lol
this game is cooked, I'm switching the stream
>>157971067No nobletiger this time
I've gone out with doctors, lawyers, professors, etc. I have more fun with waitresses and yoga teachers if I'm being totally honest...
All Rice for the Judge
Holy shit
RICE RICE BABY
Texas Ranjeets lol
its over
Total bledsox implosion
>>157971095can still happen even after scoring if the bases are left loaded again. we confirmed with google gemini, chatgpt, grok, and claude earlier.
It's OK red socks. Only three years of Chad Tracy.
>>157971099really? i had to stop dating the doctor i dated because she never wanted to stop going out to bars every other night and traveling once a month
>>157971126fuck you, goddamn faggot
>>157971072In a meaningless game
Cubbies are only down 2. not too bad
Where the fuck did Gayman Anthony go? He’s injured? LOL
Should I watch Line Of Fire or game 2?
>>157971140ai got ya seething?
>Sed Rox How are they so shit?
damn what a pick
>>157971126I don't care what (((AI))) says, I know a NOBLETIGER when I see it and re-loading the bases is not it
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>>157971166They peaked in August and play in a weak division
It's absolutely insane that everyone understands that the strategy against a starting pitcher is to try to make him pitch a lot and get him out of the game so you can get to the second third or fourth bullpen guys and crush them.And then at the same time people think it's smart to take out our starting pitcher early and put in your second third and fourth bullpen guys to get crushed.
If tigers were noble, they’d be kings and they can’t be kings unless they get the lions to agree.
>>157971195OK but you need to actually score when you have on bases too.
And Cody continues to be garbage in the playoffsI can't believe big mac was high on him and low on McMahon
Mets and Jets disaster seasons combined with this Yankees WS cakewalk, are so painful. Mets fans deserve so much better than this
gritty double play
For me, it’s confusing the other teams AI by using my best starter as a pinch hitter and bunting every other pitch
>>157971212Knicks in 5 thoughever.
>>157971212>Mets fans deserve so much better than thisNot!
>>157971166there’s no excuses. Yankees are just the better team in every single aspect of the game. it’s not close
>>157971212I don't care if the Mets never win a ring in my lifetime. I will always cheer for them. only talking about rings is loser talk. like all things in life, it's about the journey, not the destination
>>157971210Yankees stuck with their guy as long as they could to limit the number of bullpen guys that Red Sox seeThey understood
>>157971235
>>157971212The Jets are not a disaster yet there is still false hope.
The jets should’ve been forced to change their name after that tragedy
>>157970462this pic deadass bro
I'm eskimo bros with Spencer Jones. I matched on hinge and went on multiple dates with his gf Does this mean I was close to making it to the league
Has anyone seen the malding venezolANO?
>>157971270HERE COME THE NEW YORK GANGRENE
>>157971270The New York Planned Demolitioners doesn't have the same ring though
sold PCA, let Alonso walk, then spend £300 million on shitters so bad the fans literally cheer for you to loseI don't see things getting better for the Mets either, it's kinda sad
>>157971270The lawnmower tragedy?
>>157970462Cam would tell you to fuck off and never root for his team again if he knew you were posting garbage like this
I gotta pee
Adolf Schlittler
Ben Rice is so sick
>>157971310But what if its Cam himself posting from the dugout
>>157971270New York Butt Fumbles does have a ring to it.
The New York Subway RatsThe New York Tunnel Crawlers
It’s quite unseemly to have athletes advertising gambling. Giannis should be ashamed but he’s black and Greek, neither of which ever heard of shame.
>>157971306They stumbled upon like five good young players in the past two disaster seasons. Three of them pitchers that is absurd.
y'all watching CHC @ SDP?
>>157971284Thanks, crodie.
>>157971345>There are no failures in sports
>>157971358currently posting on ityou can feel the autism bubbling up
>>157971306I'm a Mets fan, I hated the 2026 season, but believe it or not, in spite of that, the Mets are set up decently for next year. Hell even this year, they were 34-31 after the all-star break (85 win pace). They have young guys, vets in their prime and near prime, and a real pitching staff. Obviously they need to figure out most of the infield and do it right but if you hear Mets fans optimistic for next year there are reasons.
>>157971338The New York EZ Passers
I guess we might as well mosey on over>>157970358
Why did they show that jew cap?
VOLPE BUNT
>Olds>is youngSick bunt by Volpe, thoughever.
>>157971440>>157971447cum shitter kek
>>157971347People are allowed to complain, but some of it is hilarious. People are whining over trading for a shortstop in his prime during a playoff run and cutting a minor-league center fielder who did absolutely nothing that year and happened to have a good season 5 years later.
Why did NBC think 4 man booths was a good idea?
>bello
Aaron Judge, Ben Rice, Cody Bellinger, Luis Garcia, George Lombard, Spencer Jones, Cam Schlittler, Max Fried, Gerrit Cole, Carlos Rodon, Will WarrenThis is the best core in baseball and will lead the Yankees to multiple championships
>>157971464hiring local guys when you need them is cheaper than some shitty ARod type booth
Thread is more dead than this game
>>157971499>Carlos RodonSurely you jest
>>157971509Nigel, you can always just go back to watching zero Red Sox baseball like you did all regular season! Dancing with the Stars is on
>>157971509it was being carried by seething boston fans who are finally accepting the loss and complete domination by cam
>>157971499They will put up a fight against the Astros in the ALCS for sure
Sweeping the Dodgers was the Cum Sox's World Series
>>157971521That's a different Brit, there's 2 of us here
Oh no no noBostonpacos kek
>>157971521Well either way the red sox are fucking finished lmao
ITS A BOSTON MASSACRE
Cubs will eventually score which means that the red sux will be the only team to be shutout in playoffs so far kek
GRAND SLAM
Roman Anthony to the IL.KWAB
it's over
RICE PRESIDENT
Rice is going to attain superstar status this playoffs
LMAO RED SOXS KWAB
i concede. it's joever.
>Grand SlamGonna go kms now
RICED
The AL is not a real league
The Boston Boys absolutely destroying the Sox lmao
RICED X2
Red sox can't win championships without cheating
venezolANO BTFOOOOOOO
sux choking on all this rice
The Red Sox can do nothing about these Massachusetts guys. Cam and Rice are unreal.
>black pitchers
YANKEES WIN CALL YOUR MOTHER
>>157971655Imagine the disappointment on their parents face.
RIIIIIIIIIIICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Gayllo
>>157971640DEPORT HIM>DEPORT HIMDEPORT HIM>DEPORT HIMDEPORT HIM>DEPORT HIMDEPORT HIM>DEPORT HIMDEPORT HIM>DEPORT HIMDEPORT HIM>DEPORT HIMDEPORT HIM>DEPORT HIMDEPORT HIM>DEPORT HIMDEPORT HIM>DEPORT HIMDEPORT HIM>DEPORT HIMDEPORT HIM>DEPORT HIMDEPORT HIM>DEPORT HIM
kek who needs him
>>157971683Coward. Give that bubblegum a bat.
RICE MVP MVP MVP
What was the Sox strategy there? walking the lower order batters and then throw a meatball down the middle for the best yanks batter?
>already people leavinggotta beat the traffic I guess
Born and raised in Boston... then he does this. It's macabre.
>Red Sox needs pitching>My Angels need an outfielder
spencer jones has a nice looking gf
GET FUCKED BOSTON
ok that be lit if nyc wins nba then mlb
Imagine getting smoked by this lil fella
>>157971726It’s time we talk about the Yankees having the best player development in baseball.
Yankees win!/mlb/ losesSay the line /mlb/
>Red sucks>Gaytriots>SmellshitsThe absolute state of Boston
CAM MASTERCLASS. APOLOGIZE
i knew the yankees would win but i didn't expect a booty blasting like this
Yankees win! Th-a-a-a Yankeeeees!
Can we just call the series here?
FUCK YOU BOMBSTON
ITS A PARTY IN NEW YORKhttps://youtu.be/GNGH6E7-pFQ
What a game 1!!! Cam is an Ace!! Baby bombers making us all proud! Let’s go Yankees!!
>Somehow, the Bambino curse returned
Yankees win, are good.
>>157971687Bas3d.
>>157971808It will all be over soon when the Yankees inevitably win the WS in a few weeks
>>157970368God I love spreading news. Especially THE news.
Whatever, the Bruins beat the Rangers. Take that.
one can still get some good odds on a yankee ring
>>157971866>Start spreading the news>I'm coping today>I'm gonna be a part of it>in /mlb/
>>157971898
YANKEES IN 5 BITCH WE SWEEPING BOSTON AND TAMPA IDGAF!!!!!!!!!!
>>157971898KEK WHAT A KWAB
>>157971914>106Saar
>>157971957My fault.
>>157971977Hogdale heart attack Roman a postseason chokerBahstan boys raped the red sox Who has it better than us?
I'll buy a Cum Shitter jersey if they throat fuck Boston tomorrow too
>>157972059#31 will be banned from public spaces in Boston for at least 30 years.
NEWS STATUS:SPREAD [X]NOT SPREAD [ ]
>>157972150This + Max Fried tomorrow…just wow.
>>157972012NOBODY
